Meryl Streep is annoying edition
Previous thread >>71684873
/quebec/
>>71707404
this
Par Latviju
First time on /int/, what does /cum/ mean? Is this just an international cumming thread?
new idea for the future
>>71707556
business idea: range ban germany
Reckon most politicians and political activists are scumbags one way or another 2bh
Don't really feel any of them represent me, don't really feel any of them are trustworthy, don't really feel any of them have any real relation to my life yet somehow they get to have some pretty substantial impacts on it. Wish they'd all fuck off about it 2bh.
Stummy hurts
>>71707535
Canada-USA-Mexico
>>71707713
*rubs it*
happy?
Pretty soon I won't have more than 5 shirts that fit properly and don't have noticeable holes or stains
Somebody once told me the world: is gonna roll me; I ain't the sharpest. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an L on her forehead, well the years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground. You'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow. Hey now you're an all star, get your game on go play, only shooting stars break the mold. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets? Somesomesomesomesomesomebody
You'll never shine if you don't go!
>>71707766
Yeah
70-75% percent of my shirts are free t-shirts
Am I the biggest loser on the beach?
>>71707779
Are you me?
>>71707958
No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen
>Han Solo and Boba Fett films coming soon
Why aren't they making any movies based around the prequels?
>>71707993
maybe, has it been more than three months since you last got a haircut?
>>71708064
Actually yeah
i prefer bing to google
>>71707943
good
*puts u to bed*
goodnight sweetie
>>71708051
Star trek > Star wars
Where is Mehico?
>start eating more health conscious
>don't lose weight
>realize no matter what i eat/how much i eat (ex. calorie/food type) my stomach always feels full when 3-5 bites left. I always finish my plate and feel like crap after.
>decide from now on to stop eating at this point
>start losing weight and dont feel like shit after meal
>expect people to behave consciously and not animal style
>always talk to friends about this and they agree
>still show animal tendencies
>Want to see/visit/hang/ with friend/family. Not a good time.
>they want to see me but now its not a good time for me
>this followed by way too many patterns in life
Literally everything is the mind. I swear to God im about to kill myself. Is this real life? What the fuck is this simulation/matrix? I'm already waiting for all your meme responses. You bullshit universe you never send me anyone or anything that isn't a test.
Tldr; Way too sensitive and see all patterns/ life feels like simulation/matrix
>>71707556
thanks for liking my idea bud
janny knew it was too good and would catch on quickly so he deleted the thread like the little poopy bum he is
>>71708250
the fuck are you even on about
>>71708312
You've grown on me Germ man.
You grew a pair too. I like you this way better. Keep up the progress.
>get new tires
>no longer slipnslidan in the rain
>>71707882
das a ba ba booey
I hate this forced "social" concept of AirBnB.
99% of the guys on there are just hardcore professional renters doing this shit full time, why do they still want you to write some retarded message with every booking like you're gonna build a personal relationship?
I mean I don't do it, but fuck off.
And the Chinks never really reply anyway.
Ask him if earlier checkin is OK with him, he just goes "OK wellcom" lol
Also had to agree to their new terms because they have changed since my last booking and because AirBnB is so open and tolerant I had to promise not be a raycis before I book a bed.
Serious about this. How's black history month going ? Did any event take place near your location ? Did you workplace/school organize anything ? What's your opinion about it ? Do people around you care ? Is there controversy ?
>>71708141
nigga william shitner can't act
>this rich ass motherfucker slaps your waifu's ass
what do
>>71708786
tell him to watch the fuck out before he gets kicked out of the white house by bernie sanders
>>71708725
No one brought it up at all here
Not even the news talked about it
>>71708822
wtf
Do you think there are some Berntards seriously considering/planning an assassination of Trump?
I would bet some of them are brainfucked enough to arm up and go all Assassin's Creed on him.
>>71707535
It is a general where we discover the true meaning of friendship.
