/brit/

HE'S HERE

making enchiladas lads

I like the fillet o fish but it's a waste of money, I eat it in like 4 bites, not enough mass to it

GET HIM JANNY

@71930624
FOY

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hahahaha! so true!

>>71930658
KFC's Zinger Burrito has some very respectable bulk to it. Highly recommend it.

we were 75 posts in

/brit/ is an alt right rorkist general

>>71930677
liberals are fucking embarrassments and should be seen by themselves, not grouped in with leftists

fuck this guy, leftists should own more guns and already do own quite a bit

Gonna get a fast food brekkie tomorrow, where is best?

Was thinking maccies or subway but open to recommendations

When will the white man rise again?

Peering into their crystallized versions of these receptors, the researchers saw that once LSD gets into a receptor, it seems to be held there by what they call a “lid” — a part of the receptor folds over the molecule and holds it in place. Instead of eventually disentangling itself from the receptor, as with most other molecules, LSD sticks around until it gets absorbed by the cell and broken down. This explains why LSD trips can last as long as 12 hours, even though the drug itself disappears from the bloodstream after only about 4 hours.

Lads how do speaker systems work

Do I just get something that connects with bluetooth on my phone?

Is there anything I can plug a USB into?

I wear my pants below my waist and don't dance when I'm in this place

>>71930778
Yes

what would be a successful business a yank could start in an average british town?

>>71930778
>2017
>how do electronics work

>>71930778
no

>>71930808
sell weed

>>71930756
What's with her cheeks?

>>71930837
i would if i knew i wouldn't go to jail and get arseraped by a paki

>>71930808
american style fast food

>>71930829
>implying you or anyone else ITT actually knows how electronics work

>>71930759
FUCK OFF YOU GODDAMN NAZI KRAUT DESTROYER OF CIVILIZATION

>>71930808
Door-to-door Cheeseburger salesman

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>>71930738
terrific post

janny is sitting, watching all of us, waiting until lots of conversation is sparked

and then he will nuke it

Noticed that Paul Nuttall's website was paulnuttallmep.com, so thought I'd try paulnuttallmp.com

>>71930863
british "jails" are a joke

worst case scenario they rehabilitate you and get you a job

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the gf

>>71930624
hamdolph

>>71930912
>rehabilitate you and get you a job
>a joke
you do understand what prisons are meant to do right?

Why do The Sun continue to ignore the fact that lasses served too?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3012553/first-look-at-memorial-to-our-boys-funded-by-generous-sun-on-sunday-readers/

Why do they call anuses "boypussy"

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How the fuck does anyone take him seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEdh00aZ9s

I put on for my city

>>71930867
like hamdogs?

Wish I could waste all my disposable income on military-grade firearms and go LARP in the woods during the weekends like a Yank

btfo of lefties in /éire/ lads

This woman on Come Dine is using toilet roll in place of serviettes I am creasing

>>71930912
Isn't that a good thing?

>>71930952
Its true

>>71930943
I don't think you understand the point of my post

>>71930930
Would join gangbang

chicken thighs are disgusting

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>>71930974
>military-grade firearms

>>71930756
You just KNOW

>>71930952
no idea
don't think he means what he says

>>71931005
maybe i don't but basically this >>71930999

>>71930977
i think you're scared of the frog

>>71931016
moron

>>71931012
What would you do if one of the males put his benis in your boipussy?

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The Heptarchy is a collective name applied to the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms of England during late antiquity and the early Middle Ages, conventionally identified as seven: East Anglia, Essex, Kent, Mercia, Northumbria, Sussex and Wessex. The Anglo-Saxon kingdoms eventually unified into the Kingdom of England.

The 9th century Viking raids that led to the establishment of a Danish-controlled enclave at York, and ultimately to the Danelaw, gained considerable advantage from the petty rivalries between the old kingdoms.

