Late night feast edition
Racists are dumb
niggers are dumb
JUICY BITS
>>73068697
:^)
god save 'er
I'm times past, no amount of coin would convince a witcher to take this contract...
...Times have changed
Dad just emailed me a picture of a golliwog
lauren
There has always been an England, an older England, which was sweeter, purer, where the hay smelled better and the weather was always springtime and the daffodils blew in the gentle warm breezes. You feel a nostalgia for it in Chaucer, and you feel it all throughout Shakespeare.
Dad just emailed me a picture of a ballsack
>>73069263
looks autistic but yummy
>girl on interpal says "Hey!"
>heart starts pounding
Christ my life.
On the other hand
>from a mud country
>doesn't accept messages from Israel
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
name a better scene in any move at all
(you cannot)
>1st set of chimes end
>2nd set begin
>eastwood enters
>lock eyes
>DUM DUM DUM DUUUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUM DUMMMMMMMM
wish i were raised muslim so i wouldn't feel this aching desire for a jewish gf to breed with
i think thomas ligotti had a point desu lads
i would honestly love to be dead
>>73069336
Ever so slightly racist lad
>>73069263
> before I had a job
> parents go BALLISTIC at the slightest transgression and enforce strict punishments for honest mistakes
> after I got a job
> start contributing $200/month to the household budget
> parents are very understanding and don't seem to care if I have little fuck ups (which literally everyone has from time to time)
>>73069336
that England was murdered in 1707 and the culprit is Scotland
watching the oilers
>>73069363
redpill me on this guy
>>73069361
>>73069396
anyone remember the cuckio meme
fuck this image sums up what us brits are like...just carry on eh??
>>73069383
People seem to forget, but Scotland annexed England, not the other way around.
The capital only stayed in London because it was by far the most important city on the island.
The UK is a Scottish-led union.
honest work and the love of a good woman
>>73069416
we've been flanderized
yes...yes good goy
thats it just keep calm and carry on
do not think independently
>>73069416
>le stiff upper lip and le keep calm and carry on xDD!!!
Reddit.
gf just telegraphed me this
>The two countries had shared a monarch since the Union of the Crowns in 1603, when King James VI of Scotland inherited the English throne from his double first cousin twice removed, Queen Elizabeth I.
>double first cousin twice removed
now they're just making it up
post internet speeds
>>73069291
>>73069291
>>73069291
well the crippingly low self-esteem has been the main reason i haven't asked anybody out before.
but for the past four months i've been worrying about hepc. in fact, ironically, the night before the incident occurred i had actually set up a date on tinder to go ice-skating.
but once i was exposed to hepc positive blood, there was no point in me asking anybody out until i found out the results.
so if it comes back negative, then i'm gonna be so fucking happy and i'll get back into the dating world probably.
>>73069411
proper creasing, dumb white people
>>73069432
we've been what?
>>73069452
>stiff upper lip
nowt wrong with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKQx3EV2NF4
>dad says "you drank those four beers already?"
>"wow that's a lot of wine"
i mean wtf it's saturday night.
lonely saturday night choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ3jxiiU-og
>>73069452
>>73069445
>>73069432
part of being british is just carrying on in face of adversity...the terrorists want us to divide ourselves.
I think I'm developing a brain problem lads. I can't focus on my studies and I keep using the internet to cope with my lack of a social circle.
>>73069472
>Kipling
bit racist lad
might do an ol' 'cide
no reason to live
>>73069461
>>73069497
what makes you say that? there's so many reasons to live. food, alcohol, weed, sex/porn. why would you want to give that up?
>>73069478
>>73069478
challenge him to a fight
>>73069488
we are already deeply divided
29 people liked my profile picture lads
post the pastas of the britaboo yank arguing with his dad
haitiANO
punching power is diabolical
honestly reckon I'm throwing canelo-tier slugs at the moment, slowly and deliberately packed on so much core muscle over the last year
>>73069514
he's 73 tho
>>73069504
delete this
how long does it take you to download a movie? takes me about 2 hours
>>73069488
brits literally sent four generations off to freeze to death looking for a cheap way to china lol
>>73069524
isn't it his mum
where he's calling him mum a stupid bint
genuinely howled at those
>>73069552
good, you aren't at risk
>>73069554
i don't ever really download movies
>she was the one who started the conversation
>asks me how my day was
>I do a sad whinge
>20 minutes and no reply
That's my lesson learnt then
>watching simpsonwave playing risk on /mlpol/ at 3:30am at home on a sat night not even high
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
gonna wank to pregnant gangbang lads brb
#teamzombie
>>73069597
link
>>73069578
>saying anything other than "ye fine hbu"
lrn2normie faget
>>73069592
You've become literally me
>>73069597
degenerate
>>73069532
>this retarded snownigger is still randomly mentioning me in this general
>>73069555
The North-West passage was always a pipe dream. The only reason they kept sending settlers to this frozen wasteland was because of the fur trade.
