commonwealth edition
maisie.
a lot of reddit patrons in tonight
hope you're making them feel welcome
got beaten to the punch real one is this way
>>71322349
>>71322349
>>71322349
>>71322349
we'll use this one at 310
>>71322361
>MacKenzie King
A dangerously insane human being.
POST ALL ESSENTIAL BRIT/ MEMES
prepare being imprisoned for saying there are less than 7 genders in 10 years time
wish i knew what pussy smelled like
>tfw no white british only communist planet
>>71324436
pirates
mexicans
>catholics worship a child molseter
really gets the neurons firing on why third world nations like mexishart worship him
*tries to find a gimmick for himself*
ah yes the drunk spaniards are congregating on my street again
time to bring out the rocks
>>71324592
one bell me if you want them heeming lad
so, the USS liberty was spying on israel and planning to attack it........then israel hits back and kills 34 americans......
what a great alliance
another thread another rorke BTFO
>>71322472
Last decent Liberal PM tbchwy
>>71324659
>get told your rap is shit by multiple people
>haha i totally btfo them!
sort it
just realised trump might be the most unwoke person ever. he lives in his happy place where he mentally screens out negative stuff about him automatically
why are non-whites so obnoxious?
why do they boast about their skin colour as if they're special for having it and will lost it unless their preach how strong and beautiful they are?
was an idiot and took probably close to 800mg of MDMA
babestation
>>71324687
>>71324699
the tears just never end
*laughs over a grime riddim*
>>71324723
*assassinates your mum*
just watched my gf masturbate
netflix has gone full retard
>>71324741
ooga booga
>>71324793
how so
>>71324793
no... i have gone full retard!!!
*lays down on the floor*
the goal
post dangling ham please
>>71324750
how long did she last?
>>71324889
have both that monitor and the kinder bueno's
>had to get a new bog roll
>already halfway through it
>poo still coming when I wipe
>>71324693
actually a great advert for the secret and the power of positive thinking.
wish I could be as utterly convinced of my dubious talent like the prez
who'd have though yanks and their self help books would prove to be more productive than european existential nihilism.
/lit/ must be on suicide watch
I like /eire/ because it keeps the paddies out
>>71324889
>not kinder bueno white
>>71324901
extremely odd post
post relationship goals
>>71324932
black gf to listen to grime with
>>71324919
>first poo comes out
>realised theres no bog roll
>hop over to get one quickly
>shit comes out as i hope back
>have to catch it with my hands
>>71324931
POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71324889
>>71324930
>not kinder happy hippos
>>71324953
Grime is disappearing Tbh. People are on the afro wave
>>71324436
Pitchers
Taking pint glasses to house parties
Getting kicked off the plane to Zante for being drunk
Nicking pint glasses at the bar
>>71324981
epic XDDDDDD love u caralad lmao!!! so much this!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71324436
/meetups/
>>71324994
>g-grime is dying now
says the increasingly nervous man for the 167th time this decade
>>71324922
but it's actually just the power of money. his net worth has completely detached himself from certain realities that might have forced any realisation of constraint or implications of failure . He can afford to think positively.
so to learn lessons from trump has less chance of achieving anything than winning the lottery. so all poor people who are trying to get into that shit are wasting their time.
>>71324436
>>71325042
hello nigger
>>71325001
not sure if I hate or love you
>>71325054
edgy
>>71325042
I listen to grime. People are really starting to go off it.
>>71325078
>>71325090
hello niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA
Wow can't wait for the show!
So progressive and entertaining!
>>71325090
only stormzy babbys
grime goes up and down but it never goes away
<I listen to grime
>>71324932
i have too many to post 2bh
>>71325124
that has shittons of dislikes
HULLO
HULLO
WE ARE THE BILLY BOIS
>tfw to intelligent to listen to nigger music
>>71324977
>finish taking a massive greasy shite
>no bog roll
>no bog roll in bathroom
>no bog roll in the entire house
>have to wipe my arse with the cardboard tube and a dishcloth
>>71325174
>bog roll
once wiped my arse with my sisters towels
not proud of that
>yanks
>>71325188
FOY
My gaffer snorted some white and started shouting threats at Pakis who walked by today
i love it but can't help thinking how weird it is that girls have nothing down there
>>71325125
>up and down
2008-2013 was absolute shit, stormzy people unironically made the scene better. Considering how young it is, Grime is pretty shit.
