/brit/

See this girl?

She is a fascist

doing a poo

what is australian rules posting?

feeling empty inside lads

>>71025348
Haven't pooed in two days, starting to worry ahha

>>71025344
women cant grasp political positions

>>71025327
had the exact same thought. would like to know the back story.

australians live in nigger climate

Would you date a demisexual?

>>71025361
have you been eating much?

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See this girl?

She is a fascist

fuck yeah i used a timer! whaddya expect? use a delay like a dumbass.ppfft

>>71025344
>See this girl?
hard to miss her, mate

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why does everything have to be 'smart' these days
why does everything samsung make have to be curved

>>71025361
Don't worry mate I go over a week sometimes and I'm still fine

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14" £3.50 from ASDA
Very nice

>>71025344
think she just called u a wanker m8

>>71025375
I ate a meal each day

>download american hardcore compilation album because it features some decent exclusive tracks from euro producers
>most of the american tracks have some cringeworthy screamo or rap vocals
fucking yanks

how come peeves wasn't in the harry potter films? he was my favourite character

>>71025399
pizza is so bad for you

it's healthier having a mcdonalds

>>71025376
no she isn't, she's just an opportunist

>>71025404
Yanks? The most diabolical beasts known to man, damn the Yank!

as i was going over

the cork and kerry mountains

Virgin Atlantic or British Airways lads?

>>71025404
>american hardcore compilation album
is this porn?

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just had one of these bad boys installed in my house

kind of regretting it now

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BEADY

should i get a chinky or a parmo tonight

>>71025456
virgin atlantic seems to suit you haha
*slaps you on the back a bit too hard*

>>71025456
with Virgin you get a tiny toothpaste, toothbrush, eye mask and blanket
can't speak for BA

>>71025465
wHAT IS IT?

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>looks the sundial
>nod me head approvingly like pic related

it's time, lads

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca

>>71025465
define these bad boys

>>71025456
is richard branson a virgin?

>>71025456
british atlantic virgin airways desu

>>71025457
hardcore is fast, harsh gabber

>>71025465
72 in 25 minutes is a shit score for Simon Says, mate

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See this girl? she is 2D.

>>71025499
are you a negroid

>>71025516
Her knickers are showing

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snow is coming down thick and fast now

>>71025346
my current favourite is the cheeky bloke on the right who just poked the lad next to him and made him turn around

>>71025529
It's the nonce test, if you looked at her knickers first you're a probably one

GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS!!! GET YER FRESHLY TOASTED AND ROASTED AND SALTED GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS. STEP RIGHT ON OVER FOLKS!

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See this girl?

awake early

>>71025499
In Britain hardcore's way way softer than gabber, more like 'techno' or europop but with 4x4 kick drum 175 bpm
the Dutch gabber scene looks great, wish I'd been around for it

>>71025550
we know. you tell us every time

london in the 1960s is the pinnacle of human civilisation, fuck america in the 90s

>>71025546
Where's that? South East?

>>71025528
i'm white

>>71025563
this is the kind of hardcore i'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzHzv5G7gIM
more precisely it's usually called industrial hardcore

*rests my head on my hand and smiles at you*

Just watched an amateur porno of a bird from my town then found her normiebook haha

gotta run them gimmicks once in a while lest they go soft and turn into mush la tbqh ngl

vomiting

>>71025560
a janitor you say?

>>71025599
Sounds alright, bit like later German gabber desu

>>71025597
Birmingham my man

been stuck at 80kg on bench press at gym for the past 3 weeks

fucking LIVID rn

>>71025581
don't think i do lad, i liked green hatted twat man til recently

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>>71025669
>lifting
FUCKING N)ORMEIIIEEEES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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*calibrating memes*....done
*fine tuning gimmicks*.....done
*loading modules smeg, arse, kipper, chebs, slag, slegs, FOY FOY FOY*....done
*promoting -ise for -ize.*.....done
*clearing runts*........done
*entering /brit/.......*

drop yer knickers, wipe yer snickers and smoke a kipper, lads, feel like a full English this morning!

not having lunch today

>>71025487
>>71025482
its some "smart thermostat" from google. its like a surveillance system for your house and a thermostat that has an AI or something.

