>Why do we never post Vapeman anymore?
>>inb4 I get VAPED
edition
anime
Post tunes
https://youtu.be/gRPSkGDoDzw
>>70636223
anime?
>>70636274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arecsbz0n_I
>this edition
Buncha slags messaging me on Interpals out of nowhere lads. I think my popular days are finally here.
This fucking guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
>2ch was opened on 30 May 1999 in a college apartment in Conway, Arkansas on the campus of University of Central Arkansas by Hiroyuki Nishimura
Making me think
>have date today
>wake up with pink eye
what do
nth for Ishpatina.
>>70636359
About what?
>>70636350
Utter madman
>>70636387
An adult with pink eye is one of the saddests things
>>70636280
ANIME
why am I suddenly expected to support islam if I'm on the left when the modus operandi has been that all religion (especially, /especially/ Abrahmic religion) has been a scourge upon this green earth
>>70636350
>In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving enough.[6]
What a fucking legend
>>70636274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qmwsg2pyEc
>>70636387
Suicide's an option, ya?
>>70636447
Because the left is full of retards
>>70636359
>An Hiro is already 40
weew, I thought he was like 25 or something.
> tfw the american dream is dead
how do you cope with this feel?
>>70636505
By reminding myself that at least I don't live in Argentina
>>70636280
yuri
>>70636427
Idk how it happened. I wash my hands and shower daily.
>>70636468
Yeah that is on the table
>>70636505
me on the left
>>70636550
Just call her and tell her that you came down with a cold
>>70636544
Erika belongs to me. Delet this.
>>70636427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q
>>70636391
Hiro is among us
>>70636447
Don't be racist, anon.
>>70636453
Don't we have beautiful weather today
>>70636542
see this
>>70636505
>>70636625
Fix this fucking broken ass site then, you dumb gook.
>>70636505
Sometimes forget how bad the 90s were fashion-wise.
>>70636694
Go bitch on /qa/ lol
>>70636714
That's clearly the 70s or early 80s
>>70636625
nip nong ching chong
fix site, no more wait times for posts
>>70636746
>no more wait times for posts
This is the worst possible idea
>>70636608
It actually works? I'd still be too scared to try probably. I scratched my eye while cutting jalapeno peppers once and it burned forever it was horrible.
>>70636773
or at least reduce it back to what it once was, I can't storytime anymore you jap bastard
>>70636745
wtf
Here I was thinking it was early 90s. Like '91 or so.
>>70636453
CRUSHER
R
U
S
H
E
R
>>70636722
/qa/ is just people spamming anime and "hurr durr delet the boards i dnt liek because i dnk liek em"
>>70636817
t. child
The car and short shorts are a dead giveaway
>>70636786
Jack is a fucking mutant. I wouldn't try to do what he does.
>>70636817
>he can't recognize his country through the decades
>>70636625
reported for impersonating an admin
>you kill sheep for their wool
wtf I HATE wool now
>>70636867
I don't remember giving a fucking leaf permission to reply to my post.
>>70636891
Neat, now I can have lamb for dinner! thanks peta!
>>70636891
wtf I hate clothes now
>>70636891
of COURSE the kind of person to appear in a peta ad looks like that
of fucking COURSE
>>70636903
you strike me as a low quality poster, you're probably from reddit
Can anyone give me a small loan of $500?
>>70636969
he's probably a canuck too
I am stuck on a light rail train in a seat behind a screaming child. I want to put the fear into this little shit so badly. Give me strength.
>>70636891
>implying you need to kill a sheep for their wool
>implying sheep doesnt taste delicious
mmmmmmm
>>70637008
Will you pay me interest and put up collateral?
>>70637029
wait till his mom sleeps then snake your hands around his throat
>>70637017
delete this
>>70636891
This has to be a goof, right?
>>70636891
It's animal abuse to not shear sheep
Fuck peta
>>70637073
>>70637043
>peta in charge of rational thinking
c'mon
>>70637006
>a fucking leaf
>accusing others of being low quality posters
HOWLING
Called out sick to work because I'm a piece of shit that stayed up 'til 5 am posting. How is your day going, bros?
