/brit/

The holocaust never happened.

>light switch is a few metres away

How do i turn off the light without getting out of bed? ive got nothing long enough to reach it

I have a tripod and a fencing sword under my bed, how to combine the two

moving to Brentford 2bh

>>70480046
screeching at the new custodian

I remember just after they took the last janny applications a few months ago some runt cracked down on the autistic rule

now he's completely fucked off baaahaha

>>70480046
You had one chance and you actually made a shitter thread than the retarded yank

The absolute STATE of you

>>70480122
Combine them with vines like your mate on Primitive Technology does.

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Zimbabwean Reporting

>>70480169
You want a smack lad? I'll lay u out right now.

>>70480122
Throw a tarantula at the switch lad, easy

>>70480179
Morgan Tvangirai represent.

>>70480122
its 10:48, get out of bed u fat cunt

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>styles on you

are you the best person ever?

>>70480198
Go back to Africa

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492


wrong thread

up the villa lads

hmm

another jocose thread

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>all the yank turds are in the other containment thread

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business idea

>>70480309
quite pleased with the state of affairs

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any yanks in this thread? I want to beat the shit out of you

Bulawayo boys represent

>tfw a zimbabwean does PR at my work place
>there are 6+ zimbabweans
>never met one before in my life

they're a fucking good bunch, i tell you.

>tfw everyone I work with is either white british or white zimbabwean
>the only foreigners are the cleaners

>>70480296
Stay over there fat cunt

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with that yank.

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492


>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492


>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492

How's your interpal gf hunt goin lads? Got three QTs messaging me in one day.

Think the ol 'cide might have to wait another week.

>>70480345

literal redditor

>>70480113
it did but the holodomor didn't

@1
No.

>>70480351
FUMING
this is priceless

>>70480371
not really upset.

jsut trying to help janny

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492

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>>70480345
Just your standard yank

>>70480122

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKSxs1gtlo

yank is about to blow a gasket

@6
No.

listening to the cries of my victims

(I recorded them)

>>70480338
why is there such a high concentration? never met any black or white rhodesians/zimbabweans

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hmmmmmmmmmm

You can tell a fake /brit/ thread that needs deleting because it's not actually made by a brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPsThJRUgM

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>listening to the cries of my victims

>(I recorded them)

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>>70480421
>pay 3 billion a year still don't get good eduction
lmao'in

baited

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hmmmmmmmmm

https://rabb.it/haydy

streaming peep show or a movie or something

no yanks allowed x

>>70480409
because they are a community and one got in HR, she hired all the others. everyone at my workplace is related in some way apart from me, i'm a bit of an outcast.

>>70480338
Real deal Africans are pretty based tbhqh. My physics teacher was a Somalian bloke who told us about enrolling in nuclear physics at his local uni and he was the only guy there kek.

Creasing.

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Rate the supper lads x

why do JFs who hate britain and brits come and post in the fucking british general? just fuck off and go be a pathetic runtoid in your own general for fucks sake

Did a slide tackle in Spain. Gracias.

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wheres the jav boy

recommend jav to me

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ANOTHER REMAINERS' REVOLT, I'm not sure I can wait any longer for the 'ted 'dom to depart from E.U.

babestation

we are undergoing a paradigm shift so complete it defies description from this vantage point

>>70480490
for (You)s
its easier in /cum/ and /fr/ for brits though

Might do a cheeky friday night back day at the gym lads

How's that sound?

>>70480490

because they aren't funny and their posts fade away in /sp/ or /cum/

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>>70480453
Ha! What a kneeslapper
>>70480462
hmmmmmmmhummmmmmmm

>>70480490
They are eternally jealous and desperate for our attention. Pretty pathetic 2bh but you've got to expect that from dirty JFs

>>70480498

not him but shibuya kaho is the current 'fu

>>70480462
Number of people who go bankrupt because they have to pay for everyone elses medical bills:

6,000,000,000

>tfw literally exhausted all the good porn related to your fetish

Honestly considering killing myself

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we're so fucking cucked

>>70480510
from where to where?

