/cum/ Canada Uzbekistan Mongolia

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>tfw want to be straight
>tfw can't get away from the dick

>>70582602
He's an arab?

I despise Canadians, but I adore Americans.

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>>70582748
Greek (WHITE).

>>70582748
He's french-arab

>>70582602
Who installed that camera anyway?

>>70582748
He's half Greek, half Saudi his mom got BROWNED

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>>70582748
He's half Arab/Greek redpilled Christian and hates roaches, literally my waifu (male(no homo))

>>70582706
Just embrace it you fag

>>70582802
All of my French and Quebecois coworkers are notoriously lazy

All of my German and Irish coworkers are very hardworking

French worst race

>>70582872
Some """""""artist"""""""

Trash edition

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>>70582706
>>70582667
hey

>>70582872
It seems to be part of Shia Labeouf's performance art piece. It's going to be there for Trump's entire presidency. Shia is supposed to do his HWNDU bullshit regularly.

>>70582872
it's not installed anywhere, it's just a tripod setup , that Shia Labouf is using to livestream.

>>70582885
>>70582920
So his father is saudi? Why is he christian?

>>70583144
It's mounted to the wall isn't it?

Also I don't think it's originally Shia's project, he just latched onto it IIRC

>>70583205
I could have sworn I saw a picture from the side , that showed a camera mounted on some sort of tripod with shia and other people standing infront of it.

>>70583162
I don't think it's confirmed his father is Saudi though he is from /tv/. I know a guy who has a Greek mother and Lebanese father but his father is Maronite. I also no a girl with a Greek Cypriot mother and Persian father. I guess the Greek/ME mix isn't so rare here.

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>>70583243
I think that was someone filming the event from a different angle

Here's the actual camera for the stream

>>70583291
Oh I see, thanks for correcting me!

>>70583291
Shia is such a fuckwad. Though someone explained it to me that he has a Disney contract and probably does this shit because he can't make legitimate movies only summer blockbuster movies.

>>70583345
We North-Americans need to stick together <3

>>70583404
He's very quickly and actively striving for Nic Cage-tiers of fame.

>>70583258
Pretty sure he confirmed it around the time he told the stream some story about how he moved with his mom to Saudi Arabia as a kid and he saw how women were there and that's why he supports trump etc.
He definitely browses /a/ /v/ and /tv/ though

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Has white supremacy been outsourced?

>>70583516
What about women there? They're more privileged than westerners

>>70583548
Wealthy/cushy yes, but privilege also implies being able to choose what you want to do with your life

>>70582602
>the fittest person on /pol/ is an arab

G-germanic master race am i right guys?

only a few hours until my rice pudding is done

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Good morning /cum/

>>70584184
What kind of rice pudding takes hours to make?

>>70584438
it has to stay in the fridge for a few hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_hNSf92_NI
>4chan in a nutshell
>>70584414
good morning

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>>70584630
hmmmmm

>>70584630
So did they ever say if the guys in Quebec were Arab?

>>70584839
I'm not seeing shit other than they are calling it a terrorist attack. Thus, I am going to say they were Muslims killing Muslims since the media is always silent at first. Also witnesses said they heard allah akbar but obviously too, it is proven that witness reports can be unreliable at best sometimes.

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morning /cum/

>days off end tomorrow
>8am
>24 hours remaining

>>70582920
imagine hating people because they dont work hard enough for mr noseberg

anglos are insufferable

>tfw want to make waffles and bacon for breakfast
>tfw by the time I get to the grocery store and back I'll've spent ~$10 and it'll be ~10:30, too late for breakfast
why does life suck so much

because you live in florida

that's true
it must be nice living in a state that isn't a hot, humid ass crack with a never-ending stream of culture-destroying midwesterners flooding the area

>>70586601
kek
>>70586462
why does going to store involve a small pilgrimage?
>tfw live on the street parallel to main st

>>70586682
Because I haven't showered yet, ride a motorcycle, and am a slave to ATGATT. It takes a deceptively long time to put on a motorcycle jacket, helmet, and gloves

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>>70586462
>too late for breakfast

Its never too late

>>70586681
>midwesterners

terrible accents

>>70585537
Morning bud

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Day 1 of no job commencing

>>70587365
day 1 of two exams I didnt study for

Where should I place frost traps lads? Any good spots on certain maps?

