Culture Pals /cp/ gen4

>tfw no ginger freckled glasses short petite small-dick liking cutie who doesn't have some awful scottish accent

why live

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Ayame is ready ;)

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I've been messaging with a Mexican QT... I feel bad about myself

>>73442085
Which korean are you?
How many koreans are here desu

Review my profile? Critique is welcome.

/LETTERS

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>>73442189
Bretty gud, but you shouldn't limit yourself to JUST the english alphabet/letters.

>>73442156
She has to stay put Ameribro

>>73442231
>-. --- - / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

I have to decide between a cute lewd turkroach girl or a cute belgium girl who gets mad at me in a squeeky voice whenever I mention anything lewd

>>73442310
Do you even get people talking to you with a profile like that?

>>73442189
a waste of a good username desu.
Remove the video.
>>73442402
If its about hunting qts/not meeting them the lewd turkroach girl of course

Ever have a wank and feel bad for only talking to your qts out of lust and not for an innocent friendship?

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>>73442439
Every time, anon, every time.

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She does know that I'm only browsing her profile all the time just so I can see her interests r-right? I swear all I want to do is think of conversation starters!
I hope she doesn't think I'm doing anything... "lewd"...

>>73442439
2deep4me
But then again: it is consensual, not forced and if it's not done by catfishing/lying I don't see why you should feel guilty. She wants it, thus she is (supposed) to have fun too.

>>73442439
John...

>>73442501

Post cats pls

>>73442510
Why don't you post them?!

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>>73442486
>Why do you keep viewing my profile?

>>73442412
>>73442431
Yes I get quite a bit, the profile is pretty irrelevant. What should I do to it though?

The trick to getting replies is being a cunt to people, most people know the video is just memeing.

>>73442510
This >>73442531

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>>73442531

I don't have a folder... but I'll post my cat

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>>73442545
>the trick to getting replies is being a cunt to people
Yes but not the replies that you want, leaf.

>>73442605
Cute cat but desu
>>>>>>/an/

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>tfw my doggo died yesterday and some girl was messaging me about how cute my dog is. I don't have the heart to tell her anons... she keeps talking to me about it

>>73442676
milk him being alive for as long as possible and then milk his death for as long as possible

>>73442189
Cool jet, CIA. Better not to bring any big guys on board this time, tho

>>73442606
Nah usually they laugh and things are fine anon.

>>73442486

>right click over picture
>inspect element
>left click the .jpg hyperlink
>save picture to folder

not hard famalam

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>tfw all the /cp/ qt's are already claimed

>>73442268

I feel guilty for talking to her

>>73443673

>thinking qts are monogamous

LMAO

>>73443825
You shouldn't qt's come from every part of the world! Except Australia.

>>73443887
I have not accepted being a cuckold like you have, fellow burger. I will be better than anyone my qt can hope to talk with.

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>>73443673
There are girls here?
>>73443887
Threads here suggest they should which is what I don't understand since the guys here seem to collect as many as they can

>>73443949
/cp/ is like islam. We are allowed multiple qt's, and qt's can only have one claimer. Any qt's talking with turks are honor killed

>>73443949
I think most guys here sift through as many girls as they can to find one that can rise above the others to qt status

>>73443890

But.. Mexicans :/

>>73444122
To be fair, the ones who come to America tend to be the worst of them.

>>73444162

she's living in CA...

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>>73444258
GET THAT FUCKING SPIC OUT OF AMERICA

>>73444370

I told you I felt guilty ;__;

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TOPKEK! This is why I love being egyptian
>>73443996
I kek'd but I don't like this desu and it's very hypocritical and confusing for the girl. Feminism for /cp/ when?

