/brit/

>>71004952
fucking love their lime pickle

it's painfully hot and sour and really a downright disgusting product but I can never stop eating it once I start

reckon the ol' 'anny won't like this >>71002493

>canned curry

Grim

why is it so hard to get a gf?

what do women want?

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>>71004966
oi oi oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk

>>71004982
Would have relished this opportunity to smoke a 50g pouch of quality hand rolled Virginian tobacco and make my parents proud

>>71004996
haha can't do that silly!
*playfully bops you*

>>71004966
Ah yes, the so-called "Binge drinking epidemic" that has UK doctors wanting to ban everything as always

Think my tinder ranking is fucked

Used to get 10 matches a week, now I don't even get that many a month

>>71005056
Is Virginia grown tobacco still respected over there?

t. Virginian

>>71005053
Irish Americans used to be good working class lads living the Irish lifestyle! Now they're all pansy LARPers! Coonan and the westies were a prime example, dismembering Anglos and merking coppers!

>>71005064
Leave it be I say!

NEW
>>71005009
>>71005009
>>71005009
NEW

>>71004901
>>71004928
>On Thursday, Senate sources told Breitbart News exclusively that they have been informed that one of the reasons that President Barack Obama’s nominee for Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, has not turned over requested documents on his sources of foreign funding is that one of the names listed is a group purportedly called “Friends of Hamas.

Friends of Hamas does not exist. Shapiro is a disgusting liar and a fraud.

>>71005046
you mean why is it so hard to get a hot gf

getting a plain one is piss easy

>>71005096
Yes

When I'm feeling particularly autistic I like to LARP as a wealthy Irish plantation owner who grew up in poverty but built a tobacco empire out of cockfighting

>>71005122
Fuck off thailad

Anime
Amine

>>71004966
BRAVO POLAND

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Doing a cheat

>>71004966
>poland
Bull shit

>>71005194
Well it's not episodic heavy drinking if you never stop drinking

>>71005212
youll only do yourself more harm down the line

>>71005212
>needing to cheat
brainlet

>>71005096

Isint all tobacco from virginia?

>>71005247
'Ri mum

Is it not a custom in the rest of these isles to skull a bottle or two o' buck or something similar before going out ? I know the scots love that shit

>>71005217
>>71005226
t. jelly alcoholics

>>71005046
it isn't hard

what are you doing wrong?

Distance from Madrid to Moscow is about the same from Perth to Sydney

Really makes you think

I'm unironically:
>6"1
>athletic
>educated to MSc level and about to start a PhD
>friends with normies and can pass as a normie
>earn £30k
>funny
>blonde haired blue eyed

and have still never had a gf, and haven't had sex in 4 years. Just absolutely refuse to chase after a girl, there's some sort of mental block in place that stops me going after anyone. Hopefully one will just settle for me one day and aggressively pursue me, and I'll reluctantly accept.

Damn Alex Jones is great

made literal runt slop for tea
quorn mince, pasta sauce, pesto, cheese, and chilli sauce
it tastes alright and it's all i have in
state of me

>>71005212
>entry level financial maths
lel it's not hard

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>>71005261
Delete this I smoke French tobacco

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>>71005301

>>71005212
thanks for the tip leafy

>>71005299
>Doing an oblivious virginpost

Oh come on mate, wise uP!!!

>>71005194
very original flags m8

>>71005299
shant

>>71005261
A lot of it but production blew up across the Southeast once everybody saw how much cash we were bringing in back in the day

Still a lot of plantations around and all that

>>71005299
>Funny
Debatable as its so subjective

>>71005321
Gen thought he was mental until he went on Joe Rogans show.

>>71005212
Ah yes, the '90 average' lad

Dire

>>71005301
You watch the JRE with Alex? Most popular podcast he's had

>>71005330
better than a fucking turkey of yours

Hi all,

>>71005378
Yeah

>>71004966
>tfw spend at least $200 on alcohol every week

Thoughts on chesslad?

