cara
giving it my all this thread
Uhhh
You don't get to post memes
>tfw you notice a huge nosedive in posting quality after 8pm when the yanks get home from school
>>72013401
>>72013401
if I post kev will you die?
feel tired constantly
might just be the anti-depressants but it's annoying
got like 9 hours of sleep and i still feel drowzy
why is the best german side from shitty town like Munich and not one of their top class cities?
The only person that rivals the Irish rural countryman in terms of his crass brute force, alcoholism, anger and irrationality is the confederate Appalachian redneck
They live very similar lifestyles
>>72013395
yet another hilarious installment of reddit: the general
Just got home lads.
What's happening?
why the fuck is the bulk of pringles seasoning on the side that doesn't FIT MY TOUNGE
if you ever show your face around my neighbourhood you will get these hands my friend
arsenal should have never left higbury
>>72013498
Christmas is cancelled
went to sheffield today
just about every wall was tagged
>>72013529
turn it upside down
i dk why they can't coat the whole ting like every other crisp desu . must have had a thousand complaints
>>72013543
can i get them on my bollocks? x
>>72013529
lose some weight lmao
PJW is on Alex Jones
https://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
found a new way
>>72013485
t. townie
don't talk of the rural gael when you yourself do not live the lifestyle of one
>>72013596
Pringles aren't legally crisps
>>72013529
post webm with volume
just discovered that you can drastically improve cheap crappy supermarket sausage rolls by whacking them under the grill for a few minutes.
>>72013529
literally the whole of continental europe is covered in graffiti and stinks of shit
>>72013644
poor mans frikandelbroodje
>>72013038
Grass is always greener, but honestly my fat American friend I'd love to jump ship and go live in the USA. You have so many quiet, white states to live in while there's no escape here.
Plus you have guns. Really want a MK17 with a ACOG set up. Even a FAL would be nice.
>"The two-state solution is dead," Zohar told i24NEWS, an Israeli TV channel. "What is left is a one-state solution with the Arabs here as, not as full citizenship, because full citizenship can let them to vote to the Knesset."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionist_Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jewish_Home
>implying arabs would get seats anyway
>Ahh yes welcome to burger king here's your burger chips and drink that will be 8 quid please
>>72013641
why does doritos gets to be called it then
>>72013625
mate I'm 5'10" and built like a partially underweight cream cracker
I could fucking HEEM you
>>72013665
what about the bits that aren't and don't?
always feel tired no matter how much i sleep
its worse when i get more than 8 hours though. feel more awake the less sleep i get
>>72013651
stop reposting from /lit/
>>72013331
the fuck is with that font. how do they tell what any letter is between O and l
>>72013418
the british posters are only just better than canadians
Irish. Aussies and yanks save this general from being complete shit
>so all of /brit/ is atleast antisocial and avoidant
ah yes yes very nice
>>72013626
>nothing on CNN about the CIA leak
>it's quite literally on the front page of CNN
>>72013685
5'10
>>72013673
FOY
>>72013644
Won't get the gristle out of them. Absolute shite.
>>72013680
>already have a majority in (israel+palestine)
>wouldn't get seats
you're mental lad
Really need a Cromwell 2.0 to sort out these uppity paddys
>>72013680
fuck that shit
>>72013331
had a chat with another icelad yesterday
turns out a long time ago he bought weed from the guy I buy moonshine from
>>72013689
Maybe youre not hitting that REM sleep x
Maybe you have sleep apnea lol
>>72013668
FRYKENDELBROOJ
want my willy to feel nice
any ideas?
>>72013780
leave it alone
>>72013780
lob it off and let it exist on someone else
>>72013763
>Maybe youre not hitting that REM sleep x
nah i get dreams
>Maybe you have sleep apnea lol
dont know what that is
>win 5-1 at home
>get trounced away
>be cagey at neutral grounds
why footballers so scared of leaving their stadium?
really want to move to the maritimes
*Registered sex offender and confirmed pedo 190cm joins enters the thread*
I shant be staying in this thread any longer.
>>72013760
haha lad drugs ;pp
>>72013668
completely different (and inferior) style of sausage mate. duno why you germanics love your vienna style sausages so much. they're grim. give me a tender juicy cumberland any day mate. fuck off you clog wearing cunt
reckon the stories of "impoverished oppressed" people and so on are really not worth hearing.
nothing these stunted degenerated slaved could say is terribly interesting save for a select few (like Shakespeare) who find their way into the public consciousness easily anyway.