>>73444718
Never ever

>>73444718

post profile of that picture

>>73444718
>>73444978
This please

>>73444964
:^) may your qts have many chad qts then
>>73444978
>>73445020
>tfw i belong to the same superior egyptian master race as based mohamed
/bersy012

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>>73445075
I hope he likes my message

>>73444718
>tfw Egyptians we wuz over being British
it's a slightly abstract feel ngl

>>73445225

KEK

post response

>>73445271
He hasn't read my message yet

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Not pic related but
>guys who change their location in the language I'm learning so I will respond to their message/bad bait
>>73445225
>your women belong to israel
'Squeeze me but I have to disagree with that.
Report response tho

>>73445297
Hello friend,
I wish to teach you G*rman in exchange for noods.
Pls respond

>>73445343
>g*rman
D r o p p e d

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>have contacts hundreds of girls and flirted with them
>11 friends made, all girls
>mfw addicted to flirting on interpals now
Godamnit /int/

>>73445367
I thought you wanted language exchange bby :3
You send nudes = I send g*rman things

HEIL HITLER

>>73442533
Give an innocent answer, make sure it praises her
>"haha sorry, I just find you so exceptionally attractive, its hard to believe thats all"

If your a normal looking guy this should stroke her ego and interest in you enough

>>73445452
Kannst du deutsch sprechen dann? Gib mir ein Nachricht dann und wir sollen sehn :^) (want ich habe total kein platonische kontakten womit ich üben, doch?)

Prooflisten to what I am going to send to my dutch qt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UjvFYoz3Ww

>>73445581
Dutch really is a disgusting language and the Netherlands as a whole should be ashamed.

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>>73445581
"Er is niets mis met sandalen in sokken"
It can be /fa/ if done right.

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>>73445541
Nein, mein """Dutch""" est zehr shizzer t bh.
Still wanna see your Egyptian boobies tho. I'll wear a piff helmet, whip you and call you a "coolie" if it helps..?

>>73445614
YOU AINT MUCH IF YOU AINT DUTCH
>>73445623
>coolie
D r o p p e d t w i c e

>>73445620
Yes, though it is meant to be ironic. Thanks

>>73445658
>
Can feel your juice from here babe.

Seriously tho, platonic is fine with me, but fuck chatting to people off of 4chan lmao

>br*t suddenly becomes germanboo
Oh fuck off
>>73445741
Tbh, in general I'd agree. But you're special ;) ;) ;)
Anyways how do you know that I want to learn german?

>>73445787
>br*t
not a very nice thing to call Daddy is it now, Cleopatra?

But seriously, I just guessed you wanted to learn German. And I know I'm special. Now post brown boobies pls :D

>>73445893
>posting my boobies on an egyptian cooking discussion board
Nice try, CIA.

>>73445893
Also I wasn't talking about you, about someone else. He literallt changee his profile to pretend he is interested in germant while he not so long ago was a supposed asiaphile (which is likely more true)

>>73446070
>CIA
Bish can you even into MI6? Pretty insulted rn ;_;

Kek, I just wasn't sure what you meant. Thought you were talking about my g*rman "efforts" ITT. That profile ain't me.

Egytian will Deutsch lernen für bessere Handzettel

>>73446349
Was ist ein Handzettel
Was bedeutung das

It's funny how Thai girls are so blunt.

"I'm fat send message if want"

>>73446514
Handzettel oder freie Dinge von der Regierung

Jetzt frage ich mich, ob ich das falsche Wort benutzt habe

>>73446583
Anon why are you looking at thai girls....

>>73446834
Don't judge, some of us can't get them pristine qt's. We have to settle for the replicas

>>73446834
Aber das ist nicht Logisch, geht der Regierung mir Handzettel giben?! Ich will es gerne obwohl wenn das korrekt ist...>:(
Dein deutsch ist besser als mein deutsch, warum stuer dir mir kein Nachricht? Bitte bitte bitte? :3

>>73446834
Thai girls are ez, maybe I want to look at some slutty asian pussay

>>73446927
Einwanderer erhalten freies Geld von der Regierung = Handoutl (Handzettel) or at least I think so.

Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob mein Deutsch besser ist. Warum versuchst du nicht ethnische Deutsche? Ich weiß nicht einmal dein Profil. Ich bin vor kurzem zu /cp/ gekommen

>>73446981
Does it work anon? From my experience SEAmonkeys may flirt, but they are about as difficult to get naked as other countries. Maybe just me though

>>73447148
>Ich weiß nicht einmal dein Profil.
lassen wir das so halten, BfV.
>Warum versuchst du nicht ethnische Deutsche?
Ich frage das an jedermann die deutsch sprechen kann desu, selbst alls es nicht ihr Muttersprache ist
Aber die hauptsage Frage hier...wo habt du die deutsche Sprache gelernt?

