/brit/

>tfw you refresh reddit, the front page of the internet, but all the links are still purple

first for /brit/ is a gimmick made for yanks

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Me on the left.

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

just fuck off with your single links you nonce
NEVER make a new thread again

>>70881253
r/asstastic

MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

>>70881290
i like MUKGA tbqh

>>70881309
don't want to make northern ireland great though

>>70881327

or MUKKA

(Kool)

hmmm...MECCA?

why do most girls scream so much
none of the girls in my family do

where is everyone?

>>70881373
mosque

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M-Mummy

>>70881373
should be along post-haste, bossman op single linked so half of them are still in yonder thread

>>70881384
That's the whore from Liar Liar

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I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil
I fight for their wives and children whose names I've heard whispered in their last breaths
I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces!
I fight for our people impoverished to pay the debts of an empire too weak to rule them yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves.
I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing.
I fight... Because I must.

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Need a gf that's built like this.

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>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who do not support the Queen

absolutely screeching at you

if only I were handsome, how much easier life would be

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>70881440
i do

>>70881216
This is what people don't get.

Laudrup was by far the best player ever to touch the ball. Everyone else was just stat babbies like Pele, Maradona and Ronaldo.
Messi scores a lot of goals, but Laudrup was by far a better dribler.

>>70881440
good lad

wanker will post cromwell soon enough, so predictable

>>70881440
>support the queen
like a football team?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

BASED KEVIN

>>70881440
She's alright I guess, never really gave a hoot about her though.

>>70881465
Now Charles, on the other hand, should be skipped over.

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r8 me lads

I support my legs, because my legs support me!

Tell me a sexy secret lads :3

>>70881460
Bit silly to compare Laudrup to Pele/Maradona/Ronaldo. Different players.

In terms of true playmakers, Laudrup and Nedved are the greatest ever

>>70881517
rorke

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>№70881342
nobody's biting, find a better use of time.

>>70881517
Don't like the look on that Labour guy's face

fuck the sluts with the humongous butts

>>70881558
good idea

drinking a yank beer lads

its actually fucking alri

>>70881517
rasheed

>>70881535
I know mate, I'm just shitposting :>

>>70881290
Britain was never great

necked a load of anti anxiety pills
going to ask her lads

>>70881594
'd

>>70881567
Pics

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=645_1486342403

This video proves London is 99% white

>>70881567
>yank beer
which one?

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the ideal gf

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>life was better for the average Iraqi under Saddam

Unless you were

>Shi'a
>Kurdish
>Westernised
>Marsh Arab
>one of the 2 million people killed as a result of wars he started


Yes, much better.

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Any radical centrists in?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4195738/Shopper-yanked-niqab-woman-shopping-centre.html

>all the people defending this guy in top rated comments

This fucking Indian just came into the quiet section of the library talking OUT LOUD in whatever language it is they speak

>>70881614
coors light

>>70881440
monarchists belong in the dustbin of history

Gonna be fighting girls off once I've cut for the summer lads

>>70881614
>>70881606
""""""brooklyn lager"""""""

just spontaneously bought it in the 'shop
tastes like a good IPA

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>>70881642
I'm not that bad

>>70881631
he was killing pakis

doing a sterling job in my opinion

>>70881595
no matter how messed up i get i can still never get the courage to text or facebook. i think if the girl were physically present i would make a move but doing so electronically is just too awkward.

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>>70881642
Here. Didn't even try to be a centrist. I thought I'd be to the right

>>70881661
alri beer, the local spoons does a pint for a couple quid.

ᵃᵗᵒˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ

>>70881649
neck yourself IMMEDIATELY

>>70881643
I agree

niqabs are the full ninja suits, disgusting

>let me tell you about my expertise on the last 30 years of iraqi history based on that christopher hitchens video/wikipedia article I saw
you are all embarrassing yourselves

UKIPs policies aren't tough enough on immigration imo

>>70881710
screw you buddy

silver bullet 4lyfe

you now remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM

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>Indole can be produced by bacteria as a degradation product of the amino acid tryptophan. It occurs naturally in human feces and has an intense fecal odor. At very low concentrations, however, it has a flowery smell,[3] and is a constituent of many flower scents (such as orange blossoms) and perfumes.

