/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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liberal gfs desu

hate muslims desu

Going to 7-11.

What you lil niggas want?

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>>70575963
(you)

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>>70575779
>>70575791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jqqzOCNvb (embed)

>>70575963
Mexico is going to pay for every god damn cent of that fucking wall
>>70575998
is that yours

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what did he mean by this?

>>70576001
all the money from the register

>>70575998
is He made of glass

is Popov vodka sold in liquor stores

>>70576001

gimme a 40 oz slurpee of cherry and blue fanta, and a hersheys bar

There's no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, buds.

Once you go to college for two years you know exactly how much work you need to get a certain grade in any class.

>>70576035
yes, they're the best

>>70576039
No, it's sold at stores of crushing depression.

>>70576009
wow

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What phone does /cum/ use?

Been wondering this for a while

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fuck college its a load of horse shit desu

just doing this shit for ocs

>>70576048
but there is the reward of the experiences you gained on your way there

>>70576059
I'm on my third and i have no ideA

>>70576059
for me it was:

>do all the homework/extra credit/bullshit assignments
>half ass all the tests and projects
>end up with a B or an A

graduated with a 3.3

>>70576067
Nokia Lumia

>>70576067
iPhone 6 but imma switch to droid since they don't give these shits away with upgrades no more.

>>70576062
>it's sold at stores of crushing depression.
so what, like Walgreens?

>>70576059
depends on the teacher imo

>>70576059
I only needed my first four month period to know that

>>70576071
Why does life always hand me crushing depression as a reward? It's really quite funny.

unga-balgahgip

>>70576081
sounds more or less right.

im going to start being an asshole and racist again

>>70576133
excellent choice

>>70576089
Walgreens near me doesn't sell liquor. I'd probably be a whole lot worse off if I had liquor in walking distance. Thank you Walgreens.

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>>70576001
Three buffalo chicken dicks.
Infinite thanks, bud.

>>70576133
>he stopped
faggot

>>70576133
If you are white you have never stopped being racist

>>70576157
whatever mexicant

>>70576133
why did you stop

>>70576083
Which one, f a m ? Lumias are deprecated phones
>>70576088
>iPhone 6
Don't you ever quote me again

Why are all rich and powerful Mexicans white?

Mexicans are the most powerful people on earth.

>>70576189

Chad daddy isnt rich

>>70576133
racis against who?

>>70576202
You're a chad

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>>70576225

god I wish

>>70576189
That's a fallacy

>>70576067
literally an alcatel burner.
fancy phones are for plebs.

>>70576245
Poor brownie detected

>>70576180
good question. Ill be an equal- opportunity racist.
>>70576180
I realized I was getting fucked by everyone.

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>mom thinks mild pace salsa is too spicy

I kind of get why non-whites rag on us for being afraid of spicy food. Though I can tolerate insanely spicy shit, I keep sing fellow whites pussing out all the time over mild shit.

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>>70576249
Midrange phones are all you need these days
>>70576262
Pic related

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>>70576267
>two (you)s
great way to end the night

12 minutes left of my birthday

gib me some (You)s as a gift please

>>70576322

feliz cumpleanos

>>70576309
If you're rich you're white

>>70576322
happy birthday /cum/rade

>>70576317
good night neighbor
>>70576322
appy whatever you guys do

>>70576322
How old plebe?

there's serioousl\\\\\\\\\regeirgoiegorei 65

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>>70576351

>>70576322
hap birb

*ponders on the futility of life*

Think I'll become a mercenary. Anyone else want in on this?

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>>70576334
If you are pendejo you are American

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>>70576322

>>70576400
based chicanos

>>70576322
Every year we grow older but only can we ourselves can use this time to make ourselves better and use our limited time on Earth to achieve and experience the fullest extent of joy we can.

Happy Feliz Navidad Day!

>>70576389
>Think I'll become a mercenary
Shit pay most of the time, don't go for it

New TPB sucked because it's missing that 480 shitty look of the old stuff.

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>>70576417
>but only can we ourselves can use this time to make ourselves

I'm a nihilist but I hate identifying as one.

