/brit/

>>73651960
DAMN. by Kendrick Duckworth

pirate scumbags

>>73651934
What's a "ytmnd"?

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I have no voice and I must yell

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'CAUSE YOU WERE AMAZING

AND WE DID AMAZING THINGS

AND I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT

'CAUSE WE WERE AMAZING THINGS

" I have no mouth and I must scream"
very profound

>>73651978
I only got 3 songs into To Pimp, that's my experience with Kendrizzy

>>73651984
"you the man now dog"

it's the reddit before reddit came about

>>73651984
http://zaza.ytmnd.com/

>>73652009
Digg was the reddit before reddit you underage fuck

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Himmler decided to buy the castle of Wewelsburg on his first visit on 3 November 1933 for the now envisaged Reichsführerschule SS (SS Leadership School), a kind of Nordic academy.

Work concentrated more on conducting basic pseudo-scientific research. Himmler, for example, adapted the idea of the Holy Grail to create a heathen mystery for the SS.

Also working at the castle were proponents of a kind of SS esotericism consisting of Germanic mysticism, ancestor worship, and worship of runes.

After 1941, plans were developed to enlarge it to be the so-called "Center of the World".

The axis of the sun wheel consisted of a circular plate of pure gold, which was to symbolize the center of the castle and thus the entire "Germanic world empire".


A preparation for an eternal flame in Grail vault, a swastika ornament in its zenith, and a sun wheel embedded in the floor of the "Obergruppenführersaal" lie on this axis.
Where a primary cistern was originally located, a vault after the model of Mycenaean domed tombs was hewn into the rock, possibly to serve as some kind of commemoration of the dead for ancestral worship.

Twelve pedestals were placed around the perimeter, each with a wall niche above it; the purpose is unknown.

>>73652006
i haven't listened to that in its entirety
maad city is great

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*pokes you*

>>73652009
I don't know what "you the man now dog", but I do know what "you're the man now dog" is.

need a thai gf (lad)

>>73652053
i know what your mum's fanny tastes like

>>73652067
smidge gay, that

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me

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dman..

thailad needs to get into the new thread so i can tell him about my vietnamese gf

>>73652085
David this is your father.
Come to living room. Your mother and I want to talk to you

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>>73652126

>>73652126
Lmao

>>73652125
go ahead

A Fuhrer city, or Führerstadt in German, was a status given to five German cities in 1937 by Adolf Hitler, the dictator of Nazi Germany.

After the Battle for France in 1940, Hitler ordered that the architectural reshaping of these cities was to be completed by 1950.

The five Führer cities were:

1. Linz: The town where Adolf Hitler spent his youth, and his planned retirement home after the war. Major intended building projects were an Olympic Stadium and Hitler's crypt.

2. Berlin - Capital of the New German World

3. Munich - Capital of the Movement

4. Hamburg - Capital of Trade

5. Nuremberg - Capital of the Party

Lads I've been on a <500 calorie diet for the psat two weeks and I just woke up to the smell of my mums bacon and I felt sick. Really, I keeled over nearly to vomit.
Has this something to do with my diet, or is it just a coincidence?

>>73652159
Are you the fatty going on vacation soon?

>>73652155
please name yourself :)

>>73652159
><500 calorie diet
that can't be healthy. I think they put people that weigh like 600 lbs on 1200 calorie diets.

Are you a fatty or just mentally ill?

>>73652155
http://ifhitlerwon.ytmnd.com/

>>73652197
Sorry, I have Autism

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Yep...

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>>73650395
he posted in a thread a couple of months ago that he rejected a lady–boy whom he took on a date. he later realized this mid–way thru the meal, wanted to turn her down but also didn't want to be rude about it. Thailad is an english ex-patriate who supports Not'ham Forest.

>>73652179
no

>>73652197
It isn't healthy. Yes I'm fat, but not 600lbs. 16 stone.

>>73652159
Diet. Your body and brain will begin rejecting food. The smell probably triggered the reaction

>>73652219
You have me confused with the other lad, (there's 3 active thai flags rn)

>>73652213
me crawling on the rock

>>73652224
you don't want to diet that much, you'll have a mong body afterwards after all your muscle is cannibalised by the body

>>73652154
she's really hot and she loves to cook viet food

made pho for dinner tonight and man was it good

I haven't seen the thairapist post in ages, has he gone quiet or do I keep missing him?