The need to unite against the common enemy was recognised, so that by the time Alfred the Great of Wessex resisted the Danes in the late 9th century, he did so essentially as the leader of an Anglo-Saxon nation.


In the early 11th century the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms became part of the North Sea Empire of Cnut the Great, a personal union between England, Denmark and Norway.

Edward the Confessor[a] (Old English: Ēadweard Andettere, Latin: Eduardus Confessor; 1003 – 5 January 1066), also known as Saint Edward the Confessor, was among the last Anglo-Saxon kings of England, and usually considered the last king of the House of Wessex.

>>71930952
Lmao is he implying the Jews?

What happened to the other thread

>>71931016
your mum's thighs are disgusting

>>71930952
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-312383/We-teach-children-sex--wonder-it.html

>>71930778
Just use a 3.5mm aux cable

Bluetooth a shit. Better to use a computer as the source

USB -> DAC -> AMP -> Speakers

Can get amps with integrated DACs though.

>>71931016
i disagree. eating some delicious succulent thighs with lovely crispy skin right fucking now.

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looks like onigger and hillary are going to jail lads

>had a wank last night
>had another this morning
>willy is currently erect

this beast cannot be tamed

>>71931044
think you're wrong and are in love with him

>>71930952
(((Bela Kun))) so probably true

>>71931051
I'd only take the skinny lad on the left

>>71931016
dickhead

>>71931094
>onigger
that's not even clever

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>looks like onigger and hillary are going to jail lads

>>71931053
Northumbria should have conquered the lot - Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, faggot Mercia and the Southern ponces.

>>71931075
ah yes
this newspaper

>the reason for the west's dramatic success is largely that we were the most eugenic order and used upward redistribution of calories for upward redistribution of reproduction, and we use some combination of winters, manorialism, taxation, late marriage, aggressive hanging, and for-profit warfare to eradicate the lower classes for thousands of years.

harsh truth marxist idiots will never get their heads around

>>71931126
That man's got a horrid taste

>>71931040
British jails are a breeze compared to US jails. Way different than over here where you get raped and extorted.

>>71930677
>the right are trying to make their space safe from tyranny, terrorism, drug dealers and rapists
>left are trying to make their space safe from people who say "there are only two genders"

>>71931016
underage

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>>71931075
>Underage sex, childhood pregnancy, the gruesome abortion massacre, all continue and increase.

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The "Mercian Supremacy" the period of Anglo-Saxon history between 600 and 900,[1] when the kingdom of Mercia dominated the Anglo-Saxon Heptarchy.

Offa's accession in 757 heralded the beginning of a golden age for Mercia.

Some historians have suggested that Offa's defeat of the Welsh and the West Saxons (Wessex) of Wessex established the Mercian Supremacy

>>71931181
>being proud of having third world jails

>>71931194
>tyranny
jesus foy so hard

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>>71931152
*slice*

Whoops

>>71931212
literally never said that

*reveals my final form*

Might finally learn to drive just so I can go somewhere quiet when it's raining and just sit.

intrigued by the so-called hamdog

>>71931229
was unaware that tyranny is only used in america

fucking idiot

>>71931194
>the tyranny of having three bathrooms

Ireland needs a masculine revival.

>>71931025
that's an appropriate descriptor, unlike "assault weapons". Something can be of a certain grade that it might be used by a military, something cannot be fashioned in a manner which designates it for "assault".

Just realised that as far as my willy is concerned I am shagging girls constantly. Must have a very high opinion of me.

if i moved to the UK how long do you think it'd take for me to pick up the accent fluently?

>>71931263
thanks this is my tradition of a thread

it used to annoy them now they just accept it, not sure how to feel about that 2bh

>>71931260
*hydroplanes and crashes into a ditch and dies*

>>71931286
cuck

>>71931229
You're living in a country where guns were taken away and where you go to prison for years if you put a bacon sandwich on the ground.

>>71931276
Ah yes, the 2nd amendment is in reference to bathrooms. Trannies are such mongs.

