German synthwave BF edition.
maisie
cara
>>71322337
why don't they expand the store then haha
>>71322372
Ayy lad.
>>71322332
Get a load of this pleb
FUCK U CUNT REEEEEEE
>>71322389
>>71322389
>>71322389
>>71322389
>>71322389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E0AdyIMEMe
/birt/ in in a nutshll
the japanese/korean girls in London are literal 10/10s
>he's a nordee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
heh take the /brit/ pill kid
gf just carrier pigeoned me this x
Competing editions BTFO. Superior German manufacturing.
>>71322408
>Taig edition
I don't think so sweetie
>>71322420
cringe
>>71322432
>best africa country
not bad
Glasgow stronk
>tfw your bf issn't a blairite
soon
wish this drunk northerner would stop posting vocaroos
>>71322432
who is this lad
>>71322454
fuck off you irish twat
calle original
>>71322421
Purely on the off chance that you might be a nutter desu. Sure you're not, but why take the risk?
we'll use this one at 310
do NOT test me kraut
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322463
that's just rude
>>71322496
cringe @ u
>>71322510
We will see, wont we
nice threads
so much to choose from
>>71322511
you have to be rude to get likes on normiebook
>>71322510
He who controls the /brit/, controls the /int/verse
>gf is coming home early because shes bored
>only on ep 10 of DBZ super
ffs.
>>71322463
>signs it with a thumb
>female
she wanted the d
>tfw too intelligent to be deep, intellectual, artistic, critical or poetic
wheres janny then?
>>71322539
Kill her and hide the body
reminder to never use cucknadian threads
Do nordaboos exist in GB?
4chan is a textboard now and generals have created subboards. it's just another regular forum like vbulletin. fucking shit
sweden+finland are the new japan+korea
so many threads derailed
so little time
>>71322553
janny is kill
voie calle
if i had a black son his name would be Socratomanthony
>>71322528
*Many not much ftfy m8 xx
>>71322556
dunno but i think most people forget you exist the majority of the time
>>71322556
yeah
especially norway/iceland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UVku05qk4E
>>71322568
ZITTO SUOMI
>>71322524
1/5
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>71322553
out with his mates
What is Princess Chelsea's regular twitter?
>>71322556
>Tfw no norwegian bf
>>71322594
hello nigger
doesn't feel good knowing i'll never have a relationship and will die alone hmmmm
>>71322549
bruh
>>71322590
Nice. Brb booking a ticket to find me a slag to shag
>>71322486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P
>>71322543
this
>>71322602
@fuckoffnewcunt
dumb pirate frog fag poster
do you think there is anyone in the world called Willie Dick
lads how do I not become drunk
>>71322609
no racism please. this thread welcomes diversity
>>71322616
>implying it would be a woman
a woman would only do something fashionable like be a sinophile or francophile
met this kid at work who was telling me that he used to be a massive troll on 4chan until he found reddit
i wanted to greentext >reddit irl but i dont know him well enough to greentext him yet our conversations are still clunky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTk7X2bBPME
Getting deep into Israeli techno
>>71322600
*climbs under the bedsheets*
>>71322631
big meal before drinking session
have a pint of water for every 2 pints you drink.
>>71322602
https://twitter.com/BeataLilith
reddit's shit
you cant shitpost unlesss its ~ironiC~
and if you legit shitpost
people call you a dickhead and meme ovote you
>>71322622
Just tried that but it didn't find any user by that name, are you sure you didn't misspell something? xx
>>71322652
this is the GOAT israeli song
starts at 0:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLYfj3kMm_0
>barkeep! I demand a pint of water
Irish music is the most beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9N2TIiVd0
>>71322676
Is anyone on /brit/ a verified follower? Need to see those tweets desu.
lads it's me
I'm still waiting on my grad school applications
if I don't make it in, honestly not sure what I'm going to do with meself
>>71322722
she only allows followers with the hammer and sickle in their name
>>71322698
ahh yes let me starve whilst sitting on a carriage full of hay hmmm yes the irish lifestyle
>>71322408
though that's a SUPERB edition we're all in here for now lad
Want to quit drinking but I don't want people thinking I'm a bender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPM7MCAiaFs
Lads. It's me. I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
Isn't it unethical for Rosy to exploit the fetishes of deeply troubled men to make financial gains to buy materialistic crap?
