latenight /brit/ edition
anime
having a wank
>>73649849
is for geeks
eating some extra sharp cheddar
>>73649872
I love this post
Serious discussion attempt
>>73649889
What happened to her :(
so the german is a (((particular person)))
had another dream about the oneitis
T is for Totally
H is for Hot
A is for Angry
I is for Impoverished
L is for Lackwit
A is for Aardvark
D is for Dickhead
>>73649888
I love your repeating digits
(and you)
>>73649896
Drunk herself into a coma
>>73649899
different german
FUCK
just spilled red wine on the carpet
How do I stop it from staining???
Seriously please help
>>73649902
>get over her
>doing well
>have some feels dream about her
>go right back to it all
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73649922
pour white wine on it
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND
M is for Margaret
A is for Aphrodite-like
I is for Ingredient of delicious girl
S is for Shapely
I is for Important
E is for Erotic Mama
>>73649922
Just flip the carpet onto the other side
>>73649922
White vinegar is THE carpet stain remover
Chocolate eggs for breakfast?
>>73649948
Is this bucks
My name is Anon
I'm 22, I'm single, and I drink
>>73649915
oh there's more than one so-called german
i only know of the one who fled the UK after brexit and unironically supports hillary/socialism/globalism/open borders etc
I am >>73649985
>>73649972
Literally the most reddit poster. Pretends to be a girl for attention too. Hate that cunt
>>73649922
club soda and vinegar then pat dry
>>73649982
god that's disgusting
get him out of this country
>>73649972
Yeah
>>73649994
What did i do to you
>>73649994
>Pretends to be a girl
>>73649982
Are you referring to the Dane?
>>73649982
yeah that's the Danelad Jew
Massive Blairite shill
BUT I'M GONNA BREAK
I'M GONNA BREAK MY
I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE
>>73650016
>has never posted a timestamp
>>73650015
You're just a really shit poster
>>73649945
how is it possible to have such a nice upper half but be obese in the bottom half
>>73650015
k
cya on the 'sync
>£3000 for a hug
every elton john song is gay shit
>>73650033
Wot time
>>73650029
Thats a given but id hardly say im reddit
>>73650041
>authentic sushi from a japanese corner shop
>>73650016
ugly as fuck
looks like a chav
fetal alcohol syndrome
hair looks greasy
droopy eye
no tits
eating KFC for luncheon like a toad told me to
>>73650031
A yank like you ought to know a thing or two about bodyfat, aye? haha
*Grabs your flaps of fat*
Aye?
Dane?
I was saying boourns
OI!!
>>73650150
This post will be about easter
>>73650016
NEED a josie hearn gf
>>73650057
Why are you back in Zealandia?
>>73650068
wat u get
Polokojohogofodosoqoworotoyozoxocovobono
gay icelandiANO
>>73650106
zinger stacker
>>73650112
Wish I could speak welsh
>>73650122
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
beaver?
>>73650120
ye good choice, large?
>>73650102
>>73650102
Never left
Currently watching anime
who's up for some dank memes
christmas
Ah yes time to wake up and do an anxiety
pirate scumbags
>>73650117
Snus alcohol sex gay sex
easter
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>73650138
course
>>73650102
She uses a proxy to avoid Theresa May seeing her hentai porn. Bad (or sick) girl!
>>73650158
good choice lad i'm proud of you
>>73650174
fuck off virgin
did a dip once and almost passed out
ended up puking a few times
>>73650147
>dank memes
Hello 'ddit
>>73650163
jizz
Im not a virgin
>>73650159
Hows u
>>73650169
t. a woman
>>73650171
haha :^)
Live you fucking scumbags!
i am a virgin :-)
>>73650200
nice dubs
you could land an airplane on josies forehead
99
and proud
*Snuses*
>>73650176
Hows u what?
