King Conan edition.
cara
Ah yes the so-called 'Australian'. Very impressive.
>finnish """""culture"""""
>posting in kraut threads
Your ancestors would be rolling in their graves
>>71316052
>>71316052
>>71316052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ItEmCnP80
post old people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman_Dyson
>>71316114
>posting in kraut threads supported by yanks
Embarrassing
>>71316052
>>71316052
Might become King by my own hand
>>71316193
AND AUSTRALIA LOSES AGAIN!
>>71316193
>thread splitting
autism
gf just sent this in the post x
>>71316193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDdAy1kAuL
>krauts, yanks and quite possibly rasheeds
hmm yes
>>71316052
>>71316052
is spamming an illegal new a reportable offence?
When will they fucking learn
velites... hastati... principes... triarii...
punic wars...
camps...
campaigns...
the romans...
>krauts, yanks and definite rasheeds
ahhh yess
>>71316052
>>71316052
>>71316280
bren guns...
>>71316280
VIRTUS ET HONOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsSFAtL-W4
>>71316046
Looking forward to the new Conan desu.
>>71316280
alri hanibal
>>71316278
I'm the opposite of a manlet. I'm 6'7 and 300 pounds. no girl wants to fuck me tho
what about that new Future album
have a very lonely life ahead of me
>>71316280
*screams*
choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2RUpzW6IM
If this sounds like you and you are ready to get your career off to an explosive start then we'd love you to apply.
Please send us your CV and cover letter.
We hate spam. So all applications must include a cover letter clearly stating, "I am ready to get my career moving".
just fucking shoot me
>>71316278
what do you call women who can write a proper sentence?
notice how no one came into either new
did the normies jump in their taxis right at that moment?
>>71316364
*gets sacked from the University of Newcastle*
Everytime
How do I stop being a virgin?
>>71316382
The kraut flag scared them off
>>71316052
>>71316052
>>71316368
Sounds like someone's not ready to get their career moving...
>>71316346
hhahahahahahah dont we all eh?
>>71316376
one in a million
>>71316382
yeah man
gonna go to an expensive bar and buy the missus a bottle of wine and some glasses for her friends
huh.......
>>71316401
honestly I barely even think about it anymore
status update: been an hour since i took lsd not feeling owt yet
>>71316401
go outside
it's that simple
leave now and go outside
not tomorrow not next weekend
>>71316368
so...
*intensely lights a cigar*
are you ready to get your career moving?
>>71316432
curated by: albert feinberg
titled: work goy. my wifes ferrari won't buy itself
*pulls into the station*
mum and sister don't understand why I don't like JK Rowling, guess virtue signalling out-of-touch neoliberal billionaires isn't offputting to everyone
>ywn get a conditional from a millions+ uni
>>71316466
there's something wrong with this train
>>71316466
Is this the Northern Powerhouse express?
fantastic tune lads, fantastic lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-unYQp4kN0
>>71316478
>bolton
>1pm
>already tired
>out of things to do
>thinking about the so called ex
ah yes, VERY glad i get to live this NEET paradise for the foreseeable future.
>>71316478
I went to a University Alliance uni
>>71316478
>abertay
lmaoooo
>>71316478
conditional from oxbridge feelsgoodman
>>71316510
can you imagine how bad it must feel to know that your entire country makes less money than one region of another country?
>>71316510
>londonistan
>sweden
pottery
>>71316510
>Lancashire is Lebanon
Lebanon are pretty based t.b.h. No complaints here.
>>71316498
actually it's a midlands engine express
notice the livery
*barks*
>>71316522
grim
>conditional
thick cunts
>>71316466
all aboard the runtmobile!
>>71316510
>london
>1st world
>rest of the country
>3rd world shithole with criminal people
pottery
Business Idea: Get an ugly gf with a 9/10 body and make her do findom and take all the profits
>>71316597
GOONING at this post
>>71316590
huddersfield isn't grim
comfy little town
>>71316561
means its as rich as sweden
unlike the rest of britain
>>71316466
alri men in black 2
business idea: get any gf and tie her up in the broom closet and then forget about her
>>71316634
it's pretty grim
t. uni of huddersfield student
*fffrrrrttt*
>>71316605
oh for fuck's sake
>>71316560
i'd imagine it's pretty humiliating
Dad's spending his first night in prison tonight, hope he's doing ok.
