/brit/

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anime

so who won legsit then

cocks itchy

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How normal is it to just approach strangers to spark up a convo/ask her out?

Yes I'm fat and ugly.

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>>72875798
I think I know what caused this now. Last week (wednesday, I believe) I had to show up to the military barracks due to the military enlistment (all male Brazilians need to go through an extremely bureaucratic proccess from the year they turn 18 years old to the year they turn 19 years old, even though as a rule they simply refuse those who say they don't want to serve in the military, such as myself). The line was huge and I think I've spent over 50 minutes with the bright 2pm sun staring at me. Don't even think I've used any sun cream that day, and it's been impossible to use sun cream ever since this sunday due to how much it burns.
Guess I really should just let my face rest for now.
>>72875804
Not the first time I hear this here tbqh

whats it called when you fantasise about cucking a guy whether hes on board or not

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>>72876695
>How normal is it to just approach strangers to spark up a convo/ask her out?
weird

>Yes I'm fat and ugly.
extremely weird an creepy

Just tidied up my desk, think I'll just shitpost for the rest of the day, listen to a bit of music, maybe go to the toilets for a little wank.

it's fascinating that there is actually a Muslim majority country in Europe (Albania) that no one ever talks about

>>72876767
how do you pay rent? I want this life

forgot the name of a porn site that i liked a few videos from

>>72876777
they aren't white so it doesn't matter

>>72876803
try williesinfannies.com

Fantasize about my gf cheating on me and then begging for me to not leave because she loves me.

Is this cuckoldry? I mean I'm against the actual act of cheating, I just like the idea of being wanted and having the power.

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did someone say fanny

>>72876695
Bit ballsy but you can pull it off

You probably couldn't though

might be doing a poo, we shall have to see how this unfolds

you reckon if MI6 had a backdoor into WhatsApp then the westminster thing could have been averted?

I mean they've failed to squash riots that were organised on public facebook pages before

>>72876803
was it pornhub?

>>72876724
Probably just "cheating", though I would agree that this isn't descriptive enough and more specific terms for types of cuck porn are required going forward.

>>72876825
You're aroused by having power over a woman, it's not cuckoldry

>>72876695
done it on nights out quite a bit, never just randomly in public though

Had period sex for the first time yesterday

Wasn't any different to normal sex and there wasn't any blood on my willy afterwards. Just a tiny speck of blood on the sheets.

>>72876816
name just found it missax

>>72876837
why do you hate tom scott

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>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend

hmmmm yes could someone please explain to me why exactly we're expected to hate england its history and its culture???

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>>72876777
because they're genuinely moderate

>>72876854
>M16 not being able to get through end to end encryption as of now

this is already pathetic enough, no need to risk our security so that M16 can flex it's incompetency easier

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http://www.politico.eu/article/sex-pistols-johnny-rotten-backs-brexit-farage-trump/
HAHAHAHA PJW was LITERALLY correct

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All EU citizens in the UK should be worried. The UK government dare not grant them easy residency because they are needed as bargaining chips. At some stage in the negotiation the EU is going to say, “Pay us many billions, or British pensioners will be sent back from Europe and the UK will have to look after them”. The British may reply, “If you do that, all E.U. citizens in the UK will be sent back”. To which the EU will reply, “You do exactly that, we will be glad to trade three million workers for a million pensioners; your NHS and food production will not function without the EU citizens and you will have a million more old people to look after; and also the UK will have to split hundreds of thousands of families under the glare of TV lights. See how well that plays to the British electorate.”

The British Brexit negotiators will be quite capable of doing this to us.We should not be surprised when it happens.

>>72876887
hate the way he talks
hate how smug he is
hate how he's never even glanced at a fanny
hate him

>>72876935
>hate how he's never even glanced at a fanny
I think he has

>>72876907
brrrt

>>72876944
oh. was it yours?

>>72876931
>hmm yes be in power and have the backing of a rich old man
>hmmm yees were defo countah culcha

>>72876933
rasheed

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>>72876953

>>72876976
nah m8 it was your mums desu

>>72876933
>All EU citizens in the UK should be worried
good lol

need a fanny in my face lads

how do i achieve this and does it feel good?

defending the government to the death is the new punk
t. PJW

>>72876695
be yourself

>>72876985
no you're right juncker and clinton are the true #resistance

What happens next in this sorry English led debacle?