>>70637101
>you in charge of not murdering animals for their wool
THIS IS SO SAD AND BARBARIC
PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE TO SHOW HOW MUCH I CARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53KoRxxr1jc
also support my patreon pls
>>70637160
About to take an exam
And class is cancelled
God bless the great north east
>>70637214
What happened to my flags lol
>>70637215
how is that a good thing
>pay for class
>dont get class
>lmao time to party
you are retarded
>>70637288
A lot of classes are mandatory and shitty.
>>70637288
Because you're paying for the grade. This means that he has to work less for the same grade
>>70637173
>implying they didn't want it
>>70637288
>he thinks I care about spanish class
lmao, I can do more chem work now
*assaults you*
>>70637354
*fucks you*
Doin' a cheeky sign up for the National Guard lads.
>>70637354
*teleports inside you*
now who's being ass-aulted?
>>70637354
*stands ground*
>>70637330
>the us is not like mexico where you can buy a fake degree
wew lad at least the people in college here really wanna study.
>>70637387
>>70637145
This isn't /brit/ you pathetic creatures
>>70637354
>>70637385
>>70637389
>>70637394
*films you*
>>70637215
>class is cancelled for new england
>6 dyas without power for 20k people in new brunswick
wew pham
Off white qts > White qts
@70637387
fuck off back to /brit/
>>70636550
showering too much can drastically weaken your immune system and is also very bad for your skin
you must have got feces in your eye
>>70637427
LOL
>>70637405
I am gonna study, but for a class I actually care about
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/erskine-smith-decriminalize-all-drugs-1.3958336
This is my MP
>>70637417
>the non country of Cancuckistan
*teleports behind your chair and pulls in back a few inches before you sit*
*Teleports away*
>>70637593
no he is right. fuck off to brit with the lads
wew lad
>>70637640
fuck you.
>>70637608
>>70637650
wew lad
>>70637650
WEW
E
W
Fuck all the ladspeak getting exported from /brit/ to the rest of the board
we need to use our own jive
>dudes
>bros
>bubs
>bud
>guy
nigger
>>70637599
*sits on invisible chair*
>>70637676
wew bud
...
>>70637676
What's up my nigga
>>70637676
>bub
fuck off
just saw a black American girl and she was literally the most attractive person I have ever seen. What is the best place in america to get a black gf??
>>70637676
desu i like lads because it reminds me of footy
dudes is too dumb, so is bro.
>>70637676
Heeeey my n-word
why are liberals trying to move to canada as refugees? I'd understand if you were actually being threatened with war in your homeland, but why would these retards try to move because their candidate din't get elected?
>>70637722
Hotlanta
>>70637722
Atlanta
>>70637702
fuck you say cracker?
>>70637722
Local zoo
>>70637739
>these retards
You answered your own question. I think it's funny they all pick Canada, and not Mexico.
>>70637740
>>70637743
My cock is only 7 inches long, will it be too small for them??
>>70637676
We /brooklyn/ now
>>70637777
quads dont lie.
>>70637739
They're weak and unamerican.
Sadly, they're too poor/stupid/unemployed to move to Canada.
>>70637810
EYO
>>70637808
lmao white bois and their tiny peepees
>>70637710
what's wrong bubs
>>70637810
Hey there paizanos!
brb guys gonna get some chik-fil-a
>>70637864
god bless
>>70637724
ok, slick
>Wolverine was a fucking leaf
Makes you....... think
>>70637907
>the most badass leaf had to be played by an aus
Really does.
>>70637810
Eyo I'm from Brooklyn, ey joe cracka cold one fo me
chik-fil-a is shit.
hell all fried chicken is shit.
>nigger food
http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=6&url=>>70636203
>>70637969
>sinolan opinions
>>70637969
Isn't like half your cuisine made from chicken?
>>70637994
moot fucked up my link
>>70638002
no?
>>70638032
who?
>>70637969
Chick-fil-a is white and based.
>>70638053
this smug cunt
I?
>>70637907
Superman was also a leaf, then the Jews stole him and made his origin in Kansas instead. Truth Justice and the Canadian way, OK?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1trVZDfSnUU .
>>70638176
WE WUZ KRYPTONIAN EH?
