/brit/

FRE$H primtech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZGFTmK6Yk4

janny wont be pleased

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Is it safe?

OI OI OI LADS AGAINST JANNY

want to cum on one of you lads' 'za and make you eat it

just me lads no ifs or buts

hey guys /doddle/ here

https://youtu.be/MaD6lTZreFs?t=104

alri

>>72715094
Didn't that paki girl post nudes on /soc/?

night all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/39386068

An amateur jockey who slowed down and lost his lead in the final stages of a race has been banned for 28 days.

James Ridley, riding Lookslikerainted, appeared to mistakenly think he had already crossed the finish line, allowing two horses to pass.

Lookslikerainted, a 33-1 outsider trained by Martin Wilesmith, finished in third.

"Obviously I'm a little upset but compared to what happened in Westminster the other day it is absolutely nothing," Wilesmith said

fucking love reddit man
can't beat it

fuck off janny no one cares about your special 'reddit' edition

>>72715205
>at least I didn't kill a bunch of people

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the gf

been doing a stop motion music video lads. fucking boring ngl. looks cool though.

how much have you donated to comic relief?

some girl said I looked like "that nazi fuck that got punched"

There is absolutely nothing wrong with reddit.

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Second roll as I'll have 2 wanks

listening to gorillaz

>>72715215
why do you always have to start on the janny? the poor lad has done nothing wrong

>>72715183
want to fuck her brains out desu

>>72715241
bought a nose so 60p. just doing my bit.

>>72715241
not a penny
never have
never will

>>72715236
t. kev

What are you doing for red nose day lads?
I was going to send £20 in but I spent it on Dominos instead.

>>72715188
possibly rare

>>72715289
cuck

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>>72715278
>people still think Gultural Margsism is real

screeching

>>72715193
yeah

got the yankee candle going

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>>72715317

>>72715246
what do the day numbers represent?

>>72715302
good lad. don't want to be funding african terrorism and arms trading

OH GOOD THE NONCE HAS ARRIVED

haha nah not really. hope he dies.

>>72715361
foy

>>72715317
>I was going to send £20 in but I spent it on Dominos instead.
same
never indented to send it anywhere tho

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power wanking

>>72715317
wanking to questionable porn

>>72715361
foy
just lit up a british candle
smells of success

>>72715241

Bit rich expecting us to donate our meagre moneyz when Jonathon Ross and Lenny Henry have a billion houses they bought by forcing us to pay the licence fee.

They should sell a few of them and use the money to help Africa.

>>72715241

does it go to british kids or just foreigners?

>>72715351
weird how they were actually really elitist about western civilisation and pessimistic about the cheap hollywood crap yet they get blamed for spreading that degeneracy

>>72715393
did you meet any politicians in the queue?
also do you live Reykjavik?

>>72715274
Im just here for the irony desu sorry senpai shes gross

Average UK Salary: £27,531
Average UK House Price: £214,000
Maximum mortgage salary multiple: 4.5x = £123,889
Difference: £90,111

Even if you live on fuck all (no clothing, food, shelter), it will take 4 years on a monthly net wage of £1,824 (assuming no pension contributions or student loan) to save the £90K difference. Even then you'll still probably be denied a mortgage.

Unless you get some money from mummy and daddy you're renting for life or living in a shoe box.

The system is fucking rigged

just lit a brexit candle

exploded in my face

>>72715431
wonder if any countries are raising money to give to our children

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Hmm

>>72715463
what irony

how is she gross

>>72715412
lenny spent all his money on shiny silver suits and cakes to feed dawn french, he's barely hanging on lad

just sucked a bremain candle

exploded in my mouth

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

>>72715501
Ah yes the North

>>72715457
>did you meet any politicians in the queue?
yeah the mayor was there
and no

>>72715439
exactly

it just further proves how laughably conspiratorial the right wing mindset is

>>72715501
Replace the word Muslim with Catholic and you have literally ireland.

>>72715431
Both. Goes to other people too, not just kids.

WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM WILLIES IN YOUR BUM

>>72715501
ah yes this seems all incontrovertible and fully verified

>>72715501
>where we can live and support ourselves
does that mean no government funding or social programs?

>>72715553
so there are dominos in iceland not in Reykjavik? where is this dominos and how many people live there?

what the fuck does 'foy' mean

>Point out how shit muslims are
>Germany jumps in to defend them
Clockwork.

>>72715479
Yes, if you're single. But two people in a relationship...

