/brit/

If a girl touches you in a playful way does that definitely mean she likes you?

no more prophesyposting or janny will ban you
>>70530210

I am tormented by bitter regret at never having known the love of a woman lads

tfw no friends
tfw no life
tfw no gf

>>70530227
hello depressionlad

how are you today

Where do I get hugs

really want some pizza

Business idea:
abolish zoning laws

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

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might do a journey to the East in order to bring back a wealth of gold and spices the likes of which you've never seen.

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>>70530231
>depressionlad

are you talking about me or literally every australian poster

>>70530252
>you will never live in a comfy riverside slum
wish i'd never been born

>>70530262
aha alri depressionlad we know its you, did you see the 'ologist yet?

Star Trek>>>Star Wars


Now before you have an autism attack hear me out
Yes Star Wars is excellent and made use of some ground breaking special effects however the themes it's pursues are childish
That's not to say they're bad or wrong or silly just that they're simplistic and lack nuance and depth

Star Trek meanwhile deals with the very nature of human existance itself and explores themes such the meaning of life and what life would be like without emotion, with too much emotion, it explores sexuality from different perspectives, consciousness is discussed and characters are placed in situations that make them question it
There's countless more as well but Star Trek truly goes deep and is far more mature in terms of what it deals with

>>70530281
nah that ain't me babe, psychology is a jewish pseudoscience

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>>70530270
it doesn't look like a slum
probably just a riverside town

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>>70530283
Stargate > Star Trek > Star Wars

>>70530283
have only seen star wars and am not arsed to sit through countless hours of 60s tv-budget sexless sci-fi bollocks tbqhwy

dominos > pizza hut

prove me wrong

>>70530304
this

>>70530307
thicker crust allows for more toppings

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>>70530306
you're missing out then

not being autistic > star trek = star wars

>>70530252
WTF I LOVE THAT PLACE!!!
can you tell me where is it?

>>70530307
Me > you

Prove me wrong

>>70530283
>Kirk beats an omnipotent alien by punching it
>Kirk shags a sexy alien lady
>everyone is xenophobic to Spock for no reason
>Scotty gets drunk and murders a woman
>Alien civil war which Kirk ends by reading the Declaration of Independence

Star Trek is goofy saturday morning tv

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at least he's not delivering the wall. trumptards were delusional thinking he'd actually do that

>>70530307
they're both shit

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>>70530336
>not being autistic

Written sci-fi is superior to TV and film sci-fi

>>70530368
this
I love sci fi but I feel like I'm wasting my time reading genre fiction

>>70530179

it's like, some cunts only do things because they get paid, you know?

And that's just really sad!

doctor who>star wars>star trek

yeah i went there

>donald trump

lmfao

>>70530389
nah fuck off

doctor who is shit

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NEED a british strongwoman gf

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>Doctor poo

flag check

>>70530390
hey look everybody it's a time traveling lib from 8 months ago

>>70530416
BUNDA

>>70530421
libs are too dumb to invent time travel lmao

>>70530389
Hello Redd.it

>>70530421
>donald j. trump is the president of the united states

can't make this

he didnt tell me :-(

>>70530389
doctor who is literally for kids

bloody hell bruce

Battlestar Galactica > Deep Space 9 > Stargate SG1 > TNG > Empire Strikes back > TOS > Atlantis > New Hope > Return of the Jedi > SG Universe > Voyager >>> the rest

unsure where to fit in farscape, firefly, and Babylon 5

don't reply

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the fire rises

Stargate SG1 > Farscape > Deep Space 9 > Star Trek TNG > Atlantis > Voyager

don't really rate anything else

>>70530479
TNG does not deserve to be nearly that high
and Universe is better than Atlantis

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Carausius (died 293) was a military commander of the Roman Empire in the 3rd century. He was a Menapian from Belgic Gaul,[1] who usurped power in 286, during the Carausian Revolt, declaring himself emperor in Britain and northern Gaul (Imperium Britanniarum).

Carausius began to entertain visions of legitimacy and official recognition. Coinage is the main source of information about the rogue emperor; his issues were initially crude but soon became more elaborate.

Carausius appears to have appealed to native British dissatisfaction with Roman rule; he issued coins with legends such as Restitutor Britanniae (Restorer of Britain) and Genius Britanniae (Spirit of Britain). He also used coins for more sophisticated propaganda. He issued the first proper silver coins that had appeared in the Roman Empire for generations, knowing that good quality bullion coinage would enhance his legitimacy and make him look more successful than Diocletian.

