Life Functions Critical edition
Do not respond to Yankposters. Do not acknowledge Yankposters.
>>70477689
Nothing a Dennis Dart couldn't handle
Will Wolves get a result at Anfield lads?
also >*is pride of the midlands*
the 'f
Leeds
this thread better be well made you german cunt
>>70477804
weallateleedscum
>>70477816
I practically guarantee it*
*not a guarantee
>>70477783
is aston villa shit?
hahahaha the yank got absolutely fucking shafted
>>70477761
don't tease me like that
susannah
so lonely
so alone
keep posting buses
>>70477690
>>70477698
>>70477703
>>70477801
I'm usually shit at these but this is fucking easy, it's 15.
There's only 1 portion of chips in the last sum.
>>70477788
I wouldn't mind her fucking me up the arse
might do a 'cide
Pretty Effective desu
The last great achievement of British engineering and they're still as widespread as ever after 40 years
>>70477863
bus wanker
It's from the neo tokyo anthology running man
opening 5th cider
how come it's literally 2017 and we still don't have flying cars
i mean bladerunner says we're supposed to have sentient androids by now at the very least
>>70477889
The fastest diesel locomotive ever built
>>70477900
BTFO
Ahh yes very good
>>70477874
>There's only 1 portion of chips in the last sum.
i didn't realise there was 4 chips in the 3rd panel and counted it as 2
thats why I got 25
>>70477874
i noticed that also and i stand by my answer
what, you thought you were the only one to see that? baka
if you're such a dead eye, then how come you didn't notice that it said x instead of +?
>>70477926
i never even made that thread desu. just funny bait to keep spamming it
>>70477938
shes so brave
what's wrong with this bus?
>>70477938
>Where's a good place to pose for this photo luv'?
>Ah fuck it just sit in front of the fucking radiator and call it a day
Is there any actual basis for Holocaust denial cant seem to find anything beyond "muh changing numbers" and cherrypicked memoirs in old german
>Walk past a park on the way back home
>See a group of about 15 paki/bangladeshi lads hanging out with about 6 white girls who look significantly younger
Should I have called the rozzers?
It's not a true weekend without one of these bad boys
>>70477979
the logistics don't add up
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qLnmEN7S8
>>70477957
>sharts
>>70477843
shan't
the girl (boy) friend
>>70478045
who is this sperm germ
>>70477979
There is no peer reviewed scientific basis whatsoever.
Then again there is little peer reviewed scientific basis supporting the Jewish claim of death camps and 6 million.
>>70477979
which thread are we in?
>>70477706
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-28/german-population-hits-record-high-of-82-million-due-to-migrants/8219512
>In a preliminary estimate for 2016, the statistics office said the population had eclipsed the previous record high of 82.5 million recorded at the end of 2002, even though the number of deaths in 2016 exceeded the number of births by between 150,000 and 190,000.
absolutely howling, good call jumping ship in june lads
WHY is she SO fukgin FIT
can hear all the normies having fun but it's too late to join in now
think i might just go to sleep
hate my existence
We've just passed into the realm of Gondor.
yet to recieve a (You)
>>70478078
>jav
dropped
>>70477889
Does it even float?
>>70477952
>not knowing your order of operation
also even if you added before multiplying it would be 60 not 70
why don't the eagle just fly the rings
>70478105
Hi
>>70478045
does she have a dick?
>>70478120
i'll be completely honest i have always been shit at maths, i'm borderline innumerate and i don't know what i'm talking about half the time
>>70478045
Can't stand clump eyelashes like that
(“Adolf Hitler’s Guilt Feelings,” Journal of Interdisciplinary History, 1971, 1, No. 2: 229-249), in which he argues that six million Jews were sacrificed to Hitler’s personal sense of unworthiness and hypervulnerability of the body to filth and decay.
So great were Hitler’s anxieties about these things, so crippled was he psychically, that he seems to have had to develop a unique perversion to deal with them, to triumph over them. “Hitler gained sexual satisfaction by having a young woman—as much younger than he as his mother was younger than his father—squat over him to urinate or defecate on his head” (Ibid., p. 234). This was his “private religion”: his personal transcendence of his anxiety, the hyperexperience and resolution of it. This was a personal trip that he laid not only on the Jews and the German nation but directly on his mistresses.
It is highly significant that each of them committed suicide or tried to do so, and more than a simple coincidence. It might very possibly be that they could not stand the burden of his perversion; the whole of it was on them, it was theirs to live with—not in itself, as a simple and disgusting physical act, but in its shattering absurdity and massive incongruity with Hitler’s public role.
