/brit/

>>70815562
hmm

is it safe?

>>70815524
is kstew footposting still a gimmick

Put on the extra info thing on dominos that they should put the pizza through the letter box and they didn't fucking do it

i tried it with an old dominos pizza box and it easily fit, absolutely fuming

>>70815570
>>70815570
>>70815570
>>70815570
>>70815570
>>70815570

How's your love life going lads?

nreed a bf

>>70815595
>>70815595
>>70815595
>>70815595
>>70815595
>>70815595
>>70815595

>>70815607
The gf is pregnant

>>70815609
*strokes your arm*

>>70815607
my what

>>70815584
I hope so

>>70815595
*Notices my footprints in the thread*
I must be going in circles..

reddit flaggers absolutely need to fuck off

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>see incorrectly spelled word
>it's correct in british spelling

voting blair atm ama

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>>70815584
yes
although I'd like to remind you kstew is not for lewd

>>70815645
I think you're pretty handsome desu

l-l-lads nobody has joined my chess game

>>70815686
I'm not familiar with those lyrics

Thinking of walking 3km just to go buy some licorice

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE

>>70815684
"she" has man shoulders

I need a new job but no skills or advanced education. What should I look into?

Why does greasy food taste so nice but is bad for you

>>70815714
not the bottom of a bottle Jeremy, you can do it

>>70815714
Getting hiiiiiiiiiiigghh

>>70815720
your brain likes fat

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes...
*reclines recliner*
*grabs tinnie*
*puts Bathurst on*

>>70815632
*kisses you*

>>70815714
Just go to a company and talk to people.

>>70815767
>>70815632
*Shines a bright light on you*
Ay. Break it up you two

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>>70815713
unlike you amirite

do black people get cancer?

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>>70815709

need to buy some pillows but I'm not paying 10 quid for some cotton and shit might go to the second hand shop and get two pillows for 3 euros even if they're prolly going to be infected with some thirld-world disease

>>70815791
No. They just die from high cholesterol

https://en.lichess.org/1tB1sDYs
https://en.lichess.org/1tB1sDYs
https://en.lichess.org/1tB1sDYs
https://en.lichess.org/1tB1sDYs
https://en.lichess.org/1tB1sDYs

>tfw 5'4 and built like a homophobic Icelandic cinema usher

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Take the emilypill

>>70815791
No because being black is bad enough.

So David Beckham claimed his emails were doctored, now he is admitting sending them.

Fucking shitbag

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/david-beckhams-knightmare-football-legend-9759583?service=responsive

>>70815848
>David Beckham
literally who

>>70815848

what's all this then?

what time is everyone going to bed?

>>70815858
Star Lord

>>70815858
King of England before King Rooney

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One of the more interesting opponents from /brit/

https://en.lichess.org/6WDbFO06
https://en.lichess.org/6WDbFO06

>>70815880
Whenever you do x

>>70815880
Going to watch 1 more episode of anime before I nod off so about 3 bells

going to kill myself today

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>>70815607
Turns out the proto-gf is mental.

>>70815646
haha only joking

quite nervous about the graduate school applications lads

will be moving to aus if I don't get in anywhere

>>70815967
fowf

>>70815967
I go to grad school

AMA

>>7081600

lads, was the word "holiday" as you brits use it a thing in ye olden times?
I feel like that was a careless writing mistake/oversight.

honestly though lads, if I don't get into to any grad schemes I think I'll just fuck off to a rural area and work some manual labour job.

fuck living in the city if you haven't got a good job. housing's too expensive for that eh

literally play 9D chess as we speak

going absolutely bonkers I can't handle this any more

>>70816012
>I feel like that was a careless writing mistake/oversight.
Like aloominum?

Lads I need your hot opinions on Ireland and Northern Ireland.

>>70815989
fosc (fuck off social climber)

Yeah not replying to you anymore, don't care.

>>70815989

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice...

>>70816003
nice one fuckwit

>>70816035
Nah, like someone from that period using it. Watching The Adventures of Merlin and it felt out of place.

eating KFC

screeching at this thread lads

>>>/tv/79100806

/tv/ is a right lad

>>70816088
Can I have a bite?

