/vocaroo/ thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j12VNgUk4e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHbAhFnfrA

r8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z6z7q8z4jT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R29HPDRVWG

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Will take requests

>>72010841
>Star Spangled Banner
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BZvOA5d7Xu
>Auferstanden aus Ruinen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRUu725qDd
>La Marseillaise
http://vocaroo.com/i/s066tAdeisXV

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1464S2QkyII
Southern sweden here

Anyone want something easy from Norway?

>>72011707
10/10 to be honest

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149oNEoFh4g

Can speak danish as well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JWpI45CJrJ

>>72010841
I can't sing you dumbass.

>>72011750
Erika?

>Oi maamme, Suomi, synnyinmaa,
>soi, sana kultainen!
>Ei laaksoa, ei kukkulaa,
>ei vettä, rantaa rakkaampaa
>kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen,
>maa kallis isien.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nh2MQBw7In

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>72011808
excellent

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>>72012081
10/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BaIM8Szpi0
Was my singing good?

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>>72012375

rate

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C3quDeFS5U

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>>72012493
very good lad, brought a tear to my eye desu

(((you missed a few of the highest notes tho, if you want constructive criticism)))

>>72012504
rated

>>72011808
see>>72012455

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14K0NGbaQwy

>Auferstanden aus Ruinen
Babs pls

>>72010841
burger
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cEGe4jLmZY
baguette
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HtUeO33OO

I just realized the american one might be fake as well but since I don't know it I thought it was legit :^)

>>72012656
Is it true you'll get arrested for nationalism if you sing the anthem in public?

>>72012804
is it true that
>be american
>get shot
?

>>72012592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l3ooAFgkai

>>72012669
boris/10
very nice, lad. :)

>>72012846
is it true that
>be turku
>get burned
?

>>72012804
100% true
nationalism is a serious crime here

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2bh lads

>>72012932
yeah I'm actually eastern european, not italian
that probably explains the TH I C C accent

>>72012585
Kek I just listened to it. Thanks for the complement although I don't think it was very good

>>72011929
yes

>>72013014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00WOFYRlujn

I thought you might have a request

I can't sing

English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jIvgTfKlF0
French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KbMkb4T6qk

>>72010841
I give you 5, do you hear me, 5 minutes to delet this fucking thread, you cunt

>>72012669
Not bad, herr.

>>72013127
I thought you were going to post something in Norwegian for me to read

>>72013137
m-moldoveanco?

>>72013137
>English
you said the word gallantly like a proper nasally american. good job

>>72012958
Danks based ameribro

>>72013137
I hate that accent in French. desu.

>>72013249
d-da?
>>72013251
i'll take that as a compliment :D

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>>72013157
honhonhon

>>72013137
TOURS
O
U
R
S

>>72013231
>>72013249
Post Italian

>>72013414
DELET DELET DELET DELET
>>72013358
Pourquoi cependant

>>72013231
Alright, this is the best I could think of on the top of my head.
Here is my singing of it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLOjWfDl79

Hu hei! kor er det vel friskt og lett
opp på fjellet!, opp på fjellet!
her leikar vinden i kåte sprett
opp på fjellet! opp på fjellet!
og foten dansar, og auga lær,
og hjarta kveikjande hugnad fær
opp på fjellet! opp på fjellet!

Kom opp! kom opp frå den tronge dal
opp på fjellet! opp på fjellet!
her bles ein blåster so frisk og sval
opp på fjellet! opp på fjellet!
og lii skin utav blomar full,
og soli drys alt sitt fagre gull
opp på fjellet! opp på fjellet!

I dalen starvar du tung og heit,
kom på fjellet! kom på fjellet!
kor fint her er, inkje nokon veit,
her på fjellet! her på fjellet!
ditt auga flyg over nut og tind,
det er som flyg det i himlen inn
opp frå fjellet, opp frå fjellet.

Og når no soli til kvila gjeng
attom fjellet, attom fjellet,
då reia skuggane opp si seng
attmed fjellet, attmed fjellet,
då gidrar alt i ein strålesverm,
og hjarta sveiper seg inn i draum
opp på fjellet, opp på fjellet.

