/brit/

jewish gf

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just had sex with my gf again

creampied her as usual

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>>73067035
>y*nk
>making /brit/ generals
>>>/out/ !!1

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Just brewed a cheeky cup of the ol' 'vazza

>>73067035
MUH

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might cop a turtleneck

y/n?

wonder what that lads a specialist in
not gonna ask though he probably can't share it

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>>73067091
Excellent post

>>73067099

>>73067091
how do i get one?

want to rub noses with a jew gf :3

People I hate:
Theists
Homophobes
Racists
Islamophobia
Prudes
Conservatives
White "people"
The Police (a.k.a. PIGS)
The system

>>73067112
Turtlenecks are the phimosis of clothing

Might become a villain

smoking a joint to deal with this hangover

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>>73067093
post pics then or foy

Scotland will be an independent nation by 2025

>>73067154
You could say if turtlenecks were a country, they'd be Iceland

>>73067112
the state of you

you look like youre from 17 years ago mate

>>73067116
Very considerate of you desu and an astute observation

Nicotine is the only proven hangover cure.

>>73067143
i wish i knew

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>sorry boss, we don't sell small Amber Leaf packets anymore, new government rules

>>73067169
hopefully then we can invade them

>>73067177
I don't follow your logic

>>73067163
don't want to upset big j

>>73067178
What, white?

Business idea: Latina gf

What's a question nobody knows the answer to?

>>73067211
probably not

>>73067220
What happens to us after we die

>>73067188
*blows up parliament*

>>73067220
You just asked it

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>>73067220
Why didn't the Irish just fish instead?

>>73067196
both only exist for the purposes of irony

>>73067211
Entrepreneurial Vignette; gradually ween /brit/ off of the 'business idea' gimmick and transition them to the superior Entrepreneurial Vignette gimmick instead.

>>73067107
Were you using a Moka pot?

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>>73067211
thats a good business idea

>>73067220
whats the schwarzchild radius of the sun?

>>73067247
Absolutely cannot wait for our next eruption (soon)

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Ever go somewhere and it feels like you're going back in time?

I went to a Morrison's recently in a little seaside town and all the branding and signage and general interior of the store looked like it was easily over a decade old, like the Morrison's in my town used to look when I was a little boy. They didn't even have self-checkouts.

Made me feel really nostalgic.

https://www.fb.com/aimeec110

need a tranny gf

Business Idea: tax unwanted immigrants more so they all end up going to France

>>73067188
But there's packs of amber leaf behind him

On a side note, does England have the same thing where shops have to cover up tobacco like Scotland does?

>>73067255
i don't see it happening

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What the fuck was Christopher's problem? Handed everything, clear successor, forgiven many times even when he nearly killed the boss and still he managed to fuck everything up time and time again

>>73067258
Yes

>>73067288
Yes, it's stupid

>>73067263
come visit me and you won't have to wait long for an eruption ;)

Immigration is a blessing, not a curse.

Why is it only my country has figured this out?

>>73067283
genuinely wonder what dominated by a tranny would be like

>>73067299
twas his nature

>>73067276
Was in the Czech Republic and the smell of walking into a pub with people smoking in it reminded me of my dad's pub 12 years ago

I hate living in Burton On Trent

>>73067299
Lacked the mental fortitude

>>73067299
Once a junkie always a junkie

>>73067299
I hated his death. It felt so cheap

>>73067299
>he managed to fuck everything up time and time again

character flaw

everyone has them

>>73067301
VERY good lad

>>73067309
The whole New World figured this though.

>>73067328
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete just like his cousin

>>73067276
Mum found some old perfume she bought on holiday in France when I was younger and put some on and it was like i was back there

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/curling/

violet and green

don't care about scotland at all

wish the news would stop insisting that I do

real lefty german choons hours, who up

https://youtu.be/qN-D3gZsDDk?t=31s

>>73067309
>>73067344
Only applicable to the new world

My first job, I was in-house at a fur company, with this old pro copywriter. Greek, named Teddy. And Teddy told me the most important idea in advertising is "new". Creates an itch. You simply put your product in there as a kind of... calamine lotion. But he also talked about a deeper bond with the product: nostalgia. It's delicate... but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means, "the pain from an old wound". It's a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship. It's a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards. It takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the Wheel. It's called a Carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around, and back home again... to a place where we know we are loved.

