seriously, why does he do that?

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

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>he receives absolutely no monetary compensation

>>71002493
>in a room with janny and a redditor
>have a gun with one bullet

what do?

>>71002656
>hating on reddit
>>>/reddit/

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>he
Do you not know Vasili?

>he has no job, he has no friends
>there's some threads on /int/ he's gotta cleanse
>he can cook hot pockets when he needs to
>at 300 pounds he's a big guy for you
>receives no pay, he does it for free
>takes it very seriously, anyway

>>71002678
so you'd shoot janny? I would too

what if the redditor was a leafposter instead?

>>71002742
Would still shoot janny

hey guys, look at this....


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>>71002742
>>71002656
i'd shoot myself

>>71002764
what if it was Merkel instead?

>>71002493
Eating hot pockets all day gets boring man

>>71002780
Oh nooo thats even worse than this thread!

>>71002794
janny

>>71002853
what about >>71002780 ?

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>>71002812

>>71002872
Janny, so there's a lesser chance of anyone doing something about that assburger's reports

>>71002921
When you get back withing 3 days pls post you got 404d first.

>>71002780
>you could've prevented this

>>71002989

lol

>>71002932
Is there anyone that you'd rather shoot instead? Nothing is really coming to mind

>>71002732
>thicc bitch with big tits is deleting your threads

new fetish acquired

>>71003065
I'm pretty sure I'd shoot janny every time. Seriously, fuck that guy

>>71003205
Kek, I wonder how it feels for them when they read these threads

>>71003313

they don't, they have their manga marathon on and when they stop to change CD they delete a couple of threads.

>>71003313
Hopefully they lead to a situation where I can pocket that single bullet

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>>71002493
NO, HE IS THE TRAITOR

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>>71003313
>I wonder how it feels for them when they read these threads

>>71003417
Do NOT feel bad the greasy neckbeards we call jannies, they deserve to be treated like the absolute horseshit they are

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>>71003417

i thank the jaitor and the mod who have to endure all of the autists and shitposters

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>>71004489

>>71004489
terrible post

>>71004535
exellent post