>>72715278
This one got the brain cogs moving

>>72715554
It's evidence of how the modern political narratives have been shaped by people who didn't do any of their seminar reading

going to report the local brothel to stop me from visiting there
90% sure all the prossies there are victims of human trafficking anyway

>>72715626
never gonna happen

all travellers talk about is travelling, gets quite tedious iah

>>72715625
He's Jewish

>>72715608
>wanting to believe it so badly you swallow that
fat mong

>>72715616
Fuck off yank
but in this case, fuck off you

>>72715399
>>72715439
>>72715559
>>72715629
asdfg

>>72715692
>implying there's a difference

Help!
how do I find out my social security number and zip code

>>72715512
shes like a cringe compilation waiting to happen I like my women a little more red pill senpai

on the mandy

>>72715613
akureyri
18 thousand

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>>72715661
I know that feel

>>72715719
fuck off reddit

>>72715729
on your own?
absolute nutjob

>>72715727
not talking about her conversation.

lol bender

People often say white people as a race are suicidal, but really if you think about it, the Jews are much more suicidal than the whites.

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>I like my women a little more red pill senpai

FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY

>>72715768
good music is all you need

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wew found a new gaff at an amazing price

TARS, activate spin

>>72715750
mental that it can sustain a dominos
icelanders are fat consumerist yank drones

>>72715802
also spliffs

can't imagine having to sit through ads on youtube and the like

>>72715770
im sorry g her target audience is clearly fat losers and women which one are u senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU5vKbyc3c8

>>72715804
took me a second

>>72715792
absolutely welcome sod off with your foghorn

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

can't imagine having to sit through canadian posts and the like

I'll die my dress,
I'll die it red, and through the streets I'll beg for bread,
The lad that I love from me has fled.
Johnny has gone for a soldier.

every poster is garbage except me

and hockeylad

he's alright too

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>Bought a box of 5 cream eggs for £2 at lunchtime
>told myself i would just have one a day
>i just ate the fifth one

>>72715861
alri mexicANO

>>72715802
are you even skanking though?
>>72715819
gonna roll one of these

new £1 on tuesday lads

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meant to send my mate a funny video and somefuckignhow accidentally sent him a screenshot of my screen, had a tranny porn site and fred west's wikipedia page open in the tabs

is it ok to eat turkey burgers a little underdone?

alri lads

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>>72715885
>Paid £2
>Mfw I brought a pack from b&m for 99p

>>72715855
wtf i love gays now!

>>72715910
better be a polymer note

>>72715910
will there be a frenzy to collect rares like with the new £5 or are they all the same?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDMD7PTkZr8

>>72715926
me in the pic x

>>72715944
How many in a pack ? Full sized ones ?

want to be a woodturner lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcGIF52caUM

>>72715885
Creme eggs are disgusting either way though

>>72715855
ah yes the northern powerhouse

>>72715960
as with all coins they are all the same apart from printing errors or special editions

>small denomination notes

>>72715990
5 full size

Need £1 notes desu.

You get thrown out for throwing coins at strippers

>>72715926
unironically giggling to myself

>>72715802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAawXHLGtWw

Taxation is theft.

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>why yes, i am indeed enamoured with the new design of bio-survival token

>>72716028
Fucks sake

>>72715957
>>72716004
>>72716029
kill yankselves

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just got my US visa shall be colonizing some qt yanks

*turns some wood*
ah yes
fascinating

>>72716029
pranged a £1 off your mum's head last weekend

she was not best pleased but she still sucked me off by the bins

>>72715994
They aren't as good as they used to be but are still quite tasty

bit cold out

>>72716057
er i was saying they're bad

Trap on the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qO9EnvNLs

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so this..... is the power of britain

>>72716060
where will you be visiting? have you ever come before?

bring a bulletproof vest

They're just beer tokens lads, calm down

>>72716060
>colonizing

might as well be a yank yourself mate x

>>72716121
don't reply to me

>>72716103
don't give a fuck
still a yank

Does anyone else love the taste of Sainsbury's double choc cookies? It makes me depressed when I get to the shop and they've all run out desu

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>>72716121
NYC, PA and MD

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the alleged master bedroom

>>72716115
that's a libertarian road

>>72716156
yeah they're crackin

corr craving them now

feel a bit ill lads, hopefully feel better tomorrow or I'll get a biff chit for work

>>72716158
Jew central
May as well visit Israel

>>72716148
"no"

don't understand how rosy can do what she does

it's massively immoral, she's actually trying to get people to put themselves in debt

Been noticing an increase in intelligent posters posting about inane boring shite like philosophy or politics

*burns down Fuckingham Palace*

>>72716180
I dont mind the odd jew

>>72716198
all me

>>72716198
tfw to intelligent to post about those

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the (eco friendly) goal

>>72716184
realise that "paypigs" are all mentally ill and findom is basically preying on them

>>72716184
she's a commie

>>72716172
who the fuck would live there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueIxFXQdBeA
massiv choon

might steal the cuckstition when i go there lads and sell it on ebay

>>72716247
Americans have such a large choice of cars

I see the same 10 cars every day in Britain

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>>72716143
bellend

>>72715926
play it off like haha oops u got me.

