SMALL
FRENCH
EMPERORS
edition
Cant wait til ima neat
*bangz you for chatting shite*
>i make fun of PJW
>i unironically call people Rorke
sissy brit boys
>>71021927
It's just shit since Disney + reboots and remake there hasn't been anything worth seeing
You know what they say
Better be small than brit
>>71021981
'oseph 'atson
MY GF
ah yes, the so called "alt-right"
>>71022006
t. small
>tfw mongrelised Irish blood after 5 generations in Australia
not sure how I like it
alri
Sissy pirate babbies
>>71022036
*unmongrelised
How do I last longer at sex? Last time I blew in under 2 minutes. It was embarrassing.
>>71022036
disgusting kys
>>71021986
you don't need to defend yourself, everyone knows capeshit is a cancer
reminder that anthony fantano intellectually heemed pjw
>>71022036
Place makes the people
>>71022087
wish someone would physically heem him tbqh
Going to Berlin soon lads
>>71022087
People still watch that melon
is 1995 gen y or gen z?
hope it's gen z because gen y are a bunch of leftie twats
>>71022046
who is this guy, they parade him around everywhere
>>71022139
did you just watch that PJW video lmao
>>71022111
me too. not looking forward to it though. germany is shit.
>>71022139
Why does the definition of millennial keep on changing. Wouldn't 85 to 2000 make sense.
>>71022163
nah pjw is a bit too angry for my liking
Napoleon was taller than the average man of that time
>>71022111
why? germany is balls
reckon i could heem the lot of you cunts with my chin
how to destroy america
step 1: destroy california
step 2: thats it
>>71022163
he makes that exact same video every year or so haha sad twat
not gonna name names but who ever just chatted shit about big anthony is getting sparked out if they try anything like that again
>>71022139
Millenials are pretty conservative anyway. They drink less, do less drugs and have less sex then the previous generation.
>>71022189
Wow look everyone it's that response
wish i was capable of crying tbqh, doesnt feel very natural to despair constantly with no release 'lol' x
>>71022198
and new york
getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and the young turks
>>71022237
man up faggot
>>71022220
>They drink less, do less drugs and have less sex then the previous generation.
to be fair, and especially in regards to having less sex, it's because we're autistic as fuck from growing up on the internet
NEED to fall in love with a hobby and spend all night in the garage until morning for days at a time tinkering with it, superseding my sleep because its all i think about
>>71022223
You almost got quints tho
>>71022222
heil
>>71022139
gen z starts from 1996
but millennials end at right before 2000
90s kids end at 1994
>>71022237
Isn't that normal. Has anyone here cried since they were a toddler?
despise the nu-puritanism that is so popular among 'millennials'
>>71022292
think you're adding more layers to this than there needs to be, pajeet
>>71022284
go on then
>>71022305
no but I cried in a dream the other night
>>71022305
i haven't been able to cry since i was about 15 except for one time when i crashed hard off a speed binge
>>71022305
most likely, ive had mates break down crying in front of me
proper big snowflakes now
>>71022318
are you a radical centrist?
fight me lads
>>71022305
i cry to only fiction, under my glasses
>>71022366
>not being a radical yugoslavian
>>71022292
Don't know about this gimmick. Seems like babies born with smart phones in they're crib in the age of social media is were the newest generation begins.
>>71022305
>tfw wind makes me cry
>>71022410
>crib
foy
>>71022416
*farts*
>>71022399
more like you after i HEEM you with a half strength jab
>>71022451
no, you after i fucking crunch ya
Shopping center air-conditioners make wince.
Have to try my best not to look like a poofter.
ahh yes, working until 11 on a friday night
watching old simpsons clips and it's so much better now that i can understand the grownup jokes
At the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on tablets now for it
>>71022559
>on tablets
bad lad, why do you want more problems
anyone else feel nauseous at how much of a suck-up Aussies are on this board to us?
are they expats or something?