When I travel I travel in style
>>70478105
Would you accept a French (Vous) ?
>tfw too intelligent for BOMDAS
why didn't gandalf just use the eagle to fly the rings to mordor?
>>70478178
Written by: A J Goldstein
>>70478163
Maybe if you tell your bf to stop buttfucking you you'll do your homework and actually get it.
Bloody hell the madman's actually doing it
>>70478195
because tolkein was a shitty hack writer
>>70477874
if it's only one portion of chips then it's 16
>>70478184
too intelligent to save a fucking image properly eh
>grenit chacka
>>70478217
Seems like you won't be making it to Disney world, Ahmed
>>70478109
you are literally gay if you dont like this vid and i mean that sincerely
http://javplay.com/mkz-036-deca-ass-of-slender-shorthair-girl-aoi-shirosaki-14cec21cce/
thanks for the (You)'s lads
>>70478231
15 mate
>>70478229
(You)
>>70478217
they started it months ago. anyone who has even been to iran, somalia iraq etc in the past 5 years is not eligible for ESTA anymore
>>70478210
i have dyscalculia, please stop disparaging the differently abled mate
>>70478265
shan't be opening that link
i am literally incapable of feeling affection towards asians
>>70478272
nice bait
you can ONLY reply to this if you're going to world cup 2018
NOT so fast americans
>>70478255
Ah yes, the """men""" of futbol
>>70477687
as a lifelong villa fan, it is truly hurtful to be called a cunt by a real villa fan and have all my emotions dismissed as plastic by real terrace warrior
>>70478233
indeed
>>70478178
To be fair there was a whole team of propagandists paid to make up bullshit about hitler
>>70478296
you horrible gay fucking CUNT
/blackgf2017/ off to a great start lads
>lose 2-1 at home to mexico
>4-0 away to literal costa
>b-but we d-d-don't care about the sport
>>70478255
this is the only thnig that has every made me feel sad for england in my life
i'm going to watch bleach
nanndato?!
>>70478181
I see you're preparing for war again Island Monkeys
>Newsnight's perspective russian man:
>Dmitrij Lınnık
>literally has no article in english, russian nor in ukrainian wikipediæ
>I can only find him on turtur and facehook
>>70478182
>being formal on te Chung
>>70478362
>thnig
what did he mean by this
>>70477979
There is just simply no evidence. Not to mention odd logistical impossibilities like the purported burning of 100,000+ bodies in Dachau: with their capacity of cremators in the camp (about 4 man sized ovens), it would've taken over 7 years to complete the work if they were running 24/7.
stopped caring about footy after i took lsd 30+ times
Just ordered something on Amazon and it says it will be here tomorrow. SURELY NOT?
>>70478395
>literally has no dots on his 'i's
>>70478393
>>70478315
FUCK OFF PADDY
>>70478265
Me got hard but me no fap, literally first porn vid opened in Le current year
>>70478184
>2 KB
>>70478422
I't won't be here tomorrow. Don't post again.
>>70478422
hi chester :') x
>70478271
You're welcome
>>70478178
Only a kike could imagine filth like this.
having a gulp
>>70478405
waht the fcuk yuo sya cnut?
BRENT
R
E
N
T
might post some aircraft
>>70478462
dont be mean to my bf
FINALLY A NEW PRIMTECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXUCQc2Z78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXUCQc2Z78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXUCQc2Z78
all women are beautiful even it's not externally
>>70478442
aoi shirosaki is the current pornfu (on the right) (FSET-513) (http://javplay.com/fset-513-half-naked-only-school-girls-14d14a2bed/)
Hitler had his grandparents village used as Wehrmacht target practice, even destroying their cemetery completely, what was he hiding?
>>70478535
How did he upload the videos if he's supposed to be a primitive?
>>70478518
caught this one flying over yankland on FR24
>>70478568
whether it was grandparents' on his mothers or fathers side should be more revealing
>>70478589
atrocious post
what's wrong with this plane?
>I use the calculation feature on Excel, it's much more efficient than doing it myself
>>70478603
Ugh did you just presume to reply to me?
>>70478568
Written by: A J Steincraft
love tremolo riffs 2bh lads
>>70478518
>>70478518
miss marc albrighton lads
>>70478589
Meine Fresse blamier uns hier nicht. Es steht einiges auf dem Spiel. Diese verdammten Pissnelken hier haben doch keinen Humor.
