Culture Pals /cp/ general

X for watching thirsty guys trying to go for a lonely girl in the thread

I'm too autistic for this

>>73479086
No, you're not.

Girls are more autistic.

>>73479137
Thanks, but I mean I already tried. Got messaged by an Indian and decided to quit

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>"sounds cozy! :) can't make it this week, another time!"

>>73479166

Who cares lad, you should leave your profile here and people will tell you what's wrong

Looks like someone posted a pic of cat girl few days ago. Looks like a happa for sure.

>>73360758

And a pair of her wet panties kek

>>73360918

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Alright /int/ I'm thinking about getting on this website before I travel, but I have a few questions.

> First of all, how efficient are penpals for language learning ?
> Is it better to put a face shot or a full body shot (so people have to open the full picture to see your face) in your main pic ?
> Can I find people as serious as me about language learning or will every conversation have to be flirty ?
> Should I tell from the start that I'm planning to travel to my penpals' country this summer or does that scare people ?
> I read about scripts in other threads, what are those ? Any other tip ?

Going to bed, thanks in advance.

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>>73479472
cmon anon

>>73479292
Told you man, I'm autistic. Maybe ill try again this summer

>>73479594
Do you even have an interpals account

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>someone says they had a good laugh at my profile
>THERE WASN'T ANY FUCKING JOKES

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>>73479594

So, do you wanna chat on discord? I'm bored

>>73479472
>>73479594
Fuck sniffing your panties I want to sniff the source while you sit on my face.

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>>73478966
>message 20+ latinas and white europeans
>maybe 2 responses

>Message 9/10 muslim turks and maghrebis
>barrage of responses

is this normal?

>>73479703
And what ? Do you think any normal people post on 4chan ?

My entire country is definition of autism

very much related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP2u4wJcnS0

>>73479532

> First of all, how efficient are penpals for language learning ?
It depends on how much effort both parties put into it and with whom you talk. Some people are idiots, some are well educated.
> Is it better to put a face shot or a full body shot (so people have to open the full picture to see your face) in your main pic ?
Probably the face because the thumbnails are small in the searches. Better to go full body if you're an uggo
> Can I find people as serious as me about language learning or will every conversation have to be flirty ?
Yes, but being flirty is part of the fun.
> Should I tell from the start that I'm planning to travel to my penpals' country this summer or does that scare people ?
I think it'd intrigue people, if anything
> I read about scripts in other threads, what are those ? Any other tip ?
Scripts will have you view all profiles within a certain search demographic, if I've understood correctly. I couldn't say for certain because I've never bothered to use scripts.
Just be yourself.

>>73479887
I said I'll try again in sommer what more do you want

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>>73479778
give me a moment im not in the best mood atm...

>>73479879
I will bite you

>>73479954
To start trying RIGHT NOW
It's the internet. I started off being nice to people hoping to get a qt. Then I got bored and just started making sexual jokes at girls and getting them to show me their buttholes after a few hours of conversation

>>73479884
I don't know
So far, I'm only getting latinas and femslavs

>>73479954

To grow a pair lad.

>>73479965
do you really rename pictures before you post them ?

Or are they already prenamed ?
In which case did you gather and name them yourself or is there a site for that ?

>>73479887
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI
ftfy

>>73479982
I am too busy with school though! Exams are in a few weeks so i can't be talking to autistic qts in my evenings; i already spend enough time here

>>73478966
ovo je sad /ex-yu/ tred

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>>73480030
I just google search for most of my kitty images

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>>73480107
do you like my kitty picture

>>73480028
It's proportionate in real life too.

Arab chicks see me and instantly eye fuck me and practically cum themselves.

Latinas and asians see me as attractive sorta

white girls ignore me

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>>73480126
that depends... are you the guy asking me to sit on your face?

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>>73479982
>and getting them to show me their buttholes

Did it work?

>>73479884

Turk girls are fucking great, they respond with paragraphs. People don't think to message them because the Turkish men are so annoying and get blocked.

