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#agekinproblems edition
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maisie
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the notorious B.R.I.T
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>>>/his/2557287
increased blood flow to the brain?
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gabber
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t' 'f
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this one got me thinking
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>>72708562
dumb cunt
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re

view

brother
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gin and tonics aren't hitting the sides
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>>72708517
is this real?
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need to leave the flat soon to get more alcohol
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that yank won't get a picture of my spliffs ever again
he crossed the line
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Global problems in order of seriousness:
1. Niggers overbreeding
2. Niggers fleeing to Europe
3. Nigger culture percolating through Europe
4. Niggers breeding with non-niggers
5. The existence of niggers
900000000000001. Global "warming"
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Testing the spirit bomb lads
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cool beans

neetdom secured for another couple of months
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You'll be watching Ireland vs Wales, right lads?
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>>72708606
the jan man made a post
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>>72708644
my kicks louis vuit
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pOST rOSY PICTURES THIS INSTANT
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I've never had a girlfriend. I've never touched a breast. I've never seen a vagina.
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>>72708652
Alright Mr. Bean haha
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love is hard to find
but its friday night
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>>72708640
>t. Stephen Bannovski
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>>72708652
That's not a lot of money.
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>>72708652
yeah but your bike is rekted
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the gee-eff
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posting
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>>72708706
looks like a knock off kstew
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Funny how Grime was invented by a white man (Mike Skinner)
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>>72708640
you mixed up 1 and 2
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just wanked for the first time in over 8 days

load was extremely viscous
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>>72708652
>tfw work in insurance

weird seeing work shit on /brit/
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>>72708706
Mine's better
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>>72708634
ye
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>>72708652
>mr bean
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a number of gfable irish lasses in this kino
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>>72708640
>overbreeding
No such thing
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>>72708652

woah don't go mental with all that cheddar
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Fella who wanted to know about any having been best man might've missed my post here:
>>72708699
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>>72708706
>>72708735
mines the best
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>>72708705
nah, straightened the forks and replaced the mudguard, all MOT'd and set

it's a cat-C now, but apparently that means nothing
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domino's americano 'za is only good the morn' after ('cause of the 'erbs init)
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>>72708752
In six of the seven continents, you're correct.

As for the other...
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>>72708718
that's amber heard you bint
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>>72708768
Wojak looks too happy there.
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>>72708706
>>72708735
>>72708768
mine's the best because she actually exists
shan't be posting a picture though
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Just bought this bag

Thoughts?
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>>72708788
my point stands
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>>72708795
are you saying cara doesnt exist?
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>>72708763
what dick makes his m8 the best man when he has a brother
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gf just got a 2 year ban for drink driving, has to take her test again

she told me she'd never get caught
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Need to know ASAP

Is it gay to fap to a tranny lads? Have already done the fap and genuinely didn't know it was a tranny but on second viewing it's kinda obvious fuckkkkk
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never sexed
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>>72708779
I bet some mega virus mysteriously appears and wipes out billions of people in the next 20-30 years.
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>>72708825
give her a spanking desklad
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>>72708775
If you retained salvage, repaired it yourself (i.e with your own money) and got a new MOT done you should check with your insurance company that they know this and you're comprehensively insured.

When your vehicle is written off, cover drops to TPO.

t. insurance expert (read: call centre drone)
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>>72708321
So what do they tell the owners when they accidentally do shit like that?
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>>72708744
>>72708684
not mr bean >:(
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>>72708791
who wouldnt be in a position like that
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>>72708825
how was she caught?
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>>72708823
I think his brother didn't want to be best man, he was just a standard usher.
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>>72708836

sexuality doesn't exist
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over one million jews were killed at auschwitz alone

that's fucking mental
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>>72708640
>>72708779
african populations will peak around 2050
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>Tfw you weren't even asked back for the Sixth Form leaving meal
Looking back I must've royally pissed them off.
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>>72708823
i'm not mates with my younger brother
wouldn't expect to be his best man either
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underrated kin'
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>>72708779
that will level off

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS_OiPO0LpM
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hollywood is mint
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>>72708806
Herschel SOLID buy
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>>72708640
>global warming not an issue

global warming is about to make the current problems 10000x worse as africa, southern europe and asia becomes too hot to farm and inhabit, then they'll all move to northern europe

BILLIONS of them
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>>72708866

She wasn't as drunk as she usually is and refused to suck off the copper
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>>72708894
based on...what?