>>71316560
doesn't really tell you anything though. for instance some countries are large enough to include fairly well off countries
>>71316468
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0&feature=youtu.be
might force myself through a small hole for a laugh
>>71316564
'sheed
>>71316662
it's not as grim as the others on that list
t. former uni of huddersfield student
>>71316590
"Golden Triangle"
>>71316677
texit and calexit when?
>>71316708
never, I'll give you a good throbbing is you suggest that again you maggot
>>71316654
i don't need to be told what it means, you condescending twat
>london is rich
ah yes very insightful
>>71316703
>Arms
>UCl
>N/A
Sheedy
>>71316677
what happens in florida these days
why are they rather rich
>it's a "lindybeige inserts an advert in the middle of his video almost seamlessly" episode
>>71316759
Disney and Jews on retirement
>>71316605
>socialist students
Into the bin it goes
all British towns have these massive fucking ugly roads surrounding them and have ugly 70s shopping centres in the middle of them and ugly fucking shitty housing and industrial estates surrounding the shitty 70s shopping centre
>>71316759
>what happens in florida
puerto ricans and cubans getting wasted outside publix at 2pm and retirees/meth.
t.florida resident
>>71316732
>austin
ah yes, "dude weird XD" the city
>>71316767
is she asking for it?
>>71316805
alri charlie brown
>>71316767
I love that skirt and sock combo
cute!
CUTE!
god I should just pretend to be gay and become a fashion designer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkf0fLU2Ao
Les Misposting
>>71316801
true. it's comfy af in all honesty. at least better than imitating euro or yank countries
>>71316798
>>71316801
>>all British towns have these massive fucking ugly roads surrounding them
>hating ring-roads
>>71316801
more like shuddersfield
>>71316850
>owns a skirt and socks
>"pretend to be gay"
mate.
>>71316862
>comfy af
you mean fucking awful and resembling 3rd world shitholes
>>71316811
sarah gillborn
>>71316865
hate these cunts who join every single society going at uni and then complain that they are failing their courses
>>71316801
have a look at the town itself on streeview
it's quite nice
>>71316870
is this montreal
did tories/cameron even do anything wrong
will literally say anything on vocaroo
>>71316850
Honestly mate that sounds like the fucking life if it's anything like those yank films.
>ywn tell cute and hot models what to wear
https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/5uo147/so_this_is_happening_in_toronto_right_now
reddit.com away team here
found this fresh from the 'ddit
canada strikes again
>>71316963
no you wouldn't
>>71316899
I don't own that combo
I just think it's cute and looks good on girls
not gay
>>71316919
>leeds beckett
RUINED
>>71316959
yes
any leg man in
>"enjoy your meal"
>"you too"
>>71316963
Say:
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
>>71316963
say "gabagool, tasty gabagool, i want to eat me sum, gabagool" but sing it
>>71316940
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.6626379,-1.7869768,3a,75y,297.59h,78.43t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBhiwGLkuwYxglC7XzEB9xQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
yeah looks lovely
Theorem: A lot of these alt-right folk appearing everywhere seem to attach themselves to Christianity because they realize that the only way you can combat an ideology like Islam is by having an ideology yourself. You can't defeat someone that's willing to die for their ideology with a culture of hedonism and "lol nothing matters, you can do what you want"
My Amazon tablet doesn't gasve flash
Can someone check the prices and availability of the Manchester City v Monaco game?
>>71317039
shes a munter with a disgusting tattoo
>>71317039
I understand this reference
>>71316982
*tosses you into the bin*
>>71316999
cor
>monday off
>no long weekend gf
at least i have /brit/ hahahah
>>71317042
are there any white people left in the North?
>>71316999
cirno legs
>>71317066
Tickets for the game or odds?
