/brit/

>>71932923
Is that the same John from the Disney Robin Hood movie?

>>71932946
*sues your pants off*

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>>71932946
He received so many [reported] posts that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his thread all day, dumping images, looking at his destiny in every quote and comment.

Janny came up from the front page of /int/ at 1 P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with moot. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Anonymous. The Janitor would be ordered to serve a life sentence in /b/ for second degree banning. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for the Janitor's release, and in 2024, moot would pardon the man.

There would be no eulogies for Anonymous, none of his filenames would be kept unchanged, no people would crowd the thread to see his post numbers struck out, no screenshots would be taken of him, no threads named after him, no one would type in a captcha to post in the threads he lingered in. The ban would submit, and a few would laugh, Anonymous would only stare at his screen, his images disappearing one by one, and a notice appearing before his eyes before he could find the right words.

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Fuckign reeeeeeeeeee

London is a nice french city, discuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4

>>71932946
Tfw work with a black mathematics phd whilo is originally from africa

>tfw Greggs don't do home delivery
>tfw Greggs don't open all night on some days like McDonalds does
I want a steak bake

Is Mumkey /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N3xQI8Y3Bs

>>71932946
inaccurate

what the fuck, brits and future mexicans, why I don't speak French now (I forgot even the poor basics which I used to know) but I understand some words in the song

But anglo songs are even harder to understand by hearing

what the fuck

>>71933057
Greggs is a cover for secret Newcastle noncing sessions

>>71933081
ha ha ha,
>*filters Russian flag*

FUCKING NORMIES FUCK OFF

>>71933105
a chuj cię kurwa matole

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Henry III, son of John, assumed the throne when he was only nine in the middle of the First Barons' War.

Henry's rule was increasingly unpopular. Henry was unable to reform a stable government and instability across England continued.

In 1263 one of the more radical barons, Simon de Montfort, seized power, resulting in the Second Barons' War.

Henry was defeated and taken prisoner.

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>>71933081

Might get a takeaway, chuck a few recommendations my way lads

>>71933081
Anglos just don't know how to speak properly

>>71933135
And a "kurwa kurwa bydlo" to you too, young lady

SAAAAVE TONIGHT
FIGHT THE BREAK OF DAWN
COME TOMORROW
TOMORROW I'LL BE GONE

>>71933154
i'll have two potato cakes ta lad

William Marshal was the greatest Englishman

>>71933178
to było po polsku ale nie zrozumiesz tego bo nie masz słowiańskiej krwi

>>71933174
Kinda like how you Frenchies don't know how to bathe I guess

>>71933154
kys

>>71933154

lamb pathia, rice, naan

most interesting british political party lads? i'd say sinn fein

Going newcastle tomorrow

Centre

Any rec a good parmo i can try

>>71933257
No one is perfect. We must all have our flaws.

>>71933253
You don't know how thankful I am that I don't have "Slavic blood"

Besides it all sounds the same to me haha

is there a worse non-totalitarian political party in the world than the SNP?

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What books you lot reading then?

>>71933274

mrlp

>>71933309
The Gods Themselves

>>71933309
Anna karenina

>>71933298
For us Polish sounds like an ancient and brutal Ukrainian

Belarussian - our Scots, but it has different orthography

>>71933281
Yes that's right surrender to your flaws.

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Me on the left you on the right

>>71933309
The complete works of Charles Dickens

0.01% done

cant believe people still take labour seriously 2bqh

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Henry's eldest son, Edward Longshanks, escaped from captivity to defeat de Montfort at the Battle of Evesham the following year.


Within two years the rebellion was extinguished and England pacified.

Soon after assuming the throne, Edward set about restoring order and re-establishing royal authority after the disastrous reign of his father.

After suppressing a minor rebellion in Wales, Edward responded with a full-scale war of conquest.

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Just Liked my own Facebook post lads.

