/brit/

FOY

getting involved

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lads why is the DailyMail trash?

just told the runts on guitar general i think jazz is gay. wonder how they'll react

>>70482094
Theresa wants his BYC, I reckon

doing a post

>>70482094
british girls salivate over big yank cock in my experience

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felt genuinely emotional when she saved this lift from this seemingly hopeless position and won bronze

>not a single brit ITT including myself

>>70482167
where are they all?

>>70482165
Is it even a legal lift since her arse touched the ground?

>>70482167
'sheed

>>70482185
where yanks aren't

>>70482165
Crikey she's got some strong ankles

>>70482185
It's Friday night la' they're all out and about

/brit/ is a normie general

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Unfortunately, time waits for no lad

One more

https://en.lichess.org/Dw6OwtVn

want to bury my face in a satin pillow with my mouth full of chocolate and something lovely happening to my lower half

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Tell me about Theresa May. Does she support Breggsit? Is she a good PM? She seemed fine in today's press conference.

https://en.lichess.org/L5oB0z2HhD2l
im shite at chess

might get the old todger out for the lads

how much tension do you carry in the muscles on your head? your face/jaw/front neck/back neck/etc.


ive been trying to relax my jaw/face muscles because i noticed i have tension in them 24/7

>>70482191
In the rules it says only the feet can touch the platform so shouldn't be desu

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>>70482050
>3/10 facial aesthetics womyn with decent body can get beta orbiters to provide her indefinitely
wish i was born one

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/brit/ gf 2017

>>70482254
Yeah we're leaving the EU

(((((((he))))) is here

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>70482191

technically should have been failed yes
don't know how the jury didn't spot it on the replays

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'pressions kicking in

verrrrrrrrry nice

watching mulan (isl tal)

>>70482289

poor girl

too bad she's rapidly decaying in a hole in the ground

>>70482165
>female olympians

christ that's baby weight

feel different today, in a good way

>>70482318
alri

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actual thread

>>70482091
>>70482091
>>70482091
>>70482091

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>>70482419

you would probably fall on your face snatching a broomstrick mate

>>70482419
yes mr fedora we all know that women are not as strong as men but that woman competes in the -48kg class that's less than half your weight

>>70482470

endorsing this thread

>>70482423
happy for you
felt different today in a bad way

>>70482470
janny will not be pleased

>>70482470
JANNY

>>70482501
it clearly says there 81kg

>thread wars

so fucking stupid. just pure autism

flatmate is chundering a shitload outside my door

lmfao

fucking eedight

>>70482533

well what's your snatch PB?

>>70482536
3 at the same time no less

and all dead and barren

>>70482533
That's how much she's lifting you fucking mong

>>70482514
>>70482525
>>70482536
F O Y

>>70482536
If you're a yank, you're a wank, fuck off.

>>70482568
did you dump her?

god this is literally unusable

>yank threads too autistic
>late real threads inactive

might stream again

>>70482569
my snatch is pink as a porker ;)

THRASHED

>>70482574
There's 6 in the catalogue right now

Janny is desperately needed

>>70482240
>>70482240
i'll smash u anytime

just chundered outside my flatmate's door

if you respond to JFs you're literally half the problem

browsing airbnb

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just gonna post some rio webms

>>70482649
autism

bed for me, night

JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM

wonder where hotpockets is

last 2 nights the leafs have been spamming VERY lewd images, the janny would not like that. but he was nowhere.

now the thread wars, janny.... still gone.

if you're reading this hotpockets, we need you. NOW is your time.

>>70482672
sleep tight doggo

>>70482672
Nighto laddybuoy.

>>70482050
>>70480722
>>70476492
>>70477706
>>70480046
>>70482091

interesting. janny be praised

>yanks ruin threads with autismo fit in gimmicks
>/brit/s make their own threads
>ruin those two
>wonder why there's 6 threads at once

makes me think about what might be the cause

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could be the GOAT lift

think i need to quit 4chan

>>70482748
why are they all so short

>>70482748
What a manlet lmao

>>70482798
hmmm yes lanklets should get into weightlifting, that'll work well

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>>70482748
Got any of /Our guy/

hello? where is everbody

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Post your 'ders lads

>>70482832
hello~

>>70482832
having autism fits over which thread to use

>>70482832
they've disguised a /brit/ thread so us yanks can't post

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>Beer? Whiskey? No sir, I drink cider cuz im a little bitch!