>>71316963
Say 'I love you' and make a little kissing noise like you're kissing me on the cheek
Please
need a slag gf who fawns over me
>go into the woods behind my house in the dead of night
>let out the most autistic guttural scream I can muster
>sprint back inside
>watch as neighbourhood comes to life
>porch lights turn on, people come out
>been doing this for months
>stagger the nights I do it so as to not raise suspicion
>>71317109
Pathetic slug
>>71317097
yeah the pakis have designated white areas now where we are allowed to live
>>71316963
say " no you wouldn't"
>>71317042
looks fine
look at how the houses are built
a lot better than any lancashire runthouse
and look at the city centre
only a few buildings are that cold war era shite
most things have that original look to them and they look great
>>71317089
>>71317101
>touhuu
have you learned NOTHING? must i BEAT some sense into you
>>71317088
I've got well over 50,000 link karma and 100,000 comment karma
I'm too big to be binned
>>71316870
>5 bridges into a major downtown centre
cmon
no means no lads x
>>71317120
one day you'll fall over and get shot lol
runtdriguez
>>71317104
Tickets pls
From the official site
Thinking of going to my first game and taking my sister
Want to do something special now I'm working
>Aristocracy - Golden Triangle
>Upper class - Russell Group
>Upper middle class - Red Brick
>Lower middle class - Plate Glass
>Runts who should have done an apprenticeship - University alliance
>Runts who should be at McDonalds - million+
Which are you?
>>71317055
you're right about the reasoning, but desu I don't think that sort of "adherence" out of desperation or spite for an "other" is good fir a faith. its one reason why Western Christianity is dying.
the Muslims have genuine faith, its hard to manufacture that after attacking it so mercilessly in the West.
desu I think another faith might hold more water for us in the West now, like Buddhism, in North America at least since it has far more impetus behind it here than in Europe.
>>71316963
>i'm just a silly old yank aren't i
>wish i was british to be quite honest with you lads
>>71317165
*stuffs you in anyway*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8zPGbH5gn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8zPGbH5gn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8zPGbH5gn
told you
>>71317202
so im supposed to ask if it turns me on
>>71317142
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.6489249,-1.779222,3a,75y,140.07h,100.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smqCZev2zw-pzl-TQg_gDoQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
would love to live in a chavblock
>>71317202
she's too good looking to be a feminist
>>71317162
Say that again and watch what happens.
>>71317202
>no means no
Agreed, but silence means 'yes'
>>71317166
7 bridges actually
>>71317165
alri unidan
>>71317160
blimey
>>71317209
literally applied for mcdonalds, got turned down
>>71317235
haha
I've had sex in that building
>>71317256
Königsberg...
state of her accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8BUm8RdAeM
>>71317208
you have internet to post here so you're able to go to the man city website
you should do it though, going to the football is great for a lonely abnormie
the feeling of singing along with 40,000 other lads is nice
>>71317234
does this turn me on?
>>71317269
they only hire normie teenage girls
>>71317281
If you don't understand this post you are a literal brainlet
very anti-semitic architecture in huddersfield city centre here
>>71317209
>Runts who should have done an apprenticeship - University alliance
hahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahah
it's funny because it hurts me deep down
>>71317281
*Russifies it*
>>71317225
even for a yank accent that is fucking DISGUSTING
and turn off that fucking shite in the background
literally kill yourself
>>71317209
have a masters from an RG but I'm definitely working class
>>71317209
Unironically went to Oxford
>>71317097
Liverpool and pretty much all of Merseyside and West Lancs is pretty white
>>71317249
I am a Graduate Teaching Assistant in BSc Psychology at Leeds Beckett University and am undertaking a PhD, researching women of colour's experiences of the National Child Measurement Programme. My research interests include feminism, gender, ethnicity, social class, intersectionality, mothering, and critical obesity.
>>71317342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yJLvhmB3T2
Business idea: french gf
>>71317321
not an elitist twat like this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Bridges_of_K%C3%B6nigsberg
>>71317394
would sniff her bum
>>71317305
I'm not singing, too much anxiety
No flash
>>71317311
I was hired
The girls were mostly Poles
>>71317209
tons of working class go to red brick now tho, plus tons of plate glass and red brick are Russell Group
>>71317209
Uni Alliance
My mates who actually put effort into it have good jobs though, but yeah I will probably fail miserably in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnjlQC6Puw
>>71317394
ah yes please tell me how to think
>mum will literally call over and over not leaving a message if I don't pick up the first time, just to tell me some inane rubbish.
fucking hell just text me or call my cell phone at least.
>>71316870
>cities skylines
nice, but get some mods. vanilla looks like shit. how many people in that city?
>>71316953
this is
>>71317309
i'd literally suck a fart out of her asshole desu
>>71317456
hate that fucking mong.