>>70587525
on my benis lol

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Daily reminder that only chonglet can save us all

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Boyos, they are protesting something in front of one of our libraries here again.

>>70587845
Is it about Drumpf?

>the Dow Jones is back under 20k
wtf I hate dr*mpf now

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>>70587893
Probably. I wish I was witty enough to stump them

>>70587313
morning

just had chicken biscuits and hot sauce

good stuff

>>70587845
throw piss bottles

>>70583162
Same reason why Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Catholic instead of Muslim, he just chose his mother's religion.

>>70587962
I had some sausage and eggs

What do you plan on doing today?

>>70587845
Hasn't been a single protest at my college. Someone was leaving /pol/ memes (like the one where a guy says he'll move to Canada instead of Mexico if Trump wins) around campus last semester, too.

>>70587411
Hooooo boiiii

>>70588036
i should get groceries probably


but i may be lazy and not do that and play vidya isntead

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breakfast at my place my guys

Protip using cake flour and a splash of vanilla extract makes fluffy restaurant-style waffles

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>>70588053
Maybe that's what I should do. Sure to ruffle the feathers

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>>70588069
only one thing left to do now
at least the stat one is open book since there are too many fucking formulas to remember
orgo is going to kick my ass though

>>70588102
I got groceries last night. I have to go to class soon tho

>>70588115
at a touch of cinnamon and some honey to the batter bud

not too much honey or it may stick but it make them hella tasty

>>70582748
half greek half arab and he looks strikingly similar to a byzantine hero Digenis Akritas a guy who had a greek mother and an arab father.
Even their pics match

>>70588214
Is he going to lead the Greek reconquest of Anatolia?

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>>70588243

Where are all of the Canucks?

>>70588115
I'm coming over right now

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>>70588294
preparing for 2020

>>70588131
Why did you go to college if you're not going to study?

>>70588294
died in a gay orgy in a mosque last night

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I hate mondays

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>>70588322

>>70588323
my parents wanted me to go. I do study when I want to usually and my gpa is average at a 3.4 but the thing is I just hate biology and i dont care anymore about anything. anyway I better go before I fail.

>>70588328
Did they even find out who the shooters are yet

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>>70588368
>>70588322
not so fast

>>70588407
An arab and a frenchy, multicultural terror attack befitting of canada

>>70588439
Gonna need some proofs, boyo

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>>70588425

>>70588455
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/30/at-least-five-killed-in-shooting-at-quebec-city-mosque.html

>>70588455
http://www.tvanouvelles.ca/2017/01/30/les-deux-suspects-sont-alexandre-bissonnette-et-mohamed-khadir

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>>70588468

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My roommate needs to get the ever loving fuck out of the shower or I'll be late for class

>>70588468
*teleports behind you*

>>70588582
>having a roommate
What a fucking pleb

it was good rice pudding

>>70588660
rice pudding is delicious

>>70588582
Protip: shower before bed

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Thinking about learning French now
>>70588757
You still need to show or you'll be sweaty.

>>70588504
>one Ar*b
Good

Dead general
Dead continent

>go to store to buy bacon and cake flour
>forgot to buy milk
FUCK

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>>70588970
then why come senpai

we're cozy, mediocre

such is the /cum/ way

>haiku

>>70589069
sad!

>>70588757
I do, my hair is a complete mess when I wake up though and I feel dirty

motorcycle boy inspired me to make pancakes

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There's someone in my shower right now and I don't have a roommate

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>monday morning
>go to store
>students are still waiting for their bus
>a few minutes left until classes starts.
>I can feel their frustration

Oh well. Good morning, /cum/

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>>70589423
is that person you?