>>70482832
hi

>>70482832
sup slut

>>70482889
are you the midget or the gay lad?

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>>70482843

want to check on the old ex but I dont have the old 'book

its been 4 months will she have a new bf?

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>>70482817
>be lanklet
>go to the battle of Ypres
>get shot

>be lanklet
>try Olympic weightlifting
>die

>>70482889
>>70482872
>>70482850
>>70482863
>>70482898

Hiya! How are you?

>>70482900
bi lad

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>>70482928
I like birtan do you like birtan

>>70482928
I'm alri lad and you?

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>>70482798

leverages and power to weight ratio, in the smaller weightclasses at least, make short guys the most efficient

105kg class are all around 6ft
105+ guys are usually 6'3-6'6" like are behdad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behdad_Salimi

the GOATest was 4'11 though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k

>>70482946
it's ok

>>70482951
I'm swell

Lads haven't been on /sp/ in a while, what's this skeeeup meme?

do you guys think trump had sex with theresa may at least a few times today?

>>70482903
How is it?

>>70482933
you've never even touched a woman in your life you bent twat, stop lying

>>70482928
hiya lad i am ok thanks

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>one of my yank egfs says shes in love with me
>go along with it, but at a distance
>she has a lad in her twitter bio
>confront her about it
>tells me she's had an abusive boyfriend for the last two months

bloody hell lads, yank birds are something else

>>70482961
BURGERED

>>70482964
very sweet but quite nice

>>70482909
if she doesn't it's cause she had another and broke up with him already and is now just shagging fwbs while she waits for the "right" lad to come around

>>70482971
uhm
ok

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>hayden

CREASING

>there are lonely girls on /soc/ just gagging for some chon dick

well? why aren't you the right now?

>>70483021
>"girls"

why are there more americans than british posters in /brit/?

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>>70482978

mental this

told her she's a bad person

she can't seem to get around the idea that you can't be in love with someone and have a boyfriend

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>>70482986
jolly good to know

>>70483032
>le secret mens club xDD

>hayden

>>70483038
>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of british culture and customs

>>70482982
Cool

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>>70483047
>girls use 4chan

howling

OUTSTANDING lift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOWcrqOSevs

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>beter dan

>he thinks girls use 4chan
yeah i remember when i was a virgin too

>>70483044
i have my ex's 'book login info

contemplating going on there desu

>for honor (see: chivalry clone with witcher targeting system) is 60$ (SIXTY AMERICAN DOLLARS)

Ah yes, let me break out the ol' 'ard and purchase this.

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>>70483042

can't tell if i've been cucking this bloke or i've been cucked

>some poor lad has been paying $1000s over the course of 2 months to see some bird who sends nudes to another lad

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Post em lads

>>70483042
Every Yank girl I've spoken to online has had serious issues.

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>>70483119
>yank """banter"""

>>70483117
did you tell her to fuck off

Gandalf died?

>he's never been to new york

imagine being called hayden

the state

>>70483119
ebin banter desu

>>70483117
second for this >>70483136

"ex" started sending me nudes when she still had a bf

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ah yes

>>70483175
>eastern europe is in the commonwealth
>england isn't

>>70483119
this match was stil salvagable even after the first message but calling her fat thing was the final nail in the coffin 2bh

i really want an english gf

>>70483204
trade for yank gf

vaping 12mg rn

>>70483195
I thought the commonwealth was just lithuania and boland?

