/brit/

>>71019332
pls don't photoshop mr baldmans face

What to do when a cat eats meth?

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>>71019332

>>71019358
why does green type like a caveman?

>>71019352
take him to rehab

>>>71019338
>keeping america safe

think that's done by not having muslims swarming everywhere and better yet not having them become a permanent minority

it's laughable to think that crude immigration bans would affect the international organizations in saudi with a fair amount of funds from private parties as if these higher ups were doing the terrorist acts themselves and not imploring the waves of muslims the US will now get

It's too far gone in France. 10% of the population is maghrebi.

>bad head cold

>>71019358
Distressing

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>>71019352
rip gatto

alri

>>71019332
OMG THIS KOKSAL BABA SACK OF SHIT HAS THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A LOSER HAHAHAHAH OMGGG yikes babe please

>>71019386
>as if these higher ups were doing the terrorist acts themselves
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>muslims swarming everywhere
what's he going to do about the millions who are already in the US and committing terrorist attacks.

what's he going to do about the more omnious threat of school and gang shootings.

is he going to keep america safe from the exploitative cartels of your medical industry?

>>71019352
Dead.
I felt amazing the other day when I smoked meth other than the heart palpations, definitely not using again.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/170931

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/170931

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/170931

>>71019433
>signing these petitions to just get the government to fob you off with an automated responses

nah pham i'm good.

>>71019433
shan't be signing this

>>71019421
yank B..TF.....O!

>>71019433
>implying the worst part about the TV license is just the money and not the fact the budget is used on biased propaganda

sissy brit boys

I paid you a small fortune!

>>71019421
>what's he going to do about the millions who are already in the US and committing terrorist attacks.

Is this something he's allowed to do something about? He's tried to prevent a significant permanent minority from forming which cannot be said for France or England or Germany.

>what's he going to do about the more omnious threat of school and gang shootings.

From who? Unfortunately the people demand too much action on such things. School shootings are something to be absorbed and dealt with with school security and not widespread gun criminalization which would do nothing.

>gang shootings

Frankly not an issue that can be easily tackled rather than a symptom of culture and economic decay nor is this something I care about.

>is he going to keep america safe from the exploitative cartels of your medical industry?

Irrelevant but likely no. Would it be better somehow for a social democrat to come to power and add even more social welfare spending when the supposed hypercapitalistic USA already spends more per capita on social spending than any other state? I don't particularly like Trump, but the muslim immigration ban was a wonderful idea. It's not even specifically about terrorism. If it was known that they would assimilate (read: become taxable entities and fuck everything else up) nonetheless why should they be allowed?

>>71019464

I didn't create the damn petition you fat slag. I'm encouraging people to sign it purely because of the propaganda.

>>71019459
i don't favour anyone in american politics, but how americans can get behind such transparently shitty gestures whilst ignoring massive structural problems with their cunt is beyond me.

americans are like horse, nay cattle, with blinkers on being driven by their masters.

I like not having to watch adverts, not signed

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What do you think she is listening to, lads?

i got a phone call from jammer

>>71019544
https://youtu.be/-XNaNckHBNA

>>71019544
recording i sent her of me wanking (shes my gf)

I swear half of you are bent twats with the fucking shite I see on /brit/ fucking talk about normal stuff for once

>>71019571

The state of that.

>>71019502
>He's tried to prevent a significant permanent minority from forming which cannot be said for France or England or Germany.

American muslims have committed more terror attacks than british muslims (despite their being proportionally more).

>I care about.
unless you go to gay-night clubs, or use public transport in major cities, why would you care about terrorist attacks?

>wonderful idea
except it's Pakistanis and Bangladeshis, Lebanese, Egyptian, Palis, who are the main source nations of muslims in the US

not sudan and yemen ffs

>>71019571

good for her, 2bh

Really like kissing boys and sucking penises

>>71019583

Fuck up Canada ya dick

Go eat some maple syrup or something.

