/cum/ Canada US Mexico

>he isn't Lutheran

>>71682635
THICC

>>71682635
why is this legal

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>>71682652
>he is

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>>71682652
>I'm a Lutheran

>>71682635
I can see its oversized pores

Ha I fooled all of you nerds, I'm not part of any specific branch of Protestantism. Most Slavs here are Baptists.

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>Baptists

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Reminder that we UberGeorgians are the only thing protecting you from Florida Man

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>caraposting

>>71682712

theres at least 12 states acting as a buffer zone between here and florida

>>71682712
did she die

>>71682722
She's fine.

Gonna impregnate a French-Canadian girl one day desu

>>71682728
they remind me of my childhood

M O R M O N S

>>71682712
My high school teachers spent their lunches looking at the recently arrested people in the newspaper for students they used to have

>>71682734
Send your son to private school

>Be Californian
>Smell VERY bad

>>71682750
true tbvh

>be south dakotan
>go weeks without bathing and worship corn

>be other 49 "states"
>smell worse than Californians

>>71682734
It'll never happen.
Trust me.

>>71682748
I'll move to a red state and buy him a gun.

>>71682733
>>71682733
>>71682733

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Really though why does Florida have the most common weird crimes in Murka?

>>71682766
>most spics in the country
>thinks his is the nicest smelling

nope!

>>71682766
t. tyrone yang smith-gonzalez

what is moonlight even about?

I dont remember hearing about it at all

>>71682767
I know. Probably not gonna be together anymore after we graduate.
>>71682782
I don't know. I also never heard about it. Didn't watch the Oscars either.

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OHHHH! Lonesome Me!

>>71682782
Basically one of the subplots from The Wire

>>71682771
Which red state?

White people smell like cheese.

I come to ask for that image of Sweden about Klara and Sven having Simon a Kenyan immigrant father their son.

What do americans think of pennsylvania?

Reminder that white people basically invented the ancient world as well as the modern world

>>71682802
wh*tes love cheese

>>71682806
Comfy but Philly should be firebombed

>>71682806
most widely respected state and we pretty much all agree it's the best place to live

>>71682806

philly is a shithole

the amish are weird people

Steelers fans are douchebags

>>71682806
Lancaster a shit

>>71682789
Me neither I just watched Jack and Rich Evans play Berserk
>>71682817
Very pure

>>71682818
daily reminder you haven't done anything other than masturbate watchig japanese cartoon pedo porn.

>>71682806
2nd most American state full of hard working (((union))) members and Amish cunts

The cities should be firebombed

>>71682805
Oh my

>>71682806
PENISsylvania is good

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>>71682799

>mfw you're not wrong

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Hi

>>71682869
Heyo

>>71682869
Hello my indian brother.

tfw we're the one general that doesn't have an anime op

Guys did Yellowstone blow up or something I don't understand this shitposting

Blacks should be wiped out and white people should be sent to repopulate Africa. This would solve overpopulation and make Africa nice.

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It's official

The only threads I can make that are remotely popular are generals

>>71682869

>It's an Aryan episod

>>71682883
If Yellowstone blew up you'd fuggin know about it

They're just being faggots because that's Australia's national pastime

Let's start a cult!

>>71682886
That's what happened in The Man in the High Castle

>>71682883
It will, very soon.

>>71682914
*joins The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints*

>>71682823
Sarcasm?>>71682830

>>71682883
Every few years there is a meme that Yellowstone is going to blow soon, wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA.

It's literally "end of the mayan calendar" or "01/01/00" tier.

>>71682935
no

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>>71682635
>tfw you will never put your penis inside a vagina without paying
>tfw no girl will ask you to fuck her while you hold her in your arms
>tfw your parents have never told you ,but you know that they are disappointed on you because you have never brought a girl home
>tfw you are afraid they suspect that you are gay when you are not
>tfw you realize at your 24 years old, that you are LITERALLY and evolution failure
how do you cope with this feel lads?

>>71682935
Didn't mean to reply to the second anon.

>>71682933
*clears throat*

>>71682953
you do know the sole purpose of life isn't to fuck right?

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Submit yourself to your local Iowan bull today

>>71682961
Literally wrong. Humans exist to breed.

