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scoochie edition
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anime
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Finally got my plusnet SIM lads. Call quality is better than my old network, I'm getting 1GB more data with this new SIM and my download speeds are now literally faster than my (poverty tier) home internet. And it's all costing me £2.50 less than my old SIM. Can't complain so far.
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anime
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Imagine being so thick that you're a yank that supports a socialist guerilla movement against a founding member of NATO
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alright
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>>72874215
there's a few people like delingpole who write for the spectator and breitbart london
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keions
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n o n c e
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>>72874254
Good posts
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reminder that brexit will make poor people poorer and have little tangible impact on the rich
at least we get to deport all the non-whites and non-brits though
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>the BBC is more biased than /pol/
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We all know that Brexit will be a disaster yet we're going through with it lol
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>>72874259
Clintons and Trump were both IRA sympathisers

Yanks just can't help themselves from being thick because of muh St Paddies heritage
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>>72874254
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>>72874240
kiddy fiddlers out
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>14°c
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>>72874266
prefer euphos to be desu
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>>72874249
plossnet
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>>72874292
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>>72874297
>>72874299
literal fake news
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>>72874312
wasn't clinton kind of important in the so-called good friday agreement?
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>>72874329
>gif
fuck off
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*trips slightly on shoelaces*

ugh, thanks brexit
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>good honest broadband from yorkshire

northerners are so thick they believe broadband is grown and farmed
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>>72874321
How much snow do you have?
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feel like the bbc has dropped in quality over the last few years
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*vending machine doesn't accept my coin*

BREXIT BRITAIN
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>>72874365
> southerners think that the word "from" means "grown and farmed"
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*pays 10-20% more for imported goods (see: everything) than a year ago*
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>>72874365
they're making a point about their customer service you silly sausage x
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>>72874380
we had none this year (south of england)
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>>the BBC is more biased than /pol/
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DaS3 DLC is good don't know what the autists on /v/ are complaining about
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>>72874415
Probably because of brexit.
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*roots around in the mud*
EYOOP DUCK, LOOKS LIKE THE BROADBAND HARVEST IS GUN'T BE A GOODUN THIS YEAR, BAH GUM
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might just take 600mg
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*soup is lukewarm when I get it*

the Leave campaign's lies have destroyed this country
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>>72874397
the writing quality certainly has. most articles seem like they've been written by 15 year olds. probably due to the bbc hiring people who dont even speak English.
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So how has your day been so far, /brit/?
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*gives 350m a week to the NHS*

ah yes, brexit britain
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Lads

>>72874445
>>72874445
>>72874445
>>72874445
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>>72874465
got dora'd by a brazillian in the last thread
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>>72874452
of paracetamol I hope
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>>72874465
excellent

just had a delicious pizza and a beer for lunch
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what's gonna happen with northern ireland if they don't manage to form a government

another election?
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the best journalist going these days is Tim Pool

really enjoyed his reporting on Malmo
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>>72874482
fucking thread splitters
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Bell peppers are an excellent source of vitamin A (in the form of carotenoids), vitamin C and vitamin B6. They are a very good source of folate, molybdenum, vitamin E, dietary fiber, vitamin B2, pantothenic acid, niacin and potassium
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>>72874297
reminder that the poor would have gotten poorer anyway and have been for years
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>>72874444
These digits would have killed on /pol/
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*send irish criminals to a huge desert island*
*becomes one of the richest countries in the world*

really makes me think
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>>72874504
DIRECT
RULE
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>>72874504
They don't want another election but they also don't want direct rule

spastics
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>>72874527
Heard red peppers are the best, don't know if true.
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>>72874554
WE AREN'T IRISH!!!
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infowars is literally the best for news other than RT
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excited for another /broat/ thread tonight
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Fuck. Why did I vote for brexit. I'm a fucking idiot. How do we reverse this lads?
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>>72874397
Their homepage is always plastered with irrelevant crap and misses out on what's most important at the time. They also try to be like buzzfeed with their newsbeat shit. I had to move onto skynews
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>>72874544
loow IQ runts on /pol/ are easily entertained
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*buys a mitsubishi eclipse*
*goes through all the body modifications available before I can afford them*
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actual respectable news sources:
>bbc
>reuters