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>>70881642
radical leftist t b h

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>>70881253
>>70881271

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>>70881769
Careful there lad, don't cut yourself

>>70881748
Karenposting needs to stay on Brit/pol/

>>70881761
proper kino advert

>>70881663
Typical yank desu.
>>70881696
Me too, though I'd be in the purple bit desu.
>>70881767
Rasheed.

>>70881769
lads its been 90 mins since i ordered a chinese, girl on the phone said it would be 30 mins

what do?

what sweets should i buy from the shop? only going to buy one thing so it has to be good.

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>>70881642
yep

>>70881830
do absolutely nothing

>>70881832
kinder happy hippos

>>70881832
Hershey chocolate

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>>70881769

>>70881856
>hershey
>chocolate

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who /fascism/ here?

Trying to think of forgotten /brit/icisms which need to make a comeback

>get on the cross

Anything else lads?

>>70881759
coors lite is shit on all levels except for playing beer pong and other puerile drinking games (which are themselves intrinsically shit). if you want to get wasted for little money at least go with natty ice.

"In America I drink Coors Lite...it's like water!" - Japanese guy I know

>>70881856
don't do this it makes mustard gas

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>>70881642
any racist lefties in

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please respond

>>70881909
need a latex gf

>>70881619
does she have a penis?

>>70881909
latex gf?

>>70881879
>gif

fuck off

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Got a job lads. Gonna be working at a literal castle.

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What do you call a South Asian rapper lads?

Slim Sheedy

>>70881953
did i post this?

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>>70881935
no
>>70881931
>>70881943
ty

Exhaustive list of things I enjoy in my life:
>reading
>lifting weights
>sleeping

>>70881971
how would I know

>>70881877
Good lad

>>70881761
absolute melt that kid

Am I the only Constitutional Monarchist ITT?

>>70881877
fuck off rorke

>>70881631
tell me how great life is for any of those groups now in iraq mate?

>>70881969
does it now?

>>70882020
I'm a radical monarchist

>>70881965

More like Vriyashiipatthaya Vrankadyshwaramipayattu ha ha ha am I right my fellow Brown people

>>70881833
Very good lad.

Who is regarded as Britain's best monarch in history? Was it Victoria? Elizabeth I? Elizabeth II?

>>70882020
/brit/ is republican

>>70881761
remember the myth that he killed himself by putting a pencil on a table and slamming his head into it

>>70882072
Henry V

>>70882072
oliver cromwell

>>70882072
Alfred the Great
t. an Alfred

>>70882094
That was Mark Speight

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>>70882020
>monarchy
>constitution

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there is LITERALLY a storyline about cuckoldry in coronation street
nick tyleslly is going to knowingly raise a wife's son even though the child hasn't been born yet

>>70882072
Well if we go off names, Alfred the Great would have to be it

>>70882099
>t. an Alfred

you mean a descendant?

>>70882094
lmao
yes

>>70882020
i'm unironically an eco-monarchist
someone try and come up with a more meme ideology than mine

>>70882020
of course not

the anti-monarchist wankers never shut up though

>>70882118
is it black?

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>>70881809
karen goes where brits go

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>>70882072
George III

>>70882118
that's not what a cuckold is

>>70882108
nah he actually did kill himself, horrible story. The frosties kid was a seperate myth

>>70882131
no
my parents are patricians and named me Alfred

>>70882166
Karen a cute!

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>>70882072
Henry V
>mfw the united kingdom of great britain, ireland and france would have happened if he hadn't died of dysentery a week before his coronation

>>70882163
no, it's big steve's
>>70882178
it's still memes going too far

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>>70882072
George V obviously

chinese arrived lads

>>70882217
send it back

Karen één schijt.

>>70882178
yes it fucking is you dumb runt

lemme guess you think cuckoldry is BLACKED shit

why didn't bernard just use his magic watch to perv on girls

>>70882167
He and King John are usually regarded as the worst, along with Charles II and James II.

>>70882203
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
imagine the french AND british empires as 1

>>70882217
need better immigration control

>>70882051
Literally better

Shi'a are free to practice without persecution and have a massive backer in the form of Iran
Kurds have an autonomous region and are no longer gassed
Westernised Iraqis are running the country
Marsh Arabs are still kind of fucked, but because Saddam destroyed their homes, life has definitely improved
The war with ISIS has only killed around 10,000 people maximum.