>>71317456
>tfw not jk rowling
>tfw not a billionaire shitposting on twitter all day
>americans pay 200,000 dollars a year to get "educated"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5wUAaIdF6c
>>71317477
haha
my mum has a phobia of using phones so she never calls me, only texts
>>71317394
>LEEDS BECKETT
KEK
>>71317397
sometimes i think yanks aren't that bad and then someone like you comes along
the absolute fucking state
>>71317456
fuck off paul
started using "heem" in real life
>>71316046
Great edition
I want to watch it again now, this movie is a masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hRYRz-K6Po&list=PL6559658E698E288D&index=3
>>71317477
>cell phone
Fuck off crypto-yank.
>>71317483
business idea: learn french and move to montreal
>fucking jeff!
>jeff is the janny and he does it for free?
>o-oh wait 'til sophie hears about this
>>71317456
Smug bitch desu
>>71317456
he makes a fair point tbf
Really wanted some food so I just walked to the shop. As I was walking back there was these two kids about 17-19ish behind me on bikes, biking really slowly, always about 5 metres behind me. So this was really awkward and I kept thinking they was gonna jump me. So then I decided I didn't want these kids knowing where I live so I kept walking for an extra 15 minutes, went down a random street and stood outside a house for a few minutes before walking back to my house.
Why am I so paranoid? This is horrible and pathetic....
Also one of my old high school bullies was stood behind me in line, I think he recognised me as it looked like he was taking a picture of me.
>>71317554
you dont even need to leave french if you dont leave the west island
>>71317491
really confused by this answer, am I allowed to fuck or not?
VURCHEW SIGNULLING
>>71317429
>I'm not singing, too much anxiety
there's no need to be anxious when everyone else is singing around you and no one can hear you individually
>>71317516
sorry im day drinking
*dies*
>>71316870
>>71317483
I dislike how there no road to add to the starter bit that looks as if it would be built irl. or at least the way that the lanes reduce means it goes into the middle instead of cutting off the edges
I also hate the way you can literally only build north american cities .and it's a european game . cucks
>>71317603
Yeah but they'll know it's my first time
>>71317535
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES. TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU. AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.
>>71317571
When I was about 9 I got kicked from behind by a bloke on a bike, fucked up my knees and had a bruise on my arse for a week
still don't know why he did it
>>71317584
yeah but I'd want to be polite and learn the language that a lot of people will be using
I'd want to at least try and integrate somewhat
*I begin heeming you as you read this comment*
>>71317394
Wtf is "intersectionality?" and "critical obesity" sounds like a medical condition
Find a path that crosses every single bridge ONLY once
90% of brainlets CAN NOT do this
>>71317674
*maces you
>>71317456
>soccer
dropped
>>71317674
In Britain and Ireland it's spelled 'heaming'
have you taken your super male vitality today?
>>71317629
>I also hate the way you can literally only build north american cities .and it's a european game . cucks
what
theres a european theme that comes with the game
>>71317664
See the thing is montreal is like a dual society. There are english schools, hospitals, bars etc. that french people dont frequent.
>>71317679
intersectionality is how people of different classes/races/sexes/whatever interact
obesity is about fat people
ITS TOIME TO POT OP OR SHOT THO FOCK OP
>>71317704
i have been to konigsberg/kaliningrad
the gf
>>71317640
how will 'they' know? just listen to a few songs and they're easy to join in
>>71317763
>kaliningrad
DO NOT EVEN SPEAK THE NAME
I have no talent
>>71317804
relax the anti-semitism
>>71317724
No, but I am wanking to the thought of giving Princess Chelsea all my hard-earned money.
>>71317724
Had double the dosage plus some paleo caveman.
I am on fucking fire mate.
>>71317456
Oooooooooooooooooooooor shut the fuck up
>>71317769
chess is such a meme game
>LOLOL ITS SO CEREBRAL
fuck off
>>71317804
Królewiec is rightful polish clay
>>71317629
Cities Skylines kind of sucks honestly
Sim City is still better
>>71317769
Cosplayers a shit
(((kjellberg)))
>>71317845
it's the best citybuilder since sim city 4, and the modding for it does a good job
>>71317769
i like skinny pale woman
like tali dova
finally got a hold of my wax fedora
might pop down to the illegal dispensary later haha
The so-called scran is here
>>71317798
'tism 'tis easy to spot
I'll lack confidence and sing out of tune, the peopld around me will notice
Also, the Etihad is famously empty
>>71317874
this, cities skylines is kind of rubbish with no mods
>>71317724
Yeah what's it to you
>>71317888
are you a big guy
REALLY need to have sex
>>71317909
>stahlhelm
>kek statue
>>71317724
magnesium, zinc, 5-htp, vitamins a through z
>>71317931
seen her in a few pornos
she has a really hairy minge
>>71317913
No just have a bad diet
>>71317909
that statue is pretty qt honestly
>>71317904
it's kinda like oblivion or skyrim in that regard, you'll spend ages modding the damn thing and by the time you've got round to actually playing it you've forgotten what you want to do and you close the game and go back to shitposting on 4chan
You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
Why has PJW become triggering to /brit/ all of a sudden?