>>72013780
me :3
>Irish. Aussies and yanks save this general from being complete shit
>>72013736
i find that the heat from the grill partially melts/softens the gristle so you cant tell. still not the ideal scenario but makes them tolerable.
ramshit
>>72013828
you gay?
>>72013631
Culchie scum are angry alcoholic wankers who won't socialise out of their niche rural circle
Literally you people are no different to some fuckkng clan of hillbillies shooting one another's bollocks off in the Appalachian mountains because they are your descendants, and they maintain the clanlike tradition of the scourge of Ireland: the rural people
greg is a racist
Canadians and Brits are the only worthwhile posters that do more than just spam
>>72013867
and a paedo
>>72013863
maybe
does it matter
back from shopping lads
>>72013824
think you're referring to a saucijzenbroodje which is NOT the same thing
>>72013805
When you half suffocate in your sleep because you're overweight and you fat is choking you, or your tongue is slipping back blocking your airways
Do you snore
>>72013887
a bunty man
How many people are genuine radical centrists?
giving the pineal a spring clean x
>>72013830
Poor lad
Not funny at all!
>>72013682
It is slightly over
>>72013916
fucking retard.
at first i scoffed at how wrong he was but the more i think about this... holy sh*t...
>>72013918
Shan't be doing this
>>72013908
what did you get x
>>72013918
>Those pathetic wrists
Ahaha careful you don't snap them lad, would take your head off with a light jab
back from back lads
>>72013865
what are you talking about? More middle class people live in Kildare and Wicklow than in all of county Dublin
Why are people so stupid that they take Get Out at face value? What, they really think someone would make a film that's just "lol a white girl takes her black bf to her white family and they all kill black people"
Fucking morons. The film is a parody of the far left that use black people as a tool to show just how oh so tolerant they are. "I voted for Obama TWICE!!" kind of thing
>>72013909
dont give a FUCK mate
>>72012415
Why can't they make precooked sausage rolls that taste half decent?
They all taste like the same powdery-pastry gristle-filled grey-meat shite
>>72013962
Calm down mate.
>>72014006
think you do
>>72013918
lmao little short legged midget
>>72013962
>>72013996
it's anti-white nonsense written by a bitter minority
watching some more python tutorials
>>72013996
I didn't see it as that bad
people are just sensitive
>>72014023
it's literally one of the stupidest memes, being a centralist doesn't mean the best of all worlds, it literally means being a fucking retard in all ways.
Wish I lived in slovenia
the next twat that tells me he is pontificating something will fucking pontificate my fist in his gabber
>>72013977
>>72014050
why are irishmen so confrontational and autistic?
fuck off to /eire/
>>72014086
help cure my britbooism
tell me terrible or awful things about britain
tube extension down the Old Kent Road
upzone the whole area to Holborn-levels of density
ahhhh yesssssss
>complains about identity politics
>constantly complains about the problems faced by white males in modern society
ah yes... the right...
>>72014086
someone's being awfully extremist
>>72013995
Shut it culchie scum, I've met more impoverished culchies than I have knackers, and even most knackers live in the country. Even the well off rural men I've met were sinister and backstabbing in nature, aggressive bastards with alcohol issues. Fuck them.
>>72014086
You know centralism is a different thing from centrism right?
very exciting game
why can't the 'enal play like thi s away
*pontificates indirectly at you*
Asda actually do some fairly nice shirts lads.
>>72013865
t. urban rat
Is Jacob Rees-Mogg ITT?
unironic radical centrist here
ama
>>72013911
nah dont snore
*Pontificates in a thick Kerry accent at you*
>>72014155
Wenger is a crap manager.
Needs to go ASAP.
pontificating som-
a 60s gf wouldn't go amiss
>>72014170
proofs??
tried on a pair of F&F trousers. never again
>>72014114
I still like you sweden, I don't care what the memes say
>>72014155
fuck off /sp/
>>72014099
sorry manlet, that strike a nerve?
>>72014181
I live in the countryside
I'm surrounded by fucking vermin
The land is beautiful, the people are a scourge
>>72014192
Thoughts on nGDP targeting?
>>72014114
I would say the weather but it's probably worse in sweden
Barry Lyndon is the greatest film of all time
don't know what pontificate means
does it mean "turning into a pope?"
>>72014205
don't agree
Newest episode of VOTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYw5_Wi_2o
>>72014277
is google broken?