>>70588660
Yeah, but i told you, you dont need to leave it for hours in the fridge. I eat mine straight from the saucepan.

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>>70589456
It's your mom!
You walked right into that one!

>>70589440
morning baja

hows your day going so far

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>>70589440
I hate the bus

my quality of life shot up as soon as I fixed my uni schedule to fit with the train departures into town

>>70589609
ive only been on a train once when i was visiting up north

there arent any passenger lines in the south, its all cargo

>>70589667
well if its not amtrak, its usually commuter services and you need a pretty big city to warrant that in north america

im assuming you own a car

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Had to stay inside today because of city warning.
How is your guys morning? :)

>>70589715
yup

im constantly driving desu

>>70589761
what do you think about the attentat desu

>>70589552
Pretty nice 2bh.

I woke up early today, for some reason.

>>70589609
>I hate the bus.

Me too. Bus service absolutely terrible.

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>>70589761
Heard the girl I went on a date with call her roommate to say she'll be spending the night at my apartment again

>>70589761
Stay safe qt

>>70589880
I-I'm not cute, but thank you.
The city gave a warning to only go outside if it's absolutely necessary.

>>70589792
I'm sorry?

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*ring ring*

>>70589909
the shooting
>>70589828
how often does the bus come for you? every 30 mins for me

if i walk 10 minutes I can reach some lines that come every 5 minutes at rush hour

>>70588789
Pls do

>>70589994
I don't really know what to think. Shootings are very rare in Canada, and on top of that, I know nothing about the shooting itself.

>>70589994
It usually takes 45 minutes, but it depends on the route they'll take during the morning and the evening. The hardest part for me is to come back home because they barely pass on my neighborhood.

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What're we talkin' about?
How based croatia secretly is?

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too much sugar

>>70590414
>sweets
arap-tier desu

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>>70589919
Ahoy

>>70590273
Morning, bajaman.

>>70590273
do you mean that the journey takes 45 minutes?

also is it informal buses, like those minibuses that are privately owned and kind of go everywhere?

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70590614
>swedish memes
No, thank you.

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>*middle one's slurping intensifies*
>Left one speaks,
>"Here, why don't you feed us the dick? Give some to Nicole..."
>right one slurps for a long time
>"...give some to me, 'cause we're both hungry."
>left one makes out with middle one with a lot of tongue
>middle one laughs hysterically
>left one,
>"Mmmmmmmmmmm, yeah..."
>middle one,
>"Like how we suck your cock?"
>A lot of groaning and "yeah's"
>Cock flops out of right one's mouth
>Middle one starts sucking immediately
>Right one forks it out of her mouth, elbowing her and spits on the cock before sucking
>Middle one,
>"What? Am I hogging again?"

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>>70590472
get in, now

>>70590777
Not sure what to make of this, desu.
Good post/10.

>>70587970
>he just chose his mother's religion.
He can't do that though
The main reason why muslim men are allowed to marry non muslim women but not the other way round
Children are supposed to inherit their father's faith

>>70590770
would like to get my willy sucked by multiple women at the same time

>>70590883
>tfw your penis would be too small to occupy three women

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ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

>>70590868
>>70590883
>>70590914
Can you fucking not?
Shameful.

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>jihadi jesus will never be ur bf

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>>70590930
>>70590972

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YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>70590930
>>70590972

70591003
Whatever you say, samefag fucko.

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anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

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you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

>>70590868
Not in the west.

>>70590648
>do you mean that the journey takes 45 minutes?
Sometimes it takes an hour or even less. Also, if you wanna go to a very far place you'll need to take another bus from a different service. Most people here hate the transport in general because of this and the bus drivers doesn't take care of their units.


>also is it informal buses, like those minibuses that are privately owned and kind of go everywhere?
Yes, it's something like that.

>>70590868
>He can't do that though
So then why did he?

>The two suspects in Sunday’s terror attacks on a mosque in Quebec City are Alexandre Bissonnette and Mohamed Khadir.

http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/quebec-mosque-shooting-five-remain-in-critical-condition-following-attack

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>in class this morning
>guy behind me is making a massive protest sign encouraging immigrants into the US

I guess everyone's got a dog in this fight now.

