20% Tariff Edition
Pls remember that Canada is in mourning. Do not make rude comments towards them today.
>>70597434
fuck canada
>>70597406
We don't want you here anyway
>you watch the women's team, dont you anon?
I want to visit US, where should I go? No car so some bumfuck nowhere is not a possibility. Also heard east coast is full of stuck up faggots who don't want to chat with strangers and I don't want to be quiet the whole trip.
>>70597471
No.
>Soccer
HELL no
>>70597485
>>70597463
>>70597434
Thank you!
t. Quebec City
>>70597485
West Coast
Its full of faggots who want to chat with strangers and won't shut the fuck up about how open and gay they are.
>>70597523
>Be Canadian
>Get shot
>>70597508
I thought you only didn't want sandpeople
>>70597556
t. has never been to the west coast
>>70597571
all of europe is sand people
>>70597604
don't make me post it
>>70597604
I'm here right now
>>70597563
>be American
>doesn't celebrate Easter
>>70597707
d-delete this
Top fucking kek how the fuck does Trump plan to tax mexican cartels? Holy shit be my guest. If he does that i will start a change. Org oto give you guys your so wanted and desired baja California, both north and south. Screen cap this.
the fuck is that Mexican trying to say?
>>70597776
trying to come up with some fake news to write about
>>70597776
no one knows
>>70597434
no we aren't
the incident didn't even involve any canadians
>>70597748
>Giving baja California to the US
I'm not sure about this, how many years has happened since Mexico and USA tried to make this meme trade?
>>70597776
Something stupid, I guess.
>>70597873
Yes you are, that picture was taken today and Justin is visiting the place
>>70597707
delet
>>70597908
lol no
maybe some extreme leftists and muslims care but no one else does
what did she mean by this?
>trump-declares-war-mexican-cartel-assets-pay-border-wall
>>70597748
No one wants that shithole
some dumb shit happened saturday night/sunday early morning, /cum/
>sitting on the couch in my flat
>watching Boondock Saints on Netflix
>rapid flashing lights bursting through the shutter shades
>ohshitniggerwhatisthat.wmv
>walk outside my flat onto the sidewalk
>some dipshit kids lighting off fireworks at 3 in the morning
>they notice me walking outside
>theyre screaming the lyrics of "fuck tthe police" by NWA and running down the street
>yell at them to get out of here stalker
>one of the faggots turns around
>some lanky as fuck kid with a black sweatshirt and jew fro
>he screams "FUCK OFF" and starts running again
>the group of 4-5 kids take a shortcut around the different apartment buildings to god knows where
>go back inside
>have window opened up slightly
>hear m-80s being shot off in the distance
>never hear about them again
stop posting anime
>>70597953
the size of my heart
>>70598000
that's not very exciting anon
Why did we have to go with /cum/ as our name guys
I feel so gay every time I ctrl + f and type "cum" in the search bar.
keep seeing guys who are like a foot shorter than me (6'3)
why dont they all just become women already
>>70597899
I need a Germasian gf in my life
ive been at work for almost two hours and i'm still barely awake
>>70598075
I wish I could
Next level bullying
>>70598075
manlet tier
>hes shorter than 6'6"
off yourself desu
>>70598006
Stop posting norwegian manlet
who here plays 100% Orange Juice
>>70598068
Had to explain that to a friend of mine who peeked at my tabs one day.
>>70598075
You'd like that wouldn't you, faggot?
>>70598322
NERF SEAGULLS
>>70597434
fuck canada
>>70597485
I live in the West coast of west coast, and this is accurate >>70597556
just took a caffeine pill hopefully this wakes me the fuck up
hallo
>>70598515
inside?
>>70598598
dead meme
roommate has gone to class which means i could masturbate rn if i wanted
>>70598604
yeah :)
i think it's already working
pre-World of Warcraft Gabe a cute
>>70598598
I unironically hate Canadians
>>70598749
>>70598457
Are states in the middle full of faggots? Like Texas and Colorado or Minnesota?
>>70598667
We'll do it together. It'll be like a date.
>>70598808
>Evil Sweden
>>70598647
>>70598749
srry wrong numbr
Why is a lesbian in my church
>>70598815
>going to Texas unironically
>>70598739
I read that as gabe newell
>>70598846
do what needs to be done
>>70598739
That's the 4chan girl back in the day?
dumb wall
almost didnt find a cum thread
thoughts on this?
>>70598948
not a fan
>>70598948
that's borderline treason mate
>>70598892
Heard people there are pretty big sight to see
>>70598948
True.