>been drinking for eight hours
>still not drunk

Something is wrong with me

Oh fuck off, sex with you is hardly worth 150 per hour. Could easily pull a far better woman with less than 30 quid

>>73067231
I'm pretty sure we know this though

>>73067352
Why is that sport a magnet for qts?

PRO-LIFE, PRO-FAMILY, PRO-GOD, PRO-AMERICA, PRO-DEFENSE, PRO-FREEDOM, PRO-MILITARY, PRO-CONSTITUTION, PRO-CAPITAL, PRO-CONSERVATION, PRO-ENVIRONMENT, PRO-GUN RIGHTS, PRO-MARKET, PRO-TRADE, PRO-INNOVATION, ANTI-SOCIALISM, ANTI-INTERNATIONALISM, ANTI-LEFTIST, ANTI-IMMORALITY, ANTI-FASCISM, ANTI-ATHEISM, ANTI-ANARCHISM, ANTI-CRIMINALS, ANTI-COMMUNISM, ANTI-TOTALITARIANISM AND ANTI-LIBERALISM.

>>73067403
rorke

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is australia today what america was in 1800? will they be a superpower a few hundred years from now?

>>73067403
same

>>73067419
no because it's mostly desert

>>73067419
no

no

>>73067299
Literally retarded.

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Find a flaw

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>>73067091

>>73067364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ij8nVEwN_0

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>>73067399
it's an anglo sport

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MAY i join the thread?

The Coasters - Get an ugly girl to marry you

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>>73067403
>ANTI-FASCISM
fuggen gommunism :DDD

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Hila a cute

>>73067387
Are you drinking Budlight?

>>73067447
hmm I wonder where Northern Ireland went

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>>73067492

>>73067386
>Nostalgia
>literally "home ache"
>originally used to describe melancholy felt by Swiss mercenaries when living in the plains of Germany and France away from mountainous landscapes
>responsible for the English term "homesickness"

the more you know

>>73067492
Ethan > Hila

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>>73067460
welcome friend

>>73067403
PRO-COLONIALISM

>>73067502
belongs to Ireland

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>>73067519

nobody accepts the divine right of kings anymore
humanity is doomed

achieving gnosis

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>>73067518
>nostalgic for a place I never got to live in

>>73067492
https://youtu.be/Tgw2Kkmupg8?t=921

she is honestly sooooo adorable in the hot wings thing they did

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At the office lads
Taking care of business, everyday

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>>73067523
are bareknuckle fights legal?
I saw a VICE documentary about such fights
would love to see one to be quite honest
>>73067546
i DO accept it,trough.
hell is a democracy, heaven is a monarchy.

>>73067547
He who knows he knows not knows most of all.

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willies

>>73067451
fugg

>>73067492
Demon eyes

>>73067559
Ontario?

>>73067580
the swedes need to be taught a lesson

>>73067580
We control this board

>>73067569
I'll bareknuckle fight you

I'm not sure on the exact law, but if two consenting adults fight each other in an orderly fashion the police won't prosecute you

if you just fight some randomer on the street you can get arrested for assault

>>73067568
>working at Wal-Mart
Fucking grim mate

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

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just finished narcos

>tfw no loyal, qt latina gf

>>73067569
>hell is a democracy, heaven is a monarchy.
deluded cunt

only reason we still have a monarchy is nostalgia and an inclination to the status quo

>>73067611
maybe /pol/ but we run dis board niqqa

>>73067567
Yeah saw that earlier, need to find a bro tier qt like her but unfortunately they're a rare breed these days

>>73067624
>I'll bareknuckle fight you
Ok.
I punch walls for fun and hit my head with an iron barbell to thoughen it up
>forgive me master, I will have to go all out now!!
*teleports behind you*

>>73067611
>We

>>73067656
>I punch walls for fun and hit my head with an iron barbell to thoughen it up

do you really do this

what are your stats

Since at least 1700, the Iron Kingdom has been ruled by the Papal Parliament. The British monarchy was stripped of all its finances by the Civil List Act of 1698. From that time onward, all the finances for the kingdom are in the hands of the Papal Parliament. Common people on that imprisoned island have no say in the horrible doings of their government.