- Our country's weakness is exposed, without question, within rest EU, and internationally. Sorry proud Brexiteers, size and geography matter, a lot. 1 nation v 27 nations. 65m people v 440m people. Negotiations start when rest of EU decides. UK is supplicant in every way.

- When the rest of the EU does the very natural thing by staying united, insisting on rules and obligations be respected, no further special deals, the awful Brexiteers will twist and spin it, saying that 'the Europeans' have had it in for us, trying to punish us, and call for some Churchillian spirit! The red top press will go into overdrive, the people remain ignorant.

- The most relevant other country within the UK, Scotland, will rightly refuse to follow this English led disaster. The hard right Tories will spin they should focus on schools, etc, but not say the truth, that the disaster and con that is Brexit which they peddled has actually causes this constitutional mess

>>72876914
>Question was modified to ask if sharia should be the law of the land in muslim areas
Doesn't seem fair to compare Thailand with the rest here then.

finished the 2L bottle of cider and I'm barely tipsy

livid right now 2bh

mating, dating, or masturbating?

>>72877062
oh yeah it was my piss sorry for that

>>72876695
if you don't approach her, how will you know if she likes you or not?
getting rejected isn't the end of the world

centrism is the true counter culture
we have no media
we have no politicians
while the ((((((right))))))) are in power
and the left have the (((((((entertainment)))))))) industry

>>72877062
You got nowt else in to drink?

Also, are you sure it wasn't yank cider.

are you raving or behaving?

>>72877024
need to know this too

>>72877040
quite like the idea of scotland and norn ireland buggering off and a kingdom of england and wales prevailing

>>72877024
tinder

>>72877093
>>72877071
all at once

>>72877093
rahaving

>>72877071
Dating is the patrician choice.

>>72877117
How would he know?

>>72877117
bit ironic that he tweeted this given he's desperately trying to be relevant still but literally no one cares what he has to say

hmmm yes ill just post these completely random tweets out of nowhere as though people give a shit hmmm yes

>>72876590

>>72871488

germans at it again

>>72877090
nope, and it was 5% crofters piss

feel like a wasted £2, I could have spent it on biscuits or something and instead I get this VERY faint buzz that'll be gone in the hour

>>72877076
you rpiss, crofters piss, it's all piss in the end 2bh

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dang

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just got back from the dentist lads

7 novacaine shots
3 cavities filled
hurt like a fucking bitch
had a panic attack during the ordeal
entire left side of my face is numb up to my ears
have to get surgery to get my wisdom teeth removed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ThVKoSkuco

here's a random song

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>ywn be classically handsome

need someone's cheeks around my willy

>>72877116
I've banged a girl off tinder once before and I@ve got a couple on the hook atm

will it feel good though? have mixed feelings about the idea of having a fanny in my face/gob

>>72877194
ayy lmao

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Richard Spencer looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before /brit/. Very very disrespectful.

>>72877209
idk I'm a virgin mate

>>72877234
i understand this reference

>>72877177
What does 'assault-style' mean?

Cos if they meant assault rifle I'm assuming they would just say that.

>>72877234
those arent nips, theyre mantits
i know because i have them and im lucky enough that people also think theyre just the nips but no im a fat fuck

>>72877177
>assault-style
fucking hell

>>72877177
"teenage", they had guns also

>>72877177
I saw that the getaway driver is getting charged with 3-counts of first degree murder because the deaths occurred during a so-called 'felony'.

We should have that law here.

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People forget what it was like before we joined the EU. I won't. I remember the day when I was in the middle of a 36-hour shift as a junior doctor when my wife rang me in tears because two plain-clothed coppers had turned up threatening to deport her because she didn't have the right stamp in her passport. She had to explain to our 2-yr-old twins, in Welsh, why she was crying. We sorted it out eventually, but my heart goes out to young couples facing these same anxieties.

>>72877245
right

well, I'll see how it goes and if she seems like a clean slag I guess I'll give munching her muff a try

>>72877262
avoiding triggering the /k/ autists who claim there's no such thing as an assault rifle (i think they think all weapons are defensive and only work on bad guys)

just had a lovely cum and now im knackered

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>>72877177
Yanks are crazy

>>72877262
Probably just mean semi-automatic.

>>72877234
>that hair

fucking sort it out mate

>>72877262
Means just black and scary, most likely
Actual assault rifles are almost impossible to get in the US

>>72877234
*knocks him out*
are all fash runts this easy?