>>70478640
>>70478646
Hmmm...very interesting...
>>70478640
>>70478646
hmmmmm
>>70478616
nothing
>>70478640
>>70478646
Wtf that looks like a hologram
>>70478568
Some incest story. You can all read that on the internet. Stop asking stupid questions.
>>70478666
kek took his meme magic away
women need to be enslaved
>>70478640
>>70478646
Yank status: destroyed.
>>70478595
enjoy looking for weird shit on fr
>>70478628
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6llersheim
>>70478712
Rand is right.
A 'right' by definition can not rely on someone else being forced to do something.
anyone else never had a job and scared as fuck by the idea of work?
I can't imagine myself lasting one day around normies
>70478732
You disgust me
I DONT WANT ANY OF DAT DIRTY PUSSY OR DAT DIRTY MOUTH THATS BEEN FILLED WITH CUM
I JUST WANT MUN
TO THE E-Y
AND I'VE BEEN LIKE DAT
SINCE KNEE HIGH
>ywn have a dullahan gf
>>70478703
looks like a black plane
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I have found for you all a picture of a nice young woman. Her name is Cara, be nice
>>70478640
>>70478646
time is truly cyclical
>>70478640
>>70478646
im seeing double here, four krustys
>>70478732
>You disgust me
>>70478751
You are correct. Rights issue outward from the self. They are confirmed, not conferred by the state. This debate is being framed in the wrong terms.
>>70478751
The idea is not to have doctors chained inside the hospital but to have taxpayers money pay for the damn thing
Ahh yes, the north
>>70478618
it is though
fat girl still tryna get even
>>70478772
whos this
2bh
>>70478777
fantastic post
remember when those buses flew into the twin big bens lads?
that was a historic day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l4tlAxUayg&
Black yanks fascinate me
>>70478777
v. good post and you got trips
Hitlers grandfather was jewish
>>70478785
Fuck you you emasculated fucking leaf your ass must be filled with Somalian cum from all the multicultural rape your ass gets on the daily
>>70478824
>>70478833
thanks lads thought it was quite witty x
hmmmmmmm
>>70478834
hitlers first girlfriend was jewish
>>70478712
>OMG free healthcare is LITERALLY as bad as slavery guiz!!!!!1!!
This is why I'm a radical centrist
*tortures a gay lightskin black man to death*
>he doesn't listen to talksport every night from 10pm
roaring
>>70478792
But what happens if, hypothetically the economy collapses and the government doesn't collect enough tax revenue to pay for everyone's healthcare?
If something is a human right, then you have a RIGHT to it regardless of circumstance.
african slavery never happened in the USA
they were voluntary migrants
need some free slavery
>>70478875
I lost interest in all competitive sports after I took weed once
>>70478712
rights don't exist
>>70478057
needs an answer.
>>70478910
not a fan of this gimmick
>Fuck you you emasculated fucking leaf your ass must be filled with Somalian cum from all the multicultural rape your ass gets on the daily
>>70478928
I became a fan of this gimmick when I snorted cocaine 100 times
>>70478875
t. macca from stoke, 46 and divorced
fuck off leaf scum
>>70478751
Yes it can you twat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_and_positive_rights
unpopular opinion: human life is not inherently valuable
>>70478518
fuck the media for trying to sexualise trump holding mummy mays hand
friends hold hands all the time as a way of signalling friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUx98tiFWic
i hate jews
ordered it 15 minutes ago and some runt one freddo an hour is already scurrying around a cold warehouse in doncaster getting it for me
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the songs of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
>>70478910
don't make light of my very important lsd trips
these were breakthroughs not just for myself but for humanity
i had st augustine revelations
>>70478984
No. It can't.
Technically speaking, the only rights that exist are those that you have the power to grant yourself.
Got the neurons buzzing
>>70479040
was a shit film and even shitter book desu f4m
>>70478998
Sukhois a shit
>>70478875
>radio adverts
no fucking way in hell
>>70479066
trump looks like an alien anyway
>>70479077
Dubs
>>70478984
only the right to property exists
any other "right" is the initiation of the use of force against someone else
>>70479088
nice lad
Lost my virginity last week, lads.
I even got a video of it, but the footage seems to have mysteriously vanished.
>>70479040
Liberal shite
Paris Commune was better
>>70478875
Aw man, that clueless drunk gooner who called a few weeks back, saying West Brom should sign Jairzinho
>What about the boy Rondon
Had me in bits, Andy and Jason well copped on to it and took the piss out of him.