The last HONEST MAN to rule the Iron Kingdom was King George III . . . and he was almost driven mad.

Contact your representative immediately to cancel this hellish agreement!!

An agreement is not like a formal treaty that requires approval by two-thirds of the Senate. Usually agreements are top secret and only need the signature of the President and Secretary of State. Consequently, cancellation would only require those two signatures.

The Papal British are all potential Guy Fawkes. They love to blow things up. The only thing the IRON KINGDOM ever wanted from the United States of Israel are nuclear weapons . . . to blow up Mother Russia!!

For the sake of Presidents Jackson, Lincoln, and Eisenhower, do your patriotic duty and contact your Senator or Congressman immediately.

If you don't, that hellish treaty will drag the United States into a thermonuclear war with Russia. Ask them also to close down all the deadly, irradiating nuclear power stations in the country.
>>73067637
the Windsors are pleb-tier
get a real royalty like the Hasburgs

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> he who knows he knows not knows most of all
> he who believes he knows all knows least of all
> there are known knowns, unknown knowns, unknown unknowns; and the most pernicious of all, known unknowns
> a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand

>>73067580
when was this made?

find t hard to believe /balt/ is that high up, especially compared to the others

holy shit h3h3 and idubz got hacked check their youtube channels

>>73067628
It is how it is, been here over 2 years now but next week is my last
About 8 months ago they made me manager of the new online order department so now my day is either frantically trying to manage a ton of orders at once with no staff or sitting on my ass for hours

I've never seen something like that video, I think Canadians are too bitter and cynical to put up with anything like that. I know target tried and people would just walk away

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>>73067596
>mfw an Irishman has freckles on his shoulders

>>73067687
I really Do.
my stats? I can punch till it's pink and purple

>>73067630
been meaning to watch that for about 2 years

>>73067654
>(((David Benioff)))
>(((D. B. Weiss)))

>>73067708
Might be an April fools thing

American patriots were conservatives, even reactionaries, who proposed “to turn back the clock on the English constitution by over a hundred years— to separate the king from his Parliament and his British ministers and to restore ancient prerogatives of the Crown that had been extinguished by the whig ascendancy. These theorists wanted more monarchy, not less. Their complaint, as summarized by Benjamin Franklin, was that the Lords and Commons ‘seem to have been long encroaching on the Rights of their and our Sovereign, assuming too much of his Authority, and betraying his Interests.'”

Nelson observes, “Defenders of the British administration during the revolutionary period did not accuse patriots of being crypto- epublicans, but rather of being de facto Jacobites and absolutists” (2). This wasn't accurate, but the fact that they made the charge is itself revealing.

>>73067725
She has amazing eyes. Love light eyes with dark hair.

Need a Jewish gf to steal my blue eye genes

>>73067630
VERY good show desu

really dunno how they are supposed to carry it on though

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Just did about 25 squats

legs are killing and stiff

I think I'd commit suicide if I lost my job.

I'm a minimum wage security guard. They pay me to check a few rooms every couple of hours. The shifts are long, which is great because the Internet's better at work, and my mother doesn't bother me to do chores.

They literally pay me to stay someplace I'd rather be.

who has a coffee at quarter to 2 in the morning

>>73067751
>OurMine Security Group is a hacker group. The group uses hacks of celebrity internet accounts to advertise their commercial services.[2][3][4]
likely not

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*spits on your mouth/

Got a hairy bum lads

Do actual people shower before they have sex?

>>73067783
the kind of person up at 2 am on a sunday night

>>73067780
with how much weight, Lion of England?
>>73067781
pls don't an hero

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need an anti-communist jewish gf really badly

>>73067781
Aren't you afraid of a possible conflict?
I know Canada is safe and all but they hired a security guard for a reason.

>>73067597
that's the red ensign the real canadian flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m40bWgWH8Ro

are they gonna make it lads?

>>73067821
with how much weight, Lion of England?

My body weight?

>>73067781
Wal-Mart lad?

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Goodnight fuckos

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What age did you grow out of gaming?