Mexican here
AMA
friendly reminder that you are liked, and you are loved.
reminder also that you are a wonderfully gifted human being with great potential to make a difference for the better in this world.
look at your hands every day and ask yourself: what can these hands of yours do this day? what change can these hands create?
a world where people are raised to fulfill themselves is an empty one where people grow narcissistic and apathetic. 4chan is a great example. because fulfilling yourself is a lot of work for little gain. but to use your time and energy to help others fulfill themselves, that brings true happiness and true satisfaction in life.
>>71709026
Anal?
>>71709048
I am the best
>>71709062
Never done it
Tried it once, couldn't get it in
>>71707535
This is a thread for people of Cambodian, Ugandan, and Mauritius heritage. Please show some respect.
>>71709024
who the hell are you
>>71708989
man i hate trump so much im going to kill him hahahahaha oh shit its pence now
>>71709048
false hope is cruel
Taco bell for lunch, boyos
might sign up for a JAPANESE class next semester
I didnt have autism before but then I was vaccinated and now I have autism
>>71709194
>If we don't kill those barbarians...
>O-Our women will leave us for them!
>zelda got leaked
>>71709230
virgin
>>71709195
sounds gud nigga
>>71709253
thanks for warning me, I almost went to /v/
might sign up for GERMAN class next semester
>>71709400
not just the story or anything btw
you can play the game on wiiu right now
>zelda
>story
>>71709426
Why not Mandarin Chinese?
why is 4chan so interesting
>>71709468
b-buh Links Awakening is da best ever
>>71708815
Surly this is the end of Drumpf.
>>71709493
>>71709426
cool
we all will help you here and give you an edge over your peers
Shopping with the gf for jeans and leggings for her
She's in the dressing room I'm bored as h*ck
>>71709492
That would do me no good
>>71709541
>Shopping with the gf for jeans and leggings for her
>She's in the dressing room I'm bored as h*ck
*rips your head off and craps down your neck*
>>71709541
>her
>she's
>>71709541
get the fuck in there b and let her suck your dick
you ain't watchin none of that pornhub shit dog
PS: IS IT DOGFACE? :_D
>>71709541
look at women's underwear
>>71708250
Life is a simulation. If you want you can noclip into the projection room through DMT use
Why do fat girls suck the best dick?
Hey buds
>>71709718
>Why do fat girls suck
fixed
>>71709726
sup
>>71709718
because they love eating and a dick is basically a corndog to them
only ever fucked one fatty (taiwanese) and she was a really good fug actually, sucked a mean dick
also felt really soft and smooth (lol)
anyway, fat people need to be culled
>>71708250
Not reading this lol
>>71709718
I let a fat chick suck me off and it hurt. Her teeth were grinding against my dick painfully. She didn't know what she was doing. On the other hand, my first bj was from a tubby chick and it was bretty gud
I want to ______ zelda!
>>71709726
Frick off.
>>71709534
I won't.
t. Goethe C2 and degree-holder.
>>71709962
>c2
is katherine johnson even black?
she doesn't look black at all
>>71710012
People had lighter skin back in the day because the sun wasn't as hot.
>>71709960
new zelda a qt
>>71709962
looking for a (You)?
>>71710012
this >>71710035
>playing Nintendo after the age of 10
>>71709738
you in the car
>>71710095
>he isnt still playing Melee
>he doesnt play beerio kart/party on NYE
>he didnt play HG/SS
>>71710113
Am I being kidnapped?
That's not my car!
my nigga dolan
Women find penises weird?
>>71709960
Nintendo has finally given a character a bit of a bubble booty I see
>>71710046
Not really, no.
>>71710198
Gay women I suppose. Testicles are objectively weird looking though.
>>71710198
Yes, and vaginas look disgusting
>>71710198
dicks look weird
>>71710202
>who is Samus
>>71710273
>who is Pancake Ass
>>71710256
>vaginas look disgusting
Objectively not true.
Should I be ashamed tho because I have a penis??
>>71710198
I don't know about weird. Most women who see my penis tend to laugh at it.
>>71710282
>being gay
>>71710256
I have only ever had girls with very cute vaginas.
It must be an Asian thing.
