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Keri Sable 2bh lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

>>70878946
she just looks like "generic thinn blonde pornstar #27"

>>70878943
>>70878943
>>70878943
read this post

Westworld is a bit overrated isn't it.

I'm enjoying it, but it's hardly a masterpiece.

>>70878993
yeah it's no stranger things

>Speaker Bercow: Trump should not speak in Parliament

Not voting for him again then.

>wahwah someone said something I don't like let's act like fucking babies even though the US is incredibly important especially with brexit round the corner

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http://forstorpio.com/video/77WBNOWOUY3R/sheet-of-ice-crushes-child-in-stroller

watched that house of air video earlier
don't know why i didnt switch it off after the fisting started but alas, here we are

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>>70878991
THE NIGE

>>70878993
It's has nice sets but that's about it

Rate today's runt slop:

>Chicken breast for brekkie
>Chicken, bacon and lettuce sarnie, monster absolutely zero and tyrrells veggie crisps for lunch
>5 southern fried breaded "chicken" breast things for din dins
>4 cornettos because they were on offer for pud

Inb4 someone calls me a fatty it's only like 2700 kcals

>>70879009
shan't be watching that

pisses me off when the local hobo holds open the door to the ATM vestibule at the bank

like fuck off i'm not giving you my small change just because you held a door

hairy prick

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>>70878991

>>70879009
>Poccи́я
shan't be visiting that place any time soon

>>70879009
Fucking hell that's awful

>>70879050
How was that first sip?

>>70879050
lot of chicken in one day 2bh

why'd you eat 4 cornettos?

>>70878993
Of course it's overrated if you go into it thinking it's a masterpiece.

Brazzers is doing a Metal Gear Solid parody

can't wait

>>70878993
i like it tbqh, aside from that one whore's story line

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>>70879102
>tfw unironically understand where he is coming from

>>70878964
>actual interracial gay scat/piss porn on YouTube
how is this video still up?

>>70879104
Got them on reduced cos they're going out of date today desu

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>>70878720
That was during the group–stage
and England only drew with a poor Russian side that Wales battered.

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creasing

>>70879064
never seen the little ATM booths in the UK
Only seen them in the US and China, and I've only paid attention to stuff in the US and China

i don't give change to the hobos in my uni town because the police said that quite a few of them actually have homes and are on bennies
don't ever see hobos in my hometown so it's reet

>>70879131
Mates father unironically has a braziers account and he gave me the password

It's a whole different world of porn that

>>70879153
>resist
resist what? these people ARE the establishment

>>70879176
yeah theyre not so common in the UK because banks have slightly different layouts

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why do y*nks unironically believe in God still?

Need a nigger from London to narrate things for me

>>70879183
wew lad

>>70879064
don't like giving my money away at all. i already get taxed, why would i willingly part with more money if it doesn't benefit me

>>70878991
Obligatory annoying yank who isn't wanted.

>>70878991
shall I post a collage? I'm a bit concerned the reaction will be hostile 'cause some posters just seem to like being dicks.

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>>70879143
Yes that's what I'm saying, england were absolutely SHIT and the best ever Wales side still lost to them

Completely ruins the fairytale

Also funny people keep posting that Russian runt when this happened to him right after that pic

>>70879138
Same

>>70879201
no he's not the establishment, he's just a journalist :) and he's trying to tap into the same thing that trump and nige tapped into, everyone wants to feel like the plucky underdog

Bit mad that in America the president can get blocked from doing things. Kinda defeats the point of the title of president

>>70879230
alri peng ting

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the so-called gf

Panhandlers should be arrested

>>70879153
What are pats?

>>70879273
called maddison, jump in my addison

>>70879254
Football doesn't work in terms of A > B and B > C, therefore A > C

>>70879254
why does football bring out the worst in people

>>70879291
New England Patriots

Nothing cringier than someone who supports multiculturalism and open borders.

>>70879001
That wasn't very good either.