>>73067836
they hire security hear for insurance reasons, security is not armed and has very little authority. A warm body in a suit.

I kiss my momma, goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes
Said I'll return but I gotta fight the fate's arrived
Don't shed a tear, cause momma I ain't happy here
I blew trial, no more smiles for a couple years
They got me goin' mad
I'm knockin' busters on they backs, in my cell, thinkin'
"Hell, I know one day I'll be back"
As soon as I touch down
I told my girl I'll be there, so prepare to get fucked down
The homies wanna kick it, but I'm just laughin' at 'cha
Cause youse a down ass bitch, but I ain't mad at 'cha

>>73067792
>tfw no Argentine gf to spit in my mouth

Was talking to an Argentine girl at the last hostel I was at and she was cute af

>5'2
>freckles
>nose piercing

>>73067821
I doubt I'm losing my job. The other guards at the site have been there for years. It's easy straightforward work.

My shift in particular is piss-easy. Though the site in general requires very little effort.

I just sort of live in a big comfy government building in the middle of the night making sure the place isn't broken into or on fire.

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>>73067840
ah, its ok for a start
>t.can do 100 squats on a row
carry on! we shall have our fated battle on top of the big ben while London burns

>>73067807
not right before but before a dinner date or club night. of course they get sweaty during the evening which adds to the pheromones i spose

unless they're grotty chavs who don't wash and don't be under any illusions. those people are doing smelly disgusting sex more than the rest

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doing a big think

>>73067733
thats stupid
mental toughness is one thing but your hands are flesh and bone and what you're doing only serves to damage them

height and weight go

>vet is short for veterinary

what the fuck, I always thought it was spelt vetenary

>>73067904
You seem dumb

>>73067888
>medicine not a distinct entity

Easily (alongside vet med and dentistry) one of the hardest degrees to get into but also has a pretty even split between genders

>>73067864
>nose piercing
I am ashamed such disgusting leftist scum represents our nation which once bombarded it's own square and had urban progroms
>when I go abroad I claim im italian
>>73067874
:3 I would trust my house to your care senpai
>>73067900
it's the iron shirt kung fu
look it up

>>73067851
about 18 I guess, slowly lost interest over the last few years. still play now and then though

>>73067888
>>73067888
Where's history?

>>73067836
security guards in civilised countries do nothing but make phonecalls and fill in paperwork

>>73067884
shagged a fat girl once and she left her knickers in mine and they were ridden with girl-smegma

>>73067904
I find this particuly interesting

>>73067929
it's just not mentioned on that, probably one of the dots without a label

>>73067888
where would economics be

>>73067930
shan't look it up

so when we going bareknuckle boy

>>73067955
>>73067916
m8 i've always been great at spelling but this one slipped me by

>>73067904
what the fuck, same

>>73067851
gameing is the last respite for a twisted soul like mine. see you on the battlefield
-kirbygamer42

>>73067959
in the radical middle

>>73067944
london

All right-thinking Britons who love their country should oppose interracial marriage. The implications of race-mixing are much more sinister than is commonly understood - individual objections notwithstanding. Integrationists by definition are far too blinkered to see the big picture.
>>73067947
if I go to yorkshire, I wanna shag a sheep
shag a sheep,shag a sheep, let my seed driip
for the wole, for the soft white heaair, and it says
beee bee beee.bee bee bee
(please read it like Credence Water Revival sang it)

>>73067956
Think it's probably lumped in with nursing, med techs etc. for the purposes of the graph (they'd outnumber med students about 10 to 1)

If not it's be >50% female and easily on par with physics

feel real anxious about uploading a profile pic onto interpals/hellotalk

w-what if they make fun of me :(

>>73067970
wait
I have to visit mistress sidonia fist

>>73067929
>>73067956
This is based on US data, medicine here isn't something you do straight out secondary, you have to get a bachelor's degree first