Cunts!

mommy gf wants me to marry her
but i'm a yung mane and i haven't yet tasted life

wat do

>>71019544
1975

I SAID TALK AS IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE

THIS IS UNEBELIVEABLE

>>71019544
to PIXIES or some ugly jew wanking

>>71019544
'eath 'ips

>>71019544

The screams of her family being tortured by a Paki rape gang.

>>71019571
she's not even ugly

she was probably batting way out of her league

>>71019544
The latest molyneux podcast

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

>>71019632
fuck off and fuck your mother
Who you trin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco

never met a female i could respect

ahh yes, the humble oat, noblest of all the grains, accompanied with none other than it's trusty companion milk.

What a fantastic morning and day this will be

>>71019678
photo shoot before the porno

>>71019620
>>71019620
will you get the monies????

>>71019678
Imagine actually following the activities of these fellows.

>>71019544
elliot smith or perhaps modest mouse, girls are all the same

pooed out last nights alcohol

THIS PLACE IS UTTERLY VILE

4CHAN HAS DESTROYED YOUR INNER MORALITY

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Doing a read

>>71019745
why doesn't she name the Jew

>>71019745
>ah yes let me just blame everyone but myself

typical millennial

>>71019756
It's only 82 pages mate, not enough to go that deep.

>>71019756
unproven yet innit

all else is hearsay

>>71019660
*grabs your penis*

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i find it funny how europeans despise the US while knowing full-well that they'd be completely fucked without us, but they fucked themselves over anyway

>>71019774
This is the man who grabbed my penis peopLLEEE

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doing a bradley post

>it's only 82 pages

>>71019732

Are you that cunt who was pissed on Brit/pol/

>>71019745
>bitch's a year older than me
>already famous in alt-right
>has a book out
>works as a journalist
kill me senpai, the pain is too much

keep getting emails from pinterest even though i've literally never used that site in my life

>>71019782
The world would be much better off within the United Terrorist States of America

>>71019794
i dont go on /pol/ so 80% sure it wasn't me

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currently reading book 2 of Churchill's 12 part series on WWII

>>71019814

Ah, very well then.

>>71019818
>Churchill

Genocidal psychopath desu

>>71019839
'sheed

>>71019839

Don't forget fat.

>>71019839
>falling for Nazi propaganda 70+ years on

German efficiency really is unsurpassed

>>71019809
Really? Pretty sure there'd be half the countries in Europe if so and a total, current or former soviet occupation of the entire continent.

>>71019703
no she could ostensibly get a good job. and so could i

and we could be an upper middle class couple together.

the only thing is that when i'm 30, she'll be 41.

so we'll NEED to have kids like in 5-6 years.

also i wanna fug some other girls and stuff

the tiny bit of snow that fell is now melting to boring ol' rain

>>71019871
Jesus don't marry an old women either way

This is extremely short sighted.

>>71019864
>defending churchill FUB

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>>71019871
>the only thing is that when i'm 30, she'll be 41.

she will be 70 when you are 59

>>71019887
I know i know ;_;

but she loves me, and idk where i'm going to get a girl as good as her again. and i don't want to let her down :/

>>71019913

You should kill her, anon.

>tfw my gf is 26 years older than me

get on my level

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>>71019907
>she will be 70 when you are 59

I will continue to speak up for refugees and immigrants and British values of tolerance and free speech

>>71019991
'd

I will continue to speak up for rorke and rasheed and /brit/ values of wanking and doing a poo

yes, hello detective? i'd like to report a murder

yes, a thread on 4chan

don't hang up on me you normie swine

Just annihilated a Yank on the ol' chess

not to sound mad, but is porn a strategy of the government to keep the populations sedated and distracted?

Cup of tea lads

There is no rorke nor rasheed

https://lichess.org/WrQfx5WI

>>71020082

Yes and the Jews are behind it

>>71020089
rorkesheed

>>71020082
everything is, read adorno

>>71019991

>British values of tolerance

since when has this ever been a thing?