>>73650175
Its not a problem
Look around
The new room is fancy
Remove your fur coat
Remove your panties
I'm rocking a suit
And a black face mask
I ejaculate in a champagne glass
Your precious.flesh is so.mysterious
Pierce your nipples with 2 long needles
Like a crucifix, uh, get ready for the operation
*Does gay sex*
>>73650209
good lad, i'm currently on Granit
my last order was Goteburg RAPE and that was arguably the greatest tasting I've ever had
._.
>>73650236
I'll do gay stuff with you :)
why am i even alive?
choose your path
I miss trainposting
Held in about 730 farts in the.past few hours
>>73650260
to live
I could literally PLANT you in the sand
i wish i wasn't born
>>73650269
I've only had hot bbq
It's a good flavor but not very spicy
*blocks your path*
wish I was born in australia
life would be so much better....
@73650289
roaring
>>73650269
Never been to BWW, though there is one nearby. Is it worth it?
Is the algeriANO 51 years old
the rapist is here
>he's here
Lads my British mate says he used to make over £40 an hour as a door-to-door & telephone calling windows salesman
Sounds like bollocks to me, what do u fink?
looks in his 40s
Mexico boy reply to me
Met a half-irish half-thai lad last night. Good lad. We bonded over talking about the great famine and how what the english did was literally genocide.
>>73650335
reckon this is lisickis future
>>73650338
Learn how YOU can make 90,000 euros a year at home!
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>>73650319
I've never been either
only wild wing which has "suicide wings"
aaaaa christ I'm laughing too loud
might wake my sister up
the rapist will get aids
>>73650356
>>73650360
Pics of sis sleeping
>>73650373
I'm actually quite surprised that the algerian hasn't caught an std yet
or maybe he's being quiet about it
the rapist has fucked ladybois along with thai chicANO LOL!
>>73650335
>ah yes disfiguring me using your little software
Can the english do anything other than lie steal and deceive lol rhetorical question don't answer
>>73650382
he has to have sex to catch one though
The new bf
>>73650401
ah yes he's probably too busy giving gifts to *NOT* prostitutes
the Algerian really is the pantomime villain of /brit/
>>73650401
The prozzies make him wear a condom, no doubt
>>73649844
me at the top
>>73650415
But that's me? I don't have a bf?
thai chicANO jajaja
>>73650428
alri thailad
>>73650416
Seriously you think one needs to pay for anything when he has the body of a literal ancient algerian wrestler as sculpted by the greeks
fixed my filters lads, auto didn't mean what i thought is meant aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0UBgrpt5as
new hjfreaks
Flame of an ancient world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Z_k50ltkY
>>73650424
Alri nanook
Have never uploaded a pic I took on this site.
Don't suppose I ever shall either.
I guess it's just an irrational fear.
>>73650477
I used to post pictures of me dressed like a girl years ago on /b/
the bike and some runt (me haha)
"when he has the body of a literal ancient algerian wrestler as sculpted by the greeks"
the rapist believe that LOL!
Help, the human's about to escape
Get your paws off me you dirty ape!
He can talk
He can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk
I can sing!
Oh! Help me Dr Zaius!
>>73650487
Hahahaha at /brit/'s teenagehood. How am I not surprised.
>>73650487
don't believe you
Why are tensions with the Norks increasing? Seriously, I have no idea. I mean, I've seem all of the events for the past couple of days, and I''m more informed than any normie, but still I have no clue as to the actual causes.
filtered the word lol
>>73650507
they need a bigger bra
>>73650443
alri
>>73650498
Dr Zaius Dr Zaius
>>73650498
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z
>>73650432
wtf did you just break up with me??
>>73650487
start posting them on /brit/ now
>>73650504
I'd post them but I don't have them anymore
I'm sure some weirdo /b/ user from 5 years ago has them
>>73650507
trump overreacting to typical gook grandstanding
The wales euro 2016 song by the manic street preachers is low-key the best football song recorded by a band ever
I HATE EVERY WOG I SEE
FROM ISLAMABAD TO NEW DELHI
>>73650522
Thailad. What's it like being an Englishman in Thailand?