That's why Canadian High Schools focus on the Hudson Bay Company so much. This country wouldn't exist if it weren't for beaver pelts.
>>73069465
just realised I read it wrong
thought you said "if it turns out I DO have hepc ill definitely go out and talk to women"
sorry haha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r56ELh9Fqx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r56ELh9Fqx
rate don't hate mate
16 degrees on monday lads
shiiiett time to break out the factor 50
>>73069494
Me 3-4 years ago
>>73069578
iktf, i have a tendency to be too open
Might have a drink of the ol' cide'
>>73069632
I love it
business idea: leaf pelts
bumble any good?
>>73069461
You are like babby now I show you brazil tier internet
The All-Canadian Fur Trapper
>>73069676
pretty based 2bh
literally cannot get pissed on beer anymore
had like 8 (know thats not a lot) but i feel exactly the same as I did after my third
>>73069513
none of those are reasons to live or bring happiness on their own
>>73069621
>Uruguay
More like "Your a gay" lol
>>73069682
the important question is how in what time frame you've drank them. 8 in an hour will get you pissed, but 8 over the course of an evening might only get you buzzed.
used to always moon people when I was younger
was very.. CHEEKY of me
but then i stopped because one time my mate saw my asshole hole and i got embarrassed
Oh my god! There's poo in my bum!!!
>>73069676
>>73069681
>>73069626
yes, but no. they did think there was a way through, so they kept at it. admire the sheer hard-headedness of it tbqh
>>73069707
gigd
>>73069686
well would you rather me mention family or G-d?
>>73069613
>>73069644
Should I say "apologies if I was too open"?
i upset the gf's feelings too frequently tbqh
>>73069704
you are correct
i guess i had 8 in 4ish hours which isn't alot
4 in an hour would prolly getme pissed desu
can never drink beer that rapidly on my own
>>73069687
dumb snownigger
i know you don't have your own imageboard (even hispanics have an imageboard) but you have your own general here, go be an insufferable nimroid there and stop posting haitiano like a parroting retard
still can't believe Robin Williams died desu
>drinking anything but what i like
>political ideology catgirls is kill
>>73069717
There actually is a North West passage, it's just really shit and almost impossible to use.
They though there was a way from the Hudson Bay straight to the Pacific.
>>73069779
sverigetråden is dead
>>73069742
no that comes across as beta, just ask her something different and/or change the subject
was at a sleepover and the mom made me call my mom to ask if i could watch shaun of the dead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BELx9X7snl
*IMPORTANT REMINDER*
breaking bad might be the best television series of the past two decades
yeah, better than the sopranos and the wire honestly.
Cringing
>>73069825
>half an hour now
Should I heem her a friend request?
>>73069829
how old were you?
The goal.
>>73069849
you aren't already friends with her?
in that case jib her off and fuhgetaboutit
SHE REPLIED SHE'S SYMPATHETIC
>>73069805
true. but unknown then. can't blame the cunts for trying, really can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n9YWNX4rOk
#elite
>>73069855
8 or 9
literally had girls from my past calling me out the blue and throwing themselves at me today, and fuckbuddys hinting that they want to be in a relationship and trying to make me jealous by saying guys are hitting on them
its hard being beautiful
the gf
>>73069742
no no, say
"Oh hey, I should apologise. I have a knack of talking too much to people. lol It's a bad habit I guess. I could fix it, but in my honest opinion I think we would be better off living in a world where people were more open. I mean how many people do you think blow their brains out because they just didn't have anyone to share their thoughts with? I know I've considered it sometimes. I live by myself. I can literally go weeks without talking to anyone else. I talk to myself sometimes but that doesn't mean I'm crazy! LOL But in all seriousness it's a problem that I have to deal with, but I've got no one with whom to deal. I've thought about seeing a therapist, but they're way too expensive. I get about 600 quid a month in benefits, but that barely covers my bills. I would get a job but I no one will hire me. Every job application says "15+ years experience and a bachelor's degree" and it's like for being a darn stockboy at ASDA. It's ridiculous! Oh well, I guess I should use this time to be more productive. I should try to lose weight, actually. But I have a soft spot for Jaffa Cakes. Anyhoo, apologies if I was too open.