>>72013231
Oops, wrong flag

>>72013358
:(
how can I improve my accent?
>>72013420
Zeno Cosini, il protagonista dell'opera, proviene da una famiglia ricca, vive nell'ozio e in un rapporto conflittuale con il padre, che si rifletterà su tutta la sua vita. Nell'amore, nei rapporti coi familiari e gli amici, nel lavoro, egli prova un costante senso di inadeguatezza e di "inettitudine", che interpreta come sintomi di una malattia. In realtà solo più tardi scoprirà che non è lui a essere malato, ma la società in cui vive.

>>72013559
>how can I improve my accent?
By going to Tours >>72013416

>>72013559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aaRo8iAZGJ first attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UGN5ngUv9g

>>72013695
If he/she has a cute feminine penis, then he/she is welcome here

>>72013460
les intonations. Elles détruisent complètement le rythme et la "poésie" de ceux-ci.
je pense que c'est surtout une question d'habitude, mais je peux pas m'empêcher de grincer.
et plus les R sont bizarre aussi...

post spanish

>>72013804
M'ouais, notre R guttural est un peu étrange de base, pêh

Mais quand on grandit avec, c'est difficile à réaliser.

>>72012054
Shit like this makes me want to learn german.

>>72013479
Different song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYUSdZ9PHk

>>72013756
10/10

How do people edit their voices to sound like cute girls?

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>>72013988
Non ti credo

>>72014072
Sono serio, da quanto studi l'italiano?

>>72013479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjGjF68lC8

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some oc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HYqILVSmB8

>>72014154
not bad, ano

>>72013510
what u think i don't speak italian just because of my flag?

>>72014186
I'm not Ano, who the fuck is Ano?

>>72014217
oh, thought you were the guy who gets triggered by that

>>72014251
???

>>72013756
pretty good f a m
try this italian now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iOS3TwG1Xo
Deşteaptă-te, române, din somnul cel de moarte,
În care te-adânciră barbarii de tirani!
barbarii de tirani
Acum ori niciodată croieşte-ţi altă soarte,
La care să se-nchine şi cruzii tăi duşmani!
şi cruzii tăi duşmani!
Acum ori niciodată să dăm dovezi la lume
Că-n aste mâni mai curge un sânge de roman
un sânge de roman
>>72013385
mi se parea mie cunoscuta vocea

>>72014206
Post Gaelic

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>>72013804

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>>72014100
N-non mi ricordo. Solo faccio Duolingo.

>>72014278
Is it romanian?

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>>72014308
Stop being sad, cutie.

>>72014324
si :^)

>>72014286
Ó, is spailpín aerach tréitheach mise agus bígí ag soláthar mná dhom,
Mar chroithfinn an síol faoi dhó san earrach in éadan na dtaltaí bána
Mar chroithfinn an síol faoi dhó san earrach in éadan taltaí bána
Mo lámha ar an gcéachta i ndiaidh na gcapall ’s go réabfainnse cnoic le fána.

’S mo chúig céad slán leat, a dhúiche m’athar, go deo deo don oileán grámhar,
’S don scata fear óg atá i mo dhiaidh ag baile nár chlis orm in am an ghátair,
Tá Baile Átha Cliath dóite is tógfar Gaillimh, beidh lasair againn ar thinte cnámha,
Beidh fíon agus beoir ar an mbord ag m’athair – sin cabhair ag an spailpín fánach.

>>72014313
You are pretty good, better than a lot of immigrants who have been here for 10 years.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nMhqvhCXWa

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0skAuEMbgWy

>>72014056
it takes a long time. it begins in the womb.

>>72014154
kek good job, ano

>>72014278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e6SJe1yk9Q

>>72014451
8/10, I would listen to an audio book narrated by yourself.

>>72014628
IM NOT ANO
WHO IS ANO

>>72014443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10SVEWLKcOd
>>72014708
fucking amazing 10/10 I would give you citizenship if I was president

>>72014154
sup ano

>>72014451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWq3AqRWhJ

>>72014154
Where've you been lad? Been a while since I heard from you

>>72014424
I can't find a good audio file for this, not really any point in trying without hearing it first.

>>72014920
Wiju you actually saved it you absolute madman.

