/brit/

Bernd

xD

I drink beer when I'm alone because of the taste

I do not drink beer when I'm alone because of the taste

>>72871697
Your taste is shit.

watching predator lads

absolute ripper of a movie desu

Gravity release me,
And dont ever hold me down
Now my feet won't touch the ground.

>>72871697
it's mainly the sensation of getting brollied than the taste of it we like, gtfo with your virgin taste

>>72871743
aye it's good. watched it with a guy who always asks questions during films though
>"is it an alien"
>"is the green stuff its blood"
>"is that its mask or its face"
>"why did he take his mask off"

>>72871808
now that it's gone for this instead >>72871719

>>72871697
>>72871734
>>72871760
delete these posts

>>72871703
>acquired taste
you mean drink it until you can tolerate it?
pass

new janny taking a scatter shot approach?

>have like £45 worth of iTunes voucher money
>cannot bring myself to buy a single app because there are hundreds of thousands of them and I assume they are all cheap shit with scummy in-app purchases

>>72871885
received a voucher once and got GTA on android

Official non runt fizzy drinks are as follows:

Dr. Pepper
Lilt
Cidona
Fanta lemon
Irn bru

Thanks for your time x

>>72871844
:-0

You absolute madman

>>72871834
HATE cunts like that

>>72871834
what kind of mong needs to ask questions in predator


it's as straight forward as it comes. that's part of what makes it so good

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apparently a tasmanian tiger was seen in the wild in australia, despite the fact they've supposedly been extinct for almost 100 years. Really hope it's true

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what expression was tim trying to convey here?

>>72871885
https://www.touchpressmedia.com/

>>72871996
that would be cool

Why are all those lad's posts getting deleted? Is janny a drunkard? Are those two questions related?

>>72871996
*Bashes it in the head with my GM bat*
haha whoops x

redpill me on salted caramel

>>72871999
cokehead

>>72871999
the eternal jew

> clicked on a couple of youtube links from /brit/ and now I've got embarrasing runty /pol/ shite like that Paul Joseph Watson goblin in my recommended

hideous state of affairs

redpill me on apples

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Did he get cucked?

>>72871996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBpyAOpzlEE
tasmanian tigers a cute
mad to think that my grandma was alive when these went extinct

>>72872075
he's white?

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>>72871960
hmm excuse me sweetie

>>72872066
pink lady > all

>>72871960
He only decent flavour of fanta is orange desu

might filter the word "jew", seems like a nice way to get rid of a lot of snivelling little Rorkelet posts

>>72872091
amateur

>>72872110
Oy vey

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20 mg diazepam straight down the gullet

>>72872110
OH NO MY SAFESPACE

have an ear infection lads

>>72872087
Only in the US

>>72872158
You don't have the intellectual horsepower to produce a post worthy of me reading, so don't bother.

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>>72872138
the master race of apples

the oceans hoard all the big animals I want a blue whale sized creature up with me

Unironically eating cooking apples

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>>72872190

>>72872193
you're out of your depth on this one lad. walk away.

who won legs-it?

>>72872100

The words of a true runt. Although the stuff we have is much better than the disgusting shit that passes as fanta orange in yankland

>>72872197
Elephants?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCUgAVO4zhA

>>72871960
>fanta lemon
I'd bludgeon you to death with a can of fanta
everyone knows club is superior

is there any reason why whales COULDN'T live on land? they are mammals after all

>>72872224
>no rebuttal

point proven

>>72872234
a bit bigger than them would do

>>72872234
Blue whale could swallow an elephant whole

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Fun fact of the day.
You can log in to nationwide's online banking using Ulster Bank's card reader.

what does brexit mean

>>72872225
nicola has the tighter body by far

>>72872256
agree desu

dr pepper tastes like Pepto-Bismol too

>>72872066

Don't buy into the red/green delicious meme. They are not as their name suggests

>>72872110
i'll just say kike instead

>>72872297
it means brexit

>>72872263
Gravity would cause them to crush their own organs

>>72872297
poverty and unemployment

>>72872297
BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT

>>72872197
megafauna were so sick
australia a few million years ago wouldve seemed like an alien planet to a modern european, they had wombats that stood at 3m tall https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna

