Ultimate continuity.
Previously: >>74141870.
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE
WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=19s
i don't think most of you morons really know that this stuff is the kind of things that will go down in history books a generation after us. it's the kind of shit that people look back on and say "that was fucked up". the jewish needed to flee during the holocaust, and yet most of you are against refugees. your children's children will be ashamed of you.
Amazing when you think that there was both someone smart enough to create the atomic bomb, and simultaneously someone stupid enough to use it.
you fell for the helmet question is probably my favourite gimmick of all time
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm
>>74143972
was necessary you mong
those japs would have never surrendered
anime
>Amazing when you think that there was both someone smart enough to create the atomic bomb, and simultaneously someone stupid enough to use it.
*does a very infectious laugh*
>>74143972
>tfw to intelligent to use nuclear bombs
need a gbf
quite the choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2VADkYanQ
Post people who don't deserve all the shit they get
anal eyes analyse anal lies hehehehe
>you will never be a director in the 1950's making shitty monster movies
>>74144005
actually thats a myth. japan offered to surrender, murica said fuck no and nuked them. evil cunts
>>74143916
What the fuck lads
Just learned that if you put a diamond in an oven that's 763 degrees, it will simply vanish
There wouldn't even be any ash or anything
>>74144080
foy
r8 no h8
>>74144005
so isn't it about time we nuked afghanistan?
>>74144070
'bligatory
>>74144070
>>74144070
*sets /brit/ alight*
*blocks the only way out*
>>74144106
Don't think my oven goes to 763 degrees.
>>74144070
>>74144093
They offered a conditional surrender.
>>74144121
post link!?!?!?!!?!!111111111111
six-oh
six-oh
six-oh
six-oh
why are no gay superheroes?
don't give that deadpool is bi crap, that's just queer bait
high impact bummings?
>tfw have fast-growing facial hair but it's patchy so you have to shave everyday to avoid looking like shit
CHOOOOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-x4PU8S6g
>nukes
they dont exist you fucking mongs. it's the ultimate ruse. how are you all so retarded?
>>74144183
All of the Xmen are gay
>On August 6, 1945, at 8:15 AM local time, the United States detonated an atomic bomb over the Japanese city of Hiroshima.
>Sixteen hours later, American President Harry S. Truman called again for Japan's surrender, warning them to "expect a rain of ruin from the air, the like of which has never been seen on this earth."
>Late in the evening of August 8 ... the Soviet Union declared war on Japan, and soon after midnight on August 9, 1945, the Soviet Union invaded the Imperial Japanese puppet state of Manchukuo.
>Later in the day, the United States dropped a second atomic bomb, this time on the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
fucking RIP japan
ganked to fuck
>>74144208
only leaf post I've ever agreed with
big day for the both of us
>>74144206
>not staying home until its all grown
>>74144070
>>74144183
all women are gay
>>74144183
I think Burnt face man was gay.
>>74144248
>gif
fuck off
need a asaskfsavb
>>74144221
marvel will get there eventually
>>74144183
justice league
>>74144093
there was an interesting episode of radiolab about america's control of nukes. during this time, the people who would have negotiated surrender (the government) were not the people who controlled the nukes (the army). there was a lot of miscommunication leading up to the first bomb, and even more before the second.
http://www.radiolab.org/story/nukes/
>>74144239
say it aint so
>>74144206
know that feel
can't grow a beard but can't stay smooth easily either
>>74144246
It's still patchy when it's fully grown m8
bought a cheese ploughman sandwich for my lunch today from sainsbury's and it was actually quite yummy
>>74144252
this
hang all women
>>74144121
here's me x
>>74144336
'asheed
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/27/man-arrested-over-incident-in-whitehall-near-parliament
Ahh yes, London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItVtykW86KQ
>the Aussies have to go along with whatever dumbass military adventure Washington's latest crop of neocon reptiles cook up
The utter STATE of US hegemony lads
>>74144349
Why so little British?
>>74144280
also skip the first 2 minutes where gays advertise their gay podcast about being gay
>>74144362
haha cant hear you!
the late 1990s were the peak of western civilisation
>>74144379
dunno, everyone in my family that i know of is british
might be because im a saxon/norman or something
>>74144404
could have sworn thats timmy
business idea: a funnel with a tube attached which slides down the gullet to allow you to drink alcohol without tasting it
>>74144360
'orke
>>74144438
business idea:
this, but my willy, in your gullet
>>74144121
t. Irakli Steinoslav
>>74144362
He had a breadknife and was waving it at tourists. Didn't even stab anyone.
Not a terrorist, just an arsehole
>>74144426
I don't know why I have 15% British. That should be German.
