A T H L E T I C edition
>>70528869
I'll bump this
some really good stuff in that czech gangbang series
gonna do a suicide
>>70532326
Careful now or you'll get addicted to porn
>>70532328
alri turtlenecklad haha
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You're now all imagining that I got some sick doubles and will congratulate me on it. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.
I got the bolt cutters from a carcass
what now
*likes this post*
whatever happened to Val Kilmer?
girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh
have no fucking idea why anglos call a turtle neck a turtleneck
here it's a rolled collar, because its a rolled collar
for those struggling with porn addiction you can overcome it
https://youtu.be/Ii9WRSmlUn0
trudeau
>>70532381
hehehe yeah hehe
>>70532385
inshallaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhmiddullah
>>70532388
Dire post
>>70532385
mental addictions are not real addictions
the west needs more trudeaus in power k
>>70532385
I love porn though
hmm these nachos are a little too spicy for my liking
>>70532383
It's called a polo neck in Britain
Off to take a shower
Come join me ;)
UGUU BEAVIS-SAMA AM I KAWAII
my new toys have arrived lads x
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff* AAAAARRGHHH
yes
the scent of a yank
>>70532383
i think turtle neck is just the yank name and its called a polo neck
https://www.instagram.com/xolovelyayana/
Can't really imagine what it'd be like to actually have a gf desu
>>70532426
*tips skimmed milk*
did 5mg of valium at college recently and all it did was reduce my gad symptoms 2bh
im on xans i dont wanna dance
>>70532444
hang on you look a little young to be posting on this Adults Only imageboard
>>70532448
pictures are haram
>>70532441
Lewd. x
>>70532347
turtleneck isn't suicidal
>>70532431
Direr post
(((>>70532432)))
This man is trying to lead you down the path of wickedness!
https://www.instagram.com/yaana.lee/
>it's a "the gf looks through your computer files and finds your old crossdressing pictures from 10 years ago" episode
oh dear
>>70532444
wish i could be happy one day
>>70532444
why do all the hardware companies have terrible taste in design?
>>70532481
how not?
he looks like he's gonna pull the next port arthur
>>70532505
>t. future ribena
>>70532460
Pretty shit ngl, every fucking girl ever does unecessary shit for attention (even when they're already getting it.)
>its a no gf episode
can't imagine an attractive girl enjoying my company
can't even remember what i was doing 10 years ago
was probably drunk
>>70532505
dump her
she clearly doesn't respect your privacy
that said, you're a disgusting autogynephile
>>70532524
It's literally in their DNA to attract as much attention as possibly so that they can secure the best genes to mate with
>>70532531
same as all your other episodes isn't it
figure you'd be used to it by now
>>70532524
Sucking jamals dick isn't craving attention, it's just because your TWD(tiny white dick) doesn't satsify her
>>70532332
Merkelsjongens zijn NIET WELKOM hier.
>>70532548
>autogynephile
that's not a real thing
>>70532543
i was 13 so probably wanking and playing fifa
>>70532560
Cuck
The terrorist DID win and they are in the White House
>>70532556
Try not to an hero bruce
>>70532550
Yeah but when you're in a stable relationship and they instantaneously flip all of their emotions so they can be chased by you, it's a bit of a piss-take tbqh
>>70532460
Moments of bliss where youre content at the fact you have someone who loves you.
Then moments of anger and doubt when ypu realise women are petty and fickle and feel entitled
>>70532446
Ah yes that familiar smell, British women just can't get enough of it!
>>70532380
time was not kind to him
>>70532460
it's wonderful
most of the time...
>>70532431
>the west needs more trudeaus
no, ARABIA needs more Trudeaus in power (save for Syria and Lebanon).
>>70532603
Not too stable a relationship if she's pulling that shite mate
Tfw when I spoke this post rather than wrote it
>>70532569
yes it is
the only people opposed to it are trannys since they experience it but feel it detracts from their desire to be """women""" since they know it to be real
cognitive dissonance n dat
>>70532634 it feels as though I'm living in the future
mannn the girl yesterday was sure something
need to find her
>>70532641
I didn't crossdress for sexual reasons though
I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender
grew out of it though
>>70532633
Was during the time before every dopey lass did that shite to me lmao
>>70532611
He's got that puffy alcoholic face
Probably been putting away a fifth a day of the good stuff
>>70532664
so why did you crossdress then
Who is your favourite stand-up comedian?