>>71325174
>on my phone while shitting
>accidently drop it right down the side of the toilet
>bend forward to pick it up
>shit and piss on my face
girls bums go all the way round to the front
>>71325246
what
>>71325213
I don't get what this image is trying to convey
google is obviously not going to give people routes that go through subdivisions because there is going to be gates etc.
>>71325213
Father and I wend down to camp along with Captain gooding and there we say the men and boys as thick hasty pudding
vulvas don't look that dissimilar from castration scars. might be the reason women have been inferior to men for so long . they are literally less of a man
>>71325283
>implying cocks are better than vaginas
gay
vaginas scare me a bit tbqh
i think one of the reasons i'm still a virgin is that sex scares me. i'd be scared of breaking my dick or tearing my tight foreskin
>>71325269
there are no paths or gates, its all filled with housing
>>71325283
>they are literally less of a man
You don't know much about biology lad
>>71325337
cocks are weird but it has a presence. stand the unaroused anatomy of a man and women beside each other and it looks apparently as they are missing a piece.
tldr women should start wearing codpieces under their clothes
>>71325347
or they are just private roads? fucking retard
>>71325359
not referring to biology, you dunce
Most cocks are more visually appealing than vaginas but those are a dime a dozen, but a nice perfect fanny is more pleasing to the eye. No homo.
>>71325213
>not cycling through peoples gardens
remember the primaries lads?
that was fun
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>71325415
maybe you are just allowed to walk onto people's property and in their houses in britain, that's why he thinks it is odd
>>71325424
>trump announced his candidacy nearly 2 years ago
where has the time gone?
>>71325455
>>71325269
you are woefully stupid
the image is showing that you can't walk 5 metres to the other road because of the retarded design
that moment when israel supported iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfnRI5JTcXk&t=104s
>>71325405
You're thick af
Bet you're a northerner
>>71325455
yeah mate living in britain is like pokemon
>>71325483
looks slightly longer than 5 meters
as if anyone walks here anyway. even the poorest americans have cars
got a new irl gimmick lads, going to start giving people unsolicited sex advice constantly for 5 or 6 weeks
>>71325567
>as if anyone walks here anyway.
what a great society
>>71325539
thicc?
>>71325213
would it have been so hard to put a footpath between two houses
>>71325574
always give people sex and relationship advice even though im a virgin
they dont know that of course
>>71325246
i am trying to figure out the mechanics of this
did you put your head in the toilet bowl as you were shitting
>>71325539
l2freud, moron
/lit/ out
>>71325595
I know. I pity you for having to walk and share public transport with people everywhere. must be awful
>>71325607
the point is that those aren't through streets you retard. I know you don't drive much in britain but you can't use private roads where people live like a highway
wonder if you can buy a car in yankland like in the films
just buy a pile of shit and drive off without needing to care about insurance or registration or anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg
BACK OFF SHE IS MY GF
My fish just died :(
Cheryl.
remember when everyone used to say that the paramore slut was their GF
the so called anime
why are northerners literally third world shitbags?
>>71325686
the weak make way for the strong
im a little bit superstitious
like logically i know ghosts dont exist but if you asked me to go to a graveyard and start shit talking the devil I wouldnt do it
>>71325748
not even northern but
'sheed
>>71325796
fuck off you boring tit
might do a yank
>>71325830
oh yeah mate cos whatever inane shite you're posting about is sooooo fascinating
little vermin, get out of my thread
>>71325661
yeah actually that is the point. you literally can't travel from a to b without incurring a 20 minute drive or 3 hour walk.
and every single route has the message
> This route has restricted usage or includes private roads.
so what if I'm visiting/ lost?