I know there's a board for this matter but I browse /cum/ mostly and I'm sure my fellow Americans know a thing or two about this...
I'll give it to y'all straight. I don't know much about building computers or what the latest greatest bang for your buck is but, I have about $1,000 to spend on the PC itself, not including monitor, keyboard, mouse, audio, etc.
I want a decent gaming rig, nothing too crazy, I like mostly RTS based games, especially old school games, but I'd like to be able to properly run some of the latest titles for all genres as well.
I'll take all considerations even if they break or even go under my budget by a couple hundred but not more.
It should also be noted that I haven't had the need to build a pc in years, and by years I mean over a decade, so I'll be getting help from friends.
>>70598995
i5, whatever graphics card you feel like, 8 GB of RAM, a power supply, and a 1080p monitor
all you need
>>70599046
Noted. Thank you.
>start last January by getting into a hot-cold affair with a girl I really liked
>let my mind run wild with romantic daydreaming and end up getting burnt badly as we went back and forth and she never felt like getting into a relationship
>finally give up and stop talking to her a couple of months ago
>couple of weeks ago
>get number of girl I thought was really hot freshman year of college and finally managed to speak to while really drunk at bar
>we're talking and she seems really interested
Hardly seems real honesty, I guess I'm just gunshy as fuck after the past year
I'm trying ardently to stop my mind from running away with fantasies again
thank you for tuning into my blogpost
cum
>>70598995
nerd
>>70598995
hi its me ur american
http://www. logicalincrements. com/
>>70599254
Fum
>>70599153
Thanks I'll look into this. and no this isn't pasta. I just started making enough money to play with and since I haven't had a good computer in years, I thought I'd build one.
>>70599162
Thanks Simo.
>he doesn't have reddit flags
>tfw no more el yucateco hot sauce
Out of curiosity, are any of the anons that had blackhead problems here? Wondering how the facewash is doing for you.
>>70598948
Fixed it for you
>>70599363
>he does
>>70599373
>tfw no more sriracha chinese thing
>>70599387
faggot
>>70599498
nice meme arkansas
>he uses reddit flags to identify the exact city he lives in
>>70599527
At least your shit didn't get TARIFF'D yet
>>70599486
>vrenchies
>in winland
Not fixed, worst """normans""" ever
>I use reddit fags to attention whore on a Taiwanese nail trimming salon
>>70599548
It knows what city you're from?
>>70597953
the size of OP's anus
>tfw hollywood actors are bashing our "narcissistic culture"
faggots just want more views for their shitty little TV shows and B-list movies. Emotionally manipulative bastards
>i ironically use vapeman memes
>>70599486
wtf I love iceland now
>>70597953
it means stop saving streamed shit screenshots in png format you faggot
>>70599628
When did people even start giving fucks about hollywood exactly?
Fucking consumerists
Thanks for reminding me about reddit flags guys, I'd completely forgotten about them
Is this considered normal behaviour?
I think we can alla gree
>I don't use reddit flags
>>70599738
>not nuking the Rust Belt cities
bad choice senpai
>>70599738
Wtf I hate florida now
>>70599736
why would he post that
>there's a tim hortons off the highway
im off to get some shitty coffee and timbits lads
>>70599736
remember how boogie was literally too fat to stand up and recieve his award at the vgas?
am I weird for adjusting my balls in public? My pants will ride up when sitting sometimes because I'm figdety so I need to release my balls from their grip
>>70599847
>>70599860
>tfw its so cold I can wear skinny jeans without repercussion from crotch
>it was another sleep for 11 hours and wake up past noon episode
I hate this show
>>70599860
how is that weird? adjusting your gonads is normal
Place give me a Canadian gf
would you spend a whole day with me?
>>70599872
They aren't effective because you make doritos milkshakes you fat cunt
>>70599918
idk maybe I'm raping someone by adjusting myself
>>70599872
C A N N O T
B E
F A B R I C A T E D
>>70599923
Do you have some weed? If yes there's your answer.
>>70599736
>literally so fat he can't open one of his eyes
>>70599738
Well now we can
>>70600025
>still not nuking Chicago
>>70599628
Check this out then.
https://youtu.be/UwvgMNE9ozg
>>70599923
>spending time with nonwhites
>>70599872
MUH GAYNUTIKS
I want commiefornia to secede so they can go to hell
>>70599872
>muh thyroid
these fatasses and their excuses annoy me so much
>>70600079
honkies are so blinded by white guilt that they need strong aryan minorties to guide them
French men are simply the worst
>>70600107
I want a French Canadian gf
>>70599923
All my friends in high school were mexicans, so yeah I guess
>>70600079
this is 20 levels of fucked up. Most likely bankrolled by Soros
>>70599612
if you specify then yeah
its all based on what flags you tell it to display
beautiful to see her reconnect with her roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2g_DA_Rxqc
Class starts at 230.
but I want to do a fap.
