/brit/

might do a suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPrmn61xZqg

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tfw no bf

>>73065259
3 posts. No brit ip's

yanks fucking suck at humor. no good shows or comedians or movies have come out of america
*posts a simpsons pic*

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The so-called Empire, lads.

>>73065305
Don't do it lad

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>>73065324

>>73065235 #
thought he was black

YOU

YOU WORK ALL NIGHT

AND WHEN YOU WORK YOU DON'T FEEL ALRIGHT

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>>73065326

>>73065324
Me Jeremiah Gonzales

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can anyone transcribe what she says pls?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ppggjz53th

>>73065341
Early season Simpsons was GOAT

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>>73065341
it's okay to admit your countries failings my man

>>73065324
me josiah and later jack

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>>73065364

>>73065365
Greater London

>>73065366
BUT WHEN

WHEN THINGS START FEELING ALRIGHT

AND EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT

>>73065367
If he doesn't want my business, fair play to him. I'll just shop somewhere that doesn't discriminate against me because I find twinks irresistible.

>>73065386
no matter how far away you are, once you find your light, im sure it will lead you back here again

Exams in two weeks that I've not studied for then off to Berlin for a week to get solidly fucked up

Already had to resit the year so if I fail I'm fucked lads XD

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>>73065435
ty soo much <3

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>>73065418

me timothy james byrne in the flat spracklen house dukes place marlow sl72qh my rented flat since jan 2013 and before

>>73065430
over here the courts have ruled against people who wouldn't serve gays.
Theres no such thing as freedom of religion for anyone other than muslims

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

Post Uni, I really can't be fucked getting a job lads

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>>73065459

>>73065477
Are there any known cases of Muslims refusing to serve gays in the UK?

>>73065479
louis is a lefty faggot

icelanders are a lost english tribe

>>73065341
Simpsons was never really that funny, just comfy

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The supposed Imparatorlugu, fellas.

>>73065521
You know where we are, come and get us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgG-Qx4ZZ4

Ch00n

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o

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>>73065479

need a quirky, elfish icelandic gf

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Need a sexy hollywood latina millionaire gf

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>>73065571

>>73065538
fucking love the simpsons desu

Had seen every single episode aired at the point I was 12 years old. Love watching old episodes and getting the jokes that I didn't get back then.

Shame it won't end now though. It jumped the shark years ago

>>73065556
>come and get us
and then what

>>73065543
I got that game the other, but it looks real rough edgy any idea ?

>>73065593

Is "latina" code for a dark-haired white girl?

bouncing on my boy's dick to this thread

>prossie offers me coffee after my session
>have a chat about history and the napoleonic wars
>she pulls out her degree certificate
>she got a first in history from york
>yet she's a prostitute

nice

need a communist gf

>>73065479
irreverent not irrelevant

tried the thing called reddit to see what this business about our flag is and i spent twenty minutes cleaning it up and then realised you had to have an account made before yesterday baka actually pissed at my wasted time shant ever touch the site again

>>73065608
Take me by the hand

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>girl I met last night said she might adopt a refugee child
>inner me

>>73065614
I can't help you. Only you can help yourself.

I've been playing GSGs since 2012, and I never had any """help""". Even if I were to show you the proverbial ropes, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Figure it for yourself.

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>>73065481

>>73065571
irish names sound more elvish desu

>>73065639
Was she British?

