/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

anime

post paki gfs and rosy

unanime velanime

has anyone got that gif of a just eat truck hitting over a cyclist in the other thread

bet the custodian has already clocked off after a hard ten minutes sweeping the catalog

need a bf lads

odds on janny deleting this thread?

also when did we get our 10 commandments about when we're allowed to make NEWs?

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As a hilarious twist I'm going to go to the Australian outback and rape a bogan instead of being the rapee haha.

>>72712760
Post the one of her laying on her back in that lingerie

>>72712715
>The Adam Buxton podcast
you mean the adam and joe show? I used to listen to it on my way to work years ago

or has adam started his own new one

gonna order a seafood 'za lads

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A woman who says she is "desperately unhappy" in her marriage has lost the latest round of an "extraordinarily unusual" court fight.

>Tini Owens, 66, asked the Court of Appeal to overturn a family court ruling, which said she could not divorce her husband Hugh Owens, 78.

>But the appeal judges, led by Sir James Munby, upheld the original ruling.

>The decision means Mrs Owens will have to remain married, although after five years of separation she would be eligible for a divorce even if her husband still objected.

>She had made 27 allegations about the way Mr Owens treated her, including that he was "insensitive" in his "manner and tone" and said she was "constantly mistrusted" and felt unloved.

nth for stone the janny

>>72712752
He rarely deletes them after 350 if you post something tangential to British culture.

I've got away with a 300 flat when he was active by making a Fawlty Towers edition.

Really depends on his mood I think.

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the gf

would love a go on rosy

yeah her face is minging and she's got a shit personality but that somehow makes it even better

>>72712760
Hope you're jesting

>>72712760
post the unshopped version

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>72712802
>g

>>72712781
Adam's got his own one now. Had Joe on it over Christmas.

Haha oh shit, just clicked on it to fetch you the link and there's a new one up now. First since Crimbo! Here's the link:

https://soundcloud.com/adam-buxton/tracks

Well stoked for this!

What's rosy's paypig twitter

>>72712802
wew

PAKI GF WHEN

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>the gf

>>72712788
>no divorce unless the man says so

We /SHARIA/ now

rosie looks like a russian crack whore hired to trap vulnerable men who are then exploited by gangs

Why does the private sector pay more money when they jobs it does aren't as important?

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Milk goes in tea

>gf

FONT

>>72712788
The institution of marriage needs to be protected by barriers to divorce, including formal legal processes and periods of continuous separation or significant just causes (ex. assault).

Elsewise it just becomes a relationship status like the ones on Facebook and it doesn't further the cause of union and procreation.

Here, there's been a resistance against requiring consummation upon marriage to formalize it, because people are so concerned about the asexual couples who want to get married for some reason.

>"I like to remember Sebastian as he was that summer..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBNtna9vkik

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cute girl
trippy shirt

>>72712884
why does the government pay thousands a day for contractors but won't pay their own staff anything half decent

This is the best way to make a cup of tea

>fill mug half full with warm milk
>fill other half with boiling water
>dip teabag in for 10 seconds then take it out
>drink

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfTTeZOrs4&index=164&list=PLmI0uOz7wiHpnKAmzK8X1RNFXacz9tK_1

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>>72712933

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just ordered and ate every last bite of this
think it's the first time i've ordered dominos and not regretted it

>>72712933
If you could see my face right now.

>>72712933
Literally me mum

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>the passage of time

ah yes, TPB down YET again. what the fuck am I meant to use now

>>72712926
it's cheaper because the contractor is short term duh

Ban Islam

>>72712983
rutracker, you spacker

>>72712960
Fucking hell mate, a whole medium pizza to yourself?

Slow down!

you all said that american music and girls are shit so why are you still posting them

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British policeman speaking to Nazi officer during occupation of the Channel islands

>>72712983
thebay.tv

There's nothing preventing the torrents from going down, just that Spanish court order that blocked the IPs for TPB proper, so use a proxy mirror

>>72712960
>"hmm £10.30's not too bad a price for domino's"
>11.5" pizza
Oh.