Think it is worth it?
>>70600360
shes kinda cute
>>70600414
what time is it for you? It takes 5 hours for the smell to leave.
>>70600414
2:06 CST
>>70600503
wat? I just wash my hands off with soap and its fine
>canadian wheels
>>70600079
Hmmmm I wonder why it's getting produced.
>>70600503
Oh that time. 20 minutes to 1hr and the smell stays on me too.
WE
>>70600638
I'm actually impressed.
Americans, what is the profession that will most likely allow me to get a green card and work in the US?
Is there any specific type of degree that you lack in the US of A?
>>70600629
You go noseblind to your own smells, anon.
>>70600772
philosophers, poets and fine artists
>>70600772
Can never go wrong with being a nurse. California (specially the Bay Area) is in need of tech nerds, but that's always a rollercoaster.
>>70600777
there is no way. I seriously scrub my hands and forearms with body lotion.
>>70597485
Go to the south, they love chatting to strangers.
>>70600855
You can't stop the dick and its fuming power so easily.
>>70600826
I'm really considering mechanical engineering. How is that field over there?
>>70600772
The last couple doctors I've had have been foreign. My doctor now is a qt Vietnamese woman.
Ham, Pineapple, and Mushrooms are the most patrician pizza topping combination
>>70600971
I just can't do pineapple on pizza, bud. Ham and mushrooms are great though.
>>70600772
Petroleum Engineer
>>70600772
Nursing. Seriously, there are some retarded shortages in the NA healthcare industry. Nursing, physiotherapists, psychiatrists, physical therapists. I'm also going to assume there's going to be some shortages in the pharmaceuticals and health economics industry thanks to Drumpf (lol i said drumpf get it hahahahahahahahahahah please pay attention to me).
Health is such a fucking meme of an industry. We got jobless neurologists and immunologists in Canada, but we're actually pretty short on nurses and to some extent.
>>70600925
PG&E is the biggest company for that. They provide almost everything for the region when it comes to energy, natural disasters, etc. You should consider looking at their site. There's also the state's highway constructors, which are always busy, but I wouldn't know where to search for them.
>>70600925
I don't think you can go wrong with engineering, but my engineering friends say mechanical engineering is one of those fields that's slowly getting bloated so be cautious unless you really like doing engineering.
How old are you?
>>70601077
https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/?keyword=%22mechanical%20engineer%22
https://www.indeed.com/q-Mechanical-Engineer-jobs.html
>>70601156
I'm 21 and about to choose my bs.c, not sure which engineering field to pick yet.
Mechanical seems more interesting to me, but i'm pretty much open to all of them.
>>70601076
Hahahaha wow you really torched Drumpf there.
>>70600971
>pineapple
so... the gunman was actually a /pol/ tard?
>>70601240
How can such a tasty fish be so ugly?
>>70601076
Nurse is high-stress ass-wiping work for mexcians. I would never take a job like that.
Filed for unemployment. I feel dirty, but if nigs can get gibs, I can too.
>>70601282
We don't need elitist here. Don't come regardless of what career you pick.
do you have a girlfriend with pointy tits?
>>70601297
I see nothing wrong with taking advantage of a program you contributed to as long as you actually look for work.
>>70601330
I didn't write this.
>>70601372
I've been applying all over town for the past month. Not looking bright.
My step-dad suggested unemployment. He's an iron worker, and gets laid off like every other year. He said there absolutely nothing wrong with it.
I still feel like a scumbag though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nXUOixv3hc
shots fired
damn my autism. just realized how bad I must have come off to my professor.
>first day of class gives us all an index card
>told to write down 5 things
>one of them was 2 favorite songs
>had been listening to megadeth all week so I wrote '5 magics by Megadeth'
>then at the end of class he was going through each card calling our names to take attendence
>would sometimes make a comment, but looked at my card then looked at me really weird
I'm not a school shooter I swear. fuck
>>70601509
>Feel like a scumbag for taking advantage of a program specifically designed to help people in your situation
Stop being a retard.
>I'm not a school shooter I swear. fuck
>>70601560
jesus christ this guy is retarded
>>70601566
It's the social stigma of being on unemployment.
People automatically assume you're a dirtbag playing the system.