you?
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>>72708888
all related to me
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>>72708866
got pulled over because she was swerving and blew twice the limit

>>72708848
not desklad
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>>72708905
unless you've seriously fallen out long term it doesn't matter if you're not friends . blood > all
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any published political scientists ITT?
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>>72708779
africans will take over the planet and wipe all other races out
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dub for the 6 god
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>>72708856
it was TPFT before
it's worth fuck all, I'm not paying 3 times the cost of the bike just to be fully comp

I've been told to play dumb if it ever comes up
I don't plan on having this bike for too much longer anyway, gonna spend that cash on getting my licence before my CBT expires in september
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What are some pure kino films and pure ludo games lads?
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GWERINIAETH IWERDDON!
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just defeated the werewolf at the start of bloodborne with just my fists lads
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I would be this lass's plus 1 desu
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>>72708938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA5BM7CE5-8

science and statistics

you dumb cunt
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>>72708857
They go in knowing it is liable to happen.
It's even worse because 100% of the groom room colleagues are women who cannot handle any sort of pressure despite mostly being over 40.
You do not know the horror to see 4 grown women trying to subdue a great dane to clip its claws.
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Just realised I never use mate.

Sometimes when I know I'm going to be greeting someone I'll think ''might use mate this time'', but I always bottle it.

So fucking weird.
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Genuinely can't imagine myself ever getting married lads, even though I'd love to have a qt wife and a few kids
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>>72708806
would cop if i ever had a reason to own a bookbag again
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>>72708964

Africans are to busy wiping other Africans out because of racial differences
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>>72709039
>1 hour
fuck off
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>>72709061
I have zero desire to get married or have a family

I just want a gf so I'm not a lonely virgin
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>>72709053
90% of this thread is bannable
selective enforcement innit
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>>72709039
>59:12

NAH

I recognise the guy though.
He admits that we will hit 11 billion by 2100 and then it will come down.
But 3.5 billion of those 4 billion extra people will come from Africa.
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>>72708995
Grats Jimmy
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>>72708995
enjoy your 20 fps chromatic aberration sickdark ayy lmao linear console shit
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>>72709053
he banned you because you're a cunt not for the content
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>>72709053
watch it lad he doesn't take kindly to posters showing their bans
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>>72709039
what happens when anything south of italy becomes too hot to inhabit properly and the entire populations of those nations migrate north into europe
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>>72709039
requiéscat in páce
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Absolute slammer of a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w
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How do you pronounce Seána?
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>>72709144
neeve
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>>72709093
his estimates are way too low

by 2100 we'll have at least 75 billion people
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>when you get stoned and forget where you are and feel free

Pity it doesn't last long enough.
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>72709096
>>72709099
>leaves


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>72709144
shauna
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>>72709157
dumb yank
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i have my GED so im perfectly qualified to tell you how climate change is bullshit
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going to get fried and work on a choon tonight
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waifu
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Just realised, new episode of Impractical Jokers is up. I'll enjoy that with the dinner I'm about to cook.
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>>72709178
I have a BA so I'm perfectly to tell you refills are extra
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw
new PJW video lads
love this bloke, he's our saviour!
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>>72709229
Wow, I don't give a shit
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>>72709222
i'm going to remain sober and post on the chon and think about doing an ol' 'cide

as per the usual
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>>72709159
pity they make a mess of the ground with all your blood
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>when you think you have bad breath one day and wait until you get home and ask someone you trust to tell you the truth but you're scared because if you do then you've been walking around all day talking to people with manky breath
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>>72709161
Augustus biography by Adrian Goldsworthy and The Victorians by AN Wilson.
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>DRINKING vodka mixed with Red Bull changes the brain in a similar way to taking cocaine, experts have warned.
Wow, I'll be sure not to do that then.
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>>72709268
brush your tongue, if your mouth feels fresh afterwards then you had bad breath
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>>72709224
Why is her face so weird?
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Swedish gf
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>>72709253
Then my post wasn't directed at you.
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>turned into red nose day for 5 minutes
>fucking unfunny catherine tate pretending she's a teenager
>am i bovvvered