JUST remembered I ate my breakfast roll but I FORGOT to brush my teeth
WHAT am I like
>>71022622
OMG! like waaa lmoa
_______
Which one of you lads was it
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-38896166
>>71022584
hownew.ru
>>71022599
Either that or try hards
>>71022599
they've no culture of their own to be proud of so they glorify UK when the UK is largely a shithole, feel sorry for them, same with the leafs
>>71022559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJtx9xQQEx4
literally me and the lads
>>71022284
take up programming/maths
excellent hobby to spend all night on and if you do programming you also get build shit
>>71022690
why did her tooth smell? i dont get it
>>71022284
Buy a drone model and a microcontroller kit and make it fly
>>71022599
>>71022680
>>71022688
No one sucks up you boofheads
>>71022727
thanks for the (u)
>>71022719
it's the dead tooth
>>71022690
>yank comedy
Fucking diarrhoea
honestly think the alt right is a full force revolution
might get myself a shoe rack
why you ask? well cause its practical and cause I'm just the kind of guy who occasionally considers getting himself a shoe rack
been sat in a toilet cubicle doing fuck all for 30 minutes now
absolute sad case i am hahahaha
Dunno how people get into pc gaming, seems like a massive hassle and far too expensive.
>>71022879
since getting my own house, I am also this guy
>tfw you spend a bank holiday weekend building a chest of drawers and it's fucking great
>>71022622
>>71022879
>taig humour
>>71022918
most games come fucking cheap compared to console gaming desu
>>71022918
sound like a little baby brain tb h
>>71022968
>tfw t2 smert for console gaming
idiot hosts on the radio are doing a giveaway of a signed rugby jersey if you answer their call with a certain phrase, but they're just calling complete random numbers expecting people to say it
>>71022954
Still you need to pay like 700 quid up front for something that might not even work
>>71022968
I don't like complications
Cba being hunched over a keyboard and mouse to play games
>>71022995
>tfw no brain gf
>tfw have the virgin brain
>>71023032
Think I like this concept
hourly reminder
when you do a poo so big you get hungry after
points based immigration system
>tfw lost my virginity but haven't lost the brain virginity yet
/r/the_donald was a mistake
>>71022189
alri Pierre
>>71023085
me at the bottom
based immigration points system
>>71023085
>gross
wonder what the actual income looks like after tax in the scandi countries
Business idea: ban immigration and institute the Augustan morality reforms
BLACKBOARD SUN
its really fuckin hot inside this cubicle
need to leave as well in 5 minutes
really fucking scared of coming out uezs lads
Is israel lad actually isreali?
alri
is isreal lad actually real
>>71023194
why else would he be called is real lad
national death service
how can israel be real if our jews arent real
>he pronounces it tablitt instead of tablet.
runt bahaviour
NHS death panels
Viva Palestina
>>71023215
Queer as a two bob watch this one
>>71023215
terrible post, meant to reply to the cubicle lad but changed my mind halfway through
tell me to post fucking machines because it was awful
>>71023244
don't post fucking machines
booked a trip to japan so i can dive bollock first into the fukushima reactor
>she pronounces it as robutt instead of robot
would like to rectify that with my cock tbqh
COCKTIFY
>>71022622
it's cool i haven't brushed my teeth in about 7 years
>finally get a gf
>all she does is complain and whine and ask me to proof read things for her unfathomably boring schoolwork
I got memed on didnt I
>>71023215
should've given the worker ant the angry crying wojak face
>ywn look a lass in the eye and realise that you both love each other unconditionally
hmmmm
t. alberto
The most vivid memory of my childhood is coming home on the Caboolture/Ipswich train line,
trying to contain my laughter at a down syndrome lad who just finished for the day at the retard factory
who was yelling about how he wished he had a fuck machine at work.
listening to the dandy warhols atm
>>71023297
What's his end game?
>>71023337
probs jewlad
*spaffs in your bird*
http://quickrundown.club/
weigh less than my 5'4 sister
who /twink/ here xx
>>71023434
*spaffs in your sis*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoR23_308Q4
unironically just opened a PayPal phishing link on the work 'puter
>>71023450
runka bulle
>>71023434
Is she fat?