>>70477978
lol
>>70479066
ah yes the jews trying to trick us into believing that aliens exist when actually we're alone in the universe and the earth is flat
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>70479099
>only the right to property exists
>>70479131
>replying to a 35 minute old post
fucking kill yourself
Here's an inconvenient truth for you all. The FIRST AIDS death was a minor. OOOO Surprise Surprise! Gay pedophiles!! WHAT??? His name was Robert Rayford. He died at age 15 but started having symptoms at age 13. Now why don't we talk about this stuff on those cool TV shows like Ellen DeGeneres? Hm?
Um. Do you think America would be fine with that? No. We better paint a nice pretty picture. Gay Men. Single monogamous relationships. Hand in hand. White picket fences. That's the way it is. Not tons of sexual promiscuity. By the way, this is the ZOG media machine. The “Zionist Occupation Government” media machine destroying the family and destroying the building blocks of America. No big deal right. It's cool. Let’s listen to some records on our iTunes.
And side note. Okay. I didn't wake up this morning hating Jews. I really didn't. I didn't even wake up thinking of Jews. I didn't have a dream about killing about a bunch of Jews. It doesn't enter my mind during the day unless I’m provoked into thinking about it. And here's what I think about it. I can’t help but notice that the primary figures behind all these social justice movements are all JEwish!!! WOWW What!!! Why? It is a good question. The gay acceptance movement is all overall Jewish. The people pushing sex stuff and inappropriate media to our children. The people who tell the little 12 year old girls to “go out and use your pussies and **”! Here’s a music video. Britney Spears! Go **! They're all Jewish. Hollywood. They're all Jewish. The founding members of the NACCP. Look this up on Wikipedia when you get home, they're all Jewish. Why? Why are they all Jewish? Why would they be for NAACP. That's weird. Maybe it’s just because Jews are “progressive and enlightened”. That's it
Folks, I got gay cancer. I'm going to die, and so are you.
How come every time a Rorke argues on here he gets swiftly BTFO?
>>70479066
Drone strikes on the wall soon
>>70479099
I have a right to use force against you, and you have a right to try and stop me.
CRASHING
>>70479166
baited for this exact response
>>70479190
that's an extension of property rights
ahh yes, calle calle
>>70479177
can't recall this ever happening
i like blue eyes in a man think theyre really fit
In the same book of Revelations
When the Seven Seals are broken open on the Day of Judgment
And the seven angels blow their trumpets
When the third angel blows her trumpet
Wormwood will fall from the sky
And wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters
And a third part of all the land and many, many, many people will die
And you know what the Russian translation of wormwood is?
CHERNOBYL! fact
>>70479177
>pakis
>>70479066
fake news
>>70479254
would happily team up with pakistanis to knock the shit out of richfags
did it back in school, was good fun seeing the little toffs cry
>>70479128
YOU'RE SIXTH ANDY
SIXTH
YOU HAVEN'T MOVED
might read the bible
>>70478562
what's your opinion on shoko takahashi
BASH
THE
FASH
lads
>>70479219
course you did mate
God Bless
>>70479293
absolute state of you
>>70479347
good post
>>70479346
javplay has nothnig
link some jav codes
>>70479370
Stop posting this it's freaking me out
>Richard Nixon was supposedly a Quaker
r0fl
>>70478562
'ce
>would happily team up with pakistanis to knock the shit out of richfags
>did it back in school, was good fun seeing the little toffs cry
Lads the current interest rate on my savings ISA is 0.05%, only ever had that one, I can renew it to one that's '0.35% tax free/AER variable for 12 months'.
Is that going to make a noticeable difference?
>There are only 4 things that have calories, these are called macronutrients
>Fat
>Carbohydrates
>Protein
>Alcohol
Just had my mind blown that alcohol is a macro
Southampton vs Arsenal [Arsenal]
Liverpool vs Wolves [Draw]
Palace vs Man City [Man City]
Chelsea vs Brentford [Chelsea]
United vs Wigan [United]
Burnley vs Bristol [Burnley]
Who's letting me down lads
>>70479329
Read the torah instead, there you'll learn why Jews got the sneaky stereotype. So much trickery and lies for self-preservation
>literally 3 generations of the same family pretend their wives are their sisters so the goyim won't rape them
and much, much more
of course, the new testament (written by romans, for peasants) tells you you must never ever lie, if you do, you'll go to hell. cheeky bit of brainwashing, that.