>>73435645
still in transit
but she showed me the receipt that it was sent from there so I don't doubt it's coming.

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>>73442049
>Hawaiibro edition
Missed the last thread, there's another Hawaiianon here?

>>73447620
Warum fragst du mich nach einer Nachricht? BfV? Verwirrte Frau des weiblichen Geschlechts

> Aber die Hauptfrage hier ... wo hast du die deutsche Sprache gelernt?
Während der High School und ein paar Klassen, als ich in der Schule war. Es ist lange her, seit ich in deutscher Sprache geschrieben habe

I am sleeping soonish, this will probably be the last message you get out of me tonight.

>>73447727
His family is in Hawaii, he lives with his Czech qt.

I'm going to message a black girl from Niger and no one can stop me

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I think I need to talk to Americans more often.

>>73449672

stay the fuck away from our women, frog

>>73449672
I-is this l-lewd?

>>73447846
Alright, nevermind I got paranoid when the brit knew I want to learn german.
Your german is SO good. Night burger!
>>73449672
The dutch wouldn't say that :^)

>>73442049
>Hawaiibro edition
>
>Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world. Wish Hawaiibro the best that his Czech QT will come visit him on the beautiful islands this July like he wants and that he also offered to pay for and hopes she'll come meet his family and have a wonderful time doing sunbathing on the beach watching fire dancing and eating stuffed pig (.)
Noice, never had a thread for me before

>>73447727
Yes, been here a while but live abroad now. What island do you live on?

>>73449996
No :^) Tell them to stop liking my accent. I can tell them the most mundane shit and they get wet. Or just tell them to stop being so slutty. This girl has a boyfriend and we've only been talking for like two weeks. She made a kik just to talk to me "somewhere her boyfriend wouldn't think to look".

>>73450105
Very much so.

>>73450370
Oahu, grew up in Kailua but living in Budapest currently, you?
Still the same guy btw, my flag is american on mobile data

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>>73450774
>tfw the only girls who like my accent and think I'm handsome are Korean
>tfw they don't put out

>tfw use Qtcrawler to browse American Qts.

>ugly blacks message me instead.

fuck

>>73451482
What?

>>73451265
Oahu too, I lived in Ewa but currently live in Prague.
Why did you go to Budapest? Not many people from Hawaii come to Europe.

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>>73451327
You're British, like half the world thinks your accent is hot. And I'm not particularly good looking either. No excuses, my friend.

Only thing I'm decent at is writing porn these girls enjoy, then I just send them that in text or record myself saying it, add a few pics and dick pics here and there so that feel desired and hot, and voilà.

The hardest part is not having them put out, it's finding slutty girls in the first place. Lots of dumb luck and trial and error involved. But I'm sure you can find yourself one, anon.

Also, I might be developing a emoji fetish.

>>73451602
Nice, I came because uni is 1/10th the price of any place on the mainland and I have family here. From the OP I'm guessing you went to Prauge to be with your qt?

>>73452223
Yeah it's crazy how cheap school is here. Yes I came to be with her plus to finish studying here since like you said it's cheap. How long have you been in Hungary for?

>>73451771
agree, just make a slight effort on sexting and they'll be all over you.

>>73451771
>half the world thinks your accent is hot

I'm from Yorkshire lad, dunno if you've heard how we speak but it's not what your average roastie expects from an Englishman

>>73452389
Second year now, still 2 more years if I pass everything (although they give you 7 years to graduate because they expect you to fail classes) but even if school wasn't insanely expensive in the US I'd still probably want to stay here. How about you, almost done?

>>73453529
I'm only on my first year and then there's 2 more years after that until I get my bachelor's degree and it would be the same back home anyway since I started college there before deciding to transfer here, so I'll be staying here to finish it. Same with me since there's not many opportunities back in Hawaii and I planned to leave anyway.

>>73453862
Oh, at UH? I got a few friends there but coming here ended up being cheaper, plus what you said about opportunities, and the CS degrees are better. Did you by any chance go to Iolani?