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>>73480107

Yes, but before you post them you name them things like mad kitty
or sad kitty
or hisssssss

like seriously ?

>>73480188
no i am the anon who is cringing at everything going on involving guys trying to do anything with you

stop posting cat pics
STOP REPLYING TO MY POSTS

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>>73479965

Alright that's cool. Add me if you want. I'm chill DESU, I won't give you shit. I don't have time for that bullshit

>>73480201
yeah, it worked twice. girls don't like showing their buttholes much though. It's much easier to get them showing boobs

To be fair the girls who end up doing these things are incredibly slutty and not as qt as most girls. I don't go for straight up uggos though

>>73480292
ah makes sense. I have never mastered the art of making girls do anything remotely slutty over text or internet

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>>73480216
Or just numbers like this one

>>73480271
alright thank you

>>73480377

That's a really cute kitten

>"Hi :)"

why do grills do this

nothing makes me less interested

>>73480451
Girls don't need to do anything to get replies. With boring girls like that I just flirt with them, as there is nothing else worth talking about

>>73480212
What is this, literally 90% of muslim girls are instantly responding.

Why can't I attract normal girls, what is this strange curse :(

>>73480488

Take the turk pill.

Its honestly starting to upset me how much attention the cat anon gets here
I just want to find a decent qt already, ive been searching for 4 days and the only girls who will talk to me are shitty chinks

>>73480488
Post some of your first messages.

I've sent marriage requests to random Indonesians and they always seem interested. Then within days they're whoring themselves out to me because I "love" them.

Have any of you gotten lewd with an older woman on here? I haven't tried and I'm not sure how to go about it

>>73480377
You're missing my point

>>73480338

>ah makes sense. I have never mastered the art of making girls do anything remotely slutty over text or internet

Or in real life. come on be honest here anon

>>73480514
Would you like some attention too anon ?
I can be your qt for a price ;)

>>73480486
Not really, for ugly girls it's the same.

>>73480514

>Its honestly starting to upset me how much attention the cat anon gets here

You're jealous Kek


>4 days only chinks

Dude post your profile. Also, what countries are you searching?

>>73480509
I would unironically wife a secular turk in a heartbeat and make roman catholic children with her

but there aren't even any turks where I live desu. I live in a solitude over 1000 km from any city

>>73480563
I don't know if anyone on here remembers but there was a 70 year old Japanese lady who sent the account /cp/ shared some nudes once. Q

>>73480567
>Or in real life. come on be honest here anon

Nay, I'm paranoid of having my sexual advances have any sort of permanence. I never even dirty texted my ex-gf

>>73480557
I don't know the hacker 4chain might find me somehow.. there's always a way.

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>>73480581

>roman catholic children
Disgusting heretics

Which raises a good question for all lads with the Orthodox qts

You gonna change to Orthodoxy right ?

>>73480677
I would convert to orthodoxy to make proper roman children yes. Lol

BLACKED.com

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=682272802692317184

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>>73480738
This girl is gonna get quality messages from charming anons now I guarantee it

>>73480811
Probably not, she's 5/10

>>73480677
Spooky robes.

>>73480581
Her 50 brothers and cousins will lynch you. Not worth it, m80

>>73480887
and he looks like a good lad desu

>>73480904
I have already gotten a death threat from hitting on muslims IRL. Hasn't stopped me yet. Only hardened my erection.

>>73480811
Just posted a comment on her page

>>73480628
>permanence

Yes I can see being worried by that

>Hahaaha, look at that loser he dirty texted his gf, what a loser haahhahaha

and well

http://www.telegraf.rs/jetset/2033517-kakav-car-dusan-urnebesno-pozvao-sandru-afriku-da-mu-bude-pratilja-na-maturi-video

This retard made a youtube calling this singer/whore to go to graduation day, the vid was cringey as fuck
She went with him.
He got lucky.
You think everybody thinks he's an idiot now or a pretty popular guy ?