Two Carausian medallions, now in the British Museum have also been found. One has RSR in the exergue; the other has INPCDA. Since 1998 these letters have been recognised as representing the sixth and seventh lines of the Fourth Eclogue of Virgil, which reads Redeunt Saturnia Regna, Iam Nova Progenies Caelo Demittitur Alto, meaning 'The Golden Ages are back, now a new generation is let down from Heaven above'.

No other Roman emperor in history ever made such an explicit reference to famous Roman literature. It is quite extraordinary that in a remote province like Britain a rebel emperor should utilise such a method to appeal to his public.

mistake my american friend

Voyager is, to this day, the worst TV sci-fi of all time.

>>70530331
I gave it an honest try but it's just too fucking boring

never seen any of these sci fi shows

>>70530528
he was our hero?

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please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

woah come with me now

>>70530384
reading fiction in general is a massive waste of time unless it's something like Divine Comedy, The Brothers Karamazov, or The 120 Days of Sodom

There's more of course but you get the point

>>70530587
brainlet

always thought nonce was just another word for gay haha

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I don't like reading books because I have dyslexia

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>>70530516
>Universe is better than Atlantis
no it isn't
too melodramatic
tried too hard to rip off Galactica which is the best sci-fi series of the 21st century

>>70530604
I have dyslexia too
the kind that makes me bad at differential calculus

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>when I'm trying to enjoy a Sunday arvo barbie

>>70530587
not always
the thing about sci-fi is that in many ways it serves the same purpose as traditional fiction does in Europe but out of the American context. giving a field for philosophies which might not otherwise be possible.
obviously though this sort of exceptional stuff is rare.

going to lidls anyone want anything?

>>70530608
galactica is shit

Business idea: stick my penis in the vagina of a consenting non-prostitute woman

>>70530644
first two seasons are exceptional military sci-fi

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>?

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Fulk III, (970-1040) was an early Count of Anjou celebrated as one of the first great builders of medieval castles. He constructed an estimated 100 of them. Fulk was a natural horseman and a fearsome warrior, with a keen sense of military strategy that saw him get the better of most of his opponents.


Fulk’s bitter enemy was Eudes II of Blois, his neighbor 128 km east along the Loire River, at Tours. The two men traded towns, followers and insults throughout their lives.

While Fulk and Eudes II fought many skirmishes over territory and alliances, their biggest battle occurred in July 1016 at Battle of Pontlevoy. Eudes was marching a large troop of 10,000 men southward toward Fulk’s tower at Montboyau when Fulk and a much smaller group attacked him from behind. Fulk’s men were routed, and retreated, and Eudes, thinking the battle won, went for a swim in the Cher River. Reinforcements arrived to help Fulk, and they returned and slaughtered Eudes' men, who were then at rest.

Fulk also undertook four pilgrimages to Jerusalem, seeking forgiveness for his sins in at least two of the journeys.

moffat's doctor who episodes are brilliant

>>70530644
Thoughts on killing yourself over your horrid opinions?

wish the normies would come back, it gets a bit dead on the weekends now.

Today I learnt new word:Chastity (cage)

>>70530687
I'd hate you but I'm on my tablet

>>70530698
zitto animale

Kill yourself fucking pirates

dumb aussie

what is your opinion on the jew

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>The Rapeman is described as a high school student that turns into the alter-ego at night to take revenge on the girls at school that wronged him

>>70530759
love that anime

>>70530756
any jew in particular or just jews in general?

jews are persecuted for no reason

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MICKED™

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>>70530785
>Germany (too smelly)

test

lovely to love your lovin

>>70530774
>no reason
hmm

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*slides into the thread*

any slags?

jews only steal and try to kill your culture.....but no..i don't get why are they are so hated

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Sir John Hawkwood (c. 1323–1394) was an English soldier in the 14th century. As his name was claimed to be hard to pronounce by non-English contemporaries, there are many variations of it in the historical record. His legacy has made him a man shrouded in myth and reality in both England and Italy.

Hawkwood began his career in the Hundred Years' War in France under Edward III as a longbowman.[6] It has been argued that he participated in both of Battle of Crécy in 1346 and the Battle of Poitiers in 1356.[7] After Poitiers, he joined the Great Company /White Company, which was an infamous band of mercenaries, with whom he then crossed into Italy in 1361. He became its captain in 1363. Although Hawkwood was knighted, there is no has clear evidence by whom or where. Some sources claim he was knighted by the Black Prince after the Battle of Poitiers.


