A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
Previously: >>74139977.
1st 4 anime
>parents get in
>immediately start arguing
ah yes, the state of my life
gf just sent me this
Grace
kiira
the "uni won't put up my grades" gimmick was solid at firs tbut its getting a bit old
love the smell of my boipucci
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE
WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=19s
ordered a sausage pizza because you wankers left me hanging
>>74141874
nice
>people ignored my shite post in the last thread
>it's ok i'll just post it again
runtthink
>>74141942
love God desu
>gf drops hints about buying her this perfume she likes
>it's £60
ahh yes definitely buying this for her
>people ignored my shite post in the last thread
>it's ok i'll just post it again
runtthink
>>74141921
pics
>>74141942
good choon
Good old Vista
arse is absolute MINGBAT
fucking hell it smells like shite was alive and crawled up my arse and then died and then i shite it back out
>ywn live in 1980s America
>>74141909
literally never seen this posted
Did you know that Edward Heath, the prime minister of the U.K. From 1970-1974 was a confirmed pedophile
generation bonito is IT lads
Listening to Joe rogan and he just said something about
>If Jeb bush gets elected
Howling
>>74142081
just forwarded this post to the local constabulary
>>74142081
send yourself some gas and then gas yourself
>>74142003
go to boots every so often and siphon it from various bottles
>>74142091
>pedophile
fuck off yank
>ywn live in the 1880s on the great plains as a young homesteader with your polish immigrant wife.
Got a cheeky mushroom pizza on the way.
listening to mcfly
>>74142120
for >>74141998 ofc
Feel like so many grisly ghouls with no eyes and very long mouths
My girlfriend is THE most important person in my life, moreso than God or even the Prime Minister
Doing to sleep now but don't for one second presume I'll enjoy it. Far from it! I feel down-in-the-dumpsier than the vagabond Gromit
From the penguin one where he's kicked out
>>74142018
Jesus was the first weeb
>>74142081
use this to help
remember to use a proxy
maybe even download TailsOS to a usb and order through that
>>74142038
>right as things went to shit
retard
The absolute state of my teeth. Wish I'd brushed them in the 90s and 00s now.
>>74142081
>bullying a mentally ill man
have a word you utter mess
>>74142136
sad!
>>74142176
1980s USA was unironically the peak of western civilisation
>>74142103
Told the scot gf that I like rogan and the red hot chili peppers and two and a half men and californication and entourage (over severak conversations), she said that i have very bro-y and californian tastes. Slightly misandrist and racist of her tbqh.
>>74142136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD8Supvr1p4
La vie de rêve je n'y crois pas, comme la chatte refaite d'un travesti.
>>74142225
>not the 60s before the oil crash
>>74142081
Off yourself
>>74142234
I'm of the opinion that less is more when it comes to pizza toppings
might buy a 4chan pass.
thoughts?
algerian please post pics in your underwear
>>74141790
>>74141795
algerianonce on pooicide watch
>>74142225
Weird way to spell "the first decade of the 20th century".
>>74142267
Fuck
>>74142267
nonce
What was his problem?
>>74142105
>>74142116
>>74142209
>>74142259
hello 'dit. guarantee you will all watch and laugh
>>74142291
Grosse salope
just measured the ol 'nis erect
6"x5"
not impressed
lads what would you do if right now you suddenly became smart? like actually smart, so that you could undersand and do any intellectual task providing you just put the effort into it
>>74142299
Should raid and search every junkie twat that's in that group.
Alri top 5 tv shows:
1. The sopranos
2. Two and a half men
3. Parker Lewis can't lose
4. Californication
5. Entourage
>>74142328
>poo coloured
creasing
>>74142225
>right as the mass immigration ramped up, drugs started pouring in, black crime rose dramatically,wages started to stagnate for the first time in 50 years
sounds great
60's america is the best period to live in
>>74142311
nah don't think i shall you literal child
Teacher blame me because I'm as black as Darth Vador. Is teacher racist ?
>>74142303
ISSOU
>>74142331
to intelligent to notice a difference
>>74142311
>if you're not le edgy then you're le reddit
state
>>74142311
Escort could actually be funny. Or a kissogram
Who here /kettlebell/?