A Scottish man just phoned me at work with a disgusting accent and got really angry and hung up when I couldn't understand him
Fucking hate those bellends
>>71023488
*runkar on your bulle*
>>71023464
>He works on a computer all day then spends all night on /brit/
must be sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
remember this lads
Wish I had a big willy so bad
*shags your mum and spaffs on her jubblies*
>>71023526
Are they speaking english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUebaZTaucA
>>71023526
Would unleash an autistic furry on any scot who came up to me and said something in that babble
>>71023541
Ummm no sweetie, I mostly only browse the chon at work
I'll be out with the lads tonight grafting on birds whilst you're at home during prime time Friday night hahahahaha what a loser
Sad!
>>71023561
still listening in 2017
>>71023287
nonce
aussies BTFO
Do you still play games, /brit/?
>On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed.
>>71023621
I play minesweeper at work
>>71023586
Jokes on you I was only insulting from the angle of not working with your hands
>>71021939
Is that a demonstration of difference between 5'11'' and 6'?
>>71023623
>After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps
That's actually creative as heck.
hate it when your bumhole is stinging and you are conscious of your sphincter, very distracting
>>71023649
>not working with your hands
What do you think I'm typing with?? Gosh aussies are fucking thick
>>71023621
yes
>>71023575
Ah, yes. The swedish mothershagger turbo cock. Hmmmmm.
>>71023649
First reply was top tier, but I won't pass this one
>it's Friday today
what the fug
thought it was thursday lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kf-H4L67W8
fuck i need a slutty yank gf
>>71023621
My interest in games started declining when I was 18 and now I hardly play any desu, sometimes I'll give an MMO a spin or go back to an old one and see if my friends are still there. I have a PS4 that I play on sometimes, I like DMC4 and Mad Max, Nioh and Nier are the only games that interest me coming out, think Nioh might already be out though.
what books you lot reading then?
>>71023790
kind of girl the yank would match with on the 'der
>>71023621
yes
>>71023790
would also like a needy normie bitch cunt yank gf desu makes the ol' willy wacker hard
>>71023797
travel brochures
>>71023797
Stasiland by Anna Funder
She's Australian
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR BOOK INDUSTRY
>>71023797
De Amore in german but my german is shiite
>>71023797
The Social History of Art: Volume 3 by Arnold Hauser
>best friend has gotten a girl finally but has turned into a complete cunt
What should I do lads?
Last week I was working 6 days and we were supposed to do stuff on my day off but he changed his mind at the last moment and said he's doing stuff with her. Even though he sees her almost ever . He said sorry and that we can do stuff on my next day off (today) but he's cancelled again.
>>71023891
learn to suck his willy better than she can
>>71023797
beaver towers
>>71023891
i'll be your friend instead
>>71023891
nothing you can do he'll think lesser of you because the woman has her claws into him
forget about him make another friend, alternatively get his gf to a nunnery
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
>fuck the poli-
>>71024012
ess-jeeeeeeyyy-douubbbllle-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>71024020
BUNDA BUNDA
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
>>71024020
Why yes officer please stick that baton up my arsehole.
time, which sees all things, has found you out.
>>71024020
*gasp*
*tounge wagging*
*eyes pop out go into the shape of love hearts*
*heart beats through through chest*
AROUGA AROUGA
>>71024012
>he fell for the rationalism meme
howling
dear black people
rock
>AROUGA
alt/indie rock is the thinking man's music genre
it is also the white man's music genre
>>71024241
racist
>>71024241
This ENTIRE THREAD will BLOW UP in FIFTEEN MINUTES unless I lose at CHESS
https://en.lichess.org/aAobNZjn
https://en.lichess.org/aAobNZjn
https://en.lichess.org/aAobNZjn
snowing lads
a RUNT has abandoned the game, but I will give you a SECOND CHANCE
https://en.lichess.org/kPfkFEr6
https://en.lichess.org/kPfkFEr6
https://en.lichess.org/kPfkFEr6
The gf
You unlock this door with the key of imagination... beyond it is a thread without brits...