>>73480581

I would prefer an Irish one to keep muh Roman Catholic Irish bloodlines pure but turks are also great.

Literally had a harem of about 6 turkettes a few weeks ago.

>>73480571
I know, that's why its upsetting
I appreciate the thought but posting my actual face here goes against every principle I have left Since the script broke I set search to 18-24 and end up clicking on all the korean and japanese girls.
If that crazy korean guy sees this please dont kill me I'm not actually getting anywhere

>talking to turkish qt for a few weeks now
>sexting frequently and she sends me nudes almost daily
>tells me about her trip to vegas
>"oh cool did you win any money?"
>"No I don't gamble, gambling is haram in Islam"

kek

>>73481044
gambling actually seems more popular in general islamic culture than western lol.

>>73476409
This one has boipucci /mixedrainbow20
How many chocolate qts do you need to see before you make an account I wonder
*continues to sleep*

Fucking god, you guys are putting in my mind that I need a Turkish girl.
Do they give nudes that easily?

>>73481111
Why do you say so? I've never seen anyone from MENA gambling aside from my mom.
/blog

>>73481002
You are just a barbarian cuck anyway you might as well breed with actual former romans and seal the deal.

I'm actually half french half black irish but I look like a basque/med in general it's probably why they like me so much.

rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don't touch pure turkish qt's, take natashas istead

>>73481129

yes turkish girls are easy

>>73481044
giggled

>>73481151
>Why do you say so? I've never seen anyone from MENA gambling aside from my mom.
>my mom

you've further proven my point lol.

Stay away from Turkish girls. They all have princess complex if they're slightly attractive. They are exactly like American women. Materialistic whores.

>>73480971
kek'd

>>73481209
No but she is an exception. For examble: she can speak dutch :^)
I swear I've never heard about it desu

>>73481210

Is your American going to visit?

>>73481210
>they are like american women

so they'll show me their butthole because i'm from another country

>>73481244
post feet

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>>73479472
>>73479594
Can you show us the soles of your feet catanon?

>most russian women's bios are almost as if they're trying to advertise themselves (i study in x university i am 175 tall etc etc)

RLLY tickles your neurons

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>>73481280
Post yours
Also are you a turk

>>73481314
That's because vk(only social network they probably ever used) had rating system based on how much info you put in your profile back in the day.

>>73481266
We're still planning it

There's also another American who wants to visit me in winter

I'd go myself but the plane tickets are crazy.

>>73481270
Probably.

>>73481186
Do they gice nudes easily?

>>73481373

Please scream Allahu Akbar when you have sex as loud as you can. She is a whore and deserves it

Zahnpasta Sind Sie hier?

>>73481409
She's pretty decent actually. In fact I was surprised that someone as decent as her came out of that shithole, lol.

>>73480945
If you've already gotten a death threat from hitting on Muslims IRL when you live in a place 1000km away from any city, imagine what it'd be like if you lived in an urban area with these savages abound

You could always move to Europe, but you could get your wish here considering how many Middle Easterners pour into here

>>73481422
Ja, aber ich gehe jetzt schlafen

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>>73478966
>Bogdan
That sounds a little . . . off.

>>73481480
Shoo dann. VERLASSEN SIE MICH

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>>73481280
>>73481282
>Feet guys
I might have taken a pic of two of mine cause everyone kept asking...

>>73481571
>erschaudern

>>73481514

>Bogdan

Ironically it means God given.

>>73481440

Is she even attractive?

>>73481612
Bitte lach nicht

>>73481617
In Turkish Bogdan (Boktan) means shitty, of shit, shit value

>>73481610

That's nice of you

>>73481675
She is.

>>73481610
Show us then you happa slut.

>>73481610
please just drop your discord so I don't have to read your posts or what the other anons who just want to jack off

>>73481697
>Boktan
In 'croatian' bok means hello or side

What's your point ?

>>73480557
Wait what?
>>73481191
B-but how?