>>71682937
>wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA
The ash would cover the Rust Belt, the northeast, and most of the Great Plains

>>71682971
says who

>>71682961
Well technically it is.

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>>71682961
fucking is LITERALLY the purpose of life amerifriend

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>Frigate, Lost
>Group 1, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 2, Reinforced
>Destroyer, Lost
>Group 2, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 3, Assigned
>Group 3, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>"We have come to trade xD"

>>71682978
Nature

>>71682953
realize that none of that crap matters

>>71682998
nature says you have to fuck to fulfill your purpose in life?

>>71683013
The purpose of life is to pass on your genes.

had sex in public lads

got invited to a fivesome where i'm the only dude lads

LADS

>>71683023

I dunno, one of em has a big hole where the knee would be

>>71683025
Good on ya mate!

>>71682953
At least you aren't a virgin and dumb

>>71683025
gz

>>71683023
Says who? Why is that the purpose of life?

>>71683030
lolllllll

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>>71683025

>Lying
>On the internet

>>71683039
No breeding = no life, unless you can reproduce via budding

>>71683048
mate you aren't breeding right now and you're alive

>>71683053
speak for yourself lad

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>>71682987

Ayyyyyyy

>>71683053
If you can call that living

I have the urge to impregnate a woman

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>lads

>>71682635
When you're American and someone asks you which bordering countries you like the most
>pic related

>>71683069
How did you acquire this photograph of me?
>>71683078
Nice pic desu

>>71683068
Same haha

>>71682817
fucking fagget, you're posting this wemb everywhere, STAP

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Alright buds I'm going to bed
Good night

>>71683113
Goodnight qt

>>71683138
2017*

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>>71683138
Are you Orange County

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>>71683165

the only good communist is a dead communist

>>71682953
perhaps by not giving a damn? although it is fairly certain many people have told you this, there are far worse thing that what you're complaining about. If you simply suck at getting a girl, well, what can i say? just forget about it altogether. Nowadays it's ind of difficult to find a good wife material because either you're a complete moron for not being part of the large group of people that indulge in watching incredibly stupid tv shows or football all day long or your ain't like getting wasted? nah you boring n shiiiiieeet. Just focuse your energy and attention on something else and try to enjoy as much as possible, besides, judging y how things have been unfolding thus far it is likely shit will shit the fan soon and bringing kids to this world to go through that shit is somehting i wouldn't consider nice, i mean packs of brayans and kevins going around when the price of gas increase again and the regular things a taco has to deal with on a regular basis, not to mention that AMLO's shadow is upon us and it is sure a fuck things will get sick as fuck because). Just chill out dude.

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>>71683138
workers of the world unite
>>71683227
cuck

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>>71683189
You haven't answered my question

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>>71683239

gas yourself, pinko

>replying to a 20 minute post
absolute STATE of this general

https://twitter.com/Superior_to_God/status/835564912223092737


What did they mean by this

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I'm pretty drtunk.
Where's baja????

>>71682953
>how do you cope with this feel lads?
Drinking

>>71683253
mormons?

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>>71683263

I was gonna post that

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>>71683263
huh...

>>71682953
Why do spanish speaking countries always confuse "on" and "in"?

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>>71683240

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>roleplaying as commies and uncle sam
the fuck lads

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>>71683259
>Journal entry February 2017 AD
>darkies still subhuman

>>71683301
Why do Americans act like subhumans?

>>71683301

fucking nignogs

Cornball brotha got HEEMd fair and square then they had to jump in

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>>71683301

>>71683321
capitalism

>>71683321
niggers

>>71683321
those aren't americans, they're californians

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>>71683330
Is that you Castro junior?

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>those aren't americans, they're californians

>>71683360
t. california
>>71683349
castro did nothing wrong

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>those aren't americans, they're californians

saw a guy vaping in my uni the other day

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>CALIFORNIA ACTUALLY EXISTS

71683368
sinaloa with another spectacularly shitty post

mom's spaguetti

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>>71683388

>>71683368
first ok post in a while

>>71683400
blacks have been in america for hundreds of years, theyre more american than you'll ever be

>>71683376
theres a guy I see
I shit you not,
walking around in a trenchcoat and fedora and vaping, while being fat

is superbad /ourmovie/ ?

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>corn 'people' actually exist

>>71683295
I personally find it kind of complicated to actively think which one to use every time considering the little difference it makes in most cases, on 4chan I just use what sounds more natural.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>71683410
No, this is.

