Asuka a shit edition
No canadians allowed
>>73069530
I want to hug that doll
>>73069548
CANADA BTFO'D
Good edition
this is nice board
>>73069530
Literal shit taste
Asuka is best girl.
Rei >>> the rest
>>73069568
>constantly yelling at everyone
>a bitch
>mommy issues
>slag
no
very scared fellas, there's a bad storm in town. my power went out for a minute
>>73069539
I thought Taiwan isn't Chinese why would they speak Mandarin?
Not surprising that the new mexico anon who doesnt have any friends because he is a social retards likes women with no personality.
>>73069568
Rei literally is cuter and has a better personality than bitchcunt Asuka
>>73069596
>Since then, Mandarin has been established as a lingua franca among the various groups in Taiwan
I guess it's just Hong Kong then, my bad
>>73069568
go away rhonda
>>73069599
Don't worry, Trump will deport the storms soon.
Is this what one would call a thot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmERFMTSNKc
>>73069622
>Rei has a personality
>waah this fictional character is superior to this
might do another asthma attack
I'm a rather attractive 19 year old Chinese girl and I'm far more valuable than you when you factor in China's sex ratio LMAO
(came to America for welfare and guns)
>>73069655
I thought you were better than this Suomi
>>73069641
no, she doesnt look particularly slutty. just basic
is this your arranged woman?
>>73069675
please be my gf
guys the simpsons managed to make something that isn't complete shit for the first time in well over a decade
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488027395982.webm
bumble or tinder?
>>73069677
what do you mean?
fedora posting tier posts?
>>73069678
Yeah. I asked my dad what her name is and found her through his coworkers Facebook.
>>73069675
>I'm a rather attractive 19 year old Chinese girl
proofs?
>>73069675
LONDON
>>73069675
>came to America for welfare and guns
Why not just go to Canada, you can still get some guns there
daaaahnalsun
>>73069697
yes
www.adultswim.com%2Fvideos%2Fstreams
Rick and morty april fools shit
>>73069675
你不是中国人。
>>73069675
pics please please please please
>>73069699
she isnt ugly, i'd be weirded out by the fact that her dad is arranging dates for her
>Reddit and Morty
>>73069727
so you dont think arguing about fictional characters on a Inuit cave painting forum is not dumb?
even though asuka is better but still
Lethbridge is the best city in Canada.
>comfy weather
>mountains nearby
>mormons (and by extension mormon gfs)
>conservative but not the retarded kind
>cool bridge
take the Lethbridgepill
>>73069744
If her dad is anything like mine, he doesn't want his daughter to "marry down" (AKA marrying a nonwhite)
>>73069756
This.
Also, bye /cum/
>>73069688
Better one
https://youtu.be/tJqEUg9dRzs
>>73069772
bye rhonda
>>73069769
Is that picture the famed Leth Bridge I have heard so much about?
>>73069769
rather have the Mennonites around then mormons
>>73069548
THIS IS OUR GENERAL PERU NOT YOURS
>>73069769
>conservative but not the retarded kind
So the "reee fuck off gubmint" kind or something else?
>>73069766
>even though asuka is better
What trash opinion is this
also yes i think it's dumb but so is everything else we talk about on /cum/
>>73069610
Taiwan speaks
1) Mandarin
2) Taiwanese
3) Hakka
4) 13 or so indigenous languages
Everyone speaks Mandarin bc so many people came here from the mainland over the past couple centuries.
I think learning Chinese is difficult but obv ymmv. Some people are better at learning languages than others. The structure is not too different from English but if you are tone deaf/ can't remember lots of little ideograms then its probably going to be more difficult.
>>73069771
i guess huwites are rare in new mexico
do you reckon she's be dicked down by pablo or jamal yet?
>>73069812
Thank you. I was thinking about learning it as a third language.
>>73069808
tfw too smart to post on cum
>>73069769
my friend went to lethbridge for a baseball tournament and said it was boring
>>73069812
Switch back to Taiwanese then. Speaking Mandarin is being the mainland's cuck.
>>73069844
your friend is a communist sympathizer
>>73069844
you are fake news
>>73069842
/cum/ is just relaxing to me.
Ahem
>>73069853
i believe him desu
>>73069807
kinda
>>73069852
you commie
>>73069860
yeah its the comfiest thread on int
>>73069868
hide me you retard and stop asking for you's
Maple syrup eh?