Fucking crap
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>>72709321
delete
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>>72709317
>not snorting a fat line before necking a double vodka red bull
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Business idea: Make an app called "Mate"
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>>72709268
Lick wrist with back of tongue and wait for it to dry then smell it
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>>72709362
what do you do on it
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>>72709349
isnt she like 50 now
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Druggies fuck off.
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>>72709321
she's not real
wish they'd stop posting her, i fucking HATE her
@354
i hid this post
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me on the left
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>>72709317
all they mean is that both cocaine and caffeine neutralise the depressant effect of the alcohol so you feel less drunk than you really are and thus can lead to overdose
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another dismal week in my dead end job
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>>72709397
you'd know if you had any mates
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Why don't cwaps solve crime instead of torturing black people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jit3YhGx5pU
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just did a 9 hour shift after staying up for 2 days straight snorting cocaine. i'm kind of cold but sweating heavily. gonna eat my tea and go to bed i think
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my sister does the virgin walk
though in her defence she does have schizophrenia
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>>72709460
woah you sound solid mate
well done, really proud of you
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>>72709460
nutter
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Why is British comedy so utterly shit at present?
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>>72709473
primed for a bumming she is lad
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>>72709513
it's been shit for years
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>>72709513
The younger generation isn't funny.
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>>72709473
is she cute?
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tea
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>>72709544
my dog would turn his nose up at that
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the new pad
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>>72709513
It's considered divine around here.
Simply foreign gold. Keep up the good work.
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>>72709530
It's truly fucking dire now though.
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when's ww3 gonna happen? I'm tired of all this peaceful coexistence
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>>72709544
is that supposed to be yorkshire pudding
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>>72709473
>tfw no mentally ill gf
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>>72709544
Dismal display of cuisine.
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>>72709574

paki dog
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>>72709544
Jealous. I'd love that. Tempted to go get something similar now.
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>>72709535
not really

>>72709544
stop posting this
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just dropped a tenner on a naughty little treble lads
is gambling on footy deano-esque?
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>>72709667
pics of sister
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the reading material
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>>72709686
bet on hamilton winning on sunday in f1 its free money
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jpop
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saw some poppers in a shop today

I thought mummy may banned those awful things?
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just saw someone flush a tenner down the toilet
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>>72709445
Watching this purely based of aesthetic and cinematography

Don't care about the storyline or film
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>>72709473

>schizophrenia

doesn't exist
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Should I get a chinkpad or are they a meme?
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>>72709723
Which shop? Have you been visiting your local gloryhole sex shop dungeons again?
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>>72709686
>betting on wales
mong
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>>72709761
they sold bongs and bb guns too
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>>72709758
ROOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>72709757
Don't get a new Lenovo Thinkpad, they are complete and utter shite. Spent something like £600-700 on mine and it was one of the biggest mistakes I have made

Get a used IBM one
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>>72709710
don't watch f1 but just checked the odds and it's 3/10
not really worth it
>>72709779
fuck off paddy
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Do I have girly pouty lips?

Some people say I do but I think they're just normal.
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>>72709006
have been asked multiple times to be girls "plus 1" to weddings, have always said I'm busy tho, don't wanna go to some wedding where I don't know anybody haha

are you supposed to shag them as well?
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>>72709758
right looks like a proper slapper, phwoar
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>>72709800
didn't think they'd be that shit wew
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>>72709789
I got a used T410 a while back for like £100, I'm pretty pleased with it
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>>72709544
so
this is the northern powerhouse
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>>72709804
probably but best to ask
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>>72709803
stop posting pictures of yourself here, sadcase
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why is british beef so fucking shit
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>>72709397

Mate things
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mental that southerns don't like chips and gravy
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>>72709758
Middle has a fat face but isn't that fat
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>>72709800
>fuck off paddy
I am Welsh, twat
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turned out she's a lezzer but will she take a woman to the wedding. these are the questions
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>>72709863
Its anonymous. Not like Im gonna ask this dumb question anywhere else.
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Ah yes, Comic Relief. People spitting water at each other.
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>>72709897
Fuck off, Lylywnyslywsdydywlnylwhrydstlylwllwlwlwl
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Mfw been coughing like this since August.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W5DI8uhRUb
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wtf I love scotland now?
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>>72709897
don't give a fuck mate
bale will do his thing
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mental that people outside of teeside dont have lemon top ice creams

genuinely fucking unfathomable, worst thing about moving south for university

like in a coastal city too, absolutely DIRE
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how do you pronounce kerslake?
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>>72709890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LrDzOwuOU
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got the most (you)s on nederdraad
losers
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look at you, leftist. an intolerant creature of meat&bone. panting&sweating as you get in my DMs. how can you shock a punk-rocker?
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>>72709923
isn't august for a few months mate are you a time traveller
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>>72709941
forth-clyde > all other 'nals
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>>72709994