>>71020126
John Locke put religious tolerance pretty high in his writings of liberty (which form the basis of most western democratic socieities).

white people smell and look like mayonnaise

>>71020108
rashorke

British """Tolerance"

-bought and sold slaves
-oppressed the irish for centuries, including genocide under cromwell
-banned jews and roma multiple times
-discriminated against catholics
-conquered a quarter of the world's landmass by force

what a lovely, tolerant people

>>71020157

There is literally nothing wrong with that.

listening to some Pet Shop Boys. are they best British band?

>>71020157
If you're intolerant to your enemies, they win.

listening to some Pet Shop Boys

they've got a buy one get one free on golden orf

>>71020177
idiot

>>71020157
yes we're extremely intolerant, don't come here

got called a racist in the pet shop, boys

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>>71020193

>>71020157
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT BRITS

>be sweden
>be neutral throughout history
>end up more successful than britain

ah yes we must be intolerant towards our """"enemies"""

>>71020192
>>71020201

You are Being Boring, here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvFOaBoieE

>>71020226
You've convinced me, let's change the past!

>>71020279
fallacy

cold out

>>71020157
literally every country had a slave trade, the brits were the first to abolish it

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A US federal appeals court has rejected President Donald Trump's attempt to reinstate his ban on citizens from seven mainly Muslim countries.

>>71020285
phallusy

>>71020279
>thairorke

>>71020226
sweden and other nordicucks have just leeched off other countries' achievements and prosperity for centuries

added to that they have a large land/resource to population ratio

rate my 4 fave songs from first 4 pet shop boy lps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHaA1beOwrY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq72QbwOhoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed1tv_gCOUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvFOaBoieE

>tfw a very multinational individual who has 3 citizenships and has lived in various countries

never understood the whole patriotism lark.

*injects heroin*

*be gay*

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>>71020343
https://youtu.be/E3cFiWtcT4k

>tfw have the virgin political views

>>71020388
if you're such a rorke why not get a white gf?

>>71020404
I never said I was a rorke

toilet bog fart

>>71020412
no but it has become apparent when you've divulged you're opinions on things.

>>71020412

are ladyboys real?

>>71020423
He changes his opinions based on what will net him the most (You)s at that time of day lad

*celebrates the Queen's birthday*

>>71020360
>I don't fit in anywhere and have nowhere I can call home so nobody else should either

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is there anything more beta than the fetishisation of yellow women

>>71020333
it will be upheld in the SC

it was his plan all along

hack the planet

>>71020437
magic the gathering

*does a poofterpost*

>>71020423
Things aren't so black and white. I can feel strongly on certain issues on the right but not others.
>>71020426
All literal holograms.

>>71020436
I fit in everywhere, I'm a very personable nice charming boy and I can call any of the 3 cunts i'm citizen to, as well as any other countries where i am granted a visa to 'home'.

don't understand why you'd call it a day at one.

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THAILAAAAAD

starting to dislike switzerland

>>71020453
>The white race is superior but i'm too beta to get a western woman

pfft get it togerther you mong-hole
>>71020464
good

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even the bread is mixed race these days

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>>71020462

>>71020437
fetishising yellow women's feet

>>71020464
its probably the german jew posting across the boarder

>>71020464
he's a brit using a vpn because hes scared of mummy may finding out about his fondness for cp.

>>71020477
what's your opinion on the algerian?

>>71020475
Not going to waste my time on you if you're just going to put words into my mouth.

>>71020482
*border

>>71020487
Perhaps not a good fit for this general.

oi oi oi

strongbow before work?

>>71020483
the government is full of kiddy fiddlers and they protect them.

Why would I trust such an institution with my most intimate of thoughts? They'd probably give me a constituency if I were actually fond of CP. unfortunately I'm against the governemnt for harbouring such inclinations.

