/brit/

alcohol is bad

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mara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrf2ynC_NZM

LCD Soundsystem, lads.

have spent at least £200 on adultwork credits recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0prqAfyQ8

www.strawpoll.me/12483154
www.strawpoll.me/12483154
www.strawpoll.me/12483154

important poll lads

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Moral edition

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suze

>>72010993

saw them live in about 2009
don't even like them desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-nisWaPzU

>>72011020
wish he'd died instead of his brother

>>72010889

A thread for posting
Meaningless observations
Why do i return

>>72010993

new york i love you, but you're bringing me down

how to stop being sensitive lads

Need a cuteboy commie bf to cuddle up with x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVe43BKKFk

lads why do hookers talk to me and ask me questions

i know i'm fucking shy and no i don't have a girlfriend, that's why I'm paying you to spend time with me

When did Jordan Peterson become a meme?

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Who are more deluded:

commies or fascists

A yank gf is the ultimate dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSLyAnEfze0

>>72011042
Fuck sake, I couldn't see them on the farewell tour and they're my favourite band.

>>72011062
exposure therapy

just like with wanking

>>72011053
his brother was a big pseud

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going to make chili dogs for dinner tonight in honour of our brothers across the pond.

>>72011087
Fascists desu

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*blocks your path*

>>72011087
commies

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>>72011068
excellent post

>>72011049
abysmal post

*glides in like batman*
*lands behind you*

Hey Punk, heard you were lookin' for a knuckle sandwich

*Punches you with a carbon fibre reinforced glove as you turn around, breaking your jaw and zygomatic bone*

computer lad, it was by accident originally, i was training as an auditor and hurt my hand so i couldnt type so tried rolling out computers for a temp agency instead. got a job with the place i was doing it at as a junior techie and went from there. got into contracting after a girl i trained up to do phone support got an IT manager job at another place and she asked me to contract there for her.

>>72011097
going to post the same thing in the new thread just in case people want to see how amazing my post it

>>72011109
>>72011121
interesting

>>72011095
you mean i need to be heavily roasted?

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>new QT at work has probably left already
>never saw her in tights
>can't find her on ANY social media

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https://youtu.be/HgfffdrfdFQ

kek

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>Post yfw you found out that CIA is behind the attempts at forcing shite /leftypol/ memes on /brit/

>>72011146
yes exactly. well done mate.

>>72011160
bit pathetic

>>72011119

*rams my renault twizy into it*

>>72011160

why did she leave la, did you do something untoward?

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>>72011087
Fascism

Literally every fascist country ended in smouldering ruins

Meanwhile communism led to the USSR becoming a superpower in 30 years

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i had a little love, now I am back for moaaarr

>>72011073

They target virgins
The thirsty are quite eager
For fear of wizardry

>>72010841
>>72010841
>>72010841
come post your pretty accents :33

>>72011087
Commies are utterly naive. Fascists are just hateful and authoritarian

>>72011191

It's normal procedure to facebook stalk new females at work

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@72011151
Haha ....yeah....

>>72011180
>implying the CIA isn't behind the autistic pinochetposting

i'm not gay my boyfriend is

>>72011236
fuck off you cunt :33

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Who wants one? :3

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Lords are doing God's job lads

is it sad that the thing i now look forward to most in my life is going to work because i get to see the pretty girl in the office

Masturbatus sum
Excrementum facio
Tabernae iens

>>72011087
Commies

>>72011153
nah more like a constant stream of mild insults and humiliations over a long period of time

Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to the dance and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank

Who put the skip in the skippy flow?
Who keeps the kids on their tippy toes?
Who put the Skinners in videos?
Who put the hits on the hitlist?
Who put the crisp in the biscuit?
Man like Fronty and Mission though
I'm a Robinson and don't live in Bow
If you don't man that's a living GOAT
I rep East London with the realest quotes
Ride out ting
Young box on a ride out ting
Fuck that, seven seater to Heathrow
Fly out ting

tfw no bf

>>72011271
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Shall not be validating my suspicions of what those chocolates are

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>communism led to the USSR becoming a superpower in 30 years

Yeah mate... *walks away*

just joking :p

>>72011225
then ended in smouldering ruins
also loads of fascist countries existed for years after WWII and were fine
the issue is lack of orderly leadership succession.
countries like China and Vietnam are basically fascist now in all but name, more like what Hitlers Germany would have looked out if he never purged the left wing of the Nazi party.