Gf said she would let me taste her juicy bits tonight
>>73069889
everyone start reporting this spamming twat please
gf sent me this
>>73069908
>today
April Fool's
built like a tank yet hard to hit
>>73069759
>can never drink beer that rapidly on my own
aye, beer is disgusting. but if you really just want to get drunk you've got to power through and try not to throw up.
>>73069908
had that happen to me last week, hadn't talked to this girl in a year
turn out she was mostly just drunk ;_;
>>73069914
who
tried the whole anal masturbation meme
BIG disappointment desu
>>73069874
quality posters moved on with their lives and quality sociopath shitposters and newfriends remained, some dedicated now years to ruin the gen with pastas and general shitposting
it's over
>>73069915
faggot as fuck, frig off austism yank
>>73069931
was after 12pm bitch
>getting drunk from beer
I get just bloated with it before I get drunk
broke up with the gf today
don't know what to do with myself
>>73069908
Closer I ever got to this was a group of lolis being obsessed with me back when I was 16 (they were all 11 or 12).
It was weird desu
>>73069937
ice cube and eazy e co running shit
>>73069963
rebound sex
>>73069957
DID YOU LIKE ALL OF MY BRITISH REFERENCES? AM I FITTING IN YET LADS?!?!?!
around 1-1.5 litres of 7% cider will get me pissed if consumed in under 1 hr 30 desu
>>73069943
most commonly I drink wine or whisky
beer schmeer is what I always say
Nothing beats Jewish wine.
I have been told by those I know I am actually highly attractive and my only downside is my low self esteem.
>>73069970
well I'm eazy e the one they're talkin about
>>73069981
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was the same yank you said "faggot as fuck, frig off austism yank"
now I'm not sure if we can be friends anymore, I'm sorry.
>>73069977
yes you should receive a /brit/ certificate in the mail within 5 working days
just did a bump lads
>>73069920
nice symmetry loser
>>73069977
check yourself
>>73069970
good post
>>73069995
bad post
>>73069967
I also find the age range that is most attracted to me is 14-15 year old girls and it is VERY disoncerting, don't wana end up some justin beiber twinklet ygm
is blade runner any good?
>>73070002
what if I apologise, that was bad advice though
>>73070022
no its shabite
>>73070022
Yeah but it's fedora core
>>73070022
do you mind if i smoke?
I know this Swedish girl on Skype that I'm pretty certain would bang me. Roundtrip ticket to Stockholm would be about $600USD. Do you think that's too much money to lose my virginity?
>>73069955
is it easy to go to other nordic generals
can any /mu/ lad recommend some fedoracore?
My hands shook, down and out
I've got the blisters of the world
World new
I name the book after you
dunno what i'm gonna do when 4chan dies desu
honestly can't even imagine life without /brit/
Fortified Wine is the best tipple.
>>73070057
not really
how old are you
THEY'RE GREEN FUCK YOU
I'M WHITE
>>73070083
fuck off reddit
>>73070032
>what if I apologise, that was bad advice though
Oay, fair enough. It was bad advice, I admit.
I agree wit the other Anon, just change the subject. One of my favourites is simply, "so how's your weekend going?" or "any big plans this weekend" depending on the day. 2bh it's never worked for me, but in theory it makes sense.
>>73070018
Not really related but one thing I notice is that I do attract a certain style of girls from my age range nowadays, but it only takes two or three conversation at most for them to give up and avoid me.
Really need to know what's wrong with me before I let the next opportunity go.
doing a think
Just don’t leave
Don’t leave
mad that racism exists in this day and age
>>73070086
looks brown to me 2bh
im going to smoke a bit of herb and watch a movie that makes you think.. not sure which yet
>>73070117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pwPHfmSp4w
>>73070114
leave
@73070122
was worried about this post until I saw the flag.
thank god Americans aren't allowed opinions here.
>>73070127
Might roll a spliff in anticipation if 4:20am
then again I might not
>>73070116
fuck brexit and fuck drumpf
>>73070086
our eyes look the same x
>>73070116
fascism would be so much better without the racist bits
>>73070151
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
>>73070127
>>73070156
weed is reddit
>>73070151
good post that very true
*proceeds to spend next 4 hours shitposting*
>>73070185
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>73070184
are you mexican
please don't be mexican
>>73070206
Weed and reddit are both for the open minded
>>73070110
>do a Google
>it's not true
woah....