>>71025320
australian rules?
we have to live with avoiding the center of the island?

here is my ranking of black mirror episodes

1. White Christmas
2. Fifteen Million Merits
3. San Junipero
4. The Entire History of You
5. Shut Up and Dance
6. Hated in the Nation
7. The National Anthem
8. Be Right Back
9. Nosedive
10. Playtest
11. White Bear
12. Men Against Fire
13. The Waldo Moment

>>71025560
while you were riding the cock carousel
I was riding the tiger

while you were having pre-marital sex
I was having pre-enlightenment esotericism

>>71025546

I feel like I know this road but can't quite say where it is in Brum

*shows you my arse then runs away giggling*

>>71025599
this is best hardcore tbph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2tXmEDGT-0

>>71025730
i ate plenty of ya mums cunt for both of us

>poms and yanks bickering over which version of the office is better

They're both fucking shit

>>71025667
Just started snowing here too, noice

>>71025811
hardcore punk

eating a satsuma lads

>>71025811
That's rock not hardcore.

watching some mong eating an orange lads

>>71025546
2bh, very envy you.
my place hardly have snow and we had yesterday a bit, but it's already all gone. Even I couldn't have time to take photos of snow.

>i'm straight edge
worse than vegan people

>>71025828
the uk one has its moments
i haven't seen a full episode of the us one but from bits i've seen it looks like reddit: the show

>>71025789
It's Coventry Road desu

>>71025845
>hardcore band isn't hardcore
whatever you say laddo

>>71025876
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcore_(electronic_dance_music_genre)

>>71025862
im straight edge because i don't want to have to worry about how it'll affect my diabetes

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Cannot hold it back any longer.

It's time to release my pent up wank.

>>71025699
most lifters these days are autists thinking it will get them laid

>>71025865
>the uk one has its moments

>Oh haha look rickey gervais is using self deprecating humour and is depressed and its funny because i can relate

They're both reddit, especially considering reddit yanks are all britboos so they probably prefer the more quirky british version

>>71025669
been stuck at that for a couple of months lad
my programming and diet is so shit. Atm i'm just trying to get my minimums up, want to be pressing at least 80kg every time i bench

>>71025936
>tfw need to wank 3 times day to alleviate my 'mosis

sometimes i don't wanna

hardcore punk is every bit as shit as punk is desu

>>71025811
think you'll find THIS is the best hardcore lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMHCw4aH0U

bold prediction: im going to be having lots of sex by the end of the year

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>>71025908
if you say you're in a hardcore band no one thinks you make that gay club music you like laddy

is toilet water drinkable?

>>71025986
This 2bh, hardcore is rock not edm

sad neet cunts

>>71025965
you just need an assertive but motherly milf who will get you to do it

its for your own good

>>71025984
similarly bold prediction: by the end of the year i will be 90kg and lifting 1/2/3/4 for reps

>>71025986
Okay then :-|

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why do you like him when he is 'ddit incarnate?

>>71026005
>edm

lol

Should I get my British citizenship lads?

>>71026027
Who is he

>>71026027
I like things based on whether I like them or not rather than whether a community of yank mongs like them

>>71025997
Normally yes but there's too much e.coli in bathrooms. Even in your own bathroom at home you should be careful.

>>71025997
yes
t. dog

>>71026042
FOP

>>71026027
Who the fuck is that?

>>71025997
Don't think, just feel.

>>71026027
1142?

>>71026043
>>71026088
the defender of the separate taps

currently have 270 cash in my wallet feel like a trillionaire

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Brexit BTFO

>>71026073
Piss off, east-coast wanker!

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Gonna watch Prison Break again

>>71025769
What's your beef with the Waldo moment

>>71026117
>brown again
when was it ever brown?