Just told a girl I support fracking
You say
I'm always getting mad
I'm always such a drag
But I'm not like that
>don't agree
>>72014114
its shit lad
english people are sound but england is fucked desu
>>72014264
attractive policy
>tfw to smart for basic monetarism
>>72014233
http://direct.asda.com/george/mens-shirts/long-sleeve-casual-shirt/GEM546465,default,pd.html
bought this for work and it feels really nice even though it will probably fall apart after a couple of washes.
I know
That I still hang around
I bring you down
And I'm just like that
>>72014276
The Gaelic inhabitants of Ireland are the greatest race of all time, their command over literature, science and religion is remarkable and their physical prowess unprecedented, as they are descendants of the people of ancient Gaul, tall and strong in stature, stern faced and hardily built
my empire of dirt
>4000 word essay due at midnight
>still not started
who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?
>>72014257
Then you're just an autist
Farmers are the backbone of the country
>>72013515
>>72013515
>>72013515
>Grass is always greener, but honestly my fat American friend I'd love to jump ship and go live in the USA. You have so many quiet, white states to live in while there's no escape here.
aye, that's true. we always want what's foreign and exotic to us. living in one place all your life gets boring. i actually like the idea of how tight and compact your country is. each city has it's own accent, it's own culture, it's own history, yet you can drive to them in an hour or two.
here everything all the same. i live about 60 minutes to pittsburgh, 40 minutes to morgantown. and yeah there is some rivalry, but nothing like in the UK. plus that's it. i'd have to drive a few hours to go to cleveland or columbus, 6 hours to get to philly, nyc, baltimore, or d.c. and in between all these cities is just bumfuck small towns for hours and hours and hours.
>>72014349
too casual for work lad
>>72014114
London
>>72014231
Which one is your favourite lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOyVvpXRX6w
1930s for me
>>72014300
ye mate
>>72014381
literally mordor
>>72013331
>Irish phenotype edition
GOOD edition
trans are mentally ill and need to be placed in the loony bin
Hold me back
I don't wanna be a drag
the gf just texted
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5abDK1j5IE
>>72014114
So through viewing the 'chong memebook page I have identified multiple Australian posters that frequent this general
They are as obnoxious and hideous as you would imagine, I shall not be giving names
>>72014394
I only wear casual shirts or jumpers in the office.
does anyone else think it's funny that aut-rightists insist society is too sensitive nowadays but sperg out whenever anyone is remotely critical of white men?
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>72014450
my house has single taps LOL
>>72014423
i don't hate them but i do feel uncomfortable around them
always afraid i'll say something that embarrasses me or pisses them off
same with disabled people. it's sad but it's probably for the best if we just avoid each other
wonder if this rorke frog is the same as the regular frog?
>>72014450
You lads don't have these at home right?
right ?
Rate the din dins lads
>>72014386
No I am not
My best friends are unfortunately farmers and I've been driving around the back roads from the age of 13
I hate this lifestyle, atleast I don't live on a farm however
>>72014499
yea
you rate trannies though? disappointing
REMINDER
>>72014479
same reason its much better to hurt someone else than be hurt yourself.
dropped my old speckled hen outside on the way in while fiddling in my pocket for my key
smashed right there and then
people saw, i can never forgo the shame
>>72014381
Fun fact, the clockface on the tower is as tall as the whole of Big Ben
Tyler Cowen did an AMA on Reddit
Quite interesting.
>>72014531
>Northerners
>>72014423
the people who are qualified to make that judgement generally disagree with you
>>72014554
Drop this sad gimmick or I'll kick your fucking teeth in you pathetic yank bucket of shite
>>72014579
he's actually from plymouth
>>72014534
And you're some sort of self hating cuck who hates rural people? How do you quantify that?
Rural people aren't perfect but they're a whole lot better than urban scum, especially dubliners
What do you hate about the lifestyle? You don't have jamal close to home or a gay bar near you?
>>72014531
Honestly boggles the mind how people can live like this
Literally life unworthy of life
>>72014482
>believing in self/internet diagnosis
>>72014546
never met any
>>72014573
cowen is based
Doing a cry
>>72014239
I like you too bud
>>72014274
Depends on where, I live in south sweden and the weather is fairly balanced. Been hovering around zero degrees celsius, right now we got a lot of snow but it will probably melt in a week or less. Generally it's -10 to 5 in winter and 20 to 30 in summer. Obviously in the north it quickly gets very chilly. I think the big difference weather wise is it rains more in britain
>>72014603
>Cornwall
Basically the north.