News sources with a bias that are useful for getting a viewpoint:
>RT
>Daily Mail
>Guardian
>Al Jazeera
>Fox
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>>72874593
it's a shame infowars haven't sent up a UK version like breitbart and RT have
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>>72874554
memes aside, getting rid of irish criminals only helped BRITAIN become wealthier and safer at the time (during our Imperial peak)

australia is on the rise now because they've found themselves on the doorstep of the fastest rising economic and manufacturing area in history

an important lesson on why geography is important to trade
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>>72874544
stay there you fucking new cunt
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hmm i wonder who could be behind these attacks on jews and criminal activity. real chin scratcher.
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>>72874641
>bbc
>unbiased

cannot fathom being this bluepilled
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>>72874641
BBC are socially left wing and economically right wing
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watching a documentary about some guy interviewing all of his ex girlfriends hahaha so uncomfortable to watch lmao
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>>72874651
australia also benefits from having a huge amount of natural resources
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>>72874651
most "convicts" were actually poor english people
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>>72874483
We've all been there f am
>>72874496
It does sound pretty good, what was the pizza's flavour?
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>>72874527
every vegetable has all of this shite in it
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>>72874691
so?
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>tfw handwriting hasn't progressed since year 5

I dread when people ask me to write things down
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>>72874648
I don't know if Alex Jones is up to that task.
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>>72874667
this
neolib scum, as im sure we can ALL agree
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>>72874711
so SHUT IT
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http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/human-waste-in-cans-forces-shutdown-at-cocacola-plant-in-northern-ireland-35570541.html

>Literally drinking human waste
Fucking hell, didn't think things were THAT bad up there.
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>>72874714
Most people's handwriting doesn't progress after that.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39417239

Why are people so butthurt about this?

Every little 'sheed should be treated the same way
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>>72874742
its an IRA terrorist attack

i bet the plastic paddy yanks donated their sharts or something
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>>72874641
BBC is biased as fuck but it's inaccurate to say it's left-leaning, because it's actually biased to a very specific kind of left- status quo neoliberal Blairism. They obsess over diversity and progressivism, despise Assad and Russia the same way they despised Saddam because they're still interventionists, and usually side with the liberal establishment and demonise the working class.

That said, they hate Corbyn and the current state of the Labour party. They also preferred Hillary and were critical of Bernie.

Their bias is a very centre-left bias rather than a left bias
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>>72874742
>Antrim
Ahahahaha proddies BTFO
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>>72874742
They came from Germany
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>>72874714
as long as you write quick and can read it, it doesnt matter
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>>72874689
it was called diavola which is in the uk, spicy salami, chillis, tomato n mozarella
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>>72874742
>this time they apparently came from Germany.

>"The rumour is that some poor immigrants could have made that long journey in the lorry and that in their desperation were forced to use the cans instead of a toilet.

It was unironically pakis that did it
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Thinking of buying ARK: Survival Evolved

Worth it?
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might watch a bit of the ol' Ava Dalush
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>>72874527
Tfw eat too healthy

hit all my micros but eat too much niacin, manganese and folate
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My facial skin is literally falling apart. Not sure what I'm supposed to do until the scheduled session with the dermatologist.
Literally entered the college classroom today, left to eash my face, came back, took mt backpack qnd went back home like one big autist, think I've heard some people laughing and I'm pretty sure the majority of the classroom was starting at me as I left.
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>>72874841
No mate
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https://youtu.be/pBX5mAzipUo
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Going on my second ever night out tomorrow lads. Last one was 4 years ago. Probably going to hate it but we'll see.
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>>72874609
>the national socialism of may and co
wtf I love the tories now!
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being northern ireland secretary must be the worst job in the government