>>73070185
I like the colours, and the marching, and the Armani uniforms, but do we really have to vilify Jews and minorities?
Nazism would be cool if it weren't so nasty towards the little guys.
>>73070228
so why are you here?
>>73070151
hmm...yes...interesting...
*downvote*
just took a non mirror photograph of myself
turns out im ugly :/
>>73070156
Fun fact, my birthday is on April 20.
Watching the Brexit results coming in now and holy shit it's close
>>73070156
I can't smoke weed because I get panic attacks
if i could, i'd smoke it yeah
>>73070110
fake news
post your face
>>73070231
making fascism sexy again
If you're not drinking and slightly needing the toilet and shitposting on discord/4chan at unsociable hours in the morning can you even call yourself /brit/
/pol/ is dead lmao
>>73070271
Already did
>>73070278
>>73070278
doing all these except i don't know what discord is
hmmm i'm starting to feel buzzed, but i already got two more beers out of the fridge.
better drink them both and fall asleep trying not to puke
>>73070278
Oh but I am doing all that.
>>73069263
What in the fuck are those "fridge raiders"?
Brit food looks exotic desu
we're back
>>73069456
you wonder if these people are oblivious to their own narcissism
Chugged 750ml of gin. Just starting to feel the effects now.
Is there anything I can do to not make the next 24 hours grim?
What shoes are you wearing /brit/?
hey new poster from /v/ here :)
>>73070433
>>>/vint/57069
>>>/vint/57069
>>>/vint/57069
keep hope alive
>/vint/
Thank fuck that's over
>>73070494
I thought it was a good laugh
wish he kept it on for all of tomorrow
the ol' 'mosis is a bit sore after my wank this morn'
fuck all to do
>>73070523
It was funny when it was happening to other boards, not so much when it was ones I use
>>73070560
>not being on the right all the time
normies out
>>73070555
>not being a 4chan nomad
truly I am the ÃœberAnon
>>73070433
these are what's one my feet rn
prize for winning a race
just wear them when i'm out on the porch cause they don't have the arch support that i need while running and as a result are in essentially brand new condition despite being years old
hey, mind if i hang out here haha *nervously twirls thumbs*
i'm from /v/ but i'm pretty cool and i really like british culture
plus i really like a bit of 'cheeky' 'banter' haha
pic related: me at the cosplay last autumn on the right
BASED BREXIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G84HnXLaqzQ
So glad we're getting rid of sub human poles like this! Britain belongs to the Pakis in the commonwealth!
>>73070584
are you southern?
>>73070605
yes
how did you know?
NEED a Bregsit gf
>>73070610
sitting on the porch is a southern thing lol my dad does it
>>73070600
Olga, I respect you so much for bringing these issues to the fore. I 've lived to the UK for the past 4 years and honestly, the last year has been awful. I constantly feel criticised for my (Greek) heritage and many times it has been insinuated that I just came to the UK to avoid the repercussions of the economic crisis in my country. I feel that very few people understand that each one of the immigrants coming to this country has a different story behind his/her decision to immigrate, which by the way it does not only come with benefits but also with many challenges and difficulties. Also, the British people who work in other European countries have enjoyed so far the same benefits in terms of health, education and employment and I don't understand why this was not one of the arguments of the remain party. As I imagine myself in the future, I really don't think that I want to live in this country anymore because this rhetoric of hate had a very negative impact on me in psychological terms and filled me with anxiety in my everyday interactions. Thank you for being so brave as to share your thoughts on this sensitive issue.
>>73070622
fuck off paki
>>73070622
thats a nice gf
reeeeeeeeeeee fuck you mook
>>73070641
what state you from?
>>73069920
gf sent me this
>>73070662
The boards are still there
boards.4chan.org/vint/
>>73070669
illinois but my dad's side is from Tennessee/kentucky
>>73069920
weed bum fart
wouldn't it be better if the government just admitted they got it wrong?
listening to ambient dark aka fedoracore
we all want something beautiful
man i wish i was beautiful
fucking high lads
gonna get on my canadian proxy and browse reddit
reminder that cannabis is always reddit tier
>>73070706
to be honest if I have to be frank on a personal level i believe the banker's bonuses are simply outrageous
This weekend marks Argentina's 1982 attempt to liberate Las Malvinas islands from British colonial rule.
literally everyone who I've talked to that is the dude weed im so high rn lmao type frequents reddit
>>73070741
didn't know there were native people in the falklands
I thought the population was entirely british
>>73070741
>attempt
if my uni gave my research group 1 billion dollars I would steal it and blow it all on conducting a thorough study on the link between reddit, marijuana, and canada.