>>72014451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMiHhnJSTv

>>72014278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zkrYYWwoVZ

>>72014844
doubt.jpg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bFAi8a02G3 rate

>>72015062
am plâns BRAVO

>>72014984
>>72014424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1opPXy0fbNJ

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>>72014437
That's pretty cool. Happy to hear that.

>>72015180
PLS COME TO B R A I L A SOME TIME

>>72015209
Ahahahah ma è stonata.

>>72012636
Gracias, amigo. I love English. It's a beautiful language.

Please, krauts and frogs, rate my hymns:
>>72011808
>>72011808

>>72015380
Or Brașov

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>>72015573
>>72015322
post spanish

No nazi song? C'mon I want to hear some edgy stuff.

>>72015652
>No nazi song?
i wish but that's illegal.

>>72015691
Where are you in a public square? Is it true germans can't break rules?

>>72015645
Wikileaks, la plataforma fundada por Julian Assange para la filtración de información confidencial, comenzó este martes la publicación de miles de documentos que atribuye a la CIA y que, de confirmarse su autenticidad, son las tripas de un programa de ciberespionaje con el que los servicios de inteligencia de Estados Unidos son capaces de piratear teléfonos, ordenadores y televisores con Internet y convertirlos en micrófonos para espiar a sus usuarios.

>>72015765
>Where are you in a public square?
No but if authorities found out I'd still get into trouble.
And with that retarded german anon murdering two people it's probably not a good idea to post things like that right now.

>is it true germans can't break rules
Very, but I'm half brit so I can break some small rules.

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>>72015652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDaihU-NoQ
Deutschland erwache aus deinem bösen Traum!
Gib fremden Juden in deinem Reich nicht Raum!
Wir wollen kämpfen für dein Auferstehn
Arisches Blut soll nicht untergehn!

>>72015512
eh se vede ca ești în Italia de cam mult timp :^)
nu ai accentu ăla de vasluian ghini di tăt

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>>72015832
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>72015852
EVERYONE HAS YOU TUBE YOU HAVE TO SING IT!

>>72016163
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>he thinks germans joke

>>72016154
I love you <3 I'm glad you liked it.

>>72016163
But it is a serious crime in germany. I could go to jail for doing so.

>>72015798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dn1q1Qd2zm
>>72016136
>asc am chierdut accentul

>>72016265
>>72016314
How could anyone find out?

>>72015798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dwy7QZEBXv
how long can one sentence be

>>72016378
My mother could report me to the police.

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>>72016527
Ok I give up.

>>72015798
I bet you have never heard a Salvadoran speak, so here it is.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cslQS494dM

>>72016695
https://youtu.be/XKa-1txpz8k?t=2m43s

>>72016527
not if you scream reeeeeeeeeeeeeee DANZIG IS DEUTSCHLAND KÖNIGSBERG IST DEUTSCHLAND and beat up her new boyfriend

>>72016679
>>72016762
Germans are taught from a young age to report anyone doing anything anti-constitutional, especially in your family.
It wouldn't be unreasonable to worry about your mother reporting you desu

>>72016679
Kek, why don't you try it?I would like to hear the song from a grill.

>>72016800
Do your government also put screens and cameras inside your homes?
Luckly here no one feels guilty for our "le ebil past" and people don't give a shit about our war crimes, I bet a lot of people don't even know about them.

>>72016342
All correct but you have a very thick foreign accent (not Italian, so Romanian I suppose)
>>72016450
Very well, the only mistake is the way you stressed some words like "filtración" and "confidencial"
>>72016695
H-how can you speak so fast

This is mine http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDOODyKDAx

>>72016951
>Do your government also put screens and cameras inside your homes?
Wouldn't be surprised desu

This german guilt is absolutely ridiculous. You can't say anything without being in danger of ending up in jail.

But I second >>72016847, sing it, traitor girl!

>>72016847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZY98BDrLy

someone make this pls

Airadu ti at fertu ogni dolore
istadu sess’in abbas tempestosas
t’ ana puntu ispinas velenosas
senz’aer de fortuna su favore.

Prantu as in oras sambenosas
a s’odiu as rispostu chin s’ amore
mai immentricadu as su sudore
c’as assuttadu chin manos callosas

lassadu as s’ammentu sinceru
de su trattare onestu privu e male
rispettosu in tottu pro s’anzenu

>>72016847
>>72017039
There is no girl on internet.