Same goes for atheism. They both make logical sense, but they're vapeman.jpg-tier as hell.

>look up Mia Khalifa to see how she's doing
>unironically a DC sports contributor and fan
Ffs, not really sure how I feel about her tainting my sports town, But I mean damn what a change in lifestyle. Must be awkward. "Oh yeah, I did porn for awhile and it went to #1 on pornhub for a bit lmao, no big deal"

>>70576455
get beheaded

It's really strange how mexican nationalism hasn't taken off

>>70576485
Alive and well here in California

>>70576485
>he hasn't been to arizona, new mexico, or socal where chicanos wave their stupid flag and swear by "mehico"

it exists, be glad you aren't around it

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>>70576501

>>70576540
>flop flappers

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>>70576485
>mexican nationalism

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>>70576485
>Mexican equivalent to the SS is modern Jaguar Knights equipped with AR's loaded with volcanic glass tipped 5.56

>>70576512
Why does the world pretend only southern California has Mexicans? NorCal is brimming with stinky beaners.

>>70576501
>>70576512
I'm noticing a pattern here

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>>70576549

less than you, fag

>>70576542

top 3 AotY

2deep4u

>>70576540
floop phleep

>>70576549
norcal is more segregated, they're everywhere in socal

>>70576567
Less of cancer is still cancer.

It should be legal to shoot antifa on sight

>>70576549
Everywhere in this country has Mexicans now. Not just Aztlan. I was in Hawaii years ago and met a Mexican working at my resort... I'm still waiting for the first sighting of one up in Alaska.

>>70576540
flip flap
>flip flap

>>70576601
More likely to see a darkie in Alaska

>>70576567
the only good thing about it was the art. Everything else was mediocre at best

Life isn't about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers.

>>70576549
what are these places like:
pleasanton, californa
joshua tree, ca

>>70576640
Joshua Tree is a desert with meth and hippies and I've never been to the other one.

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>>70576622

>implying the TTGL episode wasnt 10/10
>implying the haunted house episode wasnt spooky as fuck
>implying Evil Mimi wasnt hype as fuck
>implying Sayuri isnt a qt
>implying YYK getting cucked wasnt great

Moving to Alaska with my family, fellas

>>70576567
>>70576622
I liked the flap

>>70576693
good move, I miss alaska

>>70576671
my grandpa's half sister is from there
never been inclined to visit

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>mexicans trying to live in alaska

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>trying to upload a photoset into my Tumblr, which took me a while to re order
>oops, something went wrong, we'll try again in a few minutes
The rage

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>>70576750
>my tumblr

Hey if you had to pay someone 10k bucks or have your shins rearranged with a baseball bat how would you raise the cash?

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>>70576750
>my Tumblr,

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>>70576750
>he doesn't have gigabit fiber

I could upload your entire photoset in 45 seconds

Just took 100mg of DPH... good night lads.... maybe forever

>>70576800
Hopefully we will see each other soon.

>>70576772
how much time do I have to make the money?

>>70576810
Let's say two weeks in this hypothetical

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why did janny nuke the previous thread

>>70576823
fuck that's hard

I could rob a bank but here in america that's a 90% chance of doing 10 years in jail

i'd just take the shin beating and hope for some GoFundMe sympathy

>>70576768
>>70576780
Mindless ignorant parrots
>>70576791
Ok one more time

>>70576825
>Evil Mimi
Janny has never liked /cum/

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>Mindless ignorant parrots

>>70576859
How the holy hell did Evil Mimi get quoted

Thinking about having some chips and salsa, buds.

>>70576772

Ask the bank, ask my parents, otherwise >>70576851 >GoFundMe sympathy

>>70576865
just b urself :^]

>>70576865
provide proof

I'm not a slave I'm me

What happening will Trump unleash on the snowflakes tomorrow?

>>70576865
>not being able to have a laugh at yourself
pls.

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>>70576930
how is he supposed to laugh at himself when he's unconscious?

>>70576859
Have you tried being quality posters?

>>70576322
>>70576322
>>70576322
>>70576322
>>70576322
>>70576322
Happy belated Birthday.