@71931286
fuck you

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BLAH BLAH BLAH CUZ BLAH BLAH BLAH NIGGA BLAH BLAH BLAH CUZ BLAH BLAH BLAH NIGGA

>>71931311
4 days

>>71930842
high estrogen meaning she gets bigger cheeks like that and is more able to reproduce.

>>71931274
being paranoid about the government so badly you want a killing tool just in case is yank business

>>71931133
Northubria was fairly underpopulated and undeveloped compared to the south

>>71931260
benders day out lad? xx

>>71931317
Sweet, I didn't even think of these bonuses to driving. Cheers la.

I've come to the conclusion that Peter Hitchens is an idiot

How hairy is your bum lads
Starting to get worried about mine desu

>>71931337
/wales/

mental how 190cm has been with us for years but is still in first year

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>he's here

NO

ONE

REPLY

TO

IT

>>71931293
Reckon that's why I'm so low test. Body thinks I'm an alpha banging girls every few hours, probably scales back the testosterone to give the other members of the pack a chance.

@71931369

Fuck off you boring chinky cunt

The Anglo-Saxons, uniquely among the early Germanic peoples, preserved royal genealogies.

The majority of the surviving pedigrees trace the families of Anglo-Saxon royalty to Woden (Odin).

>>71931260
driving scares me

I like hairy bums.

>>71931320
>guns were taken away
good desu. never been scared of getting shot in my life, except for when i was in south carolina

>bacon sandwich on the ground
ah yes, context is irrelevant

is this the northern irish rorke?

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>>71931357
it's actually just common sense tbhwy my man

>>71931429
pussy

>>71931292
you literally have no idea how guns work do you

you can get a wood furniture, rifle grip, no tacticool attachments 5.56 semi auto rifle for hunting and then you can get a blacked out, tactical 10/22 with a foregrip, pistol grip, and quad rail

you're the type of person who would see the 2nd one as """military grade"""

>>71931293
it knows mate

>>71931447
I don't
Are they hard to shave?

stop making fun of aspergers

i find it offensive

>>71931333
Then how come the Brit i met last summer who has been here since 19fucking73 still sounds like a fuckin bong?

eating smoked gouda cubes

direct descendant of Woden (Odin) here

>>71931448
>there exists a context in which putting a bacon sandwhich on the ground is actually worthy of several years in prison
Ah yes, the English slave mentality.

tfw andre the giant was only 6'10"

>>71931459
alright alright simmer down /k/

>>71931482
prefer not to say

>>71931429
gigantic pussy

why are trannies so fixated on bathrooms?

*bonds with you*

>>71931465
Not considerably more difficult than doing your willy and things.

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Nice one retards
You went and triggered autismo yank

>>71931456
>>71931519
shut up

it's too risky, i could die

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>never been scared of getting shot in my life, except for when i was in south carolina

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hmm

>>71931499
>I like talking about things when I have absolutely no idea how those things work

europeans

>>71931540
so they can perv on women the agp freaks

Honestly if you're taller than 6'4 then you're too tall
anything past 6'2 starts to become freakish
6 foot is the peak height

>>71931540
it's just the ugly ones who don't pass crying for attention
trannies who pass have no issue going into womens bathrooms

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>>71931481
>Anon comes in complaining of aspergers
>Wants behavioural therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>71931494
>He was one of four people convicted after bacon was tied to door handles, a St George's flag was tied to a fence surrounding the mosque,
honestly mate
say you're english these days

gf is getting political in bed and keeps saying "FUCK ME LIKE TORIES ARE FUCKING PUBLIC SERVICES"

>>71931561
now post a map of best unis in Europe
continental unis are mostly jokes

>>71931544
Might do a bum shave later then

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>10 years old
>over 6 foot

What the fuck has Trump been feeding him?