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>>70590972
>>70591020
>>70591120

Hello?? Is this poutine??

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>>70591416
so why you bring a cat to a dog fight?

We don't have traditions or history but that's OK because we have a whole lot of brown people lol

>>70591455
si

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>>70591465
It's symbolic. I enjoy watching the shit flinging, but I have no interest in getting involved in this clusterfuck desu

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>>70591550

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>>70591479
liberalism was a mistake

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Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

>>70591997
Something wrong with /gsg/?

Nothing wrong with having cum on your face

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What to do in Cali? I visit in next summer.

I love nature, forests, mountains and waterfalls etc.

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canada is a cold frozen wastel-

>>70592441
It is, though. At least between December and March.

>>70592441
comfy

>>70592382
Go to the beach or something. Or go to one of the national parks. Or have sex with tourists.
t. Californian but on my phone so no flag

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>I use reddit flags

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Only low energy losers hate BC. Sad!

regional flags get you doxxed

I think the saddest sound in the world has to be a class loudly packing up and shuffling while an elderly professor is trying to teach just one minute over time

>>70592789
Illmannered 2bh

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the best province

bc outside of metro vancouver is hella comfy

>>70592919
even metro van is comfy outside of the lower east side

just expensive as fuck

>>70592946
nah its a brown sprawling shithole

>>70592789
One professor getting one minute more means students have less time to get to their next class.

Ex canuck here. Got out before shit gets worse and I'm tired of cuckdeau being a flaming faggot. When you joining me, buds?

>>70593019
shut the fuck up you fucking queer

you disgust me

>>70593009
to be fair i've only really been there once outside of driving through to catch the ferry

>>70593061
Betcha wish you had dual citizenship and family here in the states too, eh? Ironic I left last night and am now enjoying Texas. Have an oil field job lined up too :^)

>>70593019
I'm gonna try to get out of here, but moving to the US sounds like a bitch, cause I don't have any family there.

I'm tired of this cultureless, boring, freezing country.

>>70591331
I mean according to islamic laws

>>70593113
>Have an oil field job lined up too :^)
If it's shale then kys

>>70592854
That's not Quebec.

>>70593158
Apparently marrying a murican works but I'm not too sure about that.
>>70593201
Believe it is and they just found a huge oil field in the next town over. Definitely not much to look at and I traded Asians for Mexicans. Wonder how they are socially.

>>70593113
my mom is american and my dad is british, i have irish, british and canadian citizenship. fuck america. its a shithole

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>>70593113
>fleeing the socialist north to extract liquid patriotism from the veins of our good country

doing gods work anon, welcome to the states

all are welcome so long as you become a thorough american

good morning /cum/-senpai~

>>70593286
If your mother is Americanot, you'd have US citizenship, you lying leaf.

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>>70593286
>3 citizenships
>not one is relevant

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>fuck america. its a shithole

>>70593308
There's still some things I have to do to become completely American but my uncle is gonna take me out to do that in a week or so. I plan on getting a gun or two when I can.

>>70593363
>Americanot
Fuck autocorrect buds

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>>70586784
so.... dont shower, put on your gear, see if that hunk of shi*t you call a bike even starts, then go to the store and never take your helmet off, you Seattle P*ssy.
t. does it all the time

>>70593279
>Believe it is
Memes. What will you be doing?

Mexicans who work aren't so bad. I just hope you don't live in a city

>>70593363
naturalised american

>>70593359
supP

>>70593411
Really old shop

>>70593308
God bless Teddy and no one else

>>70593359
Good morning cowboy :3

>>70593458
You inherit American citizenship from your parents, Justin.

>>70588115
ohhhh i see u dont live in seattle. dat helmet, though

>>70593415
Atm I'm staying at my uncle's about a mile or so out from town. It's a few acres of land but he's made it good here in the oil fields so he has vehicles to drive around the land with. I'll be starting at the bottom and if things go right, taking over since my cousin is a chick and doesn't want to work anything oil field. Great trade off but I heard summers here will reck my shit.

