/brit/

>ethnic food

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Having a little drinkypoo

hi

>>71499459
>not in Hindi

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BRITS HELP ME
How do i beat this leftists argument?

>>71499503
ari'

kai-zar not cee-zar

>>71499519
tell them about birthrates and immigration

Toenails keep falling off since Ive gotten into trail running

>>71499519
you can't, because what you're arguing is wrong to begin with

>>71499503
Saw you by the grape and olive the other day, you're quite ugly lol

>>71499568
t.turk

>>71499512
They don't use toilets anyways

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>make a delicious meal
>burn my tongue on the first bite and can barely taste the rest

>>71499591
post bunda

>>71499519
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Sweden

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Chowdahr not shawdare

>>71499526
stuck enjoying student life whilst being bored at the same time constantly but don't want to be a wageslave, u?

>>71499588
haha I saw you near toys 'r us

you're a fucking manchild

>>71499519
Swedens Expert on Islamophobioa joins ISIS
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/251905/swedens-multicultural-center-expert-islamophobia-daniel-greenfield

Sweden Admits to censoring anti immigration
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiUnpbhoqTSAhUFOsAKHbldBx0QFgg3MAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fwikileaks%2Fstatus%2F688999781193117696%3Flang%3Den&usg=AFQjCNHeuQwr4tTrzA2_ycNFGbqyoGfDLQ&sig2=nS_ylE-PyK1sAgjp0N0Qpg

Sweden Rape capitol of the world
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Rape-rate

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*shifts the Overton window*

going to bed see you tomoz xx

cant roll a joint the weed just fucking falls out

>>71499705
get a rolling machine lad

lads /luso/ and /lat/ are dead mind if i join

>>71499705
never had a hardcore drug like that desu

/brit/ is open to all

What's a decent Android phone that's like £150-£200

>>71499731
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR

>>71499722
its cuz ur a runt m8

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>>71499717
of course but you might never leave

nice whats happening today fellas

>>71499746
LEAFS AND YANKS ARE WELCOME HERE

>>71499742
iphone 5s

Can we have a /brit/ awards thread tonight please?

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>>71499771
>iphone

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me in the radical center

>>71499777
with those digits we can have even more sweetie ;)

anything good on the telly lads

>we're all immigrants

How do you refute this "argument"

>>71499742
>>>/g/spg

Whats next on the agenda for milo paedopolous?

All memeing aside. What the fuck is wrong with niggers?

>>71499809
stop sweetieposting hue

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>>71499803
i judge girls who don't have iphones and i expect they do the same

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... Asian guy hanging round me near the tills .... Hummm ??? .

>>71499777
im ready for it. Raked in the (you)s yesterday which might be the highest (you) hall of february 2017

>>71499818
tell em brazil is fucking shite

I see Simon Stone has written his daily Man Utd article. I do feel thou that 3 articles at the same time about Shrek is just not enough. Come on BBC need at least 2 more and a few on Mourinho aswell as the latest on the Tea lady and the Kitman. Remember other clubs do not exist BBC!

>>71499730
Northern Ireland is not on Great Britain therefore not technically british, it's northern irish.
sorry sweetie
x

Webm of the MP doing a dab in PMQs earlier?

>>71499777
On /tv/ pls
Think /mu/ is too elitist

>>71499818
by pointing out that you're not an immigrant

>>71499821
he's publishing his book

>>71499850
ireland is British territory m8

>>71499840
tim doesnt like multiculturalism and the EU

bloody dpd

>>71499810
Dinner Date on ITV Be

>>71499705
howling at you manual rolling mugs
it's 2017 get a rolling machine

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so what books you lot reading then?

really overcooked the turkey
chewing it is very tough, probably good for the jawline though tbf

>brit awards
No thank you, I think I'll keep my third eye open.

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>>71499850
The British Isles

got called hitler today lads

>>71499873
then why don't you own it?