Spastic

Did somebody order a Chinese?

here's another question:
what was the worst moment in british monarchy? Abdication crisis imo. Turned the royals into a reality show. A million pineals were calcified.

>>70882237
cuckoldry has a very precise definition for those that don't frequent /pol/ or games workshop

How many squats can you lads do?

Push ups?

Pull ups?

>>70881290
"let's put the Great back into Britain" is a better slogan tbqh

>>70882187
>being called fucking alfred in 2017
lmao were herbert and horace already taken? how hard did you get bullied

>>70882278
>what was the worst moment in british monarchy?
Magna Carta

>>70882297
prefer not to say

>>70882278
the bit where the monarchy came back after years of enlightened republic rule 2bh

>>70882249
King George was alright, only Yanks regard him as a bad king.

>>70882278
That time you guys had Dutch monarchs.

https://twitter.com/MulaBashir/status/828608042094755841

REALLY REALLY like this video

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>>70881997
>with a fucking brick

>>70882297
>How many squats can you lads do?
about 25
>Push ups?
35 on a good day
>Pull ups?
never done one

>>70882297
I only know I can do 36 push ups.

>>70882278
When the monarchy gave up all their power to the government

>tfw support a monarchy and the concept of monarchy
>tfw I don't support the reptilian cuck family of Windsor

would support a pretender to the throne

>>70882278
imagine giving up being king and fucking up the monarchy forever for a bint

>push ups
foy

>>70882302
never got bullied
I went by Alfie throughout my school life
Everyone knew I was an Alfred though. Some mates called me Alf and some mates called me Fred

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Anyone else scared of ever getting a blowjob in case the woman bites your dick off?

Fucking terrifies me lads.

>>70882370
bring back the Stuarts 2bh

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>>70882337
WHEN

>>70882387
I just don't like the feeling of it

Masturbating to girls in full latex.
Am I a degenerate?

When was the apex of British hegemony? Was it around 1900?

CHOON


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4Rr07bgVQ

>>70882268
>Shi'a are free to practice without persecution
HAHAHAHAHAHA
yes they are free unless one of the roving bands of salafis finds them and beheads them all. Not that shia militias treat sunnis any better.
>Kurds
im sure living on the front line of a fight with a literal psychopathic doom cult like ISIS is great fun and totally liberating
>westernised iraqis are running the country
lmao what? do you think westernised = western puppets? also mate, no one is fucking running the country. That's the whole point. Baghdad has no influence outside of it's city bounds.
>war with isis killed 10,000 people maximum
SHRIEKING. what the fuck are you on. Also good job ignoring the literal millions of displaced it's created

>>70882404
SMALL

>>70882407
Explain shitlib

>>70882412
nah usa were already ahead by then, bout 1870

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>>70882410
no
you are a patrician

>>70882444
I just don't like the feeling of blowjobs

literally just been threatened to get wanked off outside william hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
So this is that guy that people keep posting, I mean he's completely right but he sounds like an absolute faggot and uses too many adjectives and smart people wordz and it makes it harder to take him seriously.

>>70882450
Economically, the US surpassed GB by 1871, but militarily, the US wasn't too powerful until WW2.

>>70882387
never had this feeling ahahahaha.. aha

unironically got radical centrist
http://uk.isidewith.com/results/3013484229

proddies btfo on channel 4 news

>>70882470
you're literally a waste of a human

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Reminder that if you cannot do a pull-up you would literally die if you fell down a shoulder height hole in an area with no phone signal.

Meanwhile I would pull myself out (and be ready to pull myself out of 9 consecutive holes if need be).

>>70882461
*saves for future use*
aha yes thanks fella.

>>70882276
great telly show Tbh

>tfw no Pam & Mick mum and dad

>>70882496
don't need channel 4 news for proddies to get btof

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>>70882519
happy to help x

>>70882513

*walks towards you*
*falls down a hole*

>>70882513
i weigh 100kg la, it's no easy feat. I can manage 1 or 2 proper deadhang ones as it is

>>70882513
that guy has the worst virgin head i've ever seen

>>70882513
why not just use your feet

imaging kissing and cuddling a pretty girly wirly :3 x

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england won the superbowl lads

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any skinny fat CUNTS in this thread? get ready to be FUCKED UP

>>70882546
what do you like about latex?
it's the one fetish i can't understand
is it the way it feels? or the way it makes the womans body look?