>>71931398
south wales > north wales

>>71931583
fuck me i wish i had a political gf

>>71931564
>getting angry at people for wanting to share a hobby with you
autists

>>71931577
>projecting this hard

>>71931546
post is inaccurate

god is gay, gays are cool, guns are cool, kill all right wingers

>>71931595
super male vitality

You look at the major issues your country faces, things like the NHS, stagnating wages, poor infrastructure, education issues, ageing population etc.. pretty much anything. People blame immigration for it all. That's the mindset your country has.
"If we didn't have so many people we wouldn't have these problems"
As long as your country feels it doesn't need to actually do fucking anything because it can simply blame everything on immigrants then unsurprisingly nothing will actually happen.
And it's not like even if this country banned anyone from entering that it will stop, because then people will turn onto other Britons "if there wasn't so many of xyz race/religion in the country things would be better" - You know how it is.

>>71931561
Britain's going the American route, god help em.

>>71931595
memes

>>71931429

aspie here and i'm not sure if driving scares me, but it's just never even occurred to me to attempt to learn. 25 and never had a lesson.

>>71931577
>trannies who pass
kek

>>71931605
fuck off yank

>>71931357
>so badly you want a killing tool just in case is yank business
It should be the business of everyone to be fit to defend yourself and your people if the need arises
not that being a fat, salad dodging yank with a decked out AR fills these criteria

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>>71931546

>>71931582
Are you actually unironically trying to defend imprisonment over bacon?

Fuck me. How pathetic the English are these days.

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Can't wait lads

>>71931627
good post 2bh

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>>71931604
you can't share the hobby you live in fucking bongistan

>>71931618
lmao

sticker price for my uni is $62,000/year

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NEED
THIS
HAIR

>>71931429
yeah, it's not scary though just intimidating

>>71931577
i understand what you're saying but I base my argument on proportions.

essentially as long as you're proportional 6'6 is alpha height, but it's very fucking hard to be proportional at that height. Look at Zyzz, he was 6'2 (my height) and looked like a god because of his proportion.

One doesn't have to be /fit/ to be in proportion either.

could settle for a girlfriend (male)

>>71931658
throwing bacon at muslims or their mosques is just being a dick

don't be a dick

>>71931357

better safe than sorry

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-bannon-camp-of-the-saints-immigration_us_58b75206e4b0284854b3dc03?

oyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how dare you be white

@71931670
that was the entire point of my post you fucking spacker

no (You)s for turboautists

>>71931595
He's not 6 foot though.

reminder that most gays have a scat fetish and enjoy putting their dicks up pooey man arsed

>>71931670
Guns are legal in NI

>>71931695
>he actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
Wow.

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>>71930624
Hi lads, sorry if you saw this post yesterday
Go vote for Milo here for the keks and butthurt.
It's a popularity poll for the rector election at my uni.
https://strawpoll.com/55xa2re

>>71931577
>6 foot is the peak height

shut the fuck up king of manlets lmao

6'2-6'3 is the ideal male height range, no exceptions

What did he meme by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeCNI3gLUY

>>71931680
having good proportions past 6 foot gets harder the higher you go and most people just like lanky twats

and anything over 6'4 is just far too big and becomes impractical

>>71931595
he looks about 5'10 but that's still insane for a ten year old
assuming he'll end up about 6'4-6'5 like his brothers

It's nice that following the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, your economy was finally beginning to recover and there was a degree of confidence coming back.
Then of course people decided you had to torpedo that confidence and create years of uncertainty, because 67 year old Clyde from Lancaster, saw some foreign lad look at him funny.

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>Not being a bottom

hello anxiety poo my old friend

>>71931742
>milo
cringe

why does the idea of shagging a woman up the shitter turn my dick into diamonds but the thought of doing the same to a bloke repulses me?

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>>71931680
6'4 is the best height. Not too tall that you need to be a genetic god to look muscular, but significantly taller than average

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William II (Old Norman: Williame; c.1056 – 2 August 1100), the third son of William I of England, was King of England from 1087 until 1100, with powers over Normandy, and influence in Scotland.