His troops would rape women, murder peasants, and dismember their enemies. He was known to sack monasteries and holy places. He even harassed the Pope in Avignon, but there is also evidence that he was not completely godless, as he requested a portable altar for Mass while on campaign.

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ha ha!

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

alri lads haha on the bottom of the barrel mood wise haha
strongly considering getting a rope somewhere haha but will probably just pussy out and pretend i dont exist until my mood goes up

>>70530877
the 100 years war was a pretty interesting time
just warlords running rampant and dragging thew war on so they wouldn't have to give up their winnings.

((((((((((he)))))))))) is here plz bring back the gas chambers!!

>>70530931
post fucking machines

PSA
dear americans
it's 'and' not EEEAAnd

p f m
f
m

>>70530994
AHHHND

why are yanks so whiney

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this popped up on my twitter, is it a joke or something? I see a lot of cuckstamps so I come here seeking answers.

>>70531038
saved

we need more teaboo asians to get back HK, singapore and nepal

Hi lads

>>70531038
Is it portraying the British Empire during ww1?

>>70531048
>we

there is no we lad

>>70531048
Singapore has been HAN'D to all fuck there's no semblance of British culture there anymore aside from driving on the left

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>tfw dumb

>>70531048
>announcing your saves

reported

>>70531067
I dunno, it came with these squiggly lines
>대영제국의 얼라들
>뉴펀들랜드는 이때까지만 해도 캐나다 연방이 아니라 독자적인 자치령이었다

>>70531069
'sheed

>>70531074
wtf is that anna kasparian?

>>70531074
why are lefties so superior

what's up with the HWNDU stream?
why is it cordoned off?

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im so bored

>>70531153
she's better than you

>>70530252
I have 10, 000 ducats to put towards such a venture if the captain be a reliable man. Tell me, where have you sailed before? Have you run the Cape? To Yemen perchance?

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https://www.instagram.com/im_1004z/

>>70531202
vrw
r
w

>>70531202
>https://www.instagram.com/im_1004z/
I think her face is immobile, she has the same expression in every picture

how do I ask my GP for a sick note

and don't try to be clever

The fact that my mum and sister are weird social outcasts has given me a very poor preparation for how real women act and behave in real life

>>70531202
>there are 'people' who are sexually aroused by this

>>70531252
She's got decent hips, can probably give birth naturally

>>70531227
dont like this "update" to my gimmick.

please delete this post.

Hot boxing myself with farts

A so-called dutch oven

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is it just me or do black people on average have terrible hairlines?

>>70531277
It's not just you

They bald more because of their higher testosterone levels

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>awake 4 minutes
>950 calories
why is cold pizza so good

Nadal to get destroyed screenshot this

>>70531244
you say hey can you write me a medical certificate and they'll go ok sure

sun will rise in the east tomorrow screenshot this

>>70531277
Think it's partly to do with their hairstyles. It's really short ad barbers frequently fuck up the hairline because of it

>>70531277
it's because they get fake shaved hairlines put in because they're homosexuals

>I'M FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT' British man, 20, will be the first to give BIRTH thanks to sperm donor he found on Facebook
RULE BRITANIA
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2560070/british-man-20-will-be-the-first-to-give-birth-to-a-baby-thanks-to-sperm-donor-he-found-on-facebook/

>>70531325
privet comrade pedojew

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>>70531299
christ alive

>>70531325
>british man

you mean a ftm transexual

Let's cancel the Trump state visit and put the money into the NHS

>>70531342
those big garlic dips alone are 800 calories

Lol I posted this in /cum/ instead of here.

I was Years 7-8 when a couple of years older tall, fit, huge cock guy was rubbing it up against my bum 'jokingly' while it was hard. One time we got a webcam just to fool around and his dick was very visible in his shorter pants. He showed his bum on cam as well. I was also hard but was too much of a pussy to do anything.

Came on a coach once without even using my hands just thinking about him. haha.

>>70531348
better idea: fire most of the HR department and also middle and upper management

Things I give a shit about:

1. Nothing

>>70531348
Why not just cleanse lefties instead.

>>70531369
can you go back to /cum/

>>70531385
good attitude , keep it up ,proud of you

how do you calculate calories

>>70531410
rare shiny toothpaste

>>70531412
you read the nutritional information provided on all foods

>>70531398
:(

>>70531412
the amount of calories is printed on everything you buy, just add it up you fatcunt.

having a quarter life crisis

>>70531412
just bee yourself.

>>70531416
>t.newfag

>>70531378
That's not the issue.

