/brit/

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cara

>>72581147
lesbo needs a good dicking

> New regulations that any new trains from this point no longer have to have yellow front ends.

broken britain

>>72581169
Mercedes are 'sheed as fuck lmao

Get some taste, good god.

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emily

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>here are your urinals bro

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Gonna wank soon before bed

Pls post fit birds I can wank to

>>72581148
its alright

FUCK white people

>Age
>Salary

Post 'em

>24
>32k + 2-4k bonus

when did the salted caramel meme start?

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>just got in from work
>work tomorrow

>>72581221
travelling

what do you?

lads

I actually got me a halfbrit halfswede bf. it habbened.

>>72581283
Pics

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the gf

>>72581265
FOB

>>72581265
23
zero compensation

Full time NEET breh

>>72581265
>26
>19,000

ironically live in the top 5 most expensive towns in the UK too

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>72581270
I don't know but it's fucking rancid and unnecessary
Whomsoever declared it in must in turn be cast out

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CUTE

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gf sent me this???

>>72581265
23
20k

:3

Going to a live music act in a club next week and I'm feeling very nervous because it will be the 2nd time I've ever gone on a "night out" in my life.

>>72581265
21
32k + bonus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhywgXm92hI
wish i was a fucking roadman lads
need to move out of surrey

>>72581366
loser

>>72581265
19
0

im a student

>>72581265
24
£45k

>>72581395
haha yeah

*walk in toilet*
*see the welcoming sight of the Armitage Shanks signature on the crisp, white porcelain*

aaaah...

>>72581311
nah but he admits to being autistic and he's pretty cute and the dick is like perfect size, about 17 cm

now I won't have to whine about >tfw no brit bf here anymore

>>72581265
>21
>16k

>>72581265
fuck off no one cares

t. 24, 50k a year c# developer

reminder that /brit/ is a strictly anti-gym general

>>72581265
20
£33k

>>72581418
Finance, Comp Sci or Corporate Law?

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Women are superior over men because they don't have cocks which are obviously gross and stupid.

>>72581265
>20
>32k
>struggle to pay rent and bills

>>72581265
21
31

need someone to clean out my arse

Don't drink anything outside of my house so I don't need to use the toilet so nobody can see my willy as I fail to pee at the urinal

>>72581475
feminine peen > sarlacc pit

>>72581475
>cocks which are obviously gross and stupid.
not what the missus says when she's slobbering on mine 2bh

>>72581514
FONT

>>72581392
>ywn be a 62 year old stella swigging white lad churning out bangers

https://youtu.be/ZG3dCUqdY_w

reminder that /brit/ is a strictly anti-german general

>>72581265
22
£49k

And then they EAT da poopoo

pissing at half time at footy games is scary lads

eating my chicken bacon pesto pasta lads

its really dark in here lads :3

*genuinely just takes a fucking shit on your head*

Do they serve beer at football matches? Never see premier league crowds drinking

>>72581571
sounds tasty

>>72581265
25
£66k

find it hard to comprehend that i've never been on a date but the 19yo new girl at work is surely on double figures for lads shagged, despite her innocent appearance. she's almost certainly tickled bellends and scrotums with her tongue, had cum dribbling down her chin and out of her fanny countless times already. just can't deal with that. there's a whole world of filth i'll never be part of.

>>72581594
hahahahaha

utter slut

Sheffield or Leeds

smoke weed everyday

gonna do an unironic go to bed after i've eaten my dindins

>>72581583
they do in the concourse but you're not allowed to take it up to the stands
everyone just gets leathered in the pub beforehand

>>72581580
thats not ding dong merrily on high

Right, going to close my eyes and count to 10 and if one of you isn't on your knees noshing on my cock then there's going to be fucking trouble.

>>72581583

yes but you can't drink in your seat

>>72581467
what does that mean?

>>72581583
Yes but you're not allowed to take it into the stands, so you wouldn't see it on TV.

People tend to drink at pubs before and after.

>>72581630
Repeat these words to my face

are you NOT on double figures?

why are underage posters allowed here
>>72581594

Got an american gf

do i move to america or not

>>72581418
>>72581368
>>72581605
>>72581539
>>72581487
>>72581488
Shan't be believing this

>>72581583
Not allowed to take it in as far as I'm aware
You can at rugby matches though

>>72581617
kicked the ol' think-tank into overdrive

>>72581636
2 best cities of the north in my humble southern opinion
would go with sheff though

transferring large amounts of bitcoins

>>72581550

was at wembley and went to piss at halftime and people were queuing for cubicles and each person went in and pissed with the door open in full view of everyone

didn't enjoy that because my willy dribbles piss for ages

>>72581659

utter

slut

Single men who visit or move to Thailand alone are all sex offenders. Absolutely no exceptions.