>>73454707
check out her other pics too

most porn vids start with more clothes on than that

>>73454707
message her

>>73447221
Some slightly chubby Thai girl got naked for me after two days of talking, she had a big butt but this was years ago and I never saved the pics.

Another Thai girl asked me to come fuck her after 2 mins of talking, she was one of those foreigner groupies, i didn't continue to talk to her because she was annoying as fuck and wouldn't get naked.

That's just my experience with em.

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meanwhile on muslimpals

>>73455169
is she considered a slut?

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>>73455169
>>73455311
>Hitting suggestive poses

>>73453403
A good buddy of mine is from Yorkshire. Although it's "not what the average roastie expects from an Englishman", I've seen that it's charming enough for foreign women.

>>73450370
I mentioned your situation to my Czech gf anon. She seemed shocked at the idea of someone paying for her trip. I don't think it's anything personal.

>>73455169
Time for me to block middle east and africa, if they even compliment that thing I dont need to attention from horny turks. Nope.

Is he only "brave" behind the wall of anonymity?

How beta is that?

Trash needs purging.

What will he become, once the anonymity is removed?

L O L

Will he be able to continue to be cheeky when his heart bursts like a tomato?

>>73456452
>>73456843
약은 드셨나요..

>>73442049
rate my profile guys

https://www.interpals.net/Frietjes

why do girls the ignore me

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Top Kek

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Hahahahahahaha

>>73456992
You'd thank me for killing him if you see all the ridiculous shit he's been posting here under Korean flag pretending to be Korean. He's the typical unemployable human trash white trash that somehow found employment as a "English teacher" in Korea because Korea is too lenient. Nothing of value will be lost.>>73456992

>>73457465

you need mental help. I'm saying this as a friend

I offered to meet him in real life and he ran away like the maximum beta loser he is. One-year-old infant had more courage than him.

>>73457020
Mirror selfie is a bit meh but aside from that seems fine also

>Tame impala

Come on man

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>>73457537
>had
W-what have you done with him anon ?

>>73457503
I won't kill him. I'll just beat him up. My height is king of manlets and it doesn't matter if the guy is taller than mind because I practiced martial arts for ten years as a kid. (Black belt) He claims to be 6 feet 7 inch tall but I'm very sure that he's just one of those scrawny pale white virgin losers. But he won't show up.

>>73457659
>mind
me
>>73457537
>had
has

Basically all he does is come back to his shitty studio after his English teacher shift and defame Korea on 4chan for hours pretending to be Korean or some other ways, and rest a bit when he plays video games. I don't even like Korea but I just don't like that Korea is providing employment to this disgusting ungrateful loser. Most foreigners don't receive proper police or legal services here. He is free to be beaten up lol.

Also if he fights back I can frame him into a minor misdemeanor charge that will lead to him getting deported from Korea. I speak fluent Korean. He can't. He can't hire a lawyer with his English teacher salary. It's a winning scenario in all cases.

>>73457659

why do you hate him so much anon? What has he done to you?

>>73457836
He is a disgusting loser. Why wouldn't you want to beat him up, Jack? Be honest. Losers are bullied in American schools.

>>73457914
At my high school losers were just ignored. The only people who got bullied were those who deserved it.

That was in Wisconsin though.

>>73457977
Well a loser who defames other people behind anonymity would surely be one of those people who deserved it, right?

>>73458021

what did he do to defame you?

>>73458047
He didn't defame me.

I just want to remove a loser leeching off Korea and kick him out of this country. I don't care if white losers come here and get jobs if they are nice, but specimens like this one realize their life hasn't changed and blame it on Korea. They need to go.

>>73458021
>>73458060
I don't know how to respond because I don't get angry based on posts on 4chan.

>>73458198
There are standards even here. He's been shitposting too much that he was identifiable even without using a tripcode. That is something.

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Happy Birthday Cornish lad! :D

He thought he'd get laid once he moves to Korea but that wasn't the case. That's why he's on Interpals trying desperately to get laid exposing his bony chest (and getting reported) And he's mad and frustrated and he blames it on Korea as he blamed everything on his home country when he was there and defames it online. He doesn't have the dignity to blame himself and improve from there.

Seriously I'm insulting him this much and he's still not showing himself. Tells you much about this "man."