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>>71499873

reading books are for nerds ngl

>>71499818
a lot of immigration that defined the racial and ethnic makeup comes from conquests and invasions and that my ancestors only got here by killing everybody else

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>>71499895
Nothing atm, but excited for this when it comes out

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
DEGREDATION
SOME CHEATING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CATCH MY WIFE BREEDING

>>71499887
Abysmal patter from that narrator

>>7149989
lol

>>71499716
>>71499893
only tarts do that

>>71499895
the hypnotic brain
pretty good, little bit dry though

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>71499873
>yes, indeed I do engage in wide generalizations to prove my nation's dominance over another one.

got called mussolini today lads

>emails with emoji in the subject
shan't read

>>71499922
lets be honest, your ancestors were slaves who got cucked by the invaders

>>71499915
we do

we're renting it out

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>>71499915
we do

>>71499917
nothing worse than a plastic p*ddy

>>71499967
>plastic
Excuse you. My passport and the country in which I live would disagree with you. Even Big Ian knew he was Irish first and foremost.

>>71499959
Anglos have cucked and starved potatos for centuries

>>71499965
owning a corner of it isn't the entire island you retard

>>71499924
dangerous... to children

want to order a takeaway but it's not prime takeaway time

>>71499906
okay, I can settle on that as it's a geographic term for an archipelago.

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>trying to call in sick to work
>they implemented a new "automated system" to handle sick calls
>the login to the website doesn't work
>call the hotline number and some pajeet answers

Is Milo on the spectrum lads

My name is Judge

>>71500011
Look at your flag. Is it Irish?

Irish are just British and Ulster Slaves anyways

>Milo
>Gay and pedophile
Wow what a surprise

>>71500033
what takeaway

>>71500040
we're not your 'lads'

>>71500037
say his mum's curry gave u the sharts

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>hairdresser moves
>have to go to a new one
>go without wearing contacts
>got JUSTed up without realising
ANJA WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME

>>71499958
▶⏩⏭⏯◀

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>>71499605

>>71500059
>pedophile
foy

My name is

>c*tholic
>is a pedophile


Really makes you think

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>>71500050
Look at the flag on Belfast City Hall right this second to see exactly who this land belongs to. Oh wait.

>>71500063
paki pizza™

>>71500097
I thought he was jewish

In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.

>>71500000

Judge my name

>>71500104
who gives a fuck what's on belfast city hall you mad taig

>>71500097
>gay
>Catholic
pick one.

*looks at Kencora and does a think of my own*

Look on any map of the british isles you stupid cunt

We must shut down Guantanamo bay it's so cruel

*watches as inmates commit terror acts across the world*

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>>71500153
donts sowt at me

Is

>>71500144
>The City Hall of the capital city of a "British" country doesn't fly the British national flag
BOY WHAT A BRITISH COUNTRY THAT MUST BE, EH BUD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf-agZNtY00
Mum just gave me a little pep talk

Ready to fucking deck every cunt ITT

grep

put WAY too much garlic on that meal
breath reeks

>>71500037
you must work at a big place

>>71500155
Racist!

>>71500155
what happened to a fair trial and innocent before guilty

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>>71500147
>gay


pretty catholic to me m8

Is u/heknarf ITT?

figured out that ironically agreeing with anti-Trump shillposts and posting an accompanying image that really makes people think is a lot more fun than arguing with them

>>71500013
yeah
my mam has an anglo name even though both her parents were irish

>>71500215
>He says while England's biggest Protestant denomination is actively fighting to force gay marriage into the church

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>mfw catholics try to pretend corporal punishment in protestant schools and churches is as bad as molestation in theirs

>>71500258
They literally just rejected the bill. Are you not right in the head gaytholic

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/26/pope-francis-says-christians-should-apologise-to-gay-people

>>71500297
WTF i hate the archbishop of canterbury now

comeon it's 2017 ffs

>>71500215
pretty dumb comic considering irish people always say they aren't british

Sounds like I might have to go downstairs and stop the dad and the uncle from killing each other again lads

>>71500321
wheres your trip, mon

do paddies secretly wish they were anglos

I'm thinking this is the case

>>71500297
>there was a bill in the first place
LMAO PROTESTANTS

>>71500335
>>71500362

https://www.ncronline.org/blogs/distinctly-catholic/pope-francis-champions-refugees-and-migrants
oy vey fellow christians

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>>71500040
>lads
Nós somos garotos ou rapazas, a tí, brasuca macaco.