William is commonly known as William Rufus or William the Red, perhaps because of his red-faced appearance.

The division of William the Conqueror's lands into two parts presented a dilemma for those nobles who held land on both sides of the English Channel.

In 1091 he invaded Normandy, crushing his brother Robert's forces and forcing him to cede a portion of his lands.

William Rufus was thus secure in what was then the most powerful kingdom in Europe, given the contemporary eclipse of the Holy Roman Emperors emperors.

The king's personal power, through an effective and loyal chancery, penetrated to the local level to an extent unmatched in France.

William went hunting on 2 August 1100 in the New Forest, probably near Brockenhurst, and was killed by an arrow through the lung, though the circumstances remain unclear. His younger brother Henry hurriedly succeeded him as king.

>>71931742
voted for lady hazel

nice name

>>71931739
just a quick reminder it was 12 months in prison for a deliberate hate crime which was meant to upset people, unprovoked and deliberately inflammatory

don't be a dick and you don't get put in prison :)

>>71931739
>i-i-i-i-it's just bacon!
>haha it's just banter!
nah
it's just being a dick

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>>71931726
>Anon comes in complaining of sexual deviancy
>Mentions a scat fetish
>Wants me to listen to his problems
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine and sign his properties over to myself instead

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why is trump making such a fuss over wiretapping and this other wank

if he just was calm and did his job 90% of this shitstorm would likely calm down. but he's been acting like a baby since he became president

also not a fan of how cult like the trump supporters here have become, like I wanted him to win but people are becoming crazy.

/brit/ is better in the mornings cause all the yanks are sleeping.

>>71931742
peterson is far more based than faggot milo

>>71931826
cos he's doing a shit job and needs to rally support/paranoia
typical cult of personality

>>71931807
>>71931806
>actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
the absolute STATE of Britain

>>71931781
What are you anxious about lad?

>>71931784
>>71931836
Both are good, but Milo causes more shitstorm

>>71931797
have a friend that's that tall and he's skinny and lanky as fuck and has trouble sitting on airplanes and some cars. 6'2 is objectively better.
t. 5'10 so no dog in the race

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http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/memes-4chan-trump-supporters-trolls-internet-214856

>>71931826
means they're not talking about russia shit in the news

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>>71931826
like most rorkes, his only resort when faced with failure is to blame others 2bh

5'11'' is the perfect male height
160lbs is the perfect male weight
11.5 us is the perfect male shoe size
O- is the perfect male blood type

>>71931863
the phone just rang

>>71931862
>getting this upset over people defending hate crime laws

fuck off you literal criminal apologist

you're no better than those niggers in america who screech HE WAS A GOOD BOUY HE DINDU MUFFINS

honestly mate
say you're english these days
and you'll be arrested
and thrown in jail

>>71931862
why are you insulting your own country mate?

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>>71931826
probably to distract from his gongshow of an administration, particularly the russia ties.

or he's just senile.

*orchestrates a Jacobite revolution*

>>71931829
morning /brit/ > late night /brit/ > evening /brit/ > afternoon /brit/

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Matched with this yank bird on the left

What should I say?

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you know you've made it when you're got a table in an aspirational nightclub in a provincial industrial town

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Will this fucking Kraut fuck off already?

>>71931898
Who was it?

>he has no positive traits other than his height, so he acts very autistic about it and insists that you have to be over 6 foot to pull a bird

hahaha

I'm 5'8 and I've shagged 10 women, 6 of whom I've had longterm relationships with
get over yourself you boring bastards

good morning lads x

>>71931924
"state of that armfat"

>>71931924
so what brings you this side of the pond then?

>>71931935
didnt answer it. too nervous.

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Henry was the fourth son of William the Conqueror and was educated in Latin and the liberal arts.