Considering running the crawler on all the Thais online for the bants, should I do it or will I regret it?

>>73459114
Isn't it still busted?

>>73459131
It works on search view

>>73459114
You will regret it.

>>73459068
He is prolly using a proxy desu
Also watch this video: https://youtu.be/zagZ_ys76SA

>>73459196
Too late, worst case I just block Thailand to stop the messages

>>73459213
I watched it. Your point is that he's probably as hideous as him. Agreed.

>>73459213
And he lives in Korea. He even tried learning Korean but it was too hard for them. He insulted the Korean language that day telling Koreans on int things like "I don't like your stupid language there are so many verb endings and noun suffixes etc".

He probably will never show up so now I'll refrain from spamming your thread.

>>73459229
Good luck then, chances are there will be Thais trying to get the green card from you.

>>73459213
That Taiwanese man is an ass because that ugly white(?) man is probably not a bad person who talks shit about others online. He's probably a SJW.

I don't care about people racemixing I just hate disgusting losers who spread hate.

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how successful are you guys? no nudes but i havent met this many qties in my life

>>73459594
Nudes, a couple of girls fell in love with me, some long-term friendships.

Pretty successful but now my success is slowing down, I haven't had a nude in like a 5 months.

>>73459842
damn, wish I had a manly face, being cute only gets you so far ;_;

>>73459594
I go on maybe twice a year for a week or two. I've banged two girls I've met through the site and have gotten lewd with another.

I'm white though, so that's easy mode

>>73459417
You were right.

>>73459594
Met many qts but 0 nudes as well.

But I'm mostly there just to chat with people so it doesn't bother me much.

>>73459890
Tell them about your time in the army fighting off a fictional Malaysian invasion

>>73460125
I think afew hinted they'd date me if I went to their countries, so at least I know I have a chance

it must really suck for you westerners though huh, a game of endless trading ups.

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>Talk to Brazilian girl form about 2 days
>Sends me pics of herself in lingerie

>>73460875

Share

>>73461060
http://i.imgur.com/XFu47.gif

Anyone else had that fag japanese guy message them?

>>73461150
Then why bother telling us?

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>>73461188
To make the guys that don't get anything sad.

>>73461150

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you wake up and a bunch of new girls message you first.

>>73461188
Which one?

>>73461231

It's not that hard desu but good to know you ain't a bro

>>73462343
Enjoy1234

>>73442049

why are some of these girls vapid as fuck? "good", "so good" are the only responses I'm getting

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>leafs
was it autism?

>>73462409
>from a veryyy little town in the french part of Canada :)
There's your explanation.

Every time I return to interpals I try not to talk to Russian girls. Every time I return to interpals I inevitably end up talking to Russian girls. Why do I do this to myself?

>>73462363
I mean, I would share if the girl I was getting from was some THOT and I didn't really "respect" her.

>>73460875
Where is she from?
Might be my qt, she's more of a bunda kind of girl tho.

>interpals.net/maruka1002
Legit or a catfish?
>broken English
>says "mom" instead of mum
>only accepts Asian males
Hmmmm....

>>73463095
Yes, it is your girl
They don't call me "mister steal yo girl" for nothing.

>>73463105
the korean guy has her already

your women are ours whitey :DDDD

>>73463264
>They don't call me "mister steal yo girl" for nothing.
Be honest anon, nobody calls you that do they

I feel very lucky, a qt just made her account and 10 minutes in she started messaging me. I told her to block every country other than America and she did. Although it was a joke, two days ago she still hasn't undone it.

I'm going to see some boobies boys

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>>73463319
No
I just wanted to be a big man on an anonymous website
Thanks for shaming me

>>73463436
lucky bastard, at least you can milk your race for nudes (even if that is rather shameless)

>>73463436
I thought it was cool anon

>>73442049
the islands of magnum, thanks for reminding, it was a good show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ

I'm starting to hate being so attractive

It's like living the life on an easy mode

>>73463436
It's alright mate, we've all been there

Will my jokey douchiness be seen as the joke it is? I want to say something like "I don't care about American Football. You like actual Football?" but it seems a tad cuntish

>>73465635
Doesn't come off as a joke.