>>71500321
do not show me ribena's posts at this time

>>71500296
>corporal punishment
why is this so bad

cane around the knuckles, no long term damage and will keep little shits in check

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Reminder

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>>71500382
reminder the pope kisses black peoples feet like a cuck

>>71499895
love that shampoo brand

can't seem to find it here

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dwelling on that time i tripped at the door of costa whilst i was leaving, sending my coffee flying, me face flat, and the staff gawking from behind.

>>71500405
Reckon a wallop across the arse is better than knuckles 2bh, point gets across but it doesn't hurt nearly as much
t. had both regularly

>>71500388
at least doing what religion should be teaching

>>71500452
Did they replace your drink? I dont know how it works, I'd probably get up, run away and never show my face there again.

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>>71500427
>I don't even understand The Anointing of Christ
>I unironically use /pol/ buzzwords that they latched onto from a fucking porn genre

>"Look at your flag. Is it Irish?"
>getting lessons from a forum dedicated to mongolic throat–singing and yurt–building

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>>71500452
Once tripped on the stairs on the way up to an interview. The woman interviewing me could see me from her office

literally fuck off papists

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>>71500388
>Catholic Poland and Hungary block refugees from coming to Europe
>protestant germany and sweden invite millions in
really makes u think

>>71500461
yea posting from my phone at salford quays waiting for my friend to get off work

business idea: thread pet cat

Are the Cotswolds genuinely comfy or are they full of insufferable rich London yuppies? I'm a self-hating London yuppie and I just want to live a peaceful rural life desu.

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>>71500528

>>71500495
Cuck and cuckold(ing) as a word has been around since Shakespearean times at least, the bloke is always going on about it

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>I'm actually brilliant but lazy and use nihilism as the reason I'm not successful

>>71500552
Full of old retirees.

Never got why many poms are so fond of the queen

>>71500555
Yes good job lad, we're all really proud of your education. /pol/ did not latch onto Shakespeare's writing though, did they? They latched onto the porn genre of the same name.

Fucking sort yourself out.

Unpopular opinion: top of the pops groupies and altar boys all enjoyed it at the time

>>71500574
You dont know me you little runt

>>71500542
Stay there anon, I'll come down and fucking heem you along with that cunt.

>>71500452
I once tripped up some stairs in front of a girl and then I looked up at her and said "Oh! Dangerous!" and she started mocking me for how red my face was going.

Kinda wish I got gently nonced by a hot daddy when I was younger

>>71500614
I might be

how many of you post on r/unitedkingdom?

>>71500539
Protestants also fought in that rebellion.
>B A S E D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_United_Irishmen

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Post your battle station

>>71500622
>>71500596
>banned from twitter
>banned from breitbart
>/brit/ is the only place that will still have you

>>71500590
Really defensive there you thick cunt, Shakespeare is literally Y7 education in state schools
And where they got the word from doesn't really matter does it, it's just a centuries old descriptor

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>>71500644

>>71500596
t. neo-nazi paedophile figurehead Milo Yiannopoulous

>>71500554
the Young Pope is patrician as fuck

>>71500644
can I come over and sort your garbage for next trash day?

>>71500644
good choice of beer desklad

>>71500634
I unironically post pro-EU articles for that sweet karma and rent out my account to viral marketers

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OUR JIM HAS DONE IT AGAIN

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>>71500644

>>71500641
they lost despite outnumbering the british army in almost every battle

>>71500670
>that tiny amount of books

literal brainlet

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>>71500517
could be worse

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can only apply for shitty jobs when I am slightly drunk because the whole process is shameful

>>71500634
>>71500689
fuck off heknarf

>normie lad told me I must watch deadpool tonight so we can talk about it
>30 minutes in and it's boring and unfunny

Ahh yes

>>71500672
Good post from a leaf

>>71500697
Are you trying to seduce me

>>71500694
Don't know what any of this means

>that one mong at work who has to go through the whole "30 days have september, april june and november" rhyme whenever you ask him a simple date related question

About to text that girl asking her if she wants to do anything this weekend lads.