>>74142353
hello nigger
>>74142328
dont know why i clicked the thumbnail, but i did didnt i
>>74142328
mmm hot x
>>74142331
already am super smart just don't bover
>>74142353
>Teacher blame me because I'm as black as Darth Vador. Is teacher racist ?
Depends, did you do it?
might cop the UK version of this aha x
>>74142273
Sorry lad I don't feel comfortable doing that
>>74142403
yes
living in the 60s would be rubbish, how am I supposed to sit at home browsing the internet without the internet?
>>74142331
I don't know how I would handle just becoming... smart. It would be such a huge downgrade from the "utter genious" that I am right now. Ugh, I shutter to even think of it.
>>74142425
Then yes, they're racist
>>74142225
fuck off reaganite
When do you expect to lose your virginity, lads?
>>74142427
watch TV
>>74142415
>the balaclavas
doing a crease
don't show up to my /brit/ if you've got no ........
>>74142452
about 5 years ago
>mfw he doesn't do dmt
>But, as I wrote about last week — this election does offer an actual choice between the neo-liberal xenophobic and racist nightmare presented by the Tories – and Labour under Corbyn — who wants to put an end to the neo-liberal disaster, austerity, poverty, privatization, islamophobia, white supremacy, patriarchy etc, etc..
VOTE CORBYN
https://enemyinastate.wordpress.com/2017/04/26/shock-corbyn-would-win-if-only-under-40s-voted-new-mega-poll-says/
VOTE CORBYN
>>74142172
Literally none of these work
got a 'za in the oven
probably going to pop outside for a fag before muching on it with 6th beer of the evening
some urban youth are hanging around outside my house
>>74142479
poo
>>74142483
poo
>>74142452
I don't know, I can't even imagine under what circumstances that would happen.
>>74142415
>Wallonia integrated in France
Good lad desu.
praying for that 2:1 lads :'(
what can you drink whiskey with if you're a ponce who can't handle it neat (me)
don't have coke
>>74142491
alri fatty fatty boom boom
>>74142482
cant get it anywhere
>paedophile
>labour
>colour
>oestrogen
>foetus
>analyse
>neighbour
>centre
>theatre
>licence
Fucking bongs and their asinine spelling
>>74142548
>tfw got a 2:1 with 0% attendance in my second and third years
Could have got a first if I actually out some effort in.
going to 1st plateau on dxm and smoke weed before heading to the club tomoz
>>74142452
never
>>74142415
me on the left with the confusing pose
>>74142550
ice
>>74142566
>Americans not using etymological sensible words
Screeching
>>74142551
I'm 10 st mate...
>>74142581
>dxm
ah yes, runt juice
>>74142415
amusing how poles act nationalistic and tough abroad and refuse to integrate then cry about refugees
should i order a pizza lads?
>tfw best girl is a guy now
>>74142331
I'm already very smart. Get paid to use my intellect only a few hours a week. Have developped the emoional intelligene to enpathize and seduce young gfs. Make mostly good decision in my personal and professional life. Know how to make myself mostly happy, with the occasional small period of depression, which I have the intellectual distance to appreciate by contrast. It's good to be smart tbqh.
I'm 18 stone 9, but in my defence, I love food.
>>74142550
Water
I'm doing alright thanks for asking
>>74142566
I could give a shit what you think about our spelling
>>74142609
got a cough mate
>>74142628
order my cock deep in your virgin arse x
>>74142608
bost belly
>>74142656
bit gay
Grumpy grandpa.
>>74142624
when Pegida tried to do a rally here their makeup was like 90% Polish immigrants haha
>>74142656
nah, but pizza yeah or no?
>>74142648
Oh you could, couldn't you, eh lad?
gay hours?
>>74142624
>refugees
>>74142499
>>74142624
>refuse to integrate
my head of department was a pole you dumb rorke
>>74142640
What type of stones?
Listening to the soundtrack to the Lorax movie.