>>70480513
>>70480530
Just proof that you should never give (You)s to JFs

Why are Yanks so insecure

>>70480553
going from leaving the eu to 51st state very impressive

>>70480534
Having a kitchen knife in the UK is a crime

It's like Sweden where cat calling a girl is sexual assault

wonder if it is feasible to add flag filtering to 4chanx

considering opening a pull request by close of play today (saturday)

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Cracking open my 4th tinnie

>>70480504
I forgot sources:
Daily Pol. and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-4115210/Irish-court-case-Brexit-reversed-heard-month.html

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https://rabb.it/haydy

IN here lads

>>70480534
>british police
>go to hell

>>70480553

theresa is pregnant lads

>>70480534
What a fucking clunker of a sentence that is.

>...United States, Canada than in Britain.

American literacy at its finest.

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>>70480508
Yeah, I love middle aged women who've had too much plastic surgery in a frantic attempt to hold on to their looks as they age because they have no other value as a person.

>>70480564
why are you so obsessed with them?

>>70480564

repressed pain of circumcision

>>70480540
hmmmm dont rate her just had a look

airi suzumura: http://javsex.net/watch-movie-abp-383-i-only-ass-kos-daughter-suzumura-airi-3.html (very very good vid)

or

aoi shirosaki: literally any vid

cant go wrong with either of those

>>70480615
We're just tsundere for you desu lad. Don't take it personally.

>>70480586

absolutely shan't

sad act

I find it a tad humourous that Brits and other Europeans are always harping on about Americans on the Internet and IRL too

Meanwhile Americans don't even think about you

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FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

https://rabb.it/haydy

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>>70480651
is may tsundere for trump?

Gonna buy a shitload of packs on fifa ultimate team

>>70480510
http://www.cfr.org/search/?Ntt=philip+zelikow&submit.x=0&submit.y=0

in one of these articles zelikow talks about the future of warfare evolving out of conflicts between nation states into entire clashes of civilisations. The biggest cultural clash being perpetuated at the moment is west/muslims. If we're truly to move into the modern age of warfare, we can't be too lefty, hence the swing back to the right.

Trump and brexit are designed to make us feel empowered to not like muslims. Just look at Trump, talks about banning them and how he doesn't like NATO. Literally gets into office then says how great NATO is and still hates muslims.

534
>fake news from 2006
hmmmmmmmmmmm indeed

>>70480636

they all look the same

seriously, cannot tell them apart

If my parents knew the state I'm in, they'd probably help but I'm too scared and ashamed to ask for it. I can't face worrying them and seeing their disappointment.

>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492

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Cracking open my 4th eye

>>70480702
oh fuck off you cunt

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>why are brits so obsessed with yanks? says the yank who comes to /brit/ every day

>>70480718
>early

nigga what are you doing

>>70480113
depends on how you define holocaust

if you mean concentration camps and mistreatment, yes

if you mean gas chambers, no

>>70480718
fucc off

well my name is yanklad and i'm here to say
/brit/ is lame and mighty gay
break it down yall

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so tired

>>70480680
No, she literally has nothing to do with us. Accidental prime minister desu.

Was creasing at Trump's response to that reported today kek, he's the greatest president already.

>Journalist: uhhh you've said some things about women that some of us in the UK would find quite.... triggering.
>Trump: Is this the kind of shit you came all the way here to ask? Jeez louise!

May have been paraphrasing a bit there.

>>70480608
>he's never read a headline before
average brit literacy tbqh
>>3
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>70480728
tbf you guys are weirdly obsessed with us..

you randomly talk about americans when we aren't around. I've lurked in threads with no yanks in the early morning and you're still posting charts and graphs about americans

not only that but your comedians do it as well. Watched a talk show and they brought up americans three different times.

Ricky gervais brings them up often in his podcast with only brits.

Its really odd

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>amerifats

heavily relapsed on benzos

fucks sake, i either need to just medicate myself forever or die now

>>70480613
>this triggered by one word
Impressive

>>70480328
Taiwan and Japan?!
thanks, b.t.w.
Leaving the Commonwealth was a mistake.