Wish me luck.

American women are literally from the heavens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

>>71500713
who cares what some builders think of you? that woman is judging him on how well adjusted he is

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>>71500434
>Alpecin™
>German engineering for your hair

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Damn, thats a tough one, will you help me out again, masters of the english language?

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>>71500694
""When you set out to design the high level architecture there is a lot you can leverage. You know, tricks of the trade. There is a lot in the literature. I often rely on the literature. Thats what I did when we started the Zen project. I picked up a book, dusted it off, and opened the cover to a page at random. "And the people of Israel again did what was evil in the sight of the LORD, so the LORD gave them into the hand of the Philistines for forty years"
Judges always was a favorite of mine. I decided to take inspiration from this and apply it to the high level architecture. Zen wasn't just something to be released and produce ho-hum performance. What I decided to do is show those greasy kikes the wrath of God. I am their new God.""

-Jim "laying the foundations for a second holocaust" Keller.

>>71500754
Simpleton

>>71500759
That's me haha

ah yes ribena is about to claim yet another victim

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>he describes himself as fashy

Touch me please.

>>71500725
One of the worst movies I watched desu, it's just so smug all the way through/ The entire premise is being a superhero movie where the superhero swears all the time, it's a movie for manchildren.

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>cucktholics

>people

>>71500782
You are going to do another of your scams on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wUFhBXhq9c

Anyone else sort of miss the adventure of going into the city centre to look for something you wanted? I just bought a globe because I wanted one and I just went on Amazon and bought one but it got me thinking of when I was young how fun it was to go to the city and try to find stuff. Like before the internet I would have made a day of it exploring around the city. Then I realised how shitty high streets now, they're just clothes shops, those strange random nick nak shops are gone.


Anyone else know this feel?

t.28 year oldfag

>>71500661
You think Year 7s are being taught about cuckoldry? Wind your fucking neck in, you utter fucking MONG.

The discussion was explicitly about where they got the word from, not the fucking etymology of the word.

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>>71500824

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>>71500754
new AMD chip outperforming Intel by a pretty huge margin, and its being sold for a lower amount

Intel is literally fucked and Jim Keller single-handedly resurrected AMD if things go well with Zen

>>71500789
Tell him that the population of Sweden will become less Swedish

>>71500759
that rhyme doesn't work because the words can fit in any order

Man found dead at Salford Quays soaked in curry smelling urine

>>71500766
Actually what should I say

>Hi blah it's blah are you busy this weekend? Fancy doing something?

Is that enough?

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The things I'd do to Gabby Logan lads.

THE THINGS.

>>71500789
corrections:
what's/what is

How does there magically become less of us if there are more Ukrainians? You obviously have an axe to grind.

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guests downstairs
guess i won't be getting any food

>>71500845
I rarely buy things online so I still "adventure" around the city looking for stuff.

much more rewarding.

>Hair looks absolutely shit
>Wake up today and run my left hand through it instead of my right hand
>Six girls compliment my hair today
wew. How the fuck did that happen?

>>71500845
I've been looking for a globe for ages because I want one with just territory/elevation/rivers etc and no borders because that's the one that will go out of date

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>>71500894
Reminder that she shagged Mr Motivator

>>71500898
go into sneak mode

>>71500884
Yeah but better to be more specific desu

>>71500875
probably got pushed in the canal after an anal treet on canal street

Isn't ribena still banned from the internet?
Couldn't we just report his blog to the police and get him locked up?

>>71500905
Girls brains react to change and shiny things, like a cat

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>>71500908
Smart guy

>>71500894
in-vitro fertilize her?

>>71500845
Kinda know that feel, maybe you could just visit other countries to sate it?