completely irrelevant but if you fuck up it can have large consequences
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>>72874861
What's wrong with it?
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gonna pre-order this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Beren_and_L%C3%BAthien
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*has sex with the girl you like*
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>>72874789
Why does that matter.
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do i
a) invest 100 quid in some cryptos (possibly make some more money, and at the very least have a lot of fun :) )
b) buy some new boots (my current ones are literally falling apart)
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>>72874925
i really dont care
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>>72874884
nerd
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dont care
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>>72874895
yeah, you can stop that now, alright?
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>>72874856
>eash
wash*
>mt
my*
>qnd
and*
>starting
staring*
My face is still burning, but I wouldn't be able to socialize (I participate a lot during class) nor stay anywhere near that AC.

>>72874809
Think we have something like this here, it's called Portuguesa but it has ham and doesn't have chilli.
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>>72874940
bit hurtful
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>>72874875
It's the easier job in the world. As long as you dont yield to the other side, your voters won't care what you do. If you ever watched them on TV they're unashamedly puppets.
>muh advisors, muh advisors
They do fuck all
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Reuters is actually quite decent hmm
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>>72874957
get some sun on your face
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>[T4M] You can't get my butthole pregnant!
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praise kek
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>>72874957

what's up with your face

I have terrible dry skin which means if I dont drink about 3 litres of water a day and moisturize the skin on my arms starts to peel off, pretty gross. Hands are really bad too but they're unavoidable, used to moisturize about 5 times a day but doesn't help. Looks like I have middle-aged man hands x
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>spend my whole time whilst i'm out thinking up witty, great posts for /brit/
>forgotten them all by the time I come home
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https://streamable.com/ws9pk

Absolutely SCREECHING

state of the saffas
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Vice used to be top notch until it got taken over by SJWs

maybe the same fate will befall 4chan
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>>72874876
It's shit, very forgettable survival game
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>>72875056
this is me
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>>72875056
thought that was two kids afraid of the dark at first
also
>thinking about /brit/ while you're out
grim
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Left or right, must justify your choice:

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1490548744520.jpg
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it's 2017 and my life is STILL on a downward spiral... genuinely thought this year was going to be different lads

:(
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>>72875085
what will you do the day 4chan finally dies, lads?
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what are some parts of your regional dialect that made it into common /brit/ usage?
"crease" for me
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>>72875079
the grimace after it hits is quite funny but i don't get why someone put seinfeld over it
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>>72875085
/wsg/ is the most reddit board but everywhere else seems relatively safe. even /lgbt/ hates Islam and some are pretty racist
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>>72874198
We should burn the white house again.
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>>72875108
Left every time because fuck you
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>>72875108
me on the left
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>>72875133
no that would be /mu/
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>>72875108
left cause i only like whites
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>>72875123
crease and lad I guess, I've seen scran used too but they're all usually very general in where uses them
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>>72875123
I'm from NI so nothing. I did create the "did not read a word of this" gimmick on /éire/ though, not sure how it made it into /brit/
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>>72875123
gimp, rudeboy, wasteman, cretin, low iq
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sat here chugging a mug of crofters cider that I bought for £2 (2L bottle).

having a moment of reflection as to how I came to this low point
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Saw a qt blonde woman at uni today. She was dressed normally, had normal hair, looked nice

Then I saw her bag, which had "smash the patriarchy" on it in bright colourful letters
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>>72875136
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>>72875123
creasing at you thinking crease is your region's thing
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>>72874266
keions are for fucking
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>>72875187