>>70879038
Yeah, the mise-en-scene is amazing.

>>70879116
Well, yeah, but a big budget HBO show is normally something I would enjoy.

>>70879134
I wish there was more of Dolores and Liam McPoyle.

>>70878990
That's your opinion and I shall respect it

>>70879022
wew

>>70879277
bland

>>70879291
Irish American ultra left wing Maoist Stalinist agrarian death squad

Why are lefties mad about the new england team winning?

Thought the south was full of racist Yanks and new england full of lefty mongs

>>70879305
tribalism

>>70879305
it's just E*glish "people" doing what they do best

the Irish, Welsh and NI fans were fine in France

>>70879353
they're not, ignore the /pol/ spongs

>>70879353
Tom Brady is a white male, football is a nigs sport

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The (presumably now ex) gf still isn't talking to me lads

>>70879321
I feel like they don't think about things they just go with what sounds 'right'.

You could say a world without borders would be a magical place where everyone would live together as one in harmony or some shite. But in reality it would not fucking work like that, and I'm sure they know that.

>>70879385
they are though just search superbowl and racism on twitter

>>70879353
Because the greatest ever quarter back in a sport dominated by blacks, is a white man

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>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

>>70879400
how long was she the gf for

>>70879400
>presumably
howling at you
why would she still be with you if you haven't spoke in a month? creeeeeeeasing

>>70878918
WRONG

>>70879428
Almost all quarterbacks are white tho

>>70878918
i am such a pathetic loser. i just want a gf
why am i so short and my dick is so tiny? that's unfair

>>70879400
What did you do?

>>70879430
lol

>>70879353
Because Trump is a fan of Tom Brady
And Tom Brady has said he's a fan of Trump

>>70879400
seems like you'll be better for it, that sort of behaviour in a relationship is not healthy. What'll happen next time she gets pissed off, she'll just stop talking to you for a few weeks again?
fuck it la, stop thinking about her

>>70879009
>sheet-of-ice-crushes-child-in-stroller
SHAN'T

*does*

>>70879410
ahh yes, i guess when you intentionally look for outrage then everyone must seem pretty outraged
get some perspective you little gimp

>Tom Brady
>Brady

Hmmm thinking hard

Sister and mum both believe in psychics and mediums and that.
how do I politely tell them it's the runtiest belief you can have?

>>70879400
Mate if she ignored you for 8 fucking days straight just don't even bother texting her.

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Super Bowl: 34-28
Electoral college: 304-228

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>>70879430
>>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>>Self-imposed social isolation
>>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>>Feelings of inadequacy
>>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>>Highly self-conscious
>>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>>Feeling inferior to others
>>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

All me

>>70879400
when she eventually replies, don't say anything to her again and disappear from her life. report back on what happens

>>70879501
baka donny jr. got no chill

>>70879410
Imagine unironically searching through tweets just to get triggered

>>70879501
Why is bossman doing the black power salute

>>70879400
send her a picture of a turtle crawling out of a briefcase

>>70879405
They've had the mantras hammered into them from birth.

>diversity is our strength
>so long as it doesn't harm others, people should be able to do what they like
>everyone is equal in every way

Hilarious thing is it's all massively contradictory.

>>70879430
fml

>>70879546
then "sorry, wrong person"

>>70879348
>deleted
made me think

>>70879464
forgot to buy her a christmas present

>>70879456
>tfw 6 foot tall and 6 inches penis
>still a gfless virgin

It's literally all in your head mate.

Why is trump banned from addressing parliament on his state visit?

>>70879430
What is this for? This is me.

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>>70879599

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>>70879456
>>70879609

>>70879560
>>diversity is our strength
will never understand this meme
>equality
most skilled man gets the job regardless of race
>diversity
darkest man gets the job regardless of skills

>>70879481
>people think what i say they think
fuck off wog

>>70879430
Literally me apart from self-harm

>>70879430
is this avoidant personality disorder?

