/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZuwoxD8tTU

watching this

>>71001570
>average alt rightist

>>71001621

ESS

EX

lads what are some drugs that cause very minimal damage like LSD yet are still illegal

if /brit/ was a full english then the yanks would be the sausages

>>71001674
shrooms
marijuana (especially through a bong, or edibles)

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>>71001621

>>71001621
DAH MAYNE STREEM METEOR

On London Tinder and surprised to see that the girls in London are actually far more attractive than the girls in the rest of the country, maybe because of a higher proportion of jf but also with the English girls (still getting no matches though haha)

>>71001769
racemixing leads to better genes

fuck this i'm search for jobs in lahore right now
brexit will be the end of this disgusting country

>>71001769
all professionals, higher IQ and better genetics wash up in London

>>71001708
>not vaping

Memes xD So fanny.

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How do we save Jez?

>>71001789
enjoy getting shot by a target killer

see reality my way
OR DIE

>>71001659
me in the pen

>the average alt rightist hates women
>the average alt rightist is a trap loving faggot
what a surprise

>>71001659

Lel

>>71001889
lot of homosexual subtext to the altWRONG rhetoric tbf

listening to the smiths

>>71001951
pleb trash

>>71001963
bit rude

>>71001889
the far right has always been gay as fuck

covering for their repressed homosexuality

EHMAJEN MOY SHOQUE

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>>71001726
Fastest kid in his class, this one.

Fucking hell lads I'm down to £300 and it's not even middle of the month. I need to stop spending

>>71002012
soz la xoxo

had a couple of shots of voddy to get me in the mood

about to wank off the ol' willy to some lesbians

/pol/ really has gone to shit. It was a little shitty before, but that cuck spam incident ruined it, and the trump rise eliminated any final chance of redemption

So much for principled libertarianism under Ron Paul, now if you criticize Trump on a single thing whatsoever (ex. digital privacy rights versus draconian terrorism measures) a brigade of autismos come to yell at you and call you a cuckhold and post pictures of trudeau and post pictures of race mixing and post pictures of angry frogs to express how angry they are at you for calling into question a single aspect of Trump's policies.

And if I try to tell them that women aren't all bad and it's ridiculous to forgo a loving relationship just because some women are shit and the family court system is skewed in favour of women on select issues, they'll call me a roastie bitch cunt cuckold loser autist cuck cuck cuck while they denigrate and go on to be terminal branches of their gene pool, encouraging only more immigration into their country to fill the labour voids left over.

>>71002069
hmm yes i definitely read every word of this.

>>71001889
>hate women
>want to protect them from muslim rape gangs
It just doesn't add up.

>>71002069
not a word

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>>71002069
>t. the country that unironically elected pic related to the position of prime minister

>>71002069
/leftypol/ awaits

going to a so called rave with the lads on saturday night

time to whip out the shades

>>71002069
lol the ron paul fags left years ago its a reddit colony now

literally the new /b/

>>71002069
shan't

"Bewts" is a slang term people in Wales used for an idiot about 10 years ago

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/wikipedia-editors-ban-daily-mail-source-citation-unreliable-mail-online-a7570856.html

>>71002103
that's long been a theme of fascist propaganda

protecting the innocent feminine figure against the malevolent foreign brute

>>71002069
I liked 2012-2013 /pol/. Anyway there may be a lot more shit than before but you can still find discussion in the unpopular threads. You're a cuck btw.

>>71002158
alri bewts

catatafish

>>71002106
>ahah KEKDEAU

epic meme, he's a cis, white male with a hetero-normative nuclear family. he's more alpha than 95% of 4chan

>>71002069
Why are you such a roastie bitch cunt cuckold loser autist cuck cuck cuck?

have there ever been any real meetups since newacastle and manchester on nye?

Have to put some gas in my car

I drive a Toyota camry x

You're all fucking bewts

listening to a bit of the ol' 'ynthwave

>>71002108
Does lefty pol support national sovereignty? I believe in the Westphalian model of organizing the world's diverse cultures and groups of people into states with their own jurisdiction over most issues (barring global issues which require co-operation or supranational law), but I also support the welfare state and believe that a focus on quarterly returns, consumerism and infinite growth is diseased and dehumanizing.