>kansas city is not in kansas
still surprises me.
A FUCKING
>>70638223
delet this or consequences
>>70638200
We wuz Krypton n sheit nigga, ancient Kryptonians wuz leafs n sheit
>>70636608
What a fucking madman.
>>70638268
t. Lauren
Get off the site and stop posting about yourself.
>>70638212
>Arkansas and Kanasas are not pronounced the same
really makes you think
the real question is which one is correct
>>70637810
EYO
I'M WALKIN HEER
>>70638328
Arkansas
>>70638328
Are-Can-Sess
>>70638328
English vs French pronunciation, neither is correct because the native tribe it's named after calls themselves kon-zin.
>>70638328
which came first?
>>70638328
>the real question is which one is correct
Kansas is closer to how the French pronounced it
>>70638397
Ya muthas cunt OHHH
>>70638223
The Canadian American border lands are comfy
>>70638424
d-delet
>>70638328
Ah-Ken's-Ass
>>70638456
I like this one
stop being a 60% white shithole
Can saws
>>70638443
Ya punch like a girl, ya from Jersey a sumthin'
>>70638511
You first, bitch.
>>70638532
Nah bro, I'm from California dude
Learning to drive at 25 lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkEZgboPSmU
>>70638328
i like arkansa more.
Kansas reminds me of cansas (you are tiring in spanish)
>>70638542
UK is 79% cuck.
keep those 400 calorie tears a flowing
>>70638618
>79%
lmao you wish
>>70638511
We already established a white, safe version of America
Try it
>>70638578
that describes how I feel after seeing britbongs fucking pasta the last 50 fucking threads
>>70638656
The Upper Great Plains?
>footkraut gets off to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSblbUuxmKI
>>70638618
>79% of UK population is cucks
Sounds about right
Shouldn't have eaten a whole box of pizza
>>70638733
fatty
>>70638733
fat f*ck
>>70638675
have you ever checked forocoches? is the best spanish forum but you need to have an invitation to register. When someone is being really tiresome people just post a picture of Kansas.
Looks like America has an opium epidemic. Time to get rid of it.
Nothing personel brat.
>>70638733
Fat cunt
>>70638682
Montreal has a lower murder rate than the dakotas. Your entire country is a violent shithole
>>70638780
Do you like helicopter rides?
>le fat Canadian
>>70638780
I genuinely want to see neo-fascists and neo-commies fight each other.
>>70638733
Fatass
>>70638743
>>70638748
>>70638795
I didn't finish the bread sticks
>>70638845
I wish Antifa weren't fags so I could fight the alt right in the streets
>>70638750
>carforums.
Eh no, but I noticed most spanish anons complain about it, but most of them hate it because it tends to be more normie friendly.
Ill give it a look . But know I know why jorge begs for an invite
>>70638817
>>70638845
It's 2017 and people are this unitellagent.
>>70638878
>ate a whole pizza AND still had space cor breadsticks
SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEYYYYYYY PIIIIGGGG
>Montreal has a lower murder rate than the dakotas. Your entire country is a violent shithole
make niggers slaves again
>>70638845
>>70638889
I could kick both your asses without breaking a sweat
>>70638878
OINK OINK
>>70638915
>>70638942
It's not fat, I'm cultivating mass to help my fighting performance
>>70638904
Jorge?
Also "Esto no es un puto foro de coches" is a meme in forocoches lmao.
It is a car forum but just go to the general where nobody talks about cars.
>>70638917
No shade just #facts
>No shade just #facts
what do you guys do for fun other than shitpost
>>70638999
What do you fight in piggy? Eating contests?
>>70639044
Smoke weed
>>70639044
I also masturbate!
>>70639051
Diet plans
>>70639044
Vidya. Currently loving warframe.
>>70639010
>Jorge?
He was that Spanish faggot who was always complaining about his mom sending him to a psychiatrist
>>70639044
Sometimes I jerk off
r8 our Candy
>>70639010
kek.
But jorge is the spanish anon that always posts that he got banned from there and he needs to go to the psychiatrist because of his mom. There is another poster that posts like him that talks about buying a machete and guns, etc.