>>72011087
same people often lad, religious types with no belief in religion so politics takes its place. Just like religious nutters they move to the extremes and try to convince everybody else of how wrong they are about everything. in the old days we used to send em to the US to get rid of them like the anabaptists, nowadays we have to put up with them.

>>72011164
He is also autistic and very lonely, belongs on here tbqh

>>72011271
>Wash spoons before use
Whats the fucking point of providing one if I have to wash it first?

imagine being so intelligent that you could manipulate a whole society to your will

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recently switched from beer to spirits and I feel this is the point of no return

robert webb is a national treasure

Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank

Pop quiz, who put the Eski in Eskimo?
Shell down dance like Tempa bro
And still puttin petrol at Texaco
Who put metaphors in this grime shit?
Man like Sharky and I did
Old skool like Run D and them man there
Furthermore Andrew and them man there
Crawford, man are family with them man there
Likkle mad ting with Ramsey and them man there
Ai it's cool now, old news
Evening Standard and them man there
Think I finna fly Bambi and them man there?
Now I floss like Lambi and them man there!
If you ain't at Angie's with them mandem
Social man are anti with them mandem
Spyder man are champs with them mande-de'
Some man are pretend, man
Us man here don't party with them man
One Grey Goose and pack up with ten man
I don't really roll out but if I do we go all-out
Drink all night so we can ball out
Fall in line, nah, we will fall out
Tell a girl "Why front?"
Like my underpant
Man are bedroom bully, Shabba Ranks

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>>72011087
fascists

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the dream

>>72011294
might go mental tbH cant cope very well with that kind of stuff

>>72011320
>then ended in smouldering ruins
as a result of capitalist restoration yeah
>also loads of fascist countries existed for years after WWII and were fine
portugal was never fascist and spain abandoned it in favour of technocratic liberalism by the mid-50s (opus dei)

>>72011276

just need someone to kick tessa and nige down a big flight of stairs now.

>>72011225
Fascism would have led Germany to become a superpower if they didn't gain so many enemies during ww2. Though like the Soviet Union, they would inevitably collapse within 100 years. Communism and fascism are both jokes.

>>72011367
GOOD post

Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Ooh, ooh

There's a whole leap of gyaldem running man down true stories
You can't leng down a stage show like me
There's a whole leap of gyaldem running man down, ay
Hold tight the gyaldem though, hold tight the ends too

And again and again
In too deep
Blood I'm in too deep
Part of the furniture in this scene
And the three piece suit's still a three piece suite
Yeah I spin a man, I Billy Jean these beats
A man wanna chat about TP3, that's a next ting
Over the fence ting
Be a chopper, crossbar, BMX ting
St. Olave's on a don't drive decks ting, set ting, butchie might pass on the next ting
I kept money in a box that my creps come in
Before my first Wiley cheque come in
So what, them man are flexing?
Them man are keyboard flexing?
Well, your girl's poom-poom stinks like the A13 Beckton exit
Wanna get immature? We can petty
We don't do Twitter wars, you can get slept quick
Wanna get old school, we can get sket shit
But new banger's on deck shit
I'm so ghetto, my bredrin was the tip of my electric
Now I got the fucking car from Scalextric
Party on, we don't rave with no dead tings
Dark and red skin, get me, it's a

Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting (Mad!)
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which-which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, Smithy
Abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
I will come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank

And I will come to your Bar Mitzvah and, leng it down
I will come to your holy communion and, leng it down
I will come to your hen do and

>>72011309
the USSR never once even came close to matching the USA

they were a gigantic nuclear armed bluff and the US just needed to play along to show their power. when it came down to it they utterly demolished them without firing a shot.

>>72011357
>>72011297
genius, these your bars?

>>72011346
I don't have to imagine, I'm the puppet master

Shall be contributing to the English colonisation of Edinburgh soon

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>>72011346
don't have to imagine it mate

/brit/ is my playground

>>72011367
does such a place even exist?