>>71710285
Objectively true
>>71710405
me? Im thinking arbys
My four year old nephew just proclaimed fish make water. I have no evidence against this so I'm going to believe it.
>>71710405
Wrong. Sure, roast beef curtains are gross but vaginas do not look disgusting.
>>71710432
wow he is dumb because GOD made fish and water
My gf (guy) objectively has a beautiful vagina.
>>71710432
freshwater fish urinate more or less constantly
Guys have you seen cfnm porn?? I think women hate the penis. Should I be ashamed in front of women?? Because they will obviously identify me as a penis because I'm male.
>>71710340
this is just cherry picking the animation frames at best or edited at worst
>why yes, I study the urinary patterns of fish
man i can relate to this so hard
>gonna be playing zelda almost a week early tonight and all of tomorrow since i have the day off and no classes are cancelled
EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
>>71710565
i sleep
DEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING, SO I BECAME A GREASER
>>71710490
Very interesting.
>off work
the chosen time is upon me
who else /basedball/ here?
man i can relate to this so hard.
>>71710616
also, saltwater fish urinate far less often and their urine is highly concentrated
>>71710627
>>71710537
I'm making spaghetti tonight and there's nothing you can do to stop me. GLUTEN FREE.
I'm I gay or an transgender person?? And why would gay men think that penises are weird so there could be only two options either it is fhallophobia or I'm a transgender male.
>>71710627
Los Doyers but I'll probably follow the Mariners when I move. I don't really care for you much the dodgers have fucked their fan base in recent years.
>>71710722
>dodgers to mariners
really makes me think
>>71710689
what
I literally had the best idea for a comic strip at work today and just remembered now that I had this idea but can't actually remember what the idea was.
this shit had pure viral and reddit gold imgur upvote potential.
When will manlets learn?
>>71710722
How much*
>Doyers
>>71710627
man i go back and forth on mets/yankees so much
>>71710689
kys
Germany pretty much runs this general
>>71710671
>gluten free pasta
>>71710753
Phallopfobia means I'm scared of penises. If I'm transgender it could mean I'm a woman.
>>71710748
Between the bad sale of the team, the parking lot debacle, not being able to watch games and the rabid Mexican fans it won't be a hard switch.
>>71710722
ouch
>>71710770
yankees>>>>>>>>>>mests
Should I try to score some heroin? Never done it before but I'm trying to be open to new experiences.
>>71710770
>back and forth on mets/yankees
>>71710797
literally fuck off to the faggot board
EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
I BEEN A METS FAN SINCE 2010
MIKE PIAZZA? I THINK I GET MY PIZZA FROM THERE
>>71710784
its like he never sleeps
>>71710823
Where can I find it??
>>71710784
This, permanent range ban fucking WHEN?
Mike Piazza is objectively a piece of shit.
>yankees>>>>>>>>>>mests
>>71710869
>yankees
jays tbaqhwyl
>>71710904
>back and forth on mets/yankeex
>doyers but going to switch to mariners
>giants "fan" (doesn't exist)
God this general is fucking pitiful during the day.
WOW I love Germany's posts! Please post more!
>>71710926
I'm searching for the faggot board guys. Maybe they can help me out with my questions.
>>71710848
it's where all the play pretend i'm not mentally retarded people like you go
>>>/lgbt/
>>71710926
>tfw Sherman did not burn all of Dixie and genocide ALL southshits
fuck man i bet you all know that feeling when you can just barely remember what you're trying to remember but it just won't fully come back
all i can remember was that it included a finger pointing at something (lol)
I'm gonna have to remember this shit in my sleep and write it down tomorrow morning
>>71710969
>doesnt exist
try me, faggot. Fan since 2001
>>71710980
Okay thanks. I will have an look at it.
i like sam
>>71710977
>d*tch
Just as finished as Germany. When did Germanics go wrong?
>>71710969
Fuck you. The dodgers have done nothing to retain my loyalty.