>>72581663
10x nicer than here unless you live in some nice part of surrey

>>72581672
you can request my payslip and i'll get back to you within 5 working days if you wish

>>72581265
22
15k + tip

>>72581690
>tfw I could buy a rather nice house if I'd sat on those bitcoins from years ago

RRREEEEEEE

>>72581690
fuck off nonce

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>>72581617
>tfw no innocent, uncorrupted brit fuccboi gf (male) to show the whole world of filth

take the metalpill lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNVptkIol1o

>>72581727
>his company doesn't use electronic payslips
povvo

>>72581708
speaking of which, how's your old man enjoying Bangkok?

>>72581583
*in obnoxious imitation voice*
ER YETH THEY DOOO BUT YOU CARNT TAKE IT INTO DE THTANDS MATE OK

>>72581265
>inb4 someone says they're under 18

>>72581704
>was at wembley
for what
i attened the 2010 fa cup semi final (aston villa vs chelsea)

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When you are a bad boy in school.

On 80k in central Barnsley and struggling to keep the lights on.

Android are patching fake GPS

No more matching with chink slags

earn 14k in cornwall and live like a king

22
£8/hr desu

>>72581773
*gets pissed*

unemployed at 27 here

>>72581594
bum bum

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>per hour
oh sweetie

>>72581755
they do
the 5 working days is my own processing time for your request

26
£15.5k

Not fussed because I've been trying to get a job for fucking years and finally got one

>>72581790
I've got a real GPS. Is that alright?

>>72581810
Yeah, King Stannis maybe! Lol

>>72581706
*bites your bollocks*

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>/hr

19
7 pounds an hour, between 60 to 70 pounds a month

>>72581773
yeah got suspended like 5 times lmao

still doing better than most people there, especially the cunty teachers

>>72581889
same except i lost it

It's Londonderry

>tfw when our parents were growing up they could easily buy houses
>I earn well over average salary and it's off the cards for years

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would only move to the north if I was on £70k+

>>72581751

post keri

>>72581790
where is the proofs

what do you lads who earn over £35k do? I've been looking around and even loads of finance jobs need 2-3 years experience before they pay £40k, which obviously 21 year old uni grad doesn't have

>>72581766

man utd v everton fa cup semi

>>72581926
What an tranny country...

Unironically now 7 (seven) days since I've had a wank.
AMA

looking at south america on google maps

anyone with a shred of wealth puts up a 10 metre fence surrounding their home

>>72581954
lie

>>72581923
Kill someone else's parents and buy their house

>>72581926
You could live in a stately home with 70k lad (if you mean 70k a week that is)

Have to get up now
Might do a die instead

>>72581954
>2-3 years experience
>which obviously 21 year old uni grad doesn't have
And this is where you are wrong, kid.

>>72581977
fancy a wank?

>>72581954
>get a computer science degree
>start a £32k grad job
>get 10% pay rise after annual performance review

easy

Business idea: Replace the entirety of the British working class with a small number of educated Polish qts (women only, sorry qt Polish men).

>Chatting with a Canadian girl over here for Uni
>We're talking about how she's finding the UK
>She says that she has become obsessed with the BBC
>It takes me ten seconds to realise she's talking about the British Broadcast Corporation rather than black dick

What have you lads done to me?

>>72581954
>which obviously 21 year old uni grad doesn't have
wrong. yes they should

i am the grime scene saviour
not you not you not you

>>72581954
>he didn't do an internship at uni

fucked it

>>72582025
Wow le immature four chan dude? lol funny xDD

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Have a masters degree and earn 21k doing admin

haven't even looked at other jobs for a year. just can't be arsed with living much longer.

Loving the dearth of yanks at this hour
I should get up early more often

>>72582001
How does a 21 year old uni-grad have 2-3 experiences in a working finance environment? I get studying part time, but to do it in 3 years you'd have to work full time and study full-time, which doesn't work.