>>70483195
uhhh racist and sexist much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19bBGxf5k6k

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>>70483142

yes lad, said she's a bad person and a whore

pic related

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>>70483222
done x

i hate cunts

videogames bore me now

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>>70483204

same

>>70483261
play the witcher 3

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>giving these VRW the light of day

>>70483261
4chan is beginning to bore me and posting here is literally all i do

>>70483161
anyone else feel that if a girl is trashy enough to unironically send you nudes in the initial flirting stages that she has something missing in her personality? like shes trying to overcompensate for a lack of some element of her humanity *takes drag of a cigarette* its fine after you've already seen each other naked and you're just messing around on your phone but man the girls who pull that card early seem weird to me. *takes a swig of his drink* flirtings like a card game and you should only pull out your trump card at the appropriate time... its like the girl is using her king as a pawn.... backwards.....

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>>70483247

genuinely only really interested in birds that don't want me back

she was basically invisible before she had a bf/i made her unavailable

>>70483247
very good lad
howd she respond
>>70483250
when can I expect her in the post then

>>70483273
this game was fucking boring. did all that shit up until that restaurant scene and it wasn't entertaining in the slightest.

watched this at least 20 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dfmu_-wgQ

>>70483141
the 2nd two parts were funny tbf. if any of you posted that we'd have 20 panel show reaction images.

>>70483296
it took me a couple of times to get into it but I've been playing it for weeks straight now. give it another chance senpai

>>70483282
enjoyed your actionposting

she was a boring cunt as well, had daddy issues and was a complete fucking mess as well. shes getting fat now aha stupid cunt.

>You're allowed to carry a firearm, as long as nobody can see it
wat
it's not your todger

>>70483273
I have over 200 hours on it

some girls just can't help but flirt all the time it's literally the only way they know to interact with people

>>70483267
is that marilyn manson???????

>>70483323
Wanna see my todger?

was speaking to my pal earlier about his year in australia and then he travelled around SEA for a few months

think I need to do the same myself, I'm 21, didn't go to uni and work a depressing admin job for 16k a year

I can't go on like this for much longer, this can't be what life is like

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>>70483281
feel like at my age I'm supposed to be out drinking and meeting people and going to parties and things...

seeing my oneitis tomorrow lads

should i have a wank?

>>70483339
yeah but they dont flirt with creepy weird guys who are afraid to talk to them


so they flirt with everyone but weird guys... fucking cunts... would murder em all with the press of a button if i could.......

>>70483367
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

need a sleazy whore gf

my older sister just told me that im "growing up to be a horrible man" because i didnt want to lend her my mouse that i was using

jesus christ shes so fucking manipulative

what do you think of mates that never text you to hangout unless you text them.

well actually, they text me at about 10pm when they've already been drinking for a few hours and tell me to come over.

They are like my secondary friend group, so maybe they know that.

>>70483390
not really your mates then are they

>>70483375
you'll need a foreskin for that

>>70483380
last mariokart I played was on the gamecube

>>70483367
my mum told me to get a job so i could meet "social contacts"

told her i haven't had a friend since 2009 and that it didn't bother me

>>70483377
second for this, some broken "e-gf" i was seeing was like that. some 40 year old guy added her and was asking for nudes and she had no clue what to do. dumb cunt had 2 modes, whore and window-licker.

>>70483385
shes obviously over reacting but honestly shes probably right

most canadian men are horrible men and im sure you're one of them

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eating a meal lads

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>>70483291

i messaged her saying to explain herself, and if she loved him she sent: >>70483042


said she doesnt deserve me, is a horrible person and then left on her read (this is the course of a few hours) >>70482978

one of the last things she said, said again she doesnt deserve me, and he's the best she's going to get >>70483117

i then said something along the lines off "don't try and pin this on us not being a match, this is all your fault" and got this

shan't be messaging her again

>>70483377
alri Elliot haha

>>70483410
It's cool
Everyone is shit when they're high

Growing increasingly bitter with life

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hello

>>70483423
>window-licker
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

>>70483440
a succulent chinese meal?

>>70483442
nice one, hayden.

>>70483458
STDs inbound

>>70483442
HAHAHAHA
vapid roastie whores blown the fuck OUT
good work

>>70483434
t. complexed about the 55%

christ alive lads, hayden seems like a turbo-runt.

telling a girl over the internet "i love you, WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER"

John Hurt died

you are literal rats.