>>73652244
sounds great lad, congratz.

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>>73652235
but thou wert in Hayd's rabbit–hole on one Friday night when there was some guy using this as an avatar and another one was doing a striptease.

HATE BUGS love pints

baffles how you can even find female south east asians attractive let alone the men in drag

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>>73652224
>16 stone.
>fat

>>73652272
it is when you're under 6'4

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Quick so called 'self portrait'

>>73652262
The lad with the beers?
The thaiflag doing his thing with ladyboys is an English lad who's been here about a month, gone around SEA and will probably end up settling in Vietnam because he says it's easier to find work there.

>>73652290
I'm 6'3" and 225 lbs (16 stone). You calling me fat faggot?!

>>73652224
I went from 16 stones to 12 stones in just a few months. It's worth it. You'd be surprised at how much fat is holding you back from expressing yourself, wether is be in clothing or just socializing. You'll discover a lot more once you lose those stones

1. Diet is the most important thing. I probably ate 1K-1.5K calories. I ate candy bars and junk food. If something said "200 calories", I would round it up to 500 calories. I did this for everything I ate. I learned to guess caloric amounts on all foods. That way, I always stayed below 2K calories.

2. No more sodas

3. Run a bit a day. Even a small lap around the block helps a ton

4. Do push ups and sit ups everyday

5. Wear smaller shirts

6. Suck in your gut a lot to reduce the fat

>>73652308
yeah

>>73652308
most likely

but stones can be different sizes????

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I transcribed russian subtitles from a few sissy–hypno videos on adult /gif/ but can't find it to save into my MWord document to shitpost on /rus+bel+ukr/.

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>>73652316
>>73652321
Fucking kangaroo niggers

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>>73652330
OI!!! JANNY!!!

i have small feet so im actually taller than 5 feet 8 according to my feet

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>>73652337
/brit/ needs more steve posting desu

how did britains measurements get so mixed up
at least yanks are consistent

>>73652330

fastest Janny in the west

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>>73652375

GET HIM JANNY

what's the difference between england and great britain?

can someone fucking explain why some fat cunt XXL shit is the same price as a medium or large?

not ONLY that, but stupid fat cunts who fit that size can get them for cheaper through half price,= and x% off because less people are as fucking fat as them

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Task Manager (Not Responding)

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wish I was European so badly
this continent is so runty

>>73652399
reddit

>>73652395

>Not being fatpilled

>>73652394
ones a cuntry and ones an island

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>>73652394

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>>73652301
>>73652301
>The lad with the beers?

I'm not sure I understand, does this image bring a reminder?

>>73652301
>will probably end up settling in Vietnam because he says it's easier to find work there.
I think he must be the guy who sayd he visited Angkor Wat and "bit hot out".

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>>73652426
FUCK OFF!!!

>>73652422
>British Isles
Woah, careful there, you don't want to offend the paddies

>>73652395
Because the materials represent a tiny fraction of the cost of manufacturing and distributing clothing.

You benefit from the same thing when buying shoes, do I dunno why you're upset about it.

>>73652434
>I think he must be the guy who sayd he visited Angkor Wat and "bit hot out".
maybe not sure.

and yeah I used that avatar

>>73652422
wrong

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>>73652458
JANNY!!!

my right foot is size 8 but my left foot is size 8.5(uk)

>>73652469
Which testicle hangs lower?

Smacking ban in Scotland likely to happen lad.
We really do want to be sweden dont we.
Fuck this im moving south of the border.

>>73652467
blame first image on google

>>73652457
you don't really benefit from them in terms of shoes. common sizes sell out quick while sizes equivalent to XXL are barely if ever stocked. a mate of mine has like size 13 or 14 feet and has to usually order his shoes into the store if he wants to buy from a store.

>>73652484
left

>>73652469
Woah there Quasimodo.