>>71020498
good don't you dare respond to anything i say.

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND? MORE LIKE WHITE MAN'S BEST FRIEND

>>71020515
>"He's a cunt and needs to die." - Thailad, 2017
wew

>>71020527
what could possibly go wrong?

>>71020523
>three ois
fuck you doing

>>71020537
dogs dont like blacks because they cant see their faces properly.

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>tfw woke up at 6 in the morn to go to gym
>tfw literally spent 4 hours shitposting.

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>>71020515
which one of these guys is you? are you the paki?

might unironically do a poo

>>71020560
i spent 4 hours shitting once

never eating at that kfc again

reminder that are lemar should have won the first series of fame academy

https://youtu.be/rK3OScp1NDU

>thairorke is at it again

can this wh*te imperalist go ONE DAY without spewing right wing bullshit?

>>71020609
come fight me

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she is dead inside kek.

>>71020609
forgot your proxy, nonce

>>71020599
got no respect for british r&b artists that pretend to be american

>>71020618
thanks for letting us know. very interesting.

>>71020620
no, he didn't :^)

>>71020628
all british blacks pretend to be american.

>>71020644
I don't

thailad has seemed a little bit mad lately

must be going through some shit

let's all be nice to him just in case

>>71020644
how are they meant to act like wearing flat caps and eating fish and chips all the time?

>>71020651
bet you do any you dont even realise it

>>71020616
tell me where you live or work and I'll be waiting, runt

>>71020644
all british people pretend to be american.

>>71020676
prove you're in Thailand first

>>71020687
black people especially as they have no culture.

BEEN A LONG TIME, YOU SAID YOU MISED ME

WORD GETS ROUND, YOU SHOULDN'TA DISSED ME

on my way home now from brisbane

sixth time this week

>>71020628
Afro-british culture is the worst shit I've seen in my life.

>>71020644
For some reason Noongas here like to play American too, even though they're not even tangentially related.

taking a shit lads

if the world was civ v america would've won a cultural victory in the 1980s

How old are you lads?

>>71020744
it did win a cultural victory though

>>71020746
28

>>71020746

23

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>>71020715
Sunny coast?

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>>71020746

>>71020744
>tfw we wasted 4 Great Musicians at once on America in the 60's

>>71020715
where you headed??

>>71020744
being comfortably middle-class, white and living in America during the 70s, 80s and 90s was probably the peak of human existence.

>>71020746
today is my 18th birthday

>>71020769
>the beatles
>great musicians

>>71020769
o please they wouldn't have amounted to a pile of shit if they didn't come to america

the british invasion made those bands

>>71020777
so far

still gambling on a new british empire in space

>>71020778
This is sad

>>71020777
>tfw the simpsons was a fairly good representation of middle class american lfie
>tfw now it looks like some weird absurd, abstract art that requires suspension of belief.

>>71020764
nah, was born and raised there though

>>71020746
24 haha

>>71020688
>come fight me
>name a time and place
>p-prove you're in thailand first

fucking HOWLING

>>71020777
nah 50s for sure

>>71020810
that has more to do with the evolution of the show than any cultural changes

Post your comfy 20th century, white, middle class societies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJ94j8I65g

still thinking about the time my voice cracked in the middle of that conversation.

>>71020844
no but i mean even looking back.

how could a man with a high school education afford a house that big for example?

though i guess the frank grimes episode addressed that too.

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>>71020815
proxy confirmed

sad cunt

wish i could just click on a youtube video in my favourites and just have it play without being some part of bullshit playlist

>>71020874
how many times are you going to post this, fatlad?

>>71020727
great afro-brits
>mary seacole
>olaudah equiano
>lennox lewis
>sir trevor mcdonald
>william shakespeare

great aussies
>peter andre
>that bloke who who got killed by a stingray
>...