Thought she was a commie, not a decadent capitalist
>>71322698
very true
>>71322748
Hard choice. Prefer alcohol to people t.bh
>>71322722
how can you find that amoeba attractive?
going to bed early so i can get to the gym early
another lonely night
oh well
might get a drink
what's the least runty drink?
>>71322766
im ok hbu?
>>71322767
commies don't give a fuck about standards
lads always remember the number 1 lesson of life: never give money to whores
>>71322767
she's a commie when it suits her
>>71322767
>providing a service is unethical
>>71322787
Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owF60WWWrks
>>71322787
malibu
>>71322807
no alcohol
>>71322787
long island ice tea
trust me. very manly drink
>>71322797
aka never give money to women
aka never get married
>>71322767
Who the fuck cares mate, if I was her I'd do the same.
the dream is to convert aisha into a white nationalist
>>71322772
She's got a pretty ugly face admittedly, but I have a bit of a findom fetish and she does it very well desu. Not runt-tier enough to actually give that bint any of my hard-earned gold, but I still like to tease myself by thinking that maybe she could persuade me.
>>71322618
1990: Ha ha ha, George is such a lovable loser.
2000: George has many problems, but I find his lifestyle and perseverance admirable.
2010: George lives the life I wish I could lead.
2020: George represents an ideal that I can never attain or live up to.
this NPC just told me "keep your chin up, mate"
what does this mean
>>71322835
WOAH I LOVE HER....................SHE ALSO LIKES CORBYN
>>71322828
ebin joke there lad, there are plenty of nice, decent women out there, and it is our responsibility to find a wife.
>>71322855
keep your chin up so i can knock you out easier
>>71322797
Prostitutes are the only honest females
I wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to themselves as whores.
This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female.
>>71322835
my dream is to throw all 3 of them in a dumpster
>>71322855
KING'S HONOUR FRIEND
>>71322787
the pussy juices of a qt girl
>>71322855
what game
suck my plums, gay bastards
>>71322822
Water in a martini glass with a grape on a cocktail stick
>>71322866
I'm not as jaded as you but I agree with the way you look at them.
>Prostitutes are the only honest females
>I wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to themselves as whores.
>This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtOjce6AVf4
the weak should fear the strong
>>71322913
if you;re not bitter as fuck you shouldn't be on /brit/ on a friday night
>Prostitutes are the only honest females
>I wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to themselves as whores.
>This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female.
>>71322908
unironically did this once but with an olive instead
if i had a black french son id name him croissanthony
>>71322933
there is no way that photo isnt shopped but it looks so real
what the fuck
>>71322935
Don't tell me what to do you fucking leaf.
Not all women are disloyal whores
Plenty of women hate other women precisely BECAUSE they're whores. Women are the biggest slut shamers around.
>>71322975
it's real
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/theo-walcott-v-maguire-duel-arsenal-1-hull-0-produces-incredible-picture/
>>71322655
na that's silly
see >>71322694
>>71322767
yes it's unethical
but once communisms takes hold it wouldn't happenm
>>71322954
>it/ on a friday night
>>>
> Anonymous 02/18/17(Sat)00:05:21 No.71322954
fuck off dark souls
>>71322871
bit misogynist
>>71323002
i cant stop laughing
>>71322933
>5'11'' vs. 6'1''
>>71323014
not really
>tfw comfy friday night ruined because uncultured swine belfast relations are coming down in an hour
I can imagine it now, whooping and hollering as soon as theyre in the door and straight for the drink
fucking barbarians
business idea: marry a french lass
>>71323060
Same
>>71323057
You could always kill yourself.
me > you lot
>Prostitutes are the only honest females
>I wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to themselves as whores.
>This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female
>>71322896
the world of warcraft
>>71322886
heh
>>71323060
T H I S
did someone say belfast?