>>70576945
none of your businessz

>>70576865
Nothing to be embarrassed about desu. Everyone dies on the ice at some point. I've been on the ice since I was little and last month I wiped out pretty bad while playin hockey and fucked up my knee.

*goes wild*

Canadians, have you already started an I'll ride with you campaign etc.and got your #notallmuzzies #prayforcanada and gay ass filters prepared?
And honestly, how will Trudeau react to this all?

>>70577022
I'm a fairly liberal guy, but if early reports are true and one of the shooters is a Quebecois convert, no way I'm doing anything concerning this.

Converts are fucking insane.

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The girl I like that works at my local grocery store mocked me today for buying three packs of chicken livers.

What do I do to win her back, /cum/?

>>70577057
>Converts are fucking insane
They seem to overcompentsate a lot.
One of my forrmer class mates converted for his girlfriend at the time and he seemed a bit more radical than the turks he used to hang around with. I haven't seen him in years now, so I don't know if he went back to normal since his girl left him.

>>70577104
It's not just a question of overcompensating, I think one would have to really fucking believe in a religion before going through the arduous process of converting.

So far, all of our terrorist attacks in Canada have been committed by converts. They're the scum of the earth.

>>70577087
Shoulda told her some quick witted lie like my dog loves these.

don't understand why my cursor sometimes just starts vibrating like crazy and glides around the screen then zooms into a page

>>70577087
what do you use chicken liver for?

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>if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

is water really that expensive in the uk?

/cum/ is an eternal prison devoid of any intellect. It is truly my heaven.

RIP Namco guy

>>70577150
I'll bring it up next time I see her.

>>70577162
It's cheap as hell, is full of vitamins, and tastes great.

I usually make a simple dish of rice, chicken livers, and mushrooms. Makes for a nice, filling, yet frugal meal.

>>70577185
>if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

applies to skin color too

>>70577151
Russian hackers

>>70577205
Chicken liver can contain a lot of arsenic
hope yer buying organic since you presumably eat a lot of it

>>70577144
>They're the scum of the earth.
People from the Mena region and people from most parts of the balkan are just as bad.
The only balkanites that are okay are the Croats and the greeks if you see greece as part of the balkan.

Gonna have to learn how to grow weed since it's legal and shit now. I don't even really like smoking but it seems like a fun thing to try.

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>I smoke/grow the devils elttuce

>>70577236
The drugs containing arsenic have been banned in Canada since 2011.

I do eat a lot of horse meat though, which is full of nasty leftover performance drugs.

>>70577250
>people from the MENA region

In my experience, Berbers are perfectly fine, same thing with Syrian, Lebanese, and Egyptian Christians.

>another former friend from my shithole town died
Man people really romanticize small town america, but in my experience, it's nothing but drinking, drugs, death, and people just barely making it by. You get stuck somehow, and I'm glad I left

>>70577316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3t9SfrfDZM

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What did she (he) mean by this?

>>70577279
horticulture is a good hobby
he never said he was going to smoke it
>>70577307
Canada doesn't import chicken liver from the US?
>>70577316
1 dead in my class of 250ish 7.5 years removed from graduation

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What did she mean by this

Who else here is a noble person?

>>70577341
roasties

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>>70577370
She wants some good ol' fornication

>>70577307
>Syrians
I had very mixed experiences so far, but I'm not even sure anymore if those were real syrians or ""syrians"". On one hand some of them seemed gratefull, while others acted like we'd owe them something which pisses me of. I was kind of involved when one of those refugee guys was stealing something from a department store and tried to mess with two guys catching him.
Marrocans are absolute shit from my experience, lebanese cause a lot of trouble here too, forming clans and stuff like that. Christians from these regions are generally better. I went to school with some iran though, they were relatively normal. A little getto, but better than most of the others from that region.

Aaaaaaand /cum/'s dead

>>70577350
Not over here in Quebec, we've got more poultry than we know what to do with, and most of the time people refuse to buy offals like the liver so they goes to waste, which is why it costs close to nothing.

>>70577416
Is Iran even really part of MENA? I'd have thought not because MENA is mostly populated by people of Arabic origins, and Iran is Persian, no?