>>71325796
it's not like the devil hangs around in the mortal world, what you don't want to shit talk is the people buried in the ground at night
Irish grime > British grime > English grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVC9iRRF05M
redpill me on quigley down under
>>71325824
t. yorkshire paki
>>71325871
well, either one
like i wouldnt go to a graveyard and start taunting ghosts or demons
think i might be a catholic in denial
>>71325860
reread this part:
you can't use private roads where people live like a highway
I don't know if that is a normal thing to do over there but it is not here
imagine having a fucking traffic jam going on in your residential street kek
>>71325859
go fucking neck yourself, you boring fucking ponce
>>71325884
kek
We're all in here, lads
>>71316046
>>71316052
>>71322349
>>71325884
>jun tzu
crease
found him years ago after his fire in the booth where he brought charlie sloth 10 loafs of bread
his da was in the UVF and someone tried to break into their house to assasinate him
>>71325939
>threadsplitting
fuck off
we're 132 replies in
we dont need a new yet
>>71325913
not the point
What do residents do if they want to get from a to b?
and besides, that's an unnecessary rule as you would never find that volume of traffic on a residential street and residents might still find traffic jams due to a combination of lots of houses crammed together and road works
>leafs thinking anyone on here pays attention to them
question for the irish lads itt:
is the northern irish conflict primarily sectarian or primarily nationalist? I know both play a role
>>71325961
But hes a taig
>>71325999
you realize it isn't even that big of a difference right? it's like 2 miles difference
>and besides, that's an unnecessary rule as you would never find that volume of traffic on a residential street and residents might still find traffic jams due to a combination of lots of houses crammed together and road works
I can tell you know absolutely nothing about road planning or how traffic works, hmmm interesting
>>71326084
both, except ulster scotch isnt a nationality lol meme nationality
>>71326084
fuck off ye cunt
blue skidoo, we can too
>>71326084
nationalist
>>71326099
difference between what? what two options are there?
it's taking anyone 20 minutes to cross a fence
>>71326152
tragic
>>71326152
cor blimey
Hey guys I did another big poo again today!
>>71326152
christ they look like they'd just drop off at any time
>>71326166
obviously if there was a road connecting vs if there wasn't you drooling retard
can't stand half of Sam hydes videos
>>71326199
VERY good post
leftist jews are unbearable
>>71326199
>>71326208
samefag
>>71326204
are you serious? if there was a connecting road it would take 2 seconds to go a to b
got a bit horny and put a cucumber in my ass
>>71326223
you are fake news
>>71326205
he's not particularly funny, just low energy ironic shitposting
even the leaf gave you a rest hahahaha
Was going to make a profile on Bumble but then I realised I've got no photos
anywhere i go i make the gang go
>leftist jews are unbearable
>>71326283
jog on gooky
Our universe is 46 billion light years across and the farthest we've got is 1.33 light seconds.
>browse my instagram
>see pretty girls
>feel sad
>>71326303
except i'm left wing, i just can't stand their cliquey self-loving nature and tendency to chatter with their oversized lips
betito is here he has been away at /pol/
Eating zesty mordant Doritos lads
got called a fat face in fat face
fuck off
>>71326356
OK abdul
your cucks m8
>>71326356
wow anti-semitic much??
>>71326378
we have stores called white stuff too
>>71326339
rly makes u think huh
>>71326430
zipperhead fuck
betito is angry now ajajajajaj
america has turned into an absolute mess, a sad experiment
>>71326490
but it's funny
would very much enjoy a gf
>>71326461
nobody wants you here! leave! go!
>the further you are from the mexico border, the less people hate immigrants
>>71326514
anime nonce too? little brown dick asian cunt who is a pedophile
LADS, I'm desperately searching for that banger of an electro–track which had a video set in favelas. It was on MTV|2's 120 Minutes ~2005-2007 and MoTD2 played it last season when the final sequence had a brazilian theme.
'm drivin' myself nuts trying to find it.
>>71326490
it's just full of uppity non whites at this point
Sad!