>>70879622
why would we let a foreign leader address our parliament?

>>70879400
you fucked it desu lad. better get back on tinder, she's probably been taking chads knob after the top message.

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>>70879465
very constructive (!)
aus >>>/out/

>>70879430
>Self-deserting (including depressive features):
>Blocks or fragments self awareness; discards painful images and memories; casts away untenable thoughts and impulses; ultimately jettisons self (suicidal).

>>70879627
Avoidant personality disorder

>>70879640
Yeah

>>70879560
I think it's due to a complete lack of discussion or debate.

>'Immigration'
>FUCKING RACIST, YOU'RE JUST LIKE HITLER YOU BIGOT REEEEE

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Imagine being Northern Irish

Imagine spending literally every waking moment seething at some shit that happened 300+ years ago

>tfw too racist for normies
>not racist enough for /brit/

>>70879622
based bercow (for truth and honour) will not let a lying tax fraud like that dirty the chamber with his lies and fake tan

>>70879685
>Imagine being Northern

Stopped reading there

>>70879430
Worst thing is about this is when you realise you're doing it and try and take control, you're just reinforcing your inadequate feelings.

Acknowledging your insecurity is itself insecurity. Absolute Catch 22.

>>70879698
This is me 2bh

>>70879698
>tfw too autistic to be a normie
>tfw too normie to be an autist

>northern brazil is shit
>southern brazil is nice

>northern england is shit
>southern england is nice

brain has exploded

>>70879430
LITERALLY me

>>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
especially this
i live in my mind

>>70879638
>people think exactly what I search for on twitter
fuck off paddy

>arrange to see girl for drinks
>begin daydreaming about life together
hmm yes i am normal and not autistic

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>Stefan Basil Molyneux (/stəˈfæn ˈmɒlᵻnjuː/; born September 24, 1966) is an Irish-born Canadian

>>70879783
I haven't even asked her on a date yet and I'm already thinking about that.

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What's the best kind of anvil for a Kinoplex (NOT a Cinematheque)? I'll use it for my crab legs and for Destiny's (my falconette) seeds.

Might also use it as protection from the designated shooter, hope I don't get caught.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWsW6c6t8g

choon

>>70879698
I pretend to not care about race in real life, and in my online presence in forums I pretend to be a moderate.

However deep down I secretly want other races to be exterminated and a white Britain to rise, which is why I take the opportunity to go full Rorke in /brit/.

>>70879783
Yup.

Me.

It's a terrible curse. It's obviously a result of a sedentary lifestyle, but I do nothing to remedy it.

>>70879783
this tendency has led me down some very sad paths

try cut it off with all your might

>>70879815
preferably one that won't rust when you it the showers

>>70879837
>beta little cuccboi racists
priceless

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BRUM MENTIONED

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rorkes and racists OUT

>>70879802
Fucking knew it, Mick scum

>>70879772
I have a sick fantasy where I'm a British exchange student(from Brighton) named William with an uncut cock

>>70879837
>tfw secretly a massive rorke but also look eurasian and would probably be gassed if it came to it

Ironic ngl

Kill
All
Estate
Agents

>>70879869
There's just some things that shouldn't be said.

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Who here /AvPD/

>>70879874
Shut the fuck up you annoying cunt, you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag

>tfw white rasheed

>>70879764
whichever is closest to the optimal temperature

convinced benzos are the greatest class of drug ever made

>>70879827
basically just screeching over weird drums

>>70879921
brain damage

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>>70879783
>see awkward shy-looking 4/10 girl who I could probably get with easily
>imagine her being my gf
>never do anything

Lads how are you all celebrating the Sapphire Jubilee?
I hadn't heard of it until like 5 minutes ago. God save the Queen... I guess

How many people here are actually white? Not me lol

I feel so embarrassed to be seen. I get the impression that women feel like I put no effort into my looks. They have no idea how much money I'm spending on trying to "save face" literally. It's so SHAMEFUL to have women see my ugly face. I feel like I am MISREPRESENTED by my face. I am quite a fun, laidback, humorous guy, but my face makes me look like a creepy old primitive treacher-collinser. There are so many women who would date a guy of my personality. But my face is my representative and it's not doing a good job. People look at my face and draw erroneous conclusions. Having said that, being incel has affected my personality somewhat, obviously.