>>71933309
Finishing pic related now
going to read either Roadside Picnic or The Sailor who Fell Out of Grace with the Sea

>>71933358
bender

>>71933309
the complete works of honoré de balzac

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Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>71933358
got heemed by brock and reem how can he recover

>>71933309
how to cook for forty humans

>>71933309
Securing the State by David Omand

Good book

bints at work haven't got a clue about string theory

>>71933358
Is he dead

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>>71933384
pic related**

>>71933356
It's called a tactical retreat you fool.
I will attack my flaws with British help later in the war. Now is time to enjoy the coming spring and drink wine.

Bit upset lads

Was chatting some girl up at the bar, and she was very pretty. She said that her friends were upstairs (another bar) then asked for my number. She told me to find her later.

She hadn't text me yet but I went upstairs to maybe try and find her, but didn't.

Woke up this morning to her texting me at 2AM

And to make things worse I drunkenly paid 30 dollars for a fucking Uber, when it usually costs 11

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>work tomorrow

>>71933459
>exam tomorrow

*starts stroking your hair*

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Squad goals

writing my thesis on the Prevalence of Abnormal Development of the Pectoral Muscles of the Irish People and Possible Causes

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>>71933496
>two exams and a presentation this week

need a literate gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rw6_nRo9rM

>>71933522
this hit me right in the feelerinos

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You were born just in time to witness Kane

>>71933025
>he doesn't know where the secret meme club is
Look and laugh.

Remember some lad on here going on about how he sends all the latest 4chan memes to some girl he likes who writes for one of those shithole clickbait websites like ladbible for her to write about so she'll like him.

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Beginning in 1300, Edward of Caernarfon, accompanied his father, Edward Longshanks, on campaigns to pacify Scotland.

The elderly King had been increasingly unwell and died on 7 July. Edward travelled from London immediately after the news reached him, and on 20 July he was proclaimed king.

Opposition to the regime grew, and when his wife was sent to France to negotiate a peace treaty in 1325, she turned against Edward and refused to return. Isabella allied herself with the exiled Roger Mortimer, and invaded England with a small army in 1326.

Edward's regime collapsed and he fled into Wales.

the command and conquer games had some peng music

>>71933025
Thanks for reposting

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work tomorrow

>>71933309
yer mum

>>71933539
still shit at corners

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>We won't have a retirement age

gf said she is a lesbian now but doesn't want to leave me so she suggested I get a sex change, thoughts?

>>71933506
*punches you in the stomach*

>>71932946
This plot implies that the black IQ has a higher dispersion than white, which means that at sufficiently high values it fades slower than white. So, there should be some critical IQ after which the probability of having it is higher for a black than for a white.

tl;dr: if this graph is true, blacks must produce more geniuses than whites.

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>8:30AM class tomorrow

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>tomorrow

>>71933614

one of the many reasons I need to end it

>>71933614
That's okay anon a lot of old people go into terminal decline when they leave work since they have nothing to live for.

mad how my radical centrist meme has taken off

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get a job

is the mr plinkett storyline going to turn into jay's coming out moment?

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>>71932946

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just copped

seventh stage of my McDonalds interview in the morning lads

literally caked in sweat

>>71933616
make her get a sex change, sorted

>>71933692
no

>>71933614
>Cant afford houses
>never see retirement
>cannot leave the uk anymore

>>71933614
i hate capitalism but the left is just fucking bent

we're fucked

>>71933654
>8:30AM class
haha, freshman detected

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she has a point, you know

>>71933687
part of the daily mail's strategy to discredit moderates and leftists in favour of the right

>>71933708
Pretty shit as a functional unit for space. It's just to look nice. You put some nice arty farty shit here, some books there; but overall you'd have so much more space to put your shit if you just got a bookcase and some shelves. Shit. Literal shit

>>71933643
>dispersion
Just looked up the term. I actually meant "variance".

mental that the deano meme was once my brainchild

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>tfw you failed a shit test before you could even neg and escalate

Replaying the night out I had last night and wishing I did certain things differently and playing them out in my mind

thats it lads ive had enough

going to down 2 bottles of calpol and take 4 paracetamol

see u on the other side

>>71933728
>>cannot leave the uk anymore
cry more you rootless cosmopolitan fuck

>>71933614
SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>71933793
same

going to start injecting heroin and hopefully die from drugs this year

can't be arsed anymore

>>71933767
the only part i agree with is

>fucking lego batman? for a grown man...