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doggos feelin a bit sick

>>71002226
you're getting way too big for your bewts
you're never too big for the bewt

have pulled for 6 straight weeks now (5 different girls)

lets see if I can keep it up

>>71001570
my bf

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>>71001621

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>>71002190
>he's a cis, white male with a hetero-normative nuclear family

listening to this while browsing /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

hybrid cars/buses are a meme

95% of the time they're using petrol

>>71002236
Ask them you mug, instead of spouting shit in /brit/

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>>71002173
To be fair...

>>71002205
gizza lift lad

>tfw you have to fake your emotions so nobody knows you don't have any

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>muh politics
>muh enlightened true path
>being an unironic liberal fuckhead and thinking you're better than /pol/ neonazi mouthbreathers

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>>71002254

listening to some 'rke 'sic lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euUowNIxYJE

>>71002236
doubt they have such a coherent worldview

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/11402633/Dutch-police-catch-cannabis-growers-after-spotting-snow-free-roof.html

>he talks politics with his friends

Lol you probably went to a private school, too

>>71002254
Would love to bash that things head in

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>>71002326

So the leader of the alt right is a Greek homosexual with a black boyfriend who is against Political Correctness and regressive leftists ?

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>>71002069
Never thought I'd miss the NatSoc brigade desu.

>>71002236
No, there should be no borders and unlimited money for everyone.

>>71002393
Yeah I did lol

>>71002393
Since grade 3.

This is what my first private school became 5 years after I left. Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDtSatjSlaQ

need a gf with debilitatingly huge tits

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>>71002419
And the majority of posters on /pol/ are ethnically ambiguous brown men

>>71002419
yes

think im going to buy an mx5 soon lads x

>>71002419
>>71002419
hes also part jewish

brits r dumb lol

>>71002419
well I didn't vote for him
>>71002470
/pol/ has an obscene number of Turkish Nazi "Grey Wolf" types

more like norgay

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>>71002516
>tfw no norwegian bf

>>71002393
nah

working class, state school pleb

still care

>>71002516
Norway? more like norGAY

milo is literally an insufferable faggot

>>71002568
jamal zhang

>>71002103
they constantly contradict themselves. They hate jews and think they are to blame for everything yet they supported and elected a jewboo. They hate black people with a passion but they would constantly praise Obama's retarded black brother because he bashed Obama

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>takes acid once

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>tfw your friends are lefties who bash trump and brexit 24/7 and you play along but you actually support trump, voted leave and have been voting UKIP for years

>>71002590
lel shitskin

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>>71002470

>>71002593

Pretty much x

>>71002586
social conservative

cannot abide by sexual degeneracy

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>>71002549
I think I'm a little gay, but I'm not 100% sure if I'm full on gay.

Sorry.

>>71002601
>tfw my friends love Trump but are complete moron /r/donald types who annoy me so I shit on Trump around them

>>71002307
>no Southampton
Truly God's own country

>>71002637
Shocking that people will reveal they're 4chan browsers so willy nilly.

How long/how many times do you have to do circuits or something until you stop getting DOMS?

Been to boxing twice this week and it's fun but it's fucking killer the next few days

Have to drive three hours in my Toyota camry today, lads x

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>>71002651
>degeneracy

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>>71002307

Leaving for hong kong on a vacation tonight.
Really nice hotel there, might just stay in.

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>>71002190

>>71002368
could have been a server farm
I'm paranoid about getting raided because some plod has a thermal camera

>>71002236
>Does lefty pol support national sovereignty?
nah

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burned my tongue on a really hot chicken bake earlier lads

>>71002693
what if you crash

>>71002601
I play devils advocate whenever discussing politics, people that openly discuss a strong political viewpoint tend to be mongs anyway so it's pretty easy to get them buttflustered

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Thoughts?

I'm a liberal and if I had the keys to power I'd exterminate all brown people.