ordered a "kids" parmesan earlier and it was easily large enough to fill me for the entire evening
makes me wonder how bit a large one is
>>71317871
A board on this site now treats him as a hero, let that sink in for a minute, wonder if it's a stretch to say /v/ loves him now too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skx75QyBheI#t=0.679233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
>>71317993
what is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
>>71318013
It's just banter you spannerloid.
>>71318013
he's a bit of a twat and got blown out by a mellonhead
>>71317909
>stalhelm
>founding fathers
>super male vitality
>kek statue
i really hope you ripped this off a yanks twitter
>>71317992
i browse 4chan on my laptop next to my PC to avoid this situation
sometimes ill forget about the game, leave it running and then when i look up from 4chan half my city has died because the sewage stopped working
>>71318016
indeed my friend, never trust a jew
>>71317888
>so-called
Terrible reddit-tier gimmick
>>71318013
ESS
>>71318060
>i browse 4chan on my laptop next to my PC to avoid this situation
lol me too
desu I bought this laptop for "work" but pretty much only use it to shitpost
>>71317704
this is impossible you teasing runt
*turns on leaf blower*
anybody want a chip?
>>71318123
alright cheers
>>71318047
I don't even like him particularly, It's just something I've noticed.
>>71318047
>blown out by a mellonhead
Ahh, I see. theneedledrop fans
>>71318123
have you got vinegar? or ketchup
>>71318120
>this is impossible you teasing runt
>>71318174
they've clearly got salt and vinegar on you punnet
Fucking hell this Tracey Ulman show is horrendous
>>71318060
>i look up from 4chan half my city has died because the sewage stopped working
haha
I like the disasters they added in the latest dlc, if you turn them on auto mode then the game actually becomes somewhat challenging
I'd say in a year or so the base game without mods will be quite good
oh say can you see
>>71318190
>pun·net
>A small light basket or other container for fruit or vegetables.
i am literally shaking right now
>>71318215
by the dawn's early light
>>71318123
yeah
*grabs at least 8 at once*
oops, they were stuck together
>>71318241
what so proudly we hailed
Blair tells us to rise up against brexit because the voters were misinformed yet led us into Iraq because of misinformation
you arrive in provincial britain...
>>71318273
>you arrive in provincial britain...
I masturbate to the infinite potential
Haven't had a takeaway in 6 days lads, wonder how long I can last.
>>71318205
get bored of the basegame quickly because of the limited housing stock, and weird population balance between homes and flats (7 families in a bungalow, 20 families in a tower, hmmm)
think ill wait until the disasters DLC is on sale to cop
>>71318273
What's up with those world travel stores? Always see the in areas with lots of pakis offering trips to bumfuck nowhere.
Are they terrorist cells?
>>71318320
Early dickhead.
>>71318273
Kek. What's that from?
>>71318317
fronts for the pakistani mafia
>>71317876
mmm yeah i like sluts with glasses
>have found myself doing the trump eyebrow raise and headturn thing lately
Where is everyone?
>>71319180
I was in the shower.
>>71320225
You still wet?
What the FUCK is going on? So done with thread autism.
>>71321116
Janny needs to clamp down on those fucknuts
muh western civilization" when you're fucking NEET AUTISTS who have NO PLACE IN IT ANYWAY?
muh western civilization" when you're fucking NEET AUTISTS who have NO PLACE IN IT ANYWAY?
muh western civilization" when you're fucking NEET AUTISTS who have NO PLACE IN IT ANYWAY?
muh western civilization" when you're fucking NEET AUTISTS who have NO PLACE IN IT ANYWAY?
muh western civilization" when you're fucking NEET AUTISTS who have NO PLACE IN IT ANYWAY?
>>71321398
bollocks
gayboys
alri
alri
bully