Is anyone else here watching one of the greatest shows of all time?
https://youtu.be/CHMKI7FQiPI
>>73069881
Im the most anti-commie person here
Joseph Mccarthy is one of my heroes
@73069886
Not on my watch motherfucker
Get me THICC pussy
guys a mod was the first post in my thread on /spa/ look
>>>/spa/30640
>>73069909
that's exactly what a commie would say to try to blend in
>>73069816
42% of Albuquerque is non-Hispanic white, so we're whiter than most cities in California.
>do you reckon she's be dicked down by pablo or jamal yet?
Doubtful.
New samurai jack kino in 15 minutes
http://www.watchtoonamionline.com/
>/>>73069927
Hiroshimoot waits until April Fools day is almost over to finally merge boards
fucking gooks
>>73069940
so if almost half of the males and most of the middle class ones in the city are white why is she getting her daddy to arrange dates for her
seems weird, unless youre just both autists
NEED a ginger gf buds
Not impressed. They are just trying to capitalize on 80s revival/ vaporwave trends (missed that boat by a good couple of years).
The guest animator gags are usually pretty cool but couldn't get me to watch an entire episode of Simpsons
We have a retard on the loose boys
>>73069924
heres another
i know you like em
power went out again and the street is overflowing good. this is it bud
I miss Louisiana
I wanna go back again goddamnit
>>73070017
hamsters >>>/out/
>>73070004
can i have your pokemon cards when you die
>>73069894
Rewatching it desu
>>73070015
I really wanna go to Louisiana
Hamster
>>73069973
Or maybe our parents both just like having a lot of control over their kid's lives. I'm not a creep so I didn't go digging around her facebook profile.
>>73069983
Cute!
>>73070039
>>73070004
dibs on his toaster
>>73070052
sorry for posting anime
consider it shitposting
>>73070056
>Or maybe our parents both just like having a lot of control over their kid's lives.
Again, weird
You're both adults right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-paNWy6HPw
Post whatever you're listening too rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdaMPZtLd_c
>>73070115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
>>73070102
No some adults are just autistic
I remember when I was 17 my uncle from Montana called us in the middle of the night and tried to hook me up with some 15 year old girl that lived in his small ass town. No fucking clue what he was thinking or what the reasoning behind that was
>>73070144
>no tendies category
>>73070115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bdOefF_tyU
>>73070144
>Five guys up top
My nigga
>>73070146
He called his nephew on the east coast to set him up with the 15 year in his town?
Anon, he wanted to fuck the girl, so he rang you up for you to do it so he could live vicariously through you
>>73070144
i walked into a kfc in new york
only black people there i turned 360 (not the console)
and walked away
>>73070102
I mean we can both legally drink alcohol. Also, again maybe the "marrying down" thing I said applies not just to nonwhites but the social ladder in general. My dad and his coworkers are pretty stuck up.
>>73070144
>no culver's
>everything in that pizza column
>popeye's that low
>>73070211
Popeye's is shit
>>73070207
where does your dad work? that girl looks basic, like she's working class
>>73070144
>no carls jr
>>73070144
Is Inn and Out really that diff from McDonalds
I mean they are both thin meat paddies on a bun
>>73070196
I went to a KFC in Toledo and those mother fuckers charged me .25c per sauce. Only 2 free ones for a 20$ bucket of chicken.
>>73070049
I wanna lazily stroll the streets of the French Quarter while listening to the faint sounds of jazz, and then eating like a prince at Cafe du Monde again
I miss New Orleans I miss Baton Rouge and Shreveport and Lafayette ooooh how I miss Louisiana
>>73070192
I've only met him three times and he hadnt talked to me for maybe a year before he called. He knew I was going to college soon too, weird guy
>>73070234
In n out is at least 10 times better than Mcdonalds
I should slap you for even comparing the 2
>Is Inn and Out really that diff from McDonalds
>>73070220
t. kfc nigger
>>73070234
>Is Inn and Out really that diff from McDonalds
I will literally shank you.
>>73070234
>I mean they are both thin meat paddies on a bun
In-N-Out just uses better quality ingredients, puts more time into making their burgers, plus a LOT less salt.
It all adds up to a much better meal tbqh
>>73070234
they sold even fucking meal packs, for 40 dollars or something
who the fuck buys this shit for your family?
fucking 40 dollars worth of shitty food with all sorts of deserts and shit??
>>73070256
>Koon Fried Chickun
Miss me with that weak shit
>>73070241
visit quebec
How the fuck do we nuke Taiwan as soon as possible
has anyone been in hungary?
what the fug will i do there
>>73070288
my favourite province <3
>>73070307
what province are you from?
*spanks a canadian*
benis
>>73070318
are we back?
