/brit/

first for NI will always be british

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All you do is delete other people’s posts. But what have you done? What's your claim to fame? You think moot has ever (You)’d one of your posts? He doesn't even know you exist, and you did free work for him. Take that samurai sword off the mantle and slit your wrists. I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday. How about New Year's, when you're sitting there, hand down your pants, playing with your knob, and everyone else out there having fun. Go ahead Janny. Do it. Make the pain go away.

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Why-Foo would be the appropriate pronunciation in my honest opinion

quickdraw has been very aggressive today

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64 years

RIP

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>tfw no Michelle from Ireland Simpsons Fans gf

I hate each and every one of you except for my pet Australian

Bit upset lads

Was chatting some girl up at the bar, and she was very pretty. She said that her friends were upstairs (another bar) then asked for my number. She told me to find her later.

She hadn't text me yet but I went upstairs to maybe try and find her, but didn't.

Woke up this morning to her texting me at 2AM

And to make things worse I drunkenly paid 30 dollars for a fucking Uber, when it usually costs 11

Need to buy some cigarettes to use as currency when society collapses

Which should I get?

>>71933046
Subscribed

>>71933030
Random fact: his daughter defected to the US and died in Wisconsin a few years ago

kernow

krakow

don't care what anyone says, there is literally nothing funnier than a cartoon fight cloud

longbow

the united kingdom of great britain and bad northern ireland

Shall be posting on the other thread.

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Stalin's granddaughter lads. Wish I was making this up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3496532/Tank-Girl-Josef-Stalin-s-tattooed-British-educated-granddaughter-mother-abhorred-murderous-tyrant-s-dark-past.html

this general moves too fast

need a gf with lena dunham tits, belly and thighs

Why do you specifically worship the judeo-christian god?

reminder that northern ireland is shit, we don't like you or consider you worth knowing about but you can't leave the union

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"Bloody" Mary was the only child of Henry VIII by his first wife Catherine of Aragon to survive to adulthood.

In 1554, Mary married Philip of Spain, becoming queen consort of Habsburg Spain on his accession in 1556.

Mary is remembered for her restoration of Roman Catholicism. During her five-year reign, she had over 280 religious dissenters burned at the stake.

>>71935347
Ya

>>71935375
then fuck off forever you yank cunt

>>71935375
it's been an hour since the reply before yours dummy

in love with this girl from hampton

I'm half of my dad's age.

And you???

Never go to Southeast Asia. You will regret it.

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Floyd “Black Cromwell” Mayweather
Floyd “One Man Gorta Mor” Mayweather
Floyd “Smash the Taigs 'till i'm at The Hague” Mayweather
Floyd “No Surrender to this Manhug Bender” Mayweather
Floyd “Bobby Sands Can Catch These Hands” Mayweather
Floyd “I'll Give McGregor a Beating, Then Do The Same To Ronan Keating” Mayweather
Floyd “I Put The Black in Black and Tan” Mayweather
Floyd “A Left Hand Hasn't Fucked Ireland Over This Hard Since Thierry Henry” Mayweather
Floyd “Rope-A-Dope Fuck The Pope” Mayweather

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2017/03/communism-in-romania-the-anti-humans-by-dumitru-bacu/

christ almighty

tfw dad had you at 51 and you'll never be half his age when he's still alive

>>71935421
suck my cheese free dick faggot

they need to abolish all anti doping rules in athletics desu

>>71935498
Do you have aspergers?

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planefu

flaccid is actually pronounced flaksid

>>71935478
First time ever unionists did not win the majority of seats

You're a dying breed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
listening to this and thinking about the ex

>>71933065
will they by the new gold standard

>>71935509
show arsehole

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'nime

>>71935509

Literally nobody who showers even weekly will get smegma buildup.

Frankly, its cleaner than cutlets who still produce it but get it all over their boxers.

>>71935540
reminder it doesnt matter, its a shithole and you can have them and we'd be a lot richer

>grew up a Utd fan in the 90s
>they were always sponsored by SHARP for seemingly an eternity
>eventually break said sponsorship
>seem to have a new sponsor every season nowadays

wouldn't be surprised if they had the fucking Dutch Gold logo next season

>>71935540
i am a simple memer

i couldn't give a shit about irish politics

>>71935603
feet

>>71935535
such a good show

is baiting yanks on cum the ultimate redpill?

might not go to any lectures next week

>>71935599
Don't really see Sharp products about much anymore.

