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Anime

This is the white people thread then I guess.

babestation

why the fuck have germans of all people made the last two /brit/ threads

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

>>70812701
German manufacturing must control everything.

>>70812637

No you have to understand there is something very unique about being Anglo

Britain is sort of like the America of Europe

reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Dirlewanger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlov's_House

>>70812684
Contender for the best special to bee honest.

>>70812701
Wasn't me.

>>70812701
>says the yank who linked his dire thread the post after the german

i just ate a dinner+dessert that will make me pre-diabetic for the next 24 hours

>>70812684
>>70812687
>>70812701
>>70812718
>>70812726
>/brit/

if this fucking kraut mentions fucking zoning laws again I'm gonna heem him

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Getting kinda high lads

>>70812701
efficency

punxsutawney phil

the so-called king of kings

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>>70812748
Umm excuse me I am British

>>70812701
His editions are alright desu, much better than the usual shitty brit and yank so called "funny" editions

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Jeb and his loving wife

>>70812723
I can't pinpoint it, but there's this general weirdness in the Anglo mentality, but your actual conditions are pretty similar to ours. Shit weather, shit food, cynical cunts, always complaining, too fucking full.

>>70812729
wasn't me but this edition is more dire

dumb pirate frogposter

>>70812723
>Britain is sort of like the America of Europe

An inflated sense of importance?

don't ignore me lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLViY4Ieqko

the gf

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Boston is probably the only place in the US I would consider living in desu

>>70812750
There's nothing left to say unless someone feels the need to post nonsensical diarrhea against mixed zoning.

the germans will cause a third european war before 2050, mark my words

they can't help themselves

>>70812844
Fuck off we're full

I am very ugly

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>>70812844
Pretty cozy looking. Could use a few more trees in the streets.

>>>/pol/111077688
to the people in here who were saying kek wasnt real

>>70812872
Don't worry there's still at least 6 countries I'd rather live in before considering moving to the US

3 fucking sausages

might do the ol' sleepicide

>>70812858
*ruins Europe*

Did I do that?

>>70812901
pareidolia

*accidentally triggers article 50*
shit...SHIT!
*runs out of the shop*

>That time in Year 8 I wrote Geography under my name instead of subject on my notebook and my really hot Geography teacher with the nice tits called me Geography all year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJYY3l8ZoQ

absolute BANGER

So, uh, do descendents of white colonialists count or should I start slinging rocks at you lads?

cagers btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240

>>70812977
*checks flag* don't know where that is *continues to browse*

>>70812952
Murderer, blood is on your shoulder

>>70812952
unfortunate we can't do that in real life

>>70812969
Sort yourself out

>>70812977
what fucking flag is that

>>70813016
Reminder to report him for spam and rule violations

>>70812944
i hate the current /pol/ so much

>>70813019
>>70812999
Honduras, local centroamerican memenation, pleasure meeting you

Missed the second half of the England v France rugby lads. What was the score?

>>70813019
Austria got swapped to BLU team

>>70812977
are you from tegucigalpa

>>70813046
hmm

is your country full of drugs?

>>70813051
Yessir

>>70813046
did you know Belize used to be known as British Honduras

it's a peugeot 405

FUCKING PEUGEOT

>>70813084
Deano?

>>70813031
Excuse me you're an American and hence not allowed to post here.

PUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH...SHUT

>>70813075
nice, do most people live in the capital? what's it like outside of it

>>70813080
I did, only Brit territory south of the Rio Grande(aside from the falklands)
>>70813069
Absolutely, last president's son JUST happened to also run a massive drug smuggling operation in Miami, wonder how that came about

does anything of value come out of australia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5diQgv20ewg

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5s0amg/visit_your_local_mosque_tomorrow_nationwide_open/ddbvsfm/

>>70813149
have you been to Belize? if so are they significantly different to all your Spanish family countries/neighbours?

>>70813167
Shan't

>>70813167
>If you want, see if you can find a mosque that has previously shown solidarity with LGBTQ people etc.

Howling.

Reminder: this thread is for non druggo countries ONLY x

>>70813167
there's a mosque next to uni I can literally go whenever I want since there's a lot of uni muslims that go to it

>>70812985
that old shit car single handedly caused global warming

>>70813212
What world is this numpty living in

>>70813146
The capital itself if ok, we've GOAT climate during winter. But it's usually a humid crime hub with about a fourth of all citizens living here
Everything else is genuinely terrible, there's some wealthy haciendas(think of homesteads)
But it's usually some UBER underdeveloped fuck fest of uneducated campesinos. Not that that's a bad thing
>>70813188
Only place that I've yet to go in centroamerica, I've heard that their english is like Creole English(Imagine Jamaican but further absolutely disfigured) They're also considerably darker than most other nations, but aside from that they're basically use with a different official language and marginally less crime

How's my english BTW?