In any case, I've had really good experiences with Shia Muslims all around, whether Persian, Indian, or Arab. It's really the Arab Sunnis that you need to look out for.

I suppose the Turks could be bad too, but I've honestly never encountered one despite being friends with a shitload of Mozzies. I don't think we got much of them in Canada.

>>>/tv/78921509

wew

>>70577473
Is that your post, benny boy?

>>70577495

nah

>>70577472
I'm not sure, I guess you're right though, they always called themselves persian anyways.
I guess your immigration system is simply better than ours and because of the distance between canada and africa etc. it's harder for them to enter the country illegally. Maybe you're simply lucky enough to get the best people from there.

>>70577473
/tv/ will rot your brain. Better to stick to anime posting.

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Wew

>>70577559

is this going to be another episode where you sext an indian dude?

>>70577559
im currently pretending to be a girl on omegle

>>70577565
Its what I'm doing tomorrow. I hooked up with this slut a two weeks ago, proper freak with all kinds of fucked up fetishes.

There isn't a single woman on this planet with noble intentions

>>70577559
Is this conversation the highlight of your day?

>>70577631
Honestly yes. Although today just started so..

Think I may smoke the devils lettuce, eat popcorn and watch Star Trek.

>>70577658
It's 1am nigger

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>tree great grandparents were buried under has been here on family property for decades
>every generation has taken the same picture at the same spot under the tree, become a part of our culture
>logging company neighbor was using to clear part of land took down tree on MY property
Right, can I sue or file charges over this? It sounds silly and unreasonable, but that is my families fucking private property and they took not just that, but 5 other trees legally on my land. Stakes clearly mark where my land begins. Is this not destruction of private property? This meant a lot to my entire family and when I spoke to the guy in charge he laughed and claimed there were no clear markers. It's very upsetting and I don't know what we can do about it regarding legal action

>>70577702
do it

burn his house down and shit on his families graves too

>>70577702
Probably

>>70577696
Fight me u fuckin nerd

>>70577702
File a civil suit for property destruction
Old trees are expensive
You could prob get 100,000 out of him to replace it and damages for emotional trauma. Bonus points if you threaten suicide and get committed to add on to your case.

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>it's a Q episode

>>70577702
Go piss on his doorknob

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>>70577702
>neighbor fucks up your property
>'can i sue'
think about for a second how bout it

yes you probably have a case
meme it up with emotional trauma or something too on top of it

>>70577371
have you ever even fucked

>>70577702
At the very least you will be compensated for the trees, as well as replacement, any additional costs and fees etc. depends on state but there can be criminal charges against companies or workers who destroy private property. If it's your land, they fucked up and it's not your fault, and whoever fucked up should definitely be held accountable

>>70577788
Call me a pleb but Q episodes are boring.

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>>70577788
>Picard is literally Q's play thing
>Sisko punched Q in the face and is on a first name basis with the prophets of Bajor
DS9 is the better series

>>70577825
I like the one where he is cursed with mortality but yeah most are boring.

>>70577815
A lot, why?

>>70577839
>>>/reddit/

>>70577839
Picard literally convinced Q humanity is worth not genociding.

>>70577872
TNG is the Reddit series. Everyone agrees on this.
DS9 is 100x better. The first two seasons alone have better episodes than most of TNG

>>70577884
Sisko literally beat the shit out of Q and was never bothered by him again.

>>70577939
We get it. You like BBC

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Morning /cum/

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>have a data base test tomorrow
>didn't study a damn thing

>>70577964
That's really terrible writing. Q is a fucking god. It sounds like the libfag writers just wanted to wank to a black man beating up a white god.

>>70577967
Why does everyone on this site have nothing but black dicks on their mind 24/7?

>>70577964
which is why its a terrible series
they dug up old characters to get people to watch and used them improperly
Why is fucking Worf on ds9???
retarded

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https://youtu.be/mCoQm8bIyyw?t=1453

BUDS

>>70577988
It's not though. Sisko is heavily regarded as the most badass Starfleet officer by everyone in the federation, and is extremely gungho

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Canada
You're alright
Just get your shit together.