>>73465674
Shan't then.

>>73465635
How autistic can you be to actually ask that question ? Of course it sounds cuntish and arrogant.
Either you say it like a joke "I don't care about American football, I prefer when no goals are scored for 90 minutes" or something to lighten the mood ,while still saying that you don't watch handegg

>>73465848
I don't like watching black men fondle eachother and 30 minutes of commercials every 5 minutes

>>73449672
>>73451771
It's like you just found out american women are sluts or something.

How do girls react towards shirtless pictures of guys who are fit?

I know it'll attract slutty girls, but will it deter more interesting qt's? Like do they think of it as boorish and leave or do they secretly like it?

>>73465922
I don't either, I find it super boring and wayyyy too long.
Doesn't stop that putting it in a jokingly manner with a bit of self depreciation goes long way to say "I fucking hate that" while not sounding like a cunt

I just sent the initial message and all I'm seeing now is a small pink box. What fucking glitch is this?
Please tell me she's gonna see it

>>73466056
Ye

Don't put a shirtless selfie there though. Something like you on a beach with friends

>

>>73466056
I'd assume they'd probably just think you're gay.

>>73466687
Got it, time for the swimmer spandex shorts surrounded by female friends shot.

>>73466056
As the other anon said, don't make it a selfie. If you're in a public setting with friends or even in a public setting with someone else taking the shot it'd be okay. Interesting qt's would like that and not find it boorish.

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>tfw an entire page of 2 day old, unread messages

>>73467733
I have a page of girls I haven't responded to because I'm too lazy.

>>73454230
I was going to Leeward actually and another college before that for a year on the mainland. Yeah job wise Hawaii sucks unless you want to work DoD, teaching or medicne. Nah I'm not rich enough to go there, I went to high school on the mainland.
>>73456160
I didn't take it personally that she didn't want me to pay, it's just it makes it seem like she doesn't want to go and meet my family is all, which I know isn't true. It's just that Czech mindset but it's also one of the reasons why I like her since most American girls would expect me to pay for them.

>tfw no Russian gf

>>73468015
I think I remember you talking about how you've brought it up and she said she didn't want to talk about it(?)

This is still something you should push her to talk about though. Just mention it to her that it's something you want to talk about and that you know it makes her uncomfortable, so to take her time and let you know when she is ready.

This is generally how I've had previous gf's bring up their insecurities with me. They never liked feeling cornered about it, and it gave them time to think it through.

>>73468121
I did mention that before but I finally managed to make her talk about it more with me.

I did push her but that only made it worse and got her even more mad but I finally got her to talk about it and give me more than just no as the reason why she wouldn't want to go this year. I did exactly that since she gets pretty touchy on certain topics so I learned to give her some time until I get an answer.

>>73466125
SOMEONE PLS ANSWER
It was unironically the best starting message I've sent anybody, and I'm not sure she'll see it
REEEEE

>>73468437
yeah, the reason why she won't see it is what makes it the best starting message you've ever sent.

if you and your qt confessed love
how many hours a day should you talk to her?

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>>73468483
fuck you

>>73468517
too many variables to a set rule on that, Jantje.

>>73468624
How about taking a screenshot of what happened. Is it just a blank pink box?

>>73468517
Nigga, don't be retarded
If you and your qt love each other you should talk as much as you want to each other.
Why does it have to be set in hours?
Why so autistic m80

>>73468836
because my qt is always grumpy if i come back from shopping, class or whatever i need to do that day

>>73469011
Sounds like your qt just needs a good riding.

>>73468624
>>73468437
thank you britain san, at least I now know there is worse than me

>>73469065
that's another story, how can women rub theirselves for an hour without coming

>>73466125
Did you put a [ before it? You must've triggered something in HTML meaning the message is invisible to both you and her.

>>73469237
I did put a [ in it yes.... FUUCKK

>>73469330
Send her another message repeating everything you said and put an explanation at the end with "interpals disappeared my message xDXDXomg!!"

>>73469219
They need a man's touch

>>73442439
Every time. I also feel guilty for leading them on.

A cute Indonesian girl I met sent me lots of love messages and even a picture of flowers, and I had no real intention of meeting her :/.