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>>70816064

>>70816127
rubbish

>>70816083
Oh, it came from "holy day", not sure when that turned into holiday tho

>>70816096
one chip

lads no one prepares you for the anxiety of graduate school applications

just had a wank

I feel even worse

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is suffering

>>70816111
Thanks

>>70816091
I don't aim for doubles as I fear the Wrath of Jan

>>70816152
all me desu

honestly, it's quite nerve wracking. I don't know how competitive these programs are

>>70816133

boyo we agreed to do nofap as a new years resolution

get with it

licked a vagina on friday night

they are actually fucking rank

>>70816162
grad scheme lad? I did one if you want to know anything

>>70816195
nah fuck off

no fap does nothing

>>70816226
ahh yes

>>70816201
Why the fuck did you lick it then softlad?

>>70816235
hmm?

>>70816227
interesting post

>>70814234
same

I'm so lonely

>>70816228
thought i'd give it a go

>>70816301

don't know why people find emily blunt attractive, her face is busted af

>>70816207
Always used to get loads of pimples after turbo wank sessions, still do sometimes.

Pretty sure it makes some difference lad

so alone

eating a zinger stacker from KFC

>>70816312
I don't find her attractive to be completely 'blunt' haha

do you say appreciate

"AH-PREE-SHEE-ATE" or "AH-PREE-SEE-ATE"

?

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eating a meal lads

>>70816328
Can I have a bite?

>>70816347
no

>>70816328
fom off murderer

>>70816318
Utter, utter, utter runt

>>70816312
she's attractive from certain angles, thought she was fit in edge of tomorrow, was edging through the film to be blunt with you haha

doctor I say doctee or docturd whether it's a tee or a turd it's the same word

kind of hoping I die from one of those diseases where your body just explodes as soon as you get it

>>70816346

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

>>70816357
Rude

>>70816376
Ebola?

>>70816381
*grabs your penis*

Concerning::70816343
The first one you fucking leaf

>>70816343
former

Love willies t b h.

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How'd about that then?

>>70816409
>that autism in chat

>>70816440
That better be because it allows you to stand while peeing but not for any homoerotic reasons, lad

Had a brief spell of hope.
Gone now.

>>70816440
>>70816452
Quite gay

>>70816361
Not very nice

You saying you had a completely clear face when you were a teen?

>>70816452
Mirin that belly

Why are you posting that still. Not a willy I'm comfortable with.

Anons guaranteed steps to get a wife:

1. get off 4chan
2. nofap
3. get a job
4. buy a house and a car

that's literally it. simple as can be

>be me
>shag a prostitute an hour or two ago
>was passionately kissing her and fell in love
>I'm going back out AGAIN for another booking in the same night
the absolute state of me right now

ffs

never give money to bints

>some willy lover feels uncomfortable with a certain picture of a willy

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>That better be because it allows you to stand while peeing but not for any homoerotic reasons, lad

>>70816513
sort yourself out

>>70816513
>kissing a hooker
wew lad

>>70816583
why
my life is at least exciting

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Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.

#JustLondonThings

drinking a sunkist from KFC

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Who are your favourite pseudo-intellectuals?

>>70816592
that's more the reason why I booked a her, not even the actual sex
I'm a big fan of sensual kissing and I crave the affectionate touch of a woman

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>>70816610

>>70816607
Can I have a sip?

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playing the godfather 2 (Xbox 360)

>>70816669
get a cup

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>>70816610

>>70816642
Be careful lad, who knows what they may have
Even if youre using a """high class""" """escort"""

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>when you have model tier girls eyefucking you but you're a beta faggot who has no game

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NEED an extra bf t b h.

>>70816690
Naw, just a sip, from your straw
That your mouth has been on

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>>70816610

does anyone else here listen to girlfriend asmr?

>>70816697
this never happened

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>he's here

>>70816513
do whatever makes you happy lad.

im thinking about buying a prostitute myself lad, where do you suggest i go looking?

>>70816727
Isn't it renting?

>>70816709
*walks away to talk to someone else*

>>70816724
i've had sex with a girl who rejected a modelling agency as she didn't want that life (she also went to LSE)

Not only this I also have this girl in my lectures flicking her hair when ever I somehow glance over her, however she is a model and has done fashion shows, her chin isn't good enough for me.