I think he's sexy, smart and suave

fucking virgin internet are fucking shit

>>71005301
the wokest

>>71005411
Smelly dumb Australian scum, I spit on him

He'd hammer me in a game of chess tho :(

just joined the club for the league of radical centrists, moderate anarchists and permissive nazis at uni today

>>71005411
i think the same x

>tfw spend at least $12 on alcohol every week

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>>71005212

Low quality cheat, I used to store a bunch of text in my calculator. The teachers knew about this and made everyone reset their calculators so I found a way to store it elsewhere so it wouldn't be affected by the reset.

>>71004966
How do they even measure this. I find it hard to believe polaks and us dont get more shitfaced then brits. But who knows.

None of you are too good for malt liquor 40's

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Hello lads

>>71005390
but not really though ://

>>71005261
No

The big 3 tobacco states are Maryland North Carolina Virginia but it's grown all over the country from New England to Ohio to Texas

>>71005411
Would love to ride his willy

a game of chess is like a sword fight
you must think first, before you move

>>71005458
How did you store it somewhere else?

>>71005458
did not read

lmao

>>71005357
Yeah I know and I didn't want to include it, but I've had lots of people (including people I don't know) tell me that I'm the funniest guy they know, based on the social media shit I used to do. Had depression on and off for a few years and that translates into a deadpan sense of humour that people seem to enjoy.

often go weeks on end without drinking
dunno how people develop a dependency, it's fuckng horrible

>>71005446
x

>>71005454
>week
day senpai

5 days a week, whiskey on the weekends

>>71005454
that's fucking nothing

the housing crisis in the UK is fucked.

Even if they build more houses they'll be out in the sticks so you'll be fucked on commuting anyway. Not to mention how dreary and soulless new builds are in terms of the houses and the areas they become.

the other thing that annoys me about it is, that you can get on social housing, bang out lots of kids, get a massive yard off the council then buy it with 'help-to-buy' all at the public's expense.

seen it happen a fair few times.

>tell me that I'm the funniest guy they know, based on the social media shit I used to do.

What the fuck did he mean by this?

>>71005482
you think your wutang sword, can defeat me?

why can't it just be like the olden days when you'd marry one the girls your grew up with or some family friend's daughter

>>71005496
Isnt that a sense of humour universal to everyone here?

>>71005299
Its not a problem because its not a problem for you, you dont care so nobody cares back. Not sure why you made the post tbqh

>>71005547
are you a rorke because of sexual frustration

thinking about having a wank to some ebony porn lads

>>71005547
>tfw have a girl who wanna marry me.

problem is she's a few years older and i still haven't tasted life properly yet :(

>>71005482
>>71005539
Raw imma give it to ya
No trivia
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia

told some irish bloke he's the funniest guy i know cos of some blatant virginposting he did on social media
little does he know im laughing at him

>>71005518

do not, do NOT, speak against Barratt newbuilds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIGKSle9Ivg
fuck Boston trash

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Every girl that sees you knows you are a virgin from the way you walk lol.

Listening to Oasis lads

Literally better than the Beatles

Need a gf called Alice or Marie or Agnes

>>71005621
>tfw virgin-walk

>>71005605
Great post

>>71005586
You've misinterpreted

>>71005482
>thinking during a sword fight

do enjoy death

>>71005581
good banter

36 chambers is really one of the best rap album of all time
a majority of new york 90s boom bap really aged badly in my opinion, but 36 chambers feels fresh every time you listen to it it's crazy

when you're out with your friends in your new mercedes benz and you're... on drugs

*lets my feet stomp*

>>71005630
i listened to what's the story morning glory a couple hours ago
it was actually p good
what album you listening to, lad?

>>71005621
I do the virgin walk, but I'm not a virgin

Who /losing weight and working out/ here?