Who is your favourite stand-up comedienne?
just let everyone in ffs what's the problem
>>70532682
no one stand up comedy is shit
no one stand up comedy is shit
what's the psychological impact of having sex with 1000 strangers for money
>>70532682
Louis CK
Samantha Bee
>>70532641
Yeah definitely is a thing
All that boi pucci im a twink wearing girl clothes fuk me daddy shit is autogynephilia. And especially then going onto live a regular male life
Trannies oppose it. Even though its clearly a thing, which i imagine a fair few dabbled before becoming fullyfledged trannis
>>70532674
absolute state of him
>>70532682
Stewart Lee or Sam Hyde
None, women aren't funny
*lifts up my leg*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTFFFPPP*
ahh
*wafts it over to you*
>>70532594
Would never -- it's illegal.
>>70532693
i dont think prostitution is that particular
in fact its quite mundane
>>70532681
>so why did you crossdress then
:
>I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender
>>70532693
Women aren't deep enough to experience mental trauma or existential crises
some blokes like dressing up as woman
stop kink shamong
>>70532682
The gf used to make me laugh
>>70532719
no it isn't
>>70532682
>comedienne
no such thing
you have male comedians and female comedians
just like how you have male actors or female actors
>>70532708
Looks like your typical fat middle aged slob
To think he was once a sex symbol ahaha
got a 17 year old hitting on me on the ol normiebook
i'm 22, should i tell her to fuck off?
https://www.dhs.gov/news/2017/01/29/department-homeland-security-response-recent-litigation#
Muslims eternally btfo lads
time for great shittain to do the same
>>70532737
feel and a half tbhh
>>70532767
send her my way
also post pics
Barely feel my willy when its inside vag. Especially if i fuck deep. I only feel it on lobg strokes in and out
>female comedians
>>70532750
The correct nomenclature for a female actor is "actress"
>>70532727
ya but why you thick cunt
>>70532708
JUST
>>70532746
Yes it is. They just can't punish you for it.
ahhhh yes hangover wanks
>>70532767
17 is legal in straya no?
make her a fwb
>>70532811
no it isn't
>>70532790
not much longer m8. you wouldnt call a female doctor a doctress or lawyer a lawyeress
>t. numale from the future
>>70532790
no it isn't
"actress" is just a made up word so that women could have their own awards at acting award ceremonies because they couldn't compete with the men
>>70532812
you even bother cleaning yourself up?
>>70532821
Yes it is.
got 18 lmao
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
>>70532820
if he's in qld he can't put it in her bumhole until she's 18
>>70532830
Or is it that men couldn't compete with the women?
Hmm...
>>70532833
i have tissues
>>70531677
Just got back, thanks for saving my thread lad xx
>>70532837
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_legislation#Oceania
>>70532851
women don't have bumholes
Yo
Wake up
Get a job
Shit your pants
End your life
Move house
Kill a pig
Stab a dog
Mend your mind
Chase a dream
Make some cream
Fuck a tramp
Jump a ramp
Make a steak
Wake and bake
Blend a rap
Get a grand in debt on crack
Get a slap
Have a tea
Get down on your fucking knees
Fuck the police
Rape a rubber duck and leave
Walk away
Talk to Frank
Walk the plank
Buy a coat
Slice your throat
Get a driving license quote
Live your thoughts
Jigs and saws
Sprinkle bits of piss and board
Close your mouth
Open it
No regrets
Close your legs
Stroke a dog
Feed the puss
Eat your dins
Do the dirt
Keep it fake
Ring your mum
Speak to me
Burn a bridge
Eat your cake
Play the game
Bend the rules
Grab it by the head and balls
Ride a bike
Kill a fish
Make a soup
Hoover up
Meet the king
Touch the queen
Say a line
Save the graf
Paint your face
Fry an egg
Work it out
Wave goodbye
why do white men fear the black woman?
>>70532837
no it isn't
>>70532798
because I felt like it?
hmm
I suppose womens clothing/fashion is also a bit more interesting than mens
there's something very satisfying about putting together a good looking outfit with a good colour scheme and stuff
perhaps I've missed my calling as a fashion designer...