There just aren't enough doctors, or beds. It needs more money.

where were you when he DIDN'T divide us?

>>70531343
Is it was like this: She -> He - > muh want kid -> degenerate media claimed that ((((((((he))))))) was impregnated ?

Muslims welcome
Refugees welcome

>>70531455
Drinking a can of Arizona, the way tea was meant to be enjoyed.

We have a coward in number 10 who appeases fascist DJT for a grubby trade deal

>>70531412
I think it's based on how long it burns for when you light it up

>>70531467
pretty much yes

>>70531477
You mean with more sugar than tea?

>>70531472
Thanks Paddy

>Uh oh Trump banned lobbying for his administration members
>How can we spin against him?
>I know. We'll invent a new word: SHADOW LOBBYING

qt traps welcome

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>>70531491
Want happened ? I thought you were based guys.

>>70531511
>yank flag
>yank politics
>british general
F O Y
O
Y

>>70531527
what?

this country's been shit for decades
tabloid newspapers just like a silly story to grab attention

>>70531530
I get this place confused with /cum/

>>70531527
there is no truth in Truth, this is the same the world over.

Lidl carvery roast beef dinners are superior than Tesco ones

REMEMBER

Thoughts on the airport protests

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https://www.instagram.com/jeee622/

>>70531567
don't care really

>>70531567
trump will not divide us

>>70531567
Have we started the fire?

feel asleep at 9:30pm. had a recurring dream that i was late for a doctors appointment, and that my brother won £55,000 on a scratchcard after i told him that only loser chavs buy scratchcards and i was super jealous.

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>>70531564
Stop lying, proxy cockhole, I know it you.

>>70531595
>we

>>70531567
he has united us

business idea: parrot alt-right opinions

>>70531615
>were

business idea: be a girl or a transwoman and have a youtube account where you spout out alt right shit

>>70531621
who is this "alt-right"?

anyone watching the tennis

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https://www.instagram.com/garin_ss/

>>70531610
not a proxy lad, if i was i would definitely be somewhere sunnier than the grim reality of the British sunday morning at this time of year.

>>70531654
that alt-right tranny really needs to work on his voice. he sounds like he's mocking women atm

>>70531674
leave my wifbando alone

Wanking again. x

>>70531674
link?

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Start taking zinc

>>70531670
i can't be the only one who genuinely finds those faces unattractive right?

>>70531670

they look deformed lmao

>>70531567
HEY HEY HO HO THESE RACIST COPS HAVE GOT TO GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jWO2D2PDI8

>>70531658
there wasnt a name available for people who were right wing but not traditional conservative, so the internet made up a word for it. much like the gender thing.

>Texas mosque burns to the ground overnight; Cause of fire unknown

leftist false flag

>>70531694
They're exploring the limits of humanity and you're gonna love it.

>>70531689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4kwxwf0wU

>>70531670
Are you czethros_mizu?

I feel genuinely bad for that person.

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https://www.instagram.com/miss_u0811/

is this kpop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnMbdh5IaE

>>70531713
Trump's America, or, dare I say, Reich

>>70531674
trannys are misogynistic by nature

>>70531741
How long until Social Action groups start bombing government offices like in the 70s?

Amazes me just how stupid the average 'chon poster is

how do I stop benefiting from systemic and institutional racism?

McDonald's is so much better now than it was 10 years ago

Fucking great burgers, coffee, and wraps now

>>70531781
blackface

had a bizarre dream that i attempted to assassinate hannah montanna's dad with a homemade radio guided missile

saw my reflection and it reminded me of the bogdanoffs

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https://www.instagram.com/kokoro_golf/

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>>70531798

that means you're gay mate

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*plays a tune*
Bogdananof

>>70531038
Me on right

>>70531790
Nice try Maccas shill

>>70531708
holy fuck these people are dumb
trying to lecture the police on what their legal responsibilities and authorities are

Sometimes I forget that Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana

>>70531726
A lot of balls on that tranny to assume she's more mentally sane than another tranny

listening to this thing called a podcast lads

>>70531836
bogdanoff, bogdanoff
the meme you won't forget
bogdanoff, bogdanoff,
he may call you yet

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

bogdanof is my shapoopie

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>McDonald's is so much better now than it was 10 years ago
>Fucking great burgers, coffee, and wraps now

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https://www.instagram.com/gaeungbebe/

Quite pleased with my 7 inch cock lads

I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed

Sleep or study

>>70531896
Solid find

#AllLivesMatter let the refugees in

https://youtu.be/XUDtoDAGVE8

Wtf I love trannies now

Non-stop sex documentary to continue committing Iioka Kanako in uncut rehearsal without a script, before the beauty milf pheromone drifting, actor believes the groin before the shooting begins Bing, the moment that wet pussy and by the power Maonani, the presence or absence Iwasa full erection is written one after another butyrate not. Also not given a total of 13 times gangbang time to rest. Finally, non-stop never-ending up to 140 minutes that you have never experienced so far it was to no longer stand in broken hips,

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>>70531929
Ofcourse it is you nonce, race queens > casual models.