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Elizabeth was the daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, his second wife.

As she grew older, Elizabeth became famous for her virginity. A cult grew around her.

Elizabeth's reign is known as the Elizabethan era.

One of her first actions as queen was the establishment of an English Protestant church. As the rest of European Christendom fragmented, Elizabeth brought much needed stability to England.

The period is famous for the flourishing of English drama, led by playwrights such as William Shakespeare and for the seafaring prowess of English adventurers such as Francis Drake.

England's defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 associated Elizabeth with one of the greatest military victories in English history.

She knighted Francis Drake after his circumnavigation of the globe from 1577 to 1580.

Pope Sixtus V remarked:
> "She is only a woman, only mistress of half an island, and yet she makes herself feared by Spain, by France, by the Germanic Empire, by all".

plan c: northern ireland becomes an independent nation

>>71935599
market competition init

>>71935645
havent been for the last two weeks, should probably start going again this week desu

you reckon ant and dec shit at the same time on the same toilet?

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>>71935577
>canada immediately defending his goudick

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>yank is history posting again

>>71935658
would collapse almost instantly

plan d: northern ireland becomes a dragon

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-63809423.html

just purchased this one

oh great let's talk about circumcision that's REALLY interesting

>>71935634
they would start throwing chairs until you mentioned race.

the final statement is as far as it needs to go anyway.

any further would discredit the minority of blacks at the height of the bell curve

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The Birmingham smear campaign is the final redpill

dancing in the moonlight

kill all neets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pOgKEwO0gQ

just got a job as a life coach lads

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>work tomorrow
>just another 50-60 years left

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What did she mean by this?

>>71935785
for who

she wants a man from norn

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the ex gf lads

just miss having someone to hold

just miss having someone to talk to

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>Tiny willy Japanese blokes get to shag Aika FOR MONEY

Not really fair is it?

just got a job as a clairvoyant lads

>>71935805
morons that will pay me money to say motivational things to them when i don't have any actual experience myself hahaha

>>71935793
keep working goy, my wife wants a new ferrari by tuesday

propane propane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt4nTg0nD_M

>>71935793
I'm still hungover from last night and I need to get up at 7am, fucking kill me

>>71935793
more like 30-40. life is short

>>71935825
she hafu?

>>71935824
hold your dick; talk to your dick

problem solved

>>71935825
need a gyaru gf

>>71935796
>cynical naivety
isn't that an oxymoron?

The North Americans are getting uppity lads
>>71934774
>>71934774

>>71935824
you'll realize she was actually kinda boring and shitty in a couple months when you start fancying another girl

i promise ok

>>71935853
>30 years
>retiring at 55
>40 years
>retiirng at 65

75-85 are more realistic la

>>71932932
Dairy milk daim is objectively the greatest cadbury chocolate

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HE wants a GIRL from norn

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can someone post the pic of the blurred cat

looks like this

>>71935907
nah

turkish delight

i just won a new award for a kids show
talking 'bout a face coming off a bag a blow
i'm like goddamn bitch i am not a teen choice
goddamn bitch i am not a bleach boy

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>>71935867

getting a lot of (yous) baiting some yanks

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just caught my tea

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James was the great-great-grandson of Henry VII, King of England.

James was born on 19 June 1566 at Edinburgh Castle, and as the eldest son and heir apparent of the Scottish monarchy.

In the last years of Elizabeth I's life, certain English politicians—notably her chief minister Sir Robert Cecil[65]—maintained a secret correspondence with James to prepare in advance for a smooth succession to the English throne.

Under James, the "Golden Age" of Elizabethan literature and drama continued.

He sponsored the translation of the Bible.

He began the English colonisation of North America started its course with the foundation of Jamestown, Virginia, in 1607.

>>71935918
yes please

the popping candy wonka sweets are the best

I am skinny but with a big belly.

How do I both lose my belly and gain muscle everywhere else?

*takes a giant North American shit on the carpet and scampers back into /cum/*

business idea: mandatory 'cides

>>71935980
same

hate when my mum sprays her perfume/hairspray, makes me gag

just put a deposit down on this one

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-39649572.html

HI-yaaaaaah!