Is this what you're supposed to feel when you decalcify the pineal gland?

>>73469549
Just tell them nigga, that's what I did
And the girls till wanted to send me pics

>>73442439
comfort yourself by knowing that if you would love them, they would also jump onto a local cock at the first good opportunity

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My inbox is clogged. Still not gonna block the third world shithole inbred goatfuckers
t. Inbred egyptian
>>73468836
Are you black?

>>73469755
>a black icelander

better chance of seeing a unicorn

>>73457020
>Learning Hebrew
JUDEN

oh god my sides
read the comments
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=30818527&uid=454140826365554688&aid=4628951

>>73458154
wait whos this guy and what did he do?

>>73459594
my profile stands at 64 friends and 20 different countries, been here since 2009 though

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>>73470156
godamn anon

also
>tfw when all the koreans/PRC/japanese/taiwanese have cleared up the sinoboos

damnit leave some for me ;^(

>>73469997
>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=30818527&uid=454140826365554688&aid=4628951

PoliteWoman is definetly being polite, that's for sure

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>>73469997
If you ever post my profile here making fun of me I swear to god I'll end you

>>73470819
at least that guy has seen a gym from the inside unlike myself

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>I was bullied because I was different

/Gwiazda90

lmfao

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What's with this attention whoring Colgate?
Literally 90% of posts on cp are made by her

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>>73471046
she looks similar to many of the farmer kids in my village

>>73471196
I think that there are a few posters here who are very frequent. Colgate is just one of them. I post a lot as well but you don't think much of it because I'm a common flag.

>brit girl messages me

yuck

>>73471196
Wtf m8, there are more dutch flags than me.

>>73471533
what'd she say

>>73471765
I reckon he couldn't understand her because of the vocal defects caused by British dental flaws.

>>73471765
she just parroted my height with a smile face

didn't respond because she is fat

>>73471995
username?

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>>73471995
>5'4 XDDD

/Natz90

>>73472097
n-no it wasn't that kind of smiley face anon...

>>73472026
>>73472133
whoops

>>73470819
This is what I'm afraid of as well desu

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>>73472133
She old and a single mom too, apparently. You really attract the best women, anon.

>>73472273
Most o fthe profile linked deserved to be made fun of desu

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>>73472133
>>73472217
nigga you trying to poon honey boo boo or something?

this a nat geo film about whales copulating?

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>>73472307
>>73472390
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME I CAN'T HELP WHAT I ATTRACT

>>73472217
>>73472133

>all muslim friends

absolute loser

>>73472328
This.

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>>73472445
No.

But it's alright, anon, I couldn't attract flies even when covered in premium grade honey either.

>>73469219
up your sexting game pal

Is there an instant messenger on interpals or has it been taken out?

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>>73469219
>not being able to edge for hours
>not being able to outlast any women
>not being able to make your qt cum despite thousands of km separating you

how does it feel to be an lesser man than autists on 4chan?

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Is ther esomething wrong with me if every qt I've ever had say they have feelings with me has also admitted to being molested as a child

I'm talking about 8ish girls here. Not just 1 or two. It's slightly irking me.

>>73472952
What do u look like boyo

>>73472988
A look like like my mother who is very feminine. So I look like a homosexual.

>>73473027
Yeah I don't understand either

How do I save a picture from a girl's profile?

>>73473247
Screenshot it, open it up in paint, then crop it and copy what you want into a new file to save what's left

>>73472952
Dont worry I get this too, I think it just happens to a lot of girls
pretty sad

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>>73473247
Why would you want to do this? HMMM???

>>73472952
The girls on IP aren't always the greatest girls. Also this>>73473331

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>>73473325
No way to save in original resolution, then? Damn.

>>73473337
To masturbate to it later without the having to visit the qt's profile.

>>73473547
I think someone said there was a way in a previous thread. Something about inspecting the element

>>73473547
You can right click > Inspect element, find the .jpg

>>73473247
>>73473547
open firefox
>right click page
>view page info
>media tab
>browse and copy the link to another tab
there you go

>>73473331
WTF, no girl has ever told me she's been molested. What kind of people are you guys talking to?