Thank god that damn trip is gone
its over
I miss /vint/ already
>>>/vlit/
That was probably the worst experience I've had one this website
well that was awful
wtf, so we went back in ...board...time?
Out of curiosity I poked my head at /v/ to ensure they weren't going to organize a raid
Almost all of it is being really sad /vint/ is over
Faggots
>>73070501
It was all a bad dream
test
>>73070512
There are going to be some stragglers here but I'm sure they'll fuck back off to /v/ after a little while
that wasnt fun
why were we even combined
i mean april fools was over anyway
I missed my reddit flag
i hope we can all just forget everything when we wake up tomorrow
wew. glad that's over
Childhood is liking Rei
Young adulthood is liking Asuka
Maturity is realizing they're both cartoons characters who will never fill the pit in your heart
Almost thought chink moot would end up resetting the board and the post numbers would be small
Also hope that janny was/is under a lot of stress
>>73070571
>implying we wont have waifu bots within the next decade
>>73070556
no clue honestly, our boards had nothing to do with each other, not even opposites
we are we are
(we are we are)
the youth of the nation
>>73070539
that's a nice one
i need to get more anzus
someone in the /vint/ thread said I was faggy and there;s no way to tell who
>anzu posting in the year 2017
just called someone in the /vint/ thread faggy and he has no way of telling who
>>73070588
hmmmm yes quite exquisite
>>73070615
who indeed?
we're the kids
we're the kids
we're the kids in america
>>73070624
>rei a shit
>posts best girl eating worst girl
2 cunts guessed my redditflag
will never know how to be honest
>>73070615
They tried to impersonate me so I tripped and then they started calling me meanie bobeanie names
>>73070615
[spoiler]me[/spoiler]
>>73070664
>how to spot the /v/ermin
>paha "my pooper takes more sausage than a bratwurst festival in Germany" Sapa
>>anzu posting in the year 2017
>>73070631
I may have a lead.
>>73070626
excuse me sir, can you come with me for questioning?
>>73070659
I was impersonating conway to tell people that I am great
>>73070664
another lead! please sir step this way for questioning
i wonder how long the crossover boards will stay active for
might actually be a neat experiment, seeing what sort of posters and discussions continue in those places long after things have gone back to normal
/vint/ is delet
>>73070676
[spoiler]>implying[/spoiler]
I wonder if we got any newfriends though
i hate anz- cockroaches
>>73070653
>posts best girl eating worst girl
you mean worst girl choking to death trying to devour best girl?
>>73070653
I wish it were the other way around, yes
>>73070656
one of them was me, and I was quite confident with my guess
>>73070695
[spoiler]it was congay in the catalog with a poolstick[/spoiler]
>>73070742
I mean exactly what I said
That utterly exhausted me
Goodnight buds
I hope you sleep well, and in the morning forget this horrible mistake of a night
>>73070747
how
anzu is a 9.999/10 at the very least
>>73070775
you fell for it
>>73070781
theres an overabundance of Penn, flags and most people were namefagging
>>73070753
uh oh. but he is friend... I have been betrayed
>>73070736
banning you from /cum/ now
>>73070781
didn't seem like a sissy Californian and Pennsylvania came to mind first
>>73070793
admittedly she does have pretty cute legs
*unironically makes a post*
>mergefags derail it
yup
>>73070775
I really like this image. I can't edit it to make it washington like.
I wish I could edit. next semester I'm taking a multimedia content creation class. maybe then I can do it
>>73070827
>>73070857
bruh its not that hard to learn photoshop
>>73070836
>pic VERY related
>>73070857
I'll do it for you
>>73070827
yes quite
>>73070827
>she
>>73070872
oh wait I fucked up
>>73070889
literally anorexic
thicc has ruined me
>>73070827
>pretty cute legs
>>73070901
now THAT is a skelly
>>73070877
can I trust you to not make it me being gay?
>>73070919
mmmmmm no
>>73070900
if you're not attracted to this you're nonwhite
>>73070917
it was taken in the 1930s
just realized I don't make any non-anzu or non-milk posts anymore.
What went wrong?
>>73070932
I didnt know roaches had perfected time travel
don't bully skellies
>>73070926
oh. I'm not that
had a gun in my mouth earlier tonight /cum/, I was too scared to do it. death is just too scary. Is there an afterlife? Does everything just end and everything you were ceases to exist for eternity? Is there reincarnation? We just don't know.
>>73070966
I do, but I refuse to tell you.