He usually posts a pick from that anime, welcome to the nhk
i hate science and anything quantitative
why did i fall for this meme
>>70639128
>>70639114
Never seem him post, but most spaniards here tend to be shut downs while most latin americans are normies.
>>70639051
You wanna throw down punk? You simply cannot wrestle me to the ground I'm too heavy. I'll crush you, pal. Why do you think there are weight classes in fighting HUH? the bigger man wins!
jorge is one of the best poster on this board
>>70639209
I learned going for and pinning fat guys legs together make them go down pretty easily.
t. Played football in high school
>>70639209
I'd glass you in .0003 second you two ton slab of lard
>>70639249
t. Senator Armstrong
>>70639270
>>70639124
>ketchup lays
>>70639194
I wonder why they are that way? I guess different cultures may be why. Even the most weebish Mexicans that I have ever meet before are still huge normalfags.
>>70639228
Fuck you jorge. I know it is you!
Imagine doing anything for fun other than shitposting.
>>70639270
Well when going up against a 300+lbs guamanian, going up high just results in the equivalent of hitting a brick wall
>>70639297
They are good
>>70639296
The problem I had with this game is that I completely agreed with the "bad guy".
>>70639303
I like shitposting tho
>download a 50GB game
>it's done before I get back from chik fil a
broadband plebs will never know this feel
I think I should shave my chest
I feel like keeping weak chest hair is the equivalent of the one kid in middle/highschool who keeps his trash stache because it's "classy"
>>70639345
I don't remember, wasn't he lolbertarian or something?
>>70639249
>>70639260
You don't know about my mentality bro. Once I get mad I black out and BODIES START DROPPING.
gonna fail this econ class but im pretty sure the guy next to me is a jew so maybe i can work with that
>>70639416
Yeah yours. From exhaustion from moving a few feet. Fatty
>>70639416
>muh mentality
if you had any metal strenght you woldnt be fat
>>70639400
He's an American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWQd8zhEg4
>>70639416
t. Brucie kibbutz
>>70639434
You're cruising for a bruising my man
Why is Janny such a useless fat cunt?
>>70639301
idk man.
here weebs is becoming more mainstreams everyday.
>>70639442
nanomemes, son
literally might kill myself if i have to do science or math my whole life though
>>70639484
Dunno. Surely he should feel good. He gets to sit around all day getting some compensation for being janny, right?
>>70639441
I'm not fat, I'm cultivating fighting mass
>>70639540
Uh... you don't get get paid
>I'm not fat, I'm cultivating fighting mass
>>70639616
No way! You're saying he does it >for free? Who would do that?
eye drops flushed out the pink eye redness duders
crisis averted
>>70639631
He could fuck you up skeleton
>>70639616
They're not my rules
>>70639686
If you can't see your own penis, you can't beat me in a fight
>>70639721
What if I can see your penis?
what should i do with my life
i hate science, math, business, and related things
also im INFP and getting a degree in trees
might end a life
>>70639721
My penis is shielded by layers of mass. Jokes on you it's a fighting advantage.
>>70639501
oh well, goodbye Mexican society then.
why do niggers name their kids like
NiGgers
WHY
W
HY.
>>70639738
Become a forest ranger vigilante
>>70639738
hang yourself from a tree
>>70639697
impersonating the janitor is a crime and is punishable up to 25 bans to lifetime ban
>>70639737
Then you win
>>70639750
*flab
>>70639641
Giving away your website ruining services for absolutely no compensation sounds like the thing someone with no job or real responsibilities does. A person who lives with their mother and doesn't have a girlfriend. Or any friends. Imagine that. A person with no friends at all. Someone so fat and disgusting that the only semblance of power he has is the ability to delete threads and posts he doesn't like on an anonymous website.
>>70639796
Edgy
>>70639796
Ma baby is named Nevaeh, it is heaven spelled backwards #woke
>>70639841
Isn't that a hand lotion?
>>70639821
>latino memes
wew lad >>>/out/
>>70639832
i mean like
LeBron
DaMarcus
you know, 2 capital letters.
>>70639821
I work for him. The Nip man.
>>70639873
I don't know, It's what the hoodrats are naming their daughters these days
>>70639894
Gook?