>>71932932
great edition

>>71935907
Cadbury chocolate is shite, fuck those American jews who bought them.

>>71935980
>tfw you will never have a pregnant bf

jesus christ the yanks are having a fit in cum

business idea: legalise consensual incest so long as they don't have kids

>>71935754

i was the creator of that original red pill post about cities, wish I had screencapped it desu.

>>71936091
good post

Crash course is such a load of shite.

>Did you actually know most of these important discoveries were actually made by women and non-Europeans
>Le Mongols

*raids /brit/*

finally taken the redpill on the JQ lads

it's worrying

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COME ON

FUCK OFF, LIMEYS

>>71936112
thought he was alright but then he went on about calling Alexander "great" was sexist

*puts a donk on it*

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Charles was the second son of King James VI of Scotland

By 1624, James was growing ill, and Charles assumed de facto control of the of the Scottish, Irish, and English kingdoms.

His marriage to a Roman Catholic generated the antipathy and mistrust of reformed groups such as the English Puritans and Scottish Covenanters, who thought his views too Catholic.

From 1642, Charles fought the armies of the English and Scottish parliaments in the English Civil War.

Charles refused to accept his captors' demands for a constitutional monarchy.

By the end of 1648 Oliver Cromwell's New Model Army had consolidated its control over England. Charles was tried, convicted, and executed for high treason in January 1649.

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me

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STAY IN YOUR GENERAL BRITPIGS

Hogwarts, A History

suck my asshole

>>71936171
link

Wen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States.

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remember when i correctly predicted 16/21 of the oscars last week

mad

>>71936171
Did you know European Empires were evil while Asian and African Empires were noble testaments to human achievement.

21, neurotypical, apolitical centrist, radical stoic, voluntary celibate, INTP, Cancer, AvPD, atheist Anglican

>>71936230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LsrkWDCvxg

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

>>71936157

pakilackshisoblongmum

Went out with people from work and stayed the night in a hotel. One girl in my department was very keen to get me drunk, dance etc. Kept saying things like "you know my room number I know yours". I actually can't remember just how many times she mentioned room numbers.

Was 95% sure I was getting laid. Got to about 2am and she decided to call it a night and go to her room. I thought this is my chance so i got up with her pretending to the group I was calling it a night too.
Unfortunately one of my other female colleagues got up to go to bed at the same time too and she was in the room next to me.

is that why she went straight to her room and I had to go straight to mine? Did the other colleague fuck up my chance? Did I do something wrong?

>>71936242
don't really care but pretty impressive

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>>71936260
have another welsh frog

Blast ended skrewts.

>>71936248
delete this picture of me

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Although the Parliament of Scotland proclaimed Charles II king on 5 February 1649, England was still controlled by Oliver Cromwell.

Cromwell became virtual dictator of England and Ireland.

A political crisis that followed the death of Cromwell in 1658 resulted in the restoration of the monarchy, and Charles was invited to return to England and Ireland.

In 1670, he entered into the secret treaty of Dover, an alliance with his first cousin King Louis XIV of France.

He was succeeded by his brother James.

thinking about the string-theory generalisation of wheeler-feynmans' time-symmetric electrodynamics

https://youtu.be/de4_vbntd50?t=19s

>>71936285
not
one
word

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GET
OUT
OF
OUR
GENERAL RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

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>>71936303

>>71936242

don't care at all

>>71936304
remember younger me pissing myself at the name blast ended skrewt

@248
good lad

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity.

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The second surviving son of Charles I, James ascended the throne upon the death of his brother, Charles II.

Members of Britain's Protestant political elite increasingly suspected him of being pro-French and pro-Catholic.

When he produced a Catholic heir, leading nobles called on his Protestant son-in-law and nephew William of Orange to land an invasion army from the Dutch Republic.

>>71932932
ARMADILLOS

want to leave the UK.

>>71936242
Couldn't care less but it's pretty cool I'm quite interested

In andorra lads

Can get 20 camels for 3 euro and 3L of vodka for 7

Mental

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

>>71936043
wew

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>>71932959

*trumps into this thread*

>>71936426
It's bootleg shit

You're smoking hair and drinking hand sanitizer

>>71936426

used to go soldeu every christmas for skiing. love andorra.