>>71020857
mum grew up in brisbane in the 60s and said that most people still used outhouses instead of inside toilets until the mid 70s

>>71020925
>>william shakespeare
WE

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>>71020761
>>71020744

>The Australian dialect will die out in your life time.

Actually can't cop this one boyos

>>71020861
first their house isn't big by american standards it's average and second you can still afford such with only a high school diploma if you go into the trades and assuming you're not somewhere like nyc or san fran where housing prices are out of control

my mates who work the oil fields can barely read yet they make more money than my mates who have master's degrees

>>71020925

chopper was alri

america is the biggest multicultural force ever known

>>71020962
nah, yanks have actually been co-opting australian slang

body builders use terms like "mirin'" and i even saw a yank here talking about "munching a durrie" the other day

>>71020944
lad thinks he's too good for an outhouse

>>71021010
>body builders use terms like "mirin'"
that's just cause of zyzz

>and i even saw a yank here talking about "munching a durrie" the other day
literally me haha

>>71020973
yeh but thats back-breaking and dangerous work that will destroy their bodies before they're 40 years old. and once they're unfit for that work thats it, they have nothing else to offer.

>>71020925
what about the minogues

>>71021039
kylie is good but dani cancels her out desu

gabbo
GABBO
G A B B O

>>71021035
once they age out of roughnecking they'll become tool pushers

>>71021076
your dad's a tool pusher m8

>>71021086
yea pushes his tool in your mum's fanny haha

>>71021076
is that slang for being a bender?

>>71021019
Bullshit listen to the way your parents speak compared to the way we do. My father fires of a good Australianism at least once a sentence.

We only use ironic stuff like "munching a durrie" we learnt in highschool.
The next generation won't know any.

>>71021062
new an abo called gabriel from caboolture and people called him gabbo the abo from cabo

>>71021098
he pushes everyone's tool into his baggy anus lad

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THREE
DAY
WEEKEND

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thairad!

>>71021134
do a stream

Ever touched a penis that wasn't your own?

SEVEN
DAY
WEEKEND

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>>71021143

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thailadddddddddddd

>>71021134
my boss called and said if i dont come in today i shouldn't bother coming in on monday

woo 4 day weekend!

>>71021151
nah, I own every penis I touch

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>>71021134
EVERY DAY IS MY WEEKEND

step it up senpai

>>71021143
no americans allowed

>>71021162
no ladyboys allowed

Thailad is a narcisstic beta

job center wouldn't take my sick note
now I have to go back next week when I'm in crutches

>>71021151
yeah touched dicks with a couple of my mates when i was about 9

they were both circumcised and i wasn't, thought it was weird and their dicks looked like mushrooms

No matter how far I roam I still call Australia home 2bh
Can't imagine being so much of a runt that you don't identify with your country of birth re: swiss cunt

>>71021150
at work for another 45 minutes

>>71021189
right then, i expect a stream later on

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>>71021167

this thread is mine

>>71021117
Was walking down a Caboolture street once and saw an abo push a 12 yr old of his bike and ride off on it.

Another time I was at the Morayfield traino and saw an abo with 2 plastic bags full of empty beer cans going of on a drunken rant.
He proceeded to walk up and down the line empty the bags on the ground.

>>71021172
NICE!
>>71021206
Going out this evening, sorry m8 :/

Jennifer Lawrence looks amazing naked

snowing lads

seething that no aussies took my bait before

>>71021230

bet he anus is unbleached

>>71021230
she looks like an average human female woman

i'm smarter than both of my parents

is the a setting so anyone replying to a filtered flag is also stubbed

>>71021230
proofs

>>71021174
don't know if jelly or not

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rate the lass (it's my gf)

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>>71021255
yes

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>>71021055
Danii is ten times hotter

Was it ever possible to just not work and live off bennies

>>71021267
nice

>>71021286
I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94EaP2vhpZI

literally my ringtone, lads

>>71021281
peak kylie >>> peak danii

>>71021256
don't wanna upset big j haha

>>71021301
Is it sustainable tho
Dwp must be giving u bare aggro

is there a /brit/ facebook page?