On interpals I've seen way less Thai anglophiles than say, Korean ones.
no one cares
>>73650542
>weirdo
but judgemental considering
>>73650574
it's a part of my life that I like to put behind me
hi cum sempai I have a question about my engrish
I work at apparel shop and there are tons of foreign (gaijin) customers cuz it's located in tokyo. since I can't speak engrish well, I'm always embarraced when my engrish doesnt make sense.
what should I say "do you have anything to return?" and "please use face mask(to protect your makeup) naturally?
thank you for reading
watched the new doctor who today lads
it was a bit alri but mostly *sticks finger down throat*
the companion being a full on sassy adopted lesbian mulatto who has panic attacks made me want to hate it but i really like capaldis angle as The Doctor
plot was shite theres a water alien who wants to go back to his spaceship but it possessed the body of some random england girl for some reason and started stalking the companion
in conclusion, i like capaldi and the little britain lad but everything else was dire
shant be watching the new series unless its not written by that twat moffat (mofftwat), cant remember if hes leaving now or after this series
>>73650590
there's a part of me id like to put behind you too
beto are you really a virgin?
Hahahaha in the mood for a burger
Who's cooking?
>>73650595
>>73650552
Yeah just say that
>>73650595
*brit
sorry for copy and paste>>73650614
/cum/ is a shithole
/brit/ I don't want to alarm you
but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN here in the thread!
The rest of this bottle is going up my anus
>>73650567
There's no shortage of love for whitey if that's what you're asking. They have a whole culture based around white/light skin is beautiful and dark skin is ugly.
https://youtu.be/6fTP14N_Oik#t=89
Saying you're from England is always a positive, and everybody is learning English, not Korean or whatnot so there's a much bigger crowd.
>>73650601
my apologies that was inappropriate, homosexuality is unnatural and you are a strong individual for overcoming those disgusting urges
i'm unironically an edgy atheist that purposefully says hurtful things at the worst (read: best for lulz) times
>>73650659
>stupid white people think Asians wanting to have light skin means they want to be European
1 shot of snus straight up the dick hole
>>73650695
didn't say that, regardless you don't think women want a halfu child?
>>73650695
hmmmyes that's is indeed what he said
he definitely said they want to be European
CHRIST I FUCKING HATE LEAF CUNTS
all women love white men except for white women
>>73650695
I don't wanna be european
we're kinda ugly but don't get fat easily
ded af
*walks into /brit/*
*gets stuck in door*
hello, long time
me so horny
sucky sucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvV5IgP5sKE
>>73650891
>>73650848
>>73650842
helo
(DO I WANNA KNOW?)
IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS
(SAD TO SEE YOU GO)
WAS SORTA HOPING THAT YOU'D STAY
(BABY WE BOTH KNOW)
THAT THE NIGHTS WERE MAINLY MADE FOR SAYING
THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T SAY TOMORROW DAY
>>73650659
No meant I've met less Thai Anglophiles than Korean Anglophiles. There's plenty of Korean ones and few Thai ones. I was wondering whether British culture just isn't as worshipped there as in Korea
>>73650928
QUICK FIRE
>>73650928
GET EM JANNY!!!
>>73650928
QUICKDRAW
>>73650928
Janny confirmed Yank who has to work easter
>>73650928
QUICKDRAW
>>73649844
i´m gay
>>73650954
lonely
guck I just arrived :DD:DDDD
what was >>73650928
>>73650638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1422862353&feature=iv&src_vid=iADA_SBqQvY&v=Mjg9DPmObwg
Got laid twice my entire uni career lol
>>73650965
doxxed pic of janny irl ahah
>tfw commie and fashy brainlets are brawling in the streets of America
>tfw neither side can see the true wisdom of radical centrism
Is it like this everywhere? What a bunch of utter nonces.
>>73650933
Well idk really, it's hard to say as most aren't autisticly obvious about it. There's been definite interest expressed when I've said where I'm from but I don't specifically look for Xphiles. You see people wearing the Union flag or the Stars and Stripes much much more often than the Korean flag etc. That just might be due to aesthetics though.