>>72014563
I dropped a bottle of cider near the tills in Tesco last year after I'd paid for my stuff. Haven't been back since.
>>72014482
Those are meme internet results, see a professional and take that with a grain of salt you muppet
>>72014573
>austrian economic
screeching
>>72014531
Post more digusting british shit
>>72014617
I don't really, but I mean it's pretty fucking weird to get that result from answering honestly
>>72014630
reeee
>>72014613
>culchies believe this
howling
Reminder I will be at the Vue cinema in edinburgh on monday 13th march if anyone wants to come see a few movies with me for free
>>72014630
>plymouth
>Cornwall
>>72014652
Tyler isn't Austrian school.
a-alri...
perfidious Albion is perfidious, clear, but you have some cool ass names there
>Dawn
isn't it fucking awesome?
>>72014623
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power
>>72014381
is this leeds?
the goal
>>72014531
>the chocolate digestive
>>72014696
Does it have an aviary? Can I bring my pet falcon?
>>72014592
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.
If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Dublin for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
To be honest lads, I just can’t be certain that there is any real meaning in the world unless some people are being rounded up and shot for that meaning.
>>72014565
https://www.google.ca/maps/@21.4215937,39.8252125,3a,75y,140.5h,109.96t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-3_Tq-fj-mao%2FWIs7wuUa5KI%2FAAAAAAAAA9s%2F1HPfk3XCGOk7zMBdzdfgIEnnsT53VsLSgCLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-3_Tq-fj-mao%2FWIs7wuUa5KI%2FAAAAAAAAA9s%2F1HPfk3XCGOk7zMBdzdfgIEnnsT53VsLSgCLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya106.8573-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i8192!8i4096
>>72014423
mental illness is a myth
new rich piana vid lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFzN3QOpdSQ
>>72014613
Because they are simple, they are stupid and they are generally just nasty people
Has nothing to do with politics, don't know how you drew that one out of the bag you fucking eejyt
The way they grow up is ridiculous. Leave school at 15 and go work and live on a farm or smuggle diesel for your uncle,and get blackout drunk every weekend in some pub with a load of old men and scumbag ex provos. Doesn't help that I'm in south Armagh, our culchie scum are probably the worst culchie scum. What a fucking awful way to live.
Fucking hate it.
>>72014531
He's got a bit of mango chutney on his chocolate digestive there
>Los Angeles is my favorite city in the whole world, just love driving around it, seeing the scenery, eating there. I still miss living in the area.
based taste
>>72014776
Whats your point here mate
And another fun fact, you can look inside the black cube on google maps
Pretty boring ngl
now transsexuals
maybe after zoophilia will be made common? or paedophilia maybe
100 years since the February Revolution tomorrow lads
ah yes
southerners
>>72014749
>crunchie dairy milk
Why did nobody tell me about this
>>72014787
make u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HXZ4H1Fmk
>>72014787
madman
>>72014522
I have them and it's a 16 year old house
My dad and grand dad replaced some of the taps with mixer taps, but not all of them
>>72014744
I didnt notice that
>>72014801
didn't live in the UK for much of my childhood so most of that is literally Who: The Food
>>72014627
very rare for it to go below 0 here atleast in the south but yea us and the west coast of norway gets a shit ton of rain
>>72014522
most people have a single tap these days
though older houses still have two taps
flags should be installed on /ck/
Mixed pickle > lime pickle
A girl smiled at me on the bus today
IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA
>>72014827
wtf theres nothing in there
thought it was hiding a big rock or something
Nein, to racismus!
>>72014958
tell us what happened lad
sniffed a woman today
accidentally smiled in the direction of some loser on the bus today
bummed a fag today
Los Angeles is one of the most overrated cities in the world. List of good Yank cities:
>New York
>San Francisco
>Portland
>Seattle
that's it. the rest are either tiny and all look the same and filled with fat yanks in mobility scooters or filled with niggers and/or mexicans with a crime rate as high as mogadishu.
reminder
>>72014909
why has he set himself the task of eating only from the clearance shelf ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39145781
>Celine is a 19-year-old law student at the University of Hull who has suffered with depression and anxiety for much of her life.
Ah yes, roasties.