>>72716178
the fucking CRAVINGS man do they put heroin in them or what

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>>72716198

*leans in to take a selfie with you*

ahhhhh

woke up on the wrong side of the egg this morning

There's something out there in those woods
And it ain't no man

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>72716172
the apartment i'm moving into soon looks kind of like that but it is a hell of a lot cheaper

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCW6Kte2o1A
>>72716295
funny that everyone says that too over here and say that they wish we had the car selection of europe

grass is greener i guess

>>72716295
what are you on about lad my Corsa VXR I got on finance is limited edition

any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

>>72715242
Richard Spencer?

posting a post xx

religion of peace strikes again

>>72716358
>not Making Plans for Nigel

>>72716316
probably crack, crack's very moorish i've heard

I could honestly take on and murder every yank who posts in this thread simultaneously

that includes canadians too, I'd trample them underfoot like the leaf mould they are

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490393726708.webm

heard a tale that you chaps liked this sort of business.

Whats with the recent increase in leftist posters on 4chan and MUH /POL/ IS CANCER

Have genuinely never seen it before

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the trafford powerhouse vs the manchester charnel house

>>72716398
fuck you

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looks like it was a cracking game

>>72716394
>moorish
you IDIOT

>>72716213

*bums down the shite house*

>>72716414
because of
>muh contrarianism

ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI
ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE

I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL
WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED

I'm quite touchy feely with a female friend who has made it clear she will never fuck me (with caveat of probably changing her mind if I lose my fatbody)

idk it feels nice but am I being a big idiot? She likes the attention anyway

>>72716393
good choon as well

parents lived in the USSR, got a nice collection of documents, papers and money that look like they're straight out of the cold war

all smells really good too

>>72716454
:(

how do you spell it???

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this is literally how i imagine every yank here

>>72716433
Always great to see Paddies BTFO

>>72716433

ermmm OW

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>>72716433
even across other sports the Irish aren't safe

>>72716483
giz us a sniff lad

>>72716472
just enjoy it and use it as motivation to get /fit/

>>72716488
don't fucking reply to me, you fucking febrile mollusc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuAK3FsD14U

This Parliament terrorist guy was a self hating Paki

I hope MI5 are keeping tabs on Ribena.

>>72716541
>Fifteen minutes and twenty four seconds

Hmmm shan't

>>72716433
>visual pun
amazing
>>72716414
everything is banter, you cannot be sure of anything
>>72716394
i'll get some for testing *nips out to buy another 3 packets*
>>72716533
true, I should be going to a 24hr gym today

business idea

£5 to the first person who posts the new £1 here

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dont like this guy

>>72716598
Literally who?

>>72716595
will be taking up this challenge

>>72716573
i just skip to the comfy turning bits.

>>72716474
well good morning bit cold out m50 enfield service station talk to ye soon

>>72716433

Neil "Oliver Cromwell" Taylor

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giv

>>72716564
he was black

>3 million £1 coins being made every day in the Royal Mint

imagine how many mcflurries you could buy

>>72716539
delete this post mate

>>72716495
spoiler that hog

>>72716668
PFM

>>72716399
looks a bit painful

shant be giving this kra*t a you

>>72716633
looks like the £2

getting excited about new money is EXTREMELY bluepilled

Ah yes. So called Islamic state.

A bit like real communism never having been tried.

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>>72716668

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>>72716633
Why are you making it look like the €1 coin

>a leek on the pound coin

fuck's sake wales

irish use the euro hahahahahahahahahaha

>>72716644
As many as they have in the shop.

post qt boy bums

'bout to fall asleep to my favourite asmr girl. need my warm milk and cookies first though

>>72716713
my exact thoughts
reckon it's a conspiracy

>>72716739
looooooooool rah madting creasing bruv

>>72716713
to confuse the feeble-minded taig

>>72716756
bit early

>>72716752
this poster is gay

>>72716668
pfm

>>72715926
just spent 15 minutes reading about fred west you fucking sicko

brits are fucking mental

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>>72716752

>>72716788
oh shut the fuck up yank
who are you to judge?

>>72716792
Twinks aren't gay. I'm an expert I should know.