>>70483487
DO NOT use my gimmick in this manner again. the formatting is what makes it effective.

delete this post mate.

reckon knockers are god's greatest gift to mankind

Last fwb ruined my sexual confidence. We hooked up a few times and the last time she asked me if I've only had sex a couple times before.

She was drunk so thought it was appropriate to be blunt. I asked her why and she told me I wasnt very good at the penetration part, only good at foreplay.

We tried to hookup two more times after that and I couldnt even get hard for her. Didnt know it was that mentally dependent

>>70483516
did it hurt? haha

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my life is one vast attempt at normieism

Been catfishing this absolute weapon called Hayden over in the U.K. hahaha

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>>70483523
Indeed

>>70483487


don't really like being emotive or romantic to non-irl girls but decided i should since i probably won't ever message her again

>>70483497

if you saw her babbalons you'd do the same pal, simply stunning pair on her.

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Hayden posters OUT

Tinder posters IN

>>70483540
top lad

Spent all night watching BBC4 docs. Almost worthwhile.

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>download tinder
>don't have any photos for it

>>70483559
pretty rude man.

i guess im not a virgin so i dont get the woman hate thing, but why would you straight up tell a girl in front of her friends that shes the only one not fuckable?

>>70483578
Don't bother lad

Tinder is just a miserable experience if you're not somewhat physically attractive.

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'fina

>>70483559
does that person not know how to spell "mother"?

>>70483574
*Spent all night being indoctrinated by cultural Marxist propaganda

Ftfy

>>70483442

i don't care

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was she even cute enough to miss lads?

just a reminder

>she WAS not my gf or even main egf
>literally just a vessel for daily attention
>some poor autismo in the U.S is spending/spent $1000s every month see a bird who sent me nudes almost every two days for a year and a half

>>70483597
I'm REALLY ugly but my latest match is a qt

thailad have you ate any insects?

how do they taste

>>70483614
Actually it was about the history of British weaponry

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485487934783.webm

did a painting

>>70483635

PISS OFF GODDAMN FUCKING NORMIE SCUM

>>70483645
It's someone having you on.

Going to stay up for the whole weekend
wish me luch

post a picture outside your window right now

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a woman in a skirt is much more attractive than one in yoga pants

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also whether you live down the road or literal 5k miles away, almost all interactions in modern relationships happen on the internet/apps

my first real gf and i literally talked almost exclusively by text and saw each other on the weekends/occasionally after college

>>70483672
It's not I gotten several qts

>>70483442
are you guys like


14 year olds

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>>70483593
I hate everyone anon

My bio says "2'9 and gonna make u mine" but all they see is my abs so I bully them

New Peng lads

https://youtu.be/yJjK9QY2WuE

Monitor's on the way out lads

When I switch my PC on I have to switch the monitor off and on a bunch of times and hope it works

Bit concerned really

>>70483635
what is this sociopathic shit keeping women on leashes? god you people are scum

three way runt fest

>>70483716
>nose ring

disgusting.

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Anyone go to see trainspotting tonight ??

>>70483727
bloody lebs

any of you lads gooning rn?

>>70483716
dont do it plz. my sister isnt attractive and i accidentaly logged on to her FB once and saw a guy say he was drunk and message her calling her an ugly cow in her private message.

>>70483559
jesus christ thats hilarious you muthahfuckah


>>70483607
sounds like she types with a jersey accent you fahckin clown

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>>70483759
were a mistake

>>70483756
I thought it's out in March?

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sociopath here ama

>>70483779
wtf they have sharia law in australai?!?!?!

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>>70483743

>he doesn't have a large circle of beta orbiters at varying length for attention and love

meowing at the state of you

>>70483710

it's proper cringe, i didn't even mean to include my reply to her, it is a bird i've spoken to for like years though, not some random slag off tinder.