Why are people acting like no one voted for trump?

>>70879896
Look, or are?

>>70879921
Benzos literally heaven in a pill. Watch out tho cos they have literal heroin-level power to ruin your life

>>70879855
>try cut it off with all your might
trying, just dunno how to.

not racist but i only like blue eyes

>>70879906
>Camus reference
>Everybody thinks I'm pretentious
>Not sure if bisexual or lonely

All me.

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>>70879802
don't fucking dare tell me how to pronounce "Stefan Basil Molyneux".

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>>70879430
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

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>>70879906
fucking hell

>>70879064

gave a bum a dollar in chicago because he hailed a cab for me in the pissing rain

>>70879900
My mate's an estate agent, wears a suit and is kind of deano esque although he's sound as fuck

>>70879906
making me depressed

>>70879965
only dumb white hicks did

>>70879965
because literally no one they know did vote for trump. everyone around these people were reaffirming the same mantra, in person and especially on the internet. they can't fathom anything different happened than what they perceived to be true

Leds

Watching treehouse of horror Simpsons episodes, gonna watch all the classics next.

Oh the fucking nostalgia.

Best TV programme ever invented. Bliss. Sky one on a Friday evening.

Lads I passed a memorial once saying queen elizabeth died in 2002 or something once

What was that about?

>>70879906
me apart from the scrawny bit
lifting doesn't help, now i'm just an autistic brick shithouse

>>70879906
jesus christ
too close to home

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>>70879906
>the weed one

>no complaints of people on beds in hospital corridors and waiting rooms years ago
>now people are

Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if it has anything to do with mass immigration? No, it can't be. Numbers are racist. Supply and demand is racist.

>arguing with christians on Twitter
I offer nothing more than simple facts, plain arguments and common sense but they still won't listen.

>>70880024
Dunno mate, was sapphire jubilee today. 65 and going

>>70879906
Delete this pic

>>70879965
Because no one wants to admit they're part of the "white middle class"

might add " 14th Earl of Strathmore and Kinghorne" to my name

>>70879978
yeah me neither im already in too deep

but if its a girl you've only just met just try not to have any expectations. be ready to accept the worst case scenario which is that it goes nowhere.

>>70880053
begging you to stop being an edgy confrontational atheist in the year 2017

>>70879906
Is the French guy shooting someone in the sun a reference to The Stranger?

>>70880065
why do all yanks think they're middle class

pro tip unless you're a small businessman or very rich professional, you're not

Hey gang, what's the latest?

>>70880107
Rasheeds getting blown the fuck out.

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>work today
>telling colleagues about family members good job
>"what the fuck happened to you lol"
>ha ha yeah

>>70880051
What the fuck are you on about nobody complaining about waiting times years ago? Was literally one of our tones flagship issues and waiting times went down while he massively increased immigration

>>70880089
>if its a girl you've only just met
it's not, i met her on bonfire night. Meant to be going for drinks with her this week and might ask her tonight but i'm pretty sure i'll run out of stuff to say. Last time I got drinks with a girl i ended up talking about saddam hussein for half an hour

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>might add " 14th Earl of Strathmore and Kinghorne" to my name

>See news
>"Calls for Dianne Abbott" to resign"
Ah, good
>"Because she didn't vote on article 50"
Oh, so people aren't sick of her racism yet.

going all out today like a fat cunt

consum(ing)(ed)
>helping of chips
>14 fish fingers
>1 small pizza
>bowl of porridge

>>70880100
Middle class is different for us
Most Americans are middle class

>>70880154
desu thought id feel even prouder of being british if chuka ummuna became our first black PM, its another one up on the yanks

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just got in from work

had a bad day today

STILL only 5'9

STILL overweight

STILL have no friends

might get drunk

Can someone tell me what the defining features of a Rasheed are?