YEOOOOOOOOOOOO
chatting up middle class birds is effort lads
she's a peng ting though
Business idea: clone yourself and marry it
https://twitter.com/farshnuke/status/832595323147186176
HOWLING
black girls are the only honest females
i wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to themselves as nigresses
this is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female
going to join r/incels
>>71323098
>Belfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVC9iRRF05M
I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and big titties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praises baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO RUN BUT YOU FELL FAST
Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.
Hide the verse in the past, but now I got flows.
Used to curse in my tracks but I forgot those.
And that's is my version of events that was told
and so it begins wit
okay i got bored
who is aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXlr3ihL1hE
>>71323141
commie twitter
They call me Mackie Packie
Rewatching Braveheart.
>>71323180
post it
lads
absolutelu drunk right now
ask me
anything
computing z - transforms
>just told the fwb to do one so i can play for honour instead.
>>71323141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLqMBLyWd8
>>71323207
don't know her handle
>see a girl you know on bumble
>you just KNOW she's already screenshotted your profile and laughing at it with her mates in the group chat
>>71322908
alright
but i don't have any of those things, so i've done a pint glass instead of a cocktail glass and a skewered lemon (on a foot long bit of stainless) instead
Are most of you lads actually proper working class folk? Council estates, chav-tier, etc?
Not even sure where I fit. I fit some moulds of being middle class and other moulds of being working class background. My parents own a small business in the Welsh countryside and we can live fairly well since my dad works endlessly
>>71323236
my mum lives on a former council estate
and my dad is a literal working class guy
drake's new car haha
>>71323262
you again.
>>71323236
Uni student, upper middle class f.am
>>71322698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRzjNmiOv58
it's underrated desu
Ngîl cennin eriel vi
Menel aduial,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616YMt6T5mA
completed this in 98 seconds
https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states
*presents arse for inspection*
took 440mg of naproxen with no water and gave myself acid reflux smdh
How middle class are you lads? Today for my lunch I went to Pret and bought an avocado and mixed herb wrap, so I think I'll take some beating here.
*throws this in the boombox*
hehehehe...
*turns it up to 11*
LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU RORKES?
>>71323298
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>71323298
another boipucci I can save to my hdd
>>71323236
>Council estates, chav-tier, etc?
Yes. Goal is to be middle class.
>>71323298
He looks like he's been sewn together mate.
got to be honest. I've been to america 3 times and I still feel like it's not a real place
>>71322787
Only working class beer or scotch
>>71323207
this is her
>>71323293
Rate my bars.
Boy, girl, churl, swirl. More twats? Eat rats!
tfw you smoke a bowl and get down to investigating difficult topics such as fighting the globalists
>>71323375
literally no figure
>>71323236
basically working class
>>71323375
>this is her (male)
post her twitter
>>71323344
it isnt a real place, its fake
its actually one gigantic walmart under a dome
>>71322818
Dál gCais 2bh, literally 2 other O'Brien families on my street other than my own
>>71323236
The existence of the working class presupposes the existence of an industrial manufacturing base. Such industry no longer exists, therefore there is no more working class.
>>71323236
class myself as upper working class
live in the semi detached houses near the council estates
feel somewhat superior to my peers yet still yet poshos with a passion
>>71323426
how did a whole country emerge with zero traditions except what other countries do for regular entertainment
going to buy a bible from waterstones tomorrow
my grandfather was a founding member of the NAACP
his name was germanthony
There's something about communists that deeply disgusts me.
It might be because they're more or less tolerated and accepted in society and not reviled the same way fascists are despite having an ideology and history just as ugly if not more ugly than fascism.
going to buy stamps tomorrow
>>71323344
i've been to 31 states and i'd love to live in telluride, CO or moab, UT
>>71323463
then what do you call them?
>>71323285
https://twitter.com/ClassicJamsUK/status/831933131204747264
proof drake is a britaboo
>>71323525
They were divvied up between the underclass and the middle class.
>>71323504
they're tolerated because they are still materialists and have been absorbed by the Liberal-Capitalist system fairly easily.
Fascism is much more difficult to deal with since its ideological core is anti-material even if its economic policies may fall in line with capitalism.