>>72581954
IT, pays well and there usually work to be had. Starting rates are about 100 a day for doing basic contracting rolling out PCs or similar. there arent many options for claiming expenses anymore so the rates have gone up to cover it.

>>72582090
It does. I stated uni and at the same time got a part-time job at my local computer store. Then during placement year I was flooding in job offers.

>>72582068
I don't even know why I try in life when everything is so shit. Is a comfy/stable job and my own house too much to ask for really?

Josie is my waifu

>>72582068
degree in what lad

>>72582019
Business idea: socialist revolution and the liquidation of the British middle and upper classes

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Hahaha who else is like this? LOL! Women are so funny

>>72582155
sports psychology

just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road lads (the one she got evicted from)

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My boss called me 'sweetheart' today

>>72582191
loooool so me

yeah hun depressed but still lookin fab! x

>>72582018
>>72582103

I'm actually studying for an IT degree but i'm only doing it part time which kinda sucks. Need a shitty low-paid internship in IT while i study so i can finally graduate.

>>72582155

Gay Studies

>>72582155

international management from east london

>>72582068
if youve done a masters then youve done well even to get that job

>>72582201
sounds like you're underqualified to be doing admin work

>>72582191
haha LOL i hate having social anxiety. I can only go shopping in my bra instead of butt-naked because i was sexually assaulted by a man looking at me when i was 18 years old.

>>72582155
sports shop management

>>72582152
will split your skull with an icepick if you ever make this kind of post again

>>72582155
gender in machine operation at MMU

>>72582208
used to regularly get called cute at work because I'm a manlet
really annoying

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tinder not going well lads

>>72582261
>he does the virgin post

>>72582261
what on earth are you babbling about

Josie is MY waifu

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wish I had one of those cattle killing air guns l and could go around putting morbidly obese people out of their misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xyvOCNCXdU

>>72582281
that's bumble mate tsk tsk

>>72582281
lol u nerd just talk about gogglebox or ed sheeran sweetie xoxox

>>72582269
Adding this to my scrapbook of Josie (You)s

:3

>>72582281

I always ask them if they believe in kiekergaards teleological suspension of the ethical

>>72582343
whats that shit on his legs

cannot be measured

on

Human Scales

>>72582373
thought i was the only one who did that haha

>>72582343
are his legs disintegrating

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The sisters

What are they like ahaha

>>72582371

me the morning after doing high doses of 'cid

>>72582395
more legs

>inb4 obesityposting becomes the new brit gimmick

in the process of consuming an alcoholic beverage

>>72582395
I'm guessing gangrene or something?

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>>72582395
>whats that shit on his legs

just got out of a very long relationship lads, attempting to get into dating via the ol' 'der. finding it fucking terrifying ngl, haven't thought about this stuff for a decade.

The purpose of language is to....
I'm typing in English so you should be able to understand me... No this isn't Spanish gibberish...

>>72582373
>>72582411
hi

>>72582155
Dual Honours in Sport Therapy and Machine Operating from UCLan (Burnley Campus)

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>>72582281
You can still salvage this lad I believe you go full m'lady

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/

Can't really disagree with any of this 2bh

caribbean girls come and dance with me
african girls come and dance with me
it's just me and my Gs
we ain't running from neeks
nah we running from police

>>72582494
It'll come back to you don't worry

>>72582538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq-CKdT6IG4

>>72582395
some sort of cellulitis leakage

>>72582528
sorry mate dont speak foren x

>>72582554
>Ziowood
laffing

but what it this (((MEME))) of putting things in multiple brackets? Just emphasis?

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me

>>72582528
i know its the day of down syndrome but what the fuck are you on about

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Doing a fucking rancid poo

step through the scene looking A1
remove a couple layers looking trey songz
no netflix and chill - she just wanna play songs
while i'm trying to make her kneel(neil) like armstrong

So not wanking for 5 days has improved my leaking urine situation. What exact damage could I have been doing by wanking 25 times a week? Worn out pelvic floor? Irritated prostate? Irritated urethra? All of the above?

Have more energy in general
Can't concentrate at work keep perving on bums and legs

>>72582630
hello you complete and utter newmong

Watching Hitler speeches lads

>>72582643
Dutch humor isn't funny.

>>72582565
matched with 2 worryingly fit birds but i'm going to try and meet with a more average one to ease me in i think. less pressure if i don't care as much desu

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honestly fat activists are the people I hate the most
probably the only people I truly hate

>72582670
Jesus this is a bleak post.