>>70601563
Why didn't you just write down normie pop songs
>he likes metal
>>70601669
>People automatically assume you're a dirtbag playing the system
Who are you going to be telling that you're on unemployment that such an opinion would harm your well-being?
>>70601670
didn't have a lot of time to finish the card and literally don't know any normie music.
should have written mac demarco or something though
I eat a lot of carbs and I feel ok
I can't really discuss this "Muslim ban" with my normie friends because they don't even know Barry and president peaunut did the same thing. They don't understand it's temporary. The Jewish media is getting to people fast and filling their head with garbage.
>>70601872
Just show them a screenshot of CNN reporting on Obongo doing the same thing
>>70601872
Literally not even a Muslim ban, it's a ban on six countries that were deemed high risk by Obama. Indonesia has the highest Muslim population and it's not banned. But don't mention that because you'll get flooded with "He's doing business there!"
*grinds somalian beans and boils them in a pot of water*
*pours in cream for a better texture*
*puts in sugar to mask shitty taste*
Gee wiz coffee is the best drink on earth
>>70601854
i eat whatever but try not to eat junk food excessivley and i feel ok
>>70601989
>somalian beans
>
>>70601989
look who's never tried ethiopian yirgacheffe or costa rica tarrazu. get out of my face.
>>70602111
Can't deny those numbers
>look who's never tried ethiopian yirgacheffe or costa rica tarrazu. get out of my face.
>>70601989
*punches you*
enjoy your beans, pussy
Why are the Danish such limpwrists compared to their Norwegian counterparts? Wuz they not vikangz too?
>>70602437
They WUZ vikangz, dude.
The great heathen army was raised by the danish "king" or some shit.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38803999
benin made the news buds
*ignores 70602437's post*
I mean, yeah, if Ashley Tisdale asked me of course I would fuck her
>>70595191
>>70594674
Where the fuck do you guys go to where diversity classes are required?
Mistakes that just won't go away
>>70597604
Anon pls. That's totally how it is here.
Cute girl asked me a question today instead of the girl to her right.
>>70602772
uhhh don't you want to become a well rounded individual anon?
>>70602803
Really gets my noggin joggin, again.
>>70602837
Me on left
>>70602772
dean of students here tried nudging everyone to take this half hour diversity training online and would spam everyone's emails to do it. I went through the first few slides so it would stop emailing me to do it. They've stopped pushing it now but there's propaganda everywhere on campus. Both the college feminists and the LGBT group have posters and handouts all over the dorms.
Trying Smash Burger for the first time right now.
>>70603197
My college makes everyone take an online sexual assault course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ
the videos on this channel are p funny
watching armageddon buds
wonder if the asteroid ends up killing them all like anything could happen!
>>70603251
>tfw only had to go to a 30 minute seminar, which I spent the entire time shitposting on /tv/
mexican-americans and african-americans are just as american as white americans
I'm a 5'9 manlet but taller than most people in California
>>70603317
my favorite baykino
>>70603338
that is true but they're also niggers and spics more so than they are american
>>70603384
>mexicanlets
>people
can someone please tell me what it is about /cum/ that attracts krauts?
>>70603384
I'm 5'9 and as tall or taller than most people I come in contact with.
>>70603437
daddy issues
>>70603300
fucking woke me up senpai
>>70600025
>>70599738
>San Diego becomes the highest populated city in the state and becomes a dank ass radioactive dystopia full of mutant rattlesnakes
Best of both worlds
>>70603300
>FDR
>Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>70603404
>not spiclets
>>70603670
Truman didn't really have a choice in the matter, FDR set up the project and the conditions and he just pressed the button
That's it
Nobody fucking move
>>70603925
>>70603403
It depends, they are not all pro-Mexico or Afro-centrist like these commie faggot cunts the news always shows.
But Mexican-Americans are citizens on the grid with the rest of us, competing on the same playing field.
Mexicans here are just Mexicans who invaded and live here through fraud.
>>70604001
How do boobs jiggle in armor?
>>70603925
>jpg
>>70604131
it's not armor iirc
the only armory parts are on her hands, feet, and helment
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
oh no , not again.
why is western pop music so shit compared to japanese idols?
>>70604057
The way demographics are working everyone's going to be a mexican-american because you can't unspic. The countries gonna be full of stealth mexicans who look white enough to pass a glance, have old white money, and can't speak spanish yet still get affirmative action. Like me.
>>70604315
you just don't get it
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>70604370
I know right?