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this how i feel about the boys in brit!
smdh

>just got back in
>gf goes upstairs to bed
>say ill be up in 15
>get into bed
>she is asleep and is SNORING
ffs

>>70483695
tfw no qt gf who knows how to dress well

>>70483797
are you a sociopath?

>>70483786
Only in america, been out in the UK for a bit already

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>>70483732
just buy a new one like lmao??

>>70483811
stop posting. no one gives a shit and these types of posts are terrible.

>>70483799
ye bloody lebs

>>70483716
>"2'9 and gonna make u mine"

thats a really good line 2bh

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>>70483799
Just like in England :^)

>>70483823
yes

>>70483801
yeah man cool bet youre the biggest badman at college

need to have sex with a girl
willy is gagging for it

>>70483852
There are no sharia law zones in the UK

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>>70483804

>>70483521
piss off I do what I like
>>70483635
norman

>>70483811
D-desklad..?

>>70483828
Wtf I hate Danny Boyle now

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she's got quite a strange face, one minute she's really beautiful then the next she looks like a 5/10 spic.

Makes me ponder

>>70483858

the canadian is the beta-male of the thread, shocking that.

>>70483797

your opinion on the teleological suspension of the ethical

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>>70483852
And America :^)

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>>70483875
except the entirety of londonistan, rotheram, rochdale and Scotland

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>your opinion on the teleological suspension of the ethical

>>70483840
you should hear her snore, its like a vacuum

>>70483886

stop posting this dog

>>70483886
literally posting cp on fucking /brit/ you pathetic piece of shit

exploiting girls with daddy issues online does not make you a man you wankstain

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>>70483772
I'm sorry to hear that. But I assure you I just fuck with girls who I know can take it.

How much is £4080 in roo and yank monies

>>70483904
what a load of shite. you're an idiot

>>70483828
It was only out in the uk tonight

Absolutely quality - very different to the original but arguably better

>>70483904
fake news

>>70483927

she's 19.

>>70483926

The egf gimmick is dying with this thread lad x

>>70483852
isnt this lad in prison now for doing that lmao banter king

>>70483887
indifferent

>>70483922

a true intellectual heavyweight right here

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>>70483937
>>70483959
>yanks can't handle the truth

empath here AMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

doing a watch

>>70483943

>arguably better than the original

Really? I've never seen it even though i claim to like film and british cinema, feel like everyone has that one movie they haven't seen that literally everyone else has

post your job lads. i bet mine is the most boring. i work for transport for london and watch CCTV footage of drivers making driving offences and send them tickets hahahha

good on the brits for having a respectable film industry for their size.

>>70483943
did you see it

>>70483931
that girl is an annoying dork

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January 28:

814 – Charlemagne dies of pleurisy in Aachen as the first Holy Roman Emperor. He is succeeded by his son Louis the Pious as king of the Frankish Empire.
1077 – Walk to Canossa: The excommunication of Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor is lifted.
1393 – King Charles VI of France is nearly killed when several dancers' costumes catch fire during a masquerade ball.
1547 – Henry VIII dies. His nine-year-old son, Edward VI becomes King
1724 – The Russian Academy of Sciences is founded in St. Petersburg by Peter the Great, and implemented by Senate decree. It is called the St. Petersburg Academy of Sciences until 1917.
1820 – A Russian expedition led by Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen and Mikhail Petrovich Lazarev discovers the Antarctic continent, approaching the Antarctic coast.
1846 – The Battle of Aliwal, India, is won by British troops commanded by Sir Harry Smith.
1871 – Franco-Prussian War: The Siege of Paris ends in French defeat and an armistice.

Births:
1457 – Henry VII of England (d. 1509)
1706 – John Baskerville, English printer and typographer (d. 1775)
1833 – Charles George Gordon, English general and politician (d. 1885)
1841 – Henry Morton Stanley, Welsh-American explorer and journalist (d. 1904)

Deaths:
814 – Charlemagne, Holy Roman emperor (b. 742)
1256 – William II, Count of Holland, King of Germany
1547 – Henry VIII of England (b. 1491)
1859 – F. J. Robinson, 1st Viscount Goderich, English politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1782)
1939 – W. B. Yeats, Irish poet and playwright, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1865)
1986 – crew of Space Shuttle Challenger

>>70484033
and just about all your A-listers these days come from here

>>70483936
noyn undrid dollarydoos respectively

>>70484031
Environmental consulting here

just got a driving ticket lads

Who's your friend who likes to play?!
BRITBONG BRITBONG!