Mexico
You're alright
Just stay off my lawn

Gonna get my first car 2morrow

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>>70577997
Oh my god you solved the fucking mystery.
DS9 started when TNG was still on. Of course their going to bring some characters over to increase viewership.
O'Brien is one of the best characters in DS9 anyway.

>>70578026
>pokemon
Time to grow up

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>>70578089
thoroughly sizzled

>>70578063
Whatcha gonna get?

>>70578089

you wont say that to my face

>>70578146
05 WRX STI

>>70578193
>buying a high powered sports car for your first car
>a 12 year old car known for being beat on
rip

>>70578164
I say the exact same shit to the three nerdos in my classroom who bring their 3ds to play pokemon and mario games and they just nervously laugh at me

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>california
>mexico
get the FUCK out of here

*pops a squat*

>>70578239
>Canada
>United States
>Mexico
Take a hike

Confederacy of Dunces hits too close to home.

>>70578292

because you're an autist with a gastrointestinal problem?

>>70578193
Excellent choice.
Is blue or black
gold rims?
do you have a subaru mechanic

>>70578301
Because I'm an overeducated virgin autist that works menial tasks. That's why.

I'm getting real sick of this erection.

70578239
>California
>United States
>Mexico
lolkys, flyover.

>>70578332
>overeducated
I already hate you.

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>>70578358
What does /cum/ think of the French?

>>70578365
try not to get stabbed tomorrow fucking spic retard

>>70578375

greatest ally

cute girls

usually rude

American men are the best.

>>70578378
lol
I live in the sierras, you dumb cunt.

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>>70578399

YOOOO

where you at, senpai

Im in placer county

I'm not a fan of the Jews

>>70578399
pretty much a worse appalachians

>>70578193
Nice, should be plenty of fun

>>70578375
This about says it all.
Also food though.
>>70578386

>>70578368
That makes two of us.

>>70578422
I am aware of you, placer.
I'm near plumas.
Elevation ~3k.

>>70578314
blue, gold rims. I do know one ya, My older brother used to have a 2007 model.
>>70578222
I've been driving for 7 years, I just never purchased a car of my own lmao.

>>70578428
>t. never been to either
l a f f i n

>>70578476

oh, s-sorry

Ive been to clio and graeagle for camping trips with my mom, but thats about it.

>>70578495
t. spic
i live in the appalachians

>>70578485
Happy for you, bud.
Be sure to let her loose on some dirt now and then.

>>70578227
They know spics are as bad of thieves as niggers

White people are fucking awful.

>>70578563

some of them

>>70578563
Yah, but we're still the best race.

>>70578529
>t. literal inbred
I only see brown people if I go down to the valley.
L I T T E R A L L Y
laffin at your life, you literal welfare scum.
literally

>>70578596

actually you'll see more ruskies nowadays around citrus heights

some commie popualtions boom going on

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>>70578596
t. literal worthless non-white piece of shit
>40%

>>70578624
>muh california isn't fucking gigantor
kys, bucktooth billybob.
lmao

>>70578657
>muh commiefornia deserves to exist
kys enrique hernandez

California is definitely the worst governed state I've ever lived in.

>2017
>not being a post-/pol/ leftist
embarrassing
/pol/ and the alt-right are so 2016

>>70578692
But I hate leftists.

I want to live as a prepper in the forests of Maine.
Does anyone want to come? I can cook and bear your children if need be

>>70578711

stop pretending to be a girl

>>70578711
wild mushrooms cooked by a french person sounds good

okay

>>70578706
That's because you're stuck in 2016.
Stop browsing /pol/ and /r/thedonald.

>>70578678
>b-but y-you're a spic
Nice try, sweetie.
*tellprots behimd you're inbred ass*
*lmfao's my way to the bank to cash my pay check*

>>70578760
Nah, shant be doing that anytime soon.

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>>70578762
>*spends entirety of it on mortgage*
>*gets deported*

>>70578706
So, you're willingly retarded?
Or, just plain retarded?

>>70578797
Not an argument.

GOD I fucking sliced a V in my ring fingernail down to the bed a month ago and now the fragment is getting loose and I can't stand deal with the discomfort. How long does it take for the nail to grow half an inch?