>>73481683
Es tut mir leid, aber es ist ein bisschen komisch

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>>73481747

.t anon who just wants to jack off

>>73481786
In Turkish bok/bog means shit. -dan is the "-from" suffi

>>73481612
Ffs I get so happy when americans know german
>>73481610
It's my birthday today bls deliver :^)

>>73481817
Leck meine Hoden und nenn mich adolf

>>73481859
or she could just drop her interpals so she can sift through everyone. Even make a fake interpals account. It's annoying, but I may be the only one who thinks this. Maybe it's also because I'm on the spectrum

>>73481926

This

>>73481926
>>73481943

Because that's just me shitposting because I got a free proxy from kaspersky and I can't really be bothered making interpals tbqh here lads.

>>73482007

You really should do you can get a Green Card :(

>>73481874
Also kann ich Deutsch und rede gern mit anderen
>>73481877
Nein danke, dude

>>73481465
she was actually some insane bitch who grew up here. She was tunisian and my friend as a kid but went to the emirates and came back a total sperg

she tried hit on me or something but I blew her off. She constantly shitted all over canada.

Last straw was when I hit on her sister right in front of her

Still not sure if she was just pulling the spooky muslim card, if she was jealous, meant it literally or all of it.

>>73482043

> She constantly shitted all over canada.

I thought Canadians spoke English

>>73481877
Jawohl mein fuhrer!

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>>73481704
I dont see what guys see in them but eh. I dont think of mine as anything sexual

>>73481874
happy b day anon
http://imgur.com/a/J6HHI

>>73482007
>tfw I was serbian all along

>>73482162

I don't personally care about feet.

Butt is all that matters

>>73482108
>I thought Canadians spoke English

A quarter of them basically don't.

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>>73482182

Soooo, are you a nigger or a muslim ?

>>73482162
:)

Everybody in the world is Serbian. Everybody comes from Serbs in beginning
Ask Jovan Deretic


>>73482208
Yes, well, you for example

>>73482162
>the madwoman actually did it
Thanks! <3
Cute feetsies
This pic is mine so no one can save it or jerk off on it...just saying
>>73482182
Is it your birthday though?

post MENA qt nudes you've acquired

>>73479472
>>73482162
>Cute face
>Cute feet
>wet panties
Are you trying to make me cum femanon?

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>>73482241

I'm white. I don't care about big fat asses like niggers do. I like butts like this

>>73482244

No it's not.

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>>73482241
I feel like venturing to the store to acquire sweets

>>73482244
you're welcome

>>73482332
well im sure its not healthy to hold it in

>>73482499

Get Nestle Tollhouse ULTIMATE cookie dough

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>>73482400
Well at least something good anon

>>73482332
This is you anon on the webm, isn't it ?

>>73482499
Buy Croatian, Support Serbian economy

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>I'm going to sleep
Anyways, was this rude of me? I cant tell I'm autistic

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>>73482541
I'll take a look

>>73482626
this stuff looks awesome
https://landlopers.com/2014/07/08/croatian-desserts

>>73482778
It was slightly blunt desu, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it. Night

>>73482778
But you do need help.

Just not with english ;)

if you like him say you're tired, if you don't...who cares.

>>73482778
Ein bisschen unhöflich, wenn ich ehrlich bin, aber es ist wahrscheinlich okay. Gute Nacht

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>>73482828
he blocked me thats why I feel guilty but desu I shouldnt sperg and stay nice I suppose
>>73482829
what kind of help were you implying? >:^(
Idk I feel guilty quick

>>73482827
That stuff is awesome

love to eat sour cherry strudel

baklava comes in close second. but that shit will kill you if you eat too much

>>73482918
You know exactly what kind of help I'm implying ;)

>>73478933
My Polish qt likes islamophobic memes too

>girl asks for my skype
>starts talking to me about her ex

should I drop her or not

>>73482778
Nah, the Dutch are naturally straight forward. All my relatives are like that.

>>73483598
Try being real and guilt her into sending nudes

>>73483620
>>73483598
>yeah my ex never really sent any nudes, it would really mean a lot to me if you sent them.