>>72014979
She was getting off the bus and she smiled at me
She was qt too
do you lot really refer to grown women as "girls"?
i cringe every time. it's almost as bad as "bird"
>>72014975
FOK
>>72014970
Yeah I know, fucking let down tb h
hate cold weather
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Dublin
3. Hull
4. Glasgow
5. Cardiff
>>72015004
bit gay
VERY IMPORTANT VIEWING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY
today
>I'm 24
thought he was 40
>>72015052
irish weather
>>72015056
where the fuck is Preston on that list?????
>>72015027
I'm so depressed :(((
>takes a million selfies
>Snapchats a pudding
>dabs for an hour
>>72015061
wtf i love prince charles now?
like cumming lads
>>72015078
wheres his eyebrows
>>72015056
>Birmingham
rasheed
>>72015061
Birmingham BTFO
>>72014792
Well things are different down south of the border hombre, vast majority don't leave school, they either go on to do agricultural science (like I did), get a green cert from somewhere like kildaton or do a course, vast majority of rural people these days are "educated"
>smuggle diesel
not in the civilised part of ireland
>scumbag ex provos
again civilised ireland
>stupid and nasty people
Nah, you're just a townie
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@21.4224492,39.8261992,3a,28.2y,183.2h,79.1t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-pgdHbAEuawY%2FWEHpKmPs9EI%2FAAAAAAAAAF8%2FagtycM5ZZQUaFbroYT4LcZVCcWx2py_bwCLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2F-pgdHbAEuawY%2FWEHpKmPs9EI%2FAAAAAAAAAF8%2FagtycM5ZZQUaFbroYT4LcZVCcWx2py_bwCLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya87.764534-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i5376!8i2688
>>72015098
bit gay
>>72015027
>if i wear less and less makeup each day it will look like i am extremely ubset DDD:
>it's a bunch of random posts i don't understand episode
qt
>>72015056
>Birmingham
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>72015125
ah yes, this is a link I'll definitely open
>>72015110
he shaves them off one a month
>>72015163
me on the right
/sipboys/
>>72015013
Boston is nice, so is Pittsburgh. Both are full of plastic paddies though.
georgian architecture is underrated
question for you lads:
how many shitposts do you type and nearly send before you produce one that is acutally of postable quality?
>>72015161
come home brown man
>>72015122
Not how I've seen it. Call me a townie scum all you want I was born and raised in the country and let me tell you, it's a fucking depressing life in south Armagh. Can't really say much for the rest of rural Ireland, I presume it's similar.
>>72015061
>why is land more valuable than it used to be
wow very interesting
>>72015139
cute kitty
why would someone become an Apple Certified Associate
don't think an interview much cares if you're a certified professional on pages or numbers
MS office yeah but iwork? LOL
>>72015198
>Pittsburgh
mentioned <3 <3 <3 xoxoxo
good lad
>>72015184
Wtf y
>>72015086
Women think being depressed is when they break up with their boyfriend and lose all the attention he was giving them, so they start threatening suicide and saying they're depressed so everyone else has to give them attention.
Haven't even read the article, but I guarantee she went through a break-up before she got "depressed"
15 CANS OF STELLA
Let me put on my plus five hat of weapon smithing do a little crafting
>>72015210
i just fire away, no hesitation
>>72015027
oh she can fuck off
>>72015184
stop posting this runt i dont want tosee anymore
>>72015210
i've got an arsenal of about two dozen shitposts specifically for /brit/ that i use on the regular. most of them have a high (You) return
>>72015210
I rarely try recreating a shitpost because I'll plan them hours in advance and then obtain a good couple of (You)'s
I've decided I don't want to interact with the outside world anymore
>>72015272
>arsenal
>>>/sp/
reeeeeee
>>72015216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzogTxwnDjQ
you were born in the wildlands anyway
now g'way townie you're nae true gael man like meself
wanking to brum atm
bloody norwegians stealing our expeditions
>>72015272
care to share them?
>>72015246
no idea, he livestreams it too
>>72015210
don't even think about it
>>72015272
is one of them your bum?
>>72015250
need to run by the beer warehouse and pick up another case
Would rather move to Canada than America desu. Same wide open spaces and big houses but the cities are nicer and safer, fewer shitskins and culture is more similar to here and politics aren't mental like the US.
>suffered from depression and anxiety most of their life
doesn't that apply to most people?
>>72015296
South Armagh has the most true goidelic MEN who fought for Ireland than anywhere else in Ireland
Still bastards though
>>72015027
Honestly reckon the main reason for the "mental health epidemic" in young people is attention-seeking roasties.