you've just crossed over into....
the twilight zone
dont have any money but i want to go out because im sick of being alone and am desperate to have sex haha x
SERIAL runt on the loose desu
https://en.lichess.org/wACGlwls
https://en.lichess.org/wACGlwls
https://en.lichess.org/wACGlwls
>>71024607
/brit/ top tip: use your hand to have sex with yourself
>>71024012
>le have an autistic screeching fit over yank politics man
howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i313vY4vtEI
business idea: if I ever go to jail claim to be a transvestite and have unlimited pussy in the women's jail
Well said derek78
ruined so many of this chess runts games. hilarious seeing him getting mad every time.
Might consider stopping trying to host chess games at this hour, seems to attract NEETs
Absolute state of someone who wants to spoil the fun of other lads
https://en.lichess.org/G8thuYSh
https://en.lichess.org/G8thuYSh
https://en.lichess.org/G8thuYSh
>>71024701
>>71024711
Quality post combo good work lads x
ANIME
>>71024701
What exactly do you do with your life mate
heard chessmong uses a computer program to perfectly craft every move
any console nerds in?
how many games would you need to play to justify 1TB?
guarantee if elliot rodger had just let himself be arrested he would have gotten marriage proposals from those crazy girls who fall in love with murderers
>>71024750
like 10 these days
>>71024668
>ywn have rough prison sex with a tranny/murderer
why even live
doing a neet day
>>71023797
the black cloud by fred hoyle
Can confirm it's officially snowing in Birmingham
Haven't seen this much white in a long time haha
anyone here playing on elysium?
>>71024805
what endz lad
will pay one of you runts £13.26 to heem me
might just do steroids
hate when there's workies in the house
what the hell am i supposed to say to them
>>71024805
live about 6 miles from Birmingham, mainly blue skies
>>71024826
"alright mate, want a cuppa?"
just basic small talk/hospitality lad
>>71024826
nothing. they already know you're a total loser so dont bother trying.
>>71024750
>buying 8th gen consoles
neck yourself
fitting a new countertop for some fit lass
she's out though and it's only her mongy son in right now, so I'm just /brit/posting on their wifi haha
might shag her when she's back
Squeezing out an excruciating dump
>>71024750
a handful. Buy the 1TB one
Got a box of old PS2 games under me bed
don't remember which games
don't even have a PS2 anymore.
whats in your daily pill stack then lads? mine is:
L-Theanine
DIM-Complex
Magnesium Citrate
Zinc Picolinate
>>71024750
games these days can be up to around 50gb or more
valentine's in 4 days lads
gonna test the waters and actually not buy the gf any flowers because she told me not to haha
>>71024865
its the cheapest 4k blu ray player funnily enough, the games are just a bonus
My gf is a chick with a dick
>>71024958
What you gonna buy her instead then chap?
>>71024964
>2017
>buying physical media
lol
What's your favourite of these pleb second rate but successful franchises?
Resident Evil
Underworld
Transformers
The Fast and the Furious
>>71024972
got a card, gonna cook her favourite dinner and make some heart-shaped chocolate strawberries I saw on Pinterest
>>71024990
obviously resi
how could the rest even compete
>>71024951
2kg of carfentanyl a day lol x
the gf
>>71024990
Literally only ever saw the very first resident evil film
>>71024902
>>71024826
are these supposed to be related??
>>71024992
And then you can having a relaxing sit back whilst she and the black bull go to the bedroom
>>71024990
Underworld even though it went to shit after the first one
>>71024990
probably the car one
>>71025005
haha nutter x
Stupid football is filled with stupid men|!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38919773/people-who-love-football-explain-how-theyd-fix-it
>>71024992
ah you should be alri then
thought for a second you weren't going to do anything haha
would have been a risky move
>>71024990
Underworld, I really like the universe it takes place in and I want to shag Kate. Resident Evil I enjoy too but at this point I only watch the films just because I want them to be over with.