>>72877318
*walk into your house*

alreet lads jus' on me way to school like

is that weetabix? aw i love weetabix me

>>72877317
had one too, just a bit ago but it was mediocre

wanked off to a bitch dominating another bitch in a bath and she started stickng her feet in the other bitches yapper as I was getting close (not that I have a problem with that per se, I just prefer a shot including a pussy and a girl climaxing when I'm about to arrive myself).

>>72877262
"assault rifle" literally isn't any sort of technical definition. There was one point where they were literally deciding it case-by-case on what the rifles look like (scary looking ones are "assault rifles"). I guess they were just saying it because a lot of the readers wouldn't know what an ar-15 looked like

>>72877315
An assault rifle exists, but the main feature is that it is fully automatic or has a burst function. If it's just semi-automatic it isn't an assault rifle

>>72877315
It's not an assault rifle if it's not select fire

>>72877262
An assault rifle is a rifle which can switch between semi and fully automatic fire.
In the US machine guns need to be registered but the register was closed in the 80s, however existing ones could still be used and traded, they are therefore very expensive.

The AR-15 is a semi automatic rifle, as it looks just like the fully automatic one they call it an "assault style" rifle. Why they feel the need to say that, i dont know, anti-gun agenda probably.

>>72877296
>in welsh

howling

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>>72877234
yank right wing vs Europe right wing

>>72877331
honestly dont mind that haircut too much, bit deano-ish but it could be quite /fa/ depending on how you dress

>>72877395
Assault rifle does have a technical definition
>Select fire
>fires an intermediate cartridge
You're thinking of an '''assault weapon'''

tfw nobody cares about your blog

quite livid that I can barely feel the 2L of cider that I spent my last £2 on

wish I was a lightweight 2bh

never fell for the hitler youth cut meme 2bh

>>72877428
need to suck on just a single cheb in my life and ill die happy

im 34

i love it when autists make it to the top of their sport like mesut ozil or kawhi leonard

landlord's downstairs doing renovations

I told him to give us a shout if he needs a hand but here's the thing: fuck that

>>72877464
oh yeah im a mong

>>72877480
Get a prostitute

>>72877471
Just be yourself

>>72877480
>im 34
need some proof

>>72877294
we sort of do, depending on how the law is interpreted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAIHb1vh9K0

>>72877471
Only way to feel effects now would be if you quit.

>>72877480
mate you're fucking 34 and you've never sucked a girls tits

don't honestly know what to say to you

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just bought the bottom book because of this meme

>>72877471
Been drinking so much for so long that I can't get drunk anymore no matter how much I drink. It just makes me groggy and tired.

>>72877544
I'm 18 and I haven't. Do you know what to say to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KkybB2VSQw

>>72877535
what do you mean? I can still get quite a good feelng if I drink 500ml or more of voddy

I've never been a ligthweight so I don't think quitting will help

Bought a book on Kindle for the first time today

>>72877597
Go do it before you're 34

>>72877597
>I'm 18
MODS

mmmmm

superpower ides: slep beams
this will enable the user to release his sleep from his eyes and throw it in the enemy's eyes. so that i will stop felling sleepy and enemy will sleep

ah yes

addicted to pepsi max

>>72877616
Do you want a trophy, you fucking scunner cunt?

>>72877553
*love theme from tchaikovsky's romeo and juliet overture plays*

>>72876799
Don't get paid very much desu, only on 18k.

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Looks like half the solar system's over here having a party hahh

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>addicted

>>72877616
Kindles were shit until they started making them with a backlight desu.

>>72877428
https://indiachan.com/static/images/1490609607501328.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srcb3-XXOq0

>>72877680
>posting a nonce

>>72877566
do you get hangovers? I can still get drunk if I have a fuckload of spirits and I still get hangovers that last a few hours

>>72877705
Of course

lads, should I messag the family to send emergncy cash so I can get more cider/some voddy?

>>72877748
No, tough it out.

Whenever I read the term 'SJW' my brain automatically swaps it for 'Decent, Empathetic Human Being'

>>72877553
me on the bottom

>>72877748
runtiest post I've seen all day, honestly fuck off

>>72877768
Your brain is busted mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7as7EQhmgrw

why does pissing after having a wank feel so weird?