>>71005514
That's the joke you runtoid

I WANT TO IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE ALL REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BEING IRONIC

>>71005676
Time Flies

>>71005632
*puts a wig on*
you can call me anything x

>>71005534
I used to run a VERY popular Instagram account where I'd post pictures with funny captions and then people would come up to me and tell me that I'm hilarious. Gave up on it a while back though, didn't bring me happiness.

>>71005567
Yeah it's pretty typically British but some do it better than others I guess. I actually think most anons in /brit/ and 4chan in general have the capacity to be hilarious based on the humour we have here, but most of you are probably autists who freeze up in social situations. I tell similar sorts of jokes to normies and they love it.

I do care about it though, I would like to end my dry streak and maybe even have a gf, I'm just saying that there's a complete mental block on me making the first move for some reason.

Sam Hyde

>>71005661
yeah for real. West coast rap has aged even worse imo, they were very basic compared to people like wu tang

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never thought I'd see Trump becoming prez 'desu'

>>71005473

On all the packs of tobacco I've ever seen they are always harping on about Virginia this and Virginia that

>>71005689
that's a really really really shit joke

>>71005687
Lost 90lbs in 2015

Why are the wu tang such weaboos? Why do white Europeans like the wu tang so much? Did you know ODB made a track dedicated to European settlers in America and it includes verses by European rappers in French, Russian and German? Top bunch

https://youtu.be/YsiAsTa0oEI

>be young person in the UK

>will never be able to afford a house in a relevant place
>banks don't pay interest, but prices are rising
>gf market distorted
>will have to continue working till you're 80
>literally nothing to do besides drink and drug

what's the point lads?

>>71005698
good post

Im really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Liquid Swords is the greatest albums of all time

>>71005694
Cumstain

>>71005727
Good lad

>>71005694
*strokes your leg*

>>71005734
To move to Japan

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>>71005621
Everyone knows you're autistic by the way you sit

>>71005664
nice

Shan't be responding to any francais garcon

*dabs*

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failed the theory test for the 10th time earlier today lads

im officially giving up

>>71005734
To boldly shitpost on /brit/

If the 19th century was the century of socialism, and the 20th nationalism, then I propose that this be the century of radical centrism.

>>71005661
They had some of the baddest most talented rappers around and good production to match them. Look up anybody putting out songs with Wu around then, they're all dope.

Even ODB's crazy ass was brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlHYvy0xdU

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*does the virgin look*

>>71005730
>ODB made a track dedicated to European settlers in America and it includes verses by European rappers in French, Russian and German?
thats cool, ODB was a top bloke
he saved some little girls life after she got hit by a car and went to visit her in hospital for months until the paparazzi found out (he figured it would be best to not bring paparazzi into a hospital)
he was cool

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That feel when inheriting a relatively newly built house this year and cant even say it to people because it will make them too butthurt

why don't blacks commit suicide?

>>71005788
feel sorry for you :(

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>U.S. appeals court to rule on Trump travel ban by end of day
can't wait for lefties to get BTFO

>>71005703
yeah stuff like The Chronic feels like it's 50 years old
but Warren G and the bay area like Master P still listens alright.
dirty south and memphis tho. maybe it's because it's the subgenre that influenced contemporary rap but it sounds like today's rap. perfect

>>71005740
it's good but it relates to what I'm saying. it feels too old

>>71005695
I cant speak for others but i dont freeze up in most social situations, i dont think most on /brit or /int do either, /r9k on the other hand...

So are you trying to ask us why we think you have a mental block as you do not know yourself?

some Japanese music producer i follow on twitter just randomly messaged me saying "hello brother :("

what does he mean by this?

>>71005734
to work a minimum wage job, find a girl who will accept you as a beta provider at the age of around 30 and spend the rest of your day in misery

What's the virgin walk lads?

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Can't wait for notts count to become non league and Stoke become the oldest club in the football league

>>71005852
*asks the virgin question*

>>71005820
>dirty south and memphis tho
shit like three six mafia? idk, i can never take it seriously.