>>73067930
nose piercings are fit as fuck m8

>>73068009
same

it's why i won't do online dating or that tinder shit

terrifying

>>73067985
yea probably see more girl than guys in lectures

>>73068020
oh
why do you need a bachelors first? seems like a waste of time lol

my dream job is an elephant or rhino park ranger who shoots poachers on sight

after that its a shallow water diver who plants baby coral to benefit the environment


what is your dream job lads

>>73067888
unironically have more female teachers than women in my class haha

>>73068009
REMIND THEM YOUR COUNTRY OWNED THEIR ASS AND THEY LITERALLY ARE HELD IN CHASTITY BELTS BY THE QUEEN AND STRAPON-RAPED BY KATE MIDDLETON(financially speaking)

>>73068020
Forgot you guys had the silly major/minor thing

just woke up lads

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the everyday carry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PHwym5QKMc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

MY BRAIN IS MELTING

>>73068043
It's dumb honestly, just the way the system was devised and nobody cares to change it

>>73068031
You disgust me ,sir.!!
I planned to rape a girl once TBQH
>>73068054
to play villains in B-class kung fu films

>>73068065
welcome

>>73068075
Alri lass

>>73068065
go back to bed. it's late

>>73068075
why do you carry Arthur around?
>>73068065
*salutes the Brit,goosestomps*

>>73068075
my everyday carry

water
keys
debit card
passport
cash
raincoat
headphones
chewing gum
mobile telephone
tissues

>>73068043
It's stupid, particularly given that your pre-med degree can be in anything effectively (although obviously it tends to be biology etc.) and it means you only get 4 years of medical training instead of 5 like the UK (plus all UK med schools let you intercalate to do another degree in a year inbetween years).

Main incentive is probably that in the US you'll eventually earn between $200,000-700,000 depending on your specialty, despite the $250,000 odd in debt for tuition

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>>73068054
Big difference between floating around, planting coral and shooting savage Africans

>>73068090
>I planned to rape a girl once TBQH
would gladly see you hanged

honestly, do society some good and kill yourself tonight.

>>73067837
So Ontario then

>>73068077
god i hated the twilit palace, creeped me the fuck out

noetically contemplating the 'ol being

Keys
Phone
Wallet
Pocket knife (not for self defence, for cutting open boxes at work).

>>73068109
doing an in-bed /brit/

olro lods

>>73068129
desu india employs shoot on sight protocol more than african nations in terms of elephants

They aren't too different when you look at it through an environmentalist lens

I'm no bleeding heart leftie vegan FUCK but unnecessary extinction really cooks my goose

If I could go back in time and string up those dodo killing fucks I would

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night lads

someone tuck me in pls

https://www.reddit.com/r/place/

Help turn the Scottish flag into a Union flag at 723, 814, lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/place/

spring is in the air. leggings and uggs are OUT. sun dresses and sandals are IN

>>73068212
*dugs u din*

ohohohoho

business idea: start a company in the developing world where there's hardly any regulations so i can make quick easy money off the hard labour of children with poor quality goods

>>73068190
Elephants are interesting animals and enjoyable to watch, I too would definitely be saddened to see them go extinct

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anyone else have a bipolar self image?
for example one week you'll feel like you're a good looking cunt, another you feel like you're so horrifically ugly that you don't want to see your reflection
mine goes up and down in a cycle, i'm on the good part now but know that by the end of next week i'll be drunk, depressed and researching plastic surgery

Business idea: teach Germans how to pronounce "squirrel"

>>73068190
There's some South African company that manufactures some polymer that's injected into elephant tusks that erodes the interior and makes it poisonous to humans without harming the elephant that makes sense.

As long as you've got people living on <$1 a day in Africa and ivory selling for $20,000 a kilo in china you're going to have people trying to poach

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hmmmm

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>>73068190

>>73068190
I don't think there's ever been a happy time for elephants. Literally everything you about them is depressing af

never seen a lelephant

>>73068270
HOORAH!
*cries and claps*

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Wax or shave?

post elephantos

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LIKE IT?
MADE IT FOR THE THREAD

>>73068314
don't understand it

>>73068143
she was an INMODEST WHORE

South Americans are completely deranged, makes me want a wall around Iceland just to be on the safe side

>>73068329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EABc1f5_cw

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>>73068312
Me on the back

wew, three day ban finally over.