>>72016759
in the end, this whole series was just a dream. i kid you not my friend.

>>72017201
I know, what a lazy conclusion
gotta binge watch them again this summer

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aKZkTfw4vx

>>72013956
Very nice, sounds more Norwegian than a previous german teacher of mine who had lived in the country for 20 years.

>>72014133
Funny, the stress is all over the place! Quite good pronounciation otherwise, though.

>>72016991
Castellana?

>>72017246
>sounds more Norwegian than a previous german teacher of mine who had lived in the country for 20 years.

You make me so happy.

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>>72017235
You're very bad at french but I loved it

>>72017075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1clED6fqtDz

>>72017075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upxsajf6wu

>>72017266
Si

If some of you is studying italian can I ask you why? It's a useless language.

>>72017433
what isn't?

read this classic frasca poem

Ziemię pomierzył i głębokie morze,
Wie, jako wstają i zachodzą zorze;
Wiatrom rozumie, praktykuje komu,
A sam nie widzi, że ma kurwę w domu.

>>72017461
finnish

>>72017433
it's one of the most beautiful languages in europe. come on.
also, my dream is to have a qt italian gf and visit her family in a small town in la toscana where i would meet her 90 year old granny and she would cook for me and i would speak with everyone in italian and they would treat me like family... aw shit, i just made myself cry

>>72017461
Spanish, french, english all of them are spoken in a lot of different countries also I was told that if you speak german scandinavians and other germanic nation can somehow understand you.

>>72017499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e388GbcEPi

>>72017499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0koBQzMesHa

P-poland I-I...

>>72017330
>>72017395
good job,especially the salvadorian guy, its a sardinian poetry

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HbsejVfK3S

>>72017309
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kkE2GWRNl

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>>72017571
I'm from Tuscany
this is where I live.

>>72017433
I'm dating an Italian and spending a few minutes a day on it isn't a big deal, it's useful there because many people don't speak English

Though I don't use it because I'm shy

>>72017670
ah then i mispronounced some consonants.

unlike all the other romance languages, c and g remain hard before e and i, right?

>>72017741
Bro fist.

>>72017696
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>72017657
rz = ż

>>72017661
o fugg it's good
ą = nasal on, not an (for reasons)

>>72017309

>you're very bad at french

to be honest I wouldn't have it any other way ;)

>>72017786
she a girl tho
>>72017822
P-poland I-I...

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>>72017705
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kkE2GWRNl

>>72017873
Shit I forgot it.

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>>72017900

>>72017873
go on you're a pro
same author, Kochanowski (XVIth c.)

Pókiś ty, bury kocie, na myszach przestawał,
A w insześ się myślistwo z jastrząby nie wdawał,
Byłeś w łasce u ludzi i głaskanoć skórę,
A tyś mrucząc podnosił twardy ogon wzgórę.
Teraz, jakoś ku myszom chciał mieć i półmiski,
I łaziłeś po ptaki w gołębiniec bliski,
Dałeś gardło, niebożę, i wisisz na dębie;
A twej śmierci i myszy rady, i gołębie.

>>72017822

you'll be happy to know trying to sing your language has given me a headache

>>72018069
were you trying to sing? oh

>>72018088

your language isobviously not good for singing

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>>72017774
there are many types of sardinian, that poetry is written in logudorese so the answer is yes, but for example in gallurese the c is always hard but the g can be soft too

>>72018217
Are you from there?

Pls, someone do this one:

Nos, los representantes del pueblo de la Confederación Argentina reunidos en Congreso General Constituyente por voluntad y elección de las provincias que la componen, en cumplimiento de pactos preexistentes, con el objeto de constituir la unión nacional, afianzar la justicia, consolidar la paz interior, proveer a la defensa común, promover el bienestar general, y asegurar los beneficios de la libertad para nosotros, para nuestra posteridad y para todos los hombres del mundo que quieran habitar en el suelo argentino; invocando la protección de Dios, fuente de toda razón y justicia: ordenamos, decretamos y establecemos esta Constitución para la Confederación Argentina.