o well

you were never going to approach her anyway lol
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>>72875198
its definitely not an australian thing you vermin
>>72875166
oh yeah i forgot about cretin too
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>>72875174
>cheap shit cider
>from a mug
Absolute state lad, seek help
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>>72875136
what do scotland have to trade?
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>>72875230
Oil and copper i think
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>>72875230
barbs
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Well good morning
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>>72875220
i never said it was
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>>72875229
worst of it is, I absolutely hate the taste of cider but the cheapest lager is £2.50 for 4 cans of 3.8% which I would barely notice
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>>72875261
well maybe you shouldnt talk about things you dont know about you stupid CUNT
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so, i guess you've all been wondering where i've been then?
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>>72875254
Isn't it funny
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>>72875254
it's 3 in the afternoon you wetwipe
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>>72875166
'llo 'gger
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>always see qt on the luas
>tfw too chicken to ever approach her
heart starts to beat faster when she looks at me.
I'm so pathetic
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>>72875281
but i know its not unique to your region
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>>72875210
respect the keions
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Attempting to play Rome: TW without any cheats
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>>72875013
Would that actually help? It feels like the problem is that it's terribly dehydrated.
>>72875029
It's the first time this happens. I've always had this rosacea but it never actually burned nor made parts of my facial skin fall off. I've been doing nothing but washing it hourly and drinking more water in these last 3 hours.
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>>72875163
i created that you spastic
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>>72875310
wow, didn't expect to see someone more pathetic than me here haha

get some cider in you lad
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>>72875216
I know

Still made me feel uneasy
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>>72875315
yes it is
same way "lad" is in real life unique to the north, but on /brit/ everyone says it
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>>72875320

you don't have dermatogolists in brazil?
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>>72875320
how are you white
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>tfw colonial peasant
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>>72875332
Aye right
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need a soundtrack to listen to
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I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
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>>72875361
I already said I have a session scheduled today m8 >>72874856
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>>72875364
gief back clay
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>>72875380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4fGJep748
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>>72875351
i was the one who introduced "lad" and popularized its ubiquitous use on 4chan
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>>72875393

didnt read lol
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>>72875320
Stop washing it, you're irritating it
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>>72875320
I had rasocea when I was in my teens and was lobster red 90% of the time but it faded and now I'm normal

anyway, good luck freak
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>>72875320

That doesn't look bad mate, doubt people would notice that much in person
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>>72875401
oh yeah tbf people might say it in ireland, i dunno. But deffo in england people in the south don't call eachother "lad" or "la"
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>>72875123
eejit
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>>72875340
drinking makes you stupid not confident
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1am

still not asleep

the absolute state of my life
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>>72875123
none i think
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>>72875399
I thought we wuz ur clay? We have a portrait of her majesty in all our public buildings.
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>>72875438
it's 3pm and it's summer
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only 57% of canadians speak english as a first language

not anglosphere
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I posted the first ever /brit/ thread
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>>72875123
heem
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why are mainlanders so upset about brexit

why are they trying to punish us for it so badly
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ugh, 90% of modern music sounds the same

and it's shit
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>>72875241
the oil belongs to britain
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf5IRpT-W78
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need 100% of my testicles demolished
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>>72874627
>>72874654
alri kekolds
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>>72875455
I can't speak french tho.
>although speak with a yank accent
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>>72875230
Whisky, fish, oil, peat
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>tfw alcoholic who can't afford alcohol

ARGGHHH SOMEBODY GIVE ME A JOB
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had 5 wanks today hahaah
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>>72875230
deep fried Mars bars and heroin
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>>72875472
they've literally gone through the 7 stages of grief with it, it's hilarious. Right now they're finally on acceptance and that Luxembourg cunt is saying they don't want to punish us but he hopes we'll join again in the future.
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snape, snape, severus snape
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i posted the first gimmick in /brit/
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>>72875519
degenerate
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already sick of nintendo fangirls pretending the switch is good
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>>72875521
disgusting creature
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put in an application to suspend my studies on Thursday and still haven't heard back
absolute joke
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>>72875531

grow up
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could heem any runt in this thread rn tbqh
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>loooolool he got repeating digits and said something i agree with, praise KEK!!! will be posting this straight to /r/4Chan xD
(imagine there is an image of a gentleman wearing a fedora attached)
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>>72875484
>Well, I was one once