>>72713005
>music

I don't have an invite either

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>>72712935

>>72712960
you know they give you a garlic dip free with every pizza right?

>>72713014
No one said that

Comic Relief is a fucking disaster why am I watching this shit

>p-p-pls gib monies to fund more ruthless nigger warlords

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>>72712890

>>72713015
Me on the...left.

>>72712851
oh fuck, this looks nice
waiting on a new pair of headphones atm but i'll be listening to this afterwards thanks a lot xx

>>72712983
depends, what do you want

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>tfw you have a bet on the italy-albania game
>the ref suspends it because albanians keep throwing flares on the pitch
ah yes

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>>72712983
thepiratebay.org

>>72713034
rutracker isn't for music only and you don't need an invite

just use google translator to make your way through to their registration page

>>72713058
do you get your money back?

don't know where the fuck my headphones are

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>>72713042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDA6qDdCuvA&list=PLmI0uOz7wiHpnKAmzK8X1RNFXacz9tK_1&index=158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbg27oT8Z9M&list=PLmI0uOz7wiHpnKAmzK8X1RNFXacz9tK_1&index=159

>>72713044
yeah
the minimum delivery is £10.00 and dips are the cheapest thing on the menu

>Lucy Renee Mathilde Schwob October 25, 1894
> Her work was both political and personal, and often undermined traditional concepts of gender roles.

Hmm I wonder wha-

>French Jews | Jewish feminists | People from Nantes
of course

What are some Anthony Burgess books worth reading which aren't A Clockwork Orange?

hang on lads

did rosy delete her twitter??!!?

>>72713056
the expanse mate, not even looking for anything obscure

>KAT down
>torrentz down
>Isohunt down
>TPB temporarily down
>extratorrent can't filter by seeders/leechers

piracy is fucking dying

>>72713101
>the minimum delivery
such is life in the north

realistcally how much would i be paying a month without the NHS or american obongo care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyGVIeV-oCs

lads i'm in luv

>>72713087
it will just count as void
it's part of a treble, so the bet will just count as a double
the referee may resume the match though but it's been stopped for 10 minutes

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>>72713095

when are the brit mandem gonna link up for a spoons sesh?

drakes new albums aight. nothing spesh tho

Lads. What was on BBC 1 the day that you were born?

http://genome.ch.bbc.co.uk/

getting more drunk by the minute lads

never seen the pacific ocean lads

>>72713115
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/with_replies

Throwback to the time a girl in a club actually stopped me as I was walking past her to tell me how good looking she thought I was

Still didn't manage to pull. I just said thanks and that I had to go. Kissless still, and this was years ago

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>>72713174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8IS0ssnXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54

>>72713164
Horrible

>>72713191
Neighbours and the Olympics

>>72713205
post rare ludders

>>72713223
Always have a go mate. I've kissed a few stunning girls in clubs just by trying. 90% rejection rate but it's worth a bash lad.

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>>72713163
depends on your age and conditions obviously

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>>72713236

i suggest you retract that post Mr. Zhang.

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>>72713176
You are like a little baby to me

Coleman just broke his leg

TV licence man is outside the house again hes shouting up my window
might throw a rock down

>>72713136
>you will never experience internet in it's wild west era again
makes me feel sorry for the poor sods growing up today desu

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>>72713230

>>72713223
Imagine being good looking and like this

Its like being handed £50 million and starving to death. What a pathetic fucking retard

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>gib monies for da nigs you rayciss.

Going to message are chelsea lads
suggestions?
will post pics

>>72713191
labyrinth

>>72713274
I've never been rejected because I've never asked

>>72713285
Je ne vais pas

Why don't the working class just get branded by farmers if they love damaging their skin so much?