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flag of the Social State of Britain

would you forego the gradual consumption of alcohol if you were offered a pill that would instantly provide you with the exact same buzz/level of inebriation the moment you took it?

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Fuck off

why is this general so slow?

>>71936096
try and find it on the archive

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who's really in charge?

>>71936557
no

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>>71936566

ermmm psytrance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzsd9sJqyA

>>71936557
no I enjoy the taste of beer

>>71936510
Didn't buy it you fucking queg just pointing it out, fuck off

>>71936523
Yeah it's alright, slopes are good but literally 0 places to eat

>>71936565
?

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William and Mary, both Protestants, became king and queen regnant following the Glorious Revolution, which resulted in the adoption of the English Bill of Rights and the deposition of her Roman Catholic father.


Popular histories usually refer to their joint reign as that of "William and Mary".

Their reign in Britain marked the beginning of the House of Hanover.

>>71936569
we're invading /cum/ right now m8

don't take over /brit/ while we're not looking

>>71936617
those cartons of fags are full of sand

>>71936618
my gf

*takes over /brit/*

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wales is my favorite

runt hunt

>>71936695
i see someone likes inbreeding a lot

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After Mary's death in 1694, William continued as sole monarch until he was succeeded by Anne upon his death in 1702.

Her father was the younger brother of King Charles II, who ruled the three kingdoms of England, Scotland and Ireland.

On 1 May 1707, under the Acts of Union, two of her realms, the kingdoms of England and Scotland, united as a single sovereign state known as Great Britain.

Under the terms of the Act of Settlement 1701, she was succeeded by her second cousin George I of the House of Hanover.

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good evening

runt punt

imagine eating sand

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>>71936678
DON'T... you fucking dare

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sister keeps sending these :/

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>>71936730
made out with my cousin once

didn't know she was my cousin at the time though

we saw each other at a family reunion some months later and were a bit shocked haha

no regrets though

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What a shitty thread

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hello where are the gimmicks

just joined the brotherhood of eternal love

sup buds

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claiming this thread for HM the Queen of Canada

>>71936775
more detail

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this is how it should be played lads

>>71936618
zac

>>71936574

think it may have been before the great wipe

If you don't like the taste of the following:

>Olives
>Coconut
>Figs
>Pineapple

Your tastebuds need to grow up.

hmmm think i'll make myself home in this thread

>>71936818
does the man kick the ball with his foot

>>71936817
she was a real slut and our grandma hated her because she'd wear shorts so short her buttcheeks were hanging out

that's all i remember about her. this all happened ~17 years ago

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At the age of 54, after the death of Queen Anne of Great Britain, George ascended the British throne as the first monarch of the House of Hanover.

During George's reign, the powers of the monarchy diminished and Britain began a transition to the modern system of cabinet government led by a prime minister.

George was ridiculed by his British subjects. The British perceived him as too German.

George disliked to be in the public light at social events, avoided the royal box at the opera and often travelled incognito to the house of a friend to play cards.

Hello /brit/ I just wanted to let you know about my BRITISH HERITAGE, I have a lot of BRITISH family members from all over BRITAIN sure makes me feel proud of OUR history, right? Cheerio!

>>71936763
crunch, crunch, crunch

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>>71936574

suits would have made a good film but it's clear as a show they ran out of ideas after series 1

mexico has an average iq of 85

i've been spitting my mucus on this plastic cashew container lid for the past few does and it's starting to peel off like sunburnt skin

>>71936912
dont care

mad how the right wings economic and philosophical positions are formulated almost entirely by jewish people yet you act as if being jewish is some kind of leftist only trait

>>71936818
that one tart on the yellow team who faked being hurt to get the ref to blow the whistle

what a fag

>/cum/ tries to banter us
>gets crushed like an insect
might do a wank lads

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>>71936776
>>71936782
>>71936795
>>71936802
>>71936807

>>71936877
hate bounty bars

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>>71936965
>mad how the right wings economic and philosophical positions
?