what is this in reference to?
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who else was here when this general began in 1992?
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a hard border, perhaps?
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looks lime we're moving into aussie power hours
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> (imagine there is an image of a gentleman wearing a fedora attached)
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>>72875552
bit twinky shan't lie
not awful though
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>>72875363
Parents are white, grandparents are white
>>72875413
Huh, makes sense. Fair enough.
>>72875422
When did it go away? What did the dermatologist advice (if you did go to one)?
>freak
rude
>>72875429
It's been like this ever since last friday and it is barely noticeable, but it's burning quite a bit and the skin between my nose and my eyes are suffering the most.
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A laptop of specific brand, perhaps?
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surrender the falklands
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>>72875598
Fuck off Jeremy Corbyn
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FREEDOM FOR WALES
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>>72875552
Would.
Shame that's not you tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQblSS2kl4Q

tune
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>>72875537
It is.
>>72875553
alri kekold
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one hundred minus five propositions, perhaps?
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An independent East Anglia NOW
Foreign occupiers OUT
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>>72875591
>When did it go away? What did the dermatologist advice (if you did go to one)?
stay out of the sun
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Lol
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http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/27/students-share-their-sins-at-masculinity-confession-booth/

tired of all the hypermasculine men around lately
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business idea: give the footballers the bankers bonuses
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>>72875650
>respecting a german
always thought there was something a bit strange about proddys desu
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>>72875666
Realistically will any of this shit ever be used? Why would anyone want to go to war with any country with nuclear weapons?
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>>72875666

probs just propaganda :p
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>>72875666
how about we stop trying to pick a fight with the russian bear, eh? most people would prefer them as mates not enemies
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>>72875694
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>>72875591
>When did it go away?
it went away between 21-22

stayed in doors for almost a whole year and the place was always cold and since then I've been normal. don't know if either of those factors are relevant or whether it just went away by itself.
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>>72875704

umm, how about u fuck off? :)
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>>72875666
>unstoppable
Hypersonic missiles aren't unstoppable by any means. Generally ASM technology has moved beyond gotta go fast in favour of low observability (stealth)
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>>72875674
canada STOP IT for fucks sake
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>>72875704
alri vlad mate how you going
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Death to all socialists
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>that feel when theres bare cunnie in your ends

when will hebephiles be treated as well as gay people bros?
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Reminder these are the people who want to fight "nazis"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1eZqenaDw
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>>72875696
I'm not even religious

Prefer Protestantism to Catholojewism though
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>>72875746
CIWS could still probably shoot it down. It's coming towards the ship ffs
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>>72875548
i think this very antiquated reference has proven that i am grown up
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>>72875666
*its a hologram*

SICK of military types speculating what they /could/ do
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>>72875768
what age la
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>>72875591

might be pseduoscience but that kind of reaction happens to me when I use certain chemicals, typically stuff in shampoo. Has the pain and all, and washing it in water just dries it out and makes it worse. Probably best to leave it be, don't go in the sun and drink loads of water
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>>72875699
they're not going to be able to just sink a british carrier and be at war with just britain, that's going to be an attack on all of NATO. we got your back la' xx
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>>72875320
Those are some nice dick sucking lips you got there lad.

I have a nice facial cream that might help you out xoxo
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>>72875767
Whoops.
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slightly shocked that I've lost my virginity 2bh lads

always thought I'd die a virgin
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When is brexit? Oh yeah. BREXIT IS TOMORROW.
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>>72875776
i would
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>>72875817
whats the point of the fucking helmet then
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Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.

But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by “leftism” will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology.

Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries.
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bloody brexit britain
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>>72875778
protestants are the real jews though. there are more selfish protestants in CEO positions than jews . protestants used the bible as a manual to literally scapegoat the jews for their own sins
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>>72875783
>CIWS could still probably shoot it down
CIWS can't react fast enough, it'd have to be taken down by area defence (which it most likely would be, half a dozen Aster 30s or SM-3s aren't going to miss a cruise missile)
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>>72875845
shrapnel and things, maybe a bullet if it just glances it
did you really think a thin bit of metal would stop bullets
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DO YA HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
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>>72875694
this
pepe is a civic nationalist frog
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>>72875883
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>>72875883
he must be pushing 50 now
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give me 1 good reason why the amphibians arent just mass producing nukes for ww3?

it's really all u need isnt it? the perfect weapon, if you will
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>>72875778
americans literally worship jews though
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>>72875878
there was a man who had a metal thing in his shirt pocket stopped a bullet so you'd think a helmet would do at least that
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>>72875906
theres an intergalactic amphibian-bilderberg group base beneath the surface of the moon
theyre stockpiling them there
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>>72875854

The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential.