NEED 1200 micrograms in my system

>>70880185
>>14 fish fingers
fucking hell mate

>>70880016
Do us a favour shank him senpai

*sprints toward the thread*
*vaults the entrance, bouncers screaming at me*
*sprints into the middle and runs straight into a yank, knocking him over*
heh, my mistake
*offers my hand to the yank*
*takes it away as the yank reaches for it*
UNDER MY BOOT
*the crowd echoes UNDER HIS BOOT, UNDER HIS BOOT*
*crushes the yank under my boot*
*the crowd cheers*
*I get given at least 10 free pints*

>>70880197
>overweight
This is literally impossible. Do you know how easy it is to be thin

>>70880154
why do people still listen to katie hopkins?

>>70879921
the withdrawal is very, very nasty

>>70880201
There's two main definitions.
1. Person with poo coloured skin.
2. Anybody you disagree with.

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>overhear girl talking about how on friday night she fucked a guy she'd met for the first time an hour earlier, even though he already had a gf

hmmm yes.... the so called "normoids"

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>>70880188
wrooooonnnnng

most of you are working class, like every other country on the fucking planet

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*breaches into thread*
YANK SPOTTED


TANGO DOWN

>>70880225
i'm not hugely overweight, just a little soft around the edges and it really affects my self esteem

>>70880230
cos theyre dumb and dont know whats best for them, thats why theyre poor

wouldnt catch any intelligent wealthy people listening to her shit

>>70879970
Only look it, but quite a lot. When i was younger people thought I was Chinese. Half Romanian half English though, so European.

"We're all victims of the architect. Architecture is the only art that you can't help but feel. You can avoid paintings, you can avoid music, and you can even avoid history. But good luck getting away from architecture."

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>see my motorbike helmet from behind
>there's a sticky label that someone has stuck on the back
>it says "Cuntry Mccuntface"

What the fuck, someone at work must have done this and it would have been on there for a few months at least

I've been wearing a helmet that said Cunty McCuntface of the back for months

@70880275
What a cunt

>>70880266
I'm poor but I hate her

>>70880251
We don't really specify working class

You're right but we just encompass everything into middle class

are nige has gone a bit JUST tier lads
shame

>>70880275
Everyone knows you're a cunt, you're on motorbike

wonder if that motorcycle riding autist has discovered the sticker i put on the back of his helmet yet haha

stupid cunt has left that thing on for fucking months, cant believe he hasnt noticed yet

>>70880275
>motorbike

well to be fair...

>>70880271
That's weird mate, are you positive you aren't a chinky

>>70880266
it is only poor people who listen to her though, why are they so easily manipulated?

>>70880294
thats cos youre not stupid then are ya

>>70880275
>I've been wearing a helmet that said Cunty McCuntface of the back for months

how

ling

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>>70880095
Literally got a copy of it next to me, fucking hell

>>70880312
>>70880324
Shut the FUCK up

motorbikes are cool

>>70879264
Bit mad that the U.K. still doesn't have a written constitution, until about 10 years ago or less had fusion of all 3 branches and holds votations to the Parliament in W'minster by f.p.t.p. with unequal sizes of constituencies.
>>70880307
In what way?

Shoulders are starting to look alright lads

>>70880240
play with fire and you get burned

(ex) gf should have realised this earlier 2bh

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604

donald DRUMF will not be allowed to speak in parliment

>>70880357
Christ mate did you put it in the blender?

>>70880347
cos theyre dumb which is why theyre poor and theyre too dumb to improve their life

its an endless circle really

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>Shut the FUCK up

>motorbikes are cool

>>70880357
Wow! That's so cool! You're very well-read!