>>71005809
they're too dumb to understand the true meaningless of life

they life in blissful ignorance like a child

>>71005849
dunno how people on minimum wage survive.

unless you're living in stoke on trent, how does one afford rent on minimum wage?

>>71005874
wtf !!!!!

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>some Japanese music producer i follow on twitter

>>71005883
Poor people split rooms and rent like rats.

>>71005852
can't demonstrate it or describe it but if i saw it i'd be able to point it out

>>71005883
I live with my mum

STOKE MENTIONNED

Got so much porn saved on my computer that I never know what to wank to, always end up feeling guilty to the rest of the porn folders when I create a new one knowing I'll probably never go back and wank to them ever again.

NEED a left wing gf

One of ODBs most underrated tracks

http://youtu.be/pAxKsT9CZQ4

Girls are the only people whose gait is affected by being virgins, having orgasms or getting banged hard.

>>71005867
wow blackpool really took a tumble

>>71005835
/brit/ is between normies and /r9k/, I think there are just as many abnormies as failed normies. No idea what the purpose of my post was desu, probably just a bit of catharsis and a bit of (You)-whoring.

people who kill people should be killed

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>>71005852

>>71005911
what is the point of that life. literally living for the sake of it.

the UK is a fuck-hole at this point.

bought a salmon fillet and a nice ripasso lads

will be dining as if I were posh tonight

It's always been a dream of mine to find a girl with nice, long, silky beautiful hair.
And once I find her, I'll abduct her, gag her, tie her to a chair and shave her bald whilst she watches and cries.

>>71005923
you could just say "a gf" mate

voting is compulsory in peru

>>71005979
I had a sweet and sour with pineapple and mango in it with noodles and kale xx

pissed on a salmon fillet at the loblaws earlier lads

I have more mooscles than u fucks

So, you've been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinking you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Playing ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five-grand stereo

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>>71005977

It might get better in time la

>>71005979
i had japanese curry for tea. mongolian beef tomorrow night.

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>>71005983
>ywn get to shave a French qts hair in public for being a Nazi collaborator

>>71006033

Not too many people know who DK is these days

>>71006023
nah

Kim Jong Un's approval ratings just came out

99% approve. Dunno how when it's so poor there

>>71006033
Ooooo east london is SOOO scary :'((((

Fuck u coonboi guarantee the milder parts of Belfast are worse than your Muslim congregation

Beat ur head off a fuckin wall I will

>>71006033
*activates star power*

so lads, who remembers that saga where i said I wouldn't be a beta orbiter to that girl? Like November?

well that "chad" she apparently shagged was just an old beta orbiter friend.

im over her completely but i was an utter melt twat.

>>71006070
>>71006017
>>71005979

i had a filet minion and red riesling for dinner yesterday

dont reply to it

DON'T

>>71006037
prices are only going to get higher.
the property crisis cannot be solved, their solution is to build shitty houses out in the middle of nowhere. that means you get to rent/buy less to live in a shitty place.

the government is expecting people to work longer and longer

what does the young briton look forward to? his next line of ket? millenials have no prospects.

>>71006112

german wine?

hmmm.....

REPLY

are adidas NMDs still cool lads

>>71005920
porn hoarding is an illness lad. deep down you know what really does it for you. you have to let the rest go.

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JUST

>>71006107
Haven't seen u in a while ya lanky string of piss you looking a box ya Welsh bollox? Fuck off from whence you came betaya male

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>190kgs

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>Why am I not getting matches on tinder there couldn't be that much competi-

remember when 190 was legitimately gutted cos some girl he stalked on facebook liked some other lads profile picture? funny times desu

fucking hate aussie posters and wish they'd all be banished to some shithole island isolated from the rest of the world

YAT YAT THUGS ARE NUMBER ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

poleboo got his laptop back and is allowed internet access from 5pm - 11pm

poleboo doesn't really like 4chan that much anymore

poleboo thinks it might be a bad influence

RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLSsx6mBXbY

>>71006174
anything Adidas is cool rn because of the appropriation of the working class.