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lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

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>>71933728
Of course you guys can leave the UK You're welcome here.
We got a sizeable population of englishmen here and they seem to like it. Most say it make them think of northern england somehow

>>71933708
>putting your books laying flat
DIS
GUSTING

If you still can't make up your mind then please vote remain. We can always have another referendum, but once we're out of Europe, the connections are broken and our economy and the value of our currency will suffer.

>>71933839
brilliant lad

i love h

everyone is LARPing but me

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*does a soupy shart all over /brit/*

banter

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Edward II was forced to relinquish his crown in favour of his fourteen-year-old son, Edward III.

At age seventeen he led a successful coup against his mother and Mortimer, the de facto rulers of the country, and began his personal reign.


Edward began to rely on his sons for the leadership of military operations.

Edward's younger son John of Gaunt was given the responsibility of a military campaign.

Edward's eldest son, Edward, the Black Prince, won an important victory in the Battle of Poitiers.

After a succession of victories, the English held great possessions in France, the French king was in English custody, and the French central government had almost totally collapsed.

He declared himself rightful heir to the French throne

Factors outside of Edward's control forced him to wind down the war effort. In 1348, the Black Death struck England with full force

really don't care about other peoples tastes in music, books, films etc

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https://exhentai.org/g/491878/1216a22e6f/
https://exhentai.org/g/520426/1d8910bf77/
doing a wank

going to fill a syringe with bud light and inject it into my arsehole

don't want to deal with life any longer

>>71933839
just drink a whole bottle of tequila or should i say To kill ya

>>71933888
Fuck off catyank

new top gear soon lads

>>71933859
Guy's a wanker, can't believe I used to actually buy into that PUA gobshite a few years ago, what a cringe

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Watch it, Shearer

being rootless and/or cosmopolitan is not a bad thing

rorke's just jealous he sees no way out of his grey existence

>>71933864
brantome is a top town in that region.

>>71933877

any tips mate

never injected before, only snorted H

>>71933814
>not wanting out of this shitshow

>>71933800
sounds like you need to learn some more social dynamics

>>71933614
>work all your life
>somehow don't acquire a large amount of money
>require the government to support you

ah yes the working class

Just Eat: Third eye welded shut

Deliveroo: Wide open

>>71933917
FOY i've been here longer than you

>>71933901
You realise most people here will get sadpanda because we aren't complete bell ends

>1 x broccoli
>2 x courgettes
>1 x ribeye steak

rate the cutting dinner lads

>>71933972
fob

>tfw tried but failed to raise the third eye/pineal gland gimmick from its decent into obscurity.

>>71933979
Yes, you're all plebes.

>>71933972
>not using your takeaway's own website's just-eat clone and getting a discount

>>71933977
*squirts liquid poo into your mouth*

emma watson's tits where?!?!

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Can someone give us a quick rundown of Timothy Byrne?

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>>71933973
MORE RIGHTS

>>71934009
>giving a takeaway your credit card details
dont do this

>>71932946
been drunk for the past 3 days lads

>>71933614
Only robots will feel that feel in the future. Most humans will not have to work much at all.

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He was succeeded by his ten-year-old grandson, King Richard II, son of the Black Prince.

John of Gaunt remained highly influential.

In 1399, after John of Gaunt died, the king disinherited Gaunt's son, Henry of Bolingbroke, who had previously been exiled.

Henry invaded England in June 1399 with a small force that quickly grew in numbers. It soon became clear that he intended to claim the throne for himself.