>>71002759

I have laid a protection prayer AND blessing over my own being and my Toyota camry

>>71002743
should've got a steak bake instead you muppet

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>cannot abide by sexual degeneracy

Honestly don't care about politics anymore

>>71002806
steak bakes are just mediocre steak pies

>>71002777
Literally the hero Britain deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

So #coffeeselfie is a thing

What are the odds on that "hard brexit" happening now?

>>71002839
i only care about identity politics

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Huh...

She's right you know brexitards...

>>71002792
so you're a racist, like every liberal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

had a cheeky wank right just then lads

Ive met people that support open borders irl. they're either autistic ancaps or bleeding heart liberals.

Dont understand why either group think letting in hundreds of millions if not billions of migrants is a good idea

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>>71002868
>make Britain brown again
>again
when was Britain brown before?

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>>71002868
>Make Britain Brown Again

>>71002774
this
plus I like to disagree with people and make them frustrated

>tfw friend talking big about how Trump is god because the TTP got cancelled
>tell him about how the TTP would have actually helped us a lot and stopped the Pacific from falling completely to Chinese influence by setting up a strong economic and political alliance.
>no answer for this
though I think TTP as it is was a bad deal, it shouldn't have been scrapped.

its basically abandoned places like Vietnam, Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines, and Canada to a lesser extent to the Chinese

>>71002909
were all equals :-)

>>71002916
Romans

hungry but already had my tea

>>71002590
Maybe "they" don't ALL actually hate ALL jews and ALL black people and ALL women. Maybe that's just a delusion/lie spread by the leftist establishment who take jokes and memes and false flag posts and edgy /pol/ kiddies and Stormfront proselytising out of context so they can paint anyone who doesn't literally vomit when they hear the name Trump as a Nazi monster who needs to be beaten senseless before they can genocide any more jews by talking out loud.

Maybe they're not a hivemind with one dogmatic view.

>>71002909
Fuck knows mate, they always try to make the stance mainstream as well without realising that most people just don't give a fuck.

Business idea: Nationalist protectionism

>>71002916
Romans wuz black n'shit
muh black celts

>>71002663
If you're not on the list, that just means they haven't found it yet.

>>71002916
Racist detected

>>71002916
WE

>>71002936
>>71002916
>>71002868
shoop

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hmm

>>71002916
>>71002936
virgin pepe posters

Business idea:

Political Theorem: remove income tax, increase sales tax

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>be bong
>can't eat lettuce because big bad spaniard won't give it to me

WHAT IS THIS CONSPIRACY LADS

>>71003018
delet this post mate

business idea: fuck drumpf and fuck white people

just had a christmasy joke that did NOT go down well with the flatmate.

>>71003088
The opposite of this except keep sales tax on imported items

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>>71003045

>>71002940
ah yes TPP was devised to preserve western interests in asia

fuck off you utter merchant. the best interests of western based MNCs does not overlap with the best interests of canadian citizens
>>71003113
fair play on the shirt, wouldnt have noticed if id never seen the pic before

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>>71003088
>tfw there used to be no income tax but after voting for prohibition and the loss of alcohol tax revenue suffragettes pout forward income tax as an alternative

>>71003107
>ur a gay

business idea: chargeable jackets with auto-warmers

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Swipe past hundreds of pretty girls a week, any of which I'd be happy to meet. Nary a match.

Why does tinder have to be so fucked?

>>71003107
>holding perishables

only spain can be this thick.

economic idea: remove tax altogether and have the government print more money for itself

>>71003135
Let's have it.

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>>71003107
The Spaniards are oppressing us again.

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>No.71003152 ▶
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economic idea: print massive amounts of money but call it quantitative easing

>>71003187
looking forward to a bout of spontaneous combustion

>>71003190
girls just don't rate turtlenecks mate

>>71003234
rancid swine

>>71003211
told him ive been using an eletric heater in my room all night since december.

went fookin ballastic

>>71003088
Unironically supported by a huge amount of economists from across the political spectrum, also abolishing corporation tax

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>ur uh gay

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>>71003179
among other things it was
chinas encroachment upon the asian sphere is a bad thing, building closer ties with AUSNZ and Asian middle powers would have been very powerful.

reply to this fukin post

>>71003088
fuck off rorke, you should be taxed until you cry

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@71003353
>reply to this fukin post

Business idea: Compulsory race mixing and sterilisation of racists.