>>72018215
well you're fat

>>72018314
and you're a cunt

die

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>>72018215
https://youtu.be/o_VL6ZYv2bE

>>72018287
yep

>>72018003
fuggggggggggggg

this is too hard (your can hear my tropical parrot into the background :3 :3 )
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qiYqiredz9

>>72017075
senz'aer è nbotto rumena come cosa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KxGSPlioCm

>>72018292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Erl1BtgN2u

>>72018292
I don't the language but sure. Actually, I say I don't the language but it's still mostly understandable. Is this like the first lines of the Argentinian Constitution?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vsssBHGV9z

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>>72018292

>>72018334
Rota is sad as fuck like all army songs
I prefer this one, sad as well but better melody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4bUndKW_7c

>>72018292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YSCqvSopIx
>>72018362
Cool, I'm yet to visit it
Have you been to mainland Italy? If so, did you notice any differences?

>>72018217
man, if you are a native speaker of sardinian, don't let it die ;___;

Last 2 verse of Voluspá. Anyone want to give them a go?

Då den store
stig på domstolen,
han frå det hoge,
som heimen styrer.
Han saker sætter
og domar sèt,
sèt vé som alltid
vara skal.

Kjem den dimme
draken fljugande,
fråne-orm, nedan
frå Nida-fjelli.
Ber lik i fjorom,
flyg yver voll
Nidhogg nåbleik.
No mun ho sokke.

>>72018334

butt out

>>72018455
Are you the dutch with the fucked up keyboard?

>>72018423
love your intonation such a stereotypical latino lover

>>72018217
man, if you are a native speaker of sardinian, don't let it die ;___;

>>72018573
O P O L E
P
O
L
E

>>72018551
No, first time in this thread.

>>72018528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lSByqA5zvf

>>72018607
I'm a boy (male) nohomo

you remind me of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWrBzqm4OKY

>>72018475
I like it, but rota is better, I sometimes listen to it in the mourning before leaving home for uni then I remember I'm not polish and I feel stupid.

Here's my attempt :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BRW10pTXGj

>>72018699
Rota was almost picked to be our national anthem but they chose Mazurek Dąbrowskiego instead

it's more lively and optimistic, Rota is hardcore nihilist shit

>>72018652
You sound so danish, very funny. IT was understandable, but I think most norwegians would still not understand because the language is archaic.

>>72018452
Bretty good actually

>>72018455
good, considering you don't speak the language, and yes, this is the prelude of the argentinean constitution.

>>72018478
spanish/10
If you're not from Spain, I have to say you have a flawless spanish.

>>72018461
rude

>>72018528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BFdqecwsG7
>>72018825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i8f9NooIbJ

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>>72018825
Veneto is my favourite region after Tuscany.

>>72018951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kDoCQHC4yE

>>72018825
Someone translate pls!

>>72018923
You interpret the accents a bit wrong and misjudge when to pronounce O like O and when to pronounce like Å.

>>72019022
Che vuoi farci sono nato quà, la simpatia è per le bestemmie, l'alcol e il cibo comunque.

>>72019091
it's some dialectal swearing from some godforsaken place in northeastern Italy
can't understand shit of what he/they are blabbering about

>>72019133
yeah I've never spoken a germanic language ever in my life so I have no idea how to pronounce most of it
and no, english doesn't count :^)
>>72019156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXl1N3CgLb

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Should I sing?

Last time I sang for /int/ I got lots of (You)s :D:D

>>72019321
oh shit please do if you are who I think you are
the guy with the guitar

>>72019391
yes
give me an idea please

>>72019321
Only if youre a cute girl (male).

vocaroo this poem, video for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmZYu9Lths
it's basically a long fucking diss on everything interwar Poland was by Julian Tuwim

Wiersz, w którym autor grzecznie, ale stanowczo uprasza liczne zastępy bliźnich, aby go w dupę pocałowali
Absztyfikanci Grubej Berty
I katowickie węglokopy,
I borysławskie naftowierty,
I lodzermensche, bycze chłopy.
Warszawskie bubki, żygolaki
Z szajką wytwornych pind na kupę,
Rębajły, franty, zabijaki,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.