>>72872288
RBS too
they all use the same algorhythm

>>72872288
that;s a calculator

>>72872288
I'll keep that in mind

>>72872066
Green is best

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>I went back and wished I hadn't
>I went back and felt regret
>I went to the beach and stared west

>>72872264
apples better than a pink lady:

braeburn
jazz
empire

and that's just off the top of my head. now never talk to me again.

>>72872288
B O T A N I C
T
7

>>72872333
elephant sized sloths would be cool too

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Wait, hold on, what? Really makes me think. Almonds. Exploding into furious flames.

>>72872378
pink lady's are the best red apple by far you cro magnon

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>>72872333
all rats

birds > mammals

>>72872413
Me on the right

>>72872409
BT4
but I'm at queens atm

>>72872415
i've already proven this to be false lad. you can't argue with facts.

>>72872088

Some kind of cherry soda?

>>72872378
>just listing random cultivars

oh child

>>72872413
Didn't know there was life on Europa???

>>72872438
meet me outside the centra on mallone road in 15 minutes I'll deck you in

>>72872413
If you think the left Europa picture is okay you're the reason the picture on the right will happen

Europeans are not brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-5G1Y4LZIo&list=PLQl8zBB7bPvLWfGCVicg_kVmSVTGml2y4&index=4

Remember when there was a hullaballoo a while back about the BBC taking down all of their online recipes? they're still all there

what was that all about

>>72872462
Nah I don't want to get raped by a /brit/ fag.
And fuck jews from centra. I want my big meal for £3 with drink back

>>72872457
i am literally /brit/'s main authority on apples and i've told you you're wrong. we will discuss this no further.

>>72872484
Rorkesheed

>>72872484
nah it's your own self fulfilling prophecy

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>one chance at childhood
>i didn't grow up in a big comfy american suburb
>not big suburban house to play hide and seek in
>no pool parties
>no big wide roads to ride bikes in
>not close woods to play in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9cfQx2OZY

What is the absolute GOAT piece of cinema and why is it this?

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>>72872448
Nope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarana

>>72872503
they dropped thousands of them i think, to save on storage space. just not all.

>>72872442
your "facts" are as bland and baseless as the apples you think are better

>>72872502
>11 minutes of le funny weird "tag a friend and say nothing" XDDDDDD
yeah think i shall not be doing that mate

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>>72872288
got 2 bios batteries

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>>72872413
The reality will be more beautiful than you could ever imagine,

Without all the brown people over here, we wouldn't have such tasty food to eat in restaurants, at home in takeaways and recipe books or delis, corner shops etc

>>72872542
small town life > suburban sprawl

>>72872549
that sounds ridiculous, you could store millions of those little recipe webpages on a £50 hard drive

>>72872561
sad at how jaded you are but shan't consider it further

Don't quite get yankaboos tbqh

Loving this new Fast and Furious soundtrack

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taking a modafinil and having a coffee
im an absolute headcase

>>72872653
bit sleepy? hahaa

>>72872542
>not getting shot

>>72872653
doing the same thing but with amphetamine

You are like a prawn to my cocktail

>>72872681
desperately trying to get the motivation to study this course i hate, need to write a lab report
>>72872694
<3

>>72872542
was a lot happier being near a city centre that has plenty of cultural activities rather than being forcefed shite grub and bullied by the spoilt kids in suburban hell as i can imagine the experience was actually like

>>72872653
did this but with 2 modafinil and a couple ephedrine

heart hurt for a bit desu lad

>>72872066
braeburns > the rest

>>72872542
>ywn have a huge american family
>ywn see all your cousins on thanksgiving in your massive house
i want to marry an american girl to give my kids the experience i never had

day time smokey sesh ?
meant to be seeing friends today and if i get high i probably won't. should i do it tho?