>>72877687
just used the app on my phone desu, only need it for some sources for an essay and it was 2 quid

hmmm yes got out of paying the gym £500

>>72877768
dont care

>>72877768
Are you Gary Lineker?

>>72877659
haha sorry lads, forgot the link AS USUAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLsvQaxw3g

https://twitter.com/

going to the so called gymnasium friday (gym for the lesser amongst us)

the brexiloons have fucked this country...my only hope is the EU give us mercy in a decade or so when all the old white rural cunts who landed us in this mess have died and we get back in

>>72877795
your dong needs to be cleaned from all the left over cummies

>>72877839
runt

>>72877768
I always think it's pretty fucking stupid as a pejorative term desu. Really could use replacing with something else.

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gas all leftists

>people in london signalling how unbowed they are by announcing that they're unafraid to walk across a bridge in the heart of their capital
"that's right, bigots. We are currently experiencing the bare minimum of safety you expect in even most conflict zones."

>>72877787
mate you're fucking Irish, I'm hardly going to value your opinion

if you were worth anything you wouldn't be living in that shitehole

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Got loads of reaction images saved but no daft posts to use them on. Oh wait:

>>72877846

getting my dose of the ol' black pigeon speaks

>>72877877
>walked alone in a minority neighbourhood and didn't even get raped
>take that, brexit

getting my daily dose of 'tionary 'f 'scure 'rrows

taxtation is theft

>>72877877
Do not remember all this self congratularory bullshit after the 06 bombings. Really cringey and embarrassing desu, shows how much we've been yankified in 10 years.

had an (east) asian fetish ever since I broke up with the asian ex gf

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>>72877874
Nice photoshop, you rorke.

property is theft

>>72877877
We'll jolly we'll keep calm and carry on, Mr Terrorist xD you might have a bomb but we have tea and crumpets LOLLL dae British i shit the queen XDDD le stiff upper lip

*gets stabbed by a rampaging paki, bleeds out as a bus blows up killing 80 people*

T. Rasheed al-Londonistan, Lewisham

>>72877874
you're violating the NAP

>>72877977
>got kidnapped and gang raped and soaked in petrol by muslims and they didn't even light me on fire
>bigots btfo

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>>72877990
Literally me except the part about having a gf.

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Are you comfy, chaps?

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>>72877992
>being this mad you're a wog

back to your country ahmed

why is so much stuff in america "kosher"

>>72878042
>german """humour"""

>>72878051
same reason why so much stuff in the UK is halal

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan who said that terrorist attacks are just a fact of life we should get used to.

He is overwhelmingly popular in the capital city.

Your thoughts?

>>72877877
>>72878011
M&S posts

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>>72878042
>articles writer is literally called luigi

>>72877977
yh same, i remember the main thing after 7/7 was grief rather than this grim "hehe it's just like the blitz!" shite

/brit/ has become infested with rorkes...Seriously what is wrong with people showing solidarity and remaining undivided (the terrorists want us to divide)

>>72877078
>getting rejected isn't the end of the world
it hurts though

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What are the advantages of Brexit again?

hmmmm yess ill insult the victims of terrorism by mocking their defiance and strength while at the same time demonising a religion of over a billion because of literally the actions of <5%

ah yes

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WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE

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>>72878109
TOTALLY agreed

>>72878116
Makes leftists cry.

>>72878090
meh

terrorist attacks are statistically highly unlikely to involve me so idgaf

>>72878118
>>72878124
enjoyed the juxtaposition of these posts

>>72878116
funny

Just learned about the potatoe famin.

Umm england, what the fuck?!

>>72878051
There are enough Jews who wouldn't buy non-kosher stuff that it's worthwhile hiring Rabbi Schmoylevich to bless your high fructose corn syrup twinkies and antibiotic-filled burgers.

Plus a lot of non-Jewish yanks see it as a mark of quality of sorts.

>>72878090
You're misrepresenting what he said and also making some dangerous implications, stop

>>72878144
hence why you should care about the middle east

>>72878164
they should have learned to fish

>>72878090
but what he said is literallly a fucking fact now

its not condoning or leniency, its a fucking fact

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i voted for brexit

>>72878168
>misrepresenting what he said
Not sure about that.

>>72878164
banter innit

>>72878049
Didn't Marilyn Manson already do that in the late 90s.

>>72878190
Same.