By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self- hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend to have some such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism.

When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights activists, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities and about anything that is said concerning minorities.
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>>72875883
starting to think i really was born in le wrong generation. elsewise maybe i'm right on the cusp between that type of millenial and the next generation. was born in 1996
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>>72875936
kek
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>>72875817
Better dead than red
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>>72875940
The terms “negro,” “oriental,” “handicapped” or “chick” for an African, an Asian, a disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory connotation. “Broad” and “chick” were merely the feminine equivalents of “guy,” “dude” or “fellow.” The negative connotations have been attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal rights activists have gone so far as to reject the word “pet” and insist on its replacement by “animal companion.” Leftish anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about primitive peoples that could conceivably be interpreted as negative. They want to replace the world “primitive” by “nonliterate.” They seem almost paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive culture is inferior to our own. (We do not mean to imply that primitive cultures ARE inferior to ours. We merely point out the hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.)

Those who are most sensitive about “politically incorrect” terminology are not the average black ghetto- dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any “oppressed” group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual white males from middle- to upper-middle-class families.
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>>72875922
What's the most redpilled Protestant denomination then?
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Six counties, on the north of an island perhaps?
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>>72875989
freewill baptist lad
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legit shit myself about 70 minutes ago

first time i've sharted in over 4 years
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>>72875986
Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. ARE inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.)

Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as strong and as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women may NOT be as strong and as capable as men.

Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful.
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>>72875854

> Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society.

objectively false

> One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism

[citation needed]

> so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.

no it cant

going to do myself a favour and stop reading there thanks
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>>72876027
did a diarrhea poo in my pants once in kindergarten, was too embarrassed to go to the teacher so i just sat in it all day. i heard my teacher talk about it during lunch but they never questioned me
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>>72876027
NICE
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while everyone is moving to the right i'm actually moving to the left
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>>72876027
ONE OF US
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Gnosticism is the final redpill

join the masons
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>>72876092

they could smell it
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>theres a big evil social system designed to hold me down
when did rorkes become so similar to legbeards?
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>>72876092
everyone worked it out eventually they just didn't want to say anything
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>going to do myself a favour and stop reading there thanks
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>>72876073
ted taczynski was a genius lad
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>>72876120
obviously they did but they were fine with me just sitting there smelling of shit and i was fine pretending it wasnt me
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bout to head out to class lads
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just had the most fucking vile fart ever, smelt like rotten eggs, almost gagged
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Shan't be reading a single comment in this thread or subsequent threads.
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>>72876049
Words like “self-confidence,” “self-reliance,” “initiative,” “enterprise,” “optimism,” etc., play little role in the liberal and leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone’s problems for them, satisfy everyone’s needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.

Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.

Modern leftish philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftish philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power.
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Being clean shaven is more masculine than having a beard these days
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I wish that I had jessies girl
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Have most people turned their loft's into bedrooms?
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>>72875934
Modern helmets can stop intermediate and even full-sized rounds at normal ranges, but the old tin hats couldn't. Stories about cigarette cases stopping bullets are normally from unjacketed pistol rounds and shit like that
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very bored but find porn boring too
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>>72876092

how did you prevent it from running down your leg?
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Had a single beer tonight but I don't think it was worth it
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>>72876163
jessie's jane is dead
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want to have a wank but cba
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>>72876151
More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e., failed, inferior). The leftist’s feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual’s ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is “inferior” it is not his fault, but society’s, because he has not been brought up properly.