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>>72872564
lol just discovered that you can change language on the Ulster Bank one
>English
>Polish
>tfw I know both
Master race reporting in

>>72872564
they're just batteries
those coin types are commonly called watch batteries, not bios batteries

>>72872542
I'm honestly so jealous of the massive American houses desu

>>72872750
I have a shitload of cousins and I avoid them the most I can.
Easter, Christmas, NYE, Mother's Day and so on are a pain overall.

>>72872780
>>tfw I know both
i take it polish was your first then, given that polish is a ridiculously complex language to learn for a second language

>>72872413
USA caused the first two lol

>>72872795
They're not that big though?

>>72872812
Of course. I know it from parents

Why do you call your country Britain, instead of Britannia? Britannia sounds better.

>>72872819
and the third

state your gimmick cuz

>>72872795
They usually only have two floors which makes each floor seem bigger but they're not actually that big compared to most English country houses

>>72872849
we call it UK because there is also Northern Ireland to it

if no one gives me an answer on wether I should smoke or not I am just going to go ahead and do it.

>>72872849
for some centuries-old reason that nobody cares to question

>>72872849
The United Kingdom is a pretty good name for a country tbf

>>72872878

Ireland is also part of British Isles, therefore Britannia.

>>72872863

Why do you call your country Ireland/Eire, instead of Hibernia? Hibernia sounds better.

>>72872896
dont smoke anon its bad for you

>>72872945
not very united though is it

Hopnestly don't think we would change the flag is scotland left

>>72872836
Yes they are compared to most European house ESPECIALLY British houses

>>72872945

United Kingdom of Britannia and North Hibernia.

still eating pickled courgettes

Normie mate just linked reddit in the group chat

What do

how do you even pronounce Eire

>>72872955
Boring!

>>72873014
Ireland.

>>72873014

Eire.

lost my flappy hat down the back of the lounge when I was lounging in the lounge

>>72872949
countries aren't gonna change their name because a spaniard likes the sound of it one day

>>72873014
eerie

>>72873014
eye-rrr

>>72873041
can you spell it phonetically

>>72873009
link them here

>>72872981
How big are British middle class houses usually?

>>72873059
e-i-r-e

>>72873014
EAR

life in technicolor

>>72873014
https://forvo.com/word/%C3%A9ire/

lost my beanie down the back of the settee when i was sitting in the sitting room

>>72873073
im middle class and was raised in a house with 6 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms.

>>72873108
ayreh

>>72873059
Éíré?
who cares, no one speaks irish

>>72873014
エイレ

>>72873053

HispaNIA, BritanNIA, HiberNIA, GermaNIA... We would be better friends if the names of our countries are similars.

>>72873073
in the cities, they have lots of floors and pretty spacious per floor for the inner city.
in the country they are usually about 3 or four floors and lots of rooms on each floor with massive gardens

getting cucked by the gf and she doesn't know i know
top laughs really

>>72873159
suck his cum out her fanny for her

>>72873122
>less bathrooms than bedrooms
Why do people do this

>>72873132
eile?

>>72873159
Story time

>>72873159
If I was cucking you right now and you knew it was me, would you come here right now and suck my dick since you have practically been giving me bj's for a while now

>>72873181
iberian descended people have a weird compulsion to add bathrooms in random corridors and corners of all buildings .

went to a museum in spain and any time i thought it was getting interesting i'd turn the corner and see a toilet door

gonna make coddle for tea later

had a burrito for lunch
Feel like a lump of shite now

>>72873014
Hair

>>72873073
standard is probably 4 bedrooms, a full bathroom with toilet, bath, shower etc. upstairs and a toilet downstairs

>>72873159
what's happening la, how do you know

>>72873144
>We would be better friends if the names of our countries are similars.
why?

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Hmm...