>>71323516
>wide roads and box buildings
no thanks
>>71323539
Hideous nigger
>>71323463
I mean manufacturing has been gutted but it's not like it's nonexistent. We still have factories
I would have posted her twitter but it's a shame you think you're too good to reply to me
shan't be supplying the information
>>71323504
i think communist countries have been quite a bit worse than fascist countries 2bh, all the modern commie countries are 3rd world shitholes
if we had some big modern fascist countries they'd have like flying cars, perpetual energy, contact with aliens, gfs for everyone, etc. it would be the shit
>>71323554
lots of big words there mate not a clue what you're on about desu
>>71323569
They are proto-Deanos. Members of the aspirational Middle Class. They no longer possess class consciousness.
>>71323565
dumb rorke
a girl in my uni course likes me
what do i do lads?
i'm a kissless virgin with severe social anxiety
do i message her on facebook?
do i talk to her in real life?
what the fuck do i do
i don't want to mess this up
hm
>>71323613
thick nigger
>>71323375
>>71323180
>>71323141
whats aisha's twitter
>>71323236
>proper working class folk? Council estates, chav-tier, etc?
These types of people are quite literally too dim to ever find 4chan
Everyone on 4chan is relatively intelligent aside from /b/ which is practically a Facebook free for all, the website acts like a filter
>>71323645
deleted
it would be cool to have a gf with great feet
>>71323634
racist virgin
>>71323621
very good lads
fuck muslims
Ah yes, it's a white middle-class Surrey mincer loving the rap meme episode
>>71323587
>if we had some big modern fascist countries they'd have like flying cars, perpetual energy, contact with aliens, gfs for everyone, etc. it would be the shit
I know you're being sarcastic/edgy but a fascist state would look a lot like a communist state in many regards. One party state, censored press, freedom of speech abolished, state propaganda, secret police, political dissent punished, labour camps, mass surveillance
but hey, /aesthetics/ amirite?
>>71323692
find it very cringy 2bh
>>71323617
show her you like her in a very obvious way and the ball will be in her court
you must let the inner tiger within come out....... give in to your desires....... all girls want is to be desired by men *smells a rose*
>>71323645
jeffbuckleytbh
We've been dating for less than a year but it seems like we've already become an old couple. Which is not as nice as it sounds. I'm a cute girl and have no problem getting male attention (which in couldn't care less about) but my boyfriend doesn't seem to notice when I am really trying to seduce him. He'd rather sleep or play video games. Which I get it because I game alot too but if it's been a while since we had sex I just don't get it. I'm starting to think he just has a much lower libido than I do and I'm questioning if I can live like this. I love sex alot more than most girls and I need it to function. Other than this we get along perfectly. Any advice?
>>71323680
smelly shitskin
>>71323700
>state in many regards. One party state, censored press, freedom of speech abolished, state propaganda, secret police, political dissent punished, labour camps, mass surveillance
that's trump's ameriKKKa
>>71323692
It's grime you yank twat
/lat/
>>71323617
just talk to her more in real life lad, try to get her number and if she doesn't find you to be a boring tosser you'll end up messaging eachother and then you will hold hands and have sex
t. virgin
>>71323754
It all sounds the same all that nigger music.
MUMMY STOP DONT TURN OFF THE INTERNET. ITS CALLED GRIME ITS NOT RAP MUMMY STOP
>>71323597
Communists only really disagree with Capitalists on the economic front, they want the exonomy managed in a way that includes the bulk of the population and spreads wealth to the maximum.
the Capitalists obviously don't want that
but at their core they both come from the same tree of Liberalism out of the French Revolution and Enlightenment for the most part.
the Fascists on the other hand may include economic policies from socialists/capitalists but ultimately they reject enlightenment liberal values wholesale.
>>71323754
literally rap with a different name
>>71323754
It's all the same nasty grunting shite just marketed differently so special snowflakes like you think you're unique and special.
>>71323745
Low hanging fruit man
If you're going to be predictable at least be creative about it
how many hare krishnas did you chant today
>>71323728
shut in neet detached from reality
>>71323737
the arab slave trade was nowhere near the brutality of transatlantic
>>71323808
t. arab
>>71323754
They rap on grime, you cringey little pleb.