>>73065639
the world is extraordinarily competitive now and if people wish to go to university they will have to network their arses off to make it worthwhile

doing the old <500 calorie diet for the week

>>73065633
Not him but Latina's are fit as fuck

Would happily have spent 6 months to a year in San Quentin for some of the Mexican 17 year olds I saw in California

following in Andy Burnham's footsteps

>>73065633
>Winter was born in Los Angeles, California, on January 28, 1998,[1] the daughter of Chrisoula (née Batistas) and Glenn Workman. She is the sister of actors Shanelle Workman and Jimmy Workman.[2][3][4] Her mother's family is Greek, while her father is of English and German descent.[5]

My bad, thought she was of Mexican descent

>>73065652
still hate you a bit for even trying, we fucking warned you, you fucking walnut

I miss Nicholas Clegg of the Liberals

>>73065639
I used to be good m8s with a pro pimp when I worked in this bar

not like how you imagine a pimp, but he's running a huge company with about a hundred prozzies and a website and flyers and everything and he's a multimillionaire

some of his girls were quite educated but the thing is if they're unscrupulous concerning sex theres no reason not to do it because they were all raking in 100-300k a year

one girl was 19 and already buying her own house in full

>>73065670
damn. Well I wen't because I liked maths and I have been working class all my life, so I guess nothings changed (apart from the £30k of debt)

eating FRIED CHICKEN

>>73065731
ugh

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>>73065683
Tolkien based his Elves on the tall, hyper-intelligent, harmonious people of Ireland.

The Hobbits are the English, the Orcs are the Scots, and various insects and vermin represent the Welsh.

>>73065652
not a clue what you meant by this
you don't need an account unless you want to post and even then you can create a throwaway with a fake email in seconds

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the gf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TTY7la64SC

not bad

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>>73065760
delet

>>73065690
yes
>>73065732
yes I know, but I just think that a first degree from york is a lot of effort for something that she'll never need with her current career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozbhIX5Y0E

WTF I HATE YANKS NOW

>flatmate takes pill from my room
>messages me an hour later to say he doesn't feel anything

cheeky fucker

>>73065760
More likely that the English were men, welsh were hobbits and scots the orcs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfNaovmhHA

>>73065793
syncs up nicely with what I was already listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtxnvmgcXi0

>>73065771
Right now on reddit there's a community project. There's a virtual canvass in which users who have had an account for a day can colour in a square in this canvass, once every 5 minutes.

>>73065818
How much did she cost?

>>73065760
dwarves are the Scots if anything desu

Although obviously it's all based on Norse mythology anyway

>>73065760
Proofs?

I mean I'd like to believe it but i dunno

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>The Samsung Galaxy S8 costs £689 up-front, while the S8+ costs £779.

Christ

>>73065818
what did you two think of the Napoleonic wars

REALLY want a kebab but not sure I can be dealing with the drunken normalfags. Even the 24 hour garage seems like a mish

>>73065732
How much are we really worth? Are we too valuable to sell our bodies for for 100k-300k a year?

>>73065851
wow yeah it does

i know its alright
to feel dead inside
but its not for me
alriiiiight

:(

Just started listening to Tubular Bells on vinyl, think I need a new pair of underwear

>>73065760
tolkien admired and was interested in welsh and the welsh people so that's unlikely

>>73065884
hardly true lad. Tolkien drew from various European mythologies. I'm pretty sure things like dearves and elves are in Scandinavian mythology but tolkein altered them for his universe

>>73065663
my mum and her gf are thinking of adopting a syrian refugee.
>tfw /pol/'s nightmare

>>73065891
prussians ruin everything and napoleon was a good boy

>>73065856
£40 for an hour
though I'm a frequent customer so I get a major discount

>>73065760
hobbits are british
rohan and gondor and europeans
dwarves are scandies
orcs are turks

recommend me a comfy film
something with qt girls preferred but not required

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>REALLY want a kebab but not sure I can be dealing with the drunken normalfags. Even the 24 hour garage seems like a mish

>>73065923
unless you're a woman you won't make that kind of scratch

lads how do i stop myself from thinking about a grill all the time

i just want to live my life and die alone like i'm destined to

>>73065760
>le anarchist monarchist
Ah yes

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>Ireland

>>73065760
>the Orcs are the Scots, and various insects and vermin represent the Welsh.
tremendous post

>>73065987
salo

>>73065986
dwarves are jews, tolkein even said so in answer to a letter from a fan

>>73066005
I bet I could

fucking hate kikes. would kill them all without a second thought

>>73066019
seen it

>>73066008
Masturbate. She will varnish

>>73065997
Assuming you live in a city, Uber will collect anything you want and deliver it to you

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>>73065970
>£40 for an hour
The fuck? You must be making this up, the cheapest girl in my area is £50 for half an hour.