>used to always apply to jobs without a cover letter
>get no call back
>apply to a job I previously applied to with a cover letter
>get a call back the next day
>>74142695
nah we're discussing whether i should get a pizza
always melt inside when one of you cute boys leaves a kiss on the end of a post :3 x
>>74142707
t. Janusz
>>74142704
me on the right taking a cheeky 'lfie
>>74142624
poles integrate quite well 2bh
>>74142731
don't
>>74142735
kill yourself you bent cunt :3 xxx
what do you think of gyppos?
they're in my town right now so crime rate is about to skyrocket. fuck gyppos
>>74142695
yes
Wish I had a Polish gf. Polish girls were literally bred for my Pakistani cock.
>>74142750
wrong
Hello it is me, the janitor
>>74142763
About as abhorrent as pakis. I hate that the cops are such cowards in this country tha they refuse to deal with them
really quite in love, lads
>>74142770
Made me want to puke seeing this.
>>74142770
bit gay
>>74142774
bizarro poleaboo
>>74142603
>caring more about etymological fidelity than phonic accuracy
SCREECHING
>>74142800
from your penis?
>>74142800
'sheed
>>74142763
I literally am one
go to a russel group uni though ;")
/brit/ is very gay, 'sheedy and tripfaggy tonight
>>74142752
I would appreciate if you would stop posting this mate, sick of having to delete the same pic over and over again
Give me top
In my
Drop top
>>74142817
I'm >>74142774 so well done bender boy.
How many of us do you reckon it would take to knock out a fully grown, male grizzly bear?
I'd say 4, maybe 3 if we were all hench.
>>74142823
all me
>>74142728
>not having a video resume/cover letter on vimeo (posted through a pro account)
You would be employed by now
>>74142800
RA'
>>74142795
shes old now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6XmbJ7CQ30
>>74142795
I recommended her to some lad on /pol/ who'd posted a pic of Francoise Hardy. That wasn't you, was it?
>>74142848
I'd love to fuck her with my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
>it will NEVER be 2012 again
>>74142862
>That wasn't you, was it?
nah i got recommended her here last night
>>74142827
Just give the tip a tender little kiss
hmmm yes
>>74142848
would tonguelash her vhole, owing to my heterosexuality and such
>try Chinese I've never tried before
>it's shit and expensive
XP always gets a bad rep but I'm never upgrading
>>74142887
I wonder if it was my recommendation that eventually led to that one. We'll never know.
>>74142869
I'm not quite sure I do. Are you talking about sexy time?
>>74142822
Displaced poo-in-loo rom or glorified homeless """traveller"""?
>>74142906
'ce
>>74142906
nonce
>>74142728
>not writing cover letters
dummy
>>74142906
absolute fucking turbononce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGPvPbc0VS8
crack the necks of all who insult poland
>>74142795
does anyone know if the rest of her catalogue is as worth checking out as the debut
>>74142906
Pedo
reminder that if unis were free again they wouldn't have to accept as many students as possible to survive, so they could afford to filter out retards
Does fascinating about the time you had sex at 14 with another 14 yo make you a nonce?
>>74142957
FOY
>>74142971
yes
HAHAHA I'M PICKLE RICK
>welsh cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rYXcmVSeBU
>open /brit/
>scroll thread
>filled with pakis, the worst tripfags
>new tripfags
>rampant benders
can you imagine if you were all ina building together? perfect opportunity for grand arson. anyway i'm off
>>74142971
*fantacising
>>74142945
yeah it's very nice and cute
>>74142962
ah yes, this infallible chart that wasn't pulled completely out of your arse
>>74142870
my life unironically peaked in 2012
unironic choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
>>74142906
think you might be a nonce lad, really HOPE you're memeing
>>74143013
same
sticking to early morning /brit/ from now on
>>74142971
>>74143015
*fanisciating
>>74143012
bloke in the thumbnail has great hair
>>74142906
the nonce deleted his post lol
>>74142971
>fascinating about
That's it. I'm out of here. This 'mingling with the working-class for a change' experiment went too far.
>>74143013
why do you think i keep trying to set up /brit/ meets
>>74143028
jolly good
mon bateau de nuit is a gem
>>74143065
yeh it's me
>That's it. I'm out of here.