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truly the greatest achievement of the australian race

>>71021313
you can just link him to the fappening site you bellsniff

>>71021249
I feel like my dad is smart but he just had no education

https://youtu.be/MvouLOjKgqk

so this ... is the power ... of the alt right

>>71021320
Nah, haven't been bothered by them in over one year

>>71021117
>>71021217
once witnessed a 12 year old run across the train tracks at wynnum station to ask for a light

Any breasts over about a C move from erotic to disgusting desu
So veiny, pale and hideously misshapen and saggy

>>71021320
i'd be more concerned about fucking up your life to the extent of it becoming impossible to fix if you ever wanted to stop being a povvo parasite living in a cheap bedsit eating pot noodles every day.

>>71021281
good post

>>71021312
not a good post but i respect your opinion my man

I have a hairy chest and stomach lads :(

>>71021312
Brunettes > Blondes

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rate the gf (my gf)

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literally you

haitiANO

>>71021337
holy cringe

>>71021378
what's wrong with her face?

>>71021421
>looking at her face

bender alert

>>71021378

5/10

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POSTED FROM A SAMSUNG GALAXY S7 EDGE

>>71021382
put some of my cum in cupcake batter and gave them to some friends once for a laugh

>>71021344
Can imagine this so vividly. Fuck I love this country.

>>71021350
you basically like boys

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gf

>>71021444
you match with some right munters

>>71021444
what's she doing on tinder then?

*attacks your bigoted beliefs*

for me, it's yorkshire tea

>>71021444
Want to eat ger hot sweaty taco logs

for me, it's ashley cole

>>71021429
>only looking at breasts
you must be smart

still have ios9 literally REFUSE to update to ios10

Doing a poo at work lads

>>71021480
*challenges your pre-conceived notions*

might have to invest in a new beard trimmer

>>71021464
Lad the girl that's currently my main from Tinder is a qt

>>71021518
*eats a satsuma*

>>71021521
more like pub trimmer eh? *winks at you and fiercely sucks you off*

>>71021518
*accuses you of racism*

>>71021186
I hold no affinity for the patch of dirt that I happened to be born on
if it wasn't that patch of dirt, it would be another

>>71021506
Good lad it takes up too much memory and the changes are purely cosmetic

>>71021444
>that face
grim

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>I hold no affinity for the patch of dirt that I happened to be born on
>if it wasn't that patch of dirt, it would be another

will be drinking from 5pm today till 9pm sunday

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goal gf

>>71021546
just dont like the new style of notifications. so SHANT

>>71021542
Don't you like that your ancestors built the country into a pinnacle of human achievement?

gonna eat an orange lads

will let you know how it went in the next thread

>>71021506
it's shit, they make you press the home button twice instead of swiping to open your phone

took me months to get used to it

>>71021542
>A nation is just the land it rests upon

good bait or the post of an utterly demoralised soul.

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oestrogen from years of solid beer drinking has done a number on my body

I HAVEN'T GOT A (you) IN THE LAST 3 POSTS. YOU CUNTS BETTER RESPOND NOW OR THERE WILL NE HALE TO BALE

>>71021564
looks like any other black irish lass aka plain jane

>>71021564
self harm scars on her left thigh

>>71021577
Better be a WILLIAM of orange hahahahhaha

>>71021597
I thought beer was manly

>>71021564
how do people sit it on their legs like that?

>>71021564
>not doing your self harm scars in plain view so everyone can give you attention and feel sorry for you

lmao idiot girl

>>71021531
>>71021541

*gets put in the lockup*

Bugger

>>71021651
Exercise, fatty

saving my post for the next thread

hope i don't forget it haha

>>71021564

When did it become the norm for girls to have long hair and boys to have short hair?