>>70812962
why is this deleted kek

>>70813248
weed isn't a drug

>>70813301
haha kek xD

Ireland is an extension of wales

>>70813293
>How's my english BTW?
almost perfect

>>70813329
The whole world is an extension of Wales

I know a Finnish person that speaks better English than most Brits

>>70813356
you know most brits?

>>70813333
Oh you! Sweet quads aswell, my panties are already slipping

>>70813378
yes

don't you?

>>70813293
cheers for the reply lad.
your English is fine if we didn't have flags I wouldn't be able to tell you weren't a native

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the gf and I sharing a tender moment

>>70812725
>Pavlov's_House
great map in cod1

>>70813356
i'm to intelligent too speak proper

>>70813380
>my panties are already slipping
please be in Exeter

>>70813412
reminds me of the "this is for you" guy when he goes in for the kiss at the end

ordered a dominos

>>70813412
Grim

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I get it's and its mixed up sometimes

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*blocks your path*

>>70813439
good idea that

>>70813412
have not actually, physically cringed at something on the 'chon in a while
thanks

business idea: dress up in girls clothes at home in my spare time

>>70813458
lol i'm a chav too me an my boys fuck with people like that all the time shit is cash

>>70813494
cute

Is it bad I've been coughing like a smoker since September? There's been no change in the volume of my cough.

>>70813412
I don't remember what the show is called but she's an absolutely bitch an he's a massive beta but a decent enough guy
sad state of affairs

>>70813458
me in the middle centre

>>70813494
what is the purpose of doing so if there is noone around to treat you like a woman?

>>70813494
why are bongs so gay

Google maps is fantastic

>>70813494
let me know when you open an IPO this is genius

>>70813512
I assumed it was from porn

>>70813458
post the video lad i've been looking for this for ages

If you marry me, darlin’
Then you marry the road
Best count the cost before you write off being alone

just paid £50 to the eat the pussy of, and extensively tongue kiss a Romanian prostitute

is there such thing as sleeping for too long?

I sleep for like 9 hours on the weekend

Business Idea: Laconophilian Government.

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>>70813530
bonjour pierre ;)

Who is 'calle'?

>>70813559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

>>70813494
Shall be doing this when I move out, I'll wank while wearing skirts/stocking and finger the 'sehole

>>70813520
perhaps I want to do it for myself?
or maybe I plan to have someone here in the future who can treat me like a woman

I really love it when a guy puts his pinky finger in my belly button and wiggles it up and down

>>70813512

Isn't that King of Queens?

>>70813598
pic of skirt

>>70813571
you'll be fine bong, i used to go to sleep at 8 - 9 am and wake up at 23:00 or 2 am sometimes did this for a year and my mom threatend to kick me out if i didnt go back to school

>>70813530
the women have gorn orff

>>70813569
In taxi home, feel grim ngl
gonna smoke a spliff when I get back

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she wants a man from Exeter

>>70813569
what did her fanny smell like?

>>70813569
>>70813636
nice, was she fit?

important question

can you lose your vision (have to wear glasses) from using phone/computer screens too much?

Business Idea: do a saville on my 13 yo cousin

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>>70813666

>>70813593
calle means street in spanish

>>70813711
so long as the room lighting is good and you're not straining your eyes you should be fine

>>70813458
I could knock them all out in one swing

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>>70813726

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>>70813349

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>>70813726
right sunshine, you're nicked

>>70813558
>>70813616

found it, from a show called 90 Day Fiance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2EDfdEROxs

here's another clip where she's begin vile and he's being an idiot

>>70813711
happened to a friend of mine, used to have the eye sight of a marksman but lost it from playing video games and sitting at the computer all day.

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>>70813726
MUMMY GET HIM

>>70813571
>9 hours
you are but a little babby
watch THIS

*sleeps for 22 hours*

>>70813774
imagine being a copper in a little village doing the rounds riding one of these all day, comfy ngl

>>70813607
With that convincing rhetoric, your parents will HAVE to believe you're straight.

[spoiler]Meet me in a seedy hotel room pls[/spoiler]

Business idea: go to gay bars and let strangers use my arsehole as a cunt (with a condom on, obviously)

>>70813819
Do you want anything from the shop?