>>71326548
r u ok
>>71326490
you say this as your nation is home to american military bases and your soldiers die in the middle east because we told them to
america is suzerain over britain
>>71326563
not until you fuck off, little dick nonce
>>71326571
literally what? some irrelevant shit?
your country is literally 30% white soon lol
>>71326602
>nation is militarily occupied and controlled by a foreign power
>le white people lol xD
you're a cuck
how do I find a woman who'll forcibly feminize me
>>71326654
lol 5000 people died in a terrorist attack today!
but that doesn't matter because you couldn't find your car keys today lol freak,!!
america is in an absolute sad fucking shit state nowadays
what a shit fucking country, what even happened
yer a runt, harry
britain is a nation of slaves who are used by an international system controlled by the united states
>>71326732
non whites
https://twitter.com/No41767/status/831997268806995969/photo/1
i cant believe people dont believe in pizza gate
reminder that ched evans did nothing wrong
>tfw no gf to get drunk and mess around with
don't cry for me...i'm already dead
BANE
>>71326821
Legally, no
but you was a real nigga i could sense it in you
Fucking hell I didnt know this was a thing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39011346
>>71326869
he did nothing wrong in every regard
>>71326857
Professor Snape, I'm Hogwarts
>>>/pol/113130694
>37 seconds in this clip he mumbles "im john pode..."
alright hold up hold up stop the thread a minute, i got somethin to say
/brit/, i wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fuckin weed is in me
why did britain betray rhodesia?
*takes a fat ss rip*
>>71326916
>>71326942
>>71326944
>>71326954
Just stop.
NORMAL
https://twitter.com/suziedaud/status/831898824763379716
in the club like a chicken with my head cut off
>cutstrailia
>>71326965
sorry but these are the real yank hours :^)
>>71326965
all me
>>71326985
>South Cutrea
good job,
fucking yank scum
>>71326965
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Federal-Prosecutors-Weigh-Child-Porn-Charges-Anthony-Weiner-412359113.html
open your eyes
kill all racists
i am from the 20%
>>71326985
>20-80%
bit of a gap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>71327026
Rasheed.
>>71327061
dont ever reply to me again
By the light of the moon she'd drift through the streets
A rare old perfume so seductive and sweet
She'd tease us and flirt as the pubs all closed down
Then walk us on home and deny us a round
leafs need to fuck off
>>71327026
why lad
im flyin off this cloud boys whooooo
>>71327082
Because he's a spotty virgin paki.
i shot the girl in the middle she was older than me
Hack the muffler off your car for 10 less horsepower and 10x more volume
Hi lads
Plans for the weekend?
*adds flags from wikipedia to hentai images*
i'm yet to see a man with a beard that isn't a twat
Should've been a soldier lads
>>71327107
Might hang out with this la I know tomorrow, otherwise fuck all
lads i know you're trying to keep the banter going but fucking hell this is a poor show
going to go play blunderfail
>>71327114
>does a retarded cockeyed expression in your general direction
what do you mean mate? lets get a craft brewwie in a pitcher served on a cutting board later
cyrillic is wild
it's all just upside down or backwards latin characters
What's her name lads?
*bangs the drums*
*becomes black metal*
>>71327152
leaf is completely wrong once again, what a surprise
>>71327140
>craft brew
why do hipster cunts love these?
the way I work my wrist I should have played with larry bird
>>71326966
dunno who john podesta is
dunno what the visuals on the video are
If I walked into your bedroom with no kecks on, put one foot on your bed and said "Simon says suck it", what would you do?
>>71327221
cuck
>>71327196
They taste good
You got something against that bub?
>tfw dumped a box of Nerds into my ramen
>better than putting in a slice of american cheese
try this
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
@71327240
thanks for the (You) twat
>>71327241
alcohol is shit
>>71327286
cuck
feeling bummed out
>>71327287
u is shit
>>71327265
this
>>71327287
Edgy
>>71327313
>>71327329
u mad scum
why did marv turn into a skeleton
absolutely ABYSMAL thread
Go on home, British posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking chans of your own?
I saw that I can buy from Craigslist a golden shower for $30 dollars. With the current trend in gold prices, would this be considered a good investment?
>>71327409
fuck off yank
Thanks but no yanks.
Business idea: only buy black underwear so skid marks aren't visible to the naked eye
This post is meaningless
>>71327431
then why don't you go to another website that doesn't have a majority of the posters being american?
>>71327448
how about wiping your arse like a proper adult
@71327301
you're spoiling me
>>71327460
Why dont you use another language instead of speaking Englis
>Englis
mong.