>>70532848
17.3
>>70532848
twink
>>70532780
Same. Kinda. It's just more or less pain
>>70532886
ya...
textbook agp
freak
>>70532886
Post pics of u as a trap then m8
>>70532780
whoever you've been fucking has a loose vagina
>>70532780
>>70532900
ah yes the ol' 'eath 'ip
feel real bad for one my uncles desu he's in his 50s childless no wife no gf
when does planet earth ii come out on 4k blu ray
>>70532920
no it fucking isn't you imbecile
autogynephilia is a sexual fetish
what I was doing was not a sexual fetish
enjoying a bowl of mixed cereal with some chocolate lads hahaha
Donald Trump's Executive order results in Two Syrian Christian Families deported from Philadelphia in the USA back to the Middle East
>>70532957
Good
>>70532866
You are very welcome my pal!
Having an amazing life lads, moved to Sydney from the US
In my 50s and can do literally whatever I want, no gf or dependents to hold me back
>>70532943
would/will off myself at that stage
>>70532885
Yes it is.
>>70532957
lmao shitskins btfo
>>70532943
>tfw you will be that uncle to someone some day
>>70532968
>my 50s and can do literally whatever I want, no gf or dependents to hold me back
Evolutionary failure.
>>70532951
>there's something very satisfying about putting together a good looking outfit with a good colour scheme and stuff
can be done with a mens outfit
doing it with a womens outfit is simply agp
>>70532928
i only wank like 3 times a month, surely not?
>your only purpose on earth is to reproduce, it's literally in your genes!
yeeee hawwww big daddy trump reverting what o-bum-a did YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW god bless
>>70532990
>buys 5 flip wives
>impregnates all of them 3 times
Who is the evolutionary failure now? Hope this post made you think, if you want more of my posts please just like and subscribe and make sure to press the bell icon so you get notifications!
>>70532943
this is normal
some males are simply not meant to reproduce
>>70532923
ah no
I don't think the unpaid custodian would appreciate me posting those here
>>70532928
don't know what this means
>>70532928
Wat
>>70532925
I was her second.
I thought it was bcuz of the vag being lubricated
thought this whole time b meant best friend ffs lads when i say i need a brit bf i mean i want a best friendo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
does death grip sydnrome have anything to do with the speed you wank at?
I don't grip very hard but I pump very fast and I dunno if this would give me the same problem
>>70533028
Imgur them bro
>>70533030
>>70533032
the old death grip
>>70533002
I remember when I had the ol' death grip and had sex with a girl and there's literally no sensation or feeling
*picks up the FT*
*leafs through*
ah yes... the asian markets.. hmmm
>>70533053
It probably could here's a resource to help
http://www.curedeathgrip.com
wanna kill myself
Sunday morn's trance, luds:
https://www.discogs.com/Various-Room-At-The-Top-AudioV21999/release/98943
(sorry, 'tis not on JewTube.)
>>70533062
As the lad said, there's a lot of feeling when I go slow in-out but hard fucking is either devoid of feeling or painful. And the latter only stems from foreskin being pulled back too far.
I deffo don't have death grip though, I rarely wank and when I do I barely grip
>>70533042
haha don't worry mate I'll be your best friend, but you have to be good friends with MY friend too
*gestures towards my penis*
found out me mate used to nut on his carpet and now his mum sleeps in that room lmao
want to live in spain after germany
>>70533156
Spain is fucking dire
>>70532990
>Evolutionary failure.
t. Richard Dawkins.
Scotland is part of the U.K. so why do they moan that they are ignored about brexit? They are just one part of the U.K. that voted remain just like loads of other parts voted brexit.
If I sit in a particular position on my bed, I get a horrible pain in my head
do not think this is good at all
Fash Hop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g
>>70533161
nah it's peng
Howling and Bremoaners wanting a referendum on every different section of brexit
>use one pillow
>head is too low
>use two pillows
>head is too high
ah yes very good
The objectively-best place to wank when alone is in a (dry) shower or a bath
Easy clean, no trace and you can come wherever you damn well please
>fash hop
honestly didn't think the US president had that much power but it looks like he actually does
>>70533204
cut a pillow in half lad
>>70533212
Why not directly in toilet as well then?
>>70533204
I use no pillows and lie on my back
>>70533240
yaaas queen slaaaaaaaaaaay
>>70533234
That's an alternate one, but I think it's less comfy because you have the stress of aiming and cleaning isn't as instant
FUCK i just cant find the girl i necked yesterday
miss her
>CUTE INTERNET GIRL CAN'T STOP PUKING ON COCK
How do i fix death grip?
Nofap?
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTpHNMdOZU
is america finally "fuck off we're full" now?
Basic income?