Unless somebody got ANGLO'D
>the city of poochester poonited
>>74144349
Rasheed
gf just sent me this in binary via smoke signal
Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.
listening to n-dubz
Just ate a boneless banquet box
Feel like a fat yank cunt now
who ordered timmy a pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vlsp7DDLes
>>74144537
fat yank cunt
Reckon the Outback Steakhouse is an accurate representation of Australian cuisine.
What are you drinking tonight, boys?
Got a bottle of wine to help me to sleep.
unironically listening to shitty music lads
>>74144537
post belly
>>74144583
tea
>Heey dude we're going to the beach to pick up some girls, want to come?
>>74144583
coffee
tell your slaves thanks for the fair trade x
>>74144583
>wine
Explains a lot
>>74144583
Are you an alcoholic? I'll' be waiting until tomorrow night
>It Conquered the World: One of several remaining members of its race, an alien from Venus is guided to Earth by disgruntled scientist Tom Anderson, who tells it which humans it should attach mind control devices to. Among them is his old friend, fellow scientist Paul Nelson. Nelson, after killing a flying bat-thing which carries the device, finally persuades the paranoid Anderson that he's been wrong to ally himself with an alien bent on world domination. They hurriedly leave when they discover Tom's wife has picked up a rifle and gone to the alien's cave to try to kill it.
might watch this one lads
>work tomorrow
ah yes, love work me
oh no wait that's not right I hate it
'ri 'ds
>>74144543
lol it's really messed him up
what does it matter what time it is
>>74144606
Better looking than me by a ways, but not Chads.
>>74144606
>ywn have a face or body like this
>>74144649
>not chads
haha you're delusional mate
>>74144606
nah you're alri lads haha, lemme know if you're up for some drinks later, at my place x
>>74144642
give me your job then m8
>>74144606
fuck off yanks
>>74144642
how much do you make a year
>>74144624
fucking hell
why are these lads so fuckable with their bodies when their faces are so bad
my cock is confused
love pints
Ireland should be destroyed.
what do you think time smells like?
>>74144642
are you the second one
>>74144712
*nicks your pint*
wahey
not a racist
>>74144743
its alright as-is
not racist just don't like em simple as
just dont like foreners
>>74144636
Nah, getting up early tomorrow too.
1 bottle is nothing for an adult human.
LMAO
getting my daily dose of r/todayilearned/, r/AskReddit/, r/Showerthoughts/ and r/LifeProTips/
>>74144583
69p Euroshopper energy drink
Hello, guys. How are you?
>>74144749
skips
>>74144810
hope you're getting some r/socialism indoctrination too x
*sniffs some time*
ahhh yes very good, very good
>>74144830
sevastopol is ukraine
>>74144705
call centre rodent
make £17k per year before tax
>>74144866
this
>>74144749
bio oile
>>74144866
>>74144883
ukraine is russia though, so it all works out x
getting my daily dose of r/the_donald/
doing a lay in bed and cry
sometimes wank to straight porn because the lads are fit
OH YEAH
THE JERK STORE CALLED
>>74144868
just got a job offer at a call centre for 35k CAD or 19909.41 pounds
thoughts? should i take it or learn from your dread of going to work
went for a medical and it turns out im underweight lads
literally need to eat more. dunno what to do now.
it's a gran thinks spam mail was written especially for her episode
Who's the most alpha british ethnic group?
Who's the most beta?
got called a spacker at woolie's
this is the info war
wish i still had my gran
>>74145007
pakis
anglos
>>74145007
dont care
>>74145013
Woolies has been closed for years I think
>>74145007
most alpha
ulster scots
celts
normans
middle ground
native britons
low tier
anglo saxons
Higgins absolutely DESTROYING Hawkins
>>74145027
only got one grandparent left
how about you lads
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
roomname: brit
password: alri
Almost accidentally killed myself last night, mixed medicine and alcohol that were not supposed to be mixed.
>>74145098
still got all 4
>>74145130
Best looking man alive.
>>74145007
idris elba
>>74145138
what was the medication and how much of each did you ingest
>mongs pretending they could tell the difference between a celt, a saxon, or a norman on sight
ahhh yes
>>74145098
still got all 4 here
my great grandmother and great grandfather are also both still alive and absolutely decrepit
might get really baked and play minecraft (before hunger kind)
literally yelled at the tv in floods of tears during this scene
and you???
Only one more day and then 3 days off
Although my manager hasn't spoken to me in 2 days, so I'm a bit paranoid he has some horrible thing to drop on me and make me work them
>>74145181
very Jute post
gonna make a tea
Reminder that librarians are NOT white.
None of the deeds of Gandalf were in vain.
https://lichess.org/D2qABMgC
city or united?
Bought some more whisky
Drinking an Old Fashioned because I'm watching Mad Men
>>74145233
Looks like yank shite.
Cant wait till Fart drops the bomb desu
JF here
do one Theresa May
creasing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVK_OqyUzk
>>74145292
what's an old fashioned?