HIGH FIVE

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>>72878168
>dangerous implications

>>72878051
think it's seen as "cleaner" by most americans. Bare in mind this is a country where people routinely eat hot dogs and burgers literally made up of ground up mystery organs

>>72877795
Your willy muscles are trying to rest

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>gas all leftists

>getting my dose of the ol' black pigeon speaks

>taxtation is theft

>you're violating the NAP

>Makes leftists cry.

>>72878116
muh sovereignty

>>72878190
Japs hate us now because we've proven to the world just how ignorant and racist we are smhtbh guess I'm gonna die from my yellow fever now fml

>>72878215
ah yes sausages are only made of good bits in other countries

>>72878164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4

>>72878230
>fedoraing multiple posts at once
interesting gimmick

Someone explain "wog" to me

>>72878090
So what are you suggesting, that we give into whatever they want so the attacks stop?

>>72877990
im talking to an asian girl and white girl right now. honestly like the white girl more. asian girls are really passive

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>>72878164

>>72878142
i'm far left and voted for brexit

watch your tongue, runt

>fedoraquoting multiple posts in a single fedora post
hmmm im not quite sure i approve ofthis inovation

>>72878243
well no they're made of shit here too but they are at least not as prominent in our diet.

>>72878168
>>72878189
Rasheed

>>72878249
>>72878270
thanks lads, feel free to multifedorapost on your own xx

>>72878249
if by interesting you mean shit

>>72878263
>Leftist votes for something that will nuke the economy and leave us all worse off
And in other news, water is wet

Londoners consider themselves lucky if they've only been mugged once or twice.

>>72878303
Good post

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>>72878263
Delicious.

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>>72878164
Not the half of it

is there as big an opiate issue in this country as there is in america? I know my town has a disproportionate number of smackheads but i dont know if it's a national trend now

Why would anybody have a problem with the NAP? You're not intending on treading on anybody are you?

the police car on my street went nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar

>>72878257
maybe she's just not into you

I'm chatting to an english 7/10 and an asian 5-6/10 that is taller than me and I still feel my willy urging me towards the asian

not a nazi or a commie tbqhwylrnatmtbhfam

>>72878116
top pic related 2bh

is it shopped

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>>72878142

>>72878334
>#great googly moogly

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>>72878263
SUPERB post
wouldn't necessarily consider myself left wing but i have a lot of common ground with the far left, you lads can be alright

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39410982

You know in hindsight, Arlene Foster probably should have just stepped down to begin with

This seems like a lot of hassle for the sake of saving face

>>72878339
some great banter

>>72878341
Don't think we have the same issue with prescription drugs desu. NHS probably can't afford to hand them out.

Really do believe that forcing pakis to memorise some of Shakespeare's Sonnets and a bit of Blake would do good for the country.

>>72878382
whoever made this must have had their arsehole absolutely devestated by some Twitter troll haha

>>72878365
she wants to watch movies on the weekend so i dunno

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>>72878102
>memes

easter soon

>>72878382
looks like this comic was wrong, drumpf was too incompetent to kill obamacare haha

>>72878445
why can't they just try again

>>72878319
being mugged elsewhere is a whole lot more scarier though

>>72878470
how do you reason this?

>>72878413
Which ones do you think would be helpful for them to memorise.

>>72878429
mate are you a smackhead or something? that means she wants to shag, so get in there you runt

>>72878386
>bowing down to SF
I hate arlene but the alternative is getting cucked by SF. Plus direct rule is objectively better, NI politicians are the definition of incompetent

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im on my way

driving at 90

down those

country lanes

singin to tiny dancer

and i

miss the wayyyyy you make

me feel

and its real

is an "m&s post" a good post?

>>72878318
>something that will nuke the economy

Good. The quicker capitalism is plunged into another crisis the better. Hopefully it leads to the rich being robbed and guillotined.

>>72878485
because London is full of spivs

>>72878487
numbers 28, 32 39 and 55
oops thats my takeaway order ahahah

>>72878496
You want the guy who was fired as Immigration minister because he hired an illegal immigrant as his cleaner running the show?

>>72878536
not likely ya dirty commie

>>72878523
I don't know, are M&S establishments good establishments?

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Saw a "tranny" today in Tesco.
It was a 50+ year old man with a greying beard in a wig and dress with makeup on

Martin McGuinness did nothing wrong

>>72878575
what about instigating the peace process?

