ALEX JONES GETS A WHITE HOUSE PRESS PASS

Glorious

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>>111111111

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>>111109224

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What's the problem ? Did you see him on the Joe Rogan Experience? He was glorious I hope he brings some stank to the white house. We need him good and drunk so he can prime Spicer up for some big wins.

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>>111109224

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>>111109224
>salon

>>111109224
This is just a reminder that Alex Jones and indeed perhaps Trump as well, are Zionist puppets designed by the kikes to demonize white nationalists and spurr the mud-races to action against us.

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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

got

In the Joe Rogan podcast alex talked about how humans carry in their subconscious the compressed knowledge of their species and that there was a study on chickens where after ten generations living in a lab chickens could still differentiate between the shape of a triangle floating over head and the shape of a hawk.

I tried to find this study but couldn't.

Does anyone have it or more alex jones videos on this topic?

Get.
Fuck pedos

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>>111110278
this might get interesting my dumb friend

BEST TIMELINE

>>111109224
Fuck drumpf

fuck white people too

http://sketchtoy.com/67865729

Pizzagate will be the biggest political in American history. And Kek will assure justice is served to all....

>>111109224
Digits repeating means Alex gets front row seating.

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>>111109224
>salon

Fuck it, I'll postin Alex Jones thread for the get

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>>111110011
the binars demand RLM also receive a press pass

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>>111109224
damn wonder what's going to happen next with the media

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>>111109224

Good, because we need answers on the vampires and obelisks ASAP.

Better get ready Spicer, gonna be a wild ride son!

>>111109224
Alex Jones and Joe Rogan are both braindead retards.

>>111109224
Top fucking kek. Love this presidency

12th dimensional energy vampires.

Gas the kikes, race war now.

Aliens confirmed

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Something something Get. Something something digits. Something something HOLY WAR TO RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE

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>>111109224
NEVER EVER

NEVER EVER

FINISHED.

REPEAT AFTER ME: MADAM PRESIDENT

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>PHAT FEEL GHWEN YUU AR THUH MAYNSTREEM MEDIER

>>111111111

Leftists suck

>>111110429
Epic reaction! XD

>>111111134
>the came within 23 posts of the get

Let's see

>>111111111

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>>111111524

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>>111111191
Mattis will be the one to retake Constantinople from the filthy turks.

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Declare ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization

It already has about 40,000 signatures, only 10,000 more are needed.

https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-declare-antifa-a-terrorist-organization/u/19292498

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>>111112001

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BUT HE SMOKE POT

>MUH DEGENERACY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>111110278
>Zionist puppets designed by the kikes to demonize white nationalists and spurr the mud-races to action against us.

Gtfo stormfag

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>>111115515
problem?

>>111109224
MR PRESIDENT YOUR AIDE'S FRONTAL MEAT PROJECTOR JUST SHIMMERED LOOK OUT

>>111109224
Can anyone give me a basic gestalt on this guy?

>>111111111

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>Sink Yoghurt is at it again
>He's aiming to rile somebody up
>Shitskin genetics encode for guffawing at the funny sounds his keyboard makes
>His sod hut barely resists the wind
>Behind his ancient laptop, a chihuahua's skin dyed like the Turkish flag trembles
>Thunder booms right outside the hut
>Spank Boner leaves his hut and looks up
>A huge shape in the air eclipses the sun
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her uterus strains to contain a thundercloud of lust
>She's bloated into a pear that's nearly a sphere
>Natalia drifts to the ground and bounces off a pulsating belly half her height in diameter
>Buttocks forming a peach as wide as Natalia is tall begin flexing, pushing her through the air
>Thighs shaped like doughnuts kick feebly
>Her labia part and close, expelling moist gusts of air to keep her thirty feet in the air
>Sink gawps at her breasts and his anus prolapses
>Her boobs are eggs as big as her belly, stretching her wifebeater to its absolute limit
>Natalia glares at the shitskin "journalist", face ensconced within a globe of a second chin
>"REMOVE KEBAB FROM WEB" she bellows
>Her boobs are hugged together and start lactating
>Cenk-and-bake is slammed to the ground by geminal geysers of breast milk as Natalia moans with pleasure
>Last thing he hears over his autistic screeches is the boom of Natalia's vaginal flatulence
>Cenk's skeleton is reduced to powder by the current
>Natalia heaves a sigh of relief before suckling at one breast
>Thick, creamy milk dribbles down the corners of her mouth and over her second chin
>She orgasms and one deafening queef launches her ever higher
>Another Natalia appears
>Then another, and another
>Dozens upon dozens of Natalias appear, teenaged versions of their leader
>The clone army sets forth to deliver the same fate to the entirety of Turkey and the Middle East
>Elsewhere, Alex Jones gets his dick stuck in a water filter and laughs at his trivial misfortune

>>111113965
>change.org
If you want it to be worth shit then put it on whitehouse.gov

>>111116440
He's a coke head with a great dad bod and a brain full of truth bombs

>>111109224
>applied
>accepted

Pick one, salon. And why would salon write this? I know they sure as fuck don't have a WH press pass

>>111115515
let's drink together, manlet :)

>>111109224

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