>>72713278
That's pretty reasonable tb?h. No reason why anyone on a normal wage for a 30+ year old shouldn't pay for private healthcare.

got a very good coffee machine. trying to teach myself to pour proper coffees. it's actually incredibly complicated and dependent on absolutely loads of variables, that's just in making the espresso. then there is correctly frothing the milk and pouring it to correctly merge the foam with the crema. it's actually infuriating me that ponce twats working in starbucks all over the world have it sussed and i don't

Is Comic Relief particularly shit this year or has British comedy just gone really shit

How much do you think she even makes in a year with that findom nonsense

Anyone wanna go visit tim in Wycombe?

>>72713176
when did Geert Wilders become the defense minister for Germany?

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>reddit demarco

>>72713328
Social anxiety has nothing to do with looks. Your problem is physical, mine is mental

>>72713191
cant find anything tbqh

>>72713359
that doesn't include dental. can't seem to set that up. hope you don't have to claim separately each time

>>72713163
i get free private health care with my job

dunno how to use it though lmao

>>72713278
Wonder how much of a tax cut we'd get if we privatised the NHS, would probably be cheaper.

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got a VERY good coffee machine

>>72713396
>Social anxiety has nothing to do with looks.
You utter fucking sad pathetic sack of shit

Good looking people grow up confident

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>>72713269
does ludder mean slags? "et ludder" is a slag in Norwegian

>add my brothers gf on sc
>sc score: 832k
how

Disappointed with last night's Question Time and how it was all about MUH WALES, anyone else?

>>72713415
Same here just wondering what its like in yankland. mostly good for dental care which you have to pay for

I love how angry Tarquins get over the NHS

They should be worked to death in labour camps to produce materials for the NHS

>>72713432
fuck off snow nigger

>>72713414
If you floss daily + brush in the morning and at night with good form you will literally never pay for anything more than a scale and polish for the rest of your life.

>good looking and socially awkward

Don't think I've ever seen this in my life lol. Imagine being gifted with something so great and being such a pathetic waste. Makes you angry really

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>>72713483
FOY

>>72713429
moka pots are better :^)

>>72713483
Fuck off actual nigger

>>72713457
that's not even normie, it's just fucking pathetic

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>>72713467

>>72713514
im not a nigger

>>72713431
>>72713499
Calm down, faceache.

>>72713457
Because she has a vagina.

Next question.

>>72713483
feck off yankiecunt

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beat thailad at pool today

The internet was supposed to open the world to people but it's just become condensed into a handful of websites. I find myself just opening Facebook, 4chan and Youtube

You don't know how lucky you all are to have a culture. That includes you too, Americans.

Vimy Ridge was supposedly the "birth of our nation" but any sense of Canadianness was washed away mere decades later with multiculturalism and the Charter.

on the mandy waheey

>>72713364
What machine you got? Where do you get your beans from?

>>72713467
>wahhh how dare a part of the UK stick up for itself

>>72713418
Highly doubtful.

Obviously you'd get a tax cut but you would need pay for something in place of it unless you want to get turned away from hospital or charged crazy money up front.

Don't think there is any private care that equals NHS value for money.

People will rue the day they underestimated the value for money provided by Councils, NHS and BBC. Every private alternative is more for less.

>>72713562
what's he like irl?

Coffee is fucking disgusting

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>>72713562
is this alan

need wales to somehow bag a late winner for the bet lads

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>8.2% cider is 3 for £5 from tesco

>>72713191

Rupert The Bear
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Fantastic Max
Born To Be Bad
Dooby's Duck Truck

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screeching

>>72713609
Greater London

>>72713490
flossing is a meme btw

dentists only ask that you brush.

floss is equivalent of sticking things in your ears. it just does damage.