>>72582632
>try watching something mentally stimulating
>History Channel
Howling

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>>72582613
>tfw no commie gf

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doing a cry for attention

>>72582528
alri tim

>>72582369
>>72582542
its a twitter screenshot taken by the girl

>>72582606
will put this on for my first hour of business today

>>72582630
there was some browser plugin made by rorke which surrounded names of known jews with ((()))
jews found out and tried to own it putting them around their twitter names and that
now its shorthand for (((what the establishment wants you to think)))

>>72582681
my house

I'm a lesbian, and at the moment I'm living with a gay guy, I'd ideally be looking to live with another gay guy/queer person, but if you think we'd be a good fit and you're not that - of course still get in touch! I just found this current dynamic has been nice, and works well so thought I'd throw it out there!

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>>72582732
Tim TIM!?!?!?

>>72582709
You sound like a top lad. What happened to the old bird if you don't mind me asking?

>>72582732
ty

>>72582677
>(((NEWMONG)))

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>>72582659
Had an unpleasant poo earlier, stomach was killing so I ran to the bog and my arse literally exploded when I sat down with huge light brown turds popping out, and when I was finish it kept splurting out little poo particles all around the rim like when you run out of sauce and you squeeze the container but it just shoots out little bits of what's left in the bottom. Needless to say I was sweating and arse was very tender afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40F8mALRukA
lads how do they even build shite like this? It's fucking insane

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>Champion of Nurgle has arrived

wish I had a big soft willy

I'm speaking in your language. You should be able to understand me. Even tho my spelling isn't correct...

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new Range Rover is actually so sexy

design aesthetics have reached their peak, it cannot get any better than this

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I don't speak women language can someone translate this for me?

>>72582806
Been there

might have a g&t later

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>>72582837
christ alive

>>72582878
Translation is at the bottom la x

I see a bad moon rising

>>72582218

>sucks

FOY

>>72582883
drinking a b&c right now desu

unruly ting

>>72582878
I've been riding the cock carousel for roughly 15 years with countless men. I've had my fun being "young, wild, and free," but now I am starting to age and my looks are deteriorating. I have finally decided that it is time for me to "settle down" with some unfortunate provider so I can drain him of his resources and happiness. Basically, I am looking for a janitor to mop up the explosive shit-mess that I call my fucked up life.

>>72582870
DAAAEEENOOO MYY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD

>>72582837
What the fuck
Imagine that sort of hell

who /progressive house/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfPm4SZXuZk

Business idea: Watch fighting videos to get hyped up then go down to the traveller site and kill some pikeys

Just got these

What am I in for?

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>>72582870

olive chicken tonight

But what does it matter? You guys are proxy fags anyways...

>>72582974
Hahaha good fucking luck

>>72582938
comfy drink desu

>>72582958
I feel no sympathy
I'm watching this show about him now and he's utterly despicable

>>72582974
>and kill some pikeys
>and get killed by pikeys
fixed it for you lad, no charge.

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When is Mummy May gonna put you away?

>>72582974
*boxes you with my entire family then makes a youtube video calling you a pussy for not fighting me*

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Consensus?

>>72582992
this is a good image

>>72582837
che cazzo

hate fatties
sooner they all die the better

>>72583029
genuinely start grinding my teeth when i see scottish accent text

>>72582959
>>>/mu/

take your music shite back to your containment board sweetie x

i was sitting with alicia but it weren't keys
she just fucking with a nigga for the peas

>>72583092
so youre suicidal then

>>72583098
but /bleep/ is fucking shit and there are one or two lads here with good taste

http://www.sciencealert.com/we-now-have-a-mathematical-formula-to-explain-how-sperm-swim

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looking for flatmates

>>72583062
tramp juice

How come Cara lad always manages to be the first one replying?

>>72583054
>rather than focus on e-sports being a literal billion pound industry watched by hundreds of millions, the BBC has made it about a fucking degenerate tranny
>no! no! dey not biased! dey not an agenda!, cries the effeminate limp wristed left wing sperg

been listening to grime all day every day from 2006 and not bored of it yet

>>72583124
crossed the cheeky line
no replies for a month
am NOT fat btw merely formidable

>>72583062
Brewed in honour of Winston Churchill, can't remember what it tastes like though tbqh

what if god was one of us
duu duu duu doo doo doo

>>72583133
bleep was quite good back then

I hate how delusional fat people are
I just want this doctor to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop lying

>CEO of some small-time literally who company
>has a £100k+ car and a massive house

how do they do it?