Last August you tard.
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so
this is the midlands engine
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Any of you bellends play dota 2?
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>>72709964

food for thought: i bought a macc lads CD in amoeba records in LA in 2009
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Islam?
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is there a /brit/ minecraft server?
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>>72710064
no sweetiepie, THIS is the midlands engine
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>>72710054
hasn't been august yet only been january and february

don't know what you're on
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>>72709593
Looks like it would be a comfy NEET pad 2bh
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>>72710102
TINY
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/618uji/execution_of_a_teenage_girl_2006_in_2004_16_year/

can only imagine the levels cognitive dissonance stuff like this gives leftists
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business idea: import a Crown vic into the UK
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>>72710074
i have Beer & Sex &Chips & Gravy on white vinyl.
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>>72710130
luckily i have another version
sad state of affairs though
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Fat cunt James Corden. Why is this sack of shit still living when our bobbies are dying on the streets???????????????/
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I have a big white willy. I posted it in /brit/ about a week ago
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>>72710156
>didn't save the updated version
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>>72710139
leftist only like the westernised muslims who want to escape sand countries
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https://vid.me/pSbD

Opinions, lads?
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any good books about islam
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>>72710156
Should be in Manchester, or Leeds
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mental that the salem witch trials only happened in 1960
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>>72708588
see morons riding around cities on bikes with these tyres now (not with 2 front wheels)

utter mongos don't understand basic friction

for desert and snow though they would actually be p decent
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Business idea: buy cheap non-alcoholic versions of beer and wine and cider, and add cheap alcohol to them
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>>72710186
i saved the thumbnail
see >>72710102
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>>72710188
did I watch someone die?
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>>72710186
what are the lines
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>>72710139
>religious people are backwards
wow who knew
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>>72710243
they indicate the main routes
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>>72708640
very racist, hope you don't actually believe this
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>>72710217
dont you mean 1690s
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aah there's a fucking insect in my room

truly the worst part of spring
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>>72710139
leftists tend to be anti-religion you melt
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stop saying the N word...
what is wrong with you people?
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>>72710159
ON THE STREEEEEEETS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2q9Q02IS7E
why doesn't /brit/ drink boddies
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>>72710186

why would any white person want to get to birmingham faster?
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>>72710268
of??

doesn't tell us anything unless we can see comparative routes from other cities
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>>72710283
america didnt exist in 1690
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Why the fuck do Indians talk on the phone 50% of their waking day? Indians in public especially have nothing better to do than air out their gross monkey language.
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>>72710295
Nigger, get your black ass outta here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8
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why is america so aesthetic
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>>72710302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6B6Cm0hpxw
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about to watch "jabberwocky", got a few bottles of bitter and some peanuts

what are you lads up to tonight then?
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I feel like a lot of people's grans were probably excied for this. Feel bad for them.
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>>72710340
British North America did
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don't trust anyone who says they're exclusively hetero or gay
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>>72710386
They'll be dead tomorrow any way
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>>72710387
no such thing
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>>72710348
ah yes
very aesthetic
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What these silverfish don't know is that under my kitchen sink is a full tub of diatomaceous earth and that they exist only by my consent.
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understanding a bit of dutch i can confidently say that /nederdraad/ is even more vapid than /brit/
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haha thought that said something else at first
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>>72710444
Still would look OK at street level
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>>72710443
don't understand
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>>72710386
Oh shit is that how you spell Darcey? I might have been spelling my niece's name wrong this whole time.
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>>72710444
Suburbs need to fucking die
>>
Has anybody noticed that Africans have cloudy dark brown eyes while Asians and Native Americans have virtually black eyes? Why do Asians and Asian offshoot people have such dark eyes but less melanin?
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>>72710444
america is a weird cult that went too far
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just found a lump of shit on the floor
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>>72710448
Had silverfish in my room in first year