>>70880338
As far as i know, there's no chink in my family history. Noone in my family looks like it. Don't know how the fuck it happened, might be my mum cucked my dad and I'm actually half chink.

>>70880396
Bercow is best when he just sticks to telling people to shut the fuck up.

Eating cheese Doritos

Gods nail clippings

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>>70880022
I, myself, was once President of Algeria.

>>70880357
read this a few months ago and i didn't get it, it seemed pointless

>>70880462
>still eating orange 'tos when red exists
blue is alright an'all

>>70880423
he just told donald trump to shut the fuck up essentially
based

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>>70880357
Nice

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Based Bercow

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604

>>70880485
That means you got it.

>>70880493
Purple is da best

>>70880396
Trump, being anti-establishment, would probably shit on their invitation anyway

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>>70880357
>camus

pleb tier

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>>70880381
>In what way?
became a yank puppet and a story came out about his wife and a female french politician he's currently living with

>>70880493
Unironically 'ant 'andle the spice of red 'oritos

>>70880493
Absolutely devastated when they stopped doing jalapeno fire

*screams at you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rux2h8QStI4

>>70880525
>being anti-establishment
the billionaire property investor from a dynasty of the uber-rich?

>>70880525
>Trump, being anti-establishment,
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAH

Business idea: sell fresh jalapeno and habanero peppers in the UK

>>70880597
That's not a business already?

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>>70880516
>caring about bourgeois politics

Why the housing market remains stagnant:

Buyer
>put offer in, it's definitely not worth the asking price knock 5k off.

Seller
>they what? undercut our asking price by 5k? wtf no reject the offer

Estate agent just sits on fence.

nigel farage is finished
all racists get BTFO in the end

>>70880584
True celts

>>70880597
business idea: pulverise you sticky shitty anus until it bleeds.

>>70880586
>>70880595
Ah yes that'll be why the entire establishment spent an entire year trying to stop him

Does the US President normally speak in parliament?

>>70880595
>>70880586
>the establishment=rich people

Commies get out reeeeeeee

>Trump, being anti-establishment
Screamed at this

Even though this petition to rescind the invitation to trump is based purely on 'muh fee fees' and would hurt this country more than Brexit, I kinda hope they do it.
Just so I can see the chaos that ensues, and the population saying to themselves
>Well, freddos cost £4.99, trade is essentially dead in every direction, but at least we showed that racist, sexist who's boss!

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you LITERALLY can't win an argument with a Radical Centrist, EVER

>>70880586
>>70880595
t. guardian reading metropolitan elite

>>70880633
That doesn't make him anti-establishment, it just means the establishment prefer one over the other.

>>70880613
Why is he so perfect, bros?

Maybe I'm just to intelligent but I can't understand why people are so vehemently against Trump in the first place, he is nowhere near extreme and fairly moderate in his stances, even supporting many things that leftists love.

>>70880641
Obama and Clinton did.

>>70880631
*gives you lyme disease*

>>70880683
you're saying that like it's a bad thing

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>>70880396
Someone post the image of his wife kissing the black guy

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/5sbi02/im_a_sex_offender_who_lives_at_home_with_my/

does anyone else find that on a lot of issues both sides are wrong and the answer lies somewhere in the middle

>>70880706
and reagan and bush didn't

>>70880729
Reagan did.

>>70880673
link to test senpai?

>>70880705
Hating him is just some sort of meme at this point

>>70880683
ad hominem

>>70880537
no reason for philosophy to continue after diogenes to be honest (henceforth "desu")

>>70880748
shut the FUCK up

>>70880683
For laughing at what a fucking moron you are?

>>70880673
My brother is radical centrist and I usually just insult his general lack of principles as cowardice because he just can't stand losing an argument.

Doesn't mean I win, but at least I made him feel bad about it.

>>70880756
http://uk.isidewith.com/

Trump is a weird mentally ill old cunt.

dad just did a shout at my brother for shouting at people in gta haha

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Who is the best Mass Effect character?