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>>73483510

Of course they do. Her promise even says "NO to Islam"

>>73483966

Profile*

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>>73478966
>get horny and want some kinky time with women

>end up feeling like scum and end up spending 5 hours having a semi philosophical chat with a smart qt who I would probably fall for if I don't stop talking to her


the fuck I just want to be a normie

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Lads I lied to my qt. I told her I witnessed the London attack when [spoiler]I didn't[/spoiler]. How disgusting is this?
I feel such guilt and shame.

>>73484117
I'm telling her right now, you monster

>>73484117

Why would you say that

>>73484117
autism

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>>73484140
pls dont
>>73484281
Sympathy points

DON'T JUDGE ME

>>73484117

who gives a fuck

lying to your QT should be second nature

anything to get nudez

>>73483991
Same tbqh.
>>73484304
Teach me sempai.

>>73484303
I have seen terror with my own eyes, now please help me forget the horrors by gazing upon your butt

I honestly regret trying to better my german on interpals because I am having to deal with German people.

It's like talking to autistic robots who aren't coded to get any kind of humor

>>73484605
Talk to other Americans learning German

imo Russians are fun to talk to c:

>>73484117
Say you meant the doctor who episode

>>73479746
A-Anon, there is something you should know..

>>73484605

IP sucks for language

there used to be a site called livemocha similar to interpals but more language focused. You would submit yourself reading in the language you're learning and native speakers would correct your pronunciation.

pretty sure rosetta stone bought it out and it doesn't exist anymore tho. if it does it's just a former shell of what it once was

>>73484303
>>73484304
I made this since I am curious. http://www.strawpoll.me/12728853/r
PLEASE BE AS TRUTHFUL, YOU ARE ANON. NO NEED TO LIE TO US AS WELL.

>>73484714
IT WAS A FUCKING GERMAN WHO SENT THE MESSAGE AS WELL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12728853

Please avoid the other link, as it links to the results. PLEASE VOTE /CP/

>>73484765
What if the London thing has been the only big lie I've said? I'm not that interested in nudes either

Are you using your real name or is this all RP
bit worried

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>>73484781
>I will lie about anything if it gives me a better chance at nudes

To the anon who voted, absolutely devilish

>>73484605
>It's like talking to autistic robots
Maybe thats why I love germans

>>73484801
Slippery slope, you shouldn't lie. Though it has no real long term effects I'd label it a small fib

>>73484804
You can hide your name. I tell my name when I trust them.

>>73484781
If I vote more do I have more chances of winning? :^)
>>73484862
Why tho, is not like they can do that much with it

>>73484862
I guess you use your real picture though, otherwise what's the draw

>>73484716
i want actual conversations with people, to make friends from other countries. Though I suppose it's because I live out in a really rural area and my nearest neighbor is like 15 miles away. I just want to learn and talk. Sadly all the true germans died in WW2 and all the rat cowardly men were allowed to pass their genes along

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>told her I'm going for a bike ride
>actually gonna sleep, I've been awake since she went to bed

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WHY DO AMERICAN WOMEN KEEP VISITING MY PROFILE. YOU ARE WHORES, LEAVE ME ALONE

>>73484975

Same!

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73484804
I do, if someone asks for my name

>>73484975

I've noticed they do this to see all the foreign women talking to you kek

they're jealous sluts

nobody wants american women except sandniggers

everyone wants a handsome american chad tho

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>>73482978
I got some cannolis

>>73484975
kinda rude

>>73485061
it's also true in your case. DON'T REPLY TO MY POSTS FEMALE

>>73485043
Wat
You can see the people that someone talks to by viewing their profile?