Finally got rid of the paki manlet
>>74142920
CURVED
DICKS
considering sacking off the gym and just having a filthy wank with my fingers up my arse instead
smoking a bit of weed, watching the football, going to skype with the bf later
comfy night x
>>74143126
pics
>>74143030
anepigone dot blog spot dot co dot uk /2017/04/average-iq-of-college-graduates-by.html
all sourced in there, not sure why you're so defensive? low iq?
taking my supplements
wish algerian would post a pic of his body again
>>74142906
i had a similar experience but it was just with kissing. didn't know bjs were a thing
don't actually recall ages but can't be far off.
dreadful thread
stick to feelposting
>>74143155
>low iq for not instinctively believing what some 4chan anon pulls out of his arse
*laughs to myself*
Just letting you lads know I've been on the blower to my local bobber about this thread and he shall be arresting any nonces within the hour.
Always thought iq was a complete meme desu.
>>74141800
>barry will thrash his arse lad.
you were saying?
Rogan = fat
Josh = stew
if you have a fat friend called stuart, you can call them Rogan Josh LOL
don't have one myself so make the most of this one lads
I hate captcha and time outs.
>>74143293
well regardless, my original point about unis stands x
>>74143321
ah well it's settled then, all those experts are WRONG
>>74143314
>bobber
It's bobby
higgins 3 - 0 hawkins
LMFAO
>>74143161
Spent 24 hours at the police station because of a fighg my mate fot into. Missed a meeting with my boss. The next day told him that I got food poisoning from some supplements I bought on thd internet. *silence from my boss* Yesh it's called 'alpha brain' a real public danger these pills let me tell you. Hoped that the ridicule of using alpha brain would distract from the fact that I spent the night in prison which wouldve been more damaging to my reputation. Worked like a charm ;) t. Social ninja.
>>74143321
Sorry lad I'm afraid you'll have to be sterilized then for your demonstration of low IQ behavior.
What were the last thing you wanked to?
>>74143314
how am I nonce for regretting kissing a girl when I was younger?
>>74143371
>>74143314
It's the bobette you dunces
>Instagram now sends notifications when you screenshot
I'm FUCKED
>>74143314
>>74143371
>>74143416
it's a bobmonger you daft pricks
>>74143405
hmmm yes...
battered lads, not sure i can drive back these 'eve.
>>74143460
how is that anything to do with being a nonce?
Lunch was basmati rice, spinach+chicken, and chutney
Rate
>>74143482
because you regret not getting sucked off by a 10 year old lmao you fucking nonce twat
anyone wanna try a $5 footlong (my cock)
>>74143425
it couldn't possibly know this
Feel conflicted about Sophie Turner. Can't tell if I find her attractive or not
this song always used to get me hyped as fuck, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ_YUJ4vXvA
shame civ5 was a shit game
Man u or man city lads?
Would you shag this girl?
>https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1817/europe-muslim-lobby
>"America's so-called Jewish lobby"
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/author/Soeren+Kern
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1493/is-britain-anti-semitic
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1394/anti-israel-lawfare-runs-amok-in-europe
ah yes
>>74143511
no. he regrets not taking the opportunity to kick start his sex life when he had the chance
What happened to that lad who got £15k off his parents last night?
>>74143586
I stole it, he hung himself
>>74143581
with a literal child
>>74143570
Couldn't pay me
been day time drinking since 4pm, still have 0.5l of vokda left so VERY tempted to keep boozing but i know every glass is going to make work 1.3x harder tomorrow.
also a decent haul on 'up votes' on the old 'ly'mail today/tonight.
>>74143586
cocaine overdose
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm
>>74143537
does this help?
>>74143586
Hit by a bus this morning
>>74142962
as far as I know the iq in england was higher in the industrial revolution than it is now
ah yes immigration/ welfare statism
>>74143537
>Sophie Turner
feel the same, on one hand she's qt ginger, on the other she's a literal coke slut.
>>74143608
when he was also a child
>>74143644
proof that IQ is meaningless
>>74143586
invested it all in the spinning jenny, having not realised the industrial revolution had already long since happened
Do you guys accept /cum/ refugees? Abostley cannot stand the current state of that general.