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*virgin walks*

everyone should try mdma at least once

>tfw live in the peak district

Life is suffering lads. Don't even have a cinema

>>71006217
>Shithole

its arguably the greatest country on earth at the moment

>>71006215
>190
don't know who that is i'm afraid laddo

>>71006168
my god stupid retard there IS NO SUCH THING AS RED RIESLIGN AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA


just baited a leaf lmao

>>71006239
i think i'd kill myself on a come down
i'm already EXTREMELY emotionally unstable haha x

>>71006251
nice lad well done

>>71006219
Quality tune, I'm a dj badboy fan myself however

But srsly the beats sick love at er

>>71006226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qntzxdoF0

the choon

>>71006239
got offered some charlie when down spoons last night

next time might give it a go

>>71006222
it is mate. leave this place.

your life can turn around. also stop being so narcissistic. you think down on 9/10's of the people you see.

just let them be

>>71006251
sure there is

>>71006251
>RIESLIGN
don't know what that is i'm afraid laddo

>>71006107
>was an utter melt twat

You still are m8.

hmm.... thinking very hard atm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riesling#Red_Riesling

do brits have a particular food they eat at least once a week similar to the way Americans have pizza about once a week?

>>71006107
>>71006173
>>71006235
LISICKI YOU WELSH TWAT

so lads, answer me.

What is the point of life where you cannot afford a home? and by extension you cannot raise a family? but on the other hand you cannot live in hedonistic luxury either

>>71006239
>>71006273
MD come down is fuckin sweet pal, yoke comedown is a bad oul job

>>71006291
Cokes expensive and shite and wares off like a cup of coffee

>>71006319
Road dinner or the full English.

>>71006238
How the fuck do you misunderstand a meme so bad?

This is nowhere near a virgin walk yet you continue to post it. Fuck off you newcunt

>>71006292
>replying
neck yourself fatlad

>>71006319
>pizza about once a week?
hmmm... methink you should stop that habit lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZzjNg6MRM

i can bench press 2000 molar mass

>>71006291
90% of coke is shit unless you're getting some labtested shit off the DNM

good mandy is a lot easier to find

>>71006329
I can just wait for my mum to die and inherit all of the property she owns

>>71006335
roast dinner even

>>71006319
roast dinner on sunday

>>71006319
sunday roast if i'm home with the ol' 'mily

>>71006369
i can do the same but i have to split it with my brother and it's in a city neither of us particularly want to stick around in.

>>71006369
same

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>>71006344
>fatlad

Im significantly more attractive than you while having a full time career.

Don't make me crush you with my wallet you pissant

i recognise that blow job

>>71006195
fuck off

Is curb your enthusiasm a humorous television programme?

a bit of brown on a foil

>>71006319
halal curry on tuesdays

>>71006153

The property crisis is just like the oil crisis, its a balance of tension. They will release just enough to keep the plebs quiet so they can keep bleeding them dry.

>>71006333
>MD come down is fuckin sweet pal
seriously? so i wont hang myself on it? might give it a shot then tbf

>>71006329
I am doing phd in biochemistry so I can convert to Islam, join terrorists and bring down westerrn civilization with engineered autism inducing prions.

>>71006080
should've hanged them

Going to enjoy some organic home-raised caviar later this evening.

right lads i'm off to bed

fuck this

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*how the fuck do you misunderstand a meme so bad*

Have a brown stain on my shorts

Not too sure what it is

Hopefully it's not poo related x

What's /brit/'s opinion on Bojack Horseman? I found it to be a surprisingly touching and melancholic comedy series.

>>71006422

eh.

I watched the season with the seinfeld cast last week and I thought it was decent. nothing great though.

>>71006422
One of the best

>>71006466
ehhh

it's alright

>>71006353
I know so many people who think it's normal to eat out more than once or twice a week.

Jews do this I've noticed but they aren't fat.