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>>73485089
Yeah I was confused by this as well. I hope it's not true because then my korean qt would know that I fibbed about not having yellow fever

>>73485089

they'll look at the comments other women made to you as well as your friends

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>american girl views my profile
>view hers
>her profile was barely made, visiting my profile minutes after she made hers
>her profile has nothing at all on it
>leave
>she views my profile again

FUCK OFF AND WRITE SOMETHING ON YOUR PROFILE SLUT, IM NOT GOING TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE

>>73485148

american women are used to men talking to them first and treating them like goddesses

on IP they're just shadows

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>Qt wants you to show your profile publicly
>she doesn't know about the 20 other female friends
>no male friends

>>73485181
sorry, I mean she wants me to show my friends list publicly

>>73484627
>>73484605
Talk to German Namibians.

>>73485148
It's simple, dude.
Is she attractive? Just send her a message, "Hey, I've noticed you've been visiting my profile a few times, is there anything there that has caught your attention?".

If she's ugly/not worth the hassle, then just block her

Is it true western women care less about looks than men?

>>73485249
NO

>>73485249
lmao

>>73485193
Send me an invite anon. /LETTERS

>>73485249
YES

>>73485249
I would say so, yes, but obviously online is all about looks.

>>73485249
Yes
But then again, I'm not unattractive, so I might be biased.

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>>73485249

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>>73485070
OR WHAT?

>>73485323
Give me a quick rundown on Belgium girls. One keeps messaging and viewing my messages seconds after I hit send. She's pretty qt

So did anyone ever fix qtcrawler?

>>73485331
Or i'll pet my cat angrily and a little on the rough side

>>73485343
Try to add her on whatsapp or sc. She wants the D

>>73485369
You should pet her cat angrily and a little on the rough side if you know what I mean.

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>>73485249
It is true! I care about the poetic heart of the man!

>>73485418
You don't respond to my posts either. Say you're sorry

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>>73485369
do not

>>73483510
Tell me more about this Polish girl.

>>73485439
lmao, what country was this charmer from?

>>73485343
>Belgium girls
Age? """"American culture"""" is jammed through peoples throats here so they have a big boner for the USA 2bh senpai

>qt
>belgium
doubt.jpeg

>>73485544
She's 19, and she's pretty attractive. I have odd standards though. She says she thinks girls who wear leggings are whores though so maybe American culture hasn't gotten too deep in her. I'll change that though

>>73485538
The UK

Too autistic and beta to ever try this. I know Ill just end up embarrassing myself or be humiliated.

>>73485608
I'm just going to throw it out there that he's not British.. Was this the guy that changed his profile? kek

>>73485637
We are pretty nice here if you want critique on your profile, buddy. Join our little culture club, where everyone gets along and we have a bit of banter!

>>73480162
Latins (from brazilians to french etc) are really sweet and accepting, they are the best qties imo.

Slavs are a mix, some humour flirting, others are pretty serious.

Anglos are the same

Asians either talk occasionally to me or ignore me

>>73485592
Well leggings arent common here.

>19
Still time to mold her to your will. I hope for you that she isnt in Uni or College now :^)

Please stop looking at my profile.

>>73485670
DELET

>>73485685
Nope

>>73485181
Dun goofed

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>>73485645
What are u talking about he is british :^)
And no

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>>73485882
>ich kann kein Englisch
Kek

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>>73485469

Not him

But I see how it is, you don't want to talk to me.. so I'm just stuck with a wumpus..

>open interpals
>aww yeah a message
>immediately reply
>check the time
>turns out you replied in less than a minute
FUUARK
She doesn't think I'm too desperate does she?

I think I really like this Pole. It's sad that I am unsure if things will go anywhere

>>73485469
Already did. She's purring like an engine. I hope you're happy with what you did. Do not respond or she'll get the comb.

Someone who's around 26 years or so needs to do this thick caramel ass some justice.
https://www.interpals.net/beauty_26

All of us men should stick together and befriend eachother. That way if our qt's ask for us to publicly show our profiles we have a bunch of male friends. It'd also be nice if we measured eachothers penis sizes and talked about how much we aren't homosexual for liking occasional buttsex.

>>73486394

>All of us men should stick together and befriend eachother.

We already are doing that.

Post profile

>>73486344
you monster.