>>72873215
checked her phone cos i'm paranoid, found her tinder convo and evidence of her meeting and then banging some lad
not that funny but yeah might do something funny

>>72873132


Why do you call your country Japan/Nihon, instead of Japonia? Japonia sounds better.

can honestly say that portugal is the only country in europe i like

the rest of them are pretentious runts

>>72873152
Nice, don't know for sure how big my house is in m2 but I'm pretty sure it's slightly bigger than >>72872542 if you don't count the front garden.
Of course it has gates towards it and a shitload of eletric wires on the streets so it doesn't look anywhere near as comfy whatsoever.

>>72873252
>not having an en suit
seems the britsmalls meme is true haha

>>72873246
me too but i still feel like a lean mean HEEMing machine

>>72873271
Screenshot it and post it on her Facebook

>>72873248
Nah it's ayray like a girls name because ireland is a qtpi and britain is a big dicked porn star

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This is in Dublin.

The Irish literally worship london niggers, I am hoooooooowling

rule britannia

>>72873014
>>72873303
Air-ah
Like in Erin Go Bragh

>>72873293
what are burritos like in the UK? Was gonnae get one in london but the place only did halal meat

>>72873314
what is it with irish people and drawing on walls?

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Why yes, I am of Irish descent.

>>72873335
Eire isn't in the phrase Erin Go Bragh

How can anyone have the Tinder app on their phone whilst dating someone? Surely that is immediate grounds for breaking up and surely you wouldn't want to be in a relationship anyway if you're looking to shag other people?

>>72873339
not too bad, desu i dont eat meat so i only got one of the refried blackbean ones with some salsa and guacamole etc, so i'm not getting the full burrito experience

treated myself to a cheeky meal deal today

salt and vinegar mccoys
chicken, bacon and lettuce with mayo
monster energy zero

>>72871655
Brits on /pol/ hate this

>>72871655
Who are those dead balls at the bottom?

>>72873359
It's the anglicisation of Éireann. Which is pronounced the same as Éire but with an "an" at the end

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>>72873345


>>why yes, I can't hat post

>>72873314
stormzy sold out in like 5 minutes here
really dont know why hes so hyped. Not really a fan of rap music but theres much better grime man than stormzy

>>72873391
England and Scotland with NI (no such thing) in flames

worst thing you can do to a woman is rape her
worst thing you can do to a man is cuckold him

>tfw 95% anglo saxon
>have a slight orange tinge in my hair
fucking micks

>>72873339
Nah I've never had good Mexican food in London and have lived here my whole life but also really enjoy traditional Mexican food since I stayed there before for a couple months.
Wouldn't recommend anywhere if you like actual mexican food, but if you don't then you may as well just try any fast food place like Chipotle etc

>>72873391
england, NI, wales and scotland

>>72873339
Barburrito is good. Dunno if they're in London though.

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>>72873393
>ay ray an

wtf i love ireland now

>>72873391
norn iron, england, scotland and wales

the implication being the uk is going to be split up in the aftermath of breggsit

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>i'll have an entree sized carbonara with a large serving of fanny, please!

>>72873423
and Wales too you cunt

is icelad here

>>72873231
This might be true for the rich, but our middle class houses tend to have an equal amount of toilets and bedrooms. My house has 4 bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms for example. I have to share my bathroom with my brother and I honestly find it disgusting tbqh.

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>>72873428
The world-renowned strength of the Irish seed perhaps?

>>72873423
and wales! who could forget wales

>>72873463
looks like a fun lad

>>72873428
not even memeing my half a*glo mother gave me a hereditary heart condition and bad eyesight
my pureblooded gaelic father hasn't given me any traits. I look completely like my mothers family and nothing like my fathers family

>>72873462
Oh
I thought he shit them out on his way down

>>72873473
*looks at post*
*looks at flag*
hmmm something amiss here?

>>72873469
I share 2 toilets with 4-5 people.

What is wrong with you? Do you not know how to clean a toilet

>>72873424
>men can't be raped

>>72873499
looks more like a fuckwit to me

ate chicken teeka so I'll have a tic tac

>>72873503
what is it with yanks and sharting?