God BLESS America lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLFFKJjp3nI
>>74143624
Fuck me I miss lunchables, it's been like 15 years
>tfw we're closer to 2020 than 2009
>>74142962
how would making universities free help their survival?
>Majestic reference
>gay previously on autistic shit edition
Bad
43669
the expert psychologist is at it again, lads
should definitely listen to his inane statements
>>74143693
every leaf poster in brit is fucking woeful so I'm not surprised your own general is an utter hole
>if people didn't commit crimes, I'd have to find a new job
Weird feel desu
*blocks the way*
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/biography/Nina+Rosenwald
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Rosenwald
ahhh yes, the so-called "think" tanks
>>74143693
you need a letter of recommendation from one of the current JFs posting here lad
Think I've hit peak runt mode
>tfw couldn't afford £1 a day for school lunches and just took lunchables every day
Rate my book collection
>>74143570
Is it Emily Rata at about 15yo?
>>74143702
government subsidies so the unis themselves have guaranteed funding and dont have to worry about meeting student quotas
all in all society would benefit if universities were for the best of the best and stopped producing useless, skillless retards
>>74143697
>2009
the year my life started getting better, until 2011 when it's all been downhill again
>>74143763
>Lunchables cost more than £1
magic?
does anyone know why the arsenal goal keeper wears that protective hat thingy?
Getting woke lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
>he didn't take his lunch money in one of these
>>74143802
autism
me on the far right
>>74143818
*murders you*
>>74143818
you queer little bastard. I would have ruined your life at school
What the fuck lads
Just learned that if you put a diamond in an oven that's 763 degrees, it will simply vanish
There wouldn't even be any ash or anything
>>74143824
>>74143802
are you hoping for a bane joke or actual information on his past head injury?
>>74143802
It's a data mapping headset, relatively new but the PL only permits goalkeepers to wear them currently. Lots of clubs will start using them soon, basically lets them analyse performance after the match.
>>74143854
>Just learned
You fucking liar, you told us that yesterday
>>74143855
check for Čech
>>74143816
>who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight
>people are proud of their foul porn addictions
utterly grim
>>74143802
Cech? Didn't he take a massive blow to the head when he was at Chelsea?
>>74143802
>Čech sustained a head injury in the match against Reading at the Madejski Stadium on 14 October 2006 when he collided with Reading midfielder Stephen Hunt inside Chelsea's penalty area within the first minute of a Premier League match. Hunt's right knee hit Čech's head, leaving the goalkeeper requiring treatment.[29] Čech was taken off after several minutes and replaced by Carlo Cudicini, who himself was knocked unconscious later in the same game, forcing Chelsea captain John Terry to play goal for the match's remaining minutes.[29] Čech underwent surgery for a depressed skull fracture.[30] Initially unaware of the seriousness of the injury, the doctors later reported that it nearly cost Čech his life,[31] and as a result of the collision, he suffered intense headaches.[32]
>Chelsea manager José Mourinho blamed Hunt for Čech's injury, saying that his challenge was "a disgrace".[33] He also criticised the South Central Ambulance Service NHS Trust[34] and match referee Mike Riley.[35] A number of commentators, including current and former goalkeepers, saw the incident as highlighting the need for greater protection for goalkeepers.[36][37]
>Čech was able to return home on 24 October 2006 and participated in light training the following week. Chelsea, however, announced that the goalkeeper would be out for three months, in line with medical advice on the time needed for complete recovery from the skull fracture.[38] In an interview, Čech said that he had no memory of the injury itself.[39]
Return
Čech playing for Chelsea in 2007
>Čech made his comeback in a Premier League match against Liverpool on 20 January 2007, which Chelsea eventually lost 2–0, wearing a rugby style headguard[40] made by Canterbury of New Zealand and carrying the manufacturer's logo.
*takes out gun from my backpack*
>>74143763
my parents were in relative good jobs and still only gave me £2 a day between 1994 and 2007
>>74143855
should've used a picture of Cech when everyone was doing the hatposting gimmick the other day
such a wasted opportunity, won't ever forgive myself
>>74143904
>>74143892
The end has come.
>>74143916
>>74143916
>>74143911
don't particularly enjoy being had tbqh
please delete this
*Loses it*