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>>73486086
fine.. If you can put up with my rambling

>>73480622
70yo jap granny?? god i hate to be human being

>>73486438

I don't care as long as I'm not busy

>>73486409
Count me in niggers
https://www.interpals.net/tman4th

>>73486415
That's it. She's getting the comb

>>73486450
>>73480622
My God, was it Setsuko? Is her Prince actually from here?

>ladyboy messages me

what the hell do I do with this thing

>>73486146
Unless you don't keep doing that nah I don't think so

>>73486533
Burn him at the fucking stake

Question to korean/japanese fakes here...do you use a picture of an average looking guy instead of the typical korean twink or are those profiles of koreans/japnese who are average looking real?
>>73486394
This

>russian female profile says she doesn't use a real picture because she is shy
>has a link to her facebook with her real picture

Nice try, Ivana!

>>73478966
>>73478966
>merely visit Korean girls profiles
>hundreds of messages
>talk to Japs
>1 or 2 replies
fuck...

>>73486666
least you got those sexy quads brazilbro

>>73486533
i've chatted with an urgayan trap she(?)'s the coolest person that i've met on ip

>>73486689
hmu wit dat profile yo

>>73486666
Guarantee you I could get any of the Korean girls on this site just because I'm a tall white guy going into the Navy. Not that I'd want to though

>>73486721
i don't have now and she's not even 100% trap yet though but i'm sure you can find her on ip

>>73486789
You just made an enemy for life pal, I'm fighting for the Norks in ww3

>>73486517
Yes it was definitely Setsuko

>>73486685
thanks breh

>>73486741
That's the point, I don't care about gook girls too, I just want a qt Jap ffs.

hello

>>73486843
Damn, I feel sad as fuck but at the same time...I need to see it.

>>73486382
Here you go
http://imgur.com/a/3LybM

Wouldn't show her ass

>>73486846
You're right. Jap girls are the best. But they never reply to me unless they're neet :(

>>73486870
Damn son how'd you do that so fast

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>>73486870
MUMMY

All you guys go one about turks, but I literally never get replies. Everyone else I normally get replies. Are turks only interested in taking to europeans?

Also, what is a decent chat app to use that does not require giving number away?

>>73486855
I didn't save them, this was quite a while ago now but that was 100% her. She was a slut.

>>73486848
Hello Lithuania.

>>73486935
Kik messenger.

>>73486935
Were you on any of the lord of the rings movies?

>>73486935
Turkish girls want my superior BWC (Big White Cock)

>>73486916
just b urself

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>>73486870
wtf

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>>73486846
Japs are even worse than Koreans, their English is like pic related and they barely say anything, the worse part is that they stop talking to you pretty quickly.

>>73486942
She used to cry her sadness to me every night because of her prince, I got pissed and we fought. The fact that she was old and in love with the guy who was 19~ was already weird but she's also married, to think she sent nudes somehow doesnt surprise me.
I remember she told me before that sometimes they would sext.

>>73486988
She hasn't replied :(

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>>73486988
b.e urself or be urself?

>>73486899
;_;
I wish you luck with them bro...

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>>73486870
does it make me a cuck if I touch my peepee to this?

>>73487244
Yes. It's not even hot.

>>73487007
She sounds fucking insane. I never got to know her well but what the hell.

Saw my dad on interpals posting on some 19 year old SEAs profile saying she is sexy

My Mom died so I showed him the website to make some friends and to fill some time but :/

>>73487761
lmao he's one of those old dudes who comment on every girls wall

Im falling in love with a qt

Is this normal? She fucking amazing

>>73487761
>being mad at your dad for looking at prime pussy

an ungrateful bastard you are, this man made you and provided for you all your life and you don't want him to at least have a bit of fun? kys fucking riceface

>>73487844
Don't fall in love anon. Nothing ever comes of it. You just waste your time and a few months later you never want to speak to her again.

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>>73488033
>fallen in love
>visited her already 2 times
>she will come to me this summer
>mfw

>>73487979
Not mad, would almost be proud but they're younger than me

Anyone have any experience with mountain jew girls?