>>70480734
cringe

>>70480732
>Gas chambers were used in the 1930s and 1940s by the Third Reich initially as part of the "public euthanasia program" aimed at eliminating physically and intellectually disabled people and political undesirables. In June 1942 many hundreds of prisoners of the Neuengamme concentration camp, including 45 Dutch communists, were gassed in Bernburg Euthanasia Centre. At these locations, the preferred gas was carbon monoxide delivered in metal cylinders followed by the development of less expensive methods of mass murder during the Holocaust with the exhaust gas of gasoline-powered cars, trucks and army tanks used at designated death camps.[23]

>The Nazi concentration and extermination camps, including Auschwitz and Majdanek, used hydrogen cyanide in the form of Zyklon B. The first experimental gassing with Zyklon B took place at Auschwitz I on September 3, 1941, in the cellar of Block 11 using 600 Soviet POWs and 250 other prisoners who were sick and no longer able to work.[24][25] The gas chosen by the command of Operation Reinhard was exhaust gas from internal combustion engines (detailed in the Gerstein Report among others).[26] In order to process the hundreds of victims delivered in Holocaust trains each day, the killing centres at Treblinka, Belzec and Sobibor, during the most deadly phase of the Holocaust in Poland, used the cheapest available killing agent for use in the gas chambers of these extermination camps. In accordance with the Nazi cross-European policy of genocide against the Jews, the SS "processed" thousands of Romani people, (male) homosexuals, the physically and mentally disabled, intellectuals and the clergy from all occupied territories.[24]

>>70480760
both tea drinking island nations

and japan has a monarchy

so therefore, rightful commonwealth countries

>>70480758
welcome to the 21st century pal

>>70480779
Do not care in the slightest

>>70480799
embarrassing

754
the only time we talk about yanks is asking why you come to this thread and then telling you to fuck off

So, fuck off yank

>>70480779
>he spent £570 on women
what a total fucking moron
TRULY cucked by incel ideology

>>70480798

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AzX1XIij4

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alcoholic drinks ive found in the house:
>baileys irish cream
>cointreau
>jose cuervo tequila
>Harvest gold mead

what should i have

getting desperate

>>70480498
V
R
W

>>70480809
>>70480803
oof....

>>70480813
>United States of Dudeweedlmao

>>70480755
>paki lights himself on fire while burning flag

Lmao

>>70480752
>uses *ENGLISH* language but is too dumb to even follow conventional syntax that a child has no trouble with.

Great job USA. Daddy is so proud.

FUCKING CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClLEXoku3t0

How do I take a good photo for fb

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>>70480788
>giving yanks (You)s

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sleep tight kitter

>>70480586
*thinks about clicking*
>The Smiths
nah

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the gf (15)

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>>70480872
I... did it again

>>70480813

people here mock the US for being backwards but it's the UK that is stuck in its old ways while the USA changes rapidly

>>70480882
V
R
W

>>70480894
change isn't always good

I SAID GIVE ME A SHOUT IN 2

>>70480876
shoot a fucking bullet through its runt skull

>>70480832

go to sleep

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streaming tunes and then a movie or peep show or the 't crowd

https://rabb.it/haydy

>>70480876
Sleep tight.

confessed all my racist and right wing views to the so-called doctor the other day

he's probably going to recommend me to some bad goy re-education facility now

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anyone want some semi-uncommon blinis

>>70480894
Fuck off to the other thread yankaboo, the retards over there would love you to suck their dicks

>>70480927
aha look at that sad cunt on the right with the UGLY fucking bunny

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>>70480046

time for beddie byes

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mfw I'm a yank and get You's on /brit/

going to the GP for the first time as an adult. i'm 28.

>>70480927
>r9k

I'll think i'll pass

>>70480931
Why would you do that?