Business idea: cut a hole in my bedroom wall so the neighbour can stick his knob through and into my mouth

>>70813607
grill

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ahem... i shall be the only one "blocking peoples paths", thanks folks

>>70813777
She's not wrong though

>>70813851
another fabulous idea I sense this could be the next big startup

i'm craving an autistic meltdown i want to scream and destroy everything in my path, even my legs are itching for this
but if i do this my mom will kick me out
REEEEE

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>>70813890

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The concentration of benders in here is higher than usual

Black hole sun

Black hole sun

Won't you come

>>70813922
break into someone elses house and do it there

>>70813943
I'm gay I just want a cuddle

>>70813953
that's a good idea lad, when did you have your last autist meltdown?

Business idea: chop off one side of the door handle and attach a dildo, create a mechanism so that when the other side is pushed down the dildo penetrates my arsehole

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made me think

>>70813922
Why are you doing a tantrum?

>>70813979
*nuzzles you*

Business idea: everytime you get a (You) the fucking machine activates

deep down every european hates and fears the anglo man

>>70813700
no noticeable smell that I acknowledged
tasted decent although her reaction to me eating her fanny could've been more appreciative
>>70813705
yeah desu 8/10

Business idea: climb to the top of a flagpole and jump up with my your legs and arsehole spread

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remember when this happened after dave quit

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Business idea : Carter posting

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the gf

>>70814065
so obsessed with us

Business idea: orbital kinetic bombardment right into my arsehole

>>70814064
glad she kept the seat warm

>>70813981
oh I don't do that

but a friend of mine does

Business idea: become a tranny and use my cock as a dildo

Only pakis are anti trump

Business idea: (any (You)'s will complete this sentence)

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>>70814114

Fine then. New business idea : Cold War posting

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these business ideas are becoming less creative/funny with each additional post quit while youre ahead

>>70814024
nothing to feel bad about then

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ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

TU DU DU DUN TUDUDU DUN TUDU DU TUDUDUDU TUDUTUDU TUDU TUDU TUDU TDU

* does guitar solo*

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having a think

eating some leftover homemade chickpea curry

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me n the lads

Business idea: create a creative/funny business idea

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me and the lads

>>70814181
good post

Business idea: Buy well performing stocks

Business idea: start posting

Business idea: Don't tell /brit/ your business ideas so they don't steal your business idea

business idea: shitpost relentlessly

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Love how universally derided canadians are on 4chan

Business idea: a johnny for your cutlery, just put it on it before you eat and you dont have to clean it afterwards

I'm the only person in this thread that has a motorcycle license

bow before me, carfags

Business idea: A johnny for Bourbons, just put it on before you eat and you don't get crumbs everywhere

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>>70814329
>>70814336
>>70814347
>>70814367
>>70814378
>>70814420

Going to purchase all these ideas

>>70814377
Not a fan of this

Business idea:

Any of you nerds watched Gunslinger Girl?

Business idea: a fork that pops a toothbrush out of the other end when you click a button so you can easily brush your nashers after a meal.

>>70814456
Yes but it was donkeys ago

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>tfw you finally manage to get a software library installed and working on linux

only took 10 hours

>>70814481
Worth a gander?

monarchies ranked
1. english (duh)
2. japanese
3. dutch
4. norwegian
5. dutch

honourable mention: spanish, and german (rip)

looked up my old high school classmates on the 'book lads
if you ever need motivation to finally pull the trigger on the ol' 'cide there's no better way than looking at people you thought were failures and losers then happily married to a moderate qt with a young family haha

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>205 posts
>47 IPs

>On average people here have posted almost four times in this thread alone with weak business ideas and gimmicks

>>70814498
I enjoyed it from what I can remember so go ahead, not many episodes though so I dunno why you're asking just go ahead and try it

>>70814543
shut up

>>70814543
haha

fuck off leaf

The British are a clean and industrious people.

ah yes, the so called judge

>14 year old girl thrown off ride in China

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e8_1486202201

>>70814528
>dutch twice
m8...

>>70814543
I've posted like fucking 15-20 times and gotten 5 (You)'s, grim times

>>70814543
its cause its saturday night all the brits are at the pub or club

>>70814586
what can i say i like the dutch

pissed on the wooden cabinet beside the toilet

I'll get some stick for this in the morning

Business idea: just popping over to my local mosque, you lads want anything?

>>70814653
no

>>70814552
Fine, geeze
Dick

Tell me about the UK, why does it import the muslims? If they stopped, would they die?