>>73650992
Antifa got btfo on their own turf
>>73650992
>>73651031
>Jesus will judge you
>caves in some twats head with his boot
ah yes
>being able to listen to new albums for free without doing anything illegal
what a world. thats ublock
>>73651020
woah wtf Thailand is still literally under a military junta?! i thought that ended years ago
how the fuck does a country even continue to run under that?
>>73651050
Very little has changed from my perspective.
Was considering betting on Marine Le-Pen but I just read that there's been some election fraud in froggieland so I don't think I will now tbqhwyl
>>73651074
really boggles my mind
so long as they don't bar foreigners and I can still get my ladyboys idc though
fuck the damn cat nearly gave me a heart attack
>>73651099
The build up were good times. Massive protests outsides my office/ throughout the city. I thought it was great.
Afterwards, things got calm, there was a curfew for a couple of weeks then business as usual. I don't really give a shit about Thai politics as long as nobody bothers me.
>>73651020
antifafags cant even hold down their own turf lmao
HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND
>>73651134
>getting rekt in commieforina of all places.
How will they ever recover?
https://youtu.be/HrpDuXRJHt0
fucked the damn cat nearly gave it a heart attack
its very funny how corporate yank leagues act
https://streamable.com/e1xh1
Turning 30 next year lads.
saving my internet to stream the f1 tonight haha
>>73651202
dire
>>73651202
I'm waking up at 0755 to set up a comfy stream and drink my Easter whiskey
>>73651197
fag
>>73651230
I'll remember you when I get my powers.
>>73651202
unlimited isnt that expensive
>>73651197
Already 30 years mage may cast fireballs and levitate. It was worth it guys.
>>73651197
>unironically being born in the 80s
literally kill yourself, you people are worse than baby boomers
NEED2VOMIT
GOING2PUKE
got some nice selfies but I'll save them for later
have never liked seafood and it baffles me that most people willingly eat it without gagging
>>73651361
actually looks like turtlemong
>>73651288
When you're older you'll understand the truth of things and won't make such stupid posts.
>he takes selfies
>>73651390
i was born in 1977 as it turns out
you generation y pukes disgust me
>>73651375
beer battered is nice as long not too much falls off when you cut into it and you end up eating plain fish and directly tasting the black parts that taste like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg
>>73651148
berkley no less
thats pretty much where sjwism started
>>73651226
>Easter whiskey
Dumbest shit I've ever heard
why does any amateur photo get called a selfie these days even when its not a self-portrait
>>73651404
When you're older you'll see.
might have an easter egg :p
just drew this haha whaddya think lads?
after 8 songs HUMBLE. is easily the worst why is it the lead single
australasia please i cannot deal with this shit right now
>>73651482
garbage
I REFUSE to look at any other posts made by an Aussie flag because of this tonight
update: had an easter egg :D
>>73651507
just a choccy one mate?
>>73651437
It's beautiful
>>73651507
my mum bought me an avengers easter egg despite my outspoken disdain for capeshit
Did you know the Australian government forces British people to do bullshit agricultural work if they want to extend their travel visas? I mean, the vast majority of them don't actually work in fields or pick crops but still, where's the gratitude? Those Aussie cunts actively lured away hundreds of thousands of British citizens only about half a century ago
>>73651524
yeah m8 just a lil one out of the bag
how was your easter choccie haul m8
>>73651552
won a raffle at work and bagged a mini choccy hopper and some other choccys like mars and snickers
>>73651549
shut up and pick my mangoes you runtslave
>>73651549
its a bit mental how all the Anglo countries are so hard on each other dispute being basically the same people
I sense (((their))) hand in this
mum gave me a bunny
think she thought it was normal dairy milk but its this shite
>>73651549
if you actually identify with the lower class scum that come here and do that shit then I feel bad for you
>>73651530
it's so cringey that they think they're in some sort of epic battle for the universe against fascism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFFGdTI9KeA
>>73651622
the word is cringeworthy
>>73651635
>you're not using the proper memespeak
h.ello reddit
>>73651633
Saturn's Day
https://youtu.be/3Ha2p4Txgmg#t=15
>english
>memespeak
>>73651582
good haul m8 get yaself a nice glass of farmer approved milk and go to town
>>73651658
bet you have brown eyes you odious little worm
>>73651622
I feel like it's a mix of actual anarco-commies and the naive people they've convinced that actual fascists are taking over the country.