>>71500845
I miss it, as you said though, they're just women's clothes shops.

>go to MK shopping centre
>every fucking shop is a woman's clothes shop

Waste of time

>>71500896
give me a clue

>>71500915
UNTRUE BASTARD

>>71500905
They were being sarcastic

>>71500884
>WAHHBOUCHEEEE luv been fucking DONKS since we did a wee chin wag lmao u up fer goin out on the shwall this weekend for a bit a craic? let us know sure

>>71500865
Ah yes, haven't heard this before regarding every single AMD cpu/gpu

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what time is love lads

Reminder that liberal hero Bill Maher said exactly the same things that caused Milo to get fired by Breitbart and condemned around the world (skip to 7:00). Further reminder that no one will care because it's not a Soros-funded character assassination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBYM0dQ4zUU&t=420s

zach from pembrokshire

HEY GUYS I LOVE THE UK

LONG LEAVE TEH QUEEN!

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>Girls brains react to change and shiny things, like a cat

>>71500936
help me find one PLEASE

>>71500920
Genuinely don't know what to suggest doing though, was going to cross that bridge if she said she wasn't free and she wanted to do something.

>>71500963
I honestly couldn't care

>>71500959
Oh

>>71500845
all high-streets near me are full of either chicken shops, betting shops or pound shops. Rancid places

>Ctrl+F: America

>2 results

lmao
/pol/ is fucking OBSESSED

pull up wit ah stick
let it hit

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>>71501025
You'll backtrace my email

>>71500976
thanks

haha I have a really big willy!

you lads probably don't care, but there's a site that's going out of business and they're selling leathermen for super cheap
picked up a micra last night

https://www.multitoolshop.co.uk/leatherman-multi-tools.html

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>Soros
always stop reading at this point

what happened to 1, 2 and 3chan

>>71500920
>>71500990
pls respond btw

>>71501064
PICS

>>71501076
you're right i dont care

>>71501091
i put them out of business, sunshine
will do it to you too

>>71501076
why would i need this

glad there are always some /brit/ elders around to put the rorkes in place

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Are you buying the new Paul Joseph Watson shirts?

>>71501091
1chan is full of trains for some reason, 2chan is the Japanese one, no idea about 3chan

>>71501099
its only for VERY special people

>>71501105
[email protected]

>>71501095
I don't think anyone here is a dating expert lad. Just go for it.

>>71501151
doxxed

>>71500845
Remember going to CD shops and they had those headphones for you to listen to music?

Remember getting excited for an album and having to go to the shop and buy it for what is now the price a monthly Spotify?

Remember going to the video shop with your mates on Friday?

Remember having to prearrange a meet up and when you were out of the house you had no way of contacting your friends?

I remember, I remember it all.

What is the origin of the /brit/ meme Rorke? I've been reading The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand and the lead character is called Rorke, and I'm wondering whether it derived from there, but I can't imagine /brit/ being that intelligent.

new future album is quite turnt

>>71501172
>Ayn Rand
>intelligent
the word you're looking for is autistic

ok google open okcupid

>>71501126
he's pretty no homo

saving to inspo file

When I was 14, a 19 year old girl told me about the time she sucked her boyfriend's dick and he came in her mouth after she told him not to and then she pretended to swallow and went up to kiss him and spat his cum into his mouth.

>>71501185
Shan't

I had to use a piss bottle the other day to avoid my mums normie friends, only did it the one time tho

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>>71500961
except now they're genuinely good

>tfw bought AMD stock back in September when Zen was in the works since it was still low

big money boys and it just keeps going up

got a free side of jalapeno poppers with my papa johns lads

feel like i might have wasted the loyalty points on those but whatever

>>71501166
Alri granddad

>>71501172
Captain Gabriel T. Rorke is the main antagonist in Call of Duty: Ghosts

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It's my 22nd birthday today

>>71501249
cunt

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>>71501210

>>71501172
battle of rorke's drift?