>>70816727
go knock on your mums door

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNpUACqbQGQ

This is adorable lads

A qt young italian girl with a gordon ramsay obsession visits his restaurant for her birthday and makes a ten minute slideshow of the experience

Makes me all fuzzy inside

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>>70816725
Paranormal activity if I've ever seen it

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>>70816791
That's lickdicki's ghost coming to haunt the thread

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>>>/pol/111109224

>>70816693
You're right but it's a risk I have to take

>>70816830
>>>/pol/111111111

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I feel his pain.

>>70816770
adultwork and vivastreet
have a butchers at what's in your area

Business idea: pretend to be a """lad""" and nonce college lads.

>>70816861
First thing that comes to my mind is gookmoot recognised the meme magic shit and sold this get to the leaf for a good price

goodnight lads x

>>70816863
barron kinda reminds me of reviewbrah

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>>70816610

could do with a cuddle iah

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>>70816927

>>70816963
Nonce.

>>70816946
*cuddles you on your right side*
*kisses your cheek before falling asleep*

>>70816648
detest this effete cunt

absolute mutant

>>70816993
aww

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

GUUUURL
I NEED A SHOT OF B12
YOU
KNOW
YOU
DO

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>no bf to cuddle with on the settee while watching MOTD

>>70817041
does mexico have any good islands for us

>>70817049
abysmal post

millenial cunt

mexican

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>settee

>>70816863
He's such an odd little boy. Wonder if Trump nonces him or something.

>>70817078
foy

>>70816863
he reminds me of reviewbrah

>>70817074
I'm 27 potato.

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>>70816985
Fucking baked lad

>>70817060
me

doing a doing

>>70817082
Well he had him at 60, doesn't your sperm get weaker or something as you get older and children are more suspectible to defects or is that just women?

Rogue One was vastly superior to The Force Awakens.

having a have

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>Boy, he had a set of paws on him.

doing a do

>>70817174
congratulations on having the same opinion as everyone else on planet earth

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owned!

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>I'm 27 potato.

>>70817212
Absolutely literally unrecoverable

mornin' george

>>70817212
would not be surprised if there were stories about pence trying to suck someones cock in some airport toilets 2bh

GCHQ, I'm not really a nonce, I just make jokes about it.

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>>70817233

>>70817224
disappointed none of you lads insinuated this image suggested i can only count to zero

/brit/ is well and truly dead, 0 fucking banter nowadays

the mick haahha

the spic haahha

the yank haahha

funny how spics and potato niggers are both a scourge on their regions while sharing a very similar flag

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Hello /brit/, heard you're a fan.

sitting awkwardly in the living room of a brothel
they gave me a can of pepsi with a straw haha

you did it redd1t

>>70817329
its 3:30am get a life

>>70815629
Good luck with that

>>70817467
Waiting for mummy to get off her shift?

>>70817467
pics

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Wolvajack.

>>70817467
Pics

>>70817479
are those supposed to be burgers?

>>70817467
howling. pics

>>70817503
>>70817511
Can't I'm literally sitting in the room with 2 prossies

>>70817520
cute faces
boobies

>>70817550
Pics

>>70817550
why the fuck not? they are fucking prostitutes, who cares

>>70817550
But you can post on here? Hmmm. Enjoy larping.

>>70817571
oo youre hard

Feel like a nonce chatting to 19 year old lads.

I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman lads

>>70817590
How old are you

>>70817467
>can of pepsi with a straw
sounds like a complimentary enema

>>70817615
>woman
Bit gay.

>>70817467
your first client will be along soon enough

>>70817615
Love? with girls? bit bent that.

i am not that old

>>70817638
Ahh, the old Reddit switcheroo xD

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gf

>>70817618
27. Yykes.

>>70817656
who dis

>>70817658
Nonce

bollocks are yearning for a lass to step on them lads

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>>70817615
I feel the opposite. I wished I had never experienced the love of a woman. They are demons trying to keep the white man down.

emma roberts

>>70817693
what's the chance whoever made this is a ponyfugger haha

>>70817780
What's the chance of whoever made this post is a sheepshagger haha

>>70817793
good post

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>>70817683

how long ago was /his/ made? i dont remember these things
also when did moot leave

he's a problem child and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fucking dad walking out

taking the mick

I'm sure I said I'd go to sleep an hour ago, hmm..