>>72873457
It's just air-ran
>>72873506
Just the Irish seed at work boyo, move along now

>>72873339
all food in london is halal. stay away.

can't wait for britain and ireland to both get completely blacked

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STAY SAY

DOO LAY

is 800 pounds really the minimal wage lads

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>>72873469
Have shared a bathroom with my brother since a child and tbqh have just learnt to live with a grimey toilet
pic related

>>72873529
you said it's 'Air-ah' with an 'an' on the end

>>72873526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_expulsiveness

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>>72873473
>>72873500
it isn't even irish!! my father and his father and his father and HIS FATHER WERE ALL PLASTIC PADDY AMERICANS

Sinn Feinn are going to try to steal Northern Ireland during brexit
This is 1916 all over again, the cunts always wait until we're preoccupied elsewhere

>>72873553

love amy adams . such a good actress

>>72873566
Éire = Air-ah
Éireann =Air-aan
>>72873585
One of us
One of us
One of us

>>72873507
It's not about the toilet, it's about the shower. He has long hair and a special soap that he places right next to the "common" soap (which would be my soap).
Also, the towels, soap and toilet paper need to be changed faster as more people use them, more annoying than anything else but still.

>>72873526
Poop is funny

>>72873463
he looks like a worm from worms

>>72873508
don't think i implied that

a man can easily survive being raped, more than a woman can.
to women, rape strips them of the only thing they really have- sexual agency. with that kind of power, they decide who their partner is, who they breed with, who they decide to gift their sexuality to. rape destroys all of that

for men, the most important function for him is to spread his genes and provide and protect his genes. by cuckolding him, letting him raise a child that isn't his, you're stripping him of what makes him a man

>>72873593
sneaky potatoniggers

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My gf says she isn't attracted to black men

>>72873556
fix up look sharp

>>72873622
>a man can easily survive being raped, more than a woman can
prove it

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>>72873593
>stealing something that is rightfully yours

>he willingly eats the flesh of sentient beings
>he thinks it matters if it's halal or not
bizarre

>>72873637
*attaches a runt label to you*

>>72873637
racist bitch

BASED Sargon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOXtqZE7clg

>>72873637
Concerning that she had to tell you, probably fantasises about BBC

>>72873659
'sheed

>he willingly eats the flesh of living things
>he thinks it matters if it's meat or not
bizarre

the best thing about European demographic suicide and the eventual takeover of African and Muslim culture and ethnic groups over the West is that the Rorkes can say "SEE I TOLD YOU SO" after being called racist conspiracy theorists for decades and now vindicated after seeing their accurate predictions unfold

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met police btfo yet again
https://twitter.com/linkuptv/status/846469231512371200

>>72873593
t'wouldnt be stealing

>>72873687
sentience makes it morally wrong

>>72873556
Whenever there's something odd with the toilet, I just tell him to clean it. It's happens quite rarely though.
>>72873622
You have a point, but I still doubt most men could just "easily survive being raped".
They're both awful situations.

>>72873722
how do you know that veg doesn't have feelings?

>>72873702
glad I dont live in london and have to deal with these sheeds

>>72873722
they're just dumb animals, literally the most important thing they can ever achieve is to become food for intelligent life such as humans

>>72873702
dont think anyone on earth annoys me more than this cunt
he's literally like an edgy atheist who goes out of his way to argue with christians. No one cares if you smoke weed you stupid cunt

>>72873692
migrant fertility declines once they come here too.

Be careful of your pal, Friendpatine.

