Me on Right Edition
happy birthday
burger friend
>>71684891
who
>>71684873
>he finishes in under ten seconds
>>71684917
some anon from us a has a birthday
i promised to remember it so im posting that image in every thread now for today
Spilled like 3/8s of a nyquil bottle in my bed
>>71684968
good job, butterfingers
this is an actual assignment for my freshman english class
>>71685081
>sheeeit mayne, why this shit so hard?
>>71685081
>1474845141698.png
>>71685145
>he doesnt randomize his filenames
>>71685158
>he would have failed the class
>tfw two intelijint to yews apostraphes
>>71685081
oh shit when is it due??
ðþ
hand up the abrams
Joseph "Fighting Joe" Wheeler
I think my brother is smoking weed with his gf next room
>>71685286
here, it's only been lightly used
>>71685334
tell your mom on him
>>71685340
no tire kickers
worked when parked
>>71685341
We're not kids anymore
Going to bed, take it easy
>>71685340
>first we Кaпитaлизм ycтaнoвить
>then we выпoлнить вce бoльшeвикaм
i have power fantasies time to work out
>>71685368
dumb cat poster
>>71685368
>Hoffenheim coke
wew, blue and white are the right color but it's the wrong club.
>>71685400
cat are superior being
dumb dogie poster
cant even take a shit without the owner
>>71685370
I'm the kind of guy who will never settle down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
for years I thought this was from Titanic
yep
>>71685585
>tfw no friends to stand in an alley with and drink cheap shitty beer while chatting the shit
>tfw no friends
>>71685592
>tfw I had friends to chat the shit with
>they all get gf's
>most get progressively more serious with gf's
>see them less and less
>still no gf
>now even less friends
>>71685706
Its time to grow up anon...
>>71685736
gib Finnish gf then
>>71685400
Fug off.
He has excellent tastes in cats.
is it real nigger hours yet
>>71685934
tis lit, f@m
>>71685427
Cats are ok but doggos are the ultimate pets
Don't want to go to work tbqhwyfam.
>>71686027
where do you work senpai?
>>71685788
Thats gonna cost you 144$
>>71686124
Deal
Not a fan of the blacks desu
>>71686103
Allianz
>>71686163
who would be?
i mean sure they are some ok black people but anyone who 'speaks'
ebonics is fucking trash tier
>>71686181
so you sell insurance, are you a good at jewing
>>71686202
One of anyone is basically fine
just too many of them fuckers these days
>>71686202
Yes I am okay at it, I just don't like doing it.
Sheeeeeeeit
>>71686269
yeah i would personally hate doing that kind of job.
i mean its almost lying, oversaturating (is that even ok to use that word in this context?) the need for an higher level of insurance.
Do you get payed by the hour or by per customer who bough it?
I wish I didn't need to listen to songs multiple times to decide if I like them or not
>>71686448
music would get old rly fast if this wasnt the case
>>71686467
yeah well I don't like it
>>71686332
Exactly why I'm not fond of it. I get an hourly salary, but we do make a little commission for sales as well
>Meet qt girl/boy
>they are always from Illinois
Explain yourselves burgers
>>71686833
>qt boy
what are you fucking gay?
>Finland is replying to himself again
>>71686967
No way man, im homosexual
>>71686996
yeah i have schizophrenia and my other persona is a flaming homosexual who has a fetish for american fatties
>>71687082
The fatter the hotter my Pekka :^)
dumb binns
>>71687420
hello ivan
STUPID binns
i hate latvian russians so fucking much
can someone pls genocide them?
retarded binns
qt binns
>>71687651
two utterly different terms
you cant be cute and a b*nn
>>71687714
leave them alone
hi where are the es?? :DDDD
>>71687717
No.
t. veteran of the binnish crusades
>>71687717
>>71687748
Stop fighting pls. There are plenty of bins for everyone, especially your waifus.
>>71687728
To-ril-la ta-va-taan
>>71687834
As long as I breathe I will bin every binn I see.
>>71687907
No thanks, we dont want to take your homes friendo.
>>71688000
rekt
>>71688000
Can't really take away it from us if it's yours from the start
>>71688072
Yet you live in them you fuggin raccoons :D
>>71688158
why are you calling yourself a racoon mr binn XX--DDDDD
>>71688191
Stop assuming my sexual identity reeeeee
>>71688230
youre under arrest ma'am
im so sorry you had to see this
I'm a fascist.