>>70880820
Great men usually are.

>>70880820
that's what they said about Enoch Powell.

>>70880586
>>70880595
you really triggered the resident rorkes with these posts, good work lads

>>70880665
>lefties EVER admitting they're wrong

mate...

They won't even admit the NHS is worse because of mass immigration

Reminder that Bill Clinton had a harder line on immigration than Trump but no one gave a shit because he was a Democrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AXizmhgi0&

>>70880882
Low energy shilling

>>70880846
Tali

>>70880843
Pics of brother

>>70880768
Diogenes is like a Monty Python character.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for an honest man".

lads how do i not run out of stuff to say? Last time i met up with a girl i spent the whole time talking about Saddam Hussein. Don't want that to happen again. Please help.

>my ironic post about guardianistas actually got 3 (You)s from real guardianistas

screaming

>>70880820
cracks me up, he's the human embodiment of the last gasp of the american century

>>70880768
fuck off, epicurus was based

>>70880846
Mordin

Business idea: controlled immigration with a points based system

>>70880880
fine, but surely they have common sense

>>70880880
But we need young immigrants to look after our aging population because everyone knows immigrants don't age.

>this is completely logical to lefties

>>70880905
were you the lad who talked about saddam hussein not being that bad?

Going to buy Rag'n'Bone Man's album when it's released because I went to school with him

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>guardianistas

Business idea: open borders and sterilisation of racists

>>70880974
saying he was better than what's in iraq now
she agreed tbf, but still

>>70880905
Ask her question, girls love to talk.

You've got to this down to a fucking art, ideally 90% of the time should be her talking.

>>70880882
he is railing against illegal immigrants

trump was doing that for legal people

it doesn't even compare

>>70880882
>caring about democrats vs republicans """politics"""

giggling

>Bercow was born to an English Jewish family in Edgware, London.[5]

There's your explanation

business idea: make mongolia more ethnically diverse

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how many black dicks is his wife taking right now?

>>70881012
>trump was doing that for legal people
[needs sources]
>>70880915
how was it ironic?

off to the amateur standup comedian night

going to sit in the front row see if any of the runts dare mess with me, a 6'4 brick shithouse

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>>70880956
If they had common sense they wouldn't be left wing

>based bercow btfos bitter brexit brits

>>70881030
If there's one thing the commons is good at it's protecting the integrity of the house in spite of the mess they make elsewhere

He just wants trump to come in and call people 'honourable which trump is completely incapable of doing

>>70880997
>le dictator is best for the middle east meme

This is how i can tell someone I'm arguing with is just informed enough about the world to be able to parrot the most basic of countercultural thinking.

Saddam was a maniac who invaded two of his neighbours and killed hundreds of thousands of his own people. Try reading about the history of actual time in power, not just current events sensationalised by the media. He was far worse.

>>70881101
I voted remain but I think trump is doing a good job

How do Brits feel about the Queen? It feels so odd you guys just have this random immortal grandma hanging around your country that has an ultimate veto over all the laws but has a gentlemans agreement not to use it.

reminder that people unironically write for publications like the guardian for free

>>70881123
why does that feel odd

>>70880925
He is America made flesh ngl

Men like that only come along once in a lifetime and they herald a cataclysm every time.

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>If they had common sense they wouldn't be left wing

>>70881075
his promise to ban all immigrants

and the recent practice of hassling visa carriers

you can argue it's not what he intended but if that's the case then he's guilty of malpractice astoundingly bad judgement in his implementation

>>70881085
*throws chewing gum in your hair from 3 rows back with extreme precision*

>>70881133
people unironically delete /brit/ thread for free

the world is a twisted place

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>>70881123
I love her

>>70881112
>the im too smart for the counterculture meme meme

the jew wants to destabilize middle east and to do so he needs to overthrow the dictators

>>70881133
HE DOES IT

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>>70881151
>his promise to ban all immigrants