>>74145247
odd that you say that as i literally am a jute
the point stands, though
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
roomname: brit
password: alri
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
roomname: brit
password: alri
NEED to wee, nobody play just yet.
>>74145292
Woops
>>74145327
dumb ass
>>74145365
FOY
>>74145150
>>74145206
lucky
>>74145178
Trazodone, 150mg
yelling
woke opinion:
alex jones > stefan molyneux
>>74145349
Getting a strong Tim vibe from this.
>>74145411
and how much to drink
yodelling
Lads just found out that dogs trained to specifically find dead bodies were used in the Maddie case and indicated that a dead body had been in the McCann's apartment as well as the McCann's hire car.
What did they mean by this?
>>74145453
Pitcher of beer
screaming
holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..
>>74145411
that won't kill you idiot
>>74144121
(((You)))
Need to get dizzed
Now
>>74145509
I heard those dogs they use for smelling drugs or explosives or dead bodies are near useless desu.
>>74145349
>It's a Betty episode
>>74145437
Tim has garish lighting
Hurts my eyes
Fucked the previous photo though
Here's what it actually looks like
Bit cosy
No gf though
>>74145537
Well I'm still alive so obviously
holy shit. kidulthood is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..
a lot of dumb fucking yanks here today
>>74145533
agreed. also a big fan of guardians of the galaxy
>>74144183
The ice guy from X-men is gay. He was outed by a mind reader who was feeling petty.
>>74145537
I'm not an idiot :(
*starts crying*
worth going for a pint at this hour when i have work in 12 hours
>>74145576
how do you afford all this
>>74145572
t. Gerry McCann
>>74144757
thats MY bit of lager
>when you get a haircut and look fresh af
what's it like having a big thick willy
never seen the appeal of going for one pint
>>74145583
>today
alri, the misses wants me back home
*leaves the bar before it's my turn to buy a round*
>>74145633
*puts sequins in your hair*
FAST RESPONSES NEEDED
http://www.strawpoll.me/12839092
>>74145633
Actually don't like my hair when its just been cut, need a couple days for it to look right
>>74145659
*grabs you* oi this is the annual meeting of the no gf club, wot u fink yer upta
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
roomname: brit
password: alri
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
http://littlewargame.com/play/
roomname: brit
password: alri
>>74145613
Ah yes it's not high res enough
>POLAROID TV
Always get made fun of for this
The only expensive thing about this photo is the fact it's in zone 1 desu
>>74145699
*chimes in with a supportive, "yeah, wtf, deano?"*
>>74145689
I used to be like this, but I started going to this one barber and it always looks really slick immediately after
benis~
>>74145633
>When you want to pull off a short back and sides trim but you've got a bulbhead
One day I'll botox these erect temporalis muscles
>>74145727
you have a billionaire accommodation and furniture. you a fast stream lad?
>>74145738
>>74145699
YEAH FUCK SAKE DEANO
>>74145689
My hair is curly and starts to look like shit when it gets long on the back and sides because it starts to puff outwards so keeping it as short as possible is a must.
My hair also grows very fast so I have to have it cut every 2 weeks
Literally cannot stop eating cottage cheese
need to try sucking a willy but don't want to commit to being gay. any takers?
>>74145793
nice white supremacist frog meme
>>74145778
No, but good guess. I'm in Whitehall but I'm a specialist and never went to uni--fast streamers are generalists.
>"omg, anon, we heard you have a foreskin...can we se it?"
What kind of loser has so little social interaction outside of Taiwanese cardboard forums that he actually spends money to avoid a rangeban?
Not me haha
>>74145682
unironically 10+ but haven't had sex in 2017 yet
>>74145886
Post face slayer
>>74145689
same
>>74145816
>hair is curly
'gger
>>74145868
what's your specialism?
>>74145682
>captcha
sure as FUCK won't be answering this
>>74145869
*unsheathes penis*
gay but still voted in that poll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4IUTDLo5pc
ASMR lol
we fucking suck at littlewargame
have togo lads
>tfw to smart to have sex
Feel sorry for bald lads with shit facial hair.
I know a couple. One is a guy at work who's hairline has receded all the way to the back of his head yet he literally can't even grow a moustache and has about 10 sparse hairs on each cheek.
>25
>thick head of hair
>no family history of balding
>full beard
blessed
>>74145917
not good looking
>>74145869
yeah, still got it
*opens ziplock bag*
still fresh!
somewhere in the vast infinite universe there is an arrangement of stars that, when viewed from the right direction, spells out "poz my neg hole", and that's funny to me.