>>72713429
the aeorpress is indeed probably the best coffee machine of it's type. it invariably makes very good coffee when compared to deices like cafetieres and percolators. for the money, it is second to none, and has the advantage of being portable. HOWEVER. you cannot attain the desired 9 bar pressure with any level of accuracy, and it is impossible to form crema. Also, since the water is poured directly from a boiled kettle, it can cause the same bitterness from over extraction that you you see in similar devices, although much less so.

>>72713602
sound, he's a good lad

Reckon if I was a billionaire I'd just donate a billion quid to Red Nose Day / Children in Need one year as a big fuck-you to the idea of every having to top the previous year.

Like yeah top my donation of 1 billion quid next year you bellsniffs.

>>72713635
fucking degenerate

>>72713429
>not holding the cup steady while you push down on your contraption
Enjoy watching the cup suddenly slide out from underneath and your coffee go everywhere.

>>72713431
I didn't become good looking until I was 20 or so. Haircut gym and a tan does a lot

>>72713610
err

>>72713681
what does he look like?

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albanians are madmen and disgusting muzzies but their flag is A E S T H E T I C

>>72713674
can get crema if you tilt it

>>72713581
sage barista express. a local coffee roaster near me, a south american blend, medium roast. i'm not big into overly strong coffee, and you can;t drink as much of it.

>>72713610
I love this picture

>>72713674
All completely fair and accurate points.

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hand over the anime

>>72713695
alri michael j fox

>Thainonce meme again.

Thought this trip faggot was done meet a proxy you nonce

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Why are normies so braindead and illiterate?

Seething with rage

>>72713635
There's a 7% perry going for £5 at tesco. Looks a bit rank, but get this: It's a 3 litre box of the stuff. The equivalent of 4 bottles of 7% wine for a fiver.

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>>72713762

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>>72713739

>>72713749
>£599.95
FOB

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Is this a picture of Mohammed?

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>>72713716
this

>>72713801
No its me

>>72713789
Greater London

>>72713716
what do you look like?

>>72713801
Me on the left

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>>72713794
>7% wine

*subtly takes note of https://www.sageappliances.co.uk/the-barista-express.html for when I'm a millionaire*

>>72713801
thats illegal in canada now..
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/03/canada-passes-103-motion-islamophobia-170324074557381.html

>>72713762
Good anime or shit?

jesus /ptg/ is having a meltdown theyre collecting shill ID's and filtering them

>>72713826
just tell me

>>72713858
p a y

u p

p i g g y

>>72713772
What is this pop culture meme? How is Michael J Fox the but of so many unrelated jokes in the anglosphere?

>>72713794
>7% wine

Genuinely grim

>>72713837
not gonna click on that just report the y*nk and move on

>>72713860
Explain pls x

>>72713877
alri michael j fox

>>72713859
whatever enrages the normalkin most

>>72713665

I dunno lad. I rarely floss but when I do it's only when my gums are feeling a bit tender. Gets all the shite out and my gums feel great afterwards. Feel like I could bite through anything.

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any questions?

>>72713860
thought you meant private tracker general there and I was confused

>>72713807
that's a massive chin

ill pm you x

>>72713837
Yes.

>>72713858
send her 500 euros and have a wank

>>72713898
not breaking any rules mate

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do not disturb is peak drizzy

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>>72713948

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> Bildschirmfoto

>>72713932
Everything west of norway should be English

>>72713840
Yeah, it's perry. But 3 litres for a fiver? Come on. I might get some and mix it with OJ or something if it's really bad. What might mix well with perry?

>>72713977
unruly ting

>>72713932
liverpool on the map

>>72713858
I'm not going to send money lads
how do I best go about this

le coy man

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>Drumpf cucked by the courts
>Drumpf cucked by the popular vote
>Drumpf cucked by the CIA
>Drumpf cucked by his own party on his own health care plan
>39% approval rating a few months into his first term

Will he ever recover, lads? I'm starting to get worried :(

>be me
>be white woman
>can no longer date white men because they might be drumplets

>>72713800
it was second hand me laddo.