>>70479401
she's pretty new to the biz, former idol and gravure model.
MIDE-379 is aight
might get into doom metal
>>70479412
There's quite literally nothing wrong with bashing toffs even as a rorke
I had an apple iPhone with £100+ of Horus heresy books And switched to Android
>>70479381
Suck it up Tarquin, we'll be collectivising your arse.
just put 100 quid on chelsea, united, burnley
i think i have a problem lads
>>70479407
first sign of a nonce is that they accuse others of being so
this is not me being unironic or humorous
you have literally wanked either to a). full blown childporn
or
b). the next best thing
i literally guarantee it you horrible deranged little fuck
>>70479472
Seize the means of boypussy. Can get behind this (literally).
you're all missing out
you could be living the life
>>70479448
more of a trash man
>>70479453
Funny thing is they'll be rich and powerful and you'll stay poor and in your council house spending your life getting drunk and smoking amber leaf
>>70479485
meowing at this
>>70479484
'rbo 'ce
>>70479422
This man, ladies and gentlemen.
>>70479446
they dont have that one
post a few more codes
give a selection
>>70479485
enjoyed this one
>if you put it to a referendum the publicly would almost certainly vote to bring back the death penalty to string up nonces
>We can actually do it now we're leaving the eu
>The establishment would never allow us to have this referendum
Ahh yes not suspicious at all
>>70479488
do you have to wear shoes when you go to a place like this?
>why yes, I do like people who sneer at me for being poor just because we have a vaguely similar place of birth
>>70479448
i only like type o negative
just farted and shot out a small pellet of poo
is this sharting
>>70479528
good gimmick would like to see more of it
>>70479555
how did you find out?
>Funny thing is they'll be rich and powerful and you'll stay poor and in your council house spending your life getting drunk and smoking amber leaf
>>70479558
thanks mate i'm just trialling it at the moment, might roll it out at a higher level over the next week or so
>>70479555
Congrats, you have completed American naturalization process.
Welcome, freedombrother.
>>70479571
arsehole felt a bit funny after so i shook my underwear a little bit and it fell through my shorts
>>70479603
v. good post
>>70479624
How about no
>>70479624
>yank thread
ugh, no thanks
>>70479624
starting to actually feel bad for you
>>70479624
hmmm post more elsa
>>70479655
show arsehole
they get a lot of flak on this board but the canadians i've met irl have always been top lads/ladettes. far prefer them to americans if i'm being honest.
>>70479514
>they'll be rich and powerful and you'll stay poor
don't push your luck, Horatio.
Everyone is saving their gimmicks for a new
Well step right up. Welcome to our newest /brit/ thread.
Packed full of room for all the gimmicks you want!!
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
Shall be making a new thread in a bit. Ignore the Yank.
>>70479687
>people die from resource scarcity
>this is somehow worse than the government actively slaughtering millions of its own citizens
why don't you communists go do humanitarian work if you give so much of a shit.
>>70479744
Please don't make a new thread.
>>70479744
theres already a new here.
just click on it
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
>>70476492
Why was he so perfect, Brit/pol/?
SCREECHING
>>70479744
No point mate. Just use the spastics so we don't get thread wars.
>>70479746
Stupid dumb Nazi scum
>they're actually posting in that yank thread
STATE.
>>70479419
Well no, the residual sugars are the 'macro'.
hang on this thread isn't even at bump limit fucking tard yank
>>70479852
Mongoloids the lot.
>>70479687
so how would communism solve this? the people dying of scarcity are not the people living in successful countries, so why, if they converted, should a communist country suddenly start funding those causes abroad?
>>70479539
How come the paedo hysteria crowd never want to string up female nonces? I thought they had a rabid hatred for noncing but they seem to completely ignore the females that do it
>>70479952
dont try reasoning you dickhead
theres a reason the commies wait until 1 in the morning to come out of the woodwork
Fuck it I'll make a new one then. Not going in that yank hole.
>light switch is a few metres away
How do i turn off the light without getting out of bed, ive got nothing long enough to reach it
I have a tripod and a fencing sword under my bed, how to combine the two
>replying to yanks
>posting in yank threads
>letting dirty JFs make new /brit/ threads
NEW THREAD
>>70480046
>>70480046
>>70480046
what's a good side for a burger that isn't chips?
>>70480067
>>70479769
we are not at the bump limit, please stop this