>>71933999
Was my favourite gimmick desu

>>71934022
he's on call as brendon fraiser's stunt double for when he tries to suicide

>>71934039
Bet your pineal gland is beyond repair

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>>71934022
likes teasing gchq

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>>71934022

>>71934039
x

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>>71933973

bought some very good moonshine last friday
tastes like cheap vodka, you know finlandia or koskenkorva

>>71934022
DPD bow to Tim
in contact with Oxford Health
rumoured to possess musical abilities
controls marlow with an iron fist
rents flats all over buckinghamshire
direct descendants of his parents
will bankroll the first new towns in buckinghamshire

>>71933800
You're doing it wrong

PUA master here, you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30


Third Eye Status: Redpilled

where IS wally?

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Bolingbroke deposed Richard and had himself crowned as King Henry IV. His father, John of Gaunt, was the fourth son of Edward III.

Henry's mother was Blanche, heiress to the considerable Lancaster estates, and thus he became the first King of England from the Lancaster branch of the Plantagenets.

Henry spent much of his reign defending himself against plots, rebellions and assassination attempts.

In the last year of Henry's reign, the rebellions picked up speed.

The king's success in putting down these rebellions was due partly to the military ability of his eldest son, Henry of Monmouth, who later became king .

>>71934152
in my asshole

>>71933309


The Gulag Archipelago

>>71934152
at wally world duh you dump blep

>>71934122

rogains face kek

>>71934204
is that the baldness cure?

Imagine unironically thinking sugar is good for you and it's better for you than sweeteners

Inb4 >le why drink either xDddd

You can get fucked

red pill status: ingested

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After his father's death in 1413, Henry of Monmouth assumed control of the country and embarked on war with France.

He was also the grandson of the influential John of Gaunt and great-grandson of Edward III of England.

His military successes culminated in his famous victory at the Battle of Agincourt (1415) and saw him come close to conquering France.

After months of negotiation with Charles VI of France, the Treaty of Troyes (1420) recognised Henry V as regent and heir apparent to the French throne.

Following Henry V's sudden and unexpected death in France two years later, he was succeeded by his infant son

>>71934222

yes

third eye status: 'cide

>>71934245
no u

weed made me retarded

What the hell happened to Alex Jones?

It's like he's a parody of himself now, he doesn't give a fuck.

Too much red pill maybe

genuinely terrifies me britain will be majority non-white by 2050

*commits 'cide*

I AM SO FUCKING UGLY PLEASE KILL ME

not had a wank for 2 months

>>71934310
>It's like he's a parody of himself now, he doesn't give a fuck.
now?
that's always been his shtick

>>71934315
The yanks seem to be dealing with it just fine

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would you consider yourself to be a loser?

>>71934315
>britain will be majority non-white by 2050
nah

>>71934330
*unsheathes my shurikens*

>>71934310
If you're on about the Joe Rogan episode he was drunk as fuck

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The only child of Henry V, he succeeded to the English throne at the age of nine months upon his father's death, and succeeded to the French throne on the death of his grandfather Charles VI shortly afterwards.

The war recommenced, with France taking the upper hand; by 1453, Calais was Henry's only remaining territory on the continent.

Henry experienced a mental breakdown after the failure of the war, with Richard of York taking control of the government as regent.

Civil war broke out in 1460, leading to a long period of dynastic conflict known as the Wars of the Roses.

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>>71934315
Good.

might just move somewhere good as soon as i've got my accreditation

>>71934315

you'd swear we're 10% white going by adverts lately

>>71934339
how do you feel?? i heard you need to nofap for 90 days minimum before you become a bogdanoff-level conscious mind

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>>71932946
>race is a social construct
Oy vey

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why do i love fanny so?

Business idea: shag lots of muslim women and give them half white babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkMBzxNepnM

watching this, Third Eye is showing signs of life.