>>70882513
The virgin physique is insane.

>>70882513
who the fuck can't do a pull-up

>>70882546
oh god this might be my favourite

>>70882482
wew lad

>>70882562
>>70882589
jinx

>>70882569
ableist

>>70882490
>Globalist regulation-looney Keynesian Progressive Big Government supporter who wants tender law and order and a collectivist society

>centrist

you're a lefty

>>70882482
Thanks for polluting my history with that shite. Going to have his tripe in my recommended list now

>always wanted a thick, huge beard
>can grow one but its patchy and just looks utter shite
>dad could grow a full beard
>grandfather can
>pretty much every other man can
>brother who is 6 years younger is able to grow some
>start using rogaine on my face (this is a thing)
>1 week later
>TONS and TONS of new vellus hairs appearing
>full coverage on my face and beard line is high as fuck
>now just have to wait for them to turn terminal

I probably could have just waited as my dad said with some men, and even him, that it took a long time to reach its full potential. But I'm impatient and I could be waiting into my mid 30's or even 40's.

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me and the missus

>>70882562
>>70882589
Well I am in fact a virgin so there's that.

Also do the virgin walk really noticeably.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38762034

stupid, old, white povvos doomed us all

why should they even be allowed to vote

>>70882555
I weight 100 kg and can do sets of 12, you're just a fat fuck

going to ask her later so she says "cant make it tonight, tomorrow?"
i think this is a good idea but i dont know why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CJ7TihsIws

haha brexit

HAHAHA BTFO

>>70882637
>>start using rogaine on my face (this is a thing)
I don't know why that seems like it would be a TERRIBLE idea

>>70882637
girls universally find facial hair off-putting. it literally only looks good to men. not even memeing, this has been researched

>>70882672
im NOT fat lad, im 6'2
my upper back is pretty shit though. I can deadlift 4pl8 tbf

>>70882679
that's always awkward imo

just ask about tomorrow

i've started taking melatonin supplements to help with my insomnia and it's giving me the fucking wildest, most vivid dreams.

i'm actually excited to sleep tonight, see some crazy shit

>>70882633
shush rorke

>Reminder that if you cannot do a pull-up
literally who can't

>>70882732
can you get them OTC or are they prescription

>>70882732
>melatonin
wog

>Let [friend] know if you can make it to Wizards Assemble Brighton
nah you're alright facebook

>>70882715
Buy a doorframe pullup bar and google "greasing the groove". Once you can do 5 or so pullups just draw up a routine and do sets.

Remaintards can't do a situp

>>70882688
Nah. People have been doing it for ages with amazing results. Guys have literally been going from very little facial hair to full beards in under 6 months.

There are some side effects for some people but luckily I've not had any.

>>70882714
>all women everywhere find facial hair unattractive

naaaaaaaaah

>>70882761
over the counter, lad

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4Md_aXVJE

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>>70882741

>>70882732
yeah its fucking mental innit mate

been taking 1mg myself, what about you

>>70882715
I don't understand how it's possible to deadlift 180 kg but only be able to do two chinups. Do you just not train lats and bis?

>>70882721
alri shall do, fuck it if i have a proper deadline for it that i can't pussy out of i think that'll be good

>>70882798
>molymemes
madness aha, it's like you've lost contact with reality

>>70882732
>"Melatonin is a hormone made by the pineal gland, a small gland in the brain."
WOKE

>>70882766
that's melanin you braindead cunt

>>70882761
otc

Having flashbacks of the time I took melatonin supplements to help with my insomnia and dreamt of the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

The doctor asked what my dreams were like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>70882830
you haven't given one counterargument to the quite obvious reality that you're nothing more than a Blairite neoliberal lefty

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*walks past you*

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>>70882843
>>70882796
what shop?
just had a look at the Tesco and Boots websites and they didn't have it

bought a slow cooker that just got delivered and i'm actually really excited about it lmao

being an adult is dull

why do people take sleeping tablets when they can take melatonin

>>70882787
I'm not too bothered about growing a beard, but I'll keep it in mind

Joe Rogan has just gone live

>>70882843
mate I've been doing _paperwork_ all day

think you mayed a mistake when you claimed I'm the thicko

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The ABSOLUTE state of you runts i could fuck and of your gf's over ur bed right now

>>70882884
>blairite
>neoliberal
>lefty
ummm sweety... xx

>>70882913
>xDDD when you get socks for christmas but you actually wanted socks!
>>>/reddit/

>>70882913
I bought a cast iron casserole dish the other week and I was dead excited to cook something with it.