>>71689402
noice
just add eco for the extra cool
I don't want to go to school today
>>71689619
i can instead of you
im very smart
>>71689681
ok. you'll be working on my group project with my worthless teammates.
>>71689720
i good with people
what is the project about? diversiti?
why do i keep doing this to myself
fuck
>>71690601
doing what?
>>71690628
drinking heavily
>>71690650
why do you drink?
to escape?
>>71690650
The longer you drink heavy the harder it is to stop. You should take as long a break as possible. That shit can take over your life fast. I'm not saying quit but be mindful of moderation.
>>71690682
>>71690688
yes i escape my shit life
every time i quit the withdrawals are rworse
hate to think how bad they are going to be this time
>>71690790
tried psycodelics?
>>71690790
Well you know one improvement you can make. You can start from there if you want.
>Mexican friend visited me in NY
>she asks me what time the trains stop running
>proudly inform her that they run 24/7
Friendly reminder that NY is and always will be the best and most relevant city in the US.
>>71690888
no but i want to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDogM2fHPg
>>71690940
new york is a shithole full of hipsters and niggers
>>71690997
This is most correct. You also failed to mention that corrupt leadership is making it a criminal haven again.
>>71690997
Finland? Is that even a real country?
>>71691058
doont make fun of funland
>>71690997
regards english teacher in ja pan
>>71691105
I'm a tourist, Pekka.
>>71691144
have fun in japan, WEEB
>>71691144
t. john-san
>all these foreigners in my /cum/
Stop! Thisis not your /cum/!
>>71691322
when all the cum' are asleep we take over
*offers refugee status to none /cum/ posters*
DOES YOUNG METRO TRUST YOU
>tfw you hanvet made any prgoress on rubber dinghy rapids in awhile
allah shall not be smiling on me
/cum/ is a sleep.
>>71691420
ive been a refugee here for two weeks now
pls dont deport me
>>71684937
my birthday is tomorrow, please do the same for me
Excuse my charisma, vodka with a spritzer
Swagger down pat, call my shit Patricia
Young Money militia, and I am the commissioner
You don't want start Weezy, 'cause the F is for Finisher
>>71691731
Is this a 'ganguro'
>>71691830
I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to
What I had to do, had to run from you
I'm in love with you, but the vibe is wrong
>>71691731
Absolute vapid crap.
>>71691572
*deports u*
Heh, nothing personnel, friendo.
>>71691882
Prove to me right now you are actually Japanese.
>>71691882
stop
stop dropping these sick beats right now
>>71692028
That's what I FuCkInG tHoUgHt!
How does one fix their sleep schedule?
First let me hop out motherfucking Porsche
Ion want her if that ass don't sit like a horse
I be balling on these niggas got me feeling like sports
Dash got so much wood I could build me a fort
>>71692255
coffee, and slowly 2-3 hours a day
what did he mean by this?
literally nothing wrong with cuckposting
>>71692531
*cucks you*
>>71692495
He's pointing out the fact Islam is a shit religion.
>>71692531
>circa 2000
>everybody happy and excited for future
>present day
Where did it all go wrong?
>>71692495
>a religion of submission
But that's literally what Christianity and Judaism is as well?
>>71692615
Good argument. NOT!
>>71692609
Had mass social media not been invented, these special snowflakes would still be just that, a small, silent minority which can't influence anyone.
Sadly, people believe what they read on the internet, and these fuckers spamming their SJW messages have managed to convert some part of the population.
I really wished we were living in the 1950-60s. Other than the cold war, it was really a glorious era of discovery for everyone an where actually oppressed minorities were protesting for rights they deserved.
>>71692615
Rasheed
>>71692766
I know you're memeing but it's objectively true. All three of the semitic religions are about submission, but to varying degrees.
>>71692585
*telecucks behind u*
>>71692615
>Christianity
Not really. Islam is about carrying out the will of God while Christianity is about just being a good person. Catholicism is about submission to the church, though.
>>71693252
>This kills the thread
>>71693762
This post killed the thread.
>>71693252
Islam is about allahu ackbar.
Christianity is about a hippie who could cheat death but not cut his hair.