>women literally eject blood and flesh out of their fannies for several days every month
how can anyone "love" these vile creatures?

velcome, wilkollem to...
kino das bang bang
boom boom
1975
ja ha ba da zing

>>70817898
this desu, boys are much cleaner and nicer

>>70817925
not when you put your penis in where poo comes out

>>70817793
What's the chance whoever made this post is the product of inbreeding haha

>>70817898
vaginas are fucking disgusting mate, will never put my willy in one as long as i live

>>70817833

moot left in 2015 I think

/his/ has been around since about the time hiro took over. /news/ too

>1 Small Pizza 10 "
>8 Wings or 2 Pieces of Chicken
>1 Fries
>1 Soft drink
=16.99+tip

or

>1 Large Pizza 14"
=13.99+tip

help me decide, /brit/

>>70818010
A

>>70818027
FUCKING

>>70818010
get the pizza la
where you ordering from?

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>>70817984
Don't you make fun of our culture

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>tipping in a commonwealth country

also option A idiot

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>>70818010
>+tip

>>70818033
LEAF

>>70817989
all of the boards hiro added are reddit prime, utter shite
think its because they have no preexisting community that will tell them to fuck off

>>70818034
option 1 is a paki, option 2 is a pretty good pizza joint

>>70818042
>>70818043
>>70818027
keep in mind a 14" pizza is almost as large as 2 10" ones

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caught a bad case of the mud butt lads

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>+tip

>>70818060
this 2bh

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>+tip

I think Reviewbrah might be Barron Trump lads. That would explain why he's on the run all the time.

Homolust is purest as it's not based on money, social status, nor height.

If the technoindustrial system collapses the probable result will be a reversion to a situation roughly equivalent to that which existed several hundred years ago, in the sense that people will live under widely varying conditions in different parts of the world. There will be sickness and health, full bellies and starvation, hatred and love, brotherhood and ethnic bitterness, war and peace, justice and oppression, violence and kindliness, freedom and servitude, misery and contentment. But it will be a world in which such a thing as freedom will at least be possible, even through everyone might not have it.

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What if Barron Trump becomes a Baron?

>>70818120
>>70818150
shit fucking gimmick

What does she say here??
https://youtu.be/te5-SJzylZc?t=163 (2:42)
"I was a ????? than a monkey"
Help me britnigs

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>>70818190
give BR gf NOW

>>70818190
>>70818190
I was a lady in waiting

>>70818165
t. Hillary supporter

>>70818190
lady in waiting

>>70818210
thank

>>70818190
lady in waiting

alri lads

>>70818190
>>70818210
>>70818218
>>70818223
>>70818225
i think she says "lady in waiting"

>>70818165
You can stay.

70818214
You can fuck off.

*slaps my bellend on the table*

just shagged a dirty Romanian prossie
feel fucking vile now so many regrets
NEED to stop doing this

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>>70818239
Yeah that's what I just said...

>>70818243
bit ru la

>>70818165
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>>70817806
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>>70817656
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>>70817615
>>70817586
>7
>>70817571
>>70817565
>>70817559
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>>70818276
FOY

>>70818284
great post leaf. really thought provoking.

>>70818284
all me

>>70818284
ok *fucks off*

>>70818284
Absolutely stellar post by leaf standards.

>>70818284
Exquisite post

>>70818303
Kill yourself

Fuck off

Anyone really surprised that David Beckham has turned out to be a bit of a cunt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QODYBv7tk

opinions?

>>70818327
So Victoria isn't a stone cold bitch?

el mexicANO is gay and hates women

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>>70818284

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Yo-AHvsv4

>>70818327
Fergie is always right desu

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>hes here

should i join a boxing gym lads?

>>70818327
nah haha not really

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>>70818327
n-nope

>>70818344
I said it once, I shall say it again.

FOCY (fuck off crypto-yank)

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>he's here

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>>70818346
>春雨

>el mexicANO is gay and hates women
Wanna be my 2nd bf lol.

>canada calling anyone a crypto-yank

>>70818327
David Beckham? you mean the guy that sells aftershave?

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currently drink driving AND I'm /brit/ posting at the same time

and there's NOTHING any of you can do about it

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>>70818407

david beckamstein

>>70818397
no no the guy that sells scotch whisky

>>70818327
he's not even THAT good looking in all honesty.

He's the equivilant of Margot Robbie.

To quote Vanity Fair "She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherworldly, catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key" Yeah Beckham is good looking in that generically good looking, but nothing special, at all.