>>71934415
don't even think about it any more

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wish all of britain was nice

leftists, non-whites and merchants have been screaming bloody murder about trump for nearly 2 years, and he just keeps going

they knew they were on the verge of destroying america, but trump has given a glimmer of hope to the whites there

hope the us has a good old fashioned internal purge

>>71933973
*sighs*
i pity breeders.. if only they were born with the superior gay gene like the gods and kings of old...

>>71934446
iFidel: the new app for shagging 'Sheeds. Get on it, you'll be making 72 virgins a year in no time

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wish all of britain was nice

mght learn some real social dynamics

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. He was deposed by Richard's son, who took the throne as Edward IV.

Even at the age of nineteen, Edward exhibited remarkable military acumen.

His height is estimated at 6 feet 4.5 inches.

He was the first Yorkist King of England.

The first half of his rule was marred by the violence associated with the Wars of the Roses, but he overcame the Lancastrian challenge to the throne.

Hate winter wish it were perpetually summer

don't get why people are obsessed with their country being one single colour

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>>71934513

that doesn't work sweetie

>>71934442
you're programmed to like it
you're programmed to like every aspect of a womans body
you're programmed to pick out which woman is best for breeding

even gay men can admit that some women are better than others based on these features
homosexuality is a meme

imagine feeling some weird connection to the country you just happened to be born in as if it actually means you deserve to live there
madness

>>71934415

any noticeable cognitive improvements?

>>71934384
and it was fucking quality, new rogan experience ft. alex when

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>>71934546

>>71934535
because i have zero desire to live around people who do not look like me, do not share my values and hold tribal loyalty to their own groups, while bashing whites for doing the same

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my mate has the perfect gf

>>71934556
imagine all the people

would actually kill myself if not for alcohol and 4chan

>>71934575
>they did it first mummy
grow up or stay mad

>>71934556
imagine having borders an; shiet

>>71934558
i can almost make myself cum by going to sleep but i guess i need to keep doing nofap to unlock that psychic accreditation

>>71934598
>former gym addict admits she would rather be lazy instead of trying and working


hmm.

>>71934470
sat on the bench next to the water on the left side of the bridge and ate an egg mayonnaise sandwich with the gf there about a fortnight ago

>>71934598

that fucking five-head kek

>>71934609

and being a west brit

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It was at Ludlow that the 12-year-old prince received news, on Monday 14 April 1483, of his father's sudden death five days before.

. Edward IV's will, which has not survived, nominated his trusted brother Richard, Duke of Gloucester, as Protector during the minority of his son.

He was never crowned, and his 86-day reign was dominated by the influence of his uncle and Lord Protector, Richard, Duke of Gloucester,

>>71934629
das raycis

>>71934629
why are borders good?

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>You will never be 17 again
>Spending your free slots in college sitting in the common room with your mates playing cards and chatting shit
>Going to your mates house to play video games without feeling guilty that you're wasting your time
>Going to your mates house with your tight-knit group of friends for a house party at New Years
>The most complicated thing in your life is deciding whether to go to your gf's house to fuck or she comes to yours
>The new and exciting feeling of getting your driving license and having a sense of independence
>Old enough to do adult things yet young enough to have no responsibilities

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>>71933406

>>71934556
it's stranger to not feel any connection to the place you grew up

>>71934646
>ate an egg mayonnaise sandwich with the gf
that's definitely a euphemism

>>71934668
I did none of this because I'm an ugly useless mong

>>71934668
font

memes aside; True communism hasnt been fully tested

>>71934663
why are borders bad?

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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/housing-benefit-under-22-young-people-cut-theresa-may-save-money-ideological-cruel-a7612321.html?cmpid=facebook-post

fucking tories

>>71934618
Don't see your point

You will stand with whites or our enemies

>>71934668
First year of uni was better than 6th form tbqh

Literally the perfect year

memes aside; True capitalism hasnt been fully tested

>>71934715
i stand for freedom

>>71934687
i feel connection to my hometown and i find it easier to communicate with people who speak english obviously but why does the country matter? i'm not anything like a southern fairy, those lads are foreign to me just as much as a frog