>>72713941
for you

Business idea: Draw a stick man with a speech bubble saying he's Mohammed in a public place and see what happens

le curious cheshire mun

>>72714019
He has beaten worse odds. Trust in Donald.

>>72714021
Hello nigger

>>72713967
being a yank should break rules

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me on the right

>>72714019
toilet bog fart is a global joke and was a lame duck the second he took office

>>72714021
hello nigger

>>72714071
me holding the ball in the back

>>72714071
hello nigger

anyone here on universal credit?

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rolling one for the road

>>72713794
I got 3L of 7.5% farm cider perry from a local garage for a fiver. came in a sack with a tap on, and it was fucking delicious. They had three other types of cider too, which I could make an educated assumption that were alo delicious. Absolutely love the westcountry.

>>72714110
>72714110
MIGHT just do this lads
Link her the thread?
Y/N

just broke mummy's digital piano's basal wood legs moving it for her and now she wants me to pay her $1500 for it b/c that's what she paid for it 9 years ago. one of the legs was literally already broken off when i opened the trunk and then the other fell off when i was trying to take it out so i feel a bit set up

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me on the right

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>>72714147

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>toilet bog fart is a global joke and was a lame duck the second he took office

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>>72713858
>chelsea

saw some peng tings in manchester earlier lads
manchester more like gyalchester lmao unruly ting

how quickly do you lads cum during sexual intercourse?

asking for a mates son

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>tfw radical centrist

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>>72714173

>>72714019
>Will he ever recover, lads?
no

>>72714154
YHYHYHYH

moved to a provincial town

provincials are actually not that bad

>>72714071
me on the left

good times mate

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>>72714204

>>72714202
Callum Cronin

>>72714197
As long as I want. 10 minutes usually does the job for all involved

>>72714197
it varies, I usually didn't cum first though

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>>72714019

>>72714169
imagine having family who aren't kind and forgiving to one another. it'd be like having no family at all if they can just screw you like anyone would

>>72714169
duct tape

haha but seriously, any self repecting man should be able to fix some broken legs on something.

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gf sent me this not sure wat to do

>>72714241
yeah, there's only 1 brummie here in a city of 1million+

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OH SHIT

donald does not mean toilet. fucking nobody says "going to use the donald lads"

vibing out

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really gets my fish 'n chips cookin

brb lads just going to use the donald

>>72714291
Callum Cronin

>>72714278
Tell Coleman to get some duck tape and get back on there there hahah #topical

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>>72714304

>>72714304
epic XDDD based fuckin caralad doing epic raids

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>>72714304

>>72714310
>>72714110
pure 'tism

'wfags

>>72714345
satire

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>>72714311
>President Toilet Bog Fart

I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO CLICK SEND
GOOD GRIEF

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>>72714235

Using Reddit more and more frequently desu. I feel more like I'm amongst my own kind when I'm on 4chan, but Reddit can be very useful because of its massive user base

>>72714197
When I first started I probably lasted 20-30 seconds. But eventually you build up enough resistance. There's a bunch of little things to improve stamina.

1- don't flex your thighs/legs when doing it
2- if you feel like you're about to cum, then slow down, or if you need to, pull out and reposition
3- try easier positions like cowgirl that aren't as tight
4- practice kegels in advance
5- jerk off a few hours in advance of sex, if you really have to

>>72714394
donald doesn't mean toilet

>>72714403
For sure. Better actual content on reddit, but I never post or anything

>>72714396
Keep us updated on any replies.

>>72714439
FOY

>>72714396
you're DONE mate

>>72714403
if utilised correctly, reddit can be a very powerful unique tool
any mongs that dismiss the entire website because of 'muh chon loyalty' are pathetic

>>72714439
No but trump means fart hahaha.

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>When I first started I probably lasted 20-30 seconds.