Izraelitcy doktorkowie,
Widnia, żydowskiej Mekki, flance,
Co w Bochni, Stryju i Krakowie
Szerzycie kulturalną francę !
Którzy chlipiecie z "Naje Fraje"
Swą intelektualną zupę,
Mądrale, oczytane faje,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

Item aryjskie rzeczoznawce,
Wypierdy germańskiego ducha
(Gdy swoją krew i waszą sprawdzę,
Werzcie mi, jedna będzie jucha),
Karne pętaki i szturmowcy,
Zuchy z Makabi czy z Owupe,
I rekordziści, i sportowcy,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

Socjały nudne i ponure,
Pedeki, neokatoliki,
Podskakiwacze pod kulturę,
Czciciele radia i fizyki,
Uczone małpy, ścisłowiedy,
Co oglądacie świat przez lupę
I wszystko wiecie: co, jak, kiedy,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

Item ów belfer szkoły żeńskiej,
Co dużo chciałby, a nie może,
Item profesor Cy... wileński
(Pan wie już za co, profesorze !)

I ty za młodu nie dorżnięta
Megiero, co masz taki tupet,
Że szczujesz na mnie swe szczenięta;
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I ty fortuny skurwysynu,
Gówniarzu uperfumowany,
Co splendor oraz spleen Londynu
Nosisz na gębie zakazanej,
I ty, co mieszkasz dziś w pałacu,
A srać chodziłeś pod chałupę,
Ty, wypasiony na Ikacu,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I wy, o których zapomniałem,
Lub pominąłem was przez litość,
Albo dlatego, że się bałem,
Albo, że taka was obfitość,
I ty, cenzorze, co za wiersz ten
Zapewne skarzesz mnie na ciupę,
Iżem się stał świntuchów hersztem,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę !...

>>72019091
May God curse you, I'll smack you (so hard) I'll paint you on the wall son of a whore, I'll kill you Godpig.

>>72019415
Suona la chitarra con il pene una canzone e poi urla forte Porco diooooooo, io jo pagato e nun me fanno entra'

>>72019415
fai una cover di ''Non pago afito'' di Bello Figo

>>72019548
QUESTO

>>72019415
Canta youre beautiful di James blunt

>>72019712
you put too much faith in my capabilities
>>72019548
you too
>>72019493
even you

>>72019774
Fai la cover di bellofigo subito. Fallo per i meme.

>>72019774
Faccetta nera.

>>72019774
Facciamo il tifo per te comunque

>>72019774
canta questa allora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

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>last night posts were made by spaghetti niggers

>>72019904
>last nine*

excuse moi

>>72019904
sadly it's becoming il filo.

>>72019904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zd1FXcZtWv

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>>72019969
è lui o non è lui ?

>>72019969
a mamma mia! i cannota paya mi debtsa

>>72019904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KPC1hfgnKd

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>>72020038
Porco dio è finita.
Ceeeerto che è lui.

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>>72020189
jajaja

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How do you call this animal in your country?
post vocaroos

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17nBiCIw0YR

>>72020189
stealing this image and there's nothing you can do about it

>>72020357
that's a beaverduck

>>72020357
ornithorynque, and I had to look for the proper spelling.

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Comunque mi sono sbagliato, pensavo di essere sul filo

>>72020357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1arDrcXv6PJ
in sicily we call it this

>>72020357
We call platypus "vogelbekdier", which literally translates to birdmouthanimal.

>>72020367
I stole it from an american so you are welcome.

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>>72020357
>>72020444

>>72020357
that's peculiar, around here we call it 'mortadella col pelo'

>>72020357
Zoccola der Tevere

>>72020510
Kek.

>>72020541
vocaroo now please

>>72020357
here we call it dio

>>72020357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16QiSnF97sf

>>72020566
Tanto comodo nel letto and i don't want to wake up my little sister, she's a bit pain in the ass when I wake her up

>>72020724
lewd 2bh

>>72020566
>>72020724
I'll do it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0djjG5xXHkG
FACT: romans are the most powerful race

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>>72020822

>>72020724
D-do you put your ding dong in her ding ding?

Stop pestering us you annoying Yank

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jnWcCB7Q6k

>>72021990
fuck off you thick, pathetic, sheep-fucking retard