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ICH HABE ABER AUCH KEINEN ZWEIFEL DARÜBER GELASSEN, DAß, WENN DIE VÖLKER EUROPAS WIEDER NUR ALS AKTIENPAKETE DIESER INTERNATIONALEN GELD- UND FINANZVERSCHWÖRER ANGESEHEN WERDEN, DANN AUCH JENES VOLK MIT ZUR VERANTWORTUNG GEZOGEN WERDEN WIRD, DAS DER EIGENTLICHE SCHULDIGE AN DIESES MÖRDERISCHEN RINGEN IST: DAS JUDENTUM! ICH HABE WEITER KEINEN DARÜBER IM UNKLAREN GELASSEN, DAß DIESES MAL NICHT NUR MILLIONEN KINDER VON EUROPÄERN DER ARISCHEN VÖLKER VERHUNGERN WERDEN, NICHT NUR MILLIONEN ERWACHSENER MÄNNER DEN TOD ERLEIDEN UND NICHT NUR HUNDERTTAUSENDE AN FRAUEN UND KINDERN IN DEN STÄDTEN VERBRANNT UND ZU TODE BOMBARDIERT WERDEN DÜRFEN, OHNE DAß DER EIGENTLICHE SCHULDIGE, WENN AUCH DURCH HUMANERE MITTEL, SEINE SCHULD ZU BÜSSEN HAT.

>>73652498
freak

>>73652487
what ever will the scots do without their smack

>>73652498
*jots down some notes in the runt log*

Interesting

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>>73652314
>Diet is the most important thing.
I've been healthily eating since 2010 and STILL grow a huge bulge by the end of the day.

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>>73652506
WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?!?!?!

You never get tired from yourselves??

>>73652514
Become respectable productive citizens I reckon.

But then I suppose they weren't before the smack either..

>>73652507
i write left handed too
wonder if its all connected

>>73652258
thanks thailad i'm glad you're proud of me

>>73652493
This is a complete piss take when you're a size 12. They always run out of those first.

>>73652521
have you tried not being a stupid irish fuck and drinking 24/7

doing a poo (poo)

>>73652542
haha just kidding dumb cunt

t. thailad

>>73652530
constantly actually

chaturbate com/chrissytgirl

lol wut am i doing wiff me liff

>>73652547
fuckoff, leafy shit.
I'm moderate in the amount of alcohol I drink.

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is the american system a result of insecurity towards brits?

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>>73652542
I'm happy you're happy

>>73652545
size 10 and 11 sell out here first, and he's a size 14 US not UK.

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(((moderate)))

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the president

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>>73652581
well aren't you just peachy today x

>>73652581
lol how the fuck do you even see people, slanty

fucking bug, gonna' squish ya

>>73652592
>be a lefty
>laughed at bush jokes
>trump jokes just make me cringe.
Member when comedians tried to be funny?

>>73652616
they're too bitter now

Would literally annihilate the face of any anime poster who dare show themselves around these parts, pardner

>>73652592
*The Traitor*

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>>73652576
Right

im 16st at 5'11" and fat for sure but also p strong by normie standards
i can easily rep out 4pl8 on the squat

working on losing weight now and have lost 3 lbs in the past week and a half
feels good

>>73652616
comedians are good for nothing except a few panel shows
dont understand how people like stand up or talk shows

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>>73652623

>>73652616
The Bush jokes weren't really funny if you consider that he's not actually an idiot.

how does thailad reconcile his rabid racism with his racemixing??

>3 lbs
hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

>>73652636
you're fat and you know it (to the tune of smoke and mirrors)

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>Y*ds' victory by 4 goals against Mememouth is 1-st on MoTD's running order
nice job, ladies (!)

>>73652647
>reconcile
unreasoned opinions need no internal reconciliation.

>>73652677
don't see what it's got to do with you

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>>73652636
>3 lbs in the past week and a half

>>73652678
>unreasoned
you mean unreasonable
>internal reconciliation
no other parties implied, bit redundant to use internal

INGALEND

need a poo but my phone's not charged

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>y*nk mad over being called out on his use of english earlier so he tries (and fails) to criticise a brit's grammer

>>73652725
How goes saffa bro

>>73652636
>16st
you're breaking site rules lad

>>73652647
pussy and ass are pussy and ass, also
>what is contraception (?)

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>>73652744

>>73652755
fuck off you yank twat

>samefagging to try and hide your misspelling of grammar
heh

>>73652755
FOY

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>>73652744
wrong yank, my posts are here
>>73652613
>>73652571

>>73652647
I don't understand why cucks call me racist.