>>71006439
if you dont abuse it, the comedown is pretty mild

>>71006466
my ex liked it so FUCK bojack horseman
bojack CUNTMAN more like

>>71006439
never got where the comedown meme came from
on the comedown i just want to lay down and only hear silence

the yank's a bit of an uppity twat today lads

BAN OZ POSTERS

which of you lads remembers this shit back in 2014?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUtcz8DkuhI

>>71006439
Yeah, it's a rather clean buzz, no joke. Yokes are a dirty drug however. I woke up feeling a wee bit depressed but nothing unusual. Take it in bombs, don't drink and don't smoke for a proper strong good buzz. Also your jaw doesn't go pure fuckkng mangled like some junkie spastic, only tightens a wee bit if you take it reasonably at the correct times. I've a fucking razor sharp jawline off that shite. It's an amazing feeling when you're on it, can't feel anything but happiness.

>>71006189
I've already deleted my collection loads of times but I immediately get back into the habit.

Any fatlads here?

>>71006466
normie depression memes the tv show

Went to the shop and saw a young little 5" paki cunt coming the other way, he would not move out of the way like he was playing chicken but I gave him a look that scared the curry out of him. Cunt must have been fresh out of some council estate and tomorrows suicide bomber.

England, this is not a joke anymore please contain your pakis

>>71006467
Literally the worst season. Curb is very good desu, definitely not meh.

>>71006466
reddit tier

>>71006488
I eat outside often but not pizza because it's not really healthy

>>71006491
what's "abusing" it? for someone taking it for the first time, should i just take as much as my mates on the given night are?

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>ywn have qt gingy give you a cheeky wank

JUST

my life didn't end up the way I wanted

>>71004966
Austroczech broship never ends

>>71006519
here lad >>71006488
and here >>71006451
also here >>71006407

>>71006467
Terrible taste. Bet you like trailer park boys and its always sunny

>>71006511
Lad in Ireland we rep MC lynchy every day

Limerick proletariat hero

>>71006543
fuck em just take as much as you fancy

you're not out to be a neek are ya?

Are ya? Boffin cunt mate

should there ever be a /brit/ meetup I picture a group of early/mid20s middle class, educated lads with normal looks and decent charisma, but lacking in confidence

>able to save 100K a year if I scrimp
>median house price is 1,000,000
>appreciation at the moment is 10%

I DO BELIEVE MY THOUGHTS ARE ACCELERATING PAST THE TACHYONS

there are people from ireland in MY thread
mad ting

>>71006511

Pretty gud

>>71006552
would absolutely destroy her pussy

with a rusty knife, if i cant have her nobody can

>>71006571
n-no
*bombs way too much*

>>71006576
>normal looks

>>71006578

You could pay off a loan handily though

Australian money is like monoply money

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Why does every girl "work out" or go to the gym whilst many being skinny fat to fat and having no muscle mass?

I'm skinnier than most girls and don't go to the gym whatever the fuck it is women do there.

Wanna be a
BALLA
SHOT CALLA
20 INCH BLADES ON THE IMPALA
Call her, gettin laid tonight
Swisha rolled tight by Ike
Now hit the hiiiiighway, makin money the flyyy waaaayy
But there's got to be a better way

>>71006578
>able to save 100K a year if I scrimp
right that's it, i'm moving to australia

>>71006353
it's too good though

>>71006580
Makes me queasy

>>71006543
take like 100mg, you'll be rolling hard for a good few hours.

also doing it regularly builds tolerance and makes the comedowns a lot worse.

i only do it every couple of months to keep the downsides to a minimum

>>71006576
probably something like this, especially since we already spend so much time bantering with eachother we had a decent rapport. Also being in an anonymous environment lets people honestly talk about behaviour that is annoying/weird (i.e the hatposting and virgin walk shit).