Gassed them all with a fly killer spray
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>>72709445
>>72709445
>>72709445
Why is the USA so aesthetic?
>>
>>72710505
Was it a potato?
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>>72710451
>yeah mate i've been to dam a couple so i guess you could say i'm fluent in dutch
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>>72710481
course not
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>>72710505
>Manifesto
>not Das Kapital
alri culchie
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>>72710505
yeah, that was pretty dated even by the turn of the twenty century. Das Kapital is a far better read if you can come across that on the floor
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my nigga
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Ah, safe in bed
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>>72710463
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>72710505
>has "Stefan T. Possony" on the cover
>doesn't have Engels, who literally co-wrote the fucking Manifesto
dumb paddyposter
>>
Before silverfish reproduce they carry out a ritual involving three phases, which may last over half an hour. In the first phase, the male and female stand face to face, their quivering antennae touching, then repeatedly back off and return to this position. In the second phase the male runs away and the female chases him. In the third phase the male and female stand side by side and head-to-tail, with the male vibrating his tail against the female.[11] Finally the male lays a spermatophore, a sperm capsule covered in gossamer, which the female takes into her body via her ovipositor to fertilize her eggs.

daft autistic insects

they've been around for millions of years and they still havent become self aware about how autistic this is
>>
how do actors for example hugh jackman, keanu reeves look so young for their age dudes nearly 50

few wrinkles, good skin etc. If I ever reach that age I will definitely look like complete shit, yet I exercise alot and eat well


so how do they do it, besides living healthily, drinking virgin blood perhaps? Or is it just a genetic lottery thing
>>
>>72710626
me trying to get a gf
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>>72710444
>>72710491
>>72710497
Name literally one thing wrong with comfy yank suburbs
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desu When I read heart of darkness I didn't properly "get it"

am I dumb now
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>>72710541
did a good chunk of the duolingo course you weapon
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>>72710672
everyone there is a fucking yank
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lost me great grandad in the Emu war
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>>72710646
>how do millionaires afford surgery
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>>72710686
There is nothing to get. It wasn't written with an allegorical context. It's literally about colonialism.
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>>72710646

plastic surgery and lots of HGH
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>>72710698
not for long, hombre
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It's a shame more Irish didn't die in the emu war x
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>>72710761
>>72710768
snap
>>
lads, do bidets feel good on your arsehole? I've never used one tbqhwyf
>>
GOAL!
Kosovo 0-1 Iceland (played in Albania)
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>>72710672
Inefficient
Need to drive everywhere
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is this car colour a bit gay lads? it's a bargain but the colours throwing me off
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>>72710754
you watching this hama offensive lad
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>>72710794
imagine not being able to walk down to the paki shop to grab some beers
yanks are fucking deprived
>>
>>72710862
>>72710862
>>72710862
>>72710862
>>72710862
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>>72710814
It's a bit too bright for my taste
Wouldn't say it's gay though
>>
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Eating some frogs lads.
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>>72709544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>
why is neopaganism so popular in the english countryside
>>
$0.00
>>
THE JANNY
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Working hard on a Friday night. He deserves a raise.
>>
someone once told me that you dont have to hold weed smoke in. your lungs only absorb so much so toking like you would a fag or holding it in makes no difference.

is this correct?
>>
4 3

(FOUR THREE)

FOR

FREE
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>>72712105
yes
>>
>>72712123
>>72712123
>>72712123
new
>>
ah yes

delete a thread 195 posts in

janny is on a mad one

had a really good post about canal boats
>>
Wtf man

>deleting a thread with 200 posts

Fucking dunce
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>>72712105
>fag

Fuck off yank
>>
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good job janny. wish you were here more often and had banning powers.
>>
FOR
ZERO
PAY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY
>>
>>72712105
not really

you don't have to hold it in for long, but inhaling and instantly exhaling like a cigarette will reduce the efficacy per puff

hold it like 3/4s of a second
>>
Janny is a wog
>>
Is the janitor German?

I think he's European based on the times he's most active.
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>>72712135
Fucking get rekt you hideous Aussie piece of shit

Hahahahahaha utterly BTFO

Well done janny
>>
man alive
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>>72711766

Where I live (just south of Middlesbrough) is ranked 28,385 out of 32,844 LSOAs in England. This is amongst the 20% least deprived neighbourhoods in the country.