>>71711016
>2001
Are you a literal babby
>>71711062
I was 7
>>71710012
One Drop Rule
>>71711040
Why don't you just embrace your faggotry and become an angels fan
what if i just dropped all my classes
hungry for meat
>>71708312
please spread your idea and show others your way dear german prophet
>go to class
>it's me and five other people, all of them are grilles
>nobody else
>it's 5 minutes before class
>decide to check my school email in case the class is cancelled
>it fucking is
>tell everyone else that class is canceled
Don't know how I wasn't too autistic to tell them, buds
So comment in the comment section below or click on the like button.
>>71711193
are you a girl?
>>71711122
You'll really regret it 7 years later.
>>71711288
No.
can someone explain what the FUCK is wrong with dollar coins? my friend refused free money cause it was golden dollars, he acted like theres some stigma around using them or something. He'd rather not have money than have gold/silver dollars. I love them they're really convenient. I don't go out of my way to get them but my dad gets them by the bag from the bank so he passes them on to me when he owes me money
>>71711297
>>71711193
kys weeb
what if i told you that sucking cock isn't actually gay unless you consider yourself homosexual
>>71711321
sounds like he has autism
>>71711375
Sounds pretty gay.
>>71711355
you're not jorge
>>71711322
>kissing you softly weeb
Fuck off
>white people
Shaking my head.
>>71711375
What if I told you liking women with feminine penises isn't gay
Trump signed an executive order proclaiming traps aren't gay.
>college is having a safety fair tomorrow
>they're giving out free snacks, and playing beer pong except with root beer
Should I go, lads? I do love me some root beer.
You're all a figment of my imagination.
>>71711421
*wypipo
http://www.strawpoll.me/12432742
http://www.strawpoll.me/12432742
Green text your day, I'll start:
>anhedonic state, at the edges of deep depression
>eventually roll out of bed before noon to void bladder
>boil water
>eat oatmeal using same dirty mug and fork for past four months
>rinse mug, make tea
>pop pills
>browse 4chan
I'm going to bathe before tomorrow.
>>71711455
>I do love me some mouth wash
>drumpf
>>71711513
wow that's so epic and depressed haha
pop them pills boy and stay neet xD
>>71711569
I'm employed.
>>71711450
traps were never gay
>>71711585
um why aren't u working then...
Traps are very gay
>traps were never gay
>>71711608
this
>>71711656
no
shut up
>>71711608
stay in your homo board
>>>/lgbt/
hmm...
>>71711521
hahahahahahahhaha i said drumpf instead of tr*mpf
get it
drumpf instead of tr*mp
that shows how up to date with politics and pop culture i am
i sure hope the 2% black girl in my aboriginal studies class notices me defending her from drumpf and lets me lick her vagina she doesnt have to do anything i just want to feel it
thank god shes only 2% black though i dont like black girls (not racist though)
>>71711638
Do you work seven days a week?
>>71711710
nice edit
>>71711726
no but it's not the weekend...
>>71711742
Any proofs this was edited? I've had a team of independent experts look at it and they concluded it was authentic.
>working on a project
>get to a hurdle, but manage to overcome it
>stop, happy with your progress
>come back to project later
>trying to overcome a new hurdle
>realize everything you did earlier was wrong
>now further back then you were before
i love it
>nice edit
>>71711780
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70565978/#70568101
>>71711819
t. gay
>>71711765
What's your point? I don't work a respectable profession where I go in nine to five, have specific time off every week or even have benefits.
>>71711466
hick detected
>>71711847
??
>>71711847
t. literal homo
>>71711518
Root Beer is literally the most delicious drink on this earth (possibly with the exception of Dr. Pepper, it's arguable). Root Beer is proof enough that there is a God.
>>71711908
>editing again
>>71711909
t. literal gay
>>71711873
wow...that's pretty fucking pathetic...up your work ethics
>be californian
>>71711998
Post your fucking cock.
>>71711956
They want to make me a manager in the place. I could never. It is assault enough on my dignity working in such place to begin with. I will be leaving soon anyways as it was only stop-gap employment.