>>70480905
weed change is good

ivan supports the celtic

every brit would move to the USA instantly if given citizenship

>intranet exploder

shan't be giving (You)s
you are all fucking morons
and i hate you all

>>70480934
looks more like a premium rare to me

Really want an African Queen to creampie and cuddle up to at night, and to wake up the next morning to a ready cooked breakfast of fried plantains, bacon and eggs.

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wish I lived in any other world but this one

You joke but only america has got gimpy white cheerleaders that got into college through the ass and pussy discount. Only to join a sorority and get railed by tyrone and jamal whilst the tiny american cucklet betas shitpost on a british general.

nobody kicked up a fuss when george bush was US president and he was a spastic

>>70480955
why not?

willing to bet most white people would agree with me but are too afraid of becoming a social pariah to admit it. I'm already a social pariah so fuck it

I want to be a JAV star

>>70480991
So you want a fictional wife?

really want a hurly scottish boy to cuddle me and be my daddy

>>70480950
>literally have free healthcare
>don't use it

???

>>70480980
t. Tyrone DeShawn Jones

Please leave this country and never come back

>>70481003
you want to get fucked by a bunch of jap men

>>70481001
lots of people did, it was pretty much the same shit 2bh

>>70480980

out

>>70480980
General consensus amongst people I know

>i'd go there for a holiday but i'd never live there

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>>70481001

everyone complained constantly, how old are you?

>>70480882
WHO
IS
THIS
SEMEN
DEMON

>>70481045
No it wasn't at all

You're probably too young to remember the Bush presidency

>>70480832
tequila, I never drank mead so I dunno on that.

>>70481008
No need to rub it in.

>>70480202
I actually had a tarantula turn on the light in the middle of my sleep. shat a brick, then stabbed it

egf number 2 just told me she's had a secret real life bf and he's abusive and has hit her twice

bloody hell lads

>>70481064
13

qt yank girl from /pol/ on hewillnotdivideus

john hurt is dead :(

>>70480832
chase the tequila with the mead

>>70481061

they sound like clueless gimp normoloids

i've travelled all over the US and I would move there instantly. probably to colorado.

>>70481035
Yes

Gut's been acting a fool for days here. Gassy as all fuck. Weird mix of constipation and diarrhea. Not a fan. It grumbles so fucking loud too.

>>70481078
fuck off he got lots of flakk for the stupid shit he said and done, and I'm not young

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>>70481099

fucks sake aha

John is dead, abandon.

>>70481064
>how can 57017382 people be so dumb?
>forgetting they are yanks

>>70481114
I would live in the US only if I was guaranteed employment and health insurance. And only if I could choose which state I would live in.

>>70481102
where

>>70481100

know a certain unpaid gentleperson who might be vexed by this arrangement of text

>>70481104
don't care

>>70481093
with said brick?

>>70481114
good for you.

you're probably one of those pricks that wears american sports clothing and says 'bro'

literally the most insufferable people I have ever experienced

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What dating site should I use

>>70481167
Grindr

>>70481133
wew

the lsd trip is the death rebirth experience it's the trip of Ulysses, of dante

>>70481167
/soc/

>>70481125
From the media and in the later years yes but it was nothing like what's going on with Drumpf

You're clearly too young to remember the Bush presidency so it would be best for you to keep quiet on the issue lest you want to get exposed for being an idiot (again)

>>70481072
my 15 year old girlfriend

>>70481164

don't do either of those
what do you even mean by american sports clothing, basketball shirts?

>>70481133
yeah shes getting plowed by chad as we speak
that whole thing was just to make you not feel bad

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>>70481133

the 21st century city is a fake prop hollywood television studio

i'm leaving this. i'm going back to nature.

>>70481213
I see people actually wearing handegg stuff nowadays. utterly despicable

breaking news: ollivander from harry potter is dead

>>70481061
>General consensus amongst people I know

Ah yes the loner staying in on a friday night must have a good balance of people he's heard this from.

>Mum, sister, and mate from primary school said this

>>70481222
Hayden is a bender name.