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Why does the government insist on building thousands of the most cheap shitty shoebox houses ever instead of actually taking measures to fix a fundamentally broken housing market (starting with tackling the demand side by deporting all pakis)

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>Going to unironically listen to some house music

>>71003341
>building closer ties means letting them fuck our labour over with no lube

makes me think

I humiliated myself at work today

A young lad asked if I needed any help and I just mumbled and repeated the name of my supervisor repeatedly

Lots of bigots in this thread. How about you stop talking about politics entirely?

>>71002984
>jokes and memes and false flag posts and edgy /pol/ kiddies
ah yes, the "it was all a joke" rhetoric, all while they have an organization and leader who wears a Pepe pin.
>Maybe they're not a hivemind with one dogmatic view.
yet they're constantly talking bullshit about the left as if the left is ALL white hating Make Britain Brown again wearing dry cunts. If you don't believe in what your movement is most vocal about (hating jews, hating blacks, resenting women) yet you still passionately follow it for no reason other than being contrarian you're fucking retarded and should stay away from politics and society.

>>71003397
Good idea, deport the pakis, forced abortions for everyone. Should sort the problem.

just been diagnosed as a rorke by my GP
now on a heavy course of treatment

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wew

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transcript from a CIA remote viewing experiment in 1984 where the viewer apparently visits Mars over one million years ago

one of many the CIA did during the cold war

http://imgur.com/a/S0E82

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>Good idea, deport the pakis, forced abortions for everyone. Should sort the problem.

Honestly not sure what proportion of posts on /brit/ are ironic

I worry

economic idea: remove all taxes and force people to spend £5 whenever they go to the loo instead.
i did the math. doing so would bring in around 1 trillion annually.

>>71003456
got diagnosed with it last month, GP just said to pray five times a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0

>>71003397
The government aren't the ones building the majority of houses you fucking weapon it's mostly private companies

Business idea: Ask the British public whether they want to stay part of the EU

>>71003496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU

where were you when paul joseph watson got blown the FUCK out

>>71003496
I hate how Molycunt presents his shoddy opinions and pseudoscience as "the truth" on everything

>>71003436
how would our labour be fucked?
the only country in the deal that would have cheap labour would be Vietnam, and the kind of jobs that would go there are the kind that have already been shipped overseas for decades now.

>>71003502
The government are the ones pushing more house building, they should be regulating this

Just realised Slovenia is a better country than Britain

stop talking about 'tics and the 'nomy

>>71003397
Fuck me those are tiny.

Mate of mine lives on an estate like that. Except he lives in the biggest house haha.

Bought a pink hoodie, turquoise knitwear jumper, socks and a belt

Came to 18 quid

>>71003563
best Slavic country

only one I'd live in

>>71003596
Czechia's better desu

>>71003541
plus they make these obscenely long videos full of nothing but rhetoric and shoddy "opinions"
no substance at all

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>Czechia

going munting with the lads

why do slavs harbour so much animosity towards the anglosphere?

we didn't fuck them up communism did

currently eating a cookie and watching soccer

can't imagine not living in Anglo America (or Australia at the very least)

everywhere else seems completely backward and barbaric

>>71003668
they felt abandoned by the british and americans after ww2

>>71003608
It's ok, I just really like the look of Slovenia. Croatia too.