>>70604329
i dont
compare live shows
japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdieREJYYfA
western
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhj9R35Lfu8
>>70604370
>>70604392
There is only one person im obsessed with and is neither one of you.
>>70598995
Is there a particular grade you're going for? Do you game or do work? Either way, I can toss up a PCPartpicker list for you that's pretty good
>>70604447
I miss Hannah Montana
>>70604493
Is it me?
>>70604517
To add on, my advice is to wait until mid-spring so that you have access to the new Ryzen series CPUs and maybe the VEGA series graphics cards
Haven't stepped outside once or spoke with another person today, no I have not.
>>70604605
I'm sorry :(
you can talk to me
>>70604653
>I haven't spoken to anyone at uni in the last 2 weeks
what a fucking loser
buds my dad went blind in his left eye
he's getting old :(
>>70604554
yeah sure why not
>>70604704
It was not suggested to be bad my tan friend.
mfw rocking TWO cum threads at once
>>70604793
Sorry to hear that, anon. I hope its nothing more severe than that.
>>70604788
Don't bully
>During a recent press conference, Trump administration Press Secretary Sean Spicer told journalist to "respect the robot"
What did he mean by this?
>>70604578
Better off just buying the GPU/CPUs that will get branded old, assuming they get price cuts.
Is there anyone on this goddam site that doesnt post anime?
>>70604788
Meant to say that I haven't spoken to anyone that I didn't have to
>>70604909
No
Me in the pic btw
>tfw to smart to animepost
>>70604838
thanks bud, he's a cancer survivor and 75. really hope he sticks around until i have kids at least
>>70604909
/cum/ got highjacked by a small group of very loud anime posters that spam the shit non stop
it's like 5-10 people but they post every 10 seconds
>>70604987
>>70604909
I don't to be honest. I just spam this >>70604898
on occasion.
Bought a hamburger for a qt today
>>70604987
>>70604987
>>70604910
yeah sure bud
Considering a trip to switzerland desu lads
>>70605182
you can bore yourself in the US too lol
>>70604947
>>70604846
>>70604001
>>70603925
>>70602772
>>70605065
>>70605099
>>70605034
all these eurocentric features
What should I stroke my penis to buds
>>70605470
GILFs
>>70605470
Russian babushkas
>>70605470
Mature ebony
>>70605470
lesbian porn
>>70605470
You should not touch yourself but instead take a nice dose of girl hormones and not want to jack off anymore at all.
>>70605470
my digits say water sports
>>70597384
Today I woke up at 4am and watched Manchester By The Sea and Hacksaw Ridge. MBTS is definitely the better movie desu. /blog
How do you mess with the normies buds? I easterpost on yikyak daily and it riles them up.
>>70605470
your moms underwear
>>70605699
I don't live with my mom
>>70605736
haha, loser
>>70605736
lmao are you like an adult or something?!
>>70605677
I hang around girls and compliment them often and buy things for them, it pisses them off
Why are Mexicans so attractive /cum/?
>>70605793
Superior Injun genes
>>70605677
lol just tried this and my yak is blowing up
Why are Americans so inferior compared to Mexicans?
I just don't get it.
>>70605677
kek, post results
>>70605845
Inferior German genes
>>70605839
"I've got news for you little turd...no one wants you here." "Do you have hobbies? Or a job? or friends?" "We do you retard"
Just some of today's responses :-)
Now lets compare them to the Trump family....LOL
in a date rape seminar rn
Did Trump try to do too much too quickly?
It feels like he will be impeached soon
>>70605925
4got superior mexican family
>>70605891
I'll dump some in the next thread
>>70604898
beta uprising now
>>70605965
His kids look so much better than hers.
>>70605965
el presidente's wife is pretty qt
>>70605965
6 > 7 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 5 >8 > 4
>>70606053
He got cucked?
>>70606102
Rumors says he killed his first wife or something like that.
>>70606060
The only good place in America is the South West aka AZTLAN
Name 1 thing a coastal city has that a midwest city doesnt'
>>70606149
Shut the FUCK UP Baja
>>70606201
coast
>>70606201
relevancy
>>70606201
water
>>70606102
His wife passed away. Is obvious that the white kids are not his.
His daughter is pretty qt, but she seems self conscious about the color of her skin, she always use pale makeup.
>>70600704
>no anus
How did it poo?
>>70606201
IT USED TO HAVE A REAL CULTURE BEFORE YOU STOLE IT
>>70606211
Sorry.
>>70606226
>>70606249
>What are the great lakes
>>70606247
>What is Shitcago
new when
>>70606381
>>70606381
>>70606381
new-nouveau