>>71327459
that's a big cat
mmmm it is the same voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0wa2MhPkfA
https://twitter.com/suziedaud/status/831898824763379716
>>71327489
It's okay if you didnt understand because of the mistake, you Americans are pretty thick after all. I meant to say "English".
>>71327514
how fucking sweaty are you mate?
give your head a wobble
>>71327483
uhhhh we speak american english sweetie
>>71327531
Ah yes, can't even form a sentence properly without using our lingo, I honestly feel sorry for you. They should really fund your education properly.
>>71327561
not even the lad you were arguing with at first, and im Australian.
you're pretty pathetic mate, shan't be replying to you anymore.
>>71327561
jog on mate before I heem you in the gabber
just weird that pizzas, and twerking ice creams appear in the video............and another coincidence is that katy perry supported hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk
>>71327503
for you
>>71327561
>babys first /brit/
>>71327586
Did I hurt your fee fees? I apologise if so.
>>71327589
It's okay buster, you'll make it one day.
>>71327615
Hi, this is /brit/, not /cum/.
>OMG you're British?! I am like *OBSESSED* with British stuff
>Yeah like the Royal wedding? I was CRYING
>>71327639
Hi, this is 4chan, not britchan.
>this newcunt spazzing out over people "USING OUR WORDS!"
>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of british culture and customs
>>71327655
>british thread on the international board
Hmmm.
>>71327665
Fuck off Janny. x
>>71327645
>me taking a big sloppy shit on /brit/
>>71327645
This semen slurping sport is not for me dawg
>tfw no Jenny gf
>>71327692
so you come to the international board then get upset when you see people from other countries? hmm
>>71327715
>australians_in_football_gamethreads.webm
i've got 85 subs filtered from /r/all and i've also filtered the word "trump". but i STILL get cheeto hitler news. SICK OF IT.
>>71327720
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not upset, I'm only here to tell you that you don't belong here, ok sweetie?
>>71327740
/r/uk might be more your speed
can't even get drunk off beer anymore lads
>>71327770
FUCK
>>71327761
Sorry friend, I can't say I'm interested in browsing reddit, but since you seem to know about reddit then why dont you tell me about it. x
only Canadians and NZers should be allowed to wear flannel shirts
>Sorry friend, I can't say I'm interested in browsing reddit
new zealand AKA the poorer australia
Drink cervezas all night long
Singing Mexican love songs
>>71327820
pretty much
>>71327813
kek
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/832625181017378816/pu/vid/720x1280/L_wImVqsGhKH-K3o.mp4
yanks OWN /brit/
>>71327799
why NZ?
>>71327813
>>71327853
Absolute STATE
fart
one thing U hope about a Trump presidency is that we'll get another 1980s
>>71327877
t. 1/32 Irish American on holiday
>>71327893
calm down, there's no need to be upset, reddit
>>71327881
they've always been popular here with farmers and rugby fans
>>71327919
>using 'ddit maymays
why has /int/ been terrible lately?
>>71327934
I wouldn't know, I'm not a reddit meme expert like yourself
>>71327959
>ever leaving brit
do'z a favour and stay there
>>71327988
no thanks m8
>>71327973
Ah yes yank banter, lets repeat the same thing over, dont even know why I bother, wheres all the bruces when you need them? All we've got is that virgin poopeelander.
thinking about that milf who probably had a thing for me lads
>>71328015
i want a milf gf to take care of me and teach me the tricks so bad reeee
>>71328014
>le where are the epic bantz XDD
lol
run sucks
reminder to not drink it again
>>71328028
i just want a gf
Hahahahhah im druuunk
>>71328043
all hard liquor sucks straight desu. beer also sucks.
the only thing that'll get me fucked up and tastes decent is weed mixed with a little tobacco.
>>71328059
Why does Iceland hate Jews so much?
we don't care
Have ya ever gotten somebody druunk their furdt time...þþ???
Just did lmao my lad born in 2000
>>71328059
What are you drinking?
>>71328083
>>71328077
Fucking KIKES
glad i didnt go full natsoc this drumkimg
>>71328083
¿Por qué los españoles tienen un acento estúpido?
>>71328088
Mooomdhine, kaldi dark and slots
*intentionally misspells to make it seem like I'm drunk*
>>71328187
Hi just dont feel like fixing typos