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>>73652643
>he's not actually an idiot

>>73652770
was a little easter egg for you hunnies ;)

>>73652774
either way you're wrong, unreasoned is acceptable (you're bound by yank logic to always use unreasonable as in an idiom) and internal reconciliation as opposed to reconciling it with the people of /brit/

>>73652688
that's right on target

if you dont cut right youll lose a lot of muscle mass

you really dont want to be losing more than 2 lbs a week at the absolute most and even then youll be losing muscle

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>№73652778
>«I don't understand why cucks call me racist.»

>>73652806
only a stupid man would think george bush is an idiot

making the moves necessary to become president requires a level of intelligence that is greater than average

>>73652816
looks like some capeshit fan group

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runneng,,,,,, f.or pers..,idden

>>73652810
>either way you're wrong, unreasoned is acceptable (you're bound by yank logic to always use unreasonable as in an idiom) and internal reconciliation as opposed to reconciling it with the people of /brit/

I love when the brit/aus try so hard to command their language like a rhodes' scholar and then get btfo, only to double down with more excessive text.

You're a common fuck and he got called on it.

I explained it exactly and you went out of your way to defend a pretentious poster.

>>73652778
would you let a black lad have sex with your gf if she loved you and you loved her?

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>some guy in the crowd at the Brit wearing a coat from top to waist in the design of the norwegian flag.

Remembering this one time in after school club my female friend was literally begging for me to tell her a joke, and I was saying no because she'll find it offensive. Seriously, for ages she was prodding at me to say it, and I just kept dismissing her.
>no no, I swear I wont get angry! PLEEASE tell me
I finally buckled after pleading with her it was merely a joke and so I told her the yo mamma from Nutty Professor.

SHE. LOST. HER. SHIT.
>ANON, HOW DARE YOU. MY MUM STRUGGLES WITH WEIGHT ISSUES SERIOUSLY
(tbf, I knew her mum was a depressed lardarse)

Christ that cunt. Still I miss her though...

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>>73652859
I don't know what you're on about lad, all I did is point out "unreasoned" is acceptable (actually more appropriate given the context). it's typical of a y*nk to assume he meant "unreasonable" because it seems you lot like to repeat certain words and idioms.

>>73652919
grow a backbone

>>73652933
Lad it was like 15 years ago. I got more bone in my dick than you have in your back now I bet

>>73652880
Really would like to see Mark Hughes get hit by a bus desu.

What's the protocol after hooking up with a girl at a party and wanting to do it again?

deleted a bunch of embaressing steam screenshots hahaha

>>73652956
alri mongdick

>>73652975
I wouldn't know haha

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>>73652837
>making the moves necessary to become president requires a level of intelligence that is greater than average
I agree. Bush was still literally a dumb cunt tho

>>73652975
>last night was great, let's do it again sometime [poo emoji] [fire emoji] [winky face]

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the gf

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>>73652837
>greater than average
Are we talking about the American average here?

>>73653005
isn't the day after too soon?

the average person is of below average intelligence

>>73653029
depends on the vibe at the time and the girl imo. One text the day after might help her not feel 'fucked and chucked'

It's not like there's a cheat sheet for smashing vag though, depends depends depends.

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>>73653016
he got along good enough with blair, so yes, american average

>>73653015
no arse no tits no thanks

>>73653063
Really made me think.

>>73653071
This isn't helping in his defense.

>>73653066
>cheat sheet for smashing vag
move to thailand and paying for it is close

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>>73653084
>paying for it

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>>73653072
agree but a girl who makes this her dp is BEGGING for a dicking

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>>73653071
>you've got my back
>and i've got yours
tbf, they had arguably the goatest international political bromance

>>73653092
is she ugly

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>feel a little stiff anon, could you help me stretch a little?

>>73653092
actually thought i knew her for a sec hahaha

>>73653129
feel physically ill looking at this

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>>73653122
no
>>73653138
nah she's irish
I'm stalking overseas qts, the state

>>73653148
she looks like the waitress from always sunny

>>73653129
wish she would smash my bollocks with that pole

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>>73653146
how about now?