>>73065997
kek wtf
seriously dont know what to do lad

>>73065987
lost in translation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsj9sMDgh-A

>>73065997
What's going on here then
I would REALLY like to be linked to the YouTube video happened

>>73065970
It was Britain that fucked everything you spacker

Until he tried to sanction British goods Napoleon only tried to make peace with Britain (after destroying the Austrians and Prussians time after time). Britain kept funding continental opposition to Napoleon.

>>73065949
His elves draw directly from Tuatha Dé Danann.

>>73066058
fuck off pierre

>>73066039
>>73065916

>>73066025
you could do a tour of britain selling your arse

>>73066040
prossies give discounts to frequent customers if they like you enough

>>73066058
hello pierre

>>73065639
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""university"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of York

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britain runs int rn lads

>>73066051
seen it
good suggestion though

>>73066058
calm down froggy boy

>>73066058
well we couldnt have such ideas like freedom being allowed to spread could we lad?

>>73065987
Hook

>>73065888
>tfw only just got the S7 a couple months ago

>>73066079
bet daddy's proud

>>73066041
Growing some balls would be a start

alri lads

how have you spent your weekend so far?

definitely spend too much time on 4chan
thinking about organising a holiday to finland based entirely on memes

>>73066058
Sacre Bleu!

>>73066115
Wrong

>>73065987
vicky cristina barcelona

>>73066092
lol
it wasn't york st john

>he does the virgin spacing

>>73066088
>prossies give discounts to frequent customers if they like you enough
Yeah but £40? Don't believe you

why is /brit/ the comfiest general?

>>73066087
I bet Icelanders are in much demand

>>73066125
watching football
smoking the herbal jew
masturbating

overall a very interesting and productive weekend

>>73066125
chatting to japanese and filipino women, Catsat for my mother, now drinking bourbon, not too bad so far. u?

>>73066125
reading through my diss supervisors draft paper and giving him notes
fucking boring but he's helping me with mine so i'm returning the favour

>>73066114
Literally it 2bh

Britain was so opposed to the French Revolution (rejected overtures from Napoleon even before he was Emperor) because it would fuel Liberal movements in the UK

>>73066160
It can be your USP, if you market it right I can see making some very good money

>>73066125
Went out to a few bars last night, had good time but everyone I was with was a lightweight. Watched the men kicking the ball earlier, had some nice food and then came on here.

>>73066138
>comfy
>qt girls
>George Lucas snogging Carrie Fisher
>julia roberts giantess
>glenn close tranny cosplay
>subtle pro-pedophilia message

What about Hook doesn't fit his criteria?

>>73066125
I went skating

>arseland

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>>73066157
the banter

>>73066157
>300 posts a second
>comfy

>>73066115
seen it
>>73066139
have not seen it, considering it

anyone doing a poo atm?

>cherrycrush hasnt done a cam show in a month
fucks SAKE lads

>>73066125
insufflating illegal molecules

>>73066125
Got some vinyls, had some drinks with mates, generally a good time. Thanks for asking

>>73066125
doing fuck all. Didnt go out last night or tonight. Spent the day playing vidya
feel like im stuck in a rut desu

reading about the rambouillet conference
ahh yes... very illuminating...

>>73066223
the conversation is comfy. except when that butthurt paddy comes in

>>73066194
People used to travel far and wide to capture blonde and blue eyed people such as myself for slavery

>>73066157
it's only comfy because it's 1 am here usually it's naff

>>73066053
He was picking something up

miss the old shitposting about particular arrangements of molecules

>>73066240
think you might be stuck as a runt

>>73066229
yeah actually lol

>>73066204
Julia Roberts was very QT in that film

>subtle pro-pedophilia message
what?