>>72011230
*farts on your microphone*

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the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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Who Belfast here?
The weather is suicidal. Someone end it already.

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the dream

>>72011352
The point of no return is drinking liqueur or after shave. You're good.

Why do Canadians post here? There are consistently the worst posters. Fucking leafs.

>>72011385
you're thinking Fascism is an economic policy again
Francoism was nothing else but fascist with autarky or without it.

>There are literal communists ITT.

GTFO, you utter retards.

>>72011399
>St. Olave's
What did you mean by this mate?

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the goal is world communism

>>72011433
London circa 2020

>>72011472
>There are

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>>72011472
What? haha

>>72011087
Fascism is the only political belief with a true understanding of human psychology.

We are bitter, hateful animals and all we want to do is march into the abyss, taking as many people as we can with us.

Everything else is delusion and wishful thinking.

>>72011480
they've been shitposting regularly for at least a month now

C'est la lutte finale

Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale

Sera le genre humain

>Workers around the world unite!!!
>*removes the owners*
>Uh, wait, where have the jobs gone?

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>>72011504

Good lad. Perpetual revolution soon

>>72011460
wish brasil wasn't so poor

>>72011091
They're working on a new album so likely will tour again

You've not missed out completely yet

>>72011504
imagine such a utterly dreary existence

Mosley was right about everything

>>72011543
icepick yourself trot scum

le horseshoe theory

los angeles city planning is quite good

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>>72011594

>>72011528
>>72011480
Thank the CIA senpai.

Based Assange spilled the beans on them trying to commandeer our safespaces

>>72011541
>being this much of a self hating cuck
>thinking work is magicked out of thin air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvaO6zubLs

Imagine fucking up this badly

>>72011460
mad, how do they fill every room in that picture

>>72011569
sounds good to me

better than living under the boot of capitalism unless you're a richfag

post some absolutely mental party bangers

want to pretend i'm a normie at a house party

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Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.

Sanchez is literally the only Arsenal player that would get into the Spurs team. What a fucking joke.

>>72011265
bit rude

>>72011626

me at the back

>>72011403
You're a fucking mong if you think all the USSR had was nukes

Overwhelming military dominance in Europe, many more tanks, artillery etc. Than NATO

>>72011626
>wellfare

>>72010889

Joe Rogan is a million times smarter

not feeling it

>>72011706

Amen to that brother.

Preach it Joe.

>>72011676
because you're a role player and probably an idiot as well.
living under the "boot" of capitalism right now
really not all that bad, you can always choose just not to consume.
I prefer the invisible hand to the steel toe

feelling it

:stoptheweather:

Cлaвьcя, Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe,
Дpyжбы нapoдoв нaдёжный oплoт!
Знaмя Coвeтcкoe, знaмя нapoднoe
Пycть oт пoбeды к пoбeдe вeдёт!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12483318
http://www.strawpoll.me/12483318
http://www.strawpoll.me/12483318

>>72011755
AHHHHHH MY PENIS..... IS GETTING..... HARD

>>72011706
*Buys a 35lb kettlebell with a 3d mapped face on it*

wish commies would fuck off, real capitalism has never been tried

>>72011677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du2TRSjgr-U

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>>72011755

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>Be Ukraine, the bread basket of eastern Europe at the time
>After two years the commies had to put up posters reminding the populous not to eat their own children

rly jogging the ol' noggin.

>>72011645
Insulting 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHbAhFnfrA

>>72011754
>because you're a role player
yeah cool i'll just stop being poor

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>>72011367
>the runt pens of the future
>sitting around with oculus rifts welded into their eyeballs
>swearing allegiance to the triumvirate of Mark, Tim and Larry

Let it all burn.

Joe Rogan spoke for about 5 minutes in total during his podcast with Jordan Peterson because he finally met his match

anytime someone says something mean to me i just act neutral but deep inside i want to kms
really hurt to hear bad words

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what did the CIA mean by this?

>capitalism succeeds in almost every society
>Communism fails in every single society
Huh yeah really close call there

Ayn Rand literally died while on every form of welfare. Can Libertarians ever recover?

>>72011779
Дyшy й тiлo ми пoлoжим зa нaшy cвoбoдy,
I пoкaжeм, щo ми, бpaття, кoзaцькoгo poдy!