>>71026104
ive tried showering with one tap and its incredibly inferior to two

>>71025669
easy bench press plateau trouble shooting guide:

do lots of upper back training
work in some negatives and/or isometric holds at sticking points
maybe work in some pressing with bands

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>>71026117
>make britain brown again
pls be photoshop

new: >>71026007

>>71026144
The celts

>>71026144
celts are culturally niggers

>>71026118
The fuck does that have to do with anything you perthrunt

If you move to the UK from perth to acquire citizenship your wage will half and your cost of living will increase or stay the same

http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/
oh right

>>71026201
Ay but I'll just join the navy and be like Lord Nelson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e92PetkkPvc

high tempo

>>71026148
>just select the temperature you want instead of having to juggle between either freezing or boiling water
ah yes sounds superior indeed

>>71026117
>Brown again.
White will be disappeared in 20 years.

>>71025729
hmm, decent post... for a yank

>>71026243
>he would rather join the british navy than the australian navy

hate to use the word after its 'dditisation but that's the epitome of a cuck move

>>71026323
I hate Australia and Australians.

I curse my parents for moving here to birth and raise me.

I'm closing /brit/ now

me too

>>71026353
Fuck off back to your third world country then you ungrateful pommy runt

you've got piers morgan syndrome

*dons trip*
hmm yes, this shall net me some (you)s

would a pig eat pork scratchings?

>>71026437
Uncultured east-coaster. What do you do over there, beat rocks together all day?

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>tfw i sperged out when mum said it was my birthday so the waitresses just whispered happy birthday to me instead

>>71026507
Lmao are you the one posting for weeks on here and had a poll about not wanting to go out with your mother.

>>71026507
>australia in a nutshell

>>71026498
pigs eat anything you put in front of them

>>71026498
Yes.

t. Pork scratching pig feeder

>>71026498
used to have pet chickens and fed them leftover chicken all the time so probably

will /brit/ ever die?

>>71026548
as far as you don't Breixt from 4 chan.

the longer i go without wanking, the smaller my flaccid penis becomes.

>>71026548
I hope it's soon because I've got a life I need to be getting back to

>>71026534
it's the hardest country in the world to be an abnormie in

>>71026548
gimmicks are dead

>yank """""special forces"""""

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege

>>71026532
weeks? no
this week? yes

had a burger for lunch
quite good

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having a think on what my moment will be

>Fuck, weekend comes again...sad.

getting ready for the ideology war lads

party of norfolk beach lads

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night lads

>>71026286
>you don't need to do any of that shit.

of course not, but they're good tools to experiment with. if you're stuck in a plateau in the gym from doing the same thing, why not make something else stronger in the mean time? the basics are hard work and good programming but it isn't dumb to add in different stimuli to your muscles and strengthen weak points.

Love the weekend me, especially friday/saturday night and that absolute freedom away from the normies and toils of life, sunday is alright but if you're not a NEET you probably have that thought of "work tomorrow" in the back of your mind. Wish I would die in my sleep.

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>>71026686
Feels like weeks...

who wanks on their front? like rubbing against a bed or something. thought only girls did this

>>71026771
the trick to not feeling like that all Sunday is to do something on Friday night
makes Saturday feel like Sunday and Sunday feel like a bonus day until like 6pm

>>71026816
tru

>>71026733
what kinds of ideology you have?

>>71026832
from when i was a little kid up til i first came i used to hump my bed to fall asleep

>business idea: invade australia while they're asleep

>>71026832
i had sex with a pillow once when i was 9 if that counts

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>>71026841
>until like 6pm

Considering buying one of those little hoover robots
I already tidy up quite well but I'd like the company

>>71026771
friday night make me sick because I have to pretend to be a nomie and have to go drinking, Saturday is okay because I don't have to go anywhere, from 17 oclock I feel pathetic and weaken again.

>>71026841
>until like 6pm
how 2 extend time?

>>71026951
>I already tidy up quite well but I'd like the company

SAD

>>71026981
>stop trying to intentionally fuck up your english
coming from the american

>>71026928
well obviously you realise at some point

>>71026961
cryogenics

gona have a nap

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>>71026894
are you sure you want this land?