>you will never be in a tribe of hunter gathers running around forests chasing animals to eat them
>you will never beat a dear to death with your mates
>you will never laugh with your mates as dave eats a poisonous mushroom and dies
>you will never have a massive shag party with the females of your tribe

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>>71934711
Fuck the tories

we need a social patriotic party to wipe away the scum wrecking this nation

>>71934711
can't wrap my head around the mindset of a modern tory

had a good set of semi-normie mates but we never did anything

>>71934727
2nd year was better for me

>>71934711
well it's too bad labour is so shit
and just about every other party

>>71934668
Genuinely miss those years

>>71934668
yeah that's what normies and functional people did at 17

i'm 26 and still can't drive and i am going to uni in sept

i am retarted

>>71934748
>dear

>>71934706
you implied that they were good
explain that and we'll talk

>>71934727
Likewise lad. And the only difference between it and every other year of my life was that I talked to a girl while in uni.

>>71934598
did that girl get her face back?

>>71934748
>>you will never beat a dear to death with your mates
in some shit parts of the UK you can still do this

you just need a tracksuit and a hoodie

glad that the rorkes have fucked off.

made an embarrassment of themselves earlier haha

>went to boys-only secondary
>became socially retarded around women

>still continues today

thank you parents !

>>71934711

Just inherit a house

>>71934782
whoops

>>71934824
business idea: /brit/ meetup in a forest to beat a deer to death

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When his brother King Edward IV died in April 1483, Richard was named Lord Protector of the realm for Edward's son and successor, the 12-year-old Edward V.

He declared Edward IV's marriage to Elizabeth Woodville invalid, making their children illegitimate and ineligible for the throne.

The following day, Richard III began his reign, and he was crowned on 6 July 1483.

The young princes were not seen in public after August.

In August 1485, Henry Tudor led a rebellion.

Richard was struck down in the conflict, making him the last English king to die in battle on home soil and the first since Harold Godwinson was killed at the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Henry then ascended to the throne as Henry VII.

>>71934840
haha good lad

>>71934750
This is actually magnificent

It's like a government with an 100% chance of ruining the country

>>71934840
Ever experiment with the lads?

>>71934870
No I was not a bender and it was looked down in in my school

>>71934840
If you didn't get bumfucked you didn't really experience highschool

>>71934870
boys schools tend to make people pretty homophobic
ours was alright though, plenty of fake gay banter

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opinions, lads?

>>71934847
business idea: become the next big anthropological find of the century by crawling into a tar pit and hiding for 3.25 million years

>>71934793
you implied that they were bad
explain that and we'll talk

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im making the new thread and there is nothing you lot can do about it

>>71934923
OY VEY

>>71934869
>wahhhhh i can't exploit the nation with usury and mass immigration any more

oven

if god did exist, it would be necessary to abolish him

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>Why yes, I do call zucchini "courgette" m'lady

>>71934923
>ed memeran

>Ed Sheeran

ahh the middle-class bieber

>>71934925
business idea: make yourself into a successful celebrity lookalike by becoming famous and then pretending not to be you

i'm in love with the shape of you, anon

>being proud of things you didn't do
>disliking people for things they didn't do
madness
nationalism is a mental illness

>>71934955
well say zucchini here as well mate

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Henry VII seized the crown on 22 August 1485.


Henry was the last king of England to win his throne on the field of battle.

Henry was successful in restoring the power and stability of the English monarchy after the civil war.

He significantly increased England's wealth. By the time of his death, he had amassed a personal fortune of £1.25 million.

Royal government was also reformed with the introduction of the King's Council that kept the nobility in check.

>>71932946
>tfw there is a big chance that sisters of brits posting here have shitskin bfs
>These brits will have shitskin relatives and meet them on weekends and celebrations
Kek

>>71935010
typical (((psychoanalysis)))

>>71935014
>well
*we

>>71935014
>being this americanised

>>71934897
bt a l mierda yank

if being right wing isn't right then why is it called RIGHT wing?