>>70483852
how come every white snackbar convert is a ginger?

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Tfw pure absurdist, not even aroused by women anymore
Tfw exist solely to say things a retard would say that no one but myself finds funny
Tfw I know it doesn't even make sense but I cry laughing at it

>>70484017
Both are fantastic and in my opinion Danny Boyles best films

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crying of laughter

old simpsons was fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0BPKM9WQg

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>Tfw pure absurdist, not even aroused by women anymore
>Tfw exist solely to say things a retard would say that no one but myself finds funny
>Tfw I know it doesn't even make sense but I cry laughing at it

managed to roll the gf away from me and thankfully that has stopped the snoring.

night

>>70484053
haha i knew this was coming. fuck sake you guys are so insecure.

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>>70484043
>Henry VII

Top Welsh lad

>>70484031
yours actually sounds like it can have moments of fun when you see people doing really crazy or stupid shit in their cars.

i do data entry at a black people call center car dealerships send us their paper work and we just enter in car contract info into a system all day non stop for 8 hours. its pretty grim overall and doesn't pay that well but you can listen to shit on the internet on headphones while you work, thats the only perk of the job

>>70483385
grow up you fucking bender

>>70484089
How hot out do u think it was that day

business idea: girls that disappear after you cum

filtered that tinder yank
what a cringey twat

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>>70484043

challenger was no fun

>>70484072
briona looks pretty cute, you should be nicer to her

>>70484054
a sweep is as luck as lucky can be!
*shakes 'ands with you*

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>>70484064
They dye their hair red, usually. It's a Muslim thing. Muhammad had red hair

when was the last time 190cm masterrace posted here

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>>70484129
Jealous

>>70484053
There literally isn't one brit in the top 25 paid actors.

Why are you guys so fucking delusional? Can you not just accept a compliment without being upset?

In the past 25 years 4 brits have won best actor.

So none in the top 25, 4 for best actor in 25 years and yet you claim they make up all of our A-listers.

Seriously for as much shit you give about americans, you guys need a fucking reality check.

>>70484043
you can add me to the list of deaths haha

*does a 'cide*

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posting the last thing's different girls have said to me

this gem didn't want to be my friend because i hate the idea of The Office US (her favorite show) but enjoy the scientific quips of the Big Bang Theory

>>70484105
nobody ever does anything interesting. they drive down bus lanes and stop on yellow boxes and park illegally.

>>70484109
my sister is selfish cunt, if i asked her to lend me something she was using she'd tell me to get lost

>>70484164
Years ago

guy who has happy and healthy relationships with women here

ama

>>70484170
now who's being insecure?

>>70484168
>has a boy name

>>70484168
is tinder really that easy?

"your cute your ass is cute want to fuck?"

"lol ok"

>>70484185
so tell her to fuck off next time and just ignore her in every other aspect of life

cum in me baby

>>70484189

How do you did it? I manage to find tiny flaws and fixate on them, or talk to other birds who are either more mentally interesting or physically attractive. Think it'll lead to a point where i just settle with a comfy 5/10.

>>70484191
at least im defensive and accurate. your defensive and fucking delusional. small island syndrome i reckon

>>70484179
ah you must live in a boring town then


here we have black people who do ridiculous shit in their cars, its like driving in a 3rd world country

>>70484232
>>70484232
>>70484232
>>70484232
>>70484232
>>70484232

>>70484225
>or talk to other birds who are either more mentally interesting or physically attractive.


keep doing this

don't ever stop doing this.

>>70484249
>70484249
>>70484249

>>70484229
Imagine coming to a foreign countries thread where you are not wanted and sperging out so badly because you're insecure

The fucking state of yanks