>>71323802
108
>>71323807
violent nigger in a grey shithole tower block
>>71323785
>>71323792
>>71323794
uncultured swines
>>71323821
umm you spit on grime sweetie
business idea
>>71323808
Atlantic trade was a much greater scale but the Arab trade was fucking barbaric
I'm an aspie but I'm very much more aware and consciousness than any neutotypical, since I've had to learn social conventions manually and don't do everything on autopilot like the normals do. I'm immediately aware of everyones motivations and the games they are playing.
>>71323808
rasheed
>>71323820
rorke
>>71323808
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
>>71323854
half the thread just spat on grime why are you calling them uncultured swines
on the comedown
>>71323854
>spit
It's rapping. That's what it is. Calling it something different doesn't detract from that.
>>71323852
thought I was middle class from surrey? make your mind up
genuinely sad and pathetic this surrey grime twat
>tfw you're drunk on rum and you have no control over reality
help
>>71323854
>uncultured swines
Yes, because rap/grime/hip-hop is renowned for it's "culture".
LSD is not a drug. It is a gift from god.
>>71323854
Sort yourself out mate.
Psychedelics are safe. They are just manifestations of your subconscious mind. A bad trip is bull shit. The only bad trip is one in which you end up in the hospital. If you fear psychedelics, you really fear your own mind. Once you use psychedelics and get over your fear of yourself you will grow: psychologically, emotionally, and spiritually.
ahh yes, the bigots are out in full force tonight
'za's in la, 10 minutes tops
>>71323922
Wasn't me who said that, you thick coon.
is sex even that good
>this surrey cringe white kid
imagine actually being a victim of some crap made in 10 minutes by goldberg production corporation
probably thinks hes black too
>>71323993
will stick to mdma
>>71324033
yes, its transcendent
>>71324033
It is la, until it ends. You sometimes feel awful after fucking another human being, but with the right person it is ace
>h-hi chaps. what be your thoughts and opinions on this new grime scene? i really do enjoy the beats and rhythm, especially in that stormzy track were he says, am i quoting it right, "state your name cuz"
jesus christ, rorkes are losing their minds
they won't get a wink of sleep tonight
Howling at the paki mongs who thought ordering a pitcher of beer was a yank thing
if you masturbate can people smell it
>>71324047
>by goldberg production corporation
howling, grime is more authentic and homegrown than any of the shite you listen to
>>71324191
i've wanked in my undies then left it and gone out before, no ones said a thing
trump has made more people leftist than ever before
>pakis
>ordering beer
Hmmmmm
Just formatted my PC need all the essential memes from english pepes to yankbait
>>71324209
what do you expect them to say, "you smell like cum mate"?
>>71324229
yeah
>horatio darling, please turn that rubbish down
>ITS NOT RUBBISH MUMMY ITS CALLED GRIME AND ITS NOT RAP
>>71324194
>grime is more authentic and homegrown
Lel. Fucking state of this wigger.
>>71324229
well what else would they say
white people dindunuffin
Washing machine has been going for 3 hours straight and it's still not done, feeling VERY annoyed desu.
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
Eating red velvet cake
It's alright
>>71324270
>Washing machine still going at 00:49am
Gassing
>>71324210
He's polarised people. People on the left are more left and people on the right are more right. It's why radical centrism is needed.
>you just gotta be more outgoing bro
How to win at politics: publicise stories where you're seen to be giving people small amounts of money and keep the higher spending ticking over but leave it in the hands of a foreign government
*detonates car bomb in middle of civilian area*
migrate at 310
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
went on twitter to see one of my best mates from 6th form posting some passive agressive effeminate shite
very disappointing
>>71324298
>almost 1am
oh for fuck sake i've done it again
>>71324298
Thought I'd get it all done on Friday night so that I don't run into other people in my building, as most of them are probably off having fun with their friends now (losers)
>>71324303
it's actually just the effect of american media
>>71324385
runt life
>>71324339
maybe try grooming yourself and going to the gym you pathetic manchild
thread is a bit messy
>>71324386
>going out on a friday
nah
*forms a coalition against you*
>>71324419
whatever. piss, stay awake another 3 hours then sleep.
*SHAME*
*SHAME*
*SHAME*
*SHAME*
*SHAME*
*SHAME*
joos
pokey
i heard enjoying things is illegal in germany
is it true?