>>71025012
We're gonna be related soon, little buddy haha
>>71024990
All of these are absolute garbage
>>71025009
i saw one on a whim at the cinema. surprisingly enjoyable. but not worth recollecting. don't even know what one it was
250g of ethanol
>Chat shit, get banged, bruv. I will drop you, standard.
>>71024981
i'll stop when the streaming options match
>>71025040
not that much of a madman haha
>>71024950
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
hey hey
ho ho
white supremacy's
got to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFkh4jUVpw
honestly think alex jones is the charlie chaplin of our generation, fantastic comedian
RODNEYYYYY YA BAMBACLATTT
KISS MEEE TEETTH
>>71025035
>"Teams make so much money from from their TV deals, they don't need to charge a single penny for tickets. "I'd cap all tickets at £20 so we don't price out keen customers AKA fans."
the most redpilled opinion in that article
HEY
HO
LETS GO
>>71025085
didn't del boy die
>>71025085
>will star two black female actresses
oh dear god no
>>71025060
mild kek
>>71025086
>american against capitalism
fuck off bearnie
How do I achieve this look?
GABBA
GABBA
HEY
>>71024990
*shrugs her shoulders*
i guess resident evil..??
i've now been lifting for 2 months and i've still yet to get a gf
not gonna lie, i'm not a massive fan of the front view of a vagina
http://i.imgur.com/5aIF1r9.jpg
>>71025085
Instead of everyone meeting up in the nags head they meet up in the mosque
>>71025117
fetal alcohol syndrome me suspects
>>71025134
leah gotti, one of my favourite wanks
>judges you
i called out of work today after leaving work early yesterday and my dad got mad at me but if theres a terrorist attack at my job today and people in my department get killed by a member of isis then he'll feel like i did the smart thing....
im thinkin' 2-3 steps ahead of most normies
>>71025117
obliterate your nose by smashing it against a wall 100 times
>>71025134
thanks for your honesty
>>71025117
walk towards the camera
See this girl? See the dead look in her eyes? That is because she is a fascist
#fascistshouldallbekilled
>>71025134
would love to just grab on to that little flap and pull on it like its 1976
>>71025162
is that from a set?
is there a view from below or behind?
Anyone got that webm of all the Liverpoop fans?
>>71025186
dunno, but based on the lighting i'm suspicious that it's a blacked scene
>>71025127
oh wow. you just got me onto something
those films are all shit but also successful because they are compromises between bfs and gfs
>>71025197
which one? there's 2
>>71025182
>those clumped eyelashes
YIKES BABE
>>71025134
how deep are those little trenches on the sides?
need to know how thoroughly it needs to be cleaned
asking for my gf
>>71025182
see this image/fascist combo a lot
is she actually a fascist?
>>71025182
would
>>71025224
That was the one I was looking for, thanks. There's just so much going on in it.
>>71025134
>normies will say this is attractive
>>71025226
i'm no gynecologist, but i believe it's called the labia majora
>>71025230
>is she actually a fascist?
Yeah she is Austria too
#literallywomanhitler
>>71025251
not what I asked
Going to go get my nails done
>>71025258
shes the entire country of Austria?
who /arsebreather/ here?
>>71025240
yes it is great, here have the other
>>71025267
i know, but at least now you have a reference point to seek the information you need
>>71025226
you can just scrape it with a tongue cleaner and it gets out all the gunk
>>71025274
>>71025258
who dafuq is she
not v qt for a fascist
marechal le pen is way hotter
>>71025283
i had that reference point already
need a girl from here to put her finger in it, draw a line and post pic of hand
>>71023797
Political Theology by Carl Schmitt
>>71025276
the "ah dohnt behlieve it" guy looks more like a cartoon character than a real person
its like hes a meme that broke reality, slipped into our dimension, and put himself there for our enjoyment. we're living in the best times right now
>>71025294
how did it end up like this
why does everything have to be 'smart' these days
why does everything samsung make have to be curved?
>>71025224
Which guy is the best though?
It's the guy having the stroke, I'd say.
>>71024012
FUCKING FEMINIST SYSTEM