>>73472881
>not being able to edge for hours
i didn't grow up in a basement with a lifetime supply of tissues
>not being able to outlast any women
never tried it for real
>not being able to make your qt cum despite thousands of km separating you
pretty sure her neighbours could heard her when she finally came

>>73473827
so you came and stood there watching for an hour until she came?

>>73473902
no
we don't do video calls
only sharing pics and voice calls, so it's not really awkward like that. I told her and we continued until she also came (like 5 minutes later).

If you guys want to give your qt a gift. Make a replica of your own penis as a dildo and send it.

Weenies under 6 inches not advised to do this.

>>73474448

>Hey qt, you wanna get my dick via mail ?

>Hey qt, did you like my birthday gift ?
(This user has blocked you)

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This guy almost wrote shart good

>>73474659
maybe he was replying to an Americhart

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>>73474448
lol do guys really do that here?

>>73474863
There's plenty of dumb lonely autists here so it wouldn't surprise me desu There's plenty of other stories about what some of them have done here. Like one guy stealing his qts panties and another giving his Argie qt 500 euros and then having her block him.

>>73475082
Sorry that was supposed to be 5000 euros

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This guy kinda scares me, desu

>>73469755
Nah I ain't black.

>>73469896
I actually do know a half-black Icelandic chick.
She sometimes works as model.

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>>73475113
So she just used him to get money? that is so mean

>>73475215
There are more scary people.
I think thats I found a girl that cuts her arms and says that it was her imaginary friend.

>try to practice my German with an ethnic
>he starts using slang words and phrases that make no sense
>I start doing the same to him and he gets mad
>I explain that he was doing the same
>blocked

fucking spazzes

>>73475361
Pretty much and there's plenty of stories like that

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>>73475747
I could never do that to a guy the guilt would kill me.

>>73475804
No, 5k buys you a lot of drinks to forget.

>>73451473
Any qt blacks?

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>>73476373
Don't really like drinking.
I'm too much of a light weight.

>>73476463
That's good, you can forget for cheaper

>>73476463
then that's a lot of weed you could smoke for €5000

I wonder if the British guy who was with the Turk still lurks this place

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>>73476522
Is that you John?

>>73476560
I've only tried weed a couple times and didn't feel much.

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tfw when you get really excited while talking to your QT

I think I'm being stalked/harassed by someone with multiple accounts

>>73476947
That would be me

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>>73477043
please stop messaging me to insult my intelligence

>>73477100

Lmao

>>73476947
That will be me if you're so kind and post your site

>>73476677
Who is John?

>>73476463

This
>>73476522

Less money spent to forget the guilt


And less money needed to forget John, jesus christ...

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>>73477628
[spoiler] A guy from here I discorded with who used to give me lovely orgasms... I got emotional one night and kinda made him mad... I dont think he wants to talk to me now [/spoiler]

>>73477783
sorry.

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>>73462538
Russian girls is the bomb

>>73477905
Ruaqt3.14

>>73477905

Add me on discord? :D

>>73477905
did you show him ur tits? if so i can be john
do i need to shw you my dick? if so nvm

>>73477905

>discord
>discorded

Literally meaning not in harmony.
What'd you expect from discording with someone

What a stupid fucking name for a chat application

Discord
It's like it's only meant to disagree with strangers and fight.

Fuck that.

>>73478046
why anon, do you not have a dick ?

>>73477934
I ususally weed out all of my Russians in favour of other nationalities before it gets lewd. How long did it take until that kind of talk came out? I usually try to be subtle, but damn. I think I've been missing out on something.

>>73478091
really made me think

>>73478091
>do you not have a dick
i indeed have a penis but it is quite small and surrounded by fat so i dont like showing him :(

>>73478171
Only a few days. I feel like she's a bit different though, if you get what I mean.

>>73477100
thats me XDDD

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>>73478025
Idk the thread called me a "crazy happa"
cause im a mutt

>>73478026
maybe what is your tag?

>>73478046
I showed him more than just that to be honest...

I just miss him

>>73478331

Pilotbro#0015 :)

>>73478260
I see. Yeah, I suppose I try to avoid that when it comes to Russians. I've had the same happen to me with other Eastern Europeans though. I think I might follow through and give it a try this time around though

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>>73478364
ouch