>>70814653
Anime gf.

>>70814668
it's a big country, plenty of room :^)

hate it when i do a mid afternoon nap

>>70814691
ah yes let's build everywhere with no regard for the environment

>>70814703
get a load of this hippy

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>70814561
>70814565

Got more (You)'s than you've ever gotten in your life runts

>>70814588
(You) deserve one lad.

>>70814665
I'll put my dick in your little virgin bumhole

>>70814668
*absorbs you through my rectum*

>>70814584
she didn't fly so good

>>70814668
oilniggers fuck OFF

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Business idea: sell dried fish to the UK as "fish chips"

brit? nah i dont wanna get sick

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>caring about the environment

>>70814757
that looks like insulation

what's your favourite board lads

mine is /pol/

/brit/? more like /isis/ rofl amirite xd

lads im reading a history of england book but it got boring, right now its talking about the politics of the 1830s.

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>>70814778
You would probably like it if you tried it

>>70814786
/tv/ for the memes maybe

>>70814786
/g/

>>70814786
/sp/ for the memes maybe

>>70814820
It does look rather vile though

>>70814786
/lit/

>>70814786
/a/ I guess

/brit/

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>>70814842
But it's tasty, unlike most of our food which tastes as shitty as it looks

Why did Churchill make a deal with the devil, Rothschild? Why was Churchill such a douche?

Business idea: Prey on the elderly

>>70814839
Genuinely believe only sad cases frequent sport

The sort of weirdos who turn up to match threads of teams they don't even support so they can spam shite and feel "banterous"

When you see people from fucking Malaysia or Yanks making fun of Hillsborough you know you got some right sad bastards

Business idea: bodyguards for the elderly to protect them from a new increase in violence towards the them

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me in the background looking cheeky

>>70814927
Where did spee touch you lad?

>>70814927
its just folks having fun.

why is northern european food so fucking bad

>>70814977
me in the greggs being called racist

>>70815037
Whitey can't cook

>>70815008
Yeah but I get the impression they're losers with no friends having fun

the less sunlight the more grim the food you get

>>70815073
Ain't that the truth
(It is)

trying out the anno series for the first time

trying 1404

>>70815073
Ah yes, Ethiopian is quite the delicacy

Business idea: Nuke Iceland

(male)

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>>70814891

>sorry I just forgot to invite you
haha that's ok really

>>70815131
It is

>>70815131
african food is actually good you nonce

>>70815037
because you have no taste

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

>>70815145
Ah. You see, we have big volcanoes which would erupt if disturbed and they would devastate Europe (especially the UK)

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>Ethiopian food is actually good

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The state of are Nige

FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

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>>70815198
>(especially the UK)
what are you waiting for

>>70815221
>totoro jumper
i always knew nige would make anime real

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>>70815221
>bachelor pad
>second wife

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>>70815190

>>70815198
can you do that Eyjafjallajökull thing again
it was lovely when there were no planes in the sky

>>70815257
We are in the middle of it, plus there is no use in kicking an opponent whom we have downed so many times before

Miracles by their definition are meaningless, only that which can happen, does happen.

smoking a rollie desu

just groundscored a full box of amber leaf

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>>70815288
Katla is overdue and it's gonna be yuge
I can't wait to go outside and make ashmen and throw ashballs

>>70815313
How much does an 8th run in Direland?

got called a rapist in greggs earlier

>>70815338
did you burn your bellend?

>>70815334
>ashmen and throw ashballs
sounds fun

>>70815367
boiled it mate

>>70815334
I've noticed you around

>>70815336
15 euro for 1 gram for some quasi-decent stuff

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might do a watch of the anime

>>70815423
grim

how do you cure clinical depression?

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>>70815392
It's all very fun, apart from the air toxicity

>>70815334
I find you very attractive

>>70815454
frosty jack's

rolling on mandy

>>70815417
>>70815461
Excuse me?

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>>70815423

>>70815454
exercise

>>70815334
Erm, would you like to go to bed with me?

so lonely
so alone

>>70815505
*cuddles you lovingly*

no you're not

>>70815494
ye it's around 10 euros per gram in Italy, and it's high quality

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old gimmicks are best gimmicks

>>70815432
kill you';reself weeb

>>70815501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBbP2kro-c

>>70815562
>>70815562
>>70815562
>>70815562
>>70815562
>>70815562

>>70813777

>Dates her for her looks
>Whines that she only wants him for what he can buy her

Why are we supposed to feel bad for a guy like this?