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me 2nd from the left

>>71936885
he also kicks it with his head but it makes him forget things later in life

>>71936921

half black spongehead detected

>>71936989
'sheed

candid feet vids on youtube are the ultimate wank redpill

doin poos and shaggin twos

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>>71936979

>Top Gear is now hosted by Joey from Friends, a paki and a black man
ah yes

>>71937028
Someone shop a yank toad into this

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George II was the last British monarch born outside Great Britain: he was born and brought up in northern Germany.

George exercised little control over British domestic policy, which was largely controlled by the Parliament of Great Britain.

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>>71937079

>>71936821
who

*heems boss*

take that boss, now i demand that your half my hours and quadruple my pay or i'll heem you again

>>71936965

Really makes you think...

*urinates on your shoes*

I don't like Guinness

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George III He was the third British monarch of the House of Hanover, but unlike his two predecessors he was born in Britain, spoke English as his first language,[1] and never visited Hanover.

Early in his reign, Great Britain defeated France in the Seven Years' War, becoming the dominant European power in North America and India.

However, many of Britain's American colonies were soon lost in the American War of Independence.

Further wars against revolutionary and Napoleonic France from 1793 concluded in the defeat of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo in 1815.

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>>71937173

>>71937172
*posts a picture of some really ugly, curly haired, make up soaked bitch smiling and holding a pint o' Guinness*

>>71937172

woofter

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>>71932932
My beer on the left

i still don't rate harry kane

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George IV led an extravagant lifestyle that contributed to the fashions of the Regency era. He was a patron of new forms of leisure, style and taste.

His charm and culture earned him the title "the first gentleman of England"

His only child, Princess Charlotte, died before him in 1817 and so he was succeeded by his younger brother, William.

he's just a slow darren bent who scores the odd blooter

>>71937207
grim

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WTF

>>71937148

*glasses you*

Take that, cunt

Shut Down?

Yes? - No?

>>71937199

wonder if they spliced random words like cunt into it at various random points.

>>71937238
WTF

>>71937251
Only if I get to come with you.

>>71937236
You dropped your fedora

>>71937238
amusingly some blacks will believe this

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William served in the Royal Navy in his youth and was, both during his reign and afterwards, nicknamed the "Sailor King"

He inherited the throne when he was 64 years old.

His reign saw several reforms: the poor law was updated, child labour restricted, slavery abolished in nearly all the British Empire, and the British electoral system refashioned by the Reform Act 1832.

At the time of his death William had no surviving legitimate children.

>>71937238

Bit rude and racist desu.

i'm a free spirit

can't pin me down

>>71937105
howling at direland

>make a shitpost
>someone from the other side of the world replies to it
amazing age we're living in

>>71937306
*jumps on you*

>>71936877
do you mean pineapple on pizza or in general? cos i dont know anyone who doesnt like pineapple

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>>71936695
thanks lad

>>71937323
FOY
O
Y

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*watches my TV license money fly away*

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Rate me, /brit/

>>71937353
bit rude

K lads I've got a chance to date a slightly chubby but very cute girl with big chebs and is pretty chill, or a skinny girl who's quite high maintenance but looks good in a dress, what do?

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Victoria was the fourth son of King George III.

She inherited the throne aged 18.

Her reign of 63 years and seven months is known as the Victorian era.

Victoria married her first cousin, Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

She is often called "the grandmother of Europe", because their nine children married into royal and noble families across the continent.

*records myself doing a fart*
*spends 3 months editing it*

>>71937375
whomever you find most compatible

>>71937375
¿Porque no los dos?

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>everything alright, anon?

>>71937375
depends how fat she is

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The eldest son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, Edward was related to almost all royalty throughout Europe.

The Edwardian era, which covered Edward's reign and was named after him, coincided with the start of a new century.

As king, Edward played a role in the modernisation of the British Home Fleet and the reorganisation of the British Army.

He fostered good relations between Britain and other European countries, for which he was popularly called "Peacemaker", but his relationship with his nephew, the German Emperor Wilhelm II, was poor.

>>71937474
love a cheeky denata wank

>>71937395
>Victoria was the fourth son of King George III.

What

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LOL

>>71937519
You heard the man

>>71937395
She lost us Hannover

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>>71936613
enjoying this

>>71937526
TINY BRITISH ISLES

Have unironically never been in a cafe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imzMPrLaPPc
quite like hardbass
wish i was a russian football hooligan tbqh

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George was the second son of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales (later King Edward VII), and grandson of the then reigning British monarch, Queen Victoria.