>>70882732
personally meltonin gives me fucked up nightmares and sleep paralysis

always think my chair/coat hanger is a figure in the distance

>>70882774
bought a doorframe pullup bar and it just came straight out of the door as soon as i put any weight on it. Which one do you use?
>>70882816
i didn't isolate lats until recently. I now do back day every day and try to get a lot of volume on them
>how it's possible
I think it's cos the lats in the deadlift are only activated in an isometric to lock your body in position. I heard somewhere that isometrics only build strength within 15 degrees of flexion of the point of hold (so for instance if you hold a dumbbell with your arm at 90 degrees, that'll build strength in the ROM from 75 degrees to 105 degrees). So my lats are only strong in the deadlift position.

Anyone of you lads done one of these holidays where you go somewhere really shit/poor because it's cheap and just spend your time in the resort

Where did you go? Never been to any developing countries as I've only ever been America and western europe

>>70882934
do you have a big knob? me runt bums a virgin so it might not fit x

>he walks like a virgin

Lmao we see u

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james!
baxter!

>>70882899
this is what I use

http://uk.iherb.com/pr/Source-Naturals-Melatonin-1-mg-100-Tablets/4302

don't be fooled by higher dosages, studies suggest you get a better nights sleep from 1-3mg

always check supps on labdoor before you buy them so you don't get scammed

>>70882801
2mg lad, 2 capsules a day
i've only had surreal dreams so far, NOT looking forward to having a nightmare desu

>>70882899
try Boots lad, or order it online
http://www.smithsvitamins.co.uk/product/melatonin-3mg-30.html?gclid=CLuB1d2Y_NECFc-_7Qod7LwFaQ

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Seems like every fucking man aged 20-28 now works out.

>mfw I'm one of them

Still got the shits lads. 7 straight days of liquid arse gravy. Dunno how to fix it.

>>70882913
badly want a non stick frying pan to make some peng omelettes

>>70882980
probably still have the virgin walk despite losing my virginity 8 months ago and having sex on a regular basis

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>blairite
>neoliberal
>lefty

>ummm sweety... xx

Wish I were a podcaster

>>70883014
this can't be real

how does one walk like a virgin? can others notice?

>>70883017
hahaha im pushing the "go big" agenda so that the manlets will look even shorter aaaaaaaahahahaha

>>70883017
I'm not

going for the slim twink look, a lot of girls are into it

>>70882961
>Which one do you use?

I'm >>70882513 and the one I use has two rubber nubs which screw into the wooden doorframe. The bar itself is extendable so you put one end over one rubber nub then twist the bar, it extends and the other end slots into the other rubber nub. Hard to explain but it's very secure. Over time it fucks the doorframe though. There are some questionable cracks in the wood.

You get ones which actually rest on top of the doorframe though and don't require drilling / screwing. Those are probably better (for the health of your door at least).

>>70883016
2 a day? why? I only take them before I go to sleep

>>70883017
it's just the new years resolution guys atm

>>70883017
i love it, a revival of physiculture is great
Not everyone does though, still a lot of weak runts about.
Particularly a fan of the women who are now also taking a note of their health/their bums

>>70883039
i really hope it isnt but people like that exist

>>70883046
You know how people with Asperger's walk in a bouncy way? That's it.

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>>70883053
>a lot of girls are into it


no one tell him

>>70883046

Everyone notices you, yeah

>>70883046
your balls drop a little bit once you've had sex, which causes your posture to be different when you walk

>tfw you're not short so you don't need to work out

Saves a lot of time desu

>people STILL dont believe the virgin walk is real
your gait/posture is very important for how you're percieved. Dont slouch your shoulders, keep your neck straight.

>>70883017
There seems to be a lot more people getting interested in working out now, even older people, I welcome it.

>>70883046
head down and arms crossed while walking with pace

>>70883126
>this is what gangly lanklets actually believe

>>70883059
it said on the bottle "take 1 - 2 a day", so i took 2
might only take one tonight desu

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>>70883046
fig 1. a virgin walks in the wild

>>70883095
hmmm, so like gay?