>christians can only have one easter egg
>athiests/muslims can have as many as they want
Any Xtians? How does it feel?

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>brits are fucking mental

>>72716668
post em jew

muzzies at it aagain

>>72716831
twinks are pretty gay
traps and shemales are not

>>72716825
settle down you little shrimp

>>72716835
Tfw too old for giant kinder eggs

Really like this song desu. Not even gay. Love the clunge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk

>>72716899
Watch it senpai

shes really nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNFEYwSsC5g

>>72716872
inb4 "breivik killed only commies no humans"

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>>72716872
bugger off

>tfw have muscle aches from exercising
>just had a warm shower
>laying in my fresh bed which has just been cleaned
>pitch black room only lit with a nice smelling Yankee candle

Ultra comfy lads

>>72716932
thats not wrong though

>>72716942
pizzagate

>>72716788

uni life is hard m8

got 3 hours of sleep every day the week and have been on a blades edge

wonder what goes through the minds of old people
what they think of how everything turned out

>>72716954
A tad homosexual don't we think lads?

>>72716954
can i join? i'm really stressed. just need a cuddle to make the world seem like it doesn't matter tbqh xx

>>72716835

Does the egg symbolise the rock outside the cave that Jesus was kept in before he rose from the dead or something?

breivik always sounds like a porridge-based breakfast cereal to me desu
>just had a big bowl of breivik

>>72716955
he killed children believing in social democracy you fucking loony

>>72716969
>uni life is hard m8

lol no it's not

>>72716942
always laugh when this is posted because mk dons beating man utd 4-0 is a lot more shocking to me
still can't believe that game actually happened

>>72716954
>with a nice smelling Yankee candle
You utter fucking mincer

>>72716971

You stop caring desu.

Turning 43 tomorrow.

>>72716969

in for a rude awakening when you join the real world

>>72716971
grandparents are literally on the verge of death at the moment, been thinking about this a lot. must be terrifying.

>>72717022
grim

>>72716983
i was told that as well i think its bullshit though the egg is just an egg because of spring new life etc.

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>>72716992
>norweigans
>commies
>lefties


not a single human there tbqh

>>72716982
Sure thing lad, n-no homo tho

https://www.thenewpoundcoin.com/media/1016/rm-1-business-educational-film.mp4

PENG

brevik lives a comfier live in norwegian prison than a great deal of working class brits
sad!

>>72716992
>bluepilled af

>>72717033
can't make sense out of your abhorrent greentexting

>>72717022
don't believe in the slightest
post ID and blank out doxxable info

>>72717068
Or you just cant read English?

Is baking a chocolate cross appropriate for Easter? A brown milk chocolate cross with a white chocolate Jesus?

>>72717042
Corrrrr
But it's a bit lighter and thinner, eurgh
I like my chunky pounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifAtvI48R_0

>>72716752
'ce

>>72717042
not keen on the chunky font

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>>72717116

>be Norwegian
>kill 40+ people including children
>bomb the capital city
>get a nice, comfy room to stay in with its own gym and video games all for free

just tucking into a hot bowl of breivik lads.

watching hot fuzz lads

truly one of the greatest british films ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTk7X2bBPME

Israeli techno. That is all.

rate my pina co-landa (moonshine instead of white rum)
3 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut milk
1 part moonshine
4-6 ice cubes

>>72717163
tbf he only killed commies

>>72717165
left looks like a tranny
right's just ugly

>>72717007

try going to a real uni

>>72717102
perfectly capable, you trying to express your thoughts in written form is apparently not a winning combination

>>72717192
>>72717192
>>72717192

>>72717185
girl

>>72717163

Do you think qt Norwegian girls were turned on by what he did? Are they allowed to visit him?

Sounds a lot better than my life desu.

>>72717081
hope he's telling the truth desu. i'm 35 and was pretty sure i was the oldest person on /brit/

>>72716942
remember when that lad got taken the piss out of mercilessly by the left for saying muslim rape gangs existed and years later it emerged he was absolutely right?
what is wrong with lefties? fully retarded.

haven't had a paper £5 in ages

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>>72716992

he did what he had to do to save norway

>>72717116
Lefties know this:
http://leftycartoons.com/2016/03/23/equal-opportunity/

>>72717214
Said the guy who cant muster enough brainpower to read written English

>>72717199
try attaching a brain to your leafy body

>>72717240
You're right, he made AP(labours) grow 6-7% percentage point in a day

>>72717222
gotta have some fun when you drink

>>72717268

your some dumb poster, you know that?

>>72717246
>rightist is black

fucking racist lefties