>>70481195
I bet I'm older then you you fucking prepubescent twat
you may be partly right, not too sure how he was actually recieved in yankland but here he was viewed abysmally

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Lauren

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yank birds are mental haha

a british bird would just be like "aye al proper miss you don't leave x"

>>70481222

>>70481282

t. Steve

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dumb bint

http://www.citynews.ca/video/2017/01/25/video-jaywalker-hit-by-streetcar/

>>70481300
Yanks never know when to shut up and go away, it's a disease they all have

>>70481272
I'm one of the most well-known people in a town of about 40,000 people

I'm a "man-about-town"

nobody knows I use 4chan when i'm back at home

>>70481295
>then

This is how I know you're underage

It's time for you to leave now

>>70481300

definitely not reading that

love me
if you want

>>70481316
>dude why is jaywalking illegal lmao

>>70481316
how the fuck do you not see or hear that thing coming

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>>70481133
>>70481222
>>70481300
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a girl will never say anything like this to me

>>70481321
you are in my fucking hole
I don't believe anyone on 4chan can be an uber normie. It jades you too much

>>70481355
Are you a virgin?

>>70481316
that doesn't look real

>>70481321
howling

>>70481366
rather not say

>>70481222
women are so melodramatic. can't stand that shit

>>70481328
I may have erred due to tiredness, my apologies
yank twat

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Imagine being so retarded that you need a law stating that you can't cross the street. Fucking yanks

>>70481316
me driving the streetcar

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vinay > tim

>>70481355
That's an internet "girlfriend", mate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_Massacre

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>>70481389
will take clingy melodramatic yank gfs off your hands for free

>>70481399
imagine being such a nanny state that you have a law against "hate" speech. Fucking brits

I had some love for you...
but I threw it in the bin

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Gf's mum just sent me this

>>70481406
Deepest lore

miss timposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4

reminder

>>70481415
best day of my life. fuck gooks

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Holy Christ, ye're on fire tonight. My sides.
>>70480997
>>70481001
>>70481147
>>70481100
>>70481003
>>70481035
>>70480981

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this is the egf2 from the messages

was i right to bin her off for having a bf lads?

Her bf is a 5'9 white autismo

natural selection isn't so fun when you're the one being bred out

the anguish of the incel is the anguish of 4 billion years of wasted effort

>when you misunderstand something someone said and give an answer that technically makes no sense that then gets answered by someone but at the time you think it's social conduct but then later you realise that you're a giant fucking sperg that literally reeks of autism

Just kill me fa/\/\

when the fuck did the word "incel" start getting used commonly here?

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>>70481419
At least I know how to cross the street m8

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>>70481455
how get an egf that will say nice things

>>70481455

what the fuck is this shite, piss off

>>70481363
>>70481378

Come to Newbury in Berkshire and you'll find me in an instant

ask for "that lad with the curly hair that sits outside pret" and we can talk about it

>>70481464
literally only 5% of human males across all of history successfully reproduced. look it up on google. tired of the "you are the end of a billion years of evolution" trope bc it implies it's something uncommon

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>cucked by the igf
the
absolute
state

/brit/ never fails to cheer me up about my own shit life

>>70481415
I garuntee they were vc sympathisers
they all were

>>70481513
nobody cares

am an attractive tall male but can't get a gf because of autism

>>70481509
"Look it up on google" is not a citation

Fuck off

>>70481536
did i write an academic paper or a post on 4chan you dumb cunt

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>>70481532
piss off

>>70481481

ages ago

>>70481564
don't reply to leafs

>>70481549
You made a claim of fact without anything to back it up

You're an idiot

>not being autistic with conviction

that's your problem, boys

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>>70481455

she didn't cuck me lads

literally just one of 7 birds i talked to that got emo after i discovered she has a boyfriend

>>70481558
if it helps i'm also a broke neet and will probably die without ever having held a job

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paY uP PiGgiEs

I don't drink alcohol, that's why i'm not out on a friday night

redpill me on 02 sat sensors

>>70481593
please respond >>70481490

>>70481612
wy

>>70481618
https://twitter.com/chelseafindom97?lang=en

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>You made a claim of fact without anything to back it up
>You're an idiot