>>71026997
we can forgive yanks their fat fingers makes it hard to hit the right keys

I read an article and it said that most of normal sex will be disappeared after 25 years and it would be normal to have a sex with robots.
I wish I would re-born in the world of 30 years later

Now this is a proper siege

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Embassy_siege

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going to be living with freshers next year when i will be 20 fucking years old

>>71027060
The advanced future thing is a meme, the world will decline into dark ages

Hello English speakers I have a question. Can you always tell from which English speaking country someone is??

>>71027081
other than -ize and some word choices not really

>>71027117
hello nonceth

>>71027137
not even slightly m8
going to do steds to intimidate them out of speaking to me

>>71027165
mostly

>>71027117
Who gives a shit, you're still in uni for fucks sake some of them will probably have their life together and don't post on a mongolian knitting site

who here /golfwang/?

>>71027202
And when you can't??

>>71027165
I can't tell the different between Aussies and Kiwis and Yanks and Canadians

>>71027189
steds make your wang shrink mate dont do it

>>71027140
Believe it.
the robots will sell in this year, I couldn't find any articles in English, tho.
http://www.afpbb.com/articles/-/3114318

poo a'brewin tbqh la

>>71027222
And who are the kiwis?? :-/

>>71027220
i can mistake a canadian for an american until they say out or another word containing that sound
i can also mistake north-east english for scottish

who here /wolfgang/?

>>71027222
they all look the same desu

>>71027117
boo fucking hoo, literal child lives with literal children while collectively wasting 3 years of their lives together

>>71027255
People from New Zealand

>>71027254
ngl*

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>>71027219
good post

>>71027288
>20
>literal child
stop this meme. You're the reason why 20 year olds are mongs, people keep telling them they're children and they don't have any responsibilities.

>>71026981
because my teacher of English was Americans, you should be tolerant my english.

>>71027270
Right
>>71027295
Right

>>71027288
t. bitter NEET

>>71027320
what else about that post made you think it was worth responding to?

>>71027320
if you're still an arrogant student, you're still a child, simple as
they signed up to get £30,000 in debt for a piece of paper for the sole reason of avoiding responsibilities for another 3 years

>>71027361
t. works at tesco

just devised some new ways to redpill the next generation

i need to shit really bad but its nearly 1am

>>71027316
>>71027219
good posts

>>71027361
if university is a waste of time how come students on average will earn more over their lifetime than someone who didn't go?

>>71027165
I have a counter question, which English speaker's English is easy/hard to understand for you?
Me? of course all, but Aussies' the most.

>>71027361
alri Matt

>>71027361
yeah mate i'm getting a degree in engineering to avoid responsibilities for 3 years
mong

>>71027389
fucking hate this feel

>>71027389
1 am, what is the big problem to shit?

>>71027494
Seriously? Why whites hate to go to bathroom late at night? You guys even don't take shower at night. Really strange.

Lads

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608

>bought assassins creed unity
>set during french revolution
>everyone has english accents

PONDERING

>>71027559
knock it off

>>71027559
how many of those replies are yours?

>>71027576
just bought that for 99p mate

[deleted]

>>71027559
Still got my (You) in that thread that I can look at whenever I don't get any in /brit/ (very rare occurence).

>>71027559
>94 days old

Is there a thread on 4chan older than that?

>>71027559
>he went through all the replies and replied to them with another picture of his bike cos he was happy
:3

>>71027636
there was a thread on /ic/ or something that was like 4 years old
butts general, I think

>>71027494
>>71027550
i couldn't hold it
i wish i took a photo before i flushed, it was an enormous amount the toilet almost overflowed
>>71027503
don't want to wake anyone up by flushing

>>71027636
oldest thread on /po/ is from october 2015

>>71027589
Make me

weighed myself before and after a poo and it didn't even make a difference

wasn't even a small one

>>71027559
explain this meme

>>71027636
think the katy perry thread on /wsg/ is

>>71027550
it's so-called ''cultural difference''?
Fuck, I can't live with qt Western girls if I can't shit at night.