Then a mile away is is ranked 1,421 out of 32,844 LSOAs in England; where 1 is the most deprived LSOA. This is amongst the 10% most deprived neighbourhoods in the country.

howling

wish we'd just firebomb the whole ghetto
>>
smeg me arse the janny!
>>
tossers
>>
>>72712181
he must be, there isnt a yanny late at night here

though the board is slow as fuck in american hours
>>
>>72712105

Your lungs do have a limited surface area after all. If anything, there should be more air than smoke when you inhale to get the most out of it.
>>
>>72712181
Germans all go to bed at 9. But he's definitely Yuropeen.
>>
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woah
>>
FUCK PAKIS
>>
>>72712198
A mile or two away from me is a neighbourhood that ranked 12th.
>>
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>>72712205
>>
why does the incompetent mong delete threads that have over 100 replies

you just cause people to keep making multiple news

and while we're at it, either consistently do your fucking job and enforce your rule (hurrr page 8 400+ replies) or don't do it at all you fucking spasgroid
turning up at 10 to 9 for fifteen minutes so you can delete all the /brit/s in the catalog isn't doing your job you utter fucking runt bin yourself
>>
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>>72712198

In the 21000s and literally the next area is ranked 2200s
>>
business idea: replace janitors with a democratic system of board governance
>>
Tattoos? You mean those things working class get branded on them to let others know they are working class?
>>
>>72712253
>spasgroid
Added this to my little .txt file. I'll be using this one in future. Thank you, mate.
>>
una vela jaja
>>
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Janny banning anti-islam posts I'm shocked to find out he's a 'sheed
>>
Janny must be a refugee hahaha
>>
>>72712243
kek
>>
>>72712272
this

anarcho-syndicalist /int/ when?
>>
business idea: pay middle class people to have more kids
>>
>>72712319
Maybe the old Algerian mod (or was he just a lowly janny?) has returned
>>
>>72712319
theory: poleaboo has been hired as a janny
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q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?
>>
What ethnicity of girl have you never jerked it to?

>Me:
Pakis
Indians
Aborigines
Native/Aboriginals
Eskimos (Inuit)
>>
>>72712205
We sure tossed you off the Falklands.
>>
>>72712296
>there's anything wrong with being working class
alri horace when you getting betrothed to your cousin
>>
My area got ranked 32,091 out of 32,844 LSOAs in England. 10 % least deprived

http://dclgapps.communities.gov.uk/imd/idmap.html

link btw
>>
>>72712253

no point trying to apply logic to the spastic

he "polices" an anime imageboard for free, can't reason with someone like that
>>
>run hands through hair
>2 hairs come out on each run

help
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>The absolute STATE of British comedy rn
>>
despise the janitor
>>
>>72712396

billionaire
>>
>>72712408
All comedians are just psuedo-politicians now
>>
>>72712412
i only despise his lack of attendance
he's a good lad when he's here
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>>72712378
Aborigines
Native/Aboriginals
Eskimos (Inuit)

i love a good paki/indian trollop
>>
>>72712407
you're fucked lad
you'll be bald within the year
>>
>>72712461
Fuck off, arselicker
>>
>>72712451
and the most important politician in the world is a pseudo-comedian. sad!
>>
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>>72712461
hi janny have a nice nap?
>>
>>72712473
seriously lad?
>>
>>72712461
fuck off brown nose
>>
>>72712445
I wish m8, would love a superyacht and private jet and all that
>>
janny is a fucking legend, anyone who says otherwise will get these fists

*raises hands*
>>
>>72712508
>superyacht

What, your regular yacht not good enough anymore richboy?
>>
>>72712469
There's like three good paki girls and none have any nudes

I haven't been able to jerk off to non-nudes since I was 16
>>
I'd heem any janny-sympathiser in this thread
>>
>>72712476
>>72712483
>>72712499
hello chinky children lovers
>>
hey gang
>>
>>72712479
No he's a billionaire and has been for a long time
>>
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>>72712529
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See you next week then, we'll have that pint. Go and see my brother.
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>>72712539
Well if you are going to get a yacht (and are hypothetically a billionaire) , why not get the best one?
>>
>>72708825
She should have been executed.
Drunk drivers are lowest of low, even worse than those who overtake where they can't see if somebody is coming and those who drive slow.
>>
>>72712668
>>72712668
>>72712668
new
>>
>>72712624
Jed, I'll level with you - I'm really scared
>>
>>72712618
The call that saved Parliament
>>
leggings should be made illegal in public

skirts and tights only
>>
>>72712408
You have to dig pretty deep to find anything decent. Podcasts are where I find funny shit now.

Someone on here recommended Athletico Mince to me and if you're reading this, good call. Very funny podcast. The Adam Buxton podcast is excellent too, but there hasn't been a new one in ages. The Frank Skinner show on Absolute Radio has it's moments. Saturday mornings, 8am to 11am. Years of back episodes to listen to if you like it.
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