>>70531905
you're still a tool mate

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https://www.instagram.com/dabin_jj_/

>>70531941
what is it with crowder being in drag

#BinTheBan

>>70531948
What did you just call me

stop posting asian sluts

Not sure what a race queen is but too embarrassed to ask

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

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>>70531896

What should I get from wagamamas today

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https://www.instagram.com/ahnsational17/

I didn't dindu nothin

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morning lads

work tomorrow

>one shot at life
>born in a first-world country

feels good

All the filth and degeneracy must be washed away from /brit/

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https://www.instagram.com/footmasterjosh/

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>>70532040

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Doing a think lads

Trump cares about his net worth than America's well being.

He has German ancestry.

He likes scapegoating easy-to-target groups.

Really doing a think

>>70532047
a golden shower to wash the dirt away

Just donated £79.69 (just $100!! lol) to the Texas Mosque fund

>>70532045
>one shot at life
>born ugly in a country where women get to decide their husbands

>>70532064
great leafpost

met a girl yesterday night

Should I get into Magic The gathering, lads

>>70532070
cuck

Masturbated while still drunk from last night and high.
Another world...

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https://www.instagram.com/leighfindom/

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Imagine being able to have a boner by simply pumping your ballbag

>>70532102
you will not divide me

https://www.instagram.com/yoona__lim/
https://www.instagram.com/hyunah_aa/

>>70532092
font

>>70531941
>everyone taking the 6'4 man in drag w/ facial hair at face value
I can't stop laughing, holy shit

dunno why sex is so overrated 2bh lads, its nice to share the experience with someone but thats the best part of it

>>70532124
me, i just look at attractive women

>>70532142
>being 13

Under agr twat

>>70532124
not too sure on the balloon they stick in your penis bone
and how do you deflate it?

Pay up you pathetic piggies

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https://www.instagram.com/justinjedlica/

>>70532116
why is it always mediocre looking white girls who do this?

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>>70530528
I very much dislike Wikipedia not using digraphs or typographic ligatures and not using macrons in Latin loanwords and its pages in Latin.

>>70531994
t. (((Emma Lazarus)))

IMG_1142 lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7QCnv0Qpfg&feature=youtu.be

ah yes american or canadian railways

>>70532116
are those cutting scars

maybe i was too drunk but it was the first girl in a while that was entertaining and had some sense of discussion

Wish I had a bisex bf at some point.
It would've been similar to how guys see themselves different from the girls they like.
Must be an interesting feeling.

>>70532193
A mealy mouthed reply

>>70532206
Looks more like burn marks probably burns herself with lit cigarettes

alright.
who the FUCK has been at my oats.

>Gabby Logan
HOW does she still have a job on t.v.?
Is it just the liberal beeb filling their quotum on the feminine sex?

>>70530597
I think that word is “ponce”.

>>70532159
You squeeze it for like 5 seconds and it deflates

making my world famous toast

cant even find her on facebook

>>70532239
sorry brother

>>70532223
belter of a post

>>70532219

>>>/lgbt/

>>70532240
shes a milf

ate some runt's oats

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https://www.instagram.com/rodrigoalvesuk/

munching a durrie

>>70532273
the missing bogadanoff

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>>70532116
>hey she looks alri-

New thread is up btw

>>70532239
it was life or death brother

>>70532257
I disagree, she does nowt for me.
All those puns on this morn's MotD were quite tiresome.

>>70532273
Thailad reccommended I go to Thailand for facial reconstruction since it's way cheaper than here but after seeing that i think I'll pass

>>70528869

>>70532273
I would care for a quick rundown on this guy

slept like 3 hours

>>70528869
>>70528869
>>70528869
>>70528869
>>70528869

I have a list of every friend who told me Hillary was just as bad as Trump and I read the list to myself every night like Arya Stark

say it loud
say it clear
refugees are welcome here

>>70532254
>flag
Hmmmmm.