I got some cool pics from /vint/
1/3
I'm so fucking glad /int/ is back to normal
>>73070980
2/3
making a pretty picture in ms paint buds
>>73070996
3/3
didn't get any rare spideys
>>73070966
LOL there is no afterlife. You only have one life.
>LOL there is no afterlife. You only have one life.
>>73071029
Please prove to me that there is
You have a chance right now to convert me to your cause
>>73071029
quintessential post
>>73071053
i don't care
>>73071063
When you're turned away from the gates of heaven they will show you this post and say "you had once chance to save this person and you failed"
>>73071082
That would actually be hilarious
Ate at olive garden today.
I'm usually not too picky about food, but it was just so bad.
I'm thinking about getting a a masters in teaching. should I?
in two years I'll have a BA in Political Science. I would like to run for local office eventually but I can't do that right out of college.
the masters would take one year and it's only taking 3 to get the BA so after 4 years of school total I'll have a Masters degree. my mom was showing me the pay scale for the district she teachers at. if I had a masters I could make $55,000 a year to start with and after 16 years that would be around $97,000 a year which is pretty good. plus teaching has crazy good job security. you only can get fired if you do something illegal.
should I do that?
>>73071191
Well do you want to do it?
>>73071191
I always imagined being a history teacher could be pretty comfy
>>73071244
depends if the students are dumbfucks like the ones in mine
>>73071191
Teaching is a very stressful job, classroom management is a bitch and you have adult homework. It's the occasional kid that's actually very interested in the subject you teach that keeps you going
t. English teacher at a high school
Lads is 62 degrees and i wish i had a heater inhome.
Idk how you snowniggers do it.
>>73071191
Sounds good. Make sure you know what you're getting into though, it would suck to be somewhere you aren't happy
>>73071281
Do you teach Beowulf
>>73071288
I cant believe you used fahrenheit you fucking cuck
>Lads
>>73071332
Most like im not retarded and i know how to go from celcius to farenheit in my mind.
>>73071288
more clothing dummie
>I use commie units to measure temperature
>american special snowflake syndrome 101
>>73071350
Im on my frienfs house and we are doing nothing because we all overate and now feel sleepy.
>>73071237
>Well do you want to do it?
yeah I think it would be fun. plus I'm in my college drumline and I would like to help out at a highschool drumline
plus summers off
>>73071244
yeah I think it would be. I would do Government and History.
>>73071281
hmm. I think I have a pretty good idea of the stresses because my mom is a teacher and talks about it a lot. she's elementary though and I would do highschool. and my older brother is going to school for elementary ed
plus the school I would go has a really good ed program.
>>73071294
I think I'm "hip" enough for the kids of today
>>73071378
Belize and Jamaica are our only true friends.
>>73071378
Globalist shill
I think /mu/ is doing this long running joke where they pick the shittiest rap albums imaginable and shill them as AOTY
>>73071433
america will submit to the international standard
>>73071445
Or maybe people just have different opinions on music. No, that can't be it.
>>73071488
All opinions are wrong unless they are mine
>>73071488
no, Its like they sift through any even remotely decent albums and pick the most illegible, garbage trap they can find and praise it as the next kendrick
>i take rap seriously
>>73071514
give examples, i haven't browsed /mu/ in years
>My friends have fallen for the vape meme
Fuck sakes this shit is so obnoxious and retarded.
>>73071550
>soundcloud rapper trying to viral his bullshit
>>73071550
are you seriously throwing a tantrum over a single 7 hour thread with 15 posts about a soundcloud album
>>73071598
no, that was an example, like he asked
>>73071605
is there a better example?
>>73071618
Im trying to remember the name of this guy they were shilling like 3 days ago, it started with an X I think
my parents are visiting and they just told me this story
>my 2nd cousin is like 29 or something
>drinks a lot
>smokes a lot
>we always see her outside this pizza place that has a bar
>she is always smoking and smells like alcohol
>a few months ago we were at a wedding
>she was absolutely wasted
>last week friday she started feeling extreme pain
>thought she had an ulcer
>went to the hospital
what do you think happened?
>>73071720
did she eat the wedding cake statue
well I went back 4 days in history and I cant find anything
never mind I guess
>>73071741
no. she gave birth
>>73071756
what
>>73071778
she didn't know she was pregnant
>>73071857
how fat is your cousin
lads
Lads
LAAADS
>>73071874
not even that fat. I mean she had a beer belly but she wasn't huge
need a new game to play buds...