I am very glad to meet you of as my eternity partner for life.please how are you doing,I hope you are great as i am all days a head i pray to God to give me a beautiful and God fearing lady who i can be with her till eternity .I am very happy to meet you as the one my heart wishes.

Wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

Had the most sophisticated catfishing yet, apoke to me for 2 days before asking me to visit dhahrlfriends.cn or whatever

hiiiiiiiiiii dear
asl plz

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>>73488097
>fallen in love
>about to visit for the second time
>possibility of her coming to me next year or so
>mfw

>tfw no Russian gf

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Interpals seems to be more populated now, also it doesn't look so buggy. Haven't been on for over a year, might make an account soon

>>73493779
It's kinda sorta got better

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IP is a special place

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>>73494248
laughing out loud lads

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>>73494390
don't you know about the 7 levels???

>>73494248
>>73494390
>>73494417
What the hell? lmao

>>73494248
>>73494390
>>73494417
Where is this person from?

So how do you ask for nudes? I think my qt likes me but it's too awkward to ask for them.

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>>73494539
>>73494735
ukraine, just some bitch who thinks she's above everyone else because she does yoga and think about if we live in a simulation.
reminder if you do any of these things you're primitive and she wouldn't even look at you in the street if you were bleeding out.

>>73494742
I've had years of experience of asking/manipulating girls over the internet.
It's very easy.

You need them to make them feel special.
Not outright demanding nudes.
But say you want to spice things up a little bit.
Say you want to see if you are special to her and you want to see more of her.
Don't be specific.
They will send boobs usually.

Women are so easy to manipulate.

>>73495669

I'd say, I'm just looking forward to Vladimir annexing the rest of your country so you can be reeducated.

>>73495669
She seems pretty based

>>73495833
Thanks man. Would it work if she only liked me as a friend of her tho? I do want her nudes but I'd hate to make things awkward desu.

>>73496259
What does it matter if things get awkward? This is not an unicorn, there are plenty girls.
If you just want to stay friends obviously do not ask for nudes.

>>73495833
>Say you want to see if you are special to her and you want to see more of her

How long would I need to know her? And does writing coherent english sentences raise my chance of getting pictures?

>>73496346
>How long would I need to know her?
It depends on the girl and you. I wouldn't do it within the first few days, but there are guys who have gotten some within hours of talking to girls.

>And does writing coherent english sentences raise my chance of getting pictures?
It depends on with whom you're speaking. I'm impressed when girls are really good at English, but I also find it cute when they're not so good. I suppose chicks feel the same

>>73496201
no she's full on autistic

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>>73481044
Pic
Sin =/= apostasy

>>73496738
Is she at least good looking?

>>73496346
How long?
Depends on how you were talking with her before.
If it was without flirting and only being friendly I would not bother after more than 2 weeks.

>And does writing coherent english sentences raise my chance of getting pictures?
It can never hurt when you don't write like an Indian or a baboon

>>73479884
beggaresses can't be chooseresses

>>73497337
Egyptian, hand over the new black qts profiles you have found on your quests.

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When you're having a conversation with a cutie and you see them in the search option deal, does that mean they closed out of the conversation you were having with them?

>puts 3 out of 4 bars for English
>can barely string a sentence together or understand the simple questions I ask

How common is it for people to do this?

>>73497957
It just means they're online

>>73498102
If they're Asian pretty common

>>73498102
common

Why are you fags worshipping this ugly cat girl lmao

It's a good sign if a cutie keeps going back to and viewing your profile right?

>>73498657
Yes. Just talk to her

>>73498758
Oh, I am, but it seems that every time she replies she has to view me again, although she does take forever to reply.

>>73498785
It could be that she's looking for stuff on your profile to talk about or that she just wants to look at your pictures when she's talking to you. It's a good sign in any case

I never knew muslim girls were so cute and kind!

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>>73499280
Careful they don't blow you up though mate