>>70481618
I've literally seen girls shitting from their arses

Now it is all I see when I see girl arse

>>70481618
*chucks fistsfull of wallets at you*

>>70481564
have been on 4chan for 6 years and no it hasn't

>>70481642
She sounds like some retarded female version of Bane

>>70481642
bit annoying having to log out of my account every time i follow these links

>>70481593
does it bother you that she has a boyfriend?

if she's dtf, why is it even an issue

i'd bin her if she's the bird from earlier messages and was never your girl. she sounds like a right fucking drama queen. i'd bin her or reluctantly shag her if she begs

want to go out and fight someone

>>70481642
fucking bitch watermarks all her pics now

might do a bit of the ol 's

Hopefully I don't fuck up this time ahaha

https://en.lichess.org/yWoh1gyZ

this is a great debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6zdDuXyU8

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PLEASE RESPOND

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>>70481679

well i've been posting it on /brit/ for years. if you really must know i've been on 4chan since 2008.

going to kindly ask you to piss off leaf

t*ne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

>>70481723
alri

>>70481618
feel sorry for runts that actually have this fetish

>>70481195
to think as a 12 years' old boy I actually supported the war in Iraq because
"Sudamn is a vuri baed maen".
Quite a load of naïvity.

>>70481679
Elliot Rodger made it big

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>>70481723

be attractive, funny or interesting. or all 3.

just befriend them and slowly redpill them into loving you lad, very simple stuff

>>70481758
what an autistic post

kill yourself AUTISMBOY hahahaah!

>>70481799
but how did you meet them

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>>70481760
Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

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anyone else know this feel?

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http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/103155

>>70481828
hello r.eddit

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>>70481828
i know that feel

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Is this true?

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>what an autistic post
>kill yourself AUTISMBOY hahahaah!

LSD activates deep repositories of unconscious material and brings their content to the
surface, making it available for direct experience.

LSD could enable one to study psychic material that is buried in the deepest layers of the
unconscious and is usually inaccessible to less dynamic techniques.

LSD is extraordinary because of the rich view of the unconscious which it permits.
Somewhere in this rich view of the unconscious lies the mystic experience.

LSD stimulates an easy recall of events long buried in a patient’s subconscious and
striking insights into his own nature and the real world around him.

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>>70481818

Twitter

>>70481786
i remember when I was 10 my teacher was talking about saddam and I thought she said zidanne so I put up my hand and said I owned a zidane jersey. Cunt gave out to me for it too

>>70481880
>Anonymous

Stopped reading there

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>>70481897
im fucked

goodbye lads

>>70481855
no
I judge people harshly on how thet dress and look. I hate people who are slobbish

Football - deanos and blacks

Cricket - pakis and posh benders

Rugby - posh chads

F1 - boring middle aged bellends

Tennis - literally who cares

Golf - well adjusted good lads

----This is for playing not watching---

>>70481962
Unironically been a golfer my entire life

>>70481962
ice hockey - true alphas

>>70481962
>Golf - well adjusted good lads
FOB

>>70481898
I think it was in second year's english class, I corrected the fat woman in her early 50s who had a blotchy red face from tippling, she told me to "shut up" (I think it was how she spelled a word on the board).
The whole class audibly chuckled.

>>70481962
i unironically spend hours most days playing the golf minigame in gta 5

finished with -10 once

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>>70481962

olympic weightlifting - patricians with 150 IQs

chelsea findom is one of the more disgusting women i've ever seen in my life.

I would literally turn down shagging her

>>70482023
How much ya jerk

>>70482050
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>>70482023
dafuq, her ankles bend 90 degrees inwards and her legs just fold down

>>70482052

bout twice a day ha

>>70482009
>tfw play pitch n putt with the lads once a week for only a fiver

>>70482091
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>>70482091
Real new thread

>>70482091
>>70482091
>>70482091
>>70482091
Real New Thread

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>>70482023
wish she'd whip me nutsack like that

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>>70480046
I FUCKING HATE MUGABE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCMQ1_qAZQA