>>70637676
We should use either folk or fellas. (I prefer fellas)
>>70639738
Stop being a brainlet
Might fill out a few job applications and do my homework
Or I might fuck around on the internet for the next 10 hours
>>70636505
The guy on the left is being a grade A wing man.
>>70640105
delet this
how do you make fake thumbnails?
>>70639891
culture
>>70639894
Love that movie
I'm gonna win the lottery this time
haha some dumb fuck just came in and bought 500 lottery tickets
haha some loser is giggling to himself on his phone while another loser just bought 500 lottery tickets
If I get dubs again I'm winning the lottery
>>70639891
>he doesn't collect dank memes and foreign memes
Bro...
>>70639894
but do you receive a meager wage?
>>70640268
I've bought 100 $1 scratchers once. Got 458 bucks. Then this one time I went to the casino and won about 300
>>70638440
>pic unironically taken in florida
HA
GOTEEM
haha these two weirdos won't leave my store and some idiot just bought 500 lottery tickets
The first one to buy a pass gets to stay on my board
>>70640160
Ask >>>/g/sqt
I see the image explaining how to do it there sometimes
>>70640361
Quick blow on my balls for luck. QUICKLY!
>>70640160
not sure m8
I just walked into a gas station and everyone was giggling and typing on their phones
just bought a hot dog and saw some guy in the parking lot scratching tickets. wtf
>>70640421
Ptchooo
haha just saw some fat fuck leave the local store with 500 lottery tickets
>>70639891
>VanDerPlaats
>VonJingleheimer
>DeScheit
Hmmm...
>>70640460
I'M NOT FAT I'M CULTIVATING MASS
Hmm
There's a crowd gathering at a nearby gas station and they're laughing at some dude scratching tickets. It kind of smells like maple syrup desu. Thinking about heading over and checking it out.
>>70640460
Guarantee he still loses
>>70640538
Me on top left
Haha guys, some fat loser is crying to himself in a parking lot next to a pile of used scratch off tickets lmao
nurse offered to examine my testicles as part of my physical
declined her offer tho
You won't be laughing when I win the lottery and I'm rolling in pussy
The short bus must've broke down at the gas station
>>70636333
Good pic
>you cant buy lottery tickets in your state
fuck you bentley
Haha guys you won't believe it, the dude who bought a shit load of lottery tickets just came back and bought some more
>>70640633
are you a homosexual
do you suck dicks?
How do I get rid of the dry cum ring around my dick hoodie?
>>70640732
no but would have been very embarassing imo
The fat fuck that smells like maple syrup just got back inside my store
>>70636203
this pic always cracks me up
>>70640763
Hey I just walked into a gas station and everyone is on their phones. There's also this weirdo who bought a bunch of lottery tickets.
I've been waiting for fucking ever for someone to pump the gas in my car. I fucking hate this state.
GOTTA
Haha went to the gas station last night and switched all the lottery tickets to be losing ones
>>70640934
GAS
i swear my arms are gonna hurt like hell 2morrow.
>>70636274
Fuck anglos tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjJj0LW5bGU
>>70641018
My butthole is gonna hurt like hell
>>70637145
You make our entire continent look bad.
>>70641018
gross
Got the house to myself for the next couple days. Thinking /cum/ kegger orgy. Who's in?
>>70636608
JACKYU!
>>70641086
Gonna be a bit gay with no females
>>70641086
How about inviting a girl over and losing your virginity
>>70641112
I was told it's only gay if balls touch. May need to check my source though.
>>70641133
If it's an orgy then balls are bound to touch
>>70641133
nah m8 its only gay if you cum inside
>>70641129
I think I got it, I think I just got it. Everyone in this general peaked in High School. Finally put my finger on it.
>>70641101
where is he, it looks lite mini germany.
It's only gay if it turns you on
New thread when
>>70641086
Nice! what'S your address? I'll bring costumes and chips!
>>70641129
You've become quite hostile lately. It's like I don't even know you anymore. What's going on? Wanna talk about it?
>>70641173
I want you to put your finger inside me
>>70641176
DIsneyland, the little germany part.
>>70641101
Ugh all that mustard
This guy is fucking DISGUSTING