>>73070780
They are. Every last one of them. I think they voted 99.8% to stay British.
>>73070724
ive honestly not seen /brit/ talk about weed
its mostly mdma and a couple of cocaine users
>>73070780
>On a turnout of 91.94%, an overwhelming 99.8% voted to remain a British territory, with only three votes against
>liberate las malvinas
they were all in love with dying
they were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalance
coming down the mountain
haha really funny by gook moot to merge American and Australian posters in with UK posters
>>73070826
There's that rolling machine retard
just called a black lad on /soc/ (reddit: the board) a nigger. he's going to be absolutely fuming
>>>/soc/25099808
>What shoes are you wearing /brit/?
>>73070849
i never know if people are talking about weed or tobacco when talking about rolling
>>73070741
>colonial
You trynna say sumint mate?
>>73070855
starting to thing you might be unironically racist mate
bawitdaba ba dang ba dang diggy diggy
diggy diggy set up chuck the boogie
>>73070884
Nah he posts pictures although it's become a minor gimmick and I can't tell if it's actually him anymore
>>73070906
that was my first post in /brit/
>>73070909
i pronounce them as zor gates while everyone else in the class made more effort to call them x-or gates
Realistically are blacks the same species as whites?
>>73070976
i'll start doing this too haha
*virgin walks into the thread*
WAZOOOOOOOOO!
>>73070976
i'm the same as you
>>73070976
>exclusive OR gate
>zor gate
retard
Worrying number of Aussies in this thread I thought it was just me and Uncle Fucker
>>73070976
>>73070988
always said x or because it stands for exclusive or so it just makes sense. same reason I say guh iff instead of jiff. the g stands for graphics with a hard g
Watching one night in Paris again
Thoughts?
>>73071007
>>73071019
autism
>>73071033
is that the porn with hilton?
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
>>73071019
>>73071007
no shit you fucking idiots. We obviously know this it's just that zor rolls off the tongue a lot better than x-or.
>>73071039
I just call them EOR's desu
Under what condition is OUT21 energized?
>>73071064
IN8=M1
all theory is gray my friends
and green alone the tree of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>>73071077
FOY
>>73071087
fuck off matty luddite
chortling at a 'ddit post saying he reserves lynx(axe) for when he goes out drinking
LUDDERSSSSSS
Be so righteous a Brit than we you walk the highlands the stones will cry, "O Anglo! A Scotsman and a Yank hide behind us."
>>73071073
*fails you and calls the police to have you escorted off campus*
I have to wear a fedora when I go out otherwise people will see my hair overreacting to wind and know I'm a virgin.
giz a hand on my hw lads
I'm a bad boy
For breaking her heart
>>73071064
What the fuck is this STEM nerd shit normalfag? I swear I did something like this in remedial English in senior year.
>>73071142
no please ill suck you off for a pass
>>73071145
they need to make a fedora that protects the neck
a legionnaire's fedora if you will
>>73071150
Takes me back to when I was doing my 3rd year Phys Chem course at Uni.
Feeling a bit suicidal.
>>73071064
are you doing ee or ce
I used to massage and succ and lick the azn gfs feet every morning and every evening
All this easy ass math shit for kids who couldn't handle psychology or law.
>>73071167
widebrim fedora > legionnaire's fedora
>>73071156
its either software or electrical engineering
>>73071210
I would conjure one of Solomon's djinns to smite whoever presented me that western nonsense
*starts krautposting*
>>73071230
FOY
>>73071210
or computer engineering
get a good howl every time there's a news story about some balcony collapsing during a normoid house party
>>73071238
>>73071251
my uni called it software engineering i assume its the same thing
girl was nice to me today
>>73071256
So once every 10+ years?
>>73071256
Not edgy at all
>>73071269
I think it is literally the opposite. computer engineering is hardware
>>73071286
seems once every couple months
@kraut
fuck off
>>73071284
Your mother?
might get out of bed
Get a good laugh whenever misfortune finds whoever is "better' then me, even the good ones.
>>73071256
good post
>>73071327
wait
>>73071256
edgy
>>73069317
Some of those were words.