Reminiscing about when the local dominos used to be open until 4am on weekends and getting really angry

Only places that'll deliver now are pakis with a 0 hygiene rating

>>73066266
t. said chair sniffer

black haired and green eyed is the true masterrace

green eyes are in fact the rarest eye colour

truly i am a superior gaelic man

who /finalfour/ here?

>>73066155
£40 per week from me alone is a pretty good income for her
works out for her
works out for me
simple

>>73066306
blue eyes look better so get fucked

eyes can't focus when i get tired lads
right one just chills out pretty hard and have to close it otherwise i get mad double vision

>>73066299
haha you got me! enjoying my vacation in england so far

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>realise everything is a spook
>no happier
what keeps you going?

>>73066278
>Peter Pan: I remember you being bigger

>Capt. Hook: To a ten year old, I'm HUGE

An actual exchange from the movie

>>73066289
>hygiene rating
bender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSLB3PsIbg&index=9

post nasheeds

hybris

>flatmate now on the comeup
>messages me to say so
>I'm back at home drunk enough that I want to go out but it's too late and no friends are home

Fear of missing out intensifies

>>73066306
everyone knows blue eyes are the ideal though.

>>73066338
rasheed

>>73066332
quite literally a paraphrase of "you're a big guy for you"
how do they get away with it?

>>73066333
It's just vile food that I don't want to eat

>complaining about people spacing out thoughts in their posts

ISHYGDDT

>>73066338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU3tRMZhM38

>>73066340
its only one night mate. plenty of other weekends to party during.

>>73066361
haha was just thinking this

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Hello Everyone!
This is, running on empty...

FOOD REVIEW!

really, really need a poo

might bring my phone so I don't miss out on anything

don't want to be caught shitting if a fresh new gimmick should arise

>>73066386
Exams are in 2 weeks so tonight was probably the last night I'd head out until then

It's stupid but genuinely feeling an anticlimax

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>>73066338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6uKk_lufAs

I have very good nasheed taste

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can hear normies having sex

>>73066394
yes

>>73066377
>instruments in the background

fuck off with that haram shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR3fyan-8U

>>73066319
Eye colour superiority is a meme, your face needs to fit the eye colour to begin with. Pretty sure blue eyes wouldn't fit me better than my brown eyes. Used to have a friend who had blue eyes and would undoubtly look better with dark eyes as well.

>>73066409
record it

>>73066409
vocaroo

>>73066332
You're reading too much into it

Proposition:Iceland and Britain merge in exchange for the destruction of Greenland. Thoughts?

about to play civ 6 for the second time. Any suggestions? Not that good at it yet

>>73066406
How mental do you have to be to drive in convoy across a desert like that knowing that the USAF is constantly flying above

>>73066427
>>73066429
sick disgusting perverts

>>73066406
You do not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g#t=7s

>only got 46 likes on my ironic post on fb

feels bad desu

>>73066423
maybe with your dark skin its different but light eyes nearly always look better I think.

>>73066433
Don't bother with Greenland, a lot of secret nuclear launch sites there

imagine being such a faggot nigger that you actually, unironically, watch moeshit

Business idea: annex Faroe islands and use them as a base to invade Iceland and enslave Icelandics for the purpose of sex slavery

>>73066409
>not having sex whilst posting on int
>>>/r9k/

How do i go about finding a prostitute/brothel in my city (250k people in the greater area)

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>>73066423
There is however a certain novelty to it

>>73066433
Proposition: you stop sucking englands dick. worm

>>73066492
Why when the Icelandics are our greatest allies

>>73066496
>250k people in the greater area
doxxed

>>73066496
https://www.adultwork.com/

>>73066406
good taste
>>73066463
eh its ok

sawfa namdi has been one of my favs recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcra4jR3Qc

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>>73066471
Does Kemono friends count?