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>>71683432

>>71683410
yes
>>71683432
KILL ME I LIVE IN NEW YORK

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That one Mexican poster that thinks it's human, pathetic

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>>71683442
But I dont live in New york

>>71683457
shameful

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just collected this image

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>>71683444
Mexicans confirmed subhuman.

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just collected this image

>be south dakota
>most people think mt rushmore is in ND

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>>71683507
lol so true

>>71683500
lol fatass

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>leaf talking about subhumans

>>71683502
Anzu is so hot

>>71683517
delete this

he's chubby, not a fatass

>>71683507

i always thought it was in California for some reason.

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>>71683502
love this meme

>>71683531
>Queerbec
don't type at me

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when you finna be shot fr fr

>>71683301
I ain't even mad at the first guy helping his dumb ass friend who's getting heem'd, I'd do the same myself desu but then other 6 or 7 guys jump in like baboons and even beat a girl up.

wtf niggers?

>>71683548
>connecticut
>entire state serves as bedroom community for NYC

ah yes

>>71683572
>montreal
>entire area serves as one of many "wow Canada is fucking gay" locations in the country

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boo

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>connecticut banter

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>>71683609

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>Quebecois intelligence

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>autism flag posts

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1 2 3 commit suicide with me

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>>71683662
ok

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>Mexicans actually think they aren't subhumans
wew

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>not having autism flags

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>>71683668
Down the stream not across the river, alternatively look for a strong wrope

>posts edgy pic with filthy criminals
nice statement bro

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>edgy
>>>/r/eddit

>>71683718


wooooow, so deeep.

stay woke.

>>71683718

>mudkip

gen 3 isnt out yet

GOD, what a fucking idiot

>>71683741
>>>/b/

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>insult mexico
>USA defends them

every time

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wow.......

proving my point underage

Literally hate all of you.

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Characters that are literally you

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>u-underage
wew, isn't the next standard plebbit reply "go back to /pol/"?

>>71683804
thats not very nice now is it?

you belong more to /b/, also you post the same shit every thread

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>replying to the leaf /pol/ster

how dumb are you anon?

@71683837
well he IS mexican

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGouV7BXcMU

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>>71683806

Honestly Cortez is a faggot for not killing all of them.

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>his beans are thoroughly rustled

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>>71683806

>>71683883
what is that?

>>71683892
alex jahans

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>>71683892
literally me

>>71683892
Average white male circa 2017

>>71683867
>cortez killing indians
>literally the first white man to fuck an amerindian
>he jailed a fellow conquistador for slaving indians

Cortez was the first mexican, his remains are actually here.

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I found a webm of Ohio

Anyone else suffer from Visual Snow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=800f9UNiF4Y

Watch this video, clears it up for a couple dozen seconds and everything looks crisp as fuck. If you have regular eyesight count yourself lucky the difference is pretty stark

>>71683971
Weird part of youtube again.

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>>71683806

Good night /cum/

>>71683944
dont bully ohio

>>71683971
never bothered me, sometimes makes a nice show when i'm trying to sleep

>>71683971

>having weird diseases

eewwww

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>>71684012

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>Pah-wraith story arc

>>71684032
me as the loli

>>71683971
stop doing acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penis Fart Poop Pee Vagina Scoongoop

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
High quality post

Low quality post
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

mormons

poo poo
pee pee
caca
penis
vagina
sex
boobies
butt

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>>71684083

My theme song when I enter a building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ

>>71683919
He's a fag.

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I think i might kill myself tonight lads

I can't handle the pressure of college anymore and my grades are displaying it (straight D's), but my parents believe I'm doing fantastic, I would be disowned if I dropped out

Life is constant stress and I don't think I can deal with it anymore

help

mediterranean style triscuit crackers SUCK

>>71684115
You should have gone to trade school.

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>>71684119
>triscuit crackers

>>71684115
Leave this Vietnamese website for a few days mate.

gimme a (me)

>>71684136
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FYC: 71684136

Shan't be doing that.

>>71684115
>lads
Goodbye anon.

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AAAAHHHH I JUST WANTED TO SLEEP

>>71684139
thx

>>71684147
basically counts so thanks

somebody once told me the world is gonna troll me..