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>>72583148
>glass of vino

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>>72583148

>loud
>fun
>mad
>music-loving
>sensitive
>clubbing

>>72583192
>us
umm no sweetie

>>72583211
Credit.

havig a aple

>>72583211
If your company is moderately successful you can extract a very large income from it.

>>72583211
business as collateral

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>>72583148
>professional female

fucking hate travellers

kill them all

new zelda looks really good
not a video game man but buying a switch looks like a plan

>>72583272
>moderately successful
how do I do this

>>72583123
*likes and shares*

reckon i'll go bed

>>72583309
sell goods/services for a higher price than you paid for them

>>72583309
>capital
>good idea
>appetite for risk
>hard work
>good network
>semi-decent staff

*complains*

>>72583318
off you fuck then

I'm so empty.

business idea: start a company and sell goods/services for a higher price than you paid for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSR3HoheYug

had a manual walking moment today

>>72583192
tell us the secret, shlomo

entering the matrix lads bye

>>72583259
cannot help replying to these lovely posts
personally advise you get a good nights sleep and wake in the morn as ive done just now
does wonders for wons wellbeing and wokeitude

would give my left nut to have an income that allows me to have a £100k car

Ah yes, the agenda of minorities existing.

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>gf said she'd left me some chocolates out of a cadbury's milk tray
>get downstairs
>1 strawberry dream, 2 orange crunches

let the head bouncing commence

>>72583375
it'll never work

>>72583393
>coloureds
no ta

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>>72583284
unironically did last week
feeling what I felt with Skyrim, never was much into zelda but I'm loving it
me in the back waiting for the gf btw

woooaaaaahhhhh

the living daylights

gut pain for no good reason
can't sleep

>>72583211
Capitalism.

>>72583284
Emulators my man

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so we all know about the virgin walk but what about the slag walk?
a girl at work always does it when she walks past my desk to exaggerate her arse

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the goal

>>72583415
woked up from 6 hour nap not long ago so that shallnt be happening

biiiiiiiiiii biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>feeling what I felt with Skyrim

>>72583425
they're the best ones in every chocolate product

>>72583452
i only played zelda on the gameboy back then
put this one looks really bomb. particularly the type of game i like

>>72583309

find a niche in the market

>>72583477
pics or it didn't happen

>>72583463
I still would but i would feel ashamed afterwards

>find a niche in the market
ah yes this will be easy to do with 7 billion other people competing

>>72582790
cheers lad. just lost the spark or something, cliched as it sounds. bought a place together, had the whole life mapped out, but we felt like brother and sister by the end so had to call it a day.

>>72583425
Those are the best though

>>72583452
skyrim was overrated wank

>le reddit mods xd

skyrim was utter shite

now witcher 3, there was a game

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the goal

>>72583563
not a fan of skyrim and oblivion
morrowind was the one i liked better to be honest

Mods are reddit now...
>Anything I don't like is reddit!

>>72583576
that game's shit too

>>72583468
LIVING'S IN THE WAY WE DIE

underrated bond film

>>72583540
Can't relate to this feel, hope it doesn't happen to me haha x

You don't have the "virgin walk" do you?
(Virgin walk is slightly hunched shoulders, looking around sheepishly sometimes, non-relaxed gait almost robotic)

It's very noticeable and most people can tell when you're a virgin

witcher 3 was utter shite
now championship manager 00/01, there was a game

>>72583417

runt mentality

the gf's bum smells like poo again lads

>>72583663
>>>/b/

>>72583635
Can tell someone's a virgin just by looking at them desu. Feel bad for them

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why is every street in north america so pleasant and decent looking despite income levels

why did britain end up as a mess

>>72583639
witcher 1 was great
didnt play the others

>>72583534

be smarter than them

>watching film
>couple arguing
>they stop
>start kissing
I can never see those moments coming
am I autistic?

>>72582837
this is literally the only thing I've ever seen on the internet that has nearly made me vomit
holy fuck fat people get it together damn

Drinking a blooming flower tea lads

>>72583663
Go on

if you like noodles then you should definitely check out your nearest chinese supermarket. got so much more noodle variety there (and loads of other shit). eating some tasty udon noodles right now.

>>72583685
various reasons