>>71006622
skinny =/= healthy

>able to save 100K a year if I shrimp
>median house prawn is 1,000,000
>appreciation at the mantis shrimp is 10%

Yank overload in here tonight lads, I'm off

>people unironically describe Breitbart as extremist

What world do they live in?

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>>71006628
>because this one anon earns 100K+ I'll be able to earn just as much

>Warm weather right around the corner

Would fucking hate living somewhere its hot year round.

Makes the warm days so much better when you have to suffer a bit

>>71006622

Because their routines are shit and it's mostly for instagram

>>71006623
i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller

>>71006552
NEED a ginger gf to sit on my face

>>71006655
unbelievable banter

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

>>71006622
i go to the gym and literally every time i go there there are about 20 odd women in large groups doing fucking retarded bodyweight squats/lunges on the mats where i would like to stretch out
REEEE LET ME GET TO THE FOAM ROLLER

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>>71006643
>that lad who weighs the line you offer him

>>71006643
to avoid risk of brain damage you should wait at least 3 months between doing mandy

>>71006664
the lefty pro-oppression echochamber

>>71006668
mummy says i can do anything i put my mind to

>>71006622

most of them just sit on an exercise bike for half an hour, which obviously isn't going to do much

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>>71006576
>middle class
rorkes need to fuck off, this is a working class general

>>71006655
absolutely astounding post
>shrimp on the barbie

>>71006650
Ah yes forgot about the whole cardio health meme but not the part where lifting ten milligram weights and jogging for ten minutes not being insignificant thing

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>>71006663
don't let the door hit you on the way out

too many brits here atm, I'm off to play aoe

>>71006655
good post this

>able to save 100k a year if I pimp
>median whore price is 100$
>appreciation of the whores is 100%

>>71006717
what's wrong with being upper class?

>>71006655
Enjoyed this

>>71006576
>middle class

eh fuck off mate

>able to save 10k if i scrimp
>median house price is 159,000
>appreciation at the moment is 3-5%

>classes are a 1d spectrum
they're not, there is wealth and cultural capital as two dimensions

>>71006717

rural working class is mint

but urban working class is low as can be laddie

i was at a party once and we were doing coke. my mate gets a plate out, microwaves it for a bit till its warm then racks up the lines on that.

he said it helps the coke somehow.

is he right or just a mentalist?

someone remind me in 12 minutes to get my pizza out the oven

>dota2 player on pro team
>300k a year starting
>appreciation of dota items is 100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B2oO6D1ps
HOOCHIE MAMAS

>>71006759
need this a bit more pixelated please

>>71006771
Emulating the Bolivian climate, a wise man

>>71006772
is that a euphemism

>>71006717
EXCELLENT post
fuck the southern fairies

off out to a party lads, nearly forgot to bring the ol' cocaine plate and pint glass with me though haha what am i like

I thought rorkes were urban lower class British people

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a bit mad the ancient romans had beware of dog signs

>>71005734
Drink and drugs

>able to buy 100k legs because of my limp
>median leg price is 1000
>appreciation of the legs is quite a bit because I cant walk properly

>>71006811
fuck off northern monkey

your probably an underclass ned scummer

working class southerners are TRUE ENGLISH

northerners are LOONY LEFTIES

>>71006831
fuck off gazza you bellsniff

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>>71006803

>working classes voted in labour who then proceeded to give all their jobs away

ah yes, brilliant strategy

>>71006843
Poo Pee land unable to use new gimmicks properly

As usual

>>71006835
Rorkes are middle England suburbanites. The voting base for fascism usually.

I'm a big fan of video games in general like the part where you game and click the mouse.

>>71006857

>queefs for missus

ah yes lets take opiates and sit around for 6 hours

does anyone else feel dirty when a working class person replies to them?

*sprays disinfectant on my monitor screen*

Sniff a sizeable line of Charlie
The sour shite comes down my throat
Buzzing, buzzing
Pick it out of my nose the next day

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>>71006900
>>71006900
>>71006900
>>71006900

i microwave my bollocks and do lines off them