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best maisie

>>71027636
there's one from 2013 somewhere, can't remember where

>>71027688
absolute nonce

>>71027676
That's the scale remembering your old weight. Take out the battery and try again.

Just welcomed a Syrian refugee family into the neighbourhood lads

>>71027652
Haha I didn't notice that, what a cutie.

>>71027703
nah nah i tried it again, i always double check

>>71027557
>>71027503
>>71027681

Nobody cares when you shit, he's fooling you.

>>71027678
Read the first few responses to his post. He got bullied by some cunt then said he had no friends, which was why he posted his bike on there.

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See this Galdem?

She is a fascista

>>71027660
do you live in doom or somewhere at small share house?
this reminds me that elementary school students in japan can't use bathroom to shit at school.

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couldnt imagine non-ironically not watching black mirror desu

it's just so good

Just had a breakfast wrap

Egg, hashbrown, sausage, and maple syrup

why do some people refuse to like good things lads
watching fargo season 1 with the housemate and her judgement 15 minutes into episode one is "it's weird"

>>71027731
I see, m8. I was wondering how to stand to shit at night, especially amerifat have to go bathroom so many times.

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>>71027834
What did Charlie Brooker mean by this?

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>>71027869

what a nasty slag

GOAT show

>>71027850
>maple syrup
kill yourself my man

>>71027834
>it's just so good
Are you a fan of Hollyoaks too?

>>71027869
season 1 could really do without the supermarket king arc

>>71027834
>>71027869
people have different tastes

>>71027869
>how many drugs were they on when they wrote this

Gone through two cycles of 'I want to drink - but I can't enjoy myself unless I get really drunk - but I'm so bored - but you have nothing to do anyway even if you're drunk'. Don't want to speak to anyone anymore. I guess just waiting to get high tomorrow night, alone.

>>71027903
it's funny how people have to keep pointing that out, at some point the people asking the questions have surely got to realise it at some point

Might go downstairs

hopefully the coast is clear

>>71027922
>don't want to speak to anyone anymore.
but you're here now.

Normies? Not a fan.

>>71027903
yeah but some people are wrong, including her

>>71027895
Fuck off you fucking cunt. You're just mad you had a fucking bellend for breakfast you bent twat. Don't ever reply to me again.

>>71027884

bit strange desu

it's a pretty white show though

making a valentines day mixtape for the potential internet gf

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>the province of eastern birmingham known as small health

hmm.

>>71027985
flippant normbobulators?

>>71027976
In person I meant. Just makes me angry thinking about it.

>>71027895
Why are you replying to Leafs FFS?

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the yearbook lads

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>>71028030

wrong pic

I own 3 copies of Jerry Maguire on VHS

>>71028048
a moment of anger

fucking leaf niggers and their disgusting fucking habits

Milo Yinolopagopalus is a fascist

>>71028065
what's a vhs

*posts*

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>start talking to a girl on the internet
>she has similar interests and is pretty fun to talk to, she has a bit of a weird name but whatever
>all is well
>exchange pictures
>she's a fat nigger
Every fucking time.

>>71028106
FOUT

theory: my wanks are the result of an integral summation of all the slags posted on /brit/

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roaring at the idea of a /brit/ house party

would non-ironically look like this

would be about 1 communist bird and she'd get orbited to fuck

>>71028106
virgin high school, aka the school he went to

>>71027850
This is not fooling you, but can I ask you why maple syrup only? not with pancakes or breads?

>>71028126
*brings my personal pint glass*

H-hi i'm canadian

feels like i lost 5kg after that poo

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>tfw when my module results

haajahjaha
is it too late to drop out

cheeky fascist edition

>>71028186
>>71028186
>>71028186
>>71028186

finally was released from the aussie bowels lads

>>71028183
let it go la

apparently 4KBD drives can even play DVDs

>>71028223
only difference between a cd, dvd, blu ray and 4kbluray is the spacing between grooves on the disc, and therefore the wavelength of laser required to read them

>>71028264
>opens me cdrom drive
>replace me laser diode
>reprogram the firmware on me drive
huzzah it works

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