>>71501219
Unironically my fetish

>>71501253
why did they call this dabbing when dab is already a word associated with drug culture

>>71501240
>tfw could have bought shitloads of stock when they were below 2 dollars
>would have been ~7 times richer now

oh well

>>71501249
Happy birthday if you're serious. x

Fuck you if you're not. (can't fully trust a leaf)

>>71501262
how do i get my hair like your OP

>>71501249
happy birthday I suppose

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IMAHJUN MAH SOUP RISE!

>>71501253
Tories utterly BTFO

poleaboo is planning a terror attack at the man etihad stadium

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>>71501253

>>71501282
The move is a direct reference to the drug thing.

>>71501286
>>71501292
Thanks lads, bit of a sad tbqh.

Hate birthdays

Tell me how we make Britain great again

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>>71501293
WUN THAT ROYTE WANG GAHEEE

>>71501335
explain

Can someone explain to me the deal with dabbing? I've seen someone do it before but I just don't get what the big fucking deal with it is.

>>71501344
send the rorkes to pakistan
see how they like it

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>>71501351
INS OP BEIN AH PEH DOH

>>71501172
from rorke's drift iirc
used to be used like good post, which at the time were posts telling pakis to fuck off and bizarro rorke was the opposite
then an influx of pakis and reddits saw "rorke" to anti-paki posts and assumed it was derogatory and it's become what it is now
then the rasheed gimmick arrived to be like an opposite to rorke
they're both forced shite gimmicks originally forced by a single person
i've never used either out of principle because if they see it'll give them the satisfaction

>>71501344
GEORGE 2020

>>71501249
happy birthday

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>>71501284
I bought it when it was like $6 a share
now its worth over $14
always bet on Pajeets, and Jim Keller the Kike Killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

>>71501342
Got anything planned or a night on the chon?

>>71501344
>kick non-whites out
>give Northern Ireland back to the Irish
>Remove the Jews
Done.

>>71501362
It's referencing coughing into the crook of your arm after a particularly notable drug usage.

Bought a suit
Buttons sit very low, my other suits are 3 button, this one is 2 button
Feel like i ought to buy a sleeveless jumper or waistcoat now

>>71501386
rasheed

>>71501253
Oh FUCK

>>71501369
i'll come to the game with you
do i get to meet your sister?

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>>71501344

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>>71501344
Bring
Him
Back

>>71501408
Give Ireland back to England I think

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>>71501398
Ian Beale works for AMD?

>>71501444
No.

does anyone have that really long image about the origins of the rorke gimmick in /brit/

it's quite autistic

male prostitution pays quite well methinks

>>71501344
re industrialise the north

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>>71501428

Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.
Low mortgage rates.
Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.
Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.
Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.
Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.
Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.
Employment is at its highest level ever.
Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.
85,000 more nurses.
32,000 more doctors.
Brought back matrons to hospital wards.
Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.
Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.
NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.
Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.
Restored city-wide government to London.
Record number of students in higher education.
Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.
Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.
Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
£200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.
On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.
Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.
All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.
A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.
600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.
Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.
Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.
Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.
Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.
Banned fox hunting.

How do I dab? Do I just smell one armpit while doing a heil hitler with the other arm?

>>71501408
twitter apparently when mental when bow wow suggested this

is this a cover up ??

>>71501480
more than the reverse

but you have to be a 6'2 hunk

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>>71501495
Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.
Free TV licences for over-75s.
Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.
Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.
Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.
New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.
Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.
Free eye test for over 60s.
More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.
Free entry to national museums and galleries.
Overseas aid budget more than doubled.
Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.
Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.
Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.
Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

>>71501428
Blairposters back to /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItKcPJ96d8

>>71501479
Don't have it on my phone soz
It comes from Rorke's Drift btw

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And some day... he's up there still

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>>71501495
>>71501517
hmm I wonder who's behind these posts

>>71501506
Psyop. It's promoting drug usage among the youth through subliminal dance-based messaging. Much like the Y.M.C.A. promoting the sexual abuse of young boys by adult homosexual men. Mask the destruction through "fun" dance and nobody will question it. If anyone questions it, shut them down.

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>>71501393
Thanks mate

>>71501406
Night on the 'chon