>>72714403
>>72714450
go back to there

>>72714465
get fucked leaf >>72714479. now jog on back to the reddit

>>72714304
she won't be impressed

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>>72714439
*BRAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

>>72714488
Look guys we got a sex expert here

He probably orgasmed like six times his first time, what a casanova

reddit is only good for having a wank
>>72714505
donald = don = donny = dunny = dunny can

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>>72714527

>>72714278
the wood's all turned into saw dust. it's super cheap material. i can literally rub my finger on it and break the wood off. it's like half plastic. i'd have to buy a new backboard

>>72714505
>implying president bog fart is a reddit meme
literally as 4chan as it gets, reddit would never allow such childish toilet humour

>>72714439
no but John does

>>72714432
saving this to my notes, cheerz

>2- if you feel like you're about to cum, then slow down, or if you need to, pull out and reposition

i did this with the last bint i shagged but everytime i pulled out and waited or repositioned once i popped back in after a few strokes i'd feel like cumming again

asians are just so fucking tight man

>3- try easier positions like cowgirl that aren't as tight

cant do cowgirl as i'm on the bottom bunk bed rn

>4- practice kegels in advance

is this anecdotal and worked for you or did you read it somewhere creditable

>>72713191
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

>>72714505
Just stating a fact mate, no need to cry about it.

>>72714552
>stretching it that hard
by that logic
canada = cuckada = cuck
no one calls it a donald
>>72714581
was implying that because he is canadian he is from reddit because they have the highest per capita use of reddit in the world

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*does a smelly president in the bullet aisle of Wal Mart*

>>72714439
Donald --> Don - > Dunny

Can't decide whether to have my night time wank to paki gf or rosy

>>72714290
Hairstyle looks like something out from an 80's pinup, which is a shame. Very Shirow
I really have no idea if I want to see the movie or not

>>72714534

autismo yank is here

>>72714642
alright then President fart

appealing a parking ticket. got refused the first, informal appeal. making an appeal to popla now, if they reject my case, going to take it to the ombudsmen for help, apparently the final stage is a court judgement, in which 60% of the people who went through the appeal process win. it was either that or just ignore it. i'm not paying it whatever happens, they can fuck off. i forgot to get a ticket and was two minutes outside the 10 minutes grace period before i'd ran back to get a ticket, and they want to charge me £100

anyone else got a parking ticket? do you just pay it, or ignore it? anyone else appealed and won/lost? i would have paid if it was a council car park, their penalties are reasonable like a tenner, but it's one of those private car parks cuntrag company who clamp people and shit. fuck them. scum.

>>72714642
Pissident of the Poonited Sharts, Toilet Bog Fart and his Vice Pissident, My Dick Pants

>>72714706
you can even say "toilet fart" because john clearly means toilet and people actually say that

>>72714728
not a single

>>72714728
just ignore it, they aren't gonna come after you

>>72714403
same

people just bash on reddit to look cool

it's good

you can use both the 'chon and the 'ddit

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President Donny Fart

looking forward to playing table tennis tomorrow

>>72714756
t. Poosident toilet

do you think she's in this thread lads

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>>72713191
Blue Peter

>>72714800
hell yeah I'm trying to help her stay by showing how much we hate Fart

reddit is shit fuck off

>>72714770
already doing the appeal process. nothing to lose from appealing, 60% of cases win in the final hearing, then you don't get a black mark on your credit rating when you don't pay.

it's a bit of a process but has only really taken up a couple of hours in total

doing a wank to princess chelsea for free

r jan

>>72714872
nah

who reddit here?

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janny...

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janny is about

Might get my head down.

guarantee rosy studies psychology at uni

she's the exact type of psycho bint

>>72714728
>ombudsmen
mental word

Message chelsea with:
'Do you mind if i have a wank to you for free?'
Y/N

>>72715006
they are very good lads. does your country have them?

new
>>72715071
>>72715071
>>72715071

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Last digit of this post decides which I wank to

>>72715029
N, don't tell her and have a free wank anyway
she's probably reading this thread anyway