>>73653186
>>73653148
would be fine without the tats and peircings

>>73653000
bush founded and built a highly successful oil exploration up from the ground floor

then he became chairman of the company that bought his and then became chairman of the company that went on to buy that one
this is a very rare occurrence in the business world and indicates that bush had a real talent for that work

also there was a window open for about two weeks after saddam was toppled in which there was a solid opportunity to form a strong republican government in iraq
however our intelligence services fucked it up big time and once dozens of different militias formed up and iran became involved the window closed

>>73653186
>tattoos
>spot between tits
>piercing below lips
>spots about lips to the right

fuck sake absolutely nearly threw up my breakfast

>getting turned off by piercings and tattoos

immediate signs of a runt

>>73653232
>something ugly doesn't diminsh attractiveness
hmm

>also there was a window open for about two weeks after saddam was toppled in which there was a solid opportunity to form a strong republican government in iraq

do you understand how politics and government works?

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on the train

>BREAKING NEWS ! 6 cars on fire in garage in no-go zone Rosengård in Malmö.

thats not even news let alone breaking news

คlri ɐןɹ! αlяι

>>73653232
>wanting to date someone with runt brandings

no thanks

>>73653226
he just came off a little silly at times.
https://youtu.be/hlmHJ9zGXCg

>>73653295
>date
VIRGIN RUNT

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>>73653260
same

>>73653310
isn't that what we're talking about?

cunt you're stalking some broad who lives in ireland. who's the fucking virgin here

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>№73653260
>re-posting old images
I rate this gimmick 0/10

>№73653232
[see iмage]

>>73653091
you're such a playa thailothario

teach me to be like you

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>>73653317
αζ૨ι

>>73653337
Just be yourself

> wake up
> still alive

>dating
>he does the virgin relationship

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>>73653337
>>73653364

>>73653364
that would be counter-productive

Happy Easter

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>>73653337
>>73653364

will do a poo soon
any requests

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name my band

>>73653317
boss saw this haha
going to jail in 5 haha

>>73653337
move north to the 3rd world

>>73653423
ΜΟΛΩΠ ΛΑΒ5

Going to be racist today

Anyone want owt?

pissed myself while sleeping again

>>73653446
I'm a Dane what are some slurs for Danes?

>>73653440
UH OH WE GOT A FUNNY CUNT EVERYONE
FUNNY CUNT OVER HERE EVERYONE FUNNY CUNT RIGHT FUCKING HERE
WEE WOO WEE WOO WE GOT A FUNNY CUNT

>>73653451
can never remember doing this

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pepsi?

might do a unproductive productive day today

how do parents expect going from demonising sex to expecting grandchildren to work

'ning lads

REALLY want to fap but there's a 2% chance I could get some action later so I'm banking on that

In New York I milly rock

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A MOMENT

A LOVE

A DREAM

ALOUD

A KISS

A CRY

OUR RIGHTS

OUR WRONGS

A MOMENT A LOVE

A DREAM

ALOUD

A MOMENT A LOVE

A DREAM

ALOUD

>>73653446
greggs pasty

>>73653532
i dont bloodly think so

>Britain
>white

lgbt rave was quite good
lots of weird people though

>>73653564
>Ukraine
>>>/x/
>Ukrainians
>>>/an/

>>73653545
>ALOUD
always thought it was a laugh

*enters the thread*

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>>73653580
it is, forgot to fix it from the youtube description lyrics

bit cold out

thinking about THEM

wrap urself around me...

>>73653564
las crimea son ruso

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>>73653564
>Ukraine
>white

Thinking about wanking but I did one last night

>>73653626
sad

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The most invalidating moment of my life was when I was leaving my high school"s parking lot in a car and was stopped by a girl jaywalking who stopped in the middle of the street to talk to a car in the opposing lane. It was obvious she was blocking me, and when she glanced over she just laughed and kept talking to her friend in the car. It took her around ten seconds to walk off.

>>73653630
so?

>>73653626
I'm from America

any of you lads going to church today?0

>>73653640
howling

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I SAID OOH GIRL

SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL

BABY GIRL

YOU TURN ME ON WITH YOUR ELECTRIC FEEL

I SAID OOH GIRL

SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL

BABY GIRL

TURN ME ON WITH YOUR ELECTRIC FEEL

bit of a boring blog by hitchens this week

>>73653626
lord they are in a mess there aren't they

Going to Coachella anyone want anything?

good night

my entire life is like when spongeboy wakes up after his night at goofy goobers

how long ago did the easter threads start getting removed?