>>71003668
>we didn't fuck them up
i've smashed half the poles that have ever stepped foot in wakey
not all of us are pussys like you

drinking disaronno with coke and starting fingering my arsehole

>>71003699
that's what happens when you're an ignorant person who never travels
t. country with record breaking murder rates

>>71003738
pictures

just got mugged on the sidewalk while i was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

if theres one thing i hate about loving in the north east it is these fucking obnoxious accents

>stop having cereal
>acne disappears

really gets the neurons going

don't understand why people consider ROmeo and Juliet a dream couple lads
The entire play is about how their relationship brings misery to everyone involved

>>71003828
milk

wanking to facebook pics

britain was ruined and turned into an ugly mess in the space of 70 years

>>71003855
Try talking about shakespeare with people who aren't teenage girls then

>>71003862
it's the sugar

>>71003898
Bit mad that isn't it haha

just did an absolutely disgusting shit

it didn't even smell like shit, it was horrific, like a dead corpse that had been rotting in my arse for weeks

it was steamy, wet and very sticky, completely painted the bowl all shades of brown

feel bad for doing it

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Going to a nude beach in april lads

How's my flaccid size looking?

what happens when mummy may presses the article 50 button

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>>71003810
like this

>>71003766
>poorto rico
>anglo
um no sweetums

>>71003942

Could use some work

It's probably just cold there right? Your foreskin even escaped the cold x

>>71003855
This is what I meant earlier about wondering whether you fellas are stupid or just being ironic

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Hey gang :) what's the latest?

>>71003998
more anglo than canada

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>>71003977
u wot

like this?

>>71003942
cutfag dicks looks so nasty

>>71003998
never said I was anglo that was the point
>Leaf reading comprehension

>>71004001
Sudan is Anglo

>>71004029
Shitters full

>>71003942
>JEW'D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE HAS A MUTILATED PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

need more raw talented singers like paloma faith

where's the yank that agrees with me

PAAAARRRRRRRRPPP

lads its mind boggling. south london is actually a decent place to live and has loads of historic areas

>>71004036
no im lay on my stomach with my left hand fingering the arsehole and just putting my drink down to type, im not fucking da vinci mate

>>71003905
Make me

>>71004026
bit of column A, bit of column B 2bh

>>71003480
what the fuck am i reading

I fucking hate having brown eyes

I'd be god tier attractiveness with blue eyes

gonna be 37° tomorrow and 39°on sunday haha

>>71003449
>they have an organization and leader who wears a Pepe pin
>they have a leader
>pepe is le white supremacy frog meme
You're proving my point right now.

I hate SJW bullshit. I think political correctness has gone too far when cops are afraid to intervene in the mass kidnapping and rape of children because they're afraid of being called racist. I voted leave because I think the EU is bad for British interests and sovereignty. Apparently these views make me an alt-right Nazi, and therefore racist, bigoted, homophobic etc. and deserving of physical violence. However, I don't judge folks based on race, or gender, or sexuality, or religion. I give every stranger the same level of respect that I expect from them, until they reveal part of their character.

Do I fit into your definition of "they?" Because if I marched in support of free speech I would be labeled and attacked as though I had personally genocided people.

Who are the real bigots here?

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>5'9

The Bahamas is Anglo

>>71003942
literal rasheed with a cut cock wearing a raptors tee what the fuck am i looking at

>>71004247

Iktfb

I tell people I'm 5'10 :)

>>71004226
got blue eyes and i'm a virgin my good mick

>smoking filtered ciggys
Batty boy

Reckon someone should remind lefty women that in the Western world they're actually the most privileged group in existence.

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lmaoooo

>>71004241
think you mean today and tomorrow?
t. sydneylad

>>71004243
The only diversity the left hates is diversity of thought

So I'm guessing the call centre arc of my blog is a total flop?

>>71004320
inb4 fedora pics are posted with surreptitious reference to this post.

>>71004326
I don't get it

>>71004327
nah brisbane lad :s

>>71004320
told this to my ex and it made her very upset

>>71004370

It's talking about your mum's bussy

>>71004385
ahh stay strong anyway
going to be even more lazy than usual the next two days (if that's possible)

>>71004315
I've got brown and I'm not

Care to swap?

>>71004326
So what this image is saying is that shitskins are gullible and superstitious?