His brother Robert, who invaded in 1101, disputed Henry's control of England; this military campaign ended in a negotiated settlement that confirmed Henry as king. Henry kept Robert imprisoned for the rest of his life.


Henry's control of Normandy was challenged by Louis VI of France, Baldwin VII of Flanders and Fulk V of Anjou. Following Henry's victory at the Battle of Brémule, a favourable peace settlement was agreed with Louis in 1120.

Henry's only legitimate son and heir, William Adelin, drowned in the White Ship disaster of 1120, throwing the royal succession into doubt.

The King was succeeded by his nephew, Stephen of Blois, resulting in a period of civil war known as the Anarchy.

>>71931905
>>71931899
>actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
Britain. State of it.

>>71931916
anything after afternoon brit is basically just /usa/ and /ca/ shitting on us.

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>>71931929
>poland
>western

>>71931925
can't think of a more runtoid word than 'bijou'

The STATE of Israel

why are people making a fuss about the alleged connections to Russia? i thought improving relations with other nations is what the globalists want?

>>71931924
Tell her your willy is shaped like that trophy

>>71931978
why are you insulting your own country?

>>71931978
get over it

>>71931924
she'll be grossed out by your uncut cock desu

>Belgium
>existence

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>I'm 5'8

Business idea: Collecting (you)s

>>71931970
Is caller ID not a thing in Britland?

>>71931997
I'm not from Britain, you thought crime advocate.

>>71931979
it's also not comfy at all and full of deanos

>>71931924
lol she's ugly as fuck

guess you are too

>>71932028
im 5'9"

Things Brits are most worried about; ISIS, immigrants, immigrant-peados, the Hun, EU bananas, spiders.
Things Brits should be most worried about; other Brits, spiders.

>>71932028
sorry to hear lad

reminder that the only part of the united kingdom to allow guns also has the highest murder rate

interesting that
to be fair though they do have pretty severe problems with religious extremism

>>71932033
no we dont have that yet

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>>71932031
already in that business i am

>>71931949
*Ruffles your hair*
Alright son haha right now the grown ups are talking run along

good posts by wrexham and anon, completely agree with them.

>>71932054
yes I am x

>>71932003
Slave.

slugs hit your chest, tap your spine
flatline

>>71931949
lmao imagine being this insecure about being a midget

>>71932058
im so sorry x

>>71931991
russia has made several aggressive moves over the last few years and their ultimate goal is to split the west to make it easier to accomplish their geopolitical goals (reannexing former soviet states etc)

'improving relations' doesn't mean 'ignore everything he does and invite him to the miss universe'

plus many of the russia ties are to corrupt and criminal business which is not something you want in the government of the greatest nation of the free world

>>71932039
please get out of our sovereign territory then :)

>>71932090
Nothing wrong with a little competition

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the only way Europe has a future is if it unites

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>>71932084

This choon sounds like it is deep but I don't know if it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiShjSrGsPk

>>71932091
bit gay

>>71932112
not insecure whatsoever

the height meme on 4chan is silly

I just want a white country with a strong welfare state

is that too much to ask?

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>>71932145
I don't do "competition"

>>71932151
was the penis reAAlly necessary

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Stephen was a grandson of William the Conqueror.

Stephen was abandoned by many of his followers and lost control of Normandy.

Stephen's reign was marked by the Anarchy. He was succeeded by the grandson of Henry I, Henry II, the first of the Angevin kings.

Unironically agree with the leaf

>>71930658
Gotta eat bare chicken mayos

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>>71932166
>height meme

i mean girls are literally significantly more attracted to tall guys. theres no memes aboutit.

just data

>>71932141
>the slave doesn't even know what Britain is
wew

>>71932075
Citation needed

>>71932215
cite your data or fuck off

so drunk haha

*explodes*

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>Too bad you live in a mud hut

>>71932252
._.