>perfect ideology doesn't exis-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamofascism

>>72011835
could be worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apo-AMTetbU

>>72011861
I rely on 4chan to tell me I'm pathetic.

Anyone who insults me in real life I cut off without hesitation.

>>72011862
Perfect waist and hips

>>72011829
>this entire post

back to >>>/x/ bohdan

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I don't like fascism

Got the ruddy shits again. Need to sort my diet out.

Post songs that put you in a revolutionary mood lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU3vUOa2sw

CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY IS THE PERFECT POLITICAL SYSTEM

>>72011917
im not affected when it comes from a screen. but hearing it from an actual voice is horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utPE5wfopgc

I get the feeling Tim was quite intelligent and witty before he went nuts.

>>72011872
They're trying to understand something completely beyond their control.

They're probably still labouring under the delusion that Russia has a meme warfare division which got Trump elected. They just can't accept the reality that it was a bunch of bored nihilistic young men on the internet, with minimal input from the Russians.

article 50 hasn't been triggered yet

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>Labour vote share #Copeland
>1997 58.2%
>2001 51.8%
>2005 50.5%
>2010 46.0%
>2015 42.3%

>today 37.3%

Labour have been going down for the last 20 years now. It's not just Corbyn's fault.

>mfw Labour will never be in power again

>>72011839
living in he UK I can hardly imagine you're that poor or utterly devoid of opportunities unless you are in fact an idiot

I grew up in a dead mining town up north and now am doing pretty well as are my parents despite coming from a decidedly working class background.
all it takes is prudent investing, the housing market crash especially is where my family made big money, my dad used his savings to buy properties in the USA and they are all worth loads now.
as for me I worked shit tier jobs all through school and just invested my money instead of blowing it all.

fact is if you give the average poor person 500$ they will spend it on 500$ worth of instant lottery scratch tickets and beer.

>>72011913
might as well spit in Medvedev's face

how do I get a 10mg valium prescription


please respond

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>>72011706

redpill me on memes

Christ Almighty lads. I fucking loathe women. Everything is a fucking argument with them.

>>72011956
Stalinism is fascism, kill all tankies

me ma vo'ed leaber so a vo'ed leaber

>>72012042
I'm a meme engineer for the CIA

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having sex with someone else's sloppy seconds is literally more pathetic than being a virgin

>>72011940
Fascism is to Communism what Vlad the Impaler was to Islam.

A necessary bulwark of implacable terror.

We should have supported Uncle Addy in his crusade, instead of handing half of Europe over to the menace of the East.

true article 50 triggering has never been tried

>>72012024
>Give crazy sociopaths hallucinogenic mushrooms

Joe is a genius

>>72011862

whale

>>72012011
Fucking hilarious though

>>72012004
Why do people pretend Blair's landslide 1997 victory is the norm when it was actually more the exception

Guarantee it was much lower than 58% in 1992

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I like Fascism

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*blocks your path*

>>72011903
Fascism shares its roots with Islamic ideas
René Guénon became a Muslim
Syria is arguably the last Islamofascist state left however.

>>72012095
t. Doesn't know what a sociopath is

How easy is it to buy weed in Birmingham if I don't know anyone?

Did fast stream thing

Doubt i done well

Oh well guess its time to scope out opportunities in my current job

globalist jews are paying peers to vote against the brexit bill

>>72012174
fuck off

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>when the pronouns keep multiplying in a fractal pattern

>>72012182
>Did fast stream thing

That was months ago

Decided I'm never going to talk to another human for the rest of my life except on 4chan.

>>72012095
not the worst idea, the ego reduction they often cause afterwards can be therapeutic. shrooms when done properly can be genuinely mind opening.

>>72011877
>When I am Weaker Thn You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles

Cheeky tenner on Sanchez wincast

>>72012205
Good post

>>72012174
Tfw could give u numbers

>>72012082
>hungarians stabbed vlad in the back and handed the balkans to the ottomans
>allies stabbed hitler in the back and handed eastern europe to the russians

Pottery

>>72012152
>gif
fuck off

>>72012163
Yes I do

>>72012207
>shrooms when done properly can be genuinely mind opening.

Nah. You drug fiends will say anything.