>>70883016
>>70883013
thanks lads
although I'm not sure about taking them now because people here have said that you can get nightmares

I still get them occasionally despite being 19. I had one recently where I woke up crying and all I remember from it was a witch or something putting a micro SD card in my tablet then laughing. I woke up crying and screaming and it made my parents come running into my room

It's also not unusual for me to shout and cry in my sleep then have no recollection of it in the morning but my parents don't come into my room for that

>>70883132
knew a total bellend that would have the most erect posture

was a total pussy repellent 2bh

>>70883126
alri skellig, im probably taller than you AND im more muscular.

The thing is, since working out, my arse has become fantastic and I heavily judge women's bums who are worse than mine lol

>>70883132
i know a guy who is the biggest player among a bunch of normies i semi know and he slouches

you're talkin out your arse

>>70883109
that's pseudoscience mate

it's actually just a consequence of the virgin psychology. much like the nervous feeling of being discovered that develops when you hear people talk about sex and you try to bullshit about not being one.

>>70883187
feels good knowing im not alone

Why are you lads so fucking insecure.

You're like a bunch of women with eating disorders.

>tfw not even a virgin but do both the virgin walk AND the virgin stand

>>70883169
yeah mate im sure you walking around like the hunchback of nostre dame was a massive turn on.
Idk you shouldnt be some super-erect sperg, just dont walk like you're a scared pussy

>>70883166
you sound like such a fucking melt

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>>70883187
>a large arse on a man

Shit, lads, my standards may be too high. Nothing but munters on Tinder now. I've been swiping for twenty minutes.

>>70883187
same
would fuck a girl with my arse

>>70883187
Me too. I actually find men's arses more aesthetically pleasing now, women's are a little bit repellent with all the flab

>>70883221

Well your judgment doesn't help our condition xx

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>have had sex with countless women
>still have the virgin voice

Lost my virginity over a year ago and have had sex at least once a week for over 10 months but I still act like a virgin with virgin mannerisms in public

>>70883269
bit gay

my standards are unreasonably high considering how ugly I am. Some lad on /brit/ summed it up fantasticly a few weeks ago, I'm going to try and find the post

>>70883187
Me too.

Thing is though I'm looking at everyones arse now, man or woman to see how aesthetically pleasing it is, no homo though.

>>70882297
Squats? Probably a few.

Push ups? 40.

Pull ups? About 20. Can do a 1 armer with my left (strongest) arm on a good day.

>tfw can't eat in public because I pretend to my friends that I've had sex but the virgin cutlery hold would give me away in a second

>>70883275
iktf mate

also have the virgin banter, it's terrible. no on ever believes I've lost my virginity, my ex even asked me if I was a virgin straight after we'd had sex. I mean, for fucks sake....

>>70883294
It's not gay, I don't want to have sex with them. I just think they're objectively superior aesthetically, and would have a nice firmer texture if you were to slap/caress them

>>70883317
Please do. Sounds like something I need to read.

>>70883269
>>70883319
i dont do this with men's bums but i find a massive meatshield-type upper back and/or strong forearms to be very aesthetically pleasing.
Don't think its gay though, like i dont want to do anything with them, just look at them.

>>70883334
good post

>>70883166
might be worth a try, the dreams i've had weren't scary, they were long, vivid, realistic and surreal as fuck at some points. at one point of my dream last night, my nan coughed up her heart, so i put it in a lucozade bottle and threw it away. bit weird.

99% of you use reddit

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>>70882584
both 2bh

Why do men shave their chest hair?

can someone post that picture of wojack but like his face details are simplified? it's used to talk about manipulating people. Need that image.
>>70883334
did a virgin laugh

evens i go down and buy more beer
odds i don't
dubs and i kms

DON STEPPED OUTSIDE

>>70883388
it is pretty gay

>>70883421
statistically you use it as well

so apparently are Nige is having an affair with some French totty?

>>70883389
here it is lad

>>70883457
>>70883457
>>70883457
>>70883457

What ever happened to Egypt after America rescued it

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Haven't spoken to anyone in the last 2 weeks

>>70883343
Girl I lost my virginity to didn't believe I was a virgin after we had sex. She got angry at me for lying to her

>>70883275
>posting the virgin feel meme