The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior. [1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movement with which he identifies himself.
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>>72875854
>>72875940
>>72875986
>>72876049

can say with upmost certainty that not a single letter of this entire chain of posts that i don't care about entered my retinal space (which is quite impressive since this wall of words takes up my entire screenspace)
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>>72876189
you shut your whore mouth
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>>72876206
>upmost
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>he drives an automatic
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>>72876182
literally just sat around all day, during recess and lunch i sat on those little metal bench things
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Bears all swiped in
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Love basking in the smell of my own farts. Why does it smell so good brehs?
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>>72876205
Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait.

Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles, and moral principle does play a role for the leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power. Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black people, because the activists’ hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.

If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.

We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of everyone who might be considered a leftist. It is only a rough indication of a general tendency of leftism.
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>More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e., failed, inferior). The leftist’s feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual’s ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is “inferior” it is not his fault, but society’s, because he has not been brought up properly.
>The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior. [1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movement with which he identifies himself.
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>>72876224

creasing at the thought of u sitting in your own fecal matter all day because you were too afraid to tell a teacher
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I
AM
GAY
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>>72876287
suck my dick bitch!!!!!
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>>72876287
good lad
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>>72876287
AND I
VOTED
FOR
OBAMA
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>ywn EVER experience this

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490068895234.webm
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Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are oversocialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem.

The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.
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pissed my pants in the middle of class in year 1 and brought it to everyone's attention by crying out of inevitable embarrassment
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does /brit/ like women with a bush?
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>>72876320

thanks, wasn't depressed enough as it were
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>>72876320
shall only click on it if its not anything filthy
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>Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are oversocialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem.
>The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.
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>>72876362
prefer clean shaven tbqh
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>>72876362
I like that thin strip some of them do, completely shaved gets boring after a while
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ahh, the BBC
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/846410886671732736
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willys itchy again
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>1490711317549.jpg
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>>72876382
that pic is literally me and i shant apologise for it
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I beginning to believe that the girl I'm into is a reptilian. She goes in and out of my life whenever she pleases. She shows up when I'm showing spiritual growth, and she leaves when I'm back to my old ways of alcohol and smoking etc..

Why reptilian? One time as she always shows up, she sent me a random snapchat of her eating pizza with mean face just to show how hungry she was. What's interesting about the pic, is that her eyes. The eyes we all know about. Not going to post it for obvious reasons.
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guys, muslims aren't terrorists
a muslim told me that
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>>72876320
but i have experienced it? don't you mean
>ywn EVER experience this again
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1488
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>>72876433
all women are reptilians lad
they just feed on your spiritual energy
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>>72876461
1945
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have a crush on an international chinese student at uni who really can't speak english all that well

don't know how to ask her out

what do they do in china?
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>>72876461
dire post

>>72876479
magnificent post
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>>72876501
Who gives a fuck what they do in China, she's in Australia now. When in Rome innit
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hmmm ah yes its a "demonise half the population because i didnt get enough love as a child" post
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>>72876501
they dont
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how long have fakecop and fakehospital existed
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>>72876522
psychic vampire, do one
>>
not a nazi or a commie desu
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>>72876522
>white women won't sleep with me
>call it genocide
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>>72876501
just approach her and tell she's cute or something and ask for her number. don't pussy out like a little bitch, just go for it
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>>72876522
haha alri love aha? dont get your knickers in a twist haha waheyyyy
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>>72876433
Stop letting a woman walk all over you
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski

>As I see it, I don't think there is any controlled or planned way in which we can dismantle the industrial system. I think that the only way we will get rid of it is if it breaks down and collapses ... The big problem is that people don't believe a revolution is possible, and it is not possible precisely because they do not believe it is possible.

this is literally the theme of hypernormalisation
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>not a nazi or a commie desu
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>>72876545
both been around for a while

prefer female fake taxi/female agent though
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>>72876558
>just approach her and tell she's cute or something
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want to smoke a spliff and snort coke with alex jones
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>>72876590
>>72876590
>>72876590
>>72876590
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>>72876501
just bang her bro
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