>>73066406
Nightmare how they don't put vowels in

I can read Arabic script because I'm learning Persian but still don't know what vowel to use

i have blue eyes and brown hair

>>73066453
Russians too

Perplexes me given the amount of airstrikes/dronestrikes against them that the're still able to launch assaults/hold forward bases

>>73066512

think of all the iceandic boipucci

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>>73066539
>tfw dark blond hair and blue eyes

if you think about it, Wikipedia is really an awful thing. A bunch of fat autists get to decide the first information people learn about noticable figures, sometimes the only information. Imagine being famous and having some basement dweller write your most-read biography among the general populace. More so if you're famous but not famous enough for more than one or two people to be bothered to maintain your article

>>73066537
why are you learning persian? you the iranboo lad who's been over there a few times?

>>73066463
That is basic shit, came out years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcra4jR3Qc

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>>73066555
>tfw brown with blonde streaks and blue eyes

>>73066492
>>73066545
Please don't

>>73066492
>300,000 Icelanders
>150,000 of any given gender
>a good 50% of each will be too old or too young

Might just about get 0.001 Icelander for every Brit

help brother

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>White supremacists blame all their problems on minorities

>My problems are due to white privilege

Ahh yes.

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been playing verdun lads

>>73066525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

I still remember my first nasheed.

It was this, playing over people slingshotting conkers into a woman's arsehole

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How do I get my mum to stop smoking. Don't want her to die.

>>73066589
is it good?

How does interpals work lads? All I want is a foreign cyber gf

>>73066573
hey!
mr proime ministah
anddaay

>>73066560
Wikipedia is only a stepping off point, there's a reason they reject unsourced shit. If people just believe the abstract and don't follow the sources it's their fault, not wikipedias

>>73066591
yeah, most people's first ones were either salil sawarim or ummati qad laha fajurun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fRy-V92ARI

remember hearing it all the time

>>73066589
wanna play it but i'm too dumb/poor to get into pc gaming

>>73066597
buy her a vape pen

>>73066597
everyone dies

going to start an all mens drinking club


absolutely no girls allowed

>>73066597
Put poison in her fags. Her negative reaction to it will steer her away from smoking in the future

>>73066521
Thanks a million lad

>>73066597
play her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqW_ogLhP4

Jeremy Clarkson did a feature about Iceland on one of his shows that weren't Top Gear, and he spoke to a ridiculously good looking Icelandic woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LkgrOcIBaI

poo came out looking like coffee grounds

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>>73066467
Not quite.

>>73066621
one of my favourite scenes

>>73066637
She's tried them and they don't help her cravings, she always goes back to cigarettes.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4058334/Terror-ISIS-releases-slick-propaganda-montage-frightening-suicide-bomb-attacks-filmed-drone.html

Nasheed lads, I need to know the nasheed in the vid that starts at around 3:30

Please help

>>73066673
get her to switch to dip then

>trade a cigarette for two vallies with a homeless lad
>look them up online and it turns out they're 30mg etizolam each (should be more than enough to get fucked up)
>have a few pints last night
>take one and a flatmate takes the other 'cause we're out of weed
>don't feel anything
>just struggle to wake up this morning

What a rip

>>73066619
just go on hello talk or omegle, it's not hard

>>73066670
i-is that you?

recently joined the skull & bones society

they havent given me my first task yet but im excited

>>73066662
She's about average

>>73066633
>allahu ackbar
>allahu ackbar
>allahu ackbar
<gunshots>
>allahu ackbar
>ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

/wsg/: the song

>>73066561
Nah never been there

I work in Whitehall it's good for work

>>73066597
>go to GP
>say you're a heavy smoker and you hear champix helps
>spike your mum's food with champix

She might have horrendous nightmares and feel depressed while you do it but after a week or two fags'll have no attraction for her

>>73066709
Post qts

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>tfw probably going to wake up in the morning

Lads, how do I prevent this from happening?