>>72878488
hmmm. i guess i'll go for it cause the white girl is busy this weekend. i'll report back here about how it goes

The utter STATE of my life a t
m

fucking pizza cunts delivered the wrong pizza and are refusing to refund me or do anything about it on email

does disputing a payment on paypal actually do anything useful?

>>72878536
Probably just lead to them getting even more leverage over the government desu.

>>72878616
are you fuming

>>72878588

That pretty much guaranteed a United Ireland one day, because the Catholic community is growing whereas the prods are shrinking.

>>72878613
not a fan of the way the m skipped a line desu

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cant stop laughing

>>72878616
>paypal dispute
>for a fucking pizza

>>72878641
prefer not to say

>>72878548
are you talking about brokenshire?

>>72878569
So glad we gays aren't taking that much fire anymore t b h. Although it's easy any way, the face on rorkes when they find out i'm gay lmao.

have literally gotten a free meal from every takeaway ive ordered from

all you have to do is complain and theyll suck your dick

>>72878616
Paypal will likely refund you, but then you'll never be able to order pizza from that place again.

You should ring them though and let them have it, no one gives a toss about an angry email.

>>72878616
Was it a chain pizza company? If it is complain publicly on their twitter, they'll often get back to you and sort the refund as it looks good for them.

>>72878665
what's wrong with that? They didn't give me what I paid for and won't give me my money back

>>72878689
rorkes don't care about gays anymore

>>72878646
>opinions on united ireland not trending either way
>UNITED IRELAND IS GUARANTEED
Howling

>>72878681
Yeah, utter bellend

>>72878616
paypal will almost certainly give you the money back

>>72878646
>religion = political affiliation

stop

>>72878722
hadn't heard about it tbqh but yeah I still hold my position
conservative moron>>>>>>>>>NI """"""""""""politician""""""""""""""""

*violates the NAP*

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>>72876590
absolutely völkisch / 10

>>72878696
it was and this is actually a good idea

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>>72878653
trump has said a dozen times that he didn't want to be president

in a tv interview on oprah in the 80s he said "i dont want to run for president but i will if i have to"

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Who /Tang/ here?

>>72878786
Do it mate, they monitor their twitter accounts frequently and make it relative to the store you ordered from, name the location and a staff member if you know a name.

>>72878801
I know a fat lass who eats these like a bag of crisps. Makes me feel ill.

>>72878646
hahaha the future voting paddies all protest for abortion and love stormzy. i'd be surprised if they even consider themselves catholic

>>72878720

>Brexit and the DUP have alienated centrist Unionists
>Even hardcore prods are applying for Irish citizenship due to Brexit
>Ireland's economy doing better than the UK's and this is set to continue once the UK is trading with the EU on WTO tariffs
>Hard border likely
>Catholics overtaking Protestants as the majority

Ah yes, the British occupation will never end

>>72878838
L____ m_

who gives a fuck about Ireland, talk about something else

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/846745737736146944
is this a happening lads?

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>>72878892
don't bully ireland

>>72878801
patrician tier desu

NI is nothing but trouble, we should give it back as a show of good faith

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You've all failed her.

>>72878906
please be white please be white

>>72878867
>Brexit and the DUP have alienated centrist Unionists
source? regardless, you realise alliance is a 90% pro union party?
>Even hardcore prods are applying for Irish citizenship due to Brexit
pragmatic
>Ireland's economy doing better than the UK's and this is set to continue once the UK is trading with the EU on WTO tariffs
>Hard border likely
valid points, but the baseline of support for a united ireland is something like 20-30% at any one time. They have a long way to go solely on an economic basis.
>Catholics overtaking Protestants as the majority
meaningless

>>72878906
>america
dont care frankly

>>72878971
>that hairline

>>72878867
>he thinks irelands growth figures are a real representation of the irish economy

hello paddy

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>haha the NAP isn't applicable as law you dumb cu-

>>72878997

If there is a hard border then I think the UK will probably just give NI back to Ireland rather than deal with that mess. The proddy chimp out would fuck up Ireland itself a lot.

>>72878906
He needs to be arrested for it not working

>tfw have the new thread ready to go but posting has slowed to a crawl and I don't want to get JANNIED

back from work

>>72879144
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>>72879130
how many colleagues have you put your willy inside?

>>72879153

TOO EARLY YOU CUNT

>>72879163
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>>72878971
shame the IRA failed her