>>73651658
>y*nks speaking english
>>73651658
RUNT CAP RUNT CAP RUNT CAP RUNT CAP
IF YOU WORE THIS CAP YOU ARE A RUNT
>>73651582
>this post
how do you lot not break down into tears laughing hearing yourselves talk?
>>73651669
beautiful deep blues
>tfw cut sugar out of my diet a few weeks ago and haven't had any easter chocolate
literally dreamt of pulling one of those big fat blocks of cadbury chocolate out of my fridge last night
>>73651698
mine are light blues
bit disturbed by all the violence and hatred in this world
>>73651684
alri leatherneck
https://youtu.be/B7mhQipwdb0
me at 4:55 haha
please watch and rate my performance
LOVE. FEAT. ZACARI. is nice
>mine are light blues
The Schutzstaffel (SS; literally "Protection Squadron") was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler.
By 1923, the Nazi Party (NSDAP) led by Adolf Hitler ordered the formation of a small bodyguard unit dedicated to his personal service.
In 1925, Heinrich Himmler joined the unit. Under his direction, it grew from a small paramilitary formation to one of the most powerful organizations in Nazi Germany.
He considered the SS an elite, ideologically driven National Socialist organization, a "conflation of Teutonic knights, the Jesuits, and Japanese Samurai".
Over time the SS became answerable only to Hitler. Legal norms were replaced by actions undertaken under the Führerprinzip (leader principle), where Hitler's will was considered to be above the law.
In keeping with the racial policy of Nazi Germany, in the early days all SS officer candidates had to provide proof of Aryan ancestry back to 1750. They were expected to produce more children than the average German family as part of their commitment to NSDAP doctrine.
Members were expected to renounce their Christian faith, and Christmas was replaced with a solstice celebration. Church weddings were replaced with SS Ehewein, a pagan ceremony invented by Himmler.
>>73651729
good but inferior to Blasphemy Made Flesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkXrQ6iurkA
>>73651729
never open youtoob links
>go on Ireland Simpsons Fans
>filled with fit birds
>all huge Simpsons fans
was born in the country desu
>was born in the country desu
alri
>y*nks speaking english
>>73651756
>tfw can't prove Aryan Ancestry back to 1750
>>>/x/18872605
do visit
>>73651756
>Members were expected to renounce their Christian faith
didn't realise he saw the runtiness of christianity too. what a man
>>73650992
>"nonces"
I think thou knowest not what the significance of that word is.
>commies exclusively protest against Trump
think more profoundly about that.
rate my fit
Eating an everything bagel
poo
>>73651813
very boring. are they all 12?
/brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
the 2nd half of this album is lacking
>>73651860
>>73651862
upsetting posts
>>73651849
It ain't easy being /fa/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMQr4PFY-8U
basso verso l'alto
verso l'alto di bass
>>73650605
I certainly think that he is, he hasn't stated anything to contradict that.
>>73650373
On /b/ I read about a former american g.i. who went to Siam and didn't catch anything. he posted that it was due to him picking-up rural girls only and avoiding the wans in cities.
>>73651756
>was
realized today that vine is the ytmnd of today
>>73651934
what do you mean? vine shut down
>>73651878
What album?
>>73651945
okay vine was just a more modern and mainstream ytmnd while it lasted
I have no mouth and I must scream
need a thai gf (lad)
>>73649902
Did same thing. It's been years and I try to forget but then my friend talks about the thing where I think she might be there and feels come back. It's useless.
hi