AMA

>>73068282
>>73068255

yeah back in the olden times they had it equally bad being used for war and such

honestly if you look into the sheer amount of widespreadness (not a word i know) of african megafauna in pre-roman times compared to know its utterly depressing to see what we've done to them

lions current range is like 1/25th of their natural range

cheetas have genetically bottlenecked and will suffer genetic disease for as long as they continue to exist (maybe not even that long)

its just grim

>>73068124
australia has the exact same requirement of a bachelors degree to apply for medicine, except our government obviously subsidises fees.

it's not that bad of an idea in all honesty. it acts as a hurdle to help curb even more extreme competition and demonstrates some ability to stick with a degree for at least 3 years as although there might be say 150 spots offered at a med school, no spots are filled in that year in say 2nd year when 20 people might have dropped out.

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the goal gf (shy)

>>73068363
>not having a dynamic IP

i shiggy diggy my wiggy niggy

Business idea: remove all people from Africa to preserve the wildlife

>>73068382
nonce scum!
OFF OUR STREETS
nonce scum!
OFF OUR STREETS
nonce scum!
OFF OUR STREETS

>>73068356
I REFUSE
>>73068326
it's a muscular briton holding sway over the Earth with a chink and a nigger slave

>>73068342
Wow rude
Always thought I was a good poster despite being ignored for the most part tbqh

>>73068404
Good idea we send them all to Iceland?

Croissants.

>>73068405
she's old enough

I have to go now; my planet needs me

>>73068054
NEET but with a healthy income living on a beach near some mountains

>>73068414
You're probably alright
>>73068423
We'll take as many as we can fit in our volcanoes

>>73068435
had one yesterday morning but I burned it

reminder it was blue and black all along and anyone who said white and gold is a mong

>>73068300
alri didnt know girls legs could get that hairy

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Just remember how I used to carry a waterbottle full of vodka in school to make me less social awkward

>>73068456
very nice

have you considered winning the lottery

Bit mad that Iceland could explode any minute, killing their entire population and putting the world in a new ash filled dark age

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>Always thought I was a good poster despite being ignored for the most part tbqh

i remember being like 13 years old and getting highly aroused by the "shemale punishers" porn site.
I also browsed femdom porn and asian twink gay porn for years before starting nofap.
on the last year I have fapped like 3 times,(considering percents)

what will be the catalyst for civil war in europe?

>>73068519
falklands

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>>73068504
Pretty sure Icelanders are immune to lava, but I guess we'll find out very soon

>>73068521
nice try GCHQ

>>73068504
ash?
you mean like a volcano?
>>73068482
*pats his back*

>>73068054
Dictator

>>73068383
2bh it's possible i actually have one but i wouldn't know what it is or how to use it.

Anyhoo.

How was your day, Nigel? Did you do anything fun? did you have an eventful and social saturday night? did you have any sex?

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>>73068537

>>73068533
icelanders are wankers

>>73068532
are British
is it normal to watch bdsm trannies trough?
>>73068538
can I be your secret police executioner?
>>73068552
YES
THATS TRUE

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>>73068519
smells like moldering argies

fucks sake came so close to fucking my m8s ex gf last night lads

bit of a cunt on the piss me thinks

>>73068541
>How was your day, Nigel? Did you do anything fun? did you have an eventful and social saturday night?
naahh pretty uneventful tbqh, did some work in the evening but been lazy for the rest of the day

>did you have any sex?
not tonight but i did last night, slept over at the gf's and came home this morning

>>73068556
I'll make sure to stomp that little Irishman working in the local supermarket for those rude comments

do they have internet on the falklands
what would their flag be

>>73068568
Only if you're 100% loyal and like ironic executions like beheading frogs with a guillotine.

>>73068435
only chocolatine

>>73068602
The Falklands
absolute new cunt and a mong too

>>73068561
>told me she is starting to dislike me
what a bitch!
let's arrange her to be solde to Abdul the local imam
>>73068574
YES,YES
>>73068604
>frogs
fool! you will upset kek!!

>>73068593
>not tonight but i did last night, slept over at the gf's and came home this morning
FONT
nah im happy for you. i've never had sex, but i want to some day

hmmm
>he didn't ask me about my day in return
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>73068602
falklands flag

>>73068596
Ignore him he hates everyone and everything

Poor countries can't be trusted with rare animals

We should get onto cloning all the "wooly" variants and let them roam free in the north
Not that this will happen however, as our governments can't waste money on such things when there are millions of African and Muslim immigrants to house and feed.