>>71932169
another BLOODY racist

>>71932214
>No willy

>>71932216
just say you're british lad, people only know northern ireland for being poor or terrorists

>>71932169
yes

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Been banned from /pol/ lads

>>71932290
vosotros

so horny haha

*explodes*

>>71932214
there better be a cover on that thing

>>71932314
vos

>>71932314
vos

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Henry Plantagenet, also known as Henry II, was made Duke of Normandy at 17.

Stephen agreed to a peace treaty after Henry's military expedition to England in 1153: Henry inherited the kingdom on Stephen's death a year later.

He inherited Anjou in 1151 and shortly afterwards married Eleanor of Aquitaine.

Henry was an energetic and sometimes ruthless ruler, driven by a desire to restore the lands and privileges of his royal grandfather.

Henry expanded his empire, often at Louis' expense, taking Brittany and pushing east into central France and south into Toulouse.

By 1172, he controlled England, large parts of Wales, the eastern half of Ireland and the western half of France, an area that would later come to be called the Angevin Empire.

>>71932329
_._

>>71932294
>actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
I'll never be British.

so intelligent haha

*implodes*

eating a rather mediocre goats cheese

Why can't you speak Norman language again? It would be nice

>>71932075
>they do have pretty severe problems with religious extremism

they could all be staunch atheists and they'd still have the problems they do

>>71931618
screaming

>>71932248
You do realize polls work as data right?

"A new study confirms a truism in the dating world: when it comes to love, size -- or more specifically height -- matters.

This is particularly true for women, who expressed a preference for taller men as a matter of protection and femininity in a new study published jointly out of Rice University and the University of North Texas."

>>71932308
>me
>flaunting my sexuality

Lmao i even had girls ask me if i was asexual

>>71932351
i've seen you defending the murder of innocents before lad :) check your moral compass my man, i think religious extremists have brainwashed you

>>71932356
!

>>71932360
just on its own?

>>71932377
they might prefer taller men but they will settle for shorter men

How the british English looks for americans? Are there some differents?

>>71932405
>actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
>also thinks he's psychic
wew

state of the British

>>71932397
Girls asked me if I was a homo when I was like 8
Weird shit

>>71932377
i dont trust polls for anything. they were wrong about everything politically and from my own experience they dont tend to be accurate when i ask people stuff either, they usually have the opposite opinion than the data 2bh.

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>Had a dream i was happily married
>woke up sad

>>71932417
with a bit of bread

im 5'7 and feel pretty average if not above average

And how fuck you learn your own language while childhood? Because you don't have a orthography, just hieroglyphs which were builded by the latin letters.

You are literally closer to China rather to us. By the mentality.

>>71932436
you do annoy me sometimes lad but it's hard to hate a fellow countryman ya know. You just gotta give fellow brits a pass on these things sometimes

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Don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me

>>71932453
>dreaming about marriage
mate what, get off the crack.

*wraps you in a giant tortilla and eats you*

>>71932476
>trying the whole "haha u r british thing"
>actually genuinely unironically is defending years of imprisonment over bacon
sad

>>71932397
it's painful being lumped in with normalfags just because i'm a straight white man

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>>71932453

>>71932472
*an

*Pronounces tortilla*

>>71932472
dude lmao it just werks

>>71932485
never understood this shit meme

after a wank i dont give a fuck about girls

>>71932485
>inb4 it's the wrong way round

>>71932432
A few differences in how words are spelled; for example, English English spells the word "colour" with a "U" but American English drops the "U" and spells it like this: "color". Lot's of little things like that. Also some words are pronounced slightly differently in American English. Like the words "tomato", "Worcester", and "Birmingham". As a further brief aside, some words that exist in English English do not exist in American English, for example, "diet".

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More shocking evidence just released by the Trump White House lads

>>71932525
Tour-til-ah

>>71932505
*checks flag*
*chuckles*

>>71932537
>Worcester
yanks are just dumb with this one

>>71932526
You should speak French or be deporthed, vive le Quebec (but if you GENETICALLY anglo - you can speak English)

choritho