>>71934955
if i heard anyone say courgette id crush them without even breaking a sweat

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>last night you were in my room
>and now my bedsheets smell like you

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>nobody will ever look at you like Hila looks at Ethan
WEL

>>71935068
>free advertising for white heroine
based

at least it's not black tar.

>>71935067
Anglo schooling systems are needlessly complicated and I often get them confused

Sorry lad x

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>retirement age is going to become endlessly high
>houses are going to be wholly unaffordable
>interest rates are going to stay low
>nhs going to be further ruined
>bridge out of the UK has been drawn
>politically becoming a single-party state

mad how the right wings economic and philosophical positions are formulated almost entirely by jewish people yet you act as if being jewish is some kind of leftist only trait

so lads I was browsing the chon' fb page when I seen a comment from a grill that looked normal and when I looked into it she's a white supremacist and so is her boyfriend

So then I started looking at their profile pictures and the comments underneath them to discover some fuckkng Facebook white supremacist ring

It's the most bizarre shite, they just comment shit like "88" or "Northern Europeans are an evolutionary masterpiece" or "You should be breeding and passing on your genes" but the weird thing is half of them are like 45+ year old men and women and most look pretty normal. Like they'll be posting a le funny minions quote one minute and a hitler quote the next

Not only this but they come from all walks of life. I've noticed a trend that a lot come from the confederate states of America but there's ones from Brazil and Ireland and South Africa and Australia and just every fucking continent

One of them was a middle aged bald British power lifter and looked like one of those hate the wife love the pub tinder profiles

Fucking WEIRD

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International womens day on Wednesday.

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>>71935137
a change is gona come

>>71935152
hmm

>>71935152
honestly do you expect a single person to read this fucking novel

>>71935179
TINY

>>71933897

bit gay

>>71935179
hope lots get beaten up

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>>71935179

money well spent

>>71935199
>>71935198
And another weird thing, I bumped into a polish skinhead out his fucking nut who couldn't speak a word of English in town the other day and he started saying "negro islamist" whilst punching his palm

I feel weird right now tbqh

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>awake 4 hours
>eaten 4200 calories
gonna be sick desu

started listen to karl stockhausen to make my brain smarter

redpill me on rorkes and football matches
aren't the players like 80% black or something
why do they go to the matches

Trump won because of 'shy tories'

Many are secretly right wing but do not show their views in public

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opinions on this image?

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After a reign of nearly 24 years, he was peacefully succeeded by his son, Henry VIII.

Henry cultivated the image of a Renaissance man, and his court was a centre of scholarly and artistic innovation.

Domestically, Henry is known for his radical changes to the English Constitution, ushering in the theory of the divine right of kings to England.

His Treaty of London in 1518, a non-aggression pact between the major European nations, reflected considerable glory upon the reign of King Henry VIII.

Henry is generally credited with initiating the English Reformation .

Henry is traditionally cited as the founder of the Royal Navy. His personal ship, Henry Grace à Dieu ("Henry Grace of God"), was the largest in the world, and an early weapon-of-mass-destruction.

He oversaw the legal union of England and Wales.

He was the first English Monarch to rule as King of Ireland.

jews literally caused everything ever lads

>>71935263
good lad

>>71935271
shy centrists is becoming a thing

off to bed

if you lot are talking about communism in the morning i'll be livid

cannot fathom as to how someone can be bluepilled enough to vote tory

someone please explain what you get from voting for them.

>>71935259
didn't read this either

>>71935271
this

although shy tories are scum.

got some starburst in the fridge

>>71935277
That's the wife killer, right?

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Recycle:

>>71932932
>>71932932

>>71935319

do you expect people to read this fucking tweet?

>grew up a Utd fan in the 90s
>they were always sponsored by SHARP for seemingly an eternity
>eventually break said sponsorship
>seem to have a new sponsor every season nowadays

wouldn't be surprised if they had the fucking Dutch Gold logo next season

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British people are gay

>>71935259
makes u think