Going to sit inside all day biting my nails and craving benzos. Want anything?

>>73653667
do know where that is but i bet they have hot birds
give us

Might get a bad bwoi curry 2nite :D

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>>73653459
Τι θέλεις να πω?

>bwoi
literally never seen anyone spell it this way ever

> curry on Easter Sunday
Southerners

>be yank
>want something from shop
>have to drive 20 minutes down the freeway

>>73653679
its one of their festivals

>>73653713
are there hot birds?

>>73653709
do brits unironically believe this?

*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg Anon, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg anon, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
he gay

>>73653688
ha alri Alexandros

>>73653726
it's literally true for a lot of places in the US

Even if the place is close, there is no way to safely walk there as everything is made for cars.

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seeing the oneitis hanging around guys twice my size really hammers home how i never had a chance from birth

>>73653626
i hope they don't find out we are not white also

>>73653647
Well then

56%

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What happened to /r/me_irl?

I am NOT having a fun time browsing it right now because of these post-2000 era children are coming onto MY internet and ruining MY subreddits with their shit posts!!

i NEED to go back in time a few years before every literal child has access to their mummy's ipad NOW!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEE

>>73653740
Use the word "oneitis" again and I'll hammer you home you malnourished runtoid

>>73653739
it's literally not

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>>73653564
>Укpaїнa
>бѣ́лый

>>73653748
the cool kids moved to /r/meirl like 6 months ago

>>73653748
Are Aussies banned from making threads? I want my fucking toads

I have a big Willy but just my luck my first gf doesn't get that much pleasure from penile penetration, she prefers being gone down on and fingered

>>73653752
it literally is, now fuck off.

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>>73653751
oneitis

>>73653626
ulrainian birds are class desu

why was that guy from waterloo road called barry barry

>go to bed at 4am
>still wake up at 7:30am

ah yes, the 'ol 'work regime'

>>73653776
>being gone down
the single MOST emasculating thing a man can do

>>73653778
>let me tell you about your country
fuck off retard
>i-i've been to america and it was shit!

>>73653748
try 2meirl4meirl or whatever it is and do it

>>73653776
plot twist: your dick is actually really small and doesn't pleasure her, hence she gets you to lick big-dick chad's cum from her pussy

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>>73653766

o ty

have a really good sense of smell boyos. could smell redbull and looked across the road and some cunt was having a sip

eyesight is shite tho

>>73653814
I'm 8" you projecting slug

>country is built around cars
>perform mental gymnastics to ignore lack of pedestrianisation
>shitpost about it on a British internet thread

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got a date later this evening, how do i look fellers?

>>73653748

yea used to be occasionally funny but now its full of yank high schoolers

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>>73653623
Этoт пocт, єcли чecтнo.

Just had some lovely marmite on toast to kick off my Easter Sunday

lmao the state of yank gastronomy

https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/65mjvg/homemade_pepperoni_pizza/

When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at.

>>73653804
t. will go on to marry an 'alri' bird and make anti-marriage jokes his entire life

>>73653840
handsome boy
*starts rubbing your crotch area, but while you're distracted by being aroused i also grab a shaver and start shaving off your Afro*

>>73653870
what's wrong with it

>>73653870
Fuck off reddit

>>73653870
looks good

>be retarded
>think you have to drive 20 minutes on the highway to go to a store
>posts on a website that is a majority american posters and complains about americans
i think reddit might be more your speed

>>73653863
>not roast lamb with all the trimmings

alri 'sheed

>>73653888
they're called clippers

>>73653883
that's a bizarre and very specific prediction to make

>you have to drive 20 minutes on the highway to go to a store
this upsets the y*nk

Asked the Finnish gf if she's going to eat mämmi for Easter

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>tfw too old to get easter eggs

NOT masturbating in observance of Easter

>>73653914
find it generic myself

>>73653924
>mummy gives you eggies even though your BMI classifies you as obese
thanks mum mum

>>73653919
>implying aus is any different

pizza might be the most overrated food that isn't bacon

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>>73653946
>make thing
>put on circle dough
normies can't get enough

>>73653969
>>73653969

>>73653423
Bruno Mars and the Rebellious Gentlemen