>>70593390
>I plan on getting a gun or two when I can.
Can non citizens own guns?

>>70593504
she is not a natural born US citizen, i dont get us citizenship from her

This Quebecois girl is pretty nice 2bh

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>>70582602
Gotta get dressed and go to Costco then work the rest of the day, lad$. ;_; been in pjs all weekend ;_;

>>70592950
>>70592950
>>70592950
>>70592950
>>70592950

PLEASE GIVE YOUR OPINION ABOUT THIS IMPORTANT SUBJECT NOW THANK YOU GOD BLESS AMERICA

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>>70593279
>marrying

Not normie enough for that. And marriage is a death trap, anyways. I'm going to try to get my PhD, and see if that can get me a job there.

>>70593536
Well I probably can get one cause dual citizenship but I'm not willing to risk it til I know for sure I'm American through and through.

>>70593581
>Gotta get dressed and go to Costco
what are you going to buy? always end up with more than you need when you go to costco tbqh

>>70593533
That's not too bad then. I thought you meant that you would be working for a fracking company here

Summers are God awful tho

What is the most correct but also the simplest way to express that you are studying something in college in American English?
>i'm enrolled in X
>i'm studying X
>i'm graduating in X
>i'm bacheloring in X
Are all of these correct? What is usually said?

>>70593622
That's why you buy food that lasts a while

>>70593536
I'm pretty sure anyone can buy a gun in the land of capitalism. A pistol might not work since most places make you wait three days for background stuff or something.

I remember buying a pellet gun no problem but when the pellets were scanned it asked if I was 18. Weird stuff

>>70593622

well, since you asked:
sugar
coffee
chicken

I bake and make everything from scratch thats eaten in my house. Costco is so cheap for flour and sugar, I store extra in a cooler chest or chest freezer

>>70593662
I'm studying

>>70593662
>I'm a (insert major here) major
"I'm studying" is also correct

>>70593644
I don't think he fracks. Just comes and gets the oil and gets out. Could be wrong though. And it feels nice right now at 15 c or 59f and I'm walking around in shorts and a shirt. Getting weird looks from my family. I'll get used to it though

>>70593598
>didn't even see the dual citizenship thing earlier
I need to stop phone posting

Godspeed anon

>>70593662
I usually just say that I'm majoring in/studying X

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>>70593662
"I am studying chemistry with a minor in pu$$y aquisition" usually works 4 me XDDDDD

>>70593622
also, literally buy toilet paper once a year.
plus, $1.50 Polish

>>70593878
>$1.50 Polish
>they're also 1.50CAD up here instead of USD
USA btfo

College forced me to take an art class so I took Art History

>>70594061
Couldn't you have taken film appreciation?

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This rock star. "To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith,” Mr. Trudeau wrote on Saturday afternoon. “Diversity is our strength. -----prime minister of Canada Justin Trudeau

fuck is a minor

>>70594091
It's 2017

>>70594156
you

My socks are slipping off my feet as I walk. Someone help.

Can't stop finding this hilarious
His bane voice always has me in tears

https://mobile.twitter.com/Eggkin/status/825308372757000193/video/1

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https://youtu.be/lLXegvpmJtQ

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>>70593931
Dang ;_; well, my gf is skiing at Whistler, does that count? Also, I am white, so not sure if I am welcomed because I am not diversity?

>>70594220
buy btr socks. youre welcome.

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>>70594061
>tfw have to take cultural diversity class
>tfw all the classes are WE WUZ tier and anti white
>do some perusing
>find a class on slavs that fulfills cultural diversity
>there's 7 people in the class, we do absolutely nothing and I dont have to learn any SJW propaganda

>>70594674
What a worthless pepe

>>70594091
Is he talking about Muslim or Mexican immigrants? Because I hear the latter hates the term "refugee" and just wants to live and work instead.