Catholism is about submission. Fagit.
>>71693905
>jesus
>long hair
Deep
too afraid to grow my beard out
Hey guys I hope you like this rage comic I just made
>>71692615
No you retarded proxynigger Islam literally means submission in arabic
Why is this ok?
>>71694198
Has he made any documentaries recently? Been outta the loop
>>71694262
It's Oy Vey
>>71694284
Are they saying that we should gas the Middle East?
>>71693971
He's talking about Sampson you philistine.
>>71694284
I don't believe so
>>71694262
Only rich people can make movies, jews are naturally rich.
>>71694262
Jews are top tier creative types. High IQ and industrious folk. It's too bad they're scum.
THIS THREAD IS ANOTHA SHOAH
>>71694465
Spot the jew
>>71694972
I'm a radical centrist. It's my religion.
>memes to relate to if you're extra AF
Jesus fucking christ
>>71695188
You're a meme.
>>71695398
>mfw cultural relativists
>God gave his only begotten son to the world
>>71695931
Jesus is a woman and gOD don't real you dumb fundie
t. reddit pro
>>71695995
Well your well entitled to your opinion Mr reddit even if it isn't true
So when does Gen Z begin?
im back from work /cum/
good night
Poop in pants
>>71697377
gn bud
Hey fellow wage cucks, how's your Monday going?
It's already noon which is nice. And I'll take my lunch at 1. And another meeting at 2. Then drop 3-2 I'll just finish up whatever I need to do and browse the Internet probably from 4-5
>NEETs make up for 20% of /cum/ posters
>>71697655
More like 80%
The naked chicken chalupa is coming off the menu
I'm 32 and considered a millennial
>>71697826
what did he mean by this
*colonises*
*blocks your arteries*
Yum
>>71697948
It's a thing at taco bell
>lesbians
my dream is to meet a bisexual girl thats a cock virgin in my mid 20s and marry her
>gays
lesbian bed death
>>71698454
(((lesbian))) (((bed))) (((death)))
>>71698407
Most beta thing I've ever seen
>>71698536
Wrong
>>71698536
Whats beta about wanting to start a family? The dream is only because no normal straight girl is a virgin in her 20s
>>71685281
*takes away their human status*
beautiful
take the bogpill
>>71697162
Mid 90s to early 00s and I think it stops around 2010/2015 but they probably won't be relevant to the identity politics until 2020ish
>>71699007
We wuz bogs and shiet
hello hello
>>71697162
1995
>>71699097
yo yo
wtf i love mexico now
>>71699175
ayy hows it hanging bud
>>71684873
shitposting in public is stressful
>>71699242
got me some rice cakes and cheese ready to go
>>71699237
>raped her sister
Fucking Mexicans wtf
why are normies so hot lads
did they ever prove that 9/11 didn't happen?
>>71699301
ready to go for what?
>>71697162
>>71699050
>>71699139
I thought gen z are people born 2000+ right now.
>>71699437
no.
>>71685081
is this freshman pre-school lmao
>>71699425
Get this
I'm gonna take this here rice cake
and unwrap this here slice of cheese
put the slice of cheese right on the rice cake
throw that suck in to the microwave for 5 seconds
and then eat it
>>71699656
SHEEEEIIIIIIIT
whats a rice cake
>>71693252
like clockwork
>>71692495
Islam literally means submission
>>71699701
a very low calorie snack
>>71699849
oooo i know these
mum used to buy them all the time, didnt like them personally
>>71699701
Like Rice Krispies without the sugar
I'm not sure if you have those there
>>7170100
/firsttry/
>>71700400
>off by 64 million>>71700400
>>71700400
nice script tard >>71700000
we got a herd of nigger cattle
So political correctness won and the niggers got their Oscar.
Nice.
so heres my ultimatum
>>71701253
kill yourself
>>71701320
i accept
what type of college degree do I need to become president of video games
>>71701477
poli sci
Canada>Mexico>>>>>>>America
Aint that roit lads
*Hawaiian slide guitar music starts playing*
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
Top 5. US Cities:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Baltimore
4. Toronto
5. Kansas City
>>71701801
>t. Youngstown
There are cities called Riga and Livonia in the US
thanks
>>71701652
wow the janny knew that this concept was too dangerous....
he saw the potential...