Not a fan, me
doing a listen
https://soundcloud.com/svntysvn/ginseng-sample-challenge
>>70533240
ah yes, whataboutism, a tu quoque or appeal to hypocrisy if you will
>>70533212
best place is somewhere out in the open if you can
>>70533175
everybody knows ScotTwats will and do use any excuse to separate themselves from the (Great British) Union, hmm
>Scottish """Nationalists"""
>wanting to remain IN the European Union
yeah, nowise contradictory is that (!)
>>70533266
it cant be applied to countries with such a huge pop like uk or france
>>70533258
fleshlight
basic income is stupid
>>70533240
Not sure if that is true though
want to stab tim lovejoy in the eye
>>70533285
Too risky, even if you think it's safe
>>70533240
looks like Trump is already dividing them
federers backhands are UNREAL today
>>70533340
Ray Parlour, why?
Immigrants and refugees are more American than Americans. Let them in!
>>70533311
fuck u statist billionaire bootlicker
how is anyone supposed to survive without basic income when the robots take all the jobs?
they say crack kills nigga my crack sells
i sent a bomb to a computer expert
a catalog of destruction
squareheaded nonces on fb feed. ah yes, the joys of being a pseudo normie
Ah yes basic income provided by the state let's give more power to the state and keep people dependent on the state
>>70533286
the scots don't deserve any union 2bh
>4 weeks ESA
right after christmas too
I'm such a bum
>>70533400
who will build the roads
>>70533392
robots don't take any jobs
humans aren't horses
fuck off
Oh, hmm
Ah well seems to be for the best
>we need to tax the rich more so we can distribute money better
Ah yes stealing money from someone and giving it to someone else is ok if they're rich.
Also, since when was money some existential entity that...just exists? All the money that the rich have was created. It's not like there's a pool of money somewhere that the rich hoovered up and hoard themselves
>>70533441
they already are taking jobs dumbass
all polynesian people originally descend from taiwan
>>70533454
>scots taking over
ahh yes just like in real life
>we need smaller state but increased border controls
hmm yes libertarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3YK8atYj9A
>when your daughter gets ANGLO'd
>It's not like there's a pool of money somewhere that the rich hoovered up and hoard themselves
yes there is
it's called land and they did hoover it up
>>70533477
interesting
Love work they give me free money just for sitting in an office doing simple tasks
>I want basic income but I'm against tightening borders
>>70533466
leftists cannot grasp the concept that wealth can be created
finished treating the ol' crabs
think the bastards are done in properly now but I'm washing all my clothes to make sure
>how dare a sovereign nation does something i disagree with!
wew lefties are really going into overdrive about Trump. i swear they're the fascists here.
>>70533505
land isn't the only place wealth comes from
>>70533546
*prints money*
*eases quantitatively*
>>70533469
no they aren't
jobs go obsolete because we become more efficient
that is a GOOD thing
>>70533582
it's not going to look so good when you have a teeming mass of unemployed people
>>70533558
Wish Sadiq Khan would fuck off and wish people would stop giving him so much screen time. We don't need to hear his opinion on everything. Needs to stop butting in on actual politics.
I reckon id rather be in the vr world than the real one.
>>70533601
you don't though
in fact the opposite is happening
>>70533466
Their wealth was created by the working class
>>70533558
Sorry but the uk intervenes in the affairs of a fuckload of sovereign nations
5 showers over 4 and a half months
Thought I was doing better
>>70533563
no, of course not
the majority of wealth in existence today was created but that's not the point. the runt said there was no pool of wealth that got hoovered up and that is just wrong. in addition, that pool of wealth in the form of land is what enabled the landowners to further grow their wealth and impeded the poorer section of society from enriching themselves.
the vikings created wealth by 'visiting' england
>>70533558
>S-s-stop disagreeing with God-emperor Trump!!!!
>>70533633
The wealth was created by someone buying their products. The workers just made the product, not the wealth
>>70533640
and? who says I agree with that? stop inferring things that dont exist, idiot.
>>70533650
smelly twat
>Should today's generation make amends for slavery?
Ah yes BBC One
how can whitey EVER compete?
Colonialism was equally good as it was bad
>>70533666
>Not caring about things that happen in other places
Prime marker of a little englander runt thicko
>>70533661
And who bought the product.... Oh yes the workers...
Edit: Idea I just had: A late show (Colbert?) should cold open Monday with a chorus of immigrants singing the National Anthem.
>>70533709
if you say so.