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>tfw two intelligent

>>73066702
Well, yeah.
Blue eyes would certianly make me look weirder, more unaesthetic as you can see.

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>>73066760
The sister

>>73066521
These are really expensive

>>73066737
you fast stream?

NEED a Jewish gf

>>73066678
It's Tahirini Ya Dimai if I'm not mistaken.

here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zT_x0WJDuY

>>73066781
Girl in the clarkson vid is better looking, but I prefer women in their thirties.

>>73066792
fantastic post

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>>73066777
ru a girl?!

>>73066670
C U T E
U
T
E

:333

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the gf

>>73066810
any tips lad? xoxo

>>73066807
why would you possibly prefer 30-40yos?

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>>73066807
The constabulary

>>73066777
you're cute

>>73066829
Better in bed
Still young but not old
I'm 30

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>>73066833
There are better out there tbqh

*joins a gang*

>you will still be posting here when you're 30

>>73066833
Pretty average, bring out the big guns

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In all ways but physical, I am Friederich II.

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>>73066802
I love you

Have this webm

>>73066872
Better than looking at Dave and Tanya posting pictures of their dog on FB

>>73066820
*look them up on facebook*
>they've grown out their hair and just look like an ugly chubby girl

that's okay

>>73066857
Iceland is very safe so we don't need to take such drastic measures

>>73066877
Gustavus Adolphus was a more impressive military leader but no one's ever heard of him

He came within 30 miles of crowning himself Holy Roman Emperor

What's the difference between an incall and outcall with prozzies?

>>73066891
np la'

got the whole video, its the 3rd most recent one from Wilayah Dijlah I think

Has lots of kino drone shots

people i hate:
most women
most men
people who have casual sex
people who have excessive recreational sex
rich kids
wage workers
prostitutes
tobacco smokers
alcoholics
drug addicts
selfish people
loyal people
disloyal people
hedonists
happy people
divorcees who remarry
adulterers
widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
ideologues and sophists
most politicians
men with excessive libidos
people who live for others respect
people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
atheists
gnostic theists
narcissists
vain people, especially men
people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
insecure people
violent criminals
anyone into fashion
people who dont cathartically look at gore

>>73066955
Incall at their place
Outcall at yours

business idea: bring crime and thuggery to the streets of iceland

>>73066955
incall you go to them, outcall they come to you

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>>73066873
I don't really have a lot of images

>>73066814
>>73066817
>>73066844
t-thanks you too

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>>73066877
I led a minor German principality to continental Superpowerdom, in a past life; shifting the geopolitical balance of Europe, and therefore the world.

>>73066784
Nah I was a specialist hire

>>73066984
why

>>73066974
u sound like a v pleasant person /s

>>73066891
>that rocket miss

Imagine that moment when you realise you failed and now everyone is going to die

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>people i hate:
>most women
>most men
>people who have casual sex
>people who have excessive recreational sex
>rich kids
>wage workers
>prostitutes
>tobacco smokers
>alcoholics
>drug addicts
>selfish people
>loyal people
>disloyal people
>hedonists
>happy people
>divorcees who remarry
>adulterers
>widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
>ideologues and sophists
>most politicians
>men with excessive libidos
>people who live for others respect
>people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
>atheists
>gnostic theists
>narcissists
>vain people, especially men
>people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
>insecure people
>violent criminals
>anyone into fashion
>people who dont cathartically look at gore

>>73067035
>>73067035
>>73067035
>>73067035
>>73067035
>>73067035

>>73066984
I'm a bit opposed to this idea if I'm perfectly honest

Stuck in /brit/ as a pseudonormie

>have a decent social life
>don't sympathise with the proper autists
>don't hate society
>not a virgin but might as well be

When I was about 9 a Finnish family moved into my village, they had a daughter who was 16 and she was insanely good looking and nice. First girl I had a crush on.

>>73066974
>atheists
>loyal people
all me

>>73067025
prefer not to say