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>>70578788
>has never left his state
Absolute toppest of wews.
The south shall burn again desu.

>>70578797
>>70578809
I think that means he's just plain retarded.

>>70578842
About a month.

t. Finger witch doctor

>>70578843
i don't care about the south enrique

>>70578711
Fuck off you frog

>>70578868

fuck off, limey

>>70578851
Yep I'm a real dummy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAa947zEqoo&t=0s

why is pamperchu so gross

My dad was the guy who made the noise whenever automatic doors open and close on sci-fi shows. We're doing quite well.

What is happening in Canada.

>>70578867
Jesus christ, billy.
Have you NO identity?

>>70578928
Muslims killing Muslims. I don't expect our media to cover it much because it hurts their narrative.

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>tfw no perfect racially diverse society (without catholics)

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ah yes
autisim hour

>>70578851
You seem to be right.

Have aliens visited earth?

>>70578963
Doy, you ding dong.

FUCK LEFTISTS

I desperately need to go shopping tomorrow, but all I can ever think to get is pantry food, milk, and meat/cheese

whats your guys's college budgets

>>70578991
Chicken thighs my good man.

>>70578939
>muslins killing muslins
Sick.
No way.
Savage.

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>>70578724
I'm not pretending

>>70579015

I thought about that, but getting a 6 or 8 pack would only last me half a week or so

>>70579015
More than a little brown-sounding.
Not wrong though.

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>>70578872
>>70578872
Rude

*rapes French girl (guy)*

>>70578991
$20k/month

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>>70579038
Prove it

>>70579045
Get some beans and more chicken chili. You can freeze it easily.

did they find out who done it?

>>70578991
>boose
>$3k pro monat
>fressen
>8k pro

>>70579128

I already got a steady boosh cache

>>70579124
A-rabs I reckon. Seem like the kinna shit fucks what would do somethin like that.

Did Picard and Crusher bang?

>>70579141
kind of hope so desu, if only to make the situation embarrassing for the Liberals

>just brushed my teeth
>realize Im still hungry

fuck

>>70579172
You can brush them again but wait 15 minutes if you have anything acidic. My dentist said that once and I never questioned it. He is after all the lamest kind of Doctor.

>>70579232
lame doctors are pretty ok

>>70579249

t. dentist

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Gnight buds
https://youtu.be/dxbtEgwotko

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>>70579257
i'm not smart enough to be a doctor.

i'm not smart enough to be a anything.

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may Allah bless us, we must stop Saddam with cold American steel

>>70579354
Whoops

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Life is alright.
I've got nothing to complain about, but I wouldn't mind laughing a bit more everyday.

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>>70579354

inshallah

>>70579354
their flag icon really does look like a vagina

I'm so glad we elected a president who won't arm "moderate rebels" anymore.

>>70576465
get diarrhea

>>70579475
too far

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>>70579427
reminds me of a derpy version of the Sikh emblem

>>70579494
looks less like a vagina at least

Why the fuck didn't the enterprise have a proper quarantine procedure? Man, I forgot how dumb this show was sometimes.

>>70579520
It's a low cost space drama show and people are so bored in their future that they became careless.

>>70579573
Yeah, that's true.

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stop sleeping

>>70580394
but tired

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>être moi, Américain
>je vais sur r/Canada et sur les sites de news Cananéens
>je me fais passer pour un Canadien
>poste en faveur des réfugiés et de l'immigration de masse

Y'a personne d'autre qui le fait ?

Un cacapeau au Canada, c'en est un de moins en Amérique. C'est pas comme si le Canada était un pays, de toute façon, il y'a pas de problème à ce qu'on en fasse une benne à ordure.

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>>70580791

>>70581247
sure about that mate
be careful

>trump already ruined his presidency by blowing his load too quickly
sigh..
he had one job..
maga.. i guess...

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>>70580394
stop masturbating

Alri who TF up 2 make a new thread

>>70579085
No

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>>70581822
Has there ever been a man as alpha as him?

>>70582218
based

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>>70582249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ySvO6EcV4
Based is not a word worthy enough for Jesus.