>>71004367
fedoraposts are non-arguments

>>71004395
I can understand why it would but that doesn't make it any less true

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I have fucking chinky eyes dunno why but lots of Irish do

>>71004431
no thanks xx

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left: me at school, sixth form, uni

right: me as a wageslave years later

Hello lads

Name's Theodore, but call me Spike

>>71004486
nordicks arent white but cumskinned mongols

>>71004422
haha a lot of ice blocks and swims for everyone

>>71004486
Ahaha chinky face

You can identify lefty wankers by their weak submissive handshakes

>>71004486
It's called being "ugly"

>>71004486
>tfw you realise chinks don't actually have smaller eyes it's just the epicanthic folds making the eyelashes seems smaller and so accentuating the eyes less
woa

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>>71004554

being a right cunt lately lads

think the lads are starting to avoid me because of my cuntiness

>>71004486

Waaheeyyy Chinky!

>>71004591
You can identify a yank because when you go for a handshake it's like putting your hand in a pack of thick, greasy cumberland sausages

>>71004486
you're all subhumans

i went to dublin once and every single irish man was ugly as fuck, however with the girls it was different, 90% were ugly and it's like the good genes went to the other 10% that were fit as fuck

>>71004637
>>71004554
why does anyone need convincing that marriage is fucked when even alpha hollywood types can get destroyed

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>>71004705
dunno

fortunately i'm too much of a sperg to ever kiss a girl never mind get married

>>71004676
t. limpwristed low test little boy

>>71004705
tom cruise has been married 3 times and still looks on point

>>71004676
I identified a Brit once. the doctor said I should pop it and rub cream on it, eventually it'll go away

>>71004764
not everyone can be an operating thetan

>>71004728
getting married is like rolling a pair of dice. equal chances of your wife being a lovely woman or being a complete cunt that will ruin you decades down the line
>>71004764
never been cucked with alimony and custody breh

>>71004682
I went to le London once and everyone was le mooslim it was like 90% mooslim and le 10% le britush but the British men were le 90% ugly and the other 10% were le bootifuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkONHNXGfaM


watching this, Shapiro is a hawk. Cannot be stumped.

If interest rate decreases, prices of bonds increase

hello?

>>71004817
need me to wipe your bum bum?

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@71004730
@71004780
triggered

>commitment
not a fan

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About to warm up a can of curry and a couple of naans. Decide which curry.

>>71004819
Shapiro is a fraud, One of the biggest liars in news media

>>71004842
k

>>71004637
why do i feel like i'm in the middle about to tip over into crazy eye hat brendan with the next set back

doing a sit in a chair and wait for question time

President Vladimir Putin has sent condolences after a Russian air strike accidentally killed three Turkish soldiers in northern Syria.

>>71004880

Not an argument.

>>71004879
absolutely grim

>>71004880
What did he lie about? I think he's a strong debater.

>>71004879
rogan josh

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>>71004879
doesn't matter. just throw this in and itll be peng af

>>71004929
Rogan Josh it is.

>>71004637
no. 3 for me atm

hate niggers

>>71004576
might do a cheeky lil solo beach trip

You know what might have actually stopped me smoking cigarettes as a teen? If instead of throwing them away or arguing with me about them, my parents had sat me down in the garage and made me continuously chainsmoke until I never wanted another one.

>>71004966
>>71004966
>>71004966

>>71004969
do a wank when you get there

>>71004879
Rogan Josh.

>>71004952
I love a bit of hot lime pickle on a popadom or in a cheese sarnie but I don't have any of that. Just gonna mix in some extra hot green chili sauce and some hot habanero sauce.

NEW
>>71005009
>>71005009
>>71005009

>>71004879
>>71004952
>>71005006


holy fuck GO AWAY YOU PAKIS

>>71004925
Mate you see that naan? That's Tesco's Finest. That means there's literally no finer naan in all of Tesco.

Bit out of date but 5 mins in the George Foreman and it'll be good.

>>71005060
Rasheed

>>71005060
If you don't like curry you're not actually British.

>>71003397
the absolute fucking state of affairs
>shoebox cheap houses where you can hear your neighbours
>out in the middle of no-where because old people and literal BILLIONAIRES are hogging all the places where jbos are

reckon leaving the UK is the only option