Imagine being a yank that supports the IRA but hates communism and socialism

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>they're just dumb animals, literally the most important thing they can ever achieve is to become food for intelligent life such as humans

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>>72873760
Never heard him talk about religion tbf
All he cares about is dude weed lmao

>>72873702
find it funny that non white "people" constantly disrespect the police and are then surprised when police treat them worse than they do white people

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lmao

>>72873794
>a whole race must pay for the actions of a few

>>72873794
chicken and egg

>>72873780
name one thing farm animals would be doing if they weren't farm animals

>>72873760
>he's literally like
>literally like
>using "literally" whilst making an analogy
runt

the whites have become black and the blacks have become blacker

>>72873821
>who won Legs-it

Nicola tbqh

would stir her haggis

>>72873787
yeah but i was giving the example of picking fights over things people don't actually care about (be it smoking weed or being an atheist)

>>72873821
plotting a wank over this when I get home from work
unreal legs

>>72873843
>farm animals
they would never be born, allowing room for other, more fulfilling existences to come into being

>>72873821
It's true what they say, politics is fame for ugly people.

>>72873794
bit racist

In this country in 15 or 20 years' time the black man will have the whip hand over the white man.

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>>72873846
doxxed you mate

Black criminals and murderers make up a much higher proportion of the black population than terrorists make up of the muslim population yet everyone seems much more worried about 'sheeds than jamal

>>72873821
>Two of the most powerful political leaders in this country are women.
"OOo cor blimey look at their legs, ay lads! ;-)"

despise the sheeds
inb4 a sheed 'doras me

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>>72873463
>carbonara mentioned
I am now monitoring this thread
Be careful about your posts

>>72873883
good, we deserve it

>>72873821
glad i havent eaten today otherwise i would vomit

>>72873821
the white working class and lower middle class deserve everything they get for buying this paper desu

>>72873886
Don't expect people to understand when you are making an analogy if you use the word "literally".

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>despise the sheeds
>inb4 a sheed 'doras me

>>72873944
the "figuratively" meaning of "literally" is in the Oxford English lad. Stop being prescriptivist you frog pleb

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>despise the sheeds

>>72873821
only reason I like the daily mail is because of how much they trigger leftists

>>72873938
"The Daily Mail, arguably the best paper in the world" - Alan Partridge

>>72873972
OED is trash mate, they've also got the "gangsta' meaning of the word "swag" in there.
BLACKED

>>72873938
my mam reads it for the celebrity gossip

>>72874028
Mum*
Ftfy

>>72873982
>enjoying something for emotional reasons, not objective facts
t.tory

>>72873702
With ya manly haircut

>>72874043
need a mummy to spank me desu

>>72874047
he's probably UKIP lad, they're the new muh feefees movement

>>72874028
she's a runt like you

>>72874043
FOY

BBC vs Sky
CNN vs Fox
Guardian vs Telegraph
Huffington Post vs Breitbart
The Independent vs The Express
Daily Mirror vs Daily Mail
Buzzfeed vs Infowars

>>72874047
Most of the things people like are for emotional reasons you fedora autist

>>72873909
I prefer spraying easy cheese on top of my carbonara.

>>72874095
ALL fake news

>>72874095
BBC
CNN
Telegraph
Huffpost
Independent
Literally would rather die than either
Buzzfeed

son of krypton vs bat of gotham

>>72874095
BBC
neither
neither
neither
neither
neither
neither

>>72873702
pissed off ponytail police lady is a qt, want her to arrest me

>>72874155
a fellow lib dem
very good

>>72874075
You wouldnt dare say that to me in person. I'd HEEM you over Carrauntoohill

>>72874113
state of you

just shared that AltJ video about muslims beating their wives on facebook. i wonder how the feminists on my friends list will react. i reckon their heads might explode from not being able to process their paradoxical view of mudslimes.

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>>72874095
The Spectator is the only good Rorke outlet tbqh

>>72874095
bbc
cnn
torygraph
breitbart
express
mirror
infowars

>>72874006
dictionaries are for describing how words are used, not keeping the language pure
do you think the academie francaise is a good idea? should we have an English Academy?

>>72874095
Sky. BBC is more biased than /pol/

>>72874180
Most definitely not
Kys whinging bremainer cunt

>>72874108
shouldn't be when it comes to front page news stories