>>70533706
Ah yes, a bunch of wealthy aristocrats getting rich of slavery and genocide was definitely a good thing.
>>70533661
wealth is created when we buy stuff? that doesn't seem right
>>70533725
Being constrained by national borders mentally is to be fairly spooked
The world is irreverdibly globalised.
I hate sundays
>>70532943
me in 30 years
>>70533706
Colonialism was a net benefit for everyone involved.
>>70533765
Sunday, bloody Sunday!
>>70533733
B-but we taught them to read and built roads.
>>70533770
you'll be dead before you're 50
>>70533770
Still on holidays from school kiddo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQ2GGrlkjY&feature=youtu.be
hmmm
>>70533772
what about the slaves
got called milk toast in holland and barrett
Surely tax should be the same percentage for everyone? That's what a percentage means. Literally cannot be unfair.
>Colonialism was a net benefit for everyone involved.
>>70533789
20s + 30 = 50s
>>70533786
god i hope so
>>70533805
actually had douche chills run all the way down my spine at that video
it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches
it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
>>70533827
nah
Thoughts?
>>70533823
>holland and barrett
ah yes hello sir rothermere steinberg III
>>70533811
you think slaves were a historical anomaly contained to the 18th/19th century?
>>70533834
Everyone as is in the countries, not the people individually
>>70533827
>>70533827
Taking away 35% of a billionaires income affects their life to 35% of the income of someone on minwage
>>70533847
yo she blick
>>70533847
one less for me to contend with
>>70533847
jelly of him ngl
>>70533827
yeah, a tax on wealth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAh78K_hqVU
Shit's enough to give you chills
>>70533860
Noted Scotsman
I couldn't see Sam Hyde anywhere in that stream
>>70533860
Why though?
He doesn't address that
>>70533847
the black lady isn't very attractive and her nose looks silly
>sam hyde in google
>height: 5'7
lmao
>>70533858
The only people who benefited were the wealthy upper class ruling Britain. People like noted genocidal psychopaths, Cecil Rhodes and Winston Churchill.
business idea: no more taxes at all privatize everything
>>sam hyde in google
>>height: 5'7
>lmao
don't care
>>70533681
they must be talking about the arab slave trade which was the longest running and most brutal slave trade
ah yes
the bankers and their so called "bonuses"
>>70533919
t. little person
>>70533920
Uh you can't say that
Government are now forcing companies that hire over 250 people to address the pay gap ON AVERAGE between men and women
So they're admitting that for the same job the pay is equal but they're ignoring that. So to fix an average gap you have to pay some people more than others to fix the average.
What the fuck
we should have 100% tax
>>70533925
you saying little people don't care about height?
baffling
>>70533888
he decided to not go
Fun fact: the word "Slave" comes from "Slav" as many ruthenians would be captured by cossacks and other steppe tribesmen and be sold to the rest of europe
>That'll be 70p for the Mars bar. Wait what? You earn more than x amount? £1.30 actually
Sure seems to make sense
>>70533919
Is this true? Seemed much taller to me.
Income tax is theft and illegal
>>70533920
The Arab slave trade was not more brutal than the European one
>>70533919
>>70533960
Sam Hyde is something like 6'4, he's giant
>>70533944
"Good idea!" -tax havens
>most of the wealth we have today is due to slavery
The fuck are these people smoking?
>NEETs with no income arguing about income tax
strange
>>70533944
Women are a tax net negative in the long run #deletewomen #malelovereignsfree
>>70533966
Not him but it was more brutal
do girls like it when you poo in their fanny?
>>70533969
he's 6'5
>>70533409
I want to be fair here, they're not all like that, merely the ones in The One True Party.
Even some of the shittiest towns in Britain have one or two really lovely and affluent looking buildings. How do we get back to that wealth?
only like the wealthiest 2% of the US had slaves
>>70533995
prefer not to say
>>70534020
Go back to 1890, all the buildings looked lovely
>>70534020
by earning money
Just remembered Scotland ACTUALLY had the chance to leave the UK and fucked it up
>>70534020
it's not wealth mate it's the architects
we could be building plenty of beautiful neoclassical architecture but the truth is nobody is designing it any more
we just get disgusting post-modernist trash
>>70534020
get a good job and save!!!!
>>70534044
This looks like shit and is impractical
>>70533991
don't you know?
all wealth stopped being produced in the 19th century
Nobody has ever made any wealth since then.
>>70533847
the most patrician combination