Reckon the the only real redpill is that Hitler didn't want to conquer the world and he wasn't mad.

Everything else is just a variation on this theme.

good:
having your third eye opened
hairy vaginas
barratt new builds
chili peppers

bad:
calcification
stubbly vaginas
ballymore new builds
horseradish

>>72012204
Mine was today

Lesson learnt from it is to practice reading at pace

>tfw didn't even pass the personality test for the fast stream
justed myself pretty hard there

feel sad again
going to bed

>>72012238
I probably wouldn't trust them anyway.

I've just been watching the vlogs of some Finnish homeless junkie living in Swindon and he gets all kind of shit there without knowing people.

>>72012285
hitler was a plant by the british government

>>72012289
good:
pears
homosexuality

bad:
bananas with black spots on it
poofters

>>72012289
>doesn't like horseradish
wasteman

wish I was as loquacious in interviews as I am when I'm talking to myself.

>>72012305
wew

I found everything up till the ac easy

>>72012289
>horseradish

Frigg off

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Good morning, Worm your honor
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do

we killed the wrong hitler

choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAsGdiXF-Rg

good:
casual job interviews
jam

bad:
personality tests
jelly

>>72012267
>Yes I do
Then what makes you think giving them mushrooms would make them any more dangerous than an ordinary person taking them?

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how mentally ill is /leftybrit/?

http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

I sleep 15 hours a day because it means I spend less time awake.

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Oh for fucks sakes

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>>72012349
>Another talker-to-self
me friend

good
free jazz

bad
going to the hair salon and asking for a haircut thats just going to look messy and unkempt

arsenal comeback soon

>>72012404
>Sharpening the mind of someone apt at manipulation is a good thing

You dumb?

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>>72012285
he was just like us

>>72012430
the jews are behind this

is autumn the comfiest season?

>lovely crisp leaves
>everything looks pleasant
>nice smell
>not too warm

I honestly think tony blair is a sociopath

not sure why the british people fell for his facade

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>>72012290

>>72012437
>hair salon
bender

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>Be CIA meme engineer for financial compensation
>Also be a shameless furry
What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

how does this song make you feel?

>>72012430
Enemies of the people. This is why America has the 2nd Amendment.

Bad (or sick) guy!

literally so excited about getting a new piece of furniture delivered in 2 days

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>we killed the wrong hitler

>>72012430
What does this mean?

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>Enemies of the people. This is why America has the 2nd Amendment.

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>coming back from newcastle
>5 and a half more hours till i get home
>work tomorro at 9

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>>72012489

>>72012523
Parliament will vote on the bill again
standard procedure, not sure what the fuss is.

>>72012472

spring is better

but it has to be a real spring after 2+ months of below 0 temperatures and snow

>>72012479
he is a believer in an end game, he thinks the world can be made into a perfect one system globalised entity and all problems will be solved.

>>72012479
trudeau is a pretty much a blairite. campaign left, govern right.
don't think he's a sociopath though, just an airhead

>>72012536
why were you there m8 of m9

>>72012458
>Mushrooms
>Sharpening the mind
It's a hallucinogenic, quite the opposite effect to "sharpening the mind".

taking a shit dudes

rubbing one out bros

>tfw can't into ricing

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>>72012415

>>72012570
Fast stream

Proper shitole is 'astle

>>72012569
>Blair campaigned left

idiot

>>72012536
>My jobs a joke, I'm broke. My love lifes DOA
What did he mean by this?

>>72012569

you don't understand. tony blair literally wants to wipe britain off the face of the map

justin is just a puppet for his LPC masters

>>72012616
JUST

can memes take over the world?

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>>72012415
r8

>>72012582
Shut up druggie

>>72012629
i meant trudeau campaigned left (well, "left") but he's by no means a leftist, he's a globalist banking pawn neoliberal.