George became the first monarch of the House of Windsor.

George served in the Royal Navy, until the unexpected death of his elder brother in early 1892 put him directly in line for the throne.

On the death of his grandmother in 1901, George became heir to the British Empire.

His reign saw the rise of socialism, communism, fascism, Irish republicanism, and the Indian independence movement.

As a result of the First World War (1914–18) the empires of his first cousins Tsar Nicholas II of Russia and Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany fell

Meanwhile the British Empire expanded to its greatest effective extent

15 cans of stella (ahaha)

>>71937618
good tune

>>71937526
right

never ever want to hear a peep about the US or Canada being 'full' again

>>71937488
She's not fat, just a few extra pounds.

mums the word

>>71937635
>pounds
foy

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what would happen if i drank 30 pints in a day.

>>71937618
haha large or small cans? hahah

>>71937360
>paying your TV license

can't believe you actually do this haha. we're supposed to pay one here too but no-one does. hence our BBC equivalent (RTE) is always sponsored by a barrage of tacky products

>>71937618
>>71937628
Stop stealing my gimmick

https://twitter.com/AquaMarching/status/838471868298354688

communists are very odd people

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Edward was the eldest son of George V

Only months into his reign, he caused a constitutional crisis by proposing marriage to Wallis Simpson, an American who had divorced her first husband and was seeking a divorce from her second.

Edward abdicated. He was succeeded by his younger brother, George VI.

During the Second World War, their were after private accusations that he held Nazi sympathies.

Edward spent the rest of his life in retirement in France.

>>71937610
lol our hooligans idolize yours its kind of gay. and they take it way too seriously.
see you lads in 2018 tho :)

>>71937673
Pounds was originally a British measurement, fuck off EU

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>>71937734
I'd rather watch this than the footy

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>>71937701
piss off
my gimmick
check the archives

>>71937734
>idolize
fuck off yank

>>71937683
they would cut you off before that happened

doing a poo lads

>this morning
>get on bus
>old cunt with a USSR hat and 50 communist badges gets on with a massive bag full of bottles
>accidentally cracks one full of whiskey and spends 20 minutes loudly saying "OH DEAR OH DEAR" as he tries to drink the remaining whiskey
ah yes brighton

>>71937683
A lot of vomiting

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George ascended the throne as the third monarch of the House of Windsor.

He was the last Emperor of India and the first Head of the Commonwealth.

From 1939, the Empire and Commonwealth – except Ireland – was at war with Nazi Germany. War with Italy and Japan followed in 1940 and 1941, respectively.

He was succeeded by his eldest daughter, Elizabeth II.

>>71937764
was that the post

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>>71937734
>tfw you will never live in the heyday of the USSR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salv7F1yyzc

>>71937750
ours are retarded. they literally train for the fight. I doubt they even watch the football lol

>>71937752
I was the original One Night in Hackney poster, fuck off you amateur

>>71937804
no, this is

I've got a great joke about peristalsis but it doesn't always go down well

>>71937804
yeah

you like it?

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>>71937716

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what's her problem?

>>71937822
yeah i remember stealing it to be honest
left it around a year to mature and thought i'd try it out again

>>71937822
literally my gimmick

check the archives 6 months ago

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Elizabeth was born in London as the eldest child of King George VI.

Elizabeth is directly descended from many British royal dynasties: from the House of Stuart; from the Welsh House of Tudor and earlier Irish and English royal houses stretching back as far as the 7th century House of Wessex.

She began to undertake public duties during the Second World War, serving in the Auxiliary Territorial Service.

In 1947, she married Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, a former prince of Greece and Denmark

She is the world's oldest reigning monarch.

Elizabeth has occasionally faced republican sentiments and press criticism of the royal family

>>71937888
she's authoritarian left

>>71937894
You've been rumbled sunshine

>>71937888
>what's her problem?


she doesnt have bants

>>71937888
*fucks 35yo bloke*

>>71937888
To be fair if no one told me the age of the catch me outside girl and I just saw her modelling photo I'd assume she was of age.

15 cans of stella (ahaha)

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>tfw miss birmingham