>>74146020
sheed
>>74146059
not necessarily
maybe in an alternate universe
>>74146033
You don't havr to be gl to post your face
>>74146059
infinite possibilities =/= infinite outcomes
>half of all posters here are literal virgins
>>74146125
>>74146098
is this supposed to make me wank?
because i am
fucking fit
http://slither.io/
http://slither.io/
http://slither.io/
put BRIT somewhere in your name
>>74145938
It was in IT. Turns out I'm just alright at IT whereas I'm good at management. So I'm now managing a small team.
>>74146059
I don't like the idea of the universe being infinite desu.
Poland has taken in a lot of refugees
it's just that they're Ukrainian (i.e. white) so the powers that be ignore it
makes you think maybe this refugee business is about something else
*virgin walks into the thread*
*realises I'm supposed to be somewhere else*
*pretends to check my phone*
*virgin walks out of the thread*
>>74146098
I fucking hate this person.
>>74146059
infinite doesn't mean all inclusive
>>74146105
no you just have to be a narcissist attention seeking twat
fuck off
>>74146059
>infinite universe
[citation needed]
>never liked football
>start working
>nothing but lads
>felt out of place
>they talk about footy A LOT
>felt left out
>start watching it
>start to enjoy it
>now go to see Sheff Wednesday whenever they're at home
Get me
Two dogs just crawled under my gate and sniffed my bike.
So I currently have a large, jewelled butt plug in my arse? Yes.
Do I rate Pogba? No.
don't like facial one bit
>>74146181
>>74146184
Hmm yes, very interesting.
I wonder if it also helps that they share almost the exact same culture and values.
>>74146125
fuck off normalcunt
>>74146214
Alri, armchair psychologist
>>74146238
what a shit childhood you had
>>74146268
You fuck off, /brit/ is a normie general.
>>74146100
>>74146109
>>74146181
>>74146212
>>74146232
fine, multiverse then, are you happy now?
fucking autists
>>74146324
>multiverse
[citation needed]
should've really sucked my mates cock when he got into bed with me
i was too retarded to realise that his bed wasnt lumpy
>>74146320
this
they must go back
How many years of your live would you give up to fuck this?
>>74146157
how do you get into IT if you're just alright at IT
might cuck a mate
need to go do an exercise
>>74146381
maybe 2, three if I can do her up the shitter as well
>>74146381
can i live longer if i dont shag her?
>>74146059
If the universe is infinite there's a planet where if you look up right now the stars in the night sky spell out the entirety of this thread.
>>74146381
Every one I have left. Don't find her attractive just too cowardly to do the 'cide.
>>74146324
not really. infinite multiverse wouldn't be all inclusive either
>>74146098
Crowder is the worst ''''''''''''''''conservative''''''''''''' talking head on the internet
Ugly twat
>>74146389
would not advise
t. cucked a mate
>>74146384
Apprenticeships
I don't even have A levels haha now I'm 23 and on just below 40k
If I can do it anyone can
>>74146408
No
>>74146444
don't care. vagina feels better than friendship
>>74146299
Nope. Pretty normal childhood desu.
Played football with other kids but never really watched it unless I was at a friends house
>>74146462
and struggling to pay bills in london i bet
>>74146473
hello virgin
>>74146212
btw yes it does
just crawled under some ethiopian lads gate with my mate and sniffed his bike
think he sharted on it
life is really really long
I sucked one of my mates off a few times in year 11. Kind of ruined the friendship desu bit hard to banter someone knowing they've literally cum in your mouth haha
>>74146212
>>74146427
Think you might need a refresher on what infinity means m8.
how do you shave lads
i just use a hair buzzer on its lowest setting and trim
actually shaving makes me look like a kid and makes my face all red so i go for the 5 o'clock shadow look but it's not going well because i can't grow a respectable beard
>>74146381
considering I smoke prob quite a few
>>74146320
nope
>>74146486
t. low test faggot
>>74146488
1.111111111111111...
*refreshes myself*
>>74146486
'SCUSE ME?!?!
*walks toward you*
>>74146528
haha
>>74146485
I save just under a grand a month
>>74146510
Did leave a bit of chocolate in my undies today desu. Forgot to use the bidet and rode for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQKL9BoCJ2E
p kino desu
>>74146533
being able to grow facial hair would be a good start
alri lads, this rounds on me
*buys beer instead of cider and all the british "men" refuse to drink it*
Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in High Wycombe on Thursday the 27th of April 2017 at 9- er what is that, 9 30pm. Just looking at this /brit/ general here and have seen some er fine gentlemen posting talking about er, lets see what we've got, multiverses, women, jobs, all kinds of rubbish going on here, in this /brit/ thread on the 27th of april. Kind of sad really, going on forever about women and other manly things. Anyway just though i'd mention my twitter as you can see here, timmyuk on twitter and also on er, facebook right here. Isn't that right teddy? Alright, Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe going out.
>don't care. vagina feels better than friendship
Move.
>>74146597
>>74146597
would an infinite number of monkeys given typewriters type out me a gf
>>74146531
i think you do.