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>tony blair literally wants to wipe britain off the face of the map

>>72012652
>let me tell you about your country
tony blair did nothing wrong, just fyi

Does everyone in the country apply for fast stream then? I'm only a first year but so far it seems like the only job I'd be remotely interested in applying for (foreign office looks best)

>>72012687
trudeau is a radical centrist

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>>72012415

>>72012706
yeah the foreign office is insanely competitive

I am: VERY
>Antisocial
>Narcissistic
>Avoidant

>>72012707
all radical centrists deserve to be killed

>>72012768
not if they get to the rorkes first

>>72012460
Literally would have been in /deutsch/ right now if he'd been born 110 years later

leave the tribalists to me

>>72012745
>>72012681
>>72012616
avoidant personality disorder feels like a meme to me desu

>>72012704

I'm more knowledgeable about british politics than most brits. I have extensively studied matters ranging from Harold Wilson's alleged links to the KGB to the West Lothian Question.

so pipe down

/brit/ is a honeypot

The CIA is always warching

>>72012460
>didnt drink
>favourite thing was the opera
>didnt want more friends

right weirdo

>>72012616
What the fuck

If you answered honestly, you're fucked.

>>72012750
oh well, probably can't do much long-term preparation anyway

Lad who was asking about Sheffield and Bristol uni here.

Sheffield is an absolute peng city, easily t' best in't North. The architecture, pubs, city center - everything c'est tres bien. The only problem is that it's full of fucking nig nogs, half of which are walking around smoking weed. Where are the fucking police? Haven't seen a single one.

Is it a dangerous place at night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ

blasting this rn

>>72012685
>I'm retarded
Oh okay I get it now, thanks for clarifying.

>>72012854
what's good about the 'field?

>>72012854
>center
FOY

>>72012854
i live in Bristol

>>72012843

the entire internet is a CIA data mining operation

are people too stupid to go look up who invented this shit?

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>everything c'est tres bien

>>72012841
>more knowledgeable about british politics than most brits
ah yes... very impressive

>>72012843
All I wanna do is *bang bang bang bang* and *warching* take your money

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>>72012681
explains why you don't (you) me

>>72012874
Says the person who thinks mushrooms is a better alternative than therapy. You dumb gelatinous pig.

imagine being proud about knowledge about politics

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>I'm more knowledgeable about british politics than most brits. I have extensively studied matters ranging from Harold Wilson's alleged links to the KGB to the West Lothian Question.

>>72012854
York, Manchester, Newcastle, and even Liverpool are nicer than Sheffield desu

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>yfw they will look upon 2000-2010 and 2010-2020 the same way the do other decades in history
>yfw you will look back in 20-30 years and tell younger generations that you were alive when X and Y happened

>the CIA publish every post you've made on /brit/

how fucked are you?

>>72012929

Reported

... Sticker ...

>>72012978
woah... time...moves...!

>>72012978
No way bro

>>72012848
>brainlets here don't like Opera

>>72012983
this is a trap
do not answer

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AMERICA FUCKING SUCKS, I HATE LIVING HERE. PLEASE ADOPT ME. THE REVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE. MY ANCESTORS WERE LOYRALISTS, WE WERE PERSECUTED BY THE PURITANS!!! PLEASE FORGIVE US DAD!!!!!

>>72012939
I didn't say anything was a better alternative to anything, all I did was try to explain to you what a sociopath is and what mushrooms do, but clearly you're a little too dense to even comprehend that much.

>>72012983

Everyone in the court room would be laughing x

They'd probably take my business ideas, too

>>72013013
wagner is complete shite though
literally music for brainlets
thats why mongs like nietzsche and hitler were fan of it

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*gentrifies your square*

>>72013038
the UK is honestly godawful to live in
just move to New England and play pretend

>>72013076
no bully in /brit/ pls

>>72013069
good post

>>72013045
>Mushrooms would be beneficial to sociopaths Joe rogan told me

heh, okay kiddo

nord pas de calais used to be part of england

really makes you think....

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>>72012681
I just chose the middle one a lot because half the questions were very extreme or basically the same, the rest were about how much i wanted to write a song.
Dont feel its accurate

>>72013065
Nietzsche hated Wagner you peabrain

>>72013069
what the fuck. lol
>trees in oil barrels

remember when house prices reflected the shelter they provided not the investment opportunity?

how long should i wait to text the proto-gf?

ABAS BTFO

sheffield is surprisingly white

>>72013013
Its not my favourite thing to do over pub because im not some half-gay histronic grumpy austrian autist

>>72013132
normie scores

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>>72012415
I'm not obsessive at least :]