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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nighty night cumsies

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

>>71684175
Goodnight

>>71684115
your grades don't matter

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>Nation viewed as the biggest threat
I guess Trump has cemented this viewpoint.

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don't miss me lads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

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>>71684199
when you're trying to transfer from a CC to a business school they do

>>71684260
being the protector of the world is a thankless job

>>71684260
us a
biggest thread to finland
hu-e
its the ryssa who scared most of us (not me im strong)

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>>71684260

>spain
>australia
>germany
>mexico
>columbia
>binland
>norway

Anyone want to go to Belarus with me?

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Belarusian%20Military.swf

>>71684297
My favourite is Ukraine, I bet that cunt changed their choice after 2014, lel.

>>71684260
Fear is a good motivator.

>>71684260
>ukraine sees US as biggest threat
shitty propaganda

goodnight fags

goodnight cunts

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today one of your burgers has a birthday
dont forget

>>71684352
May you have infinite nightmares.

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>going to bed before RNH

time to sleep

>>71684342
It's quite old. I believe the question was also 'who is the biggest threat to global peace' or something along those lines.

Sending more bad waves to you guys.

>>71684317
>being surprised by any one of those

Why?

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>tfw every housemate has a gf/bf except for you

>tfw they're all curled up together snuggling in bed 15 feet away and you're shitposting on /int/

;__;

>>71684417
get off /int/ and steal their gf

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>>71684447

>Fucking over /r9k/: The Housemate now that he's finally found a gf after he's given you free vodka like a bro
>Current year

I'm lonely, but nowhere near that lonely.

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>>71684417
This >>71684447

Mounting one of them with your penis erect will establish your dominance.

>>71684483
hmm, i see
you might have to resort to some normalfag methods like grindr

>>71684483
want my girl breh?

>>71684317
germans are retarded.
I understand when people say the US should stop fucking with middle eastern shitholes, because they flood our countries afterwards and are the grounds on which terrorism grows.
Yet I can't agree with them when they talk shit like "hurr fat dumb burgers so racist" etc. "gun loving bible humpers". They pretend to be open minded but irl most normies seem to be just ignorant and dumb.

>autism filename leaf
could never stand that faggot. I dont think that retard ever posted anything interesting once.

I was a little worried after finding out I was bisexual, but currently dating a guy now and I love it. Probably will marry a girl eventually, but for now at least I'm happy where I am

>>71684563
>>71684502
samefag

>>71684574
Retard

>Euro proxy leaf
could never stand that faggot. I dont think that retard ever posted anything interesting once.

>>71684597
asian

*holds you down and sharts on your head*

>>71684609
You upset?

i had a dream where i had gf (;_;)
we would whisper into each others ears and be in some sort of leg lock
and we would go into some mental state of 2 brains working together
and she could at least access my memories, i did not try to access her
and then things start to get fucked my blanket starts getting pulled and im like ok time to wake up, and i wake up

maybe too much asmr

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*looks for canadian image with autistic filename*
>all of them are
>even the ones without images

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Time for new names

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>>71684678

>my name isnt even on the list

>>71684678
Okay

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>>71684635
Absolutely heart-broken. Why did you stop proxy-posting again?

>>71684678
The name's Love

Colt Love

>>71684678
not giving you my initials dataminer

>>71684700
Colt Love Jr to be exact
*tips fedora*

TOS > TNG > DS9 > ENT > VOY

>>71684678
Rance Crawford

>>71684706
As if I'd want your empty bank account and terrible credit
Pshaw

>>71684678
>tfw I'm not Chad Dickens

>>71684732
Needs a power gap between those last two.

>>71684678
Oakley Goodnight is a terrible name.

>>71684698
You upset

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>>71684745
>thinking i have credit

>>71684751
You're correct.

>>71684768
Hence the pshaw
Here's a pfft too

>>71684678
http://westwing.wikia.com/wiki/Joe_Quincy

inderesding...

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>>71684756
Naw, I rest soundly knowing I beat you in chess.

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1 more minute boys

>>71684809
Fake news

>>71684852

bad post

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>>71684846
Almost heemed you a second time but I let the king have too many moves ending up with a stalemate.

>>71684859
thanks

>>71684873
>>71684873
>>71684873
New

>>71684869
Thas rite