>2016+7
>going into the archives from weeks ago to disprove your cocklust
>screenshoting posts
>>71712071
its not 2023 you retard
I love British:3
hmmm
>>71712071
>lusting over guys in skirts
>>71712032
are you that cafeteria guy who wanted to become campus police or some shit
>being a non /cum/ country
>>71712086
your retard
>>71712098
wow i never knew cali was so gay
post anime
>>71712109
No.
>>71712107
>guys in skirts
uh
if the skirts on it's a girl
>>71712146
i love anime
>>71712161
t. gay
this one's for you, dad.
Danke
worst part about college is i dont get to jerk off three times a day
>>71712183
dumb hamsterposter
>>71712195
t.californian (gay)
>>71712183
>>71712146
kys weeb samefag
>>71712205
delete this
if dubs I write my essay right NOW and if not I will jack off instead as planned
>>71712205
Janny wait don't kill him!
>>71712255
Get to it, anon.
saw 2 of my memes reposted in the last month lads
making it big time
>>71712234
t. gay for cocks
i'm
>>71712255
Double doubles. You have to write two essays and not jack off for a week.
if i were to get a 50 on this seven page paper on laundry detergent i need to write i could still pass this class pretty easily
>>71712255
PISS
I'm doing it though, I'm fuckin doing it NOW
really NEED a French gf ASAP
>doing an essay on laundry detergent
if dubs
you all die
>failing out of cs
>>71712205
Asian
>today, I will be explaining the practical uses of Dawn
In all seriousness tho, taking the socks off a girl's feet is really hot.
#1 rated A-Class experience. My personal recommendation and it should be one of you 2017 goals.
And with that I say good night and wish all of you a pleasant evening.
>>71707370
How to shave without cutting yourself?
>>71712473
Dawn is not for sex
more like the environmental implications
>>71712520
Buy a Philips OneBlade
It's seriously the best shit ever and I regret not having made the switch earlier
>>71712520
Use a dull razor until you get good at it.
GOTY
O
T
Y
wanker
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|
v
>>71712558
You said goodnight already, stop posting.
>>71712205
Where did you get this picture of me?
>>71712347
bit fat for my tastes desu. but i'd fuck her with her clothes on
>>71712574
>cel-shading in 2007+10
Nintendo was a mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8phswVveOzw
we must secure the survival of 10% of Europeans across the globe
>>71712656
they did cel shading back in 02, dummy
>>71712683
>posting more trash
nice argument
hej
the berserk game is p fun desu
I'm almost at my 2 hour limit and I'm not sure if it was worth $50 though
>>71712343
are you doing it laddo
>>71712683
>2002
>2017
>Nintendo hasn't improved in 15 years
Nintendo was a mistake
>>71712205
>tfw that's how my bf looks after I'm done with him
>>71712702
WW was pretty shitty
but then they made metroid prime
>>71712683
fug WW was so good. best Zelda game
>>71712769
t. pleb
Watching the new Steve
Pretty comfy
gunna eat sum supper
>>71712205
What if traps didn't have dicks, would liking traps still be gay?
THE ONLY GOOD NINTENDO GAME WAS MARIO SUNSHINE
>>71712787
whats the best one then?
inb4 OoT or MM normie choices
>>71712814
TP HD or OoS
>>71712805
>shooping out the butthole
y
>>71712745
t. tiny penor
>>71712739
I think Twilight Princess was my last Zelda game (owned it on Gamecube), and eventually I got the Skyward Sword years after. I was really surprised because the graphics looked much worse than both WW and TP.
Their systems aren't that cheap. How come they haven't improved visuals? It's just cell shade with a bit more smoothing now.
>>71712805
That's still a pretty terrible ass
>>71712814
oracle of seasons/ages top tier
>>71712840
very inappropriate for a blue board!!!
>>71712824
>>71712874
OoS is a respectable choice. You plebs are all right
>>71712925
new thread
>>71712882
>>71712940
bit early
mfw I visit a different liquor store out of one in 4000+ liquor stores in my area every time I go to refill, so the clerks and staff at those stores don't catch on to how much I drink
Nintendo is for gays