Need a nigger gf
>>73071972
Blood(DOS)
>>73071972
you can play with my penis
>>73071972
steep
>>73071972
spelunky
Reminder that im a cute trap
>>73072051
t. Ubisoft
>>73072089
>>73072143
its actually the best skiing game ive ever played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq6MsTM55LI
there still free tables on april 9th.
should i make a booking request?
it's like 65 bucks or something for a 5 course menu
might just wanna make a booking for two and use that pull a hot date
Bump rate.
>new season of trailer park boys
why do they keep beating this dead horse?
admittedly i find myself sitting here watching it though...
>>73071720
she has aids
https://twitter.com/Pimptresss_/status/846216170755805184
https://twitter.com/TheCal1287/status/846778650913595393
it's really funny how both /a/ and /v/ came to hate canadians in just a few short hours
Can I immigrate to america or is it full?
>>73075285
You can't because you're not MeJican.
What was that? Oh, no no! You have mistaken me for one of those involuntary virgins. No, I am an ascetic of human flesh--beauty. Yes, it is very spiritual. Nay, have I ever attempted to bed a lass, it would undo years of focusing my mind's inner eye. I cannot have failed at what would be succumbing to base desires, a vice, nor do I seek aimlessly to accumulate assets. The shade of these subterranean walls is my sanctum so that one flame may toil and rage against the enveloping vice of the world.
>>73075301
But I have to go there for school? Please kraut? I really would like to become a well behaved and well integrated citizen of the United States of America.
should i get persona 5
never played one before
>>73075509
Get an escort instead and get your dick wet for a change.
>>73075349
> I really would like to become a well behaved and well integrated citizen of the United States of America.
you will always be a ratchet arab skank
Consider my cranial almonds activated.
Food for thought: Paying each African American 100 thousand dollars over the course of 10 years to bugger off to Africa would save America money almost immediately.
>euros asking ameri-anons if they can immigrate instead of just asking an immigration agency of the U.S
Fucking embarrassing
>>73075811
>implying any Nigger would leave
they'd buy an Escalade and diamond grills, blow the rest on Popeye's
>>73075823
they have better chance finding a spouse on here than winning the green card lottery
>>73075872
Literally wouldn't mind marrying a nice American gal and settling with her as I work a 9 to 5 job for the UNION.
Would be willing to do another 3 year apprenticeship in a high demand field.
>>73075872
>spouse
....Like, a girl? here? in /cum/?
>>73075859
Dem 24"s ain't payin themselves.
reeee just saw that there's a concert i'd LOVE to go to in taipei on the 19th but i'm on xiaoliuqiu succin toes that day
f u c k
>>73075937
uncle sam doesnt discriminate
>>73075915
idk why you would want to immigrate to america
australia and canada are superior
>>73075969
canada seems to be more stringent with immigration
also it looks rather boring idk never bothered with it so all i know is that there toronto and vancouver and a fuckload of nothing
would rather eat steaming dog shit than live in australia, fucking disgusting accent
>>73076036
Australia is shitty too.
No culture, abos, dumb accent, skin cancer and terrible heat. If I want my house to burn down every year, I could simply set it on fire myself.
>>73076036
really irrational and stupid reason for not living in australia, its one of the best developed countries in the world. their accent is like a nasally cockney accent. its not beautiful, but its fine, so long as its not spoken too loudly.
Canada is more stringent with immigration, its extremely hard to get into the new world unless you have family here or a job offer.
Toronto and Vancouver have less interesting nightlife than montreal, and Canada has amazing nature everywhere except the prairies.
took a poop
it was soft and mushy
>>73076107
yeah but it's like 50°C all year round
fuck that
>>73076170
victoria has milder weather iirc
20-30 range with frequent precipitation
>>73076290
But then there's still Australians with their disgusting accent.
Shit continent.
>>73069530
Evangelion a shit
>>73076762
>>73076762
>>73076783
Thread was deleted :(
awooooooo
i don't think i'll ever be able to shake this addiction
>>73076999
don't awoo
>>73077085
awooooooooooooooooo
awooo awooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
>>73070144
Sonic != food
310 lol
>>73077850
311 lol
>>73069530
Rei is a good girl.
>>73078404
>>73078404
>>73078404
BTFO
T
F
O
>>73078417
literally couldnt even get any sleep because my asshole roommates kept inviting people over all night
*invites even more people at night*
no compensation
>a japanese depiction of an aztec goddess is not international related
>>73078847
>jannies confirmed in hating mexicans
STOP RACISM
novi
>>73079564
>>73079564
>>73078654
NORMIES
>>73079569
he's on a roll
Yo janny, smoke a blunt man, chill out