We need to decide what is more important, a stable healthy biosphere so humans can remain healthy and comfortable with many other animals, or Rasheed and his 12 kids (12 more planned)
I'm glad we've made the right decision as a nation

Chocolatito

is it possible to get a sex change but keep your original genitals as well so you have both ?

>>73068629
you americans love your tipping don't you? fine very well *grumbles, forks over another 20% (You)* how was your day my man?

>>73068486
I'm investing
I already make 200 a month, if I can get it to 1000 or 2000 from stocks and buy a property to rent out as well I can live comfortably somewhere sunny and warm like PEI

>>73068663
you thinking of becoming a trap?

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post your eyes

business idea: mexicANO steel cage deathmatch against this argie nutter

>>73068697
LONDON (ontario)

>>73068697
don't have any eyes

Shia Labeouf had a twin brother Sunni Labeouf, but decapitated him to maintain religious unity.

>>73068681
fuck off billionaire gibmedats

>>73068712
that's my gimmick you bloody leaf

>>73068681
Day trading? With an algorithm or manually? How are you not getting fucked by fees etc

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The belly of the beast.

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>>73068738
LONDON is not your gimmick

>>73068742
Very phallic

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>>73068670
it was ok thanks for asking, friend. i livestreamed myself going to the grocery store with my skype group of european internet pals. and then i livestreamed myself cutting down some trees. and then i livestreamed myself making a dinner that was suggested to me by my irish internet pal (steak and pasta)

it was almost like having real friends and companions to interact with in real life. :) and now i'm going to finish drinking and hopefully black out before i realised just how worthless i am.

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>>73068602
mate

>>73068697
pls be my igf x

>>73068752
LONDON (Ontario) IS MY GIMMICK

>>73068764
runt life

>>73068629
just go out tonight m8 and have a crack at a girl

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>>73068697
r8

>>73068712
>>73068784
'nces

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>>73068697

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>>73068697
Yeah, alri then

>>73068851
ICELAD IS AN ICELASS WTF

>>73068864
nah, icelandics just have girly eyes
t. went to uni with one

>>73068818
child
>>73068832
madman
>>73068851
LONDON

For such a small population there is a disproportionate amount of finnish ponyfuckers on /mlpol/, really makes you think

All boards should have flags 2bh

>>73068741
>day trades
Fuck no
just dividends, I invest in stocks that pay them and just set them to constantly re-invest

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>>73068697

>>73068906
what do you invest at a time to get back 200/mth

>>73068900
Finland's searches 140% more for pony porn than the global average

>>73068802
i have way too low of self-esteem for that. i feel more comfortable making long-term friendships with girls and then gradually being the creepy guy they don't want to hang out with because he makes inappropriate comments.

ive actually go three or four of those lined up right now, so with any luck one of them might have an abusive father and be just fucked up enough to give me a handjob this summer

>>73068900
fins are just weird
I'm friends with one and he's weird
but he claims he's fairly normal for finnish standards

>>73068945
utter state

>>73068941
well ponies have qt heinies

Opinion on black Canuck loners who post on unapologetically anti-black image boards?

Just asking for a friend.

>>73068945
that sounds like a lot more effort than just talking to a girl in a club desu

8 c h a n was hacked

Earlier today, April 1, 2017, 8 c h a n was hacked.

We are investigating the problem and hope to have the servers back online soon.

Pay attention here for updates.

>>73068994
I don't know you why would I have an opinion?

>>73068994
this board isn't anti-black

leafs in general can get fucked though adn you aren't getting any special treatment cuz i aint racis

>>73069021
Probably the remnants of Msterchn. They posted a lot of CP on one of 8chn's boards and reported them in an attempt to take down the site

>>73068945
Jesus, don't do that

>>73069055
bit rude

>>73069014
yeah you're right.

well on monday i have a doctor's appointment to find out the results of my bloodtest. so if it turns out i do not have hepatitis C then next weekend i'mma definitely go out and try to talk to women