>>71701864
your welcome
>>71702153
>licking a boy's asshole sweat
jannnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy is a gay traaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
Mormons?
Wow cum was really slow today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E
>>71702653
why do white people get guilt tripped into supporting civil rights? they should only support it when it's pragmatic to do so, like if blacks are threatening to revolt or something.
>>71703058
feel bad for slavery + they've been affluent for a few decades so they don't have problems of their own anymore and must focus on the problems of others
>>71703948
>>71703948
well lads?
donde esta mi caraposter
quiero que me revientes el culito
>>71704284
stupid fucking caraposter
do you ever feel like laying down and never getting up again
>>71704405
most days
who /chen/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
>>71704507
DONT FUCKING HONK
where can I read the news for usa/canada ?
>inb4 post truth fake media
>>71704640
Our news is shit best ally. Most newspapers require subscriptions nowadays so idk to be honest since i dont like the news
>>71704640
Toronto Sun
>>71704640
CBC is the most impartial mainstream news outlet in North America, but they have a slight establishment/globalist bias
>>71704640
tucker carlson
>>71704712
good post
>>71704894
bad post
>>71704738
STOP BEFORE I NUKE CANADA!
the toronto sun is the daily mail of Canada
avoid
>>71705056
wrong
>retarded maymay edition
What did they mean by this?
>>71705165
thats exactly what is it
the comments sections is filled with cringy baby boomers complaining about trudeau and equalisation payments
>/cum/
>still full of /shit/ posting
LMAO
>>71705197
Make the next one anime edition
>>71705258
soy griego
bro, int has been shit in every general nothing new
Wish I had a qt feminine Canadian bf to snuggle up with in bed
I'm napping in my office to avoid using up my sick days. I do this so I can spend more time traveling. I'm hoping to visit Mexico City this spring.
>>71705258
Why are you on 4chan when you should be PAYING DENBTS
>>71705314
H-hello...
>>71705371
Be my bf :3 I love canadians
*hugs you tightly*
>>71705592
*hugs you back*
>>71705640
my dicks diamonds atm lad
>>71704712
>>71704894
>>71704957
they're all boring, I just want some hot controversial shit
>>71705752
coming right up
http://www.yourwardnews.ca/
havin sum juice
>>71705982
What kind?
>>71705996
apple
>>71704894
you're retarded
>>71706158
Kinda.
>stepdad spent a year bitching about me not having a job
>finally got a job
>have had it for a month
>now he's bitching that I need to get a full time job instead
>already giving them one of my paychecks every month plus paying for all of my food, etc. for myself
>he expects me to be giving more
>while I also have to try to save money for my future
I want to try moving back to Ohio on my own around April/May but I don't have any credit and I don't know if I'd build enough in the next few months to be able to get my own apartment.
Maybe the cunt's heart will give out before then.
>>71706349
are you his wife's son?
captcha: Pleas STOP
>>71706349
Just tell your stepdad to FRICK OFF
>>71706387
are you dumb
>>71706413
he used to be in the army and he's bigger than me and an incredibly hostile piece of shit and he'd probably love a reason to hit me so I don't think that's a good idea
>>71706349
>Black people
>no dads
>white people
>5 step dads/uncle is your dad
>brown people
>lmaooing at the rest for being unable to run a proper family
*yells at everyone to shut up*
>you will never be ohio-anon's best friend and be there to support him as he goes through a tough time
>>71706635
I have 1 dad and 2 moms, so fuck off.
>>71706687
And 10 step siblings with 20 half siblings of their own as well i assume lmao
the fug is this shit
https://memeinsider.co/release/ken-bone-legend-interview-january
>>71706470
tell me what county you are in so i can visit you
>>71706671
Beat it, Lars
>>71706782
broward
>>71706349
well, that's exactly what you deserve for being an anime autist
>>71706830
fuck thats south florida
i was thinking up by daytona beach
gonna start on my essay about detergent lol
>>71706856
wtf man , rude
>>71706988
what detergent?
>>71706907
north florida is too good for us
Nothing like an afternoon of raucous hard work to make ye feel like a man
Had a good pee buds
>>71705784
well that was some silly forced alex jones tier shit.
yeth
>>71707370
new thread
>>71707248
very cute kot