Seems like every cunt has depression and anxiety, fucking pathetic spastics.
>>72015305
i'll put together a list and post it in the next thread.
*loads regional argument barrel*
*cocks rorke/rasheed debate*
*unleashes a barrage of slanderous lies described as banter*
just became an Apple Certified Associate
Poo off everyone you're all a bunch of ninnies
>>72015339
no you idiot
depression isn't just feeling sad and anxiety isn't just feeling nervous
>>72015125
Gave me quite a fright there ngl
>>72015385
i know that but do they?
Me in the blue
the goal is to have a flat facing Central Park
>>72015210
too many
>>72015345
>""men"" who kept ireland in the dark ages for 30 years and brought crime, drugs and decay into our innocent country because of their stupid struggle
ah yes
Don't reply to this post it's a virus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ullUnUP2J4Q
>>72015339
everyone gets nervous or sad in response to circumstances. anxiety and depression is feeling that intensely regardless of circumstance but can then be exacerbated by circumstances
>>72015370
i hear that the apple logo is based off of the cyanide apple alan turing ate when he was going to get penned for being a poofter
Tired of being called rorke
Just done a poo and there's no toilet roll
Hmmmmmm
in the shower lads
want owt?
>>72015408
>ignoring china and india
hmm yes very comprehensive
>>72015411
bet they're both jews
me on the stairs
Lads I had my canned magners in the fridge for more than 24h and just tried to drink it and it's still too fucking warm for me.
How do I cool it down properly without turning it into ice?
>>72015439
is he the new tim
>>72015428
wrong (you)... emmbaressing..
>>72015382
>>72015440
India was non aligned and this was 1980 so after the sino Soviet split
Fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about
>>72015464
baited for a response quite similar to this
>>72015428
lol blue pilled idiot
>>72015450
Really not liking this
FUCK CHINA
>>72015370
>*loads regional argument barrel*
love this
I'm someone who has an accent from the south but I've spent most of my life in the north so I take the position as a radical midlander and shitpost about both parts of the country
WTF kozcielny did less than alonso
fucking refball
Need a history student gf
>India was non aligned and this was 1980 so after the sino Soviet split
>Fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about
>>72015439
'netto
good night
is wales radical centrism: the country?
>>72015511
all in the past bro
move on
>>72015461
freezer for a bit
need a bf
>>72015493
>I was le just pretending to be retarded xD
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/council-bosses-planning-ban-swearing-12706231
Council bosses are planning to ban SWEARING in Rochdale town centre
>>72015538
not a single one of these countries was communist
Moving to Western Sahara
>>72015548
won't it explode?
Arsenal are fucking shite haha
>>72015568
fuck off gay cunt
>>72015515
FINALLY fucking realised where the "Going out do you want anything" "Cornetto" gimmick came from after watching a particular horror/comedy movie
>>72015581
why does a small amount of power go to councillor's heads so easily?
>>72015461
Star light, star bright
The first star I see tonight
I wish I may
I wish I might
I wish your magners a cool delight
>>72015603
if you keep it in there for too long it will
>not a single one of these countries was communist
It’s a proven scientific fact that insults are 100x better when they’re spoken with a British accent.
One of our favorite facets of British English are the beautiful insults that are possible with the proper turn of phrase. So, in a bid a further cultural understanding, we’ve decided to put together a list of the most beautiful British insults.
This list is not for the faint of heart and will feature some rather rude language. You’ve been warned!
Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
Wanker – Idiot
Slag – Whore, the worst kind
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
Arsehole – Asshole
Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
Chav – White Trash / Low Class
Dodgy – Shady character
Git – Moron, Idiot
Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
Manky – Disgusting
Minger – Very unattractive woman
Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
Naff – Tacky
Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
Pillock – Idiot
Plonker – Idiot
Prat – Idiot, asshole
Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
Twit – Idiot
>>72015610
uh, sorry?
Knob Head – Dickhead
Piss Off – Go Away
Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
Skiver – Lazy sod
Knob – Dick
Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
Berk – Idiot
Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
Ankle-biters – Children
Arse-licker – A sycophant
Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
Gannet – Greedy person.
Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
Ligger – freeloader
Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
Maggot – A despicable person
Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
What’s your favorite British insult? Let us know in the comments! Please try to stay away from racism and keep it relatively humorous.
just took the flesh coloured pill lads
*looks at my hands*
... woah
>>72015575
i know more than u
got top marks in all my modules about that stuff
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