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>>70594711
>pepe

>>70594674
That's a really nice Pepe mind if I save it

really made me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEotHOoBAQw

>>70594553
>gf
you win this round, americanski

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>>70594767
>pepe

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Good morning, /cum/

Bunch of fat nerds talking loudly about the Switch

>>70595016
what kind of show is it

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>this becomes a reality
What does /cum/ do?

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>>70595058
2D...?

how do you chat with girls (female) ?

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>>70595058
Continue on with my day

>>70595049
Huh. It's in class.

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>>70595090
You've been talking to them all along. 20% of /cum/ posters are female.

>>70594674
>tfw we just had wewuz and gender studies
I picked the lesser of the two evils. At least the professor acknowledged that Africa is and was shit

>>70595058
It's not like anything for me would change

>>70595177

false

>>70595058
Jerk off to shota instead

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>>70595201
Is loli legal in Connecticut?

>>70595249
I don't know, I do what I want

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>>70595177
>20% of /cum/ posters are female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJPEPVd1GXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilglSpeqpx8
Jesus Canada, stop

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>>70595287

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>>70595177
>tfw I am the 20 percent

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>about to take a poo
>forgot the toilet lid was down
>my balls touch the lid
>mfw the lid is ice cold

>>70595408
london

I am about to head to my convenience store.
Do you guys want anything?

>>70595408

be my gf (male)

>>70595479
A raisin to live

>>70595409
How can you forget, you literally see the fucking toilet as you enter your bathroom

>>70595479
A cup of coffee and a can of hash

>>70595479

bring me a flat-chested quebecoise gf

>>70595479
a pilots license

>>70595479
a gf

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comfy

>>70595409
understand

>>70595733
I don't

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weeks off to a bad start, buds

>police believe there was only one shooter now
>it's the white guy

i can't wait for the braindead idiots to think this means it's a cover-up or some conspiracy.

another reason why holding off on naming people until everything confirmed is best for everyone involved

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>>70595655
>all those rvs
>not being miles away from the nearest normie

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>>70595813
wanna talk about it?

>>70595813
what happend

>>70595882
>>70595922

so Ive been putting off this historical paper draft I have to do for an english class, and since Im retarded, I put it off until the last minute. I turned it in today and it wasnt even close to the 1000 word minimum, which is PATHETIC because usually I can do that in an hour

I havent turned in anything for the rough drafts before, so Im torpedoing my grade because I havent turned in anything so far

>>70596003
well just work harder in that class I guess
It's the only one you're fucking up in rn?

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>>70596003
Its like you wanna work at McDonalds or something, anon

>>70596144
He already locked into that path when he decided to go into university.

>>70596178
sure bud

school > being a neet > working at maccas

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Anyone here unironically a NEET?

gonna go eat lunch

just thought id update my blog

>>70595569
This please
Ceci s.v.p

>>70596378
*I drink your milkshake sluuuuurrrrrrrpppp*

>>70596349
Not entirely by choice

>>70596349

Im a neet in the sense that I have no life outside of my job and school

>>70596378
>not watching the whitehouse press briefing
cuck

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I'm back!

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>>70596562
where's my license?

>>70582920
LOL Oglaf is the best comic!!!

>>70596562
Fist me daddy

If you insult me, I win.

>>70596562
alri trayvon

>>70596562
Be my bf

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>>70596656
Sexy 6′ 2″ 45 year old man

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>>70595408

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>>70596692
I'm not homosexual though! I've told you this before!

>>70596766
We all look the same from behind bb

>>70594811
>americanski
good 1
>just friends with her tho
it is true

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>>70596785
No!

Just had a diarrhea poo

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>>70596892
Oh...

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>>70596937
I still like you, Arkansas!
Just not in that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_BuaxZ3v0

>tfw no /cum/ pool hall

>>70597085
It's fine... So what do you plan on doing today?

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>>70597130
Surfing in CS:GO, maybe.

>>70597206
Ok. I hope you have